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>>64260896
weak as shit desu senpai
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1st for dank memes
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FIRST FOR HOUSTON ALEXANDER IS FOR REAL!!!
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1st for the city of brazil
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>>64260896
Why would you do this
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Worst new thread of the week.
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>>64260911
to rub it in you goof
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>this OP

Hope you didn't sprain an ankle with all that effort, Susan.
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Why are brazilians such cheaters?
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>>64260920
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>>64260929
If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying
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>>64260877
I don't, but it wouldn't have hurt anyone's image if he comforted her right on the spot. It would have been cool as fuck. Instead it just looked very awkward how he sat there and the broad was breaking down in tears.
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>>64260933
bonus
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nth for the lads
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WHEN HOESAY'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS
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Let's get some memekicks webms here
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>TFW you're no longer wanted on the hype-train.
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Which fighter is literally free money this weekend?
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>>64260944

Please go back to tumblr
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>>64260949
Did they both land there? That's crazy. What a fight. I'm not sure if anyone can beat Ferguson at this point, him mugging Thomson in San Diego was incredible but that Barboza fight? Man. So good.
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>>64260968
she's literally not even more athletic than rose
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>>64260896
>Be Dutch
>Make a shit OP
>Walk down to the corner store stepping over and around the hundreds of Muslims in laying in the street on their prayer mats
>Arrive at corner store, the Moroccan shopkeep turns me away because the brand of chips I want are haram
>The loud sound of a prayer call pierces the air, heard across the entire city
>Walk home head down not making eye contact with anyone to avoid being mugged by unemployed foreigners that my 50% income taxes pay for
>Get on heem
>Struve is still a meme fighter
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>>64260970
RDA and JDS are both pretty obvious picks.
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>>64260968

At least she got a comfy Reebok hoodie.
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>>64260970
JDS
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>>64260972
Are you the guy who said it would be sexist if he hugged her right there? Because if yes the irony would be too strong.

Or maybe you're as socially awkward as Sage and you feel offended by this
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>>64260970
RDA
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>>64260970
overeem
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>>64260970
Oh, Dollaway too.
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>>64260968

delete this
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Kevin lee was -600
Gets BTFO
Bashed the UFC
Bashed Sage

When will he be cut?
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>>64260907
claujia is so kawaii
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>>64260996
Have you seen Undereem lately? He'll be super slick and full of mewvment now that he is a skinny nigger. Like JDS will think he is there but he is not there. Or he will think he is not there and then he is there. Like a ghost almost. State of zen like.

I wouldn't bet on that fite, m8
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>>64260999

No I'm not that guy, but you're saying he should have hugged her in front of the cameras just to satiate your "shipping" fantasies. What is wrong with you Brazil?
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>ywn be holding Luke's hand walking down the street
>ywn secretly want to rub his forearms up and down as a comfort thing but you can never tell him that because it would be weird and you need Luke to think you are a normie otherwise he might leave you

might as well heem myself now
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>>64260968
She should drop this fighter shit. She could literally make more money camming and not get her face rearranged
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>>64260970

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THIS FOUR OUNCE GLOVES
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>>64260968
What were you expecting lad?
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>>64260970
CB "Put your blow up" Dollaway
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>Holly totally destroyed the #1 golden girl
>Sage did relatively well but has shown holes in his fighting game
>thug Rose dominated and then finished the #2 golden girl
>Aldo failed to destroy Dana's golden boy

Who will be the one who slays the cash cow, /heem/? Is Frankie Edgar the answer to this riddle?
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>>64260978

I feel like fergusons win is still kind of bittersweet because the grounded kick to the head almost certainly effected barboza for the rest of the fight.
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>>64261034

Isn't it against sharia to be gay?
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How many more PPVs would Cerrone vs. Conor do than Edgar vs Conor?
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>>64261034

Sharia police alerted
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>>64261061
Dana is destined to stay out of suicide watch for awhile family
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46th for FOR SURE RDA is getting heemed in 1 punch thanks to no more roids.
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>>64261034
SHARIA
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>>64261072
I really liked the fact that BJM took a point away, he talked about that before.
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>>64261030
Nothing wrong with a fighter demonstrating support for another one in public, who's down in herluck. It would be a sweet moment of camaraderie, no sexual connotations ameribro.

