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That attack is a disaster
>Rooney
>>64321276
>>64321314
>that flag
>that post
No.
Looks like flashscores is finally getting the hang of formations
>>64321276
Who gives a fuck about this match, post fucking machine webm's like you usually do.
>Not watching Leicester meme it up
>Jerome Hoolahan
what a stupid name
>>64321345
>post fucking machine webm's
Don't encourage him you cunt. I'm sick of seeing that shit all over /sp/
>>64321363
Gay.
>>64321349
>germany in charge of sensible sounding names
>>64321363
>He doesn't have a machine fetish
tip top pleb
inb4 another crappy undeserved win for united
NOW he starts ashley young instead of memewick-jackson
>>64321345
>>64321363
>implying i'm that attention-fag Kike
there are three Israeli regulars here i think
1. le porn guy
2. Pie In The Sky (posts in American football threads)
3. me
Isn't Rooney supposed to be suspended or something?
>>64321402
So you're not even the one good Israeli
>>64321402
The try hard one? Got it.
>>64321402
>not the Israeli Chelsea fan
>not either of the two Israeli Spurs fans
fucking newfags
>>64321421
>>64321426
>>64321438
i guess you're the rude goys
>>64321447
Syrian Jew here
Manchesthair Poointheloonited
>>64321402
>three Israeli regulars
impossible, my grandmother always used to use the phrase 'two Jews in Jerusalem ' why would she lie?
>>64321349
>the city of Schmedeswurtherwesterdeich
I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND I WANT IT NOW, I WANT YOU COS I'M MR VAIN
Jones at RB would be a disaster. Surely it's Smalling + Jones at CB, Young RB and Blind LB? Right?
...Right?
>>64321466
Perhaps your grandmother was misinformed? And OP may not even be a Jew.
There are many possibilities to solving this paradox.
>>64321525
Try one then.
>>64321520
>van laal
>young playing
>>64321525
>>64321535
I suppose this all boils down to whether we accept the existence of a Jewish state
>>64321540
>ashley young is 30
where did all that time go?
>>64321382
>implying there is a more sensible name than Jan-Ingwer Callsen-Bracker
>>64321563
Shitposting on here year after year
>>64321276
how many holocausts till kickoff?
>>64321563
>1999 was 35 years ago
>>64321535
His grandmother was misinformed?
>>64321584
0 holocausts 25 gorrilions
AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE, NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN, OH NO, I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN
AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE, NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN, OH NO, I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN
LVG OUT
MOU IN
must have Mou's United vs Pep's City
>>64321657
Mourinho's United
Moyes Chelsea
Pep City
>>64321674
Pep's Chelsea
Mouyes' City
Rodgers' United
>>64321672
AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE, NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN, OH NO, I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN
>>64321540
>Ashley Young is shit
When will this meme end?
>>64321674
Moyes would lead them back to a strong mid table finish, just what Chelsea need.
btw, it will all be fucked up by United holding out for Pep who is already destined for City and then losing Mourinho to someone else
>>64321672
18+ website senpai
>>64321674
>>64321698
Sherwood's Chelsea
Moyes's City
Rogers' United
Mourinho's Swansea
>>64321701
>>64321718
If you don't explain this meme to me it will make me feel excluded.
I've already got enough wrong with my life, don't do this to me.
MOVE YOUR BODY, EVERY EVERY BODY, MOVE YOUR BODY COME ON NOW EVERYBODY!
>>64321741
>AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE, NOBODY'S GONNA SLOW ME DOWN, OH NO, I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu7i0fnmW64
I only want to see big clubs lose for the shitposting desu
>>64321349
>Adolf Hitler
what a stupid name
>>64321802
Cute post.
>>64321741
a new meme has to be forced upon us every few months or so or else we will fail to meet our shit posting quota and Christmas will be cancelled
>>64321802
he didn't even comed from germany
>>64321847
Australia is pretty much Bavaria
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE
>>64321847
>comed
I didn't even watched the manchesters until today lol
>>64321938
What part of the manchesters are you from?
Dead thread
anyone tried gloryhole before? I want to try but what if the girl is crazy and bites my dick off
>>64322045
>girl
How's the match been so far?
>>64322006
Obviously the manchesters parts lol
>>64322045
if you can't see who is sucking your dick, its probably a guy
>>64322061
united on top. fellaini just found de gea with a raking 50 yard ball.
top notch entertainment 1.30 in.
>literally going bald twice
>>64322023
good
http://zonasports.to/ch.php?id=2
Stream lads
How long before Lang Baal realises he put Young in the game by mistake
>Smalling back from injury
0-0 confirmed
dubs for more united injuries
>10 mins gone
Nothing happening yet again. And Martial looks totally wasted on the wing.
It's pathetic. Run forward, no end product, side pass-back pass.
I am just sat here drinking the brain fluid and zzzing to the game. zz
>have players like young and martial in your team
>scratch your head wondering why you are shit
Where the fuck is Ellie?
>>64322252
Yes! Thank you Liverpoo fan for bringing an end to our injury curse.
>>64322270
Martial wasn't great upfront when Rooney was injured tho tbf.
