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A YOUNG GORILLA
>>64284641
MMA doesn't deserve Nick Diaz
he's too based
5th for Khabib
>>64284629
Nate Diaz looks like Koba from Planet of the Apes.
>>64284663
remember when that vid surface of him wrestling a bear? Good times.
Nate looks like John Cena in the OP
What's everyone's prediction for Diaz vs Johnson?
>>64284629
>Nick rocking the Jesus beard
>>64284663
khabibuuu~
>>64284691
Johnson. He looked really good in his last fight but got robbed by the judges.
>>64284652
He's just tryna survive the fight game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7YdjUYNTeQ
>>64284697
I heard he got ripped off against Dariush, who's really good in his own right, yeah
>>64284691
Johnson is gonna pick him apart
>>64284703
One of my favourite Diazisms is him on the Mike Aina fight and talking about looking like a "piece of fucking dogshit on TV" because he didn't have time to get a haircut. Oh Nick.
There was an audio "leak" from inside the UFC production truck right before Saturday night's fight where I said that Jose Aldo's body looked smooth and deflated, and that I didn't want to jump to any conclusions and that it could have just been from doing a lot of cardio. I also said he looked nervous. Needless to say this caused a lot of controversy.
Since then people have posted photos of Aldo recently as well as from this fight, and he looked very similar.
So for that, I stand corrected. My apologies for being wrong to Aldo and his trainer Andre Pederneiras. I have nothing but admiration and respect for both of them.
This wasn't supposed to be a public conversation, I was just talking to my friend the producer in the truck privately.
As you can see from this photo from earlier in his career his body looked different from how he looked Saturday night. There are several possible reasons for that, one of them being that the 1st photo is him moving, and another that he had endurance problems in the later rounds of his fights and might have leaned out.
Another thing some were upset with was that I didn't want an immediate rematch, and that I thought Conor should fight Frankie Edgar. My reasons for this are that I think Frankie stylistically is a great match up for Conor. I also think that when someone suffers a brutal knockout they should take a lot of time off to recover. I'm not a promoter, and I don't get to decide who fights who or when, and for that I'm grateful. What I am though, is someone who respects and cares very deeply for fighters and their health. Too many times I've seen fighters come back too soon from being KO'ed and watch them not be able to absorb punishment anymore.
-Joe Rogan
>>64284705
I dunno, I gave it that Indian poopyhands cause his fucking jab was phenomenal.
That being said, Johnson is gonna murder Diaz.
>>64284703
You can hear the spaghetti falling out of his pockets and flopping on the floor.
>>64284722
ALDO
REMATCH
FUCKING
CONFIRMED
>>64284722
>getting cucked by Huezilians
>>64284741
JUST LOOK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER BITCH HAHAHAHA
>unironically liking mighty mouse
>>64284705
It was a really dreadful decision.
This guy is wrong >>64284731. He absolutely won that fight. It wasn't even supposed to be a split decision.
Joe Rogan is losing it, ever since he started hyping Ronda as the mythical creature once ever in an idolatrous creepy way, he has only been saying shit over and over. His RR obsession is really creepy, I can totally picture him sneaking into Edmond's gym, and squeezing Ronda's clothes so he can use her sweat on a joint and fix the chemical imbalances of his brain.
>>64284757
MM would kek Cruz desu senpai
>>64284722
>Aldo is on my short list of all time favorite fighters, along with Wanderlei Silva, Anderson Silva, GSP, Mighty Mouse, and Fedor.
>yfw Joe Rogan is an MMA patrician
>>64284760
Fite me u bitch
>>64284757
Does MM deserve the flak he gets, or has it become a meme?
Thoughts?
>>64284739
>>64284771
They fought and he didn't
>People think Mighty Meme is a better p4p than Jones
>>64284771
I don't think so. MM is nowhere near as tall or strong as Cruz. Nor is he a technical or as fast as Conor.
>>64284799
CRINGE
R
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>>64284792
I won't fight you, I'll just grapple you and render whatever "fighting skills" you have useless with my superior Jiu Jitsu.
Daily heeminder:
>Everytime The Chris initiates sex with his wife, she will always have Luke in the back of her mind since he got out alpha'd by a physically superior male.