But I guess in today's world it would be a sexist act, not to mention literal rape in public.
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>>64261077
>>64261082


Not if you pay your annual gayness license
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>>64261072
Yeah, that was pretty shitty. Reminded me of Ian Freeman vs. Frank Mir. BJM made the right call.
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The more I think about Michael Johnson vs Nate Diaz, the more I'm leaning towards Diaz.

>He has much better cardio than MJ
>Diaz has great subs
>MJ is susceptible to subs
>Diaz has slicker boxing

I can't tell if I'm onto something or I just really want him to win.

Thoughts?
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>>64261077
>>64261082
>>64261090
sharia law doesn't apply in Britain lads

>inb4 some fat brainwashed neckbeard pinning leaflets to lamp posts

in any event I would be walking along the beach in Santa Cruz
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>>64261114
I've been coming around to Nate the more I think about it. He's really good, people have just forgotten.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2mhfVjHIY4

poor rose, raped and beaten by her dad, dogs and patty barry are all she has in the world
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>>64261114
ISH you've submitted your picks already
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>wow guys Dana and the Fertittas hate Conor
best meme of recent times
Conor makes them a shitload of money, this is some WWE tier bullshit. Look forward to Dana McMahon vs Conor McLesnar in TUF, where they discuss who should be the face of the UFC.
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>>64261137
ISH? I don't think I have. I'm betting money on this card. When ever I bet I wait until after the weigh ins to place my picks.
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>>64261128
I've got the same feeling. The Maynard fight is my best reference point for this fight. Also the way he swarmed Cerrone/Gomi.

Nate can do this if only he has the motivation.
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>>64260968
>pretty girls
when will they learn?
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>>64261173
hilarious
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>>64261170
Maynard got literally executed
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>>64260968
do you have the webm of aldo crying?
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>Brazil
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>>64261263
You should have executed all of them to be honest
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>>64260968
>Dat shoulder mewvment
Dey don't sob like she sobs.
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>tfw just signed up for Fight Pass
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>>64261270
We had a shitty prince that fell in love with the colony and liberated it. Declared himself "Emperor of Brazil" and all, I shit you not.
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>>64261300
to fightography you go
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>>64261300
Wish they'd be better at uploading Fox events quicker :( They still don't have Dos Anjos vs Diaz and I really wanted to watch that.
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>>64261263
>Portugal
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>>64261300
"It's amazing"
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>>64261300
What benefits does a Fight Pass subscription have?
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>>64261369
Convenience, mostly.
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>>64261304
>tuga still mad that colonial Brazil cucked that semikebab peninsula

Members of the royal family are still here, there's an old guy who's the next in line if we ever go back to monarchy, he's cool as shit.
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>>64261381
Not mad, just disappointed that there was at the time one dumb fuck enamored with his own bullshit that fucked over his home country for some mongrel bunda.

>Brazil in sports
Ayy breh.
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>>64261156
Tbh I'd watch it
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>>64261369
>FIGHTING SOLVES EVERYTHING, YOU GOOF
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>>64261417
they were probably running away from degeneracy

Look at this, MMA related, Portugal's top athlete is a faggot:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3346048/Outrageous-rumour-Cristiano-Ronaldo-gay-relationship-kickboxer-friend-emerges-French-TV-panellist-suggests-cuddling-affect-star-pitch.html


>The bizarre story surfaced following pundit's comments on French TV
>The star footballer is pictured having 'cuddles' with kickboxer Badr Hari
>Ronaldo has dated a string of supermodels, including Russian Irina Shayk
>The Portuguese player is said to take regular trips to Morocco to visit Hari
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>>64261028
Let's go with Untereem instead
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>tfw no wrestling background
>tfw no growing up training and weight cutting to get me used to fighting
>tfw no ground game whatsoever
>tfw I would get heem'd by every herr
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>>64261462

Why
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>>64261369

I got it for the Fight Library. I love going back and watching older fights.
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>>64261471
As a play on Ubereem and how he's looking inferior these days
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>>64261453
when the fucking daily mail has "rumor" in its headline, you know it's shit.
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>>64261480
Under is a play on Over

His name is Overeem

Undereem just sounds better
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>>64261453
I'm honestly more impressed that he is friends with Hari. I never imagined it.

