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anyone on?
>surprise guest artist
Bloody hell, Caan Berry absolutely ruined Geoff in his latest video!!
oi oi lids ;) whats all the banter? ;)
seriously though, i'm about 8k in the last 6 months or so but i did it through reckless betting, I basically was betting huge amounts on small odds, starting off with about 400 (which was profit) so i didn't mind if i lost and somehow got up to 8k but of course i've lost some on they way too (i was up like 15k at one point or so). thinking of settling down and doing it properly now, any advice?
>>64250405
Put it all on red.
>letting Steve Blake blow by you
IMAGINE
Anyone on MNF? Got on Gmen -1
>>64250358
Saw some Nicaraguan game on a stream once and they had a random half time show which was just some girls gyrating around a car and singing. Was arousing desu.
>>64250462
thanks lad, just did. it came up as black. what now?
>>64250477
on the same line. The giants would be 9-3 if the game ended 75 seconds sooner (that's kind of mind blowing). I believe Coughlin can turn it around, he's done it before.
Free money tbqh
>>64250619
holy shit, I really want to max bet that but I also can't handle a quarter of my roll tied up until the end of bowl season.
>>64250619
>>64250662
is bowl season a meme?
>>64250619
damn, max stake is only $100. Still, free $83 bucks
>>64250662
>>64250755
>>64250768
Game to go to double OT @ 2.2 is also likely
>>64250619
Which bookie is this?
>>64250917
Jewvada, the main american bookie
>>64250917
Bovada
>>64250852
combined score of over 100 is literally free money but only pays at -155
>>64250964
>>64250966
Which options does it give you to deposit?
>>64251102
just CC/debit. only open to americans afaik
>>64251134
Do they need any other verification besides ID/passport? Because I have one of those. :^)
>>64251165
Depends on how much you withdraw. Sometimes you need proof of address
>>64251165
>Do they need any other verification besides ID/passport? Because I have one of those. :^)
I don't even think they asked for that
>>64251196
Do they send you a cheque or is it straight into your bank account?
Saw Bovada with a massive fuck up on their site once and tried to exploit it but couldn't get anywhere with fooling the system in time and stopped looking into it but I'm sure someone before said they send you a cheque for withdrawals in which case having any non-US address to send the cheque to is immediately going to flag up on the system and fuck you over.
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing losses, even if it leads nowhere?
>>64251467
They send it to whatever the address of your credit card bill is, but you can have them directly deposit, have a check sent, or have it put towards your credit card bill
>>64251529
Don't they offer rapid transfer through western union or moneygram?
>>64251529
Ah cool, might be worth looking into then
based uruguaybro on point with the predictions as always, took hebraica -6.5, defensor -1.5 and larre +11.5, cheers
>>64251559
>>64251576
Ya they offer rapid transfer, but the max amount is $400 every week
A couple quid on St. Mary's -9 here in a bong. Wouldn't put more than a few on it
this is going to hit, right?
>>64250358
Holy shit its Katy Perry!
>Pistons were @6.5 at the end of the third
Should've hedged
>giants in charge of a basic handoff
thank god I hedged
So its impossible for an American to have a bet365 account right?
>>64252586
really?
kek
KEK
>land of the """free"""
>>64252586
I can make one for you mate.
>>64252477
clops never getting out of my blacklist at this pace lel, hope they make the play-offs for some more inevitable hilarity
>tfw wife's son turns 18 soon and I can get fresh accounts
feels good lads
>not betting on a tie in the Giants game @251
>>64252762
>18 year old "son"
Do explain.
>>64252797
She had him when she was 14. She is 32 now.
>>64252762
i literally have no idea what I'm going to get my fiancee's son for Christmas
>>64252815
Pretty much my reaction right here.
>>64252837
Didn't know we had 30+ year olds around here.
>>64252843
Get him a gold pass for 4chan.
>>64252884
>not knowing /sp/ memes
cmon m8
>>64252884
you really are a freshcunt arent you
>>64252815
H-how old are you?
>>64252908
>>64252913
Have never seen this meme inside of /bet/ tbqf.
>>64252926
not him but this is me and my fiancee's son
I'm 27
>>64252477
what do you think in overtime now? can they ride momentum from overcoming the deficit?
>>64252737
honestly the atlanta hawks are on almost on the same tier as them imo, funnily enough they shit the bed at home vs pistons
>>64252981
Knowing my luck, probably not, considering I got the same thing from the Blunder last night
>>64252884
>Didn't know we had 30+ year olds around here
only a year and a half away. shit sucks famuly
>>64253027
Are you a NEET?