Source: Law of The Jungle
>>64284795
I just want to heem the shit out of his stupid fucking face
>>64284814
M8 I was a elite wrestler. I'll put the Shaub shutdown on you
>>64284809
How many months until he breaks his persona again?
>>64284769
Would it really surprise a single person if Joe began to lose his mind over the next few years and wound up being looked down upon with pity by all of us?
Would it really surprise you if, one day, after watching a video of Joe screaming crazy shit on some reality show and breaking a vase, that you thought to yourself "Damn man. Joe used to be the shit back in the day"
>>64284823
His wife will be thinking the same thing
>>64284811
>>64284801
I was talking about a rematch but I know it'll never happen, because Cruz fights about as much as Khabib
>>64284828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynIv7q6nQII
>Not wanting this jones again
If he acted like his true self more he could sell more than McMeme
>>64284823
Probably doesn't help that not only did he put a pic of the guy up in the middle of his house, but he also made comments on keeping Rockhold away from his wife.
Women are susceptible to subtle suggestion, bro.
I hate this whore.
>>64284841
>on Saturday Donald Cerrone would've fought sixteen times during the same period Cruz fought once
Honestly I'd like to know how do you feel knowing that I could heem and every single one of you. The way you type,pics you post, I know you have fear in your eyes. Webm related. It's me training at the Onnit Academy. Reply to this post and watch what happens.
I dont know about you /heem/ but i would be sad if Joe left. I would miss his "OOHHHHH!!!" after every knockout. You just dont find that type of feral (some might even say unprofessional) like passion in sports commentary.
>>64284823
Reminder that Luke tried having a threesome after his title victory, but he heemed the gigolos after they laughed at his tiny peen.
>>64284849
>If he acted like his true self more he could sell more than McMeme
This is so fucking true.
>>64284849
Adrenaline junkie retard shit talking literally Cormier killing Jones is best Jones.
>>64284863
Exactly
>>64284866
nice man nice technique i have the same shoes
>>64284866
nice hair prick
>>64284849
The build up to this fight was great
>>64284866
Hey, aren't you the leader of a certain group of neo-nazis?
>>64284866
Let me guess, Joe Rogan is your hero?
>>64284890
The Rashad buildup is still my favourite because it had a legit personal hook to it, DC and Jones just didn't like eachother, but it was still great. Best beef in years.
has there been an update from prediction bro today?
>>64284890
I might be crazy, but I think the entire feud was legit.
>>64284691
Diaz is going beast mode for the upset
>>64284828
I wonder if he's genuinely making an effort to become a better Christian. No more partying, no more teenies, just the Bible and the gym. If so, I think he'll look worse in his return.
>>64284966
I've heard he's not dropped the rockstar lifestyle one bit. Just a rumour.
>>64284866
holy shit, it's that guy from mythbusters
>>64284795
I hate his face, and it doesnt help that everything he says is cringe worthy, hes champ of the worst division in the ufc, his fights are extremely boring even if they are technically "exciting". I'm not denying his talent, yes he's a great fighter but I don't care and it would be cool if he retired or at least moved back up to BW.
>>64284691
I can see Diaz winning. Depending on how motivated (a meme is born) he is.
If he's just cashing a paycheck then we'll see a lot of middle fingers and nothing else.
If he's coming to win, then his cardio and slick boxing will set up a tempo that MJ won't be able to follow in the second/third. MJ has better takedown but is susceptible to getting caught in a scramble (see vs Madadi) and Nate has slick as fuck grappling.
I can see MJ not risking going to the ground and trying to stand and trade with Nate, where he gets chipped away and later he tries to rassle and ends up spent so he coasts the rest of the fight eating a lot of punches.
Of course, there is the possibility of Nate beng taken down and MJ grinding on him for three round.
>/FullGuardThuggery/
Listen to Joe Rogan here
Listen to this man
https://youtu.be/kn1BHVoumPU?t=1h47m51s
![will-smith-concussion-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WQRjOWj.jpg "will-smith-concussion-2[1].jpg")
TELL DEH TROOF DEH WAIT COTT IS GILLING DEM, DEH IB VAN IS KELLING DEH BRAIN OF DEH FIGHTA, DID YOU SEE DAT SCORE G? DERE BLUD ES ON YO HANS DANA
>>64284795
I hate that weird shit where he has his opponent against the fence and he hops up and sort of holds himself up on them with his knees and hits them with elbows
Like, what the fuck is that shit? Why don't you just literally shake him off and break the clinch?
