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>http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2015/12/15/group-led-gabriel-brener-acquires-aegs-ownership-interests-houston-dynamo
>http://www.mlssoccer.com/transactions/2016/trade-tracker
>http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2015/12/11/fc-dallas-select-maximiliano-urruti-no-1-pick-re-entry-draft
>http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2015/12/11/montreal-impact-re-sign-hassoun-camara-vancouver-whitecaps-sign-pa-modou-kah-one
>Soon
>their
>>64266182
>turf
>>64266182
>nfl
Reminder that Beitashour, Gordon and Dawkins are coming back to SJ for 2016
>>64265599
Wut
>>64265731
still mad i fucked up the image, fuck you apple .
>>64265731
>>64266094
>>64266389
>BTR
>An incompetent dumb slut
>Posts feet
Pick two
http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/report-maple-leafs-to-host-2017-winter-classic-at-bmo-field/
Toronto just keeps getting cûcked
>>64266389
post feet with fc dallas paint scheme nails bb
FIGHT AND WIN!
Ronaldinho in talks with ACUTD
The MLS sucks. Why are you guys still trying to make this a thing?
>>64266288
>Gordo
In your dreams.
>64266389
(You) tried
>>64267033
>he didn't watch Selection Sunday
>he didn't watch the amazing MLS Cup tourney this year
>>64267033
Damn right. Buy kawaii! Support your local USASA team/Daihatsu dealership today!
>>64267493
BSA who lurks /cric/ detected
>>64267982
Only when I can't sleep
>>64267033
This tbhonest
>According to sources Cesc is in talks with Atlanta United.
If that team doesn't have a DM 4-3-3, it won't be worth it. He's a Barçenal babby
>>64268093
>Britbong doesn't understand why parity is entertaining.
Your league's turning to shit Muhammed, Germany's got more star power at this point.
>>64268119
It's an expansion team, so they'd be able to build around him.
>yfw Atlanta United of DC hire a coach from La Masia and become MLS's Barca D
>>64267033
I just like attention
>>64268119
I can't wait for Atlanta to be shit tier.
>Soon
Now: haters gonna hate
Forever: see above
>>64268119
SOURCE
>>64266182
>turf
>nfl
enjoy your squad full of injuries and gridiron lines 2bh
>they think they can stop mls
>>64268737
>Willingly bandwagoning a team from Filthadelphia
>>64268758
We don't care that nobody likes us
>>64268758
>Hating based Philly
faggot
>>64268758
Fuck off lad, if anyone wants to be a part of the misery now they can be a part of the celebration when we wreck MLS
Reminder that what's left of Man City C fans think that they're not going to finish dead last
>>64268805
New year, new season full of Third Rail autism.
>>64268798
>when we wreck MLS
>>64268737
tfw your /sss/ has natural grass
>>64268864
>tfw no football team plays in your stadium
>tfw BTR will never know that feel
>>64268886
There is no SSS that is actually SS
>>64269003
This, just designed with soccer as the primary sport, doesn't mean you can never use the stadium for anything else.
so is 2017 going to be the season of the mlels newfag? SOON poster will have seniority, but you gotta think with 2 teams coming in that season there's gonna be some fresh boy meat to harass
>>64269139
If you aren't 1 of the 8 MLS 1996 Original 10 still around, then you're a newfag, and with expansion to 28 there's going to be an ever-increasing stream of them.
>>64269139
Soonposter has been here since like 2006 and on /sp/ since 18-1. I've only been "the soonposter" since like april 2014.
>tfw the time ive spent soonposting is greater than the time left until AUFC happens
>Soon
>>64267982
>>64268045
/cric/ is comfy af tbqh (to be quite honest) it's like a late night comedy show with all the shitposting aussies
>>64269345
>tfw i don't get to enjoy soonposting anymore
>tfw I remember when /mls/ would be lucky to have one thread with a decent amount of posts per week
it's all downhill from here, the shitposters and bandwagons will only grow stronger from here
cop or not?