>Brazil falling for "funny" """""journalism""""""
Oh wow.
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>>64261511
I didn't even catch that
fuggen devilish tbt, I like it
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paige handled the loss better than baldo
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>>64261525
>:P
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>>64261488
I don't know, Cristiano Ronaldo is fruity as fuck and then he's taking the gayest pictures ever with Badr Hari

I guess they're training movement back and forth
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>>64261536
She was also involved in a (comparatively) low stakes fight compared to what Aldo had
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>>64261557
not really, aldo has already made it. paige winning would have solidified her career.
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Daily reminder that the UFC has peaked and it will only get worse and worse from here.
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>>64261381
>Orleans

Brazil is french clay
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Conor McGregor: requires x-ray of left wrist, if positive then must be cleared by doctor or no contest until 06/12
Luke Rockhold: requires x-ray of left foot/ankle, if positive then must be cleared by doctor or no contest until 06/12; minimum no contest until 01/12, no contact until 01/03
Chris Weidman: requires x-rays of both feet, if positive then must be cleared by doctor or no contest until 06/12; minimum no contest until 02/11, no contact until 01/27
Ronaldo Souza: Requires x-ray of left forearm, if positive then must be cleared by doctor or no contest until 06/12; minimum no contest until 01/12, no contact until 01/03
Urijah Faber: Requires MRI of left knee, x-rays of right ankle and left thumb, if positive then must be cleared by doctor or no contest until 06/12; minimum no contest until 01/27, no contact until 01/12

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/14/10151364/ufc-194-medical-suspensions-conor-mcgregor-lands-potential-six-month
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>>64261173
It looks like Ariel is interviewing Tyrion Lanisters stunt double
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>>64261570
She's only 20 years old, isn't she?

The situations are different, Aldo was trash talked a lot, and despite Conor being classy after fights, he probably feels like shit because he dashed into that KO, he's probably thiniking he should have been more careful, he feels like a fool after the result of the fight, and he knows the UFC won't give him a rematch.

But during his interview to brazilian TV, he looked recomposed as fuck. He was smiling and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATP5h6qmBZ0
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>>64260902
low energy thread
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>>64261625
lol are they going to talk about PEDs in the UFC and the IV ban?
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>>64261625
have they talked about Sheryl Crow? Joe mentioned being a big fan before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYiGA_rIls
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>>64261547
Man, is that >movement thing a codeword for gay?Do you think connor and ido are lovers brah?
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>>64261672
>not knowing the difference between movement and mewvment
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>>64261270
You speak like Brazilians are descendants of natives.
>>64261640
Well, it surprised me, he actually speaks fairly well for a fighter.
>>64261595
Once, Brazil was very close to being a french colony tho.
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>>64261689
Shit, I remember someone saying breakdancers could transition to MMA more successfully than anyone else. It was some high level coach.
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>>64261699
Firas Zahabi once said gymnasts on average would perform better at other sports/MMA than an athlete from any other sport, not sure about breakdancers though
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>>64261699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLyN7y1phQE

He's not exactly breakdancing, just checked out the video.

Ido Portal's stuff looks really McDojo material, but what do I know. Ido looks like the quintessential hippie
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Is there anyone as well raised, happy, content and well mannered in the whole of the UFC?

Hes only 19 yet hes so humble and kind. Never a bad word to say about anyone not even his opponent, great kid with loads of potential. Hope he wins all his next fights, he deserves it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipt6PMqxGuw
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>>64261738
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>>64261695
>implying south america would even have the fucking wheel were it not for humans invading the continent
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>fags actually thought Chad was going to get paid more after renegotiating his contract

Kek. He should hang it up. Conor took his chin and shattered it, and with no IVs he isn't going to have anymore brain fluid. He should have made a run at BW while he could have.
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>Be Brazilian
>Be so butt devestated you move Conor down the rankings
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>>64261738
better interview imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wbMwg5KnWU
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>>64261738
He seems like a nice kid with some dark stuff behind him.