What a shitshow of a division, seriously. Did you know they've got a lower finish rate than the women?
>>64285034
Holy fucking kek, my sides
>>64284795
I like the little spin thing he does with his arms at the start of fights.
Updated
Main Card:
Rafael dos Anjos vs Donald Cerrone
Junior dos Santos vs Alistair Overeem
Nate Diaz vs Michael Johnson
Randa Markos vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>64285158
Cerrone
Dos Santos
Johnson
Karolina
>>64284757
who ever smelt it dealt it
>>64285182
hahaha
>>64285158
RDA
JDS
Johnson
Markos
>>64285158
>Rafael Dos Anjos
>Junior Dos Santos
>Nate Diaz
>Randa Markos
>>64285158
>RDA by decision
>JDS by heem
>Nate diaz by decision/tko
>markos by decision
>>64285158
>Cerrone
>/Reem/
>Diaz
>markos
>>64285158
Cerrone
JDS
MJ
Karolina QT
>>64285094
I fucking hate he stupid looking faggot body. He reminds me of whenever they find the skeleton of a new species of shrunken hobbit like pre-human on a National Geographic documentary, and they make a computer generated picture of what they might have looked like. Fuck mighty manlet
>>64284974
Good lad. Betting the house on JBJ then.
Can someone link me to that conor mcgregor cocaine thread
Thanks heemily
>>64285305
find it yourself
>>64285158
Cowboy
Dos Santos
STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER
Markos
>>64284974
Why should he? He's not at fault for being a high energy expending /rockstar/, his only fault is getting caught and not doing it on the down low.
Bones boy will just be more careful now.
>being a christian
>beating people up for a living
Why?
>>64285310
Tried to
>>64285320
the link was posted like three or four /HEEM/s ago dude
>>64285158
Cerrone
Overeem
Diaz
Karolina
>>64285324
Found it senpai
>>64285354
Toirn dat camera off ya liddle twerp
>>64285289
>>64284824
why don't you pussies do something about it, i used to train at his gym and he's a nice guy would heem both of you with EASE.
>>64284866
/heem/ dead in one hit?
>>64285354
>AY AY WATCHU POINTIN DA FOOKIN CAMERA AT
>>64285370
A man gets heemed and you think that of me? I am the one that heems.
>>64285354
ive never seen him with such long hair
>>64285419
Looks good at that length desu
So Rockhold is allowed to bleed his staph-infected blood all over his opponent and octagon...
>>64285408
sleep tight jose
>rogan watch video on MMA blog
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/16/10279234/joe-rogan-brendan-schaub-imply-jose-aldo-has-used-peds-aldos-body
>>64285438
Pretty sure staph is on your skin, retard sama
Can't have any fun when you're super famous these days without every goddamn person tryin to document it on their smartphone
>>64285445
kek
>>64285408
WHEN HOESAY'S HEAD CLATTERS AGAINST THE PILLOW CASE
>>64285448
TMZ pays a lot I hear.
>>64285445
I can't wait for this fucking idiots contract to expire so people stop paying attention to his bullshit.
>>64285445
Bloody Elbow is the TMZ of MMA.
>>64285460
THEN A YOUNG MUDDER COMES ALONG AND TUCKS HIM IN UNDER EVERY SHEET HE OWNS
>>64285158
Cerrone
Santos
Diaz
Kowalkiewicz
>>64284795
I understand and can appreciate his technical brilliance but the man is a fucking chore to watch.
>>64285158
RDA
JDS
Michael Johnson
Randa Markos
>>64285158
RDA
JDS
MJ
I dunno, Karolina?
>>64285445
>60,000 views on a rogan watch video
Top fucking kek
>>64285517
Smartest thing he ever did was taking base pay over PPV points because he's got the personality of a board and people don't like to pay for ultramanlet fights
>>64285496
HE'LL KNOW HE'LL BE HAVING GOOD DREAMS TONITE
>>64285554
do you think streaming on twitch will help him to be more personable?
Or is it just to supplement his income?