>>64269512
>not being able to sustain regular threads is a good thing
>Read your team's Year In Review
http://www.mlssoccer.com/series/year-review
>>64269832
>Wear these
> Have functioning ankles
Choose one
>>64269832
>anything other than black kangaroo leather
I've had pic related for about 3 years now, extremely comfy and durable
>>64270014
>choosing black Aussie leather over black Italian fur
smBh
>tfw no NWSL team in my city
>>64270298
Honestly just how much soccer pussy has Rapinoe gotten over her career?
>>64266288
>yfw they all end up in Torronto
>>64270368
>Rapinoe will never let me experience how her insides feel
>>64270050
Why do those cleats have pubes?
>>64270368
She pegs all the newbies.
It's their initiation ritual.
>tfw Rapinoe came by my former place of work multiple times
>>64270368
you KNOW she cleans house and she even gets the cheeky dick when she wants it.
>>64269003
> cowlumbus
>>64270471
Who was she adding to her tally?
>>64269902
>tfw watching the great Connor Casey score for the Union
>>64269019
You could never convince local government and other investors to put up the capital for a single purpose building. NFL stadiums get used for concerts and shit all the time.
We're talking about soccer specific stadiums, not soccer only stadiums.
>>64270573
I'm gonna miss him and his shiny fucking dome
>>64269003
Saputo Stadium
>>64270730
That's Canada
Probably just a lack of opportunity
>>64270727
>tfw Bernardez and Casey retiring will me the end of rugby players in MLS
I think it's fun watching big guys play soccer, it's as entertaining as watching a d lineman recovering a fumble and running with it
>>64269902
>DC United
>I was at the home game that was the 'high point' for their season
It was the best sporting event I've ever seen live.
>>64271317
>6-4
lolwut
Dan Kennedy is back to playing at the Stub Hub.
Traded to LA from Dallas for 2nd and 3rd round draft picks
>his "clubs" "pitch" is a baseball field
>>64274079
But Reno is going to be based.
>>64270727
Casey always looks like the worst player on the pitch and you and your buddies are all laughing at him. Then he puts the knife in.
>>64274101
Lower league teams get a pass, mostly referring to the cancer that is NYCFC
>>64274204
Its kind of like Le Toux, just when you think they're done they explode out of nowhere, (caseys 2 goals against SJ as a sub)
>>64274233
As much as I love laughing at NYCFC, I do hope they get out of Yankee stadium. Watching games there is terrible
>>64274262
They're just so easy to dislike, as much as I talk shit on the pink cows up north and raccoon boys down south, I respect those teams a lot more than NYCFC, and it doesn't seem like NYCFC really knows how to or wants to win in MLS
I dislike them because their fans chose to hop on a plastic feeder team because it coincided with their euroboo viewpoints while unironically playing in a baseball stadium unable to build their own in NYC
What will NYCFC fans say if/when the stadium is build outside of NYC?
>>64270524
>cheeky dick on the side
Mfw i have a shot. I'm ready 2bh
>>64274302
you're british, as long as you aren't an ogre you could probably just come here and get with better looking girls than Rapinoe, although the short-hair not-really-fem look really works for her
>>64274314
>as long as you aren't an ogre
Oh...
>Wambach wants Klinsmann gone
Its time desu
>>64274393
kek
>>64275487
>trusting Wambach over Klinsmann
Fuck this country
>>64275611
>not wanting Klinsmann fired
Fuck off Euroboo
No one has done more to destroy soccer in this country than Klinsmann
>>64275715
I'm sure ESPN would pat you on the back for those delusions, good boy
>>64275811
I'm pretty sure I could be the coach and not get outplayed that badly by small Caribbean teams
>>64268864
/quakes/ here
feels good man. Avaya Stadium is comfy as fuck
>>64269902
how do you feel about it SQF? Thought the article failed to mention a lot of high points like acquiring Godoy, 5-0 against KC, and a MASSIVE 180 degree mprovement over last season
>>64269512
well, fuck you too m8
>>64274393
you're a good lad, welcome in /mlels/ anytime
>>64270901
muma is retiring?? :(
>Soon
>>64276307
>implying its possible to bandwagon Philly sports teams
Hey so this is a message to any mls newfag. If you're coming in here to talk about shit you don't understand you WILL get flamed. Now before you say something idiotic like "lower leagues are saving US soccer" or "wow mls/its fans/players/anything is shit" take it up with me first or else there's gonna be big fucking problems.
