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Upcoming MMA events:
December 18 - WSOF 26
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone 2
December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz
>>64303347
nth for /ROSEYOUBITCHESFUCKYOURSHIT/
nth for Sage MemeCuCk
>ignoring my thread
not even one (You)...
>>64303377
this tbhfam
>>64303377
Rose! Rose! Rose!
what are your thoughts on Lawler Condit coming up?
Late night update
Main Card:
Rafael dos Anjos vs Donald Cerrone
Junior dos Santos vs Alistair Overeem
Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
Randa Markos vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>muh oblique kick op pic
Fag
>>64303387
>his face
How does anyone think this bitch is that attractive? He looks like he's screaming inside everytime, he needs to be wake me up inside meme'd desu.
Them biceps are nice doe la
>>64303431
Looking good. Seeing a lot of intelligent picks in there. We're gonna crush this card boys.
>>64303427
Amazing fight, both like to bang and neither will go for a wrestlefuck decision. Lawler's pure aggression may overwhelm Condit or Carlos may easily pull out a ridiculous counter KO at any time. Before Lawler's injury I'd say he'd win, now I don't know.
>>64303449
Sage is flawless, both aesthetically and MMA-wise.
stockton motherfucker stockton
>>64303512
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>64303449
post your face let's compare.
>>64303372
who /bunda/ here?
>>64303532
10-9 Diaz
>>64303532
being that comfy
Sage northcutt is the next GSP
>>64303572
Sage Northcutt is the next Rory MacDonald
>>64303431
RDA
JDS
Diaz
Markos
>image name
I haven't followed /HEEM/in a while
Does anyone have a link or pics of HEEMs reaction to Connor vs Aldo ? Would love to see that
>>64303572
Sage Northcutt is the first Sage Northcutt
>>64303616
This is really all you need to know
>>64303387
HOLY FUCK
/SP/ THEORIES ARE FUCKING TRUE
SAGE IS A FUCKING SYNTH
THAT DUPING SMILE
THAT CHEEKY WINK
HE IS AN ENGINEERED HUMAN
BUT FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>64303616
it was fucking chaos.
>>64303616
Everyone jumped on the McGoober bandwagon so quick that the dust still hasn't settled.
>tfw months, maybe years down the line, Conor will lose in horrible fashion. Most likely a 5 round wrestlefuck. The moment this occurs the McGoob fans will turn on him.
>>64303644
Sagepost
>>64303616
>mfw i was in this thread
So many keks were had, lad(s)
>>64303657
Not really. Never called Silva, Emilenako, or Cain a bust. Connor isn't GOAT but he's fun to watch and listen to.
We just hate Ronda.
https://www.instagram.com/p/4f_KhONRzB/?taken-by=colbeynorthcutt
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
CHARACTER BROKEN
>>64303667
It was 13 seconds though
>>64303686
>Shawn Northcutt
>mfw there are 2 Sages
>>64303661
>eyebrow shaping
>mascara
>foundation
Literally the same person. Sage should cut his dick off and fight Cyborg desu.
@arielhelwani
Dominick Cruz will be calling the main event on Saturday alongside Goldberg and Rogan. Old school 3 man booth is back for RDA-Cerrone 2.
>>64303727
Canada, explain this nope.
>>64303727
please explain that picture.
>>64303752
>>64303754
you never heard of super nintendo?
>>64303762
Do you have combat frogs?
>>64303748
Nice I like it. Cruz is a fantastic analyst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgu8Cx28ECs
Robbie scares me heem.
>>64303748
>slowly phasing out rogain
nice
>>64303431
Dos Anjos
Dos Santos
Johnson
Markos
who here /the armenian assassin/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RNlCdWVShg
>>64303792
there is something to the it, robbie has, that when's it's on your hair stands on end.
>>64303532
Best thing about this webm is all those guys getting pissed off in the crowd.
>>64303748
Cruz has the highest fight IQ out of anyone in the world but his voice sounds so retarded. I don't know how to feel about this
>>64303644
manual labour
>>64303572
What does roidboy have in common with GSP, aside from absolutely nothing?
I still can't get over the fact that his dad supplies Sage's PED's. He is literally giving his own son heart disease and he doesn't seem to care.
lol rogan apologised to aldo what a kek
>>64303748
Goldberg, Robin Black, and Dom Cruz would be the best commentary group to ever grace the sport. Prove me wrong cucks
Would this be a good walkout song for a female fighter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSQ67fhk6g
You got any excuses tonight /heem/?