>>64253025
let's hope they make the basket now with detroit missing their shot with meme fouls and a missed heave to cover
denver-houston over looking p good now as well
>>64253380
Doesn't get more comfortable than that
>>64253479
>tfw got on -2 instead of -1.5
>all that anus clenching for nothing
I can only blame myself
>>64253203
no, I have a decent job. Make about 60 grand, not a ton but being single it's more than enough.
I live with somebody else (pay them rent) but I don't have to. I just travel full time for work so I'm maybe home 10-12 days a month anyway, doesn't make sense to pay for my own place.
>being too big a bitch to get on o50.5 in MNF
welp
>>64253666
Sounds like a pretty neat setup tbf.
>>64253825
>Got on Landry anytime instead of Beckham anytime.
Just end me.
God Houston is bad on defense
>>64253904
Was only 1.5 here. Didn't some guy get it at 2/1 or was the first td?
>>64254064
First TD was @5. Anytime @1.6. Though just like Gronkowski it hits 9 times out of 10.
>getting a technical for throwing a shoe off the court
lel
>>64254155
Did you see the thing where they showed Beckhams stats through 25 games? Dude is going to be better than Rice if he doesn't get injured
>>64254227
kek what game?
>>64254227
Nope, but I happily believe it. Speaking of Rice that slant turned TD was classic Rice.
>>64254343
+2 more TDs
what do you guys think about there being a shutout in a bowl game @ 3.5?
>>64254423
Ridiculous stats desu. And that's without Cruz taking any pressure off him.
Also annoyed by how good a game Landry is having without a TD.
>>64254491
>tfw met Landry and Beckham because they lived on the same floor as my m8s
Also both of Ameribets NBA bets came in, thanks lad
>Cal Poly up 27
M-meant for you all to go large
>>64254567
St. Mary's up 27*
>>64254567
>>64254586
It's ok, made a medium off your tip on the pacers unders
>Missing a wide open Landry
Sickening. Just isn't meant to be.
According to Bovada live betting the game has ended 31-24. It hasn't even hit 2 minute warning yet on my television. Is my feed really delayed by like 5 minutes or is Bovada run by incompetent latvian retards?
>St Mary's set a new school record with 18 3's made
neat
>>64254850
At the 2 minute warning right now kek. Guess the trader just wants to beat traffic.
>>64254850
The latter. They do this for NBA often too
>>64254850
Sometimes bovada's live client fucks up. If you can place any bets that are sure winners, do it and hope they don't void them
Game over. Never placing a dime on a Tannehill led team ever again. Obvious case of peaking too early in life.
>>64254939
He's got a nice wife tbf
are you guys betting on epl this season? results look crazy af
>>64254879
>Sometimes bovada's live client fucks up. If you can place any bets that are sure winners, do it and hope they don't void them
I made like $150 on that one time during a peak rush. You might even have been the one that tipped it. Soccer game off by like 10 minutes where goals were being scored. They took down a ton of live games after that and haven't carried that volume since that weekend.
>>64254850
They always stop live betting when it gets that close to the end.
>>64254997
Still predictable if you pick the right games
On these Bovada CFB bowl season prop bets - do they pay out immediately if one hits or do you have to wait for every bowl game to play out before they pay you?
>>64255074
lol
Up inconceivable amounts today. Just withdrew $300 for new headphones
>>64255153
fuck off you bubble gum babby bitch.
>>64255170
Rude
In play u199.5 in the Portland game
>>64255242
>tfw got on u200.5 @ 1.87 and it drops to 199.5 immediately after
>>64255286
>tfw it's now 203.5
>>64255292
yep. And my league pass isn't working do to "technical difficulties" (this shit cost 200 dollars and never works) so I can't even watch my failure. Sweet.
>>64255320
I got you senpai
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/basketball/new-orleans-pelicans-vs-portland-blazers-live-stream-december-15
>Euan shitposting as anon edition
Nope. Exams after Xmas, skedge tez most days till then so I'm taking a break. Will only be on betting sites and /bet/ at times the games are good.
Reminder Christmas parties are a good chance to meet females (or males if that is your thing) and have sex. please try it some time lads.
>>64255356
thanks senpai.
>from the NW so kind of like portland but lillard really has to hit the 3 there COME ON
Getting a bit hyped for the new Star Wars lads.