>Mouyes
>>64322317
Maybe he's at the game?
>>64322315
i love this martial is shit meme
>>64322270
not sure what you were expecting la..
>>64322296
The fuck mascot is that?
>Remember to drink your semen rations daily kids!
>van gouyes
>It's a tinpot club who play with 10 men in their own box and counter attack episode
>>64322315
I actually had to Google your headline because I was sure it was a shoop.
Wow. He actually said that.
>>64322359
better than the "he's good even though theres no proof and he hasnt even done anything yet" meme
>>64322404
>Trying this hard to force your shitty meme
Chelsea are 2 up ;_;
>>64322445
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/19/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-do-nothing-delegate
rooney fucking up the easiest pass in a beautiful attack
never seen this before this season
>>64322464
don't worry lad, Sunderland will turn it around
>>64322475
pisshead la
>>64322464
I honestly believe the players all decided to play like shit on purpose at the start of the season to get Mou out.
Jisst dropped my parents off, sat in front of coal fire streaming united with pepsi, flapjack and popcorn
Maximum comfy lads
>Gary Nevlil
>Just realised it's the ABU ref who sent off Di Maria for touching him and didn't even book Hart for squaring up to him
We're going to get refballed hard today, you just watch.
>>64322590
what type of popcorn senpai
0-0 incoming? or will Norwich get a cheeky winner?
>Rooney literally looking like one of our best players today
How low have we sunk?
I swear there's only about 3 people in this thread.
>>64322672
Sweet and salted master race although I bought butterkist and its shitr quality
>>64322743
There is literally no organisation whatsoever in the team today.
It's fucking dreadful.
>34 posters
How low have we sunk?
>>64322833
Butterkiss is absolute pleb tier tbf, salted all the way
>>64322819
Ohhow sp is dead
I'll never forget not coming back for months when I got banned for discussing uni at half time but because they hire sad cunt power hungry mods they didn't realise their eagerness drove people away.
I be er really come back as much now and it seems like others don't either.
>tfw no more half time slags
>11 men in their half
Norwich just here for a point.
>100 corners
Worse than the 40 crosses game with Moyes.
>>64322833
>shitr quality
boo
>Sweet and salted master race
Prefer Salted myself
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
>>64322882
Or you know, it could be to do with the fact United play like absolute shit and nobody wants to watch them anymore
Chelsea thread has more than double this
>>64322863
>>64322896
Honestly love salted but a bit of sweet mixed in isn't bad I've literally thrown it on the fire though .
Nobody ever buys butterkist now I know why.
Any brands that taste like actual cinema popcorn?
>>64322886
>haven't won a league game since Nov 7th
>lost their last three matches at Old Trafford 4-0
If I were Norwich I would play for a point too
>>64322930
Doesn't matter mate.
Used to be too fast to keep up with even when it was a shit cup game.
It would never have been this bad
>>64322942
Just buy kernels and make it yourself.
>put oil in pan
>put salt in and three kernels
>wait until the three pop
>put in half a cup
>wait a few minutes
>GOAT tier popcorn
What is your Subway sandwich of choice?
HHAHAAH YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
LAUGHING STOCK
>Cross to fellaini
>he cannot lay anybody off
I don't get it. We have players like Rooney/Mata/Carrick who CAN make those small, killer passes into space/the box... why isn't that happening.
LEL
>"Man"chester
kek
KEK
K E K
MY SIDES
our year la
>LANG BAAL
HAHAHAAHA
We're so shit! We're literally losing at home to Norwich... fucking Norwich.
kek
KEK
>>64323007
Italian BMT no cheese
I'll never forget when somebody behidn the counter said I asked for a blt and tried charging me. Never seen such cheek.
Ham,salami,pepperoni with lettuce red onion and jalapeños
>van lel
>>64323007
I thought Subway was banned in the UK for being offensive to Muslims.
so why is manchester united defence so shit
wtf is Carrick doing?
>van laal
>>64322417
literally the most talented player in the league
he's better than c. ronaldo was at 21
>>64323007
Double Meat Italian B.M.T with Peppers, Pickles, Olives, and Cucumber and some Southwest Sauce
>4-0
>4-0
>4-0
>0-1
>de gay
le we're doing fairly ok in the league so lets pretend there isnt a problem fans
>carrick giving up when young doesn't tackle
>young missing from there
>back line caught out
>de gea "save"
I'm off. Lost this already. Cya lads.
>van lel
>>64323007
BMT, honey oat
This fucking match
>>64322972
>Moyes
Isn't going to be replicated mate and United were actually decent before that. They're just far too boring now
Heck, even I'm not watching the game. I'm just keeping up with the ongoings through this thread
>35 posters
>goal
>47 posters
How long til unjted go to complete mid table shit and I can get a season ticket ?
>tfw twenty year waiting list
>>64323053
>>64323073
>Having more than 2 things in your sandwich
>Having meat in your sandwich that isn't ham
Absolutely American.
>le philosophy man
pls get Mouyes in, it would be hilarious
van laal is just so boring
>>64323118
They were begging people to buy season tickets a year or so ago m8
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64323123
Being a literal child
Just get plain ha. Sandwich from asda mate its cheaper.