>>64303895
the best ever was Mauro/Quadros/Miletich and that won't change
>>64303432
(you)
>>64303616
I didn't both to screencap. There was a lot of butthurt and shitposting. Seriously, I barely came on.
>>64303532
and he did it! the absolute madman! ahahahahahaha
>>64303864
You have zero proof of this, plus Sage is natty. Also, I bet I could take you down.
>>64303532
diaz - silva II when
>>64303912
I've learned so much about MMA wrestling techniques from Miletich's commentary. I like him a lot.
If Diaz beats MJ he should be Conors first fight at LW.
Can you imagine the banter?
>>64304116
He's the greatest
>>64304124
He'd probably win too
Jaideep "DA HEART" Singh is about to make history in the biggest event of the year. It's Pride FC vs Super Fight League. It's Russia vs India. It's Orthodox catholicsm vs Hinduism. UFC 194 ain't got shit on this
>>64304140
>Orthodox catholicsm
Easy on the pipe there, Istvan.
>>64304124
>Conor and Diaz both constantly doing the "what?" taunt at each other
>5 rounds of this
>>64303864
They probably take shit to cut and deplete water weight for weigh in but if you have godly genetics at 155 lbs it's possible natty to look like him.
You all disgust me. Biggest fair weather group of fans in the world. Weidman is taking his belt back next year. Frankie is cucking Conor in front of the world. Amazing all the new Rockhold and Conor fans that have shown up this past week.
#EASTCOASTBEASTCOAST
>>64304155
imagine the banter building up to the fight
>>64304178
>I don't pay attention to MMA, but I sometimes shit post on anonymous forums because 'why not'
Yeah, fair enough.
>>64304178
>beast coast
dude trippin
>>64304155
>"STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER"
>"Whatcha gunna do?"
>"WHAT HOMIE, WHAT?"
>"I'll knock yer 'ead kleen off!"
>"BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!"
>"Look into moy oyes liddle man!"
>"DON'T BE SCARED HOMIE!"
>"You see fear in moy oyes? You see nuttin in moy oyes!"
>*flips the finger*
>"Cum geddit"
..............
>"WHAT A ROUND JOE!"
>>64304216
>>64304216
Diaz will make Conor his bitch, it will be amazing. Nate is straight up the better boxer.
>>64303895
>Robin Black
I like him and his opinions but I can't stand his voice
>>64303550
sup
>>64304320
could she throw her arm into that punch anymore? jfc use the hips that god gave you to give birth and not to fight
>>64304221
>that autistic guy who keeps posting his own screencap in the hopes that someone will find it funny
no one ever will m8
>>64304260
I know what you mean. He is spot on most of the time, but his Green Day persona really is hard to stomach.
Nevertheless I would still like to see him in the UFC.
Man, Rose fucking dominated Paige. Good fight.
>>64304374
You're like a week late
>>64304384
sry
So.. S-singh Jaideen vs. Fedor... It's g-gona be a great fight. B-both are... um, great fighters, and yeah... Rizin comin' t-hrough!
Oh I'm terribly sorry, sir, my da told me to not answer questions about substance abuse. By the way you should really watch UFC FightPass on the upcoming weekend! It's awesome!
Nothing gets your day started like some alpha brain and a kale shake.
Mornin' /heem/
>>64304470
i mean could it have at least been james thompson
>>64304530
Have you taken your primate total care day pack yet? Popping mine now
>>64304543
N-no
I'm about to make a spam and egg sandwich
>>64303644
to kill someone
He's going to slay Donald Trump in a UFC event
>>64304530
>530am
>being awake
>>64304581
Do you not watch the sunrise everyday while drinking your caveman coffee?
Enjoy your pleb life, kid
>>64304586
>drinking Onnit meme coffee
enjoy your heart attack m8
>>64304595
My daily kettle bell workout keep my heart in prime condition. I appreciate the concern though.
>>64304470
Do you have any of his fights on vÃdeo?
I mean come on its 2015
>not thanking Mr White and Mr Fertitta daily
>not purchasing, loving and being honored to fight on Fight Pass
>Not googling John: 3.16 and other important bible verses.
No wonder non of you goofs are getting laid.
>>64304444
QUADPOLOGIES
>>64304615
As in tape? Actually yes.
True or false: in 2016 we will see...