Put him in a reality show ASAP
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>>64261767
nice find
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>>64261767
LOL wtffff
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>>64261738
>Is there anyone as well raised
>by a coke pushing narc

We should all be so lucky.
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>>64261783
His mom is an angel.
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>>64261767
>heem ranks the p4p.jpg
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>>64261767
At least he moved Aldo down as well. I'd love to hear him justify moving Conor down, though.
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>>64261767
This is one of the reason why p4p rankings will always be pure and utter horseshit.

>>64261795
Yeah, I know. I'd bang her too. Their whole family looks like its a sugar coated triple murder /suicide waiting to happen.
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>>64261800
>implying Rockhold wouldn't be top 3
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>Sage held the sub for a bit too long
>Sage also has this weirdness, blank stare

I wonder if we're going to witness some american version of Palhares? Two head cases, at least he didn't snap anything
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>>64261800
>gg ez

is probably what Conor said to Aldo after patting him on the back while doing his victory lap
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>>64261135
Holy shit that Tony Ferguson part dear god that was embarrassing and then Helwani says "uh thanks" can't even cheer for the dude anymore it's like when Phil Davis tried to do the cringey clothing critique shit Jesus help us
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>>64260920
Thought that was a Hug Tornado at first

If Barboza started adding that to his legs kicks he'd rack up so many fucking TKO wins off of murked legs
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Sage looks like hes restraining some very dark, macabre thoughts from surfacing on his conscious

Looks like a psychopath desu id be shit scared of going into the ring with this kid, that crazy fucking stare and those cold soulless blue eyes
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Who /Aljamain/ here?
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>>64261859

Tony Ferguson is a beast
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>>64261891
here

he looks like he was literally built to sling big black cock to hipster qts
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/heem/, do coaches get mad at fighters when the fighters do some different shit than what the coaches say during the round breaks? Last Sage fight they clearly told him to keep it standing but he went for a takedown and finished the fight, what about that?
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>>64261912
yes
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>>64261912
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450204783653.webm
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Wake up Jose
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>>64261938
is that Edmund?
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>>64261938
Based Edmond.
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>>64261938
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>>64261079
cerrone is a fucking autist coward. He will break extremely quickly mentally as soon as conor starts to lay it on him.
He loves the "he said nothing to me out back" meme. Yet he was practically perpetually crying when the mentally retarded nate diaz was drooling out some bitch insults, he has no impact as a draw except he is at 155. Conor is the draw no matter who
he faces
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>>64261912
Part of why MM is so good is because he does what his coach shouts at him without hesitation. Such a simple thing, yet it helps a lot.
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>>64261907
Yeah but he needs to cut out the wolf ticket fight hype shit

"You tell that bitch I'm here" then sliding down his glasses

I was a big fan but that was transparent
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>>64261640
The brohug must have helped. Thanks Chadlet
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>>64260953
combined IQ: over 100!
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>>64261988
Hey don't knock the bitch stuff you bitch
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>>64261988
What are you even mad about bro
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OK which one of you fuckers did this?
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>>64261253

i got you, senpai
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>>64262023
Looks a about right if you've ever trained a day in your life but I'd put Nick Diaz in Rory's place because Diaz fights hitters
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>>64262023
Looks like Christoffer Esping, m8
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>>64261800
Actual p4p list. (not power ranked)

1.Jon "Coke and Poke" Jones
2. Conor McGregor (exposed Jose as the fraud he was #mewment)
3. Luke Rockhold (ass fucked the man who stuck his dick in Anderson Silva, Machida and Vitors mouths)
4. Robbie Lawler (cUCked NCAA faggots Kos and Hendricks, just bled with Rory, Matt Brown, and will throw down with Condit. He's in the shark tank with people like Wonderboy, Tyron and others coming for him. He deserves this spot)
5. Werdum (Meme Velasquez and Fedor,his division isn't filled with that many munsters)
6. Obligatory muh sport Joe Rogan appellation - Mighty Mouse
7. Holly Holm
8. Dillishaw (BTFO original Dana White approved p4p Renan Barao)
9. Dominick Cruz (been out for a while, but originated mewment and BTFO alpha fails)


900. Chris Weidman
90000000. Joe Say Aldo
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>>64260968
at least she's getting a pityfuck from Sage
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>>64261859
>Holy shit that Tony Ferguson part dear god that was embarrassing
Yeah, it was.
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>we will never see TJ absolutely clown on Mcmemeor for 5 rounds before knocking his ass out cold
>Mcmemeor will run away to Lightweight before this can happen
;_;
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>>64262067
>Diaz fights

once ever 3 years

then he bitches that the fight was unfair and that he only will fight for big money

Nick Diaz is a meme fighter, throw him with Rory and he would get killed
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>>64262079
Sage is virgin and doesn't believe in sex.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2BVILWRT0

31:00

Holy kek, Jose btfo
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>>64262099

>TJ
>Heeming Conor

top cuck
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>>64261938
>WAAAAKEEE UUUUP!