>>64285460
>>64285496
>>64285576
Fuck you for writing this
>>64285496
LOOK INTO MY EYES LIDDLE CHILD
>>64285158
RDA
JDS
michael johnson
karolina
>>64285580
The latter.
I tuned in for a bit and it's boring, plus kinda awkward cuz you expect this dude to be living some baller life and he's just laying on the floor playing some dumb video game occasionally discussing plans with his wife. (I realize this may sound baller to some of you, but still).
George St Pierre flipped ... pancakes tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7r-DwtjD8
1:35 onward kills me errytiem.
>whotcha gunna do?
>>64285158
Cerrone
JDS
Nate
Randa
>>64285600
fuckin source lad
>>64285580
i think it's to connect to his fans, and because he likes twitch as a platform
>>64285644
Would glue her eyes shut/10
>>64285627
Good compilation.
Conor really is a force of nature. He seems pretty chill outside of promo mode but goddamn is he ruthless when there's money to be made.
>>64285665
>not inserting kebab instead
After the Translator fiasco last saturday, i purposedly avoided news and podcasts about MMA, i knew it would be unbearable, but i can see we're still dealing with rogan/schaub tier memes that only brazilian juice and now they're all apologetic about this shit. But you know WHAT, rogan Has lost his esge when he lied to himself into oblivion with the ronda thing and it bkew up on his face, i'm sure he Stated questioning some of his views, and for an old guy like him at this stage of life, it will make you lose your shit, so yeah, understand able, but I still wont give audience to this BS again.
Also, mcgobbles memes will never end now. I cant bear it. I'll follow news and opinions from the usual places again in a couple of years when sage, pvz and conor are sent back into nothingness.
>>64285580
its pretty cringey desu
>>64285707
>brazilian salt mines
>>64285158
Rafael dos Anjos
Alistair Overeem
Michael Johnson
Randa Markos
>>64285707
Why do hues ALWAYS cry >muh mistranslation.
>Aldo says he dislikes UFC and that fighters should be paid better
>"Care to clarify those Comments, Jose?"
>"I was mistranslated"
>Aldo says some shit about expecting a straight or counter and the translator tries to bail him out by turning it into "that wasn't even a fight"
>"h-he was mistranslated"
Why don't you try learning some fucking English if you're going to participate in an AMERICAN SPORTS LEAGUE. Or else just make some Brazilian MMA league and stay down there.
>implying hues are capable of sustaining an economically profitable enterprise
>>64285707
Leave Mr Rogan to me
>>64285746
What would he look like with a normie hairstyle?
>>64285746
Is he sponsored by Rebel Spirit or something? Its like all he owns are rebel spirit shirts and sleveless t shirts.
>>64285732
Not really, it's just so annoying and straight up wrong, so why bother? They soew their opinions based straight up on their prejudice and simplistic approach of
>b-but hues are caught using shit!
when in truth everybody uses it
>>64285740
Tsc... Here' your reply. Now go to bed.
post pfister
>>64285752
>>64285740
>Why don't you try learning some fucking English if you're going to participate in an AMERICAN SPORTS LEAGUE
You serious? They'd make enough for dinner if they fought in a BR promotion. UFC is small mone
Is Sageposting a meme yet?
>>64285752
like a regular Chad
>>64285764
Wouldn't that make it even worse for huezil? Look at it this way, if everyone uses and only brazilian fighter get exposed in large numbers, doesn't that mean that Brazilians are dumb and stupid at teh same time?
I'm sure everyone uses, but everyone has worked out how to cycle and use masking agents as well as circumvent the IV ban. But throw one wrench in the works and Nova Uniao is 0-8 and Black House has been busted more times than Felice Herrig in a frat house.
>If theres smoke, theres fire.
>>64285795
>...are cheats and stupid at the same time*
>>64285740
much hespect to hues who try to speak English
>>64285158
RDA by TKO
Overeem by HEEM
Johnson by DEC
Markos by DEC
>>64285795
>doesn't that mean that Brazilians are dumb and stupid at teh same time?
Thank you! That's exactly my point. I dont have a problem with that at all. Because that's the truth.
>>64285767
>>64285813
If thats the case, then why is Rogan pissing you off?
>>64285767
That is some strong genetic stock from pops.