I've single-handedly fostered this community into what it is today, I am a silent god, you are all here because I built this for you. All I ask is that you respect this sanctuary and kill all euroboos on sight.
I feel as though it is my rite to be somewhat of a guiding force of this community and its meme posts and general discussion, I created the TRIPFAG, I am the anonymous, at any time you don't know who you are responding to, yet somewhere I lurk slowly but continually molding this little chunk of internet soccer through my in person knowledge of going to the waiver draft, super draft, and following every person involved at a high level on mls teams.
I am but a compendium for /mls/ to use, I contain the pure secrets of everything mls, every mechanism, every letter of the fine print.
Now, before you decide to shitpost, say it to this so I can red pill you on what mls truly is,
>>64276708
mls is shit lel just watch chelsea or manchester like a normal person
>>64276708
lower leagues are saving US soccer
enjoy ur local McDonald's franchise lol
>>64274262
I caught a game of theirs this past summer on ESPN, the camera angle is atrocious
>>64276708
oh man. people are going to make fun of us a lot more now because of this post.
>>64276708
>>64276708
Please fuck off senpai
>>64276708
>Mfw people can't tell what pasta is these days.
>>64277011
>mls newfags btfo
>>64276292
Well, we rebounded to where we were in 2013, Innocent and Lenny being healthy will be huge.
>>64276313
Not yet, but he is retired from Intl
>>64276708
I know everything about MLS, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the fields, teams and trade/salary rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of MLS facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /mls/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT America, San Jose, MLS and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about MLS, USMNT, any US Soccer generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some FIFA
>>64266288
>Beitashour
>SJ
Pick one
when will NASL be granted the rightly deserved division 1 and get us into the golden age?
>>64277285
They have to meet existing D2 requirements and stop bleeding teams to bankruptcy and MLS first.
>>64277160
isn't lenny permaded?
he's been out for like 2 years and is resorting to very experimental surgery from what i've heard
>>64277327
They will and by 2016 teams will be stable financially.
Division 1 when gulati?
>>64271404
It was nuts, right back and forth the whole time.
http://youtu.be/Qov4_g7k9dg
we were losing our minds on the fourth DC goal since we had a perfect viewpoint to watch the ball meander in.
>>64267033
because you are a cuck if you root for a team from a different continent
>>64277358
i refuse to accept that
>tfw he ends up being the hejduk of SJ
>>64277160
>Lenny
Good riddance.
>>64277440
>ITS IN THE NET
>ITS IN THE NET
really?
>>64277882
fuck off. if you were ever a quakes fan there's no way you couldn't love him.
>>64277933
>ever a quakes fan
Disgusting.
Who's gonna go see star wars senpai?
>>64277987
>tfw only one who unironically enjoys the prequels
>>64277405
No
And no
>go to mls game
>get shot
>>64278073
wtf?
literally none of this happened
>>64278073
>western conference leads league in fewest people getting shot
Eastfags BTFO
>>64278073
Source?
>>64278148
>>64278245
Apparently its data from shooting incidents within 1 mile of those stadiums. Googling "MLS gun violence" brought up a thread on reddit where some guy made that chart.
>>64278363
Oh. Well I guess that makes sense.
Also
>browsing reddit
>>64278073
Who would've thought that Los "u bang ese?" Angeles would have the lowest # of shootings?