Ok.
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>>64262099
TJ's own lateral mewvment may give Conor some fits, but it's a pretty safe bet that he won't knock him out. Dude's chin is Condit tier
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>>64262106
Makes sense. Males without a long-term partner have higher levels of testosterone.
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>>64261753
I don't even think a loss would make him lose that smile
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>>64262099

>Mcmemeor
>not Memegregor

you had one job
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>>64262099
Feels bad knowing McGregor would die making 135
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>>64262020
its been a rouh week man, my gf left me and a fox ate my cat and people keep making fox noises in my letterbox
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>>64262128
/HEEM/ confirmed for ultra high test then
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>>64262100
Sorry if the dude knows what he's worth

>Rory fights Robbie
>gets crippled
>Nick fights Robbie
>Richard Perez on that motherfucking chin

Who's the real champ
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>>64262099
Shut the fuck up you snek
One shot and you would crumble
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>>64262148
he was pretending bro
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>>64262143
ayy

it's true though

evolution is a dumb cunt goddess
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>>64262107
That's not news m8
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>>64262100
I think it would be wise not to talk shit, at least for a little while. Ok Bra71l?
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>>64261988
>cowboy isn't a draw

He has by far one of the largest followings among non-championship fighters
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>>64262126
>>64262113
>>64262148
implying Dillagoat's flowy mewvment isn't superior to Conor's static karate memement
implicating that Killagoat wouldn't wrasslerape Conor on the ground before putting him out of his misery late in the 5th
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>>64262181

Aldo last 13 seconds

TJ wouldn't last 10
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>>64262079

roidman doesn't do sex, bro
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TJ got dropped by Dodson
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>>64262199
>got dropped by a literal flyweight
kek
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>>64262177
>is on a fox sports card for a championship fight
nice try fagit
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>>64262145
>he knows what he's worth
More like he's afraid of being exposed by guys like Lombard, Rory and Woodley.

His last title shot was 100% a gift. Dude bitches all the time and the UFC gives him big money fights all the time. He has it way easier than most of the WW division.

Dunno, the guy just acts like a retard for how the UFC has given him great $$ fights, I think Nick Diaz's autistic fanbase likes to root for Diaz because they also smoke marijuana, and really think Nick is fighting the system, and similar pothead talk. The guy brings it, but he has only himself to blame for a lot of shit that happens to himself.

>>64262166
Sure thing, russia's cock ring
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>>64260920
Thanks m8
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>>64262181
little TJ is already broken
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>>64261605
>no contest until 06/12
>13 seconds
>Literally took one punch

kek
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>>64262100
Rory versus Nick would be hilarious. Rory would play with him like a cat plays with a half-eaten mouse.
Remember when GSP fought Koscheck and just kept jabbing his eye, like for 5 rounds. Maybe broke his orbital, I can't remember.
Well, GSP is nice.
Rory is...different.
He'd probably actually kill Nick; but drag it out just for fun.
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>>64262224
I'm glad we agree tranny fart porn colony.
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>>64261588

I thought the same thing when GSP left bruh
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>>64261173
he's sitting down right?
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>13 seconds
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>>64262237
>dat sage behind him
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>>64262250
nigga done save my pic yo

I'm getting my sister in law to paint this for me, she's got a really funky style as an artist and it's gonna be dope.