>We will NEVER see videos of Ronda DROPPING World Champion boxers in sparring sessions
>>64285158
RDA
Dos Santos
Diaz
Markos
>>64285789
It's not just a meme. It's a lifestyle.
"Dana White" is a dirty snek
Don't believe anything this guy says
>>64285857
>>64285857
>>64285822
Because he has this issue about being an arrogant shortsighted person., and it's getting worse and worse with time. His petulance on the matter only making those comment about hues bother me because he literally hunts for the slightest, most propostorous ways to shit on hue fighter on the juice thing and implying americans are clean, even after stating himself back in 2008 (iirc) that 90% of fighters are on the juice, as well as schaub last year. He paints br fighter as straight up cheaters. Had he gone the "fuck they're dumb for getting caught lol" route, i'd have a laugh with him
![dana-white[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MRi9p7Q.jpg "dana-white[1].jpg")
>>64285857
>hating on Dana
I bet you don't even have a subscription to fight pass ya goof
>>64285795
here goes horse puncher talking nonsense again, you pulled this 0-8 right out of your ass, they're 3-6-1 since the iv ban.
Aldo lost to Conor.
Barao lost to TJ.
Formiga lost to Cejudo.
Eduardo lost to Sterling.
Cabral lost to Case.
Lazaro lost Prazeres.
they just got beat by better fighters.
>>64285876
kek, this is so shopped it looks like a video game render
>>64285767
pfister? I hardly know her...
>>64285829
>Those shoes
>>64285876
They shooped out like 3 of his chins.
>>64284795
Didn't really care until he said he thought PVZ could beat Joanna
>>64285707
>unable to handle the bants
come on 13ra7i1
>>64285877
There goes Susan trying to start a conversation. Don't you have some twinkposting to do?
>>64285869
But he can't say that, that would land him in even more hot water. And as far as him bashing Br fighters goes, maybe you're only hearing that because he did go on a tirade for a while talking about PED's in Pride etc. Rogan knows whats up in the fight beez, he knows people are on juice, but he can't go around saying it without any proof.
Rogan shouldn't have said that about Aldo. That was unfounded, but the bigger issue here is that he was actually profiling and stereotyping Aldo because he is Bruzilian. When in truth the brazilian fighters have been caught cheating a lot lately and he projected that fact.
I'm sure that, if Rogan had the freedom/balls, he'd say "they're stupid for getting caught/they should have done X so as not to get caught" etc.
Keep in mind that Rogan idolizes a lot of Hue fighters.
>>64285877
Sorry but i have to ask
Do You really 100% believe conor is better than Aldo?
>>64285894
I can mate. What Ican't handle is people discussing shit that are straight up wrong from the get go. This trigger my autism into space 2bh.
>>64285829
Wait...
How far back does this go?
how do you pronounce Jacare guys
Any hues still here
Rogan and Goldberg were saying "jock a ray"
A youtube video I saw was saying "jock air"
If you opened your own MMA gym, what would you call it?
>>64285915
It's pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove"
Now that Karolina is on the scene, who is the superior polish fightfu?
>>64285918
Gloryholes MMA
>>64285908
10 susans 1 (10%) shitposter
1 serb 1 (100%) horsepuncher
>>64285909
nah i still think aldo is the better fighter all around but conor wasn't lucky and it wasn't a fluke.
>>64285915
jah cah reh
jah and cah are open vocals at the end
There are no "d" before jah, so it's not "djah"
The last parte can be tricky as english dont pronounce "r"s the same way we do, with the top of the tongue coming down from the top of out front upper teeth in a single fast matter
>>64285707
>1/7 since drug testing got stepped up
>>64285918
Rectum, specializing in ground£
I'm getting scared heem. I think if I dig deeper I may regret what I uncover
>Rebel spirit
>Same hairstyle
What does it mean?
>>64285934
>oh, noez. mugh feelings
For the record, there are 3 serbs on /heem/. But I guess paying attention is difficult for a moroccan vuile kankerlijer.
>>64285937
thanks this is helpful
>>64285959
whats your obsession with twinkposters and moroccans?