>>64278431
Stadium is too far from those places. Same reason Chicago is so low.
LAFC will have better murder numbers.
>>64278073
NYCFC still don't give a crud I see
>>64278431
>Comptons like five miles away from the stubhub.
Still comfy as fuck.
>>64278595
>exposition park
No thank you.
>>64278595
Carson isnt exactly what you call safe though, I didn't think they'd be last in the league
>>64277899
>>64277440
Cool game, god-awful goal call
Someone shoot that announcer
>Soon: Director of Soccer Operations Edition
>Soon
>>64276708
>before you say something idiotic like "lower leagues are saving US soccer"
lower leagues ARE saving U.S. soccer
>I feel as though it is my rite to be somewhat of a guiding force of this community
heh, can't even spell "right" correctly? what kind of "silent god" are you?
>I created the TRIPFAG
actually, An Hiro-san created the tripcode and has personally discussed the matter with me (it will never go away in case someone might need to use it)
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64277011
>not unironically replying to pasta precisely because you can tell what pasta is these days
How 2010 of you
>>64277899
>>64278751
I love in-the-net announcer man, but it's probably Stockholm syndrome.
>>64277592
you are a cuck if you root for a team from a different town too, and that includes living in a suburb of a major city and rooting for that city's team instead of your own local USASA-affiliated club
Exceptions include living in Carson and supporting the Galaxy.
>>64278976
Serious question: Why did lower league shills become so prevalent this season?
The /epl/ general doesn't have to put up with shill posters talking about lower divisions.
>>64278026
Nah family, I was a kid when they came out too and I enjoyed them. Was burned out by the 3rd, but the 1st at least had a badass villain and podracing was the shit.
>there are non-90s kids ITT who never had podracer LEGOs during the GOAT childhood era
>>64278363
>bringing reddit into this sanctuary
leave and never come back
>>64279009
Because English soccer fans are even more plastic than Americans; they just won't admit it.
>>64279027
>podracer LEGOs
muh nigga
>>64279071
This fampai
>>64278943
>m'lady
>>64279009
>regulate
Because it doesn't work that way over there.
>>64279027
being born in 1994 does not make you a 90s kid
>>64279365
>born in 1993-fag detected
>>64279365
Cool, I was born in 1991, so my childhood literally encompassed the 90s
Unnamed source: Shelton to spend some time in Manchester training.
After the PR game, he needs to train with somebody to learn how to finish chances
>>64279414
i was born in '89 fool
>my little soccer
>>tfw no USL soccer until March
>>64266182
who wants to /burnittotheground/ here?
>>64280994
Here senpai
>>64278976
>tfw will live closer to lafc than carson
fug you m8
Portland cuts logs, Philly cuts BIMBO bread.
https://twitter.com/PhilaUnion/status/620215266031599616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>64280650
>tfw no NPSL until summer
>>64281221
They should fire out loaves to the crowd after each girl instead of tshirts with those handcannons
>>64281280
>summerball is in summer
who would have thought that?
>>64281221
>chainsaw isn't running
>bread is already sliced
They were so close to having a nice gimmick.
Post /mls/ filenames
>>64279009
The problem with soccer in this country is that the only people who like it are hipsters. It was inevitable that as MLS became mainstream they would migrate to the next league no one's ever heard of.
>>64278073
>children's mercy park
>no mercy towards children
>>64282340
you mlels fans are so cute
NASL will become THE league
>>64282406
>THE league
of dissapointmet
>>64282406
Just a reminder
>nasl grows into strong competent league with good players and attendance
>on verge of challenging MLelS for first division dominance
>sunil enforces pro/rel
>naslfags btfo
>>64282543
>nasl grows into strong competent league with good players and attendance
Stopped reading there.
>bronies so insecure over their farce of a league that they shut down lower leagues immediately
>>64282406
this is my favorite /mls/ meme desu followed by btr is a girl
>>64278976
I live in fresno senpai I have fuego season tickets but am I not allowed to root for the quakes if I dont sell my house and move there?