I'm sure they do no crusts for people like you,too
>VAN LAAL
#LVGOut
#MouyesIn
>>64323053
>>64323073
>>64323087
All these B.M.T fans, good company 2bh
>>64323137
>Mourinho
>Less boring than Van Gaal
Pick one.
>>64323139
Don't know what you're on about lad unless they were the exec ones which are twenty thousand a year which I don't have unless I stop getting taxed and live like a peasant
did you see that score g?
>LOUIE VAN SHIT
Chicken Teriyaki lads. Lettuce onion jalapeños. So good
>>64323180
DO NOT CHAT TO ME
>>64323154
Thanks I will.
>Going to Subway at all
Fucking mouth-breather.
>>64323177
Nope, I was constantly getting emails like "please buy a season ticket, prices start £550 pleaseeeee"
what a shitty player this rooney
he had to pass the fucking ball to martial when there was the space what the hell how can you make such poor decisions
why didn't rooney pass to martial lads?
>We lost to Bournemouth last week and now we're literally 1-0 down at home to Norwich
I miss Moyes.
I always wonder what happened on the training ground leads to such a shit poopchester performance.
>>64323215
racism
ABU here
Have a
>lang baal
>>64323200
DO NOT TATTOO ME
>>64323200
>The ark Knight Rises - Plane scene
wew
>>64323205
Fuck. How long you been waiting ?
I only live in bury so I can literally get the tram straight there pls help I'm gonna sign up now
>third richest team in the world
>having a fat slow bald alcoholic upfront
embarrassing
I'm done
Subway is shite
>van goyes
r8 no h8 m8
>>64321276
Isn't Blind a wing back?
Isn't Young a winger?
Isn't Jones a Centre Back?
Does that mean the only man in defence who is is in his proper position is CHRIS FUCKING SMALLING?
When will LVG swallow his pride and admit that this formation and tactics aren't working.
Go back to 2 upfront.
>>64323180
It's jay
smart from Norwich to attack United's only weakness - scoring goals
>>64323236
Not on the waiting list.
Martial looks fucking lost on the right wing.
>>64323258
>sensiblechuckle.gif
utd are absolute shit lol, not one player in that team is worth keeping except de gea and the manager is the worst of the lot
Half Time lads, post Sandwiches
>>64323177
No, seriously lad. Just phone up at the end of the season, think it's May or June. They'll announce it very publicly when the tickets go on sale.
Phone up at 9 in the morning as soon as they open and say you want to buy a season ticket. They will then give you options and probably try to give you a shit-tier seat so they can shift them first.
Reject this and say you want a better seat (North tier 1/2, East lower, West lower, East upper/West upper near the front). They'll sell you one happily.
In Fergie's last season I was 3rd from the front in the Stretford End.
In Moyes first season I was 5th from the back of the East lower.
I've never had a season ticket before that. They don't have any of my previous ticket purchases on record or anything.
It's that easy.
Yes, they'll sell out probably. But if you're serious and phone as early as possible you'll get one guaranteed lad.
cheeky tenner on 0-2?
>>64323263
Blind is playing left back, Jones is playing centre back. Wtf are you watching
>>64323258
Top meme la
>Players walking off to 'Glory glory Man United'
wew
Mourinho is at Old Trafford right now
>>64323263
>Does that mean the only man in defence who is is in his proper position is CHRIS FUCKING SMALLING?
Where the fuck have you been for the past 4 months?
So Mou is guaranteed now
>>64323274
He won't. The board at United are clearly out of funding, deluded and possible coaxed by LVG into keeping him - under the premise he actually wins something in 3 years.
Not happening lad. I doubt he gives a fuck, he'll still get his pay check, and United will be worse off. Zero squad depth, no world class players, nobody putting in 100%, 30-50m on literally WHO players. Downward spiral from here.
>>64323258
I expelled slightly more air from my nose than usual
I'm just so bored of this shit.
I don't feel anything watching United anymore. It's fucking mind numbing.
>>64323325
>>64323336
>fire one manager who plays negative football
>hire another one who plays negative football
for what purpose?
>Watch other live
>Open this thread
>0-1
AHAHAHAHAHA VAN LAAL NEXT
>>64323368
i've become so numb
>>64323351
Liverpool 2.0
>>64323274
4-3-1-2? 3-4-1-2?
>>64323325
is he actually?
i mean have you seen him on tv?
>>64323390
that's clearly not a sandwich m8
that's a burger
>>64323402
4-4-2 with a diamond in midfield. Carrick at CDM, Mata at CAM, Lelaini on the fucking bench.
>>64323368
>wahh, I've been able to bandwagon a team that won the league every year for about 2 decades, and now I'm throwing my toys out the pram because they're not as good as they once were
fucking hell, get some perspective you fucking saddos.
>>64323351
>The board at United are clearly out of funding
are they really?
>>64323308
Top british good la'
>>64323368
You are just a pleb who can't appreciate philosophy.
>ManSHITnited SHITBALL CLUB
Manchester will win this undeservedly, you know it will happen.