First off id like to say fight pass is amazing. I've been using it to watch sage northcutts fights after googling John 3:16
I know he won by submission by I hope he is working hard on his grappling. Mr. Northcutt could have finished with that arm triangle if he turned the clock instead of trying to grapevine Mr. Pfister. Hey that rhymed, haha! Also the way he was using his knees to try to get separation to stand back up was an ok idea that needs some work haha!
>>64285966
That's literally the sum total of the netherlands.
>>64285305
>>64285310
>>64285320
>>64285324
>>64285354
>believing anything some random sperg posts just because he has pictures of someone
Sec, lemme take some pictures of Aldo. Then I'll say he's buddy buddy with the favela drug cartels. You gullible fucks.
>>64285943
>1472% increase in rape since opening it's borders
Enjoy being irrelevant, kuck
>>64285972
your sub 80 iq is showing, i guess that's why you find joy in hurting animals.
>>64285979
His pictures were original. Yours is from a globo webpage.
>>64285986
Just because he has original pictures doesn't mean he's speaking the truth, you know. He could just be an asshole trying to start shit.
>>64285994
If he wanted to start anything he wouldn't have posted here, nobody outside of this site trusts this site. There's no reason to take everything he said to the bank but there's nothing disproving what he said.
>>64285985
>eats processed meat
>y-you hhurt animals
Talk about sub par IQ. Not surprised tho. It's to be expected from glass bell sheltered degenerates.
>>64285984
>having to bring /pol/ into an /sp/ thread because he is so salty
>>64286004
absolute retard, filtered.
>>64286005
It's atually factual research ans not an opinions taken from an anime board
lads
shut up
>>64286002
He said Conor was swimming in drugs, tons of cocaine and weed, yet his pictures show none of that. If the dude was as hammered and "looked like death", I think he could manage to sneak a picture of that stuff to back his shit up.
I guess it's guilty until proven guilty these days.
>>64286016
Haha you've potatoes been real cheeky since McMeme beat Aldo.
Keep up with that banter, and that potato will end up mashed
>>64285789
it replaced schuab, better looking, more of a meme, still a fighter, less homoerotic fascination because he doesn't yet have a twink sidekick like brendan does.
by the july it will be so bad we have to treat it like we do schuab posters
>>64286013
>f-filtered
Oh, my.
>>64286015
Yea because Brazilian favela rapes are reported and investigated right?
>>64285804
yeah maia, rda, jds, werdum. some of them are getting very good at it too
>>64286005
ironicly brazil is one of the most racist posters here
>>64286019
The pics don't prove exactly what he says, but prove he was there. McGregor's personality corresponds with what he described and he looked like death quite a bit on TUF, after the Mendes fight, in Vegas, during the time where the pics were taken and posted.
>>64286031
Yea because your cucked country reports all of the rapes and doesn't feel bad for the muslims
>>64286031
Your women let themselves get raped because they feel bad for the immigrants, mate
>>64286036
Fair enough, are there pictures of Conor looking like death on TUF, or videos? Cause I don't follow that garbage show at all.
>I think an elderly jersey shore manlet can beat the p4p greatest fighter of all time
we getting embedded for Cerrone vs RDA
>>64286036
He also has a lighter in his hand in this pic >>64285354
It could just be candles though...
>>64284866
You are going to break your wrists if you keep hitting a bag without straps.
Also try not hanging onto something when you throw them explosive kicks.
Tuck your fucking pockets in
>>64286041
You just said your arguments were "not an opinions taken from an anime board", and now you're brining made up memes from an anime board
>>64286048
It also looks like a smartphone viewed from the side.
Okay I'm in denial, it's just that he looks like a budo guy after fights, I don't want to believe he's Jon Jones potato version.
>>64286061
He posted a pic of a bunch of weed brownies on his facebook years ago, getting into coke for a guy like him isn't that shocking or terrible, as long as he can keep it under control.
>>64285158
RDA by tko
JDS via tko
Johnson via dec
Markos via dec
>>64286047
we got a road to, so usually not for fox cards, though they sometimes make more content for filler between fights, and well cowboy is making his own embedded series for the fight week
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gqGITUmrbs
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKAaN2X7c8Q
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvEm8iucHfE
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiZavajgPJs
5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acxix2cSpjQ
>>64286084
thanks man
>>64286047
Might get a UFC Pulse, but no Embedded.