>>64282525
>implying this is significantly different from trading a player for allocation money
>>64282583
>nasl
>league
Nice meme. Its group of booty blasted jews that own teams supported by anal pained losers.
That's all the NASL is, a butthurt cabal.
>>64282604
>needing an ESPN-certified™ team to support in order to validate your sports fandom
KEK
U
C
K
>>64282624
>Its group of booty blasted jews that own teams supported by anal pained losers
You talking about the MLS founders, buddy?
>>64282583
In other words, in 1996, all the NFL-grown MLELS owners were too retarded when it came to soccer to have any clue about an international player's market value, forcing the USSF cabal to collectively determine that figure.
>>64282617
Uh yeah it is
Anal
>Why do you always bring race into MLS discussions, Anon?
>At least we can agree the only "dirty niggers" in MLS are NYCFC fans.
>>64283262
the only colour I see is pink cow.
>>64282645
>Jews
How much does the NASL pay its players again?
>Abby Wambach's last ever cap
>lose 0-1 China
What a game
>>64283587
they deserved it for not starting Pressfu
>>64283587
You know when they lose I don't feel bad at
all
Those feminazis deserve it tbph
>>64283858
>not wanting to be number 1
Wow anon, you managed to cross the line and be un-American all in one post.
>>64283900
It's hard to feel any pride when it's mixed with all of the disgust from having to hear feminazis talk about it
>>64283858
>>64283922
>feminazis
Your insecurity is massive
>>64284204
back to tumblr with you
>tfw winter break
>>64284291
Oh snap, what a burn!
>>64280650
>>64284323
>tfw my finals were over a week before everyone else
Post some MLS documentaries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPJearnty_c
I wish NWSL teams were allowed to play against MLS teams. The women could teach those shit MLS teams how to play soccer.
>>64285250
>8-2
>>64285250
>>64285250
They're afraid to even do matches with based NASL, too afraid of getting BTFO.
>>64284383
>last ever final tomorrow
I did it mom
>>64267033
If you think the MLS sucks you obviously haven't watched the MLS, m8.
>>64285282
PLEASE PLEASE USSF ARRANGE MORE MATCHES LIKE THESE
>>64276121
Hopefully I can make the trip next season.
>mfw people from Seattle unironically say my wife's son
>>64285298
>tfw I have been in community college for 5 years and just transferred
>tfw i'm the disappointment out of my brothers
A-at least my season ticket for next year is already paid off
Jason Kreis to Chelsea when?
>>64277285
They can't even get a west coast team. It's generous to even grant them Division 2 status.
>>64289745
Mou to Miami when?
>>64279009
>>64279009
It's the same poster.
>>64286135
At least you transferred bro. I've been going to community college since Summer 2010. Going to transfer next fall.
>NASLEL
>Not involved in illegal sports betting
https://twitter.com/mlsrwriters/status/677510592022913024
>>64291379
>leaving that comfy sss
What the fuck?
>>64291469
They didn't have a choice.
When does the 2nd round of the Re-Entry Draft start bros?
>>64291848
some time today I think
>Soon
>>64291848
>>64292101
3PM EST
>>64291848
>2nd round of the Re-Entry Draft
fuck trying to understand this. I'll wait until next year and see if it's still around.
>>64291848
>>64292329
Is there a video or something?
>>64292375
It'll be around until the players' union stops being pussies about free agency. So buckle up.
>>64292375
Out of contract players can be drafted and negotiate a salary from there, 1st round you had to take them on what they were going to be paid on their last team
>>64292398
it'll probably be by conference call
>>64292482
well. they were man enough to almost not have a season over it last year. they made a temporary CBA like 36 hours before the season started.