>>64323469
'no'
>>64323440
>release half the squad
>clear up about 50% of wages
>bring in a few WHO players
Yeah. Probably. They chase and chase actual quality players for 3 months, and then turn around with nobodies.
The squad is fucking horrid for a supposed "world class team" - "biggest club in the world".
>>64323434
That's 4-3-1-2. And it's not like people weren't unhappy when Man Utd were playing that. It can't really be the formation if lots of teams play 4-2-3-1/4-3-3 and do well.
>WAAAAAHHHHHH WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WON'T MY TEAM WIN EVERYTHING EVERY YEAR ANYMORE A BLOO A BLOO
Just fucking accept it
You've no idea what its like to be relegated on the final day of the season and you're throwing toys out of the pram because you're 4th in the premier league
>>64323436
You seem pretty upset
>>64323469
Not a chance. Best case scenario is 1-1 draw. I reckon it'll finish 2-1 Norwich
friendly reminder that this man is manager of Manchester United FC
https://vine.co/v/eqhnnvDT22e
>>64323469
>manure
>scoring 2 goals
>in one half
>when the opposition has no reason to attack
>>64323469
>Undeserved
>70% of possession
>Norwich crammed into their own box
>More chances created
>More shots on goal
You fucking wot lad? Same exact shit as Bournemouth.
>>64323501
>nothing is relative
>how shit yoyr team is directly correlates to how much you feel about football
Retar chav purge when?
>>64323436
>>64323501
I think it's time to take a break from the internet junior
>>64323372
Because one of those managers has had recent success with negative football while the other is just bat shit crazy with filosuphy
>Unironically going to subway and not getting a chicken pizziola
>>64323501
>lower league football
Note ven once
>>64323490
it would be hilarious if they were ruined after all the 'treasure chest' muscle flexing. The owners are quite stingy so maybe there's money but they'd rather pocket it
>>64323428
A burger is pretty much a type of sandwich desu
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>64323491
Most teams that play that formation have the players for it. It's a formation meant for quick counter-attacking and with a solid lone striker. We counter-attack slowly and don't have any solid lone strikers.
>poonited
>>64323436
>>64323501
>>64323606
>(you)
>(you)
>(you)
I'm bored as shit. What's your McDonald's order of choice?
I did it again guys :)
>>64323490
The squad is fine you mong. The problem is injuries and depth and LvG.
>de Gea
Best in the world.
>Smalling
Arguably the best in the world
>Shaw
Fucking brilliant. Nailed on for future best LB in the world. Gutted for him this season. He was JUST coming into his own when he suffered the break.
>Schweinsteiger
Imperious. Not as good as he once was maybe, but still a leader. Brilliant player to have in the team. Would start for anyone. Barca, Bayern, City, Arsenal, Madrid. Anyone.
>Schneid
Solid as fuck. Very impressive and doesn't let much get past him. Perfect DM.
>Herrera
World class IMO. Needs more game time. Him and Mata together is a joy to behold.
>Mata
Our best footballer.
>Martial
Need I say anything? Fucking world-beater. Just needs better service and someone who can actually play with him up top.
All we need are some class pacey wingers/play makers who can make shit happen for Martial.
>di maria
>depay
Didn't work out.
>Bale
>C.Ronaldo
>Neymar
>Greaceman
Transfer when?
Rooney is fucking shit. Needs to go. That's all really.
>>64323562
Consider the Adidas deal, plus selling half the team, clearing tons of wages, and still, nobodies were brought in.
Not even half of the players were replaced.
>>64323637
Big Mac and Chicken Selects, then put the Selects into the Mac.
>>64323648
Literally nobody cares
If he was still at United he wouldn't have scored a single goal
>>64322368
it's literally masKOT
>>64323571
Except it's not.
>Bun/roll
Not bread. Like a sandwich.
>Hot
Not cold like a sandwich. A hot sandwich is called a 'toastie'
>Contains, wait for it... a burger. Usually beef.
Doesn't contain a burger.
Totally different things.
>>64323658
you're right but they do have a lot of money coming in. I really don't know wtf they are doing with it
>Get touched
>Throw yourself on the floor
Even Norwich have better tactics than us.
I feel sorry for Martial. I just feel like he's fed up with his shitty team.
>>64323527
5 shots to Norwich 2 off target
O shots to 1 on target
Rooney is top class striker meme
No wonder England are shit with that cunt who wants the team built around him
is LvG in serious danger of getting sacked? realistically speaking
>Mata
How long before we throw Nick Powell on to see out the 1-0 loss?
0 shots on target hahaha
>>64323722
i'm fed up with the distance between his eyes
>>64323748
Not until they play Leicester again
>>64323748
If we lose today he's gone next week
>united
BasSTRONG
>>64323748
>>64323777
Can't wait for the >mouyes to take over.
>>64323649
Half of those players are injured. Therefore, no depth, because youth players who have never seen 1st team are being used as emergency backup.
Exactly why the squad has no depth.
And none of those players have done fuck all this season. Smalling has been great, but apart from that, nobody has played at a consistent high level.
>>64323748
Yes, he needs to win the last games before the end of the year.
