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>UCD Waves edition
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Want DACember to end desu
Can someone get me the number of Kerwin?
I need a big bass haha!
>time wasting by the corner flag with 20 minutes left and a 3-1 aggregate lead
lel
third for nutty putty cave
>>64219615
back to PGA you go
>get on mexico slags u20 -2 @1.95
>5 minutes later same line @1.65
hope it's not macks, i'm not in the mood for a tragic 90 minute loss
>>64219668
>>64219774
>>64219774
I have never been in PGA. I just like memes.
J West = Batman
Mackers = The Joker
Rossy = Bane
Euan = Robin
BT = Alfred
who else is there?
>>64219784
I don't understand how he fell back down into the hole from being pulled to horizontal
canada u20 women playing trinidad again, anyone checked the team sheets? im surely we remember the last game where canada scored just 2 despite having 19 shots on target, surely they can't get so lucky again right?
>you will never feel the warm embrace of a female.
>>64220102
>Open 365
>1-0 already
triggered.
>>64220102
Its first team women not U20
>>64220239
damnit my bad, could have sworn i saw u20, might be getting double vision cause of the mexico u20 right below
>>64219956
I think the cables snapped IIRC
>>64220232
damn, 2nd goal disallowed, extremely tempted to get on
wtb lids?
>>64220358
Mackers is on the + for what it's worth.
>>64220537
LARGE on minus
Hello, Braga goal when?
>>64220537
haha, just saw the odds on -3.5 ah on mara(technically -4.5 there) go from 1.70 to 2.05 in about 30 seconds bit by bit thanks to mack's army of slugs, got on medium at evens
where should I stream my suicide
>>64220564
surreal
m-maybe mackers was right on the canada slags
Should be Seahawks edition t b h family.
You know he's always worth a punt
wow ucd waves i remember that from when i used to post regularly. Just popping in to warn people that gambling is a horrible vice even if you're winning, try improving your actual life instead of chasing fixes
I shall have men, nutters from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers, ready to chop your tarty fucking legs off!
>>64219487
>tfw made around 15k from that game while drunk
>risked losing a ton of student loans, rent money etc
>now only bet fivers and tenners and basically break even in the long run
no way that I'm gambling that win away unless something similar pops up at anytime, by far the biggest win I've ever had
>>64221600
Course you did
>>64221671
you missed t, didn't you? Sorry to hear that
I probably made about 50 posts int hat thread celebrating
>>64221779
I didn't miss it no, I'm the OP too. Just wondering why you decided to post that fictional story.
Northwestern -24 here in an hour and a half in college basketball.
>canada and mexico slags 2nd goals at the same time
O X Y G E N
For the last couple of weeks I've been mostly betting on draws; some single, some doubles. I've, so far, found that betting on draws is much more profitable than it may seem. Because of the fact that most people don't like to bet on draws, the lowest odd you'll see for a draw between any two teams is 3.00, with a good number of 3.50s out there.
The Logic
Let's say you bet on 2 draws, each a single, and stake 5 units for each. If all lose, you just lost 10 units. Now, if you win on your 3rd try, you make 15 units of which 10 are profit. This means that you can break even with a win ratio of %33. This is not too hard to achieve. For every 2 single draw bets you lose, you just have to win 1 to break even. Now, hit a couple of singles and doubles here and there and you're easily in profit.
>>64222391
Genius
>>64222391
Any particular games you look at? Evenly matched teams or teams from countries that a shit for scoring like Egypt and Greece, staying away from high scoring dutch games and the like?
Or do you just bet on a draw on every game there is and hope for the best?
>>64222391
Why not bet on Correct Scores that are @20 and above then you only need a 5% win rate to profit.
>>64222391
except 99% of leagues have less than 33% draw occurance
LOLOLOLOLOL
>>64222728
fucking mackers
TEARS
>pissing away 12k
IMAGINE
>>64222982
>>64222728
Hilarious that Bolivia is mackers new thing. Muh asian limits. He must have lost an utter fucking cunt on that league overall because he never ever seems to win bets in it.
>>64223005
More than that, rebacked seconds before the goal pmsl.
Was this an >altitude bet?
>>64222753
It's not easy, but I wouldn't say it's very hard. If someone can't hit 33% win ratio on single bets, they probably shouldn't be betting.
>>64223110
Ironically enough not. Mackers just seems to think he's a specialist on the league.
#pray4canada for more mackers meltdowns,not looking likely but anything is possible when mack's on the track
>flamengo u20 scores 2nd goal from 2nd shot 2 minutes into the 2nd half, after about 20 minutes of no shots at all when im on unders
pottery
How do you become a commentator on a betting site?
>bolivia is different, a lot of value
How come he's not taking it?
>>64220537
was he on +3.5 from 1-0 or from 0-0?
>Canada 3-0
ohboy
>>64223307
>lost 30 in a row
>bolivia is value
pmsl
4444444444444444
Start sweating Mackers
>>64223329
444444
where is dominicanon with the info i need to know this>>64223324
>>64223376
James Mckeown I'm on from 0-0 and 1-0... I'm on all type of + and unders.
James Mckeown I can't see 6-0. Just rebacked u5 goalline.