>>64255165
>$300 headphones
Please tell me you aren't falling for the beats meme
>>64255421
got my tickets already for the midnight showing. flying home thursday so I can watch it at home and have friday off. $150 on "may the force be with you to be said." Weed edibles ready. \
Unbelievably fucking hype.
>>64255460
I actually enjoy good quality sound, so no.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00M1NEUKK?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00
>>64255533
good lad. I have the non-noise canceling blue tooth ones and they are great
miss one miss one miss one miss one
so lads im selling my wiiu for $200 and im gonna throw it all in my bankroll
thoughts?
>>64255840
+ev
>Euan gone from last thread
>thread reaches over 100 posters
Imagine what happens when he doesn't shit post as anon
lads, lads, lads. How many more winning tips do i have to post before one of you starts tailing me?
Is there a reason I shouldn't special stake liquid to win cyber arena @ 5.5?
>>64252978
memeswell pls leave
>>64256116
What the fuck is that
>>64256308
2spooky4me
>>64256116
Jaja is that your be in drag?
What is THE bet for Tuesday?
>>64256761
u0.5 FH QPR v Brighton
>2nd time in a week a brit has forgotten the subject
Brits should get banned for fucking up new threads.
>game of lawn bowls is on bet365
favourite sport recently to watch. It is so suspenseful watching the bowls go down the pitch.
RTZ standing in for Digital Chaos. Just a thought for you shrewdies.
>>64257624
and this means what exactly?
based desu
FYI, Mitra Kukar are going to win.
>>64257680
yeah maybe
>not having semen padang -0.25 1H @ 2.50
kek
>not getting on big gregory harlow to win 2-0 at $3.75
>metaknight has become the shrewdest of us all
>betting on dogs and winning
degenerate never felt so good
>odell to score anytime @ 2/1
Thanks William hill
Thanks anon who posted it
>>64257180
>brightons top of the table
>averaging o2.5 over last 5
>qpr mid-table
>averaging literally 1 goal/game over last 5
wouldnt touch it desu
Where can i find daily bankers? I cant find anything on twitter for free
>>64258479
Yeah I can imagine you don't see many bankers there with that unemployment rate :-)
there is plenty of sites which have betting previews/analysis, it can be a good idea to sometimes get an alternative viewpoint, or show you a bet you might not have noticed yourself. if you want to be spoonfed bad tips for accumulators then those sites are the place for you though
>>64258518
Best poster atm tbqh
Need a MetaKnight tip like AIR
>>64258586
PLEASE tell me this is a meme
>>64258637
MetaKnight is the shrewdest trip in /bet/
Up utter sums from his tips yesterday
>>64258648
i followed his fucking e-sports "tips" and went dac
had to go back to my own system to re-gain tbqhwyf
Derby to win tonight?
>>64258859
Yeah
>>64258870
Any other championship match worth taking?
>>64258875
Ipswich
skopje b surreal drift, hundred thousand twitchers clicking in unison, two steps ahead as always
>>64258917
KEK
>>64258917
Le bet on every game man
I-I'll wait for the second half then
>>64258990
this is my first bet in about 10 hours lid, caught the -1.25 and -0.25 while home sw was @1.50 and went down below 1.2
>implying that's not +ev
missed penalties happen m8, can't always have it your way
>>64258984
>>64258990
(Yous)
>>64259010
Hilarious this game, two missed penalties and then finally they score in minute 9 of overtime kek.
>B-b-b-but the game is not fixed
>>64259010
>8 minutes added
Ref not letting it get to HT without a goal
>African warriors vs Black leopards
WTB on african warriors?
>>64259129
>not Moroka Swallows
>wake up at 5:30 for class
>email says campus is closed until 10 due to weather conditions
JUST
For the love of fuck, why do they always score within seconds of me cashing out thinking there's no hope left and I'd better just cut my losses?
Every single day. Within fucking seconds of me hitting the button.
And when I hold my nerve, sure that the goal will come, it never does. I literally, L I T E R A L L Y cannot win a bet. I just don't have it in me, I'm cursed. I'll bet on Bayern to beat that nobody team they're playing in the cup later, the nobodies will win by three goals.
I'll bet on there to be at least one goal in a match, one single miserable shitty fucking goal. It'll end 0-0.
How do I lift the curse lads?
>>64259213
>within seconds of me cashing out
You're betting with the wrong mentality firstly. What have you been betting on?
Betaknight unreal.
>>64259203
What's the weather like? I skipped lectures today because it looked like silent hill outside
You know le doto man's always worth a punt.