He already fucked up in the CL.
test
>>64323777
how would you feel about mourinho? he's making it pretty known that he wants the united job
>>64323390
>sloppy joe meat in a regular looking burger
this is the work of a euro
Also >memephis
>>64323748
Really doubt it. United don't want to be a club that exchanges managers every 1-3 seasons. They're praying LVG sets up a foundation, similar to the prior clubs hes managed.
They'll give him time. If they succumb to what fans want, they'll be no turning back.
>>64323828
Mou would lead us to another golden era
>Sign world class 19 year old striker for £38-58 million who has a particular talent for finishing calmly under pressure
>Ship him out wide to accommodate Rooney, a player who can't finish his lunch and can barely control a football properly.
Muh philosophy.
>>64323825
>Your team will never be as shit as Liverpool
Feels good man.
HAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHA
VAN RETARD
MANCS ARE VERMIN
ADIOS VAN LAAL
Oh my days...
>U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D >U N I T E D
It's done.
LVG fired.
Fuck this game
>POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED >POONITED
>that many touches
Norwich are so fucking shit.
And we're losing to them.
KEK
We're fucking shite.
KEK
E
K
>VAN LAAL
RIP VAN LAAL
Sacking when?
>United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >United >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG >LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG>LVG
>UNITED
Posting on ebin thread
>vanlaal
>VAN LEL OUT
>MOUYES IN
>>64323828
He'd do much better than Van laal
FEE
LOSS
O
FEE
OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL OH LOUIE VAN LAAL
I'm a united supporter and this is amazing, >we might actually sack van gall now. I would rather get relegated and the football was interesting than watch this shit.
>DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY >DE GAY
VAN LAAL OUT, MOU IN
>van lel
post yfw >van laal
>>64323938
you wont sac van gaal
you are stuck with him, the glory days are over
stay humiliated
just go Louis, you fucked up
How the fuck is Phil Jones... a professional player, being lured so far out of his fucking position, to give so much fucking space for a Norwich midfield to run through the whole pitch and score.
>UNITED
MOUYES TO POONITED CONFIRMED
ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN ABUs ALWAYS WIN
>>64323928
PHIL
OF
SOPHIE
>>64323828
he can work well with egos, so i think he'd be the one to get the best out of depay and rooney, but if chelsea this year is anything to go by he'd be a risk. if i were a united fan i'd much rather have pep
POOOOOOOOOOONITED
>the city of Manure
>TFW ABU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o
>LANG BAAL
>down 2 against Norwich
>Van Gaal 0 reaction
ebin
>>64323777
Is he fuck.
He could lost his next 5 games in a row and he still won't be sacked.
>>64323748
There will be a similar clause in his contract to Moyes. As soon as top 4 is impossible, he will be sacked. Until then he'll remain in charge unless he decides to quit or something.
Realistically,
>4 points away from title rivals
>Still in Europa League
>Still in FA Cup
>We're literally losing 2-0 to Norwich at home
Even the Moyes era wasn't this bad.
holy shit, is this really happening?
>EPLEL
there's no fucking way Van Laal survives this. MOUYES IN
I
FUCKING
LOVE
ALEX
TETTEY
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH 0-2 AT HOME TO FUCKING NORWICH
He's gone now. The team looks fucking toxic.
Nobody can pass. Nobody can tackle. Nobody can shoot. Nobody can cross.
The team can't fucking do anything. They're all fucking hopeless.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST
Im unironically taking a shit lads what happened ?
Was it a goodgoal
>united
>>64323979
IT'S A TETTEY CHRISTMAS
YOU'RE ALL INVITED
ABU WINS AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>64323856
>Sign world class 19 year old striker for £38-58 million
monaco owner is still laughing
>All these ABUs saying LVG will get sacked
I wish you were right ;_;
I feel sorry for all those old loyal fans. They probably waited all week for this match. sad desu
Who /save van gaal/ here?
Although, if val laal does get sacked, what memes do we have left?
>fergiebabbies booing again
>>64323856
>Martial
>world class
>Man pooshited
>>64324009
TETTEY CONFIRMED FOR NOT A MEME
>>64323960
>we were born at the right time to witness the ABU era
FUCK YES
>Herrera shouting at players to get the ball
Only player on the team who wants it. He's the only fucking player with a desire to win. The only player who puts in 200% every game.
how are Man United so shit lel
even Newcastle scored 6 against us
>>64324040
if Giggs is the interim
>SHIGGS
>>64323792
Depth can be easily addressed.
You're acting like the players are terrible.
How many City/Arsenal/Liverpool players would make it into United's first 11?
Aguero?
Silva?
Sanchez?
That's about it. The players are fine. It's the system and tactics which aren't getting enough out of them. It's also LvG playing Martial out wide, playing Fellaini over Herrera and all sorts of bizzare decisions.
>united was literally more successful with fucking Moyes in charge
>they scored more goals
JUST
>>64323856
>can't finish his lunch
Clearly you know nothing of Rooney.
>80m for Martial
>>64324050
Can't wait till arsenal sign him in january
>>64324036
KEKS
Wait, Fellaini started when Herrera is back from injury?