>>64262252
I was actually a bit surprised that he flipped off Aldo's section like this. For like, one second.
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>>64262250
Rory is nice too. Remember him memeing on BJ?
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>>64262237

>just found out santa is not real.jpg
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>>64261453
>badr hari

absolute scumbag, wouldnt be surprised if he was a cocoa shunter
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another question /heem/, why don't fighters ever drag out fights they know they're sure to win? like, they punch a guy and knock him down, why run to the finish like right away? they could just stand around doing cool shit for the crowd and wait for the other dude to get back up.. this would make a fighter a lot of fans
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>>64262177
Everyone knows Khabib would rag doll him and RDA for five rounds so it's hard to get hyped as if you were watching the best the division had to offer

>>64262224
Pfffftt yeah man Diaz has it easy. Sure thing bud. He's the only guy out there fighting the hitters. Motherfuckers want to AVOID FIGHTING when he's in the cage with them. Watch this Johnson dude just hold Nate because he knows he can't box with him.

If I was the "GOAT" and the dude I was fighting said come on let's go and laid down I'd fuck him up

Maybe the GOAT knows more about fighting than you
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>>64262277
this is dangerous, you could humiliate yourself if the guy knock you out
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Froakie Egger vs McGregor

Who wins?
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>>64262272
Hacran Dias was talking shit first, that was a reaction.
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>>64262107
lol
conor is just as juiced, m8
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>Mcgregor must have his left wrist x-rayed and cleared by a doctor or he will not be allowed to compete until June 12.
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>>64262023
now that's what I'm talking about

how could anyone not have Rockhold in the top 5 at minimum?
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>>64262023
>robbie lawler below gus davidson
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>>64262277
something similiar actually happend before and it killed the croud
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>>64262223
>let's put on a shitty PPV card a week after 194

RDA is the champ and isn't even as big a draw as cowboy. Having cowboy fight for the title in TV is a great idea, considering all his budwiser drinking redneck fans will tune into the card to watch him fight. This event is going to do great viewing numbers, mark my words
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>>64262100
Diaz would fuck Robbie or Rory if given the chance.
Octagon or no octagon.
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>>64262270
Our Godess and Savior Holly Holm was also in the audience. Also MM.
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>you'll never be a redneck living in texas getting a tan drinking budweiser riding horses all day while shooting mexishits
why even live
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>>64262295
the UFC
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>>64262023
>Gustafsson nr 9
honestly that is fucking ridiculous, as an mma voting panelist you have to be unbiased no mater what, that is not /heem/, he should be nr 1.
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>>64262272
he's flipping off tj dillashaw. he was behind aldo's corner in the direction conor is looking
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>>64262272
It's a fucking awesome pic,milkbag.
You had a great idea, and it came off great.
Thanks!
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>>64262099
im pretty sure there isnt a single fighter in the ufc mcgoober could beat without getting lucky
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>>64262224
He does know he's worth a lot. Apparently Cesar and Nick were shopping for a Bisping fight. Both guys agreeing to drop memes on one another. Bisping even had a video saying he accepted Nicks challenge. But then GSP left. Jones loved the Coco too much. After that happend he went with Anderson for the money fight. He's worth more now than ever. At least until Jon and others get gud
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>>64262099
I think what could be a problem for MG is TJ's gastank. Guy has no knockout power and his technique is dubious.
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>>64262291
you're having too much of the stockton 209 koolaid m8

Josh Thomson fucked Nate up. Not saying Michael Johnson will do the same but those guys aren't championship material.

Nick is smart for only calling big fights, he just wants a payday these days and doesn't want to make a title shot run with actual wins. Dude has been riding his hype of beating Daley 500 years ago and old Penn still. What was the last time he won a fight? Yeah I know someone is going to bitch about the Condit fight.

I would love to watch Nick vs Rory, I think Rory would slam him dead.
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>>64262335
fuck off you paki
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>be half potato
>have 4 fights aginst Brazilians and dominate
>lose to a pure breed with a staph infection
>lose to tko by a submission expert
>lose all rounds

Dare I say, bust?
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>>64262323
Pound for pound is supposed to mean if all fighters were the same size this guy or that guy would be best but Nick Diaz could kick Gustafsons fucking ass as it stands
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>>64261938
>tells fighter to wake up
>goes to sleep instead
Why don't Edmund's fighters ever listen to him?
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>>64262297
>>64262324

I totally thought he jumped up on Aldo's section there and was flipping them all off. It certainly doesn't look like he's flipping off one person, what with the double-deuce and waving them around like that.