>>64259297
Not horrible
>inb4 my phone posts this sideways
IMAGINE going LARGE on a stupid rball bet because there's nothing decent on the skedge and then losing that bet. Need DACemeber to be done with desu
>>64259616
What did you get on?
>>64259616
I know this feeling too well tbqh
>>64259655
Ross County u20 +0.25 FH
Imagine having a light outage in the 15 minutes that there is a fix. Stupid third world countries. ;_;
>>64259690
was it the skopje B match? just noticed they paid out the HT bet and fully voided the -1.25
>365
>not shitting their pants over le macedonian fix
pick one
>>64259690
lighten up, there'll always be more fixes to get on
>>64259717
>>64259711
Yeah they pulled it as soon as it was blatantly obvious it was fixed so didn't leave any chance to get on
>>64259711
Iraklis o1.5
>>64259717
Haven't had a bet all day man. Twitching.
>betting suspended across the board on the Tver Tyumen game
>>64259711
>>64259733
Please have sex. Nobody is fixing a match that is only carried on 365.
>>64259741
yep, missed that one too as none of the bookies I have carried it anyway (b365 didnt carry any or the two matches)
I was watching and saw the lumps on bf.
let's see what ergotelis has in store for us tomorrow... hope they carry that one.
BTTS in the Turkish cup match. Eskisehirspor have been outplayed since they scored in the opening minutes
>>64259776
Did I say it was only carried by 365? No. So pipe down sunshine
>>64259798
It wasn't in Asia or BF so where were they fixing you melt? Please stick to your plumbing apprenticeship you clueless little slug.
>>64259782
>1 shot on target
>expecting this team to find it again
pls
>>64259806
*joiner apprenticeship
>>64259806
>10 minutes added in the first half after two missed penalties
>365 pulls it
>b-but it's not in asia so it is obviously a completely legit match
expand your horizons you slug, i bet you don't even have accounts on slavic bubblegums
>>64259902
>le lotto addict man
zzzzzzz pmsl at you trying to hand out betting advice, go back to your slum you seething little gypsy.
>>64259902
>missing the actual fix
Tears!
Missing Retards tbqhf.
>>64259947
>trying to imply i wasn't on -0.25 HT before greasy rball slavers smacked the SW to 1.15
>>64259920
how much you down this month lid?
>>64259999
he's talking about iraklis i think
nice quads
>>64259999
The actual fix was Iraklis you tool
>>64260016
>the fixed match i was one was fixed and the one i wasn't on wasn't
calm down
yep i missed the iraklis match, only made that skopje bet today tbqh, making progress. wasn't home much so probably would have bet more otherwise.
iraklis match paid out normally? i imagine the anti-corruption organization looks more for 2/1s than overs fixes
>>64260069
50k on BF alone and a lot more in Asia, yep I guess the 90 minute goal was just a coincidence pmsl. I bet those Skopje players are up so much with their 2/3 x 200 EUR lays on 365. Please stop embarrassing yourself.
>>64260190
PLEASE have sex you absolute freak.
>>64260203
Please get a life you perma-DAC dullard.
>>64259809
Ended with 2 shots on target ;)
>>64260210
Just cause I'm bored of you shitting up the thread every day for over a year doesn't mean in DAC. Download tinder or something its not hard to use. Would be better for all of us.
>>64260232
>Just cause I'm bored of you shitting up the thread every day for over a year
>thinking there is only one other Brit anon on this board but you
zzzzzzzzzzz please get a grip and stop being such a wetwipe, sorry that the whole thread isn't people spoonfeeding slugs like you.
>>64260254
But I don't think that. I can just tell who you are by your posting style and phrases you use 90% of the time.
>>64260338
Pmsl please give me the lottery numbers for this week, oh oracle. Absolute wanker.
Every time
>>64260448
i don't get it
>>64260375
Please have sex you fucking manchild.
Whatdya reckon lads?
>>64260502
They have Gaziantepspor SW @ both 2.05 and 2.15
>>64260523
Sickening amounts, lids, like air, lost my head
Did I get it right?
>>64260561
Could use some seething, a little penny punting, and a dash of student slug
>>64251604
I was covering one of those matches so I couldn't get cool handis on the other two
How you coping today Slovakia?
Not much to bet on must he hell for an addict like you.
>>64260608
too bad, sucks not to reap the fruits of your own labour. was pretty comfy throughout, don't think the lines were better for more than 30 seconds total after i made the bets
what is it you do again? are you a rball guy or some local commentator/writer/whatever? too lazy to check archives to be honest
>tfw metaknight hasn't posted for 8 hours
I miss him ;_;
Athletico
Chelshit
Man utd
@ 2.24
should i put sickening amounts on this?