>Conor McGregor lose
>Sage Northcutt lose
>JBJ fight at heavyweight
>MMA in NYC
>Khabib fight again
rogan on ufc 194 aftermath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOscKrMyCOw
>>64304638
> False
> True
> False (I think he gives Rumble a shot before he goes up)
> True (I don't understand the process but they got that corrupt guy fired right?)
> True
>>64304645
No thanks. You see, I've graduated beyond Rogan. Now I listen to Jack Slack.
>>64304638
>True
>True
>False
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>True
>>64303431
RDA
The Reem
Nate Diaz
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64304638
False; Conor will defeat Cerrone and Aldo in 2016
False; he'll have 3 fights in 2016 against TUF alumni and heem all 3. All 3 will try to Pfister him but fail as he will have patched up his TDD and defensive ground game, as well as some refball luck
False; he'll fight DC, then get caught doing something dumb again
False; politics doesn't got that fast
False; Khabib will never fight again
>>64304638
>Conor McGregor lose
True. GSP will lay and pray him next December
>Sage Northcutt lose
True. Matching him up with Nate Diaz will be too hilarious for Dana to resist. Nate will get in his face and break him physically and spiritually.
>JBJ fight at heavyweight
False. He'll fight twice in 2016. vs Cormier and vs Rumble/Bader.
>MMA in NYC
False
>Khabib fight again
True
>>64304685
>not listening to Jack Slack, Heavy Hands, Luke Thomas (Monday Morning Analyst), BJJ Scout, Robin Black, and Firas Zihabi
>>64304734
Good man
Fighter & the Kid: Luke Rockhold Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0iXgnkIes
>>64304734
Haven't heard of BJJ Scout, I'll have got check that one out. Thanks.
>>64303630
this tbqh familia
>>64304632
No fgt, to share. But nvm I forgotten YouTube doesnt take down non UFC fights
>>64304734
>no Gracie Breakdown
>>64304775
Jesus Christ Brazil, learn to google. Literally all fights are easily available if you google for a bit.
>>64304780
>As you can see, Hoyler was on the bottom and close to being submitted, and that is why he won
>>64304775
post your email
>>64304801
>also make sure to visita graceacademt.com, the first and only legit gracie jiu jitsu website and sign up for your blue belt T O D A Y
So I just found out that Robin Black was in a canadian glam rock band...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA
How would you improve the UFC?
>>64304882
bretty gud
>>64304898
no rounds
more weight classes
no ten point system
yellow cards
all attacks on the ground
judging based on damage / trying to finish
>>64304882
>not knowing this
>>64304921
I knew he was an MMA fighter, but not this. Is this mentioned a lot? I never came across it on Fight Network.
>>64303431
Cerrone
Reem
Diaz
Randa
>>64304898
racially segregated divisions
How many divisions currently have lanklet champs?
>>64304898
Unlimited time fights; the only thing that can cut a fight short is a finish, or if the audience's boos get loud enough, at which point the bout is considered an NC (Too Boring)
>>64304638
>no
>no
>no
>no
>yes
Frankie vs Conor will happen in Madison Square Garden in April.
Screencap this post my dad is Dana White
>>64304978
hahaha your dad has menieres!!!
>>64304989
had*
>>64304996
cruising for a bruising lad
>>64304988
G*d d*mn P4P rankings truly are a shitshow aren't they
>>64304978
I dont quite get why people care so much about this Madison square garden thing.
Can someone provide me a reasonable rationale?
>>64304801
>Hoyler
>>64305024
lots of good energy in that building
lads post your favorite southpaw vs orthodox matchups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11pBCi_0T8w
>>64305024
the casual sport audience cares about MSG. more money and more fake fight fans. its a meme building.
>>64305024
it confirms UFC as a "real" sport
>>64303431
i got
>rda via roidrage
>dos santos via chin deletion
>diaz via 209 beatdown
>markos via iranian beauty
>>64305079
Robbie vs Rory
>>64305024
Once MMA gets into Madison Square Garden, it becomes mainstream.
Just look at NASCAR.
do you guys train gi AND no-gi? or just gi or just no-gi?
>>64303431
RDA
JDS
Michael Johnson
Karolina
Whos the p4p best in the AKA trio and who would win if they fought for real?
>>64305180
I don't know about you but I personally go with G In A Gi myself.
>>64305202
>But you don't need a gi, all you need is Bacardi
>Bring a CD and some Bob Marley
>This shit could get heavy like tons of broccoli!