>Van Laal
>>64323976
yes it was
stop white-wwashing moyes, it was a fucking nightmare
>NOT TAKING OFF MEMPHIS
fucking hell
>>64324066
You cant be this delusional. Holy fuck only those 3?
>>64324049
Brother.
>Anthony Martial is world class
Why is he getting shown up by Cameron '2 goals a season' Jerome?
>>64324066
>How many City/Arsenal/Liverpool players would make it into United's first 11?
>Aguero?
>Silva?
>Sanchez?
what fucking planet do you live on
>>64324056
>putting 10 men behind the ball
>the only man in front of the ball is Rppney
This is Mouyes' chance to finally get his dream job.
>>64324066
wew
Good, fuck Fellaini.
I'm so glad Mourinho is going to United.
>>64324076
>Narrowly lost in the CL quarters to Bayern
>Almost won the Carlel Cup
>Only got a few less points than LVG's first season in the league
We were literally better under Moyes.
>>64324066
>The players are fine
>only those 3 would get into Man Utd's XI
>>64324066
Hart
Zabaleta
Kompany
Otamendi
Mangala
Kolarov
Clichy
Fernandinho
Delph
Toure
Silva
De bruyne
Sterling
Nasri
Navas
Aguero
Iheanacho
And thats only the city XI
>memepiss poop eye
>tippy Phil
>de gay
>rppney
>van hoof
>>64324066
In current form, Smalling, De Gea and Schneiderlin would be the only MU players who'd make City/Arsenal/Liverpool first 11's m8.
Okay lads can somebody give me a non meme answer as to why fellaini is played up front and they just lob the ball to him? Has it ever come good
>>64324066
lolololololol
HOOOOOOOZZZZAYYYYY
MAURREEEEENEEEOOOOO
t b h Mouyes and United are literally a match made in heaven. everyone hates them, they are arrogant as hell and all they care about is winning, regardless of the way
looking forward to it
>>64324066
This is beyond retarded
>Gaynited fans cheering a corner
Oh my how smalltime are these fans
>losing 0-2 at home to Norwich
>0 shots on target 60 minutes in
I remember when I used to enjoy watching the teams I support play football.
>>64324156
>Delph
>Iheanacho
>Navas
>Nasri
>Clichy
dont be a cunt
>>64324066
>How many City/Arsenal/Liverpool players would make it into United's first 11?
>Aguero?
>Silva?
>Sanchez?
>That's about it.
>>64324099
Who else would you have? Yaya go missing 80% of the time Toure? Over Schweiny? Get fucked.
I'd take Sanchez out wide and Aguero up top with Martial. That's about it.
Silva - Mata is negligible. So it's a toss up between them.
>>64324066
lol
>>64324165
someone needs to tell me why an Everton meme-fro is playing for the Manchester Galacticos
>>64324165
It has come off like once or twice with him scoring last minute winners/equalisers. The other 20 times we've done it he has ended up doing nothing and we've gone on to draw/lose.
My god RRPNEY IS SO FUCKING SHIT
i bet ferguson is turning in his grave
>this game
I love this picture
>>64324162
Yeah whatever m8.
You do realise Schneiderlin hasn't played any football in over a month? You're confirmed for not watching football at all.
>>64324232
Kek
THE COMEBACK BEGINS
1. Wessi
2. Messi
3. Neymar
4. Ronaldo
5. Suarez
>>64324193
>the teams
CHAOS IN THE BOX IS A LEGITIMATE TACTIC
>Getting pumped at home by Delia
Ayy
3-2 confirmed
Iheanacho>>>>memetial IMHO
>martial first league goal in three months
proof he is the goat, amirite mancs?
next ronaldo confirmed, he scored a goal against norwich
>Tfw too numb to even celebrate
We're going to win 3-2 now aren't we? And then everyone will pretend everything is okay.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64324253
my name is wes and in middle school a fat girl who liked me called me "wessi"
>>64324266
As soon as I noticed that typo I knew some cunt would pipe up
>>64324288
TSU!?
THE BLACK RONALDO
>>64324288
>next ronaldo confirmed
Well you're wrong right there because he's the next HENRY you dip.
United have a comfortably superior squad to City and Arsenal in terms of individuals.
Their problem is injuries and lack of depth cover for these players.
Full strength 11 v 11 United shit all over City from a distance. Only really Aguero would make it into United's squad.
well, at least Martial is pretty good
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>64324276
big part of the philosophee
oh look martial is actually better when played in the middle
who would've thought
STOP IT I WANT THAT CUNT SACKED
>american goalkeeping
>>64324288
makes the 50m€ look like a bargain right now
ha ha , time for the back pass philosophy now they are only 1 behind
>United have a comfortably superior squad to City and Arsenal in terms of individuals.
I can't even tell if this is meant to be b8 anymore
>>64321402
hope you get stabbed in the next infitada tbqh
any of you gents inclined to do up some jifs? missed last two goals.
>pooney completely misjudging the cross resulted in the goal
ABUs ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!
BTFO
Every single match:
>Fellaini starts
>We play like shit
>He goes off
>We start playing much better
>Fellaini starts on the bench
>We play well but can't score
>Fellaini comes on
>We start playing like shit and can't keep the ball
>>64324319
O_O
>>64324408
Same with Rppney.