>>64292498
>they were man enough to almost not have a season over it last year
So they weren't man enough. Every other major U.S. pro sports league has had a lockout, except these soccer pussies.
https://www.instagram.com/p/_Z4ChQk1t0/
This is going to reach "elephant in the room" status
>>64292803
>Stats and history will show - "our" group has more than others produced volunteer and defending soldiers for what, by us, is willingly chosen and gathered to be worth protecting: Your nation.
>Wish you would accept it as ours too.
I know we're not quite equal. From "your group of people" the country's Commander in Chief need to be selected. However, other than that - you and I share something not unique, but constitutionally earned, a birthright to defend this nation as an American. Wherever we go. Led by whoever has earned, by democratic process, his/her right to lead, on or off the field, in peace, in war, in practice, or in any other kind of pursuit of your happiness.
Almost teared up at that bit. Mix just earned a lot more respect from me, even if his USMNT performances have been shot ever since the CM/AM->CM/DM experiment.
>>64292803
I don't believe Mix should be the one defending foreigners on the national team
>>64292844
Forgot one last greentext but yall read it so yall get it
>>64292853
He shouldn't have to explain to some xenophobic old lady why people with US passports are American.
>>64293009
He's only playing for the US because he's not good enough to play for Norway
>>64293038
>Freddy Adu wasn't good enough for Ghana
>Giuseppe Rossi wasn't good enough for the US
>Diego Costa wasn't good enough for Brasil
>Aron Johhanson (the best thing out of Iceland) wasn't good enough for Iceland
When will this delusion end?
>>64293075
Not sure how 3/4 of these are even relevant
>>64293075
Costa's a stretch there.
>>64293101
He only picked Spain because he felt jilted by Brazil picking Fred and Jô over him
>>64292754
last season was so huge for MLS though. they knew it would be better in the end for everyone if they just had the season.
>Soon: checking out the other dope training grounds edition
I'm glad teams are stepping their shit up with academies and training grounds and really can't wait for >ours.
>>64294565
>Soon
>>64294581
Still butthurt about the name but I'm not retracting my season tickets.
>>64294829
Why do you care abt the name?
>>64294565
>Using Toronto as a role model for anything.
>shiggydiggydo
>>64295012
They've got some pretty nice facilities and infrastructure
They just have shitty players
>US, Brazil, Argentina, and Mexico are the first pot in the draw for the 2016 CAC
I said this was going to happen months ago and people laughed me off
>>64295728
Not surprising. Host, #1 ranked team, and the 2 teams that will draw the most eyes.
Post the caps of you saying it months ago and people laughing you off.
>>64295909
Like I would have saved those
>>64295081
This is your future Atlanta United FC fags.
>>64294565
>soon
their training fields and this facility are right next to the stadium and most people walk by both to get to the stadium
>>64298586
thats pretty fire 100 senpai
>The US to play in Santa Clara, Chicago, and Philadelphia
FUCK YOU
I'M NOT CLOSE TO ANYONE OF THOSE CITIES
It was bad enough I would have to drive 8 hours to get to Orlando, but I'm not going to some non-US team play
>>64298896
I'd rather watch Argentina or Brasil 2bh
>>64293038
>FIFA World Rankings
>32. USA
>54. Norway
m8...
>>64301849
>>FIFA world rankings
lmao
>Wow Anon! You sure know a lot about MLS.
>You don't go on reddit?
>Don't tell me get your MLS news from that Cambodian school shooter website.
>>64301849
The fact the US is that high should tell you how shitty they are
>>64265731
So I wanna see what /mls/ general sees as potential candidates for MLS from Europe's Geriatrics Player's club as they near retirement.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic? Chicharito? Somebody Else?
I'm curious to see who MLS considers a potential candidate
>>64306970
>Chicharito
>Geriatric
>Zlatan
>MLS-Tier
If fucking Drogba can terrorize the league, Zlatan would be absolutely ridiculous
>>64306970
>Thinks Chicharito isn't a good player
Don't know if this is bait or if he's still mad about flopping out of CONCACAF
>>64306988
>MLS
>Hard
pick one and only one.