>>64262329
Thanks brother. I'll post pics when it's done.
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>>64262335
your exploded knee theory held up really well pham
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>>64262352
>>lose all rounds

retard
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>>64262360
Edmund is a retard and a failure. I don't know why they stay with him, let alone fucking listen to him at all.
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>>64262350
its true

he got lucky aginst every fighter so far

edgar would ko him, dillashaw would beat him, so would cerrone, rda, khabib, ferguson, pfister

the list goes on
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at least cowboy gets to experience some decent weather
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>>64262352
>>lose all rounds

Not quite true. Debatable at least.
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>>64262360
kek
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>>64261912
I remember cornering a guy from my gym years ago, and he had a great lead high snap roundhouse (he was a bb in karate) and the guy he was fighting kept dropping his right hand, and I was screaming for him to high kick and he wouldnt, then he got taken down and mounted for the last 30 seconds of the round and I was screaming for him to bump, and he didnt do that either, so I asked him why he didnt kick high and he says "I thought you meant he was about to high kick me" and "I was waiting for him to get tired before bumping", some people's brain's just dont engage properly in there
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>>64262353
Maby but Conor would whop Nick Diaz ass
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>>64262349
PFFFFFTTTT dude Rory wouldn't sign that fight he values his life too much

Let's see Nick beat Anderson CLEANLY who I'm pretty sure is the fucking goat so what does that make Nick the Shepard or some shit seriously GSP, Anderson, Penn these dudes are all supposed to be the GOAT and Diaz is handling then so I guess he's the Shepard
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>>64262295
sage really needs a better haircut. hes a good looking cunt but that hair makes him look like some retard punk band singer from the turn of the century. not to mention that hes had the same damn hairstyle for like 18 years of his life
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>>64262277
The longer the fight lasts, the more likely you are to suffer some random injury.

Any punch that lands awkwardly could break your hand, any kick that lands awkwardly could break your foot, and then you're suddenly in a much different fight. And even if the injury doesn't affect your ability to win that given fight, it still puts you on the shelf until you heal up, gives you less time to train over the course of your career, and generally reduces your long term prospects.
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>>64262377
haha nice joke
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>>64262403

>Diaz is handling GSP

Do you mean getting his ass kicked by him?
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>>64262403
>Clean Anderson
I don't think my heart could stand to see what a clean 40 year old Anderson Silva would be like
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>>64262406
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
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>>64262416
>i'm a fan of GSP
>i just happen to be Canadian

I'm so glad that blanket is gone
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>>64262295
edgar in 11 seconds

mcgoober is the biggest fraud of all time
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>>64262428
its as broke as greece though
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>>64262023
>6. Chris Weidman (-5 change)
>Chris Weidman was his #1 p4p going into ufc 194
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>>64262406
Frosted tips aren't just some passing fad to him, man. They're a lifestyle. He's living that frosted tip life.
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>>64262295
I think Frankie is the worst matchup for McGregor:

>fast
>never gets tired
>decent standup
>some of the best wrestling of LW & FW
>used to fight guys bigger than him

>>64262319
Wrong, the UFC wouldn't like having Conor smothered for 5 rounds, and having Frankie who isn't a marketable fighter as a champ. This is why they wanna make Cowboy vs Conor instead.
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>>64262432
>mcgoober is the biggest fraud of all time
oh how short our mma memories (mmamories) are..
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>>64262416
Diaz always gets busted up but looked fresh as fuck after the fight and GSP was bleeding everywhere. the f stands for fighting in UFC

I don't know what judges want but Diaz won 3,4,5 easily if it's a FIGHT
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>>64262023
>5. Dominick Cruz NR

wut
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>>64262397
you actually took the time to write all that? FFS you're embarrassing us. Stick to the basics. Like so:
McGregor is literally. LITERALLY the GOAT of all time ever and will never be beaten ever again
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>>64262295
the fans lad
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>>64260953
fedora looks like he has cancer
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>>64262431
Yea who likes a fighter just because he comes from the same country as you?
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Will McGregor v Duffy for the belt be the biggest fight of all time?
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Who is the smartest UFC fighter? General IQ I mean, we all know who the man with the best Fight IQ is.
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>posters you want to leave
1. hue
2. potatopaki
3. gaybritpaki
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>>64262464
and here I thought autism was relatively rare over here
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