>>64324370
>>64324288
>Being this butthurt
Martial scored more goals than Messi did at the same age. Deal with it you fucking faggots.
He's going to literally be better than Messi. Let that sink in.
>>64324406
>pretending to be a fan of a football club you don't like on the internet
>>64321402
Don't worry Israel, Canada still loves you
MUH CHIPS
>>64324429
>muh form at Messi's age
and Kerlon was once predicted to take Ronaldinho's place in the Brazilian national team
>>64324429
max keks 11 year old messi at newell's was already better than martial will ever be
>>64324459
Anyone got the autismo screenshot of the guy who took a picture of Rio to Tescos and put it on the frozen oven chips to take a picture
>>64324459
They look nice mate. How did you make curly chips?
>>64324504
he bought them
>>64324466
Then why aren't you calling out the retards saying he's no good?
I mean, by your logic, they can't predict how good this 19 year old will come either....
Yet you choose to respond to the positive post, predicting he'll become the GOAT...
Interesting....
ABU by any chance?
:^)
>>64324429
I don't think that's true. Messi scored over 15 goals in both 06-07 and 07-08.
>>64324429
>>64324319
>>64324066
>>64323649
are you just one delusional britbong in this thread or is the mad cow spreading again?
>tfw Roy Keane can't stand to watch anymore
>>64324459
nice
>>64324571
T. Aids capital of the world
dat tettey finish was an actual madness btw
>>64324429
To become 'literally better than Messi', he'd have to learn from world-class players.
Apart from DDG, there are none such players in United.
>>64324571
>le attack the individual instead of the arguments meme
why don't you address the points instead, my poverty struck friend?
inb4 another 'famous Old Trafford win'
>stop watching at half time
>find out we scored and start watching again
Nice. Give false hope so your fans watch you lose at home.
Lads Leicester are dicking this league
fux sake lads nobody is seriously suggesting Martial is definitely going to be the greatest player in the world but the way he controlled the ball and his shot are evidence that he is at least competent so there's cause for at least some optimism
>>64324656
Martial
Rooney
Mata
Memphis (in terms of ability, maybe not mentality yet)
Herrera
Schwein
Schneid
Carrick (arguably still)
Shaw
Smalling
De Gea
Plenty of world class players at United. That's not an issue.
why is Rooney playing?
>>64324665
pre-ordered the DVD already desu senpai
>>64324715
Rppney is ded man
>>64324670
I can't work out if this post in a parody of manUre fans or authentic
>>64324319
its nothing about injuries or depth its the shitty style of play that encourages back passes and possesion and not taking risks
its all down to van gaal
Depay is so shit
>tfw yanited have the best player in every position in the world
>tfw they still lose at home to norwich
United are now literally back to Moyes' >muh crossing times, t-thanks LVG
>>64324749
>le strong and not much more man
>>64323702
Toastie is a toasted sandwich you pleb, not all hot sammiches are toasties.
Bacon sarnies are usually on baps, which is a bun/roll. And that's called a sandwich.
Reuben sandwich has beef in it and that's called a sandwich.
Burgers are beef in a bun/roll, therefore sandwiches.
lrn2logic faget
>>64324749
At PSV he thrived because of their quick football and general pace of the squad.
Man Utd are almost the exact opposite; slow, boring and they lack any sort of creativity.
BANTER
>depay
>mata
>anybody
zero end product. Not seen a killer pass or cross all season.
Defense is caught out too fucking often. Defenders too high up the pitch, and the fullback are ALWAYS slow to track back. Varela is the primary offender. He's absolutely shit in attack/defense.
Merry Christmas lads
>>64324856
absolutely, but he plays like he doesn't give everything.
>>64323702
In Good Will Hunting Ben Affleck's brother calls his burger a "burger sandwich"
Are you claiming to be smarter than Good Will Hunting? He did math at Havard, so...I kind of doubt it
>>64324714
>Martial
yeah, he'll learn from himself
>Rooney, Carrick
retired footballers
>Shaw
permanently ded
>De Gea
will coach him some goalkeeping, yeah
>Memphis
absolute garbage
>Herrera, Schneiderlin
decent squad players
>Mata
0 end product
>Swinetiger
can only pass the ball
>>64324884
Who the fuck is varela
I blame the players desu
I appreciate Van Gaal trying to bring english football into modern times but he's gonna get sacked ;_;7
>>64324908
Van Gaal hasn't really been giving him the support he needs.
SACK THE CUNT
>70-30%
>2-4 shots on target
>>64324836
>not all hot sammiches are toasties.
Yes it is you fucking mong.
What else is it? A 'warm' sandwich? Who the fuck eats 'warm' sandwiches? That's just a badly made toastie you fucking faggot.
>Bap
No. That's a bacon roll.
There's a bacon roll and a bacon sandwich. Big difference. Neither are burgers.
>Burgers are sandwiches
>Bun/roll is the same as sliced bread
Consider suicide.
You are so wrong it's painful. Next you'll be telling me ketchup is different to tomato sauce.