Pure pottery.
>>64305217
broccoli is light as fuck though
specula: which female fighter takes it up the butt?
>>64305221
>tons of
>>64305217
>tfw you will never go to an underground jitz party in a warehouse
>>64305226
;)
>>64305228
Where first you have to break in because you don't know anyone that owns a warehouse fitted with gym matts.
JDIMSA
>>64304334
Nice proxy
>This guy tells you to stop taking pictures and to watch him fuck this 6/10
What do?
>jonnybonesIn my opinion @_hollyholm is already the G.O.A.T. of women's combat sports. She was considered the greatest female boxer to ever compete in the sport and now she has defeated the greatest female mixed martial arts fighter to date. Her accolades are absolutely unheard of, but that's not what makes me such a fan of Holly. It's the way she carries herself outside of the bright lights and the arenas.
I know the MMA community doesn't really know Holly yet, so let me be the first to tell you. She is the most classy and down to earth athlete I've ever had the pleasure to be around. She is the long time pride of Albuquerque, New Mexico not only because the way she competes, but the way she treats each and every individual that has the opportunity of meeting her.
>This actually can be a problem at times, a simple trip for a gallon of milk to the grocery store could take her an easy 45 minutes and she doesn't even mind haha. If you're impressed by Holly's talent, wait until you get an understanding of what type of character she possesses, it is truly world class. She is a role model that you would love to have your daughters look up to. I'm so honored to be able to call her a teammate and most importantly a friend.
Congratulations again, Champ and keep kicking ass at life. @jacksonwink_mma
>>64305253
call frankie
does anyone find this funny?
>>64305253
go on /heem/ and snitch on his rockstar habits
>>64305277
>this autistic guy that keeps posting screenshots
>>64305286
so you don't think it's funny?
>>64305286
>>64305291
funny?
>>64305253
Do what he says
cerrone at near 2:1 underdog is the easiest bet of 2015
dos anjos gettin fucked up by the new rules like every other brazilian
>>64305302
Cerrone is the one of those who has actualy popped
>>64305302
post your betting slip if you're so great
ronda vs holly holm about to start right now
194 is streaming next
https://streamup.com/PeterTrollson
ronda is walking out now
>>64303431
Cowboy Rd3 TKO
'Cigano' Decision
Michael Johnson
Kowalkiewicz
>>64305253
>fake eyelashes
>>64305253
who's the chick
>>64305320
I thought Sage's sister was fuckable until I went onto her IG
Seriously wouldn't bang
>>64304538
james thompson is already fighin on rizin the day before m8
>>64305348
jesus fucking christ, she probably has higher test levels then anyone in /heem/
name a more attractive fighter
>>64305348
>Domingo
>>64305358
>name a more attractive person
>>64305364
Israel beat me to it.
>we might see ubereem again in rizin
>>64305358
He's got such a sissy voice
Would let him pound my arse tho (no homo)
>>64305320
>sage was banging a loli Bella thorne
Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Se_NFF-Wo
Reminder that Conor has demonic powers. If I ask him for a pot of gold, will his pet demons create it?
Currently watching Diaz/Condit on UFC 154. Literally every spinning shit Condit throws gets countered or misses.
>>64305422
R A R E F L A G
>>64305422
all diaz wanted was to bang
>>64305419
You know you're mainstream when the US Christian crackpots get ahold of you.
>"I'd probably whoop 'is ass"
>..............
>This is satanic!
>>64305422
>implying spinning shit ever fails
proxy please
>>64305348
she has a nice ass
>>64305358
can we leave Rockposting to me pls?
There's only one person in /heem/ with the stones to get bummed by him and that's me
Post heems
https://youtu.be/JebJ6RduIBQ
>>64305422
do you have a big dick?
>>64305197
Khabib
>>64305419
is selling your soul to the devil considered a PED?
Is Dennis Siver better than josie aldo?
>>64305456
round 4 and I can't even tell who's winning.
>>64305491
wat.
>>64305505
dunno man, i'd say my dick's as average as it gets.
>>64305519
yes
>>64305520
spinning shit always wins
>>64305520
Dominican average or global average?
>>64305519
He's more submissive....
>>64305529
Germany does it again
>>64305520
It's terrible fight but Condit won. The fact that people think it's contentious is a testament to how retarded diaz fans are. He's too stupid to adjust from literally just moving forward like a mongoloid.