>>64260919
>Chelshit
>Man utd
Not unless you want to lose sickening amounts
>>64260847
not too bad, up from skopje b and manama u19, missed pre-staked o3.5 in the goa match by a goal and need one more in pre-staked al baqaa match
not much on but i'm coping
>>64260931
i keep biting on tasty odds for both of them but so far whenever i bet on chelshit they won.
Tell me why I shouldn't bankroll inter baku?
posted earlier in this thread but didn't get any real advice
> i'm about 8k in the last 6 months or so but i did it through reckless betting, I basically was betting huge amounts on small odds, starting off with about 400 (which was profit) so i didn't mind if i lost and somehow got up to 8k but of course i've lost some on they way too (i was up like 15k at one point or so). thinking of settling down and doing it properly now, any advice?
>>64260957
Because I'm on them and I'm well over >due
>>64260959
>>64260957
Also on then
>>64260976
thanks senpai, should i just hang out here to find value in the unknown games? what kind of research do you guys tend to do?
>>64261018
i am really not sure lads, surely the polarised forms of both teams are the reason we're getting 1.90 but will most likely pass
anyone here has been watching the stream for a while? are they being clinical and just unlucky not to score?
You have 2.5 seconds to explain to me why you haven't got sickening sums on 0-0 half time correct score in QPR v Brighton
>>64261031
>>64261018
I'd also add sites like rballdb or totalcorner
>>64261031
>>64261067
cheers fellas, you reckon a bankroll of about 2k is a good way to start off? Also I presume most people are using bet365 here.
>wasnt on st andrews halftime
Why is there no line up for the Texans@Colts game yet?
lads lads lads
austrian friendly in 10 bings (:
>>64261087
Bet365 is great since it has a lot of obscure games but I'd recommend using multiple bookmakers that way you can get the best odds for each bet
2k is more than enough, I started with 500
>>64261058
Well, I
Shit, too late.
>>64261113
wtb lid?
>>64261087
2k is more than enough to start. I started with like £200 lel.
365 is main bookie for most but it is good to have accounts + some money in other places too cause 365 dont carry everything always and other bookies are sometimes slower to catch on to stuff than 365.
>>64261113
plz no early goals
>that NEC price
No thanks
>>64261100
Probably waiting for the news on whether Hasselbeck is playing on not. They'd be favorites if he is.
>>64261151
Want to get on BTTS no @1.83, but...
>Dutch Defending
>>64261155
unders looks WORLD desu
Hasselbeck has looked shit last two games and Texans will play Yates most likely
>>64261113
willhill has the favorites completely reversed
i don't know much about arbing but was that a dece arb opportunity? you could get 2.63 or slightly more on the home team while the willhill had them 2.20-4.0-2.65 i think
>>64261133
just noticed it so haven't really found much yet, will try to get team sheets but i'll be happy with someone covering it on the team's twitter
>>64261185
Will probably get on NEC when the HT score is inevitably 0-0
>>64261206
You'd need a DC at better than evens since draw still a possibility
NEC first goal before 20 min @2.75
>Already a goal
JUST
>>64261139
TOP TOP KEK
the match started like 7 minutes earlier than 365 had it scheduled but it only appeared now, already with an early goal
btts no smashed into 1.66
HHC pls score.
>>64261216
Will get on -1.5 if it shows up. NEC should win this 3-0 minimum desu.
>>64261245
JUST
U
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T
>>64261032
Nothing really happend there in FH, M8
Just passing around :)
FATIGUE will beat them, on Inter Baku -0.5 Handi
>>64261266
>>64261242
be honest, did you already smack the over 4.25 because you are shit-scared of more early goals?
>>64261273
A-altitude?
>>64261275
No but I just took NEC goal before 30mins in anger :^)
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>>64261275
i'm glad i did lel
>suspended before i could get the o3 fh after the 2nd
365 in full damage control shaking here, almost got it in after they unsuspended but they did it again the absolute madmen
>>64261289
FATIGUE :D
BAKU HOLD NOW
>>64260190
in tomorrows greek cup:
ergotelis panionios draw is now @2.25 at opap (greek ex-state bookie). No odds given by any other bookies
Same goes for Kassiopi(Kerkyra)-Panathinaikos.
>>64261326
james mckeown
>>64261326
Finnie
>>64261324
whats the bet now m8