>>64286090
o shit, pulse was sick as fuck, especially the changing of the way it was laid out and the music
>>64285970
Sage get off the internet
>>64286057
I can google that for you if you are too lazy to know the ongoing of the shithole you live on
>>64285158
Cerrone
JDS
Johnson
Cow-walkie-which
>>64285158
Cowboy
Overeem
Johnson
KaKo BEST FIGHTFU 2016 (BACK OFF PLEBS)
>>64286107
>Brazil calling Sweden a shithole
You live in fucking Brazil, it's like THE shithole, when people complain about Sweden being shit they say "well atleast it's not Brazil. You don't have a history you have a crime record.
>>64286143
>You don't have a history you have a crime record
>name your kid "Sage"
>raise him to be a prize fighter
>>64286143
It's a big ass country, you have no idea where I live, olaf. I guarantee you it's better than any depressivo icy rapey place you have to offer 2bh
Who /Cowboy/ here?
I want him to win, but I just don't see how. Thoughts?
>>64286143
Would rather live in Brazil, Sven. If you have enough money it's actually better than Sweden. And obviously, its culture is far superior, not really because Brazillian culture is any appealing, but because sterile, effeminated Swedish culture is repulsive.
>>64286218
same, i want him to try and defend at ufc 195 and 186 just to fight on cards with jon and carlos. you know he will try, why not let him absolutely destroy the title defense time. no one else would dare. just have him call out connor or the winner of diaz/macdonald for ufc 195, with joanna gone, cowboy has to leave all those baby champs behind
>>64284799
>not the webm version with bonus footage
>>64286230
Wouldn't expect trash to go anywhere ealse than the worlds largest garbage dump, it's where it belongs
>>64286248
Damn that's Lorenzo behind them.
Anderson, the madman
>>64286218
Well timed check knee right to the sternum as RDA tries to wade into range >:D
>>64286218
by knocking the other bloke out
>>64286249
Exactly, that's why you're taking mudslimes by the buckets
>>64286261
actually, in my mind that's what i thought too, check knee and leg kicks. If he get's to 20 leg kicks he wins, same if rda get's to about 15-20 good body kicks.
>>64286160
brazil hounded me and called me an mma noob for sageposting before now after that lackluster psister fight it's all he talks about
>>64286249
>worlds largest garbage dump
So, Sweden. If I were you I wouldn't even deny it at this point. Just weep instead how pathetic my country has become.
>>64286320
I didn't complain about any sageposting though, america. I think his whole bizarre behavior and possible dark secrets are way more interesting than schaub's gay faces
>>64286290
>>64286329
Our contry is considered shit by people like you because we take in people like you.
>>64286354
No, it's considered shit by people like me because of fags like you.
You are an embarassment to what your country once represented. Enjoy the Muhammad cock.
>>64286084
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKAaN2X7c8Q
Northcutts fangirling over Cowboy. Wew.
>>64286354
No, it's because majority of Swedes are weak, emotionally sterile, culturally vapid zombies. And you don't take in "people like us",but outcasts from our countries. Enjoy.
>>64286380
this kid is so fucking odd
I'm waiting for the moment he's damaged, and we see his metal face, for the reveal that he is a T-800 and his mission is to terminate Donald Trump, or something like that
>>64286394
WHAT IS UP YOU MEME LOVING FUCK?
>>64286426
Not much, I've been told you have great taste in skinny jeans, recommend me some levi's for my wheels.
>>64286318
Remember that front leg headkick he nailed on Guillard? Outta nowhere and totally ended Guillard's dreams. Cerrone can bring out some really dangerous tools when he's under pressure.
>>64286455
Shit son, you can wear jeans? I just figured they roll you up in a carpet or at least cover you in a tarp for warmth.
>>64286426
I-is this poland?
>>64286489
Yes. He's one of those stubby, malformed fucks that wear fightwear to the weight room.
>tfw you live in the undisputed GOAT country
>>64286511
>his gym doesn't have weight room and space for combat training in one place, connected
Besides, having some fat doesn't imply you can't wear slim fit clothing, I swear you lanklets are intimidated by smallest piece of chub
>>64286559
>>64286564
>smallest piece of chub
Mate you don't have any elbows! You look like a latex glove filled with mash potatoes.
Cowboy and Condit should do something together, no homo