>>64305529
surely we are doomed
Hey guys, I'm doing a research on MMA fans demographics.
1. Are you a Diaz bros. fan?
2. Do you smoke marijuana?
>>64305419
>yfw Conor heems Jesus in 13 seconds
>>64305530
D-dominican average
>>64305539
It's pretty bad how he keeps repeatedly taunting after eating kicks for it.
>>64305556
>am i a 13 year old white kid living in the suburbs
no
>>64305559
that feel when this pic is conor's next tattoo
>>64305556
I don't really care one way or the other about them, I do however like how they fight (when they take it seriously)
and yes I blaze it phamily
>>64305529
> not smashing Schaubposters
9/10
>>64305556
Very yes
Never
>>64305559
did we ever find out who he was flipping off?
>>64305605
originally someone said it was TJ but then someone said it was 'everyone', now I don't know.. ?
>tfw meathead will never come here and ask us to turn him into a dank meme
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/thread/2509584/Best-app-to-romo-a-photo-on-Samsung/?&page=1
>>64305556
yee
noo
>>64305605
Dillasnake
just a reminder
>>64305614
is meathead gonna beat ronda's cuckold?
>>64305633
"i fucking hope so" - everyone ever
>>64305618
wideman hates new wave hairstyle, lukehold fears them..... :-0
>>64305528
desu i think there's some legitimacy to throwing spinning back fists (is that what we call those?) when they're thrown to keep the opponent away when you need to reposition, but whenever Condit approaches with a back fist he's getting punished. Then again I really don't know much about how fighting works.
![12393835_410849309113780_491627223_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TWlFfpU.jpg "12393835_410849309113780_491627223_n[1].jpg")
name me a fighter with a better manicure
>>64305633
rd 1 standing guillotine win for Travis.
book it
>>64305669
>>64304988
>Weidman down 8 spaces
>McGregor up 9
>Aldo down 5
>Jones up 2 for not even fighting
I know P4P isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but can they at least try to have it make sense?
>>64305678
Why are GGG's eyes so close together?
>>64305693
all the better to heem you with, my dear
https://www.instagram.com/p/_b2H4sNSR8/?taken-by=timkennedymma
What the fuck is this guys problem?
>>64305669
is that his gf?
>>64305529
Nice one.
Saved.
>>64305618
nice reminder
>>64305701
is he the most unlikeable fighter in MMA? I'm real glad Romero fucked him up
>>64305618
>ufc won't let rockhold fight vitor
DON'T POST THIS IMAGE IT ISN'T FAIR
>>64305605
The bruzilians. Hacran Dias (who was in Aldos corner) was yelling something like "fite me irl" and it probably triggered McGregor to flip him off.
>>64305701
He's American
>>64305705
Nah Brittney Palmer, UFC ring girl.
>>64305669
corporate sellout faggot meme fighter
>>64304988
OFFICIAL /heem/ P4P RANKINGS
1. JON JONES
2. LUKE ROCKHOLD
3. FABRICIO WERDUM
4. DOMINIC CRUZ
5. TJ DILLASHAW
6. CONOR MCGREGOR
7. JOSE ALDO
8. FRANKIE EDGAR
9. DANIEL CORMIER
10. MIGHTY MANLET
11. THE CHRIS
12. RAFAEL DOS ANJOS
13. ROBBIE LAWLER
14. ANTHONY JOHNSON
15. RORY MACDONALD
>>64305079
>mfw americans say "lad"
>>64305728
>Dillashit above McGregor
nice meme faggot.
>>64305728
>MIGHTY MANLET
>10
>with six title defenses
kek, he's #1 considering Jones is out of action
>>64305728
Gus is a better fighter than rumble. He would beat him in a rematch.
>>64305728
yeah nah, the official ones are much better
![CWNQ6bJU4AAQPcA[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pNCglaI.jpg "CWNQ6bJU4AAQPcA[1].jpg")
>>64305701
The guy is clearly mentally ill
>>64305705
>>64305738
Gus needs a better camp. He is wasting himself by sticking around allstars
>>64305618
So is this.
>>64305728
1. Conor McGregor
2. Conor McGreGOAT
3. ConHoF McGOAT
4. Conrad McGilicutty
5. Colin McGoober
>>64305743
she's not even that hot. looks like an average porn bitch.
>>64305713
lel I love how romero taking a few extra seconds was so unscandalous just because people didn't like who it happened to.