>>64324968
would give the right one a sniff
>All that empty seat
>>64324923
>Book smart
>Street smart
Pick one. This is the same guy who worked as a janitor.
Mou confirmed for United, Van Laal out.
Can't have 2 meme Dutch managers in the league at once, Van Laal has to go.
>>64324950
I had faith in him when he joined manu, but he obviously ruined the team
>9 points off the top
>>64324968
high pumps in this color is my fetish
UNITED SUCKS
Van lal tarnishing another record.
>>64324992
>dem boos
united is kill
united is laugh
FAMOUS WIN
Van Gaal said literally muh possession in his post-match press conference.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>poonited
Poor Martial :(. He doesn't deserve this.
MOU IN WHEN?
>>64325030
He was book smart and street smart, he just had deep seeded emotional issues
world class result for a world class squad, lads
>>64325113
yeah not sure why you are still arguing this that british guy must have been pretending to be retarded and trolling
a sandwich is meat inbetween bread, a bun is a type of bread and a burger patty is a type of meat
thanks for warming our spot in the top 4, van laal
>>64325156
>boonited
>red card city at WBA
We literally just lose to Norwich at home.
This is the lowest point in the club's history in years.
>mfw united turned into Arsenal
>Leicester
>West Ham
>Bournemouth
>Norwich
2 points.
>Manure
>>64324548
No, I hardly follow Man Utd.
>>64325156
>wewnited
>Webb retires
>SAF retires
>FA no longer held to ransom
>Magical penalties and blatant refball nowhere to be seen
>Suddenly shit
Why are people even surprised?
>>64325226
don't ever remember us being this fucking shit or playing football this dire you ABA cunt
this team is a glib facsimile
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>>64325271
ouch
>>64325357
Get in the bunker, lads
>>64325307
>crawling your way into 4th and losing to nobodies
That was Arsenal.
>>64325158
Manure's shit team are making him look like a good player, he should be grateful. If he was in a good team he'd look extremely average
>>64323649
Martial - good start, now fairly average, massively overhyped and overrated.
Smalling - top defender, no where near best cb in the world
Schweingsteiger - past it
Herrera - certainly not world class, not even capped by spain and he's 26
Juan Mata - top player
Schneiderlin - top player
De Gea - Your only world class player
Face it, your squad is a 4th place squad. I'd argue that the first xi of city, arsenal chelsea and probably spurs are all better than united's. so Van Laal can hardly be criticised for the results so far this season, can be criticised for who he has bought/sold tho and the fucking boring football.
>>64325271
Bingo
>>64325164
>seeded
You should be deep seeded for that mistake, if you know what I mean.
daily reminder that De Gea is a good keeper but nowhere near the best in the world or top 5
Di Maria just scored again!
Thanks you so much Manure.
t. PSG
>>64323856
but hes the next Henry!
because hes black! and french!
>>64325610
don't do this to them, let them still believe De Gea is some sort of amazing keeper
>>64325668
That would only have a chance of happening if he had a great manager like Wenger teaching him
>>64325668
>next Henry
We're just saying he has a similar playstyle. He's been pretty good though and looks as though he can be a top player.
>>64325226
its worse, we are turning into '90s Liverpool
>>64325172
>a sandwich is meat between bread
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WRONG AGAIN.
A sandwich has NOTHING to do with meat you utter moron. In fact, having meat at all in sandwiches is pretty weird desu. I mean, I know it's pretty popular and things like Subway have made it very mainstream and global but really it's not a traditional sandwich.
A sandwich is just something inside of something else. So bread, butter, bread. Sandwich. Bread, cheese, bread. etc.
It has FUCK ALL to do with meat you spastic.
A burger is a type of sandwich but you're a fucking retard if you go around calling a burger a sandwich when it's clearly a burger.
It's part of his philosophy, it's to humble his players.
>>64326154
I can't even imagine being this mad over arguing about hamburgers on a cambodian pottery forum.
h a p p e n i n g https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewzQ/status/678274427549835264
>>64327336
>fake account
Why get my hopes up senpai?
>£300,000 per week
How can a CEO, board of directors and manager even justify this shit
More like BOOuis Van Gaal.
LADS
Hey britkeks, miss me yet ?
>>64327539
Are you going to Man Utd??
>>64327480
they probably don't, but shrek would probably just choose to sit the bench than take a pay cut + transfer
>>64327480
>muh HR
>muh baldness discrimination
>>64324319
not a single attacking player at man utd would make it into either arsenal or city team, most would struggle to get into the tottenham and liverpool teams.
Martial - Giroud better, Aguero undoubtedly better. Not saying he's not going to be a top player but right now he's really overrated.
Rooney - Probably wouldn't make it into most top half PL teams
Depay - Kek
Mata - Both silva and ozil are far better
Jesse Lingard - kek - trying to take the pacy young english winger, hot prospect mantle from sterling and walcott, shouldn't be starting in a team that's aiming for the title.
Fellaini - kek
Also, fucking complain about injuries - arsenal and city have had way worse luck with injuries
De Gea and Smalling are the only players who would start consistently in any other team in the league.