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>>64223324
>>64223376
From 1-0.
Getting on just for shit and giggles.
>>64223402
put a tenner on -0.25 right before the injury grrr so much value missed
i'm on greenbay hoppers clean sheet-no and small on SAP +1.5, already had a goal disallowed and are one of the more offensive sides, greenbay do have the best defense but i don't see them keeping a clean sheet with the chances they are conceding
o1.5 in the chilean game. large ass steak
>>64223701
How about Catolica 2-0?
>>64223701
Can't argue with that. #on
any infos about oriente petroleiro?
Lads, lads, lads. Let's be honest, is anyone following my tips? I'd like to know my tips are doing someone in the world some good.
>>64223770
I dunno man, im sticking with overs
Fnatic @ 1.61 a bet. dont see them losing this final, they usually steamroll in cobblestone
>>64221224
lol faggot
>>64224008
Can't understand how that goal in the first half was ruled offside
>>64224079
>Non-metaKnight doto tips
Not even once.
>>64224128
CS:GO
south american commentator shoutout tears
>>64224113
i feel like refs in sa rule goals offside when they feel like it every once ina while
>>64223906
>>64224128
i'm almost 100% sure you're the same person
>>64224155
context? that sentence makes 0 sense
>>64224155
o i am laffin
lel that flamengo u20 game is an absolute JUST for unders, 2nd and 3rd goals came after 20+ min periods of no shots and both were from the respective team's second shot on goal
ayyy chile plz
>>64224305
4chan bidding dackers m8
whats not to understand?
can someone explain to me the logic behind that 2 point conversion attempt by oakland? Is this shit rigged again in denver?
>>64224651
what was the score at the time?
>the Oakland False Starters
>>64224651
Kicker was injured apparently.
>>64224651
Supposedly the Raiders long snapper is injured so they didn't want to risk a bad snap.
anyone got a stream for oklahoma city today?
thanks catolica,
CATOLICA
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>Coral still having the Pariots on a -3.5
Top kek.
Petrolero up 2-0 and still @1.14
What a score!
LE LOSE A MAN SCORE A GOAL CONTINENT
>>64225210
Le go down a man and score continent
Geoff seething
>>64225251
>implying tax dodging makes you a bad person
Why don't SA teams just start 10 men each game?
>>64225495
dont think thats allowed unless you don't have enough players
>>64225495
That would be like asking Yaya Toure to start off with a dead sibling
It's the act of losing a player that galvanises the team
>goal line at 2 after 10 mins
cheers Mackoon
>feeling like you under-staked the Packers -6.5 with a large stake
thanks fnatic
hope you guys played
>bovada has US slags DC at the same price as DNB
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>64226247
what is DC at?
>>64226343
1.02
>>64223676
hope someone got on, nothing like coming back to 5/5 was also on catolica sw and o12.5 corners and btts in the other jamaican game
>>64226505
tonight turned out great
can't believe SAP is still on a plus despite being the better team today and down 1-2, what kind of trader doesn't know the antigua and barbuda premier division by heart?
1.61 on 365 for muh cheeky tenner
>>64222086
looking good lid
pretty shitty skedge though literally nothing untill noon, unless there's some obscure games that 365 isn't carrying? probably not since it's monday
might just end it
Why hasnt Euan posted today?
>>64227334
zzz euan stop this
>>64227334
Concussion and a fractured jaw m8
>>64227384
chin testing has gone too far
Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket 13m13 minutes ago
RESULT: NEW ZEALAND WIN BY 122 RUNS and go 1 up in this 2 test series #NZvSL
>>64227384
Someone finally test his chin? Good on them
>tfw someone is going around hunting down all the trips
>BT
>J West
>now Euan
>>64227400
Euan confirmed for having a weaker chin than Aldo
>>64227458
ebin
Missed king kurt's last 3 tips which i'm not too happy about
ameribets and amerislags equally surreal
>>64227520
So is it confirmed it was Euan doing the Kurt Drago shitposting?
It has stopped while he has been posting less the last few days.
See you on the other side lads
>>64227473
>post an obscure bet
>it's a train, everyone getting on and re-backing staggering sums being made
>one angry britanon arrives late and goes large on the minutes
>he fumes and seeths as no goals fall after his bet
>finds out your adress and murders you
>>64227704
>tfw Mark didnt actually die he is just murdering /bet/ one by one
In play OKC Thunder -1.5
>>64227868
on bovada? I don't see this at all
>>64227942
It was a couple seconds before I posted, but they usually change lines after each possession
>>64227868
was it really -1.5 2 minutes ago? good call if so
also
>rball guy counted usa u20 as a canada goal when im on usa 1-0 cs
sweat
>>64227942
>>64228005
Was +3.5 at HT but I was too much of a babyback bitch to pull the trigger
>>64228181
>that brit claiming you can tip in play NBA
thanks for the attempt though
>>64228005
>>64228293
It's not looking good anyhow. Oh well, would've done it again in a heartbeat
haha what the fuck, 2 goals against 2 different USA teams that played around the same time, 2 goals that were disallowed that would fuck my bets
WHAT THE FUCK
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>64228891
you're on fire these days
>>64228891
>>64228933
this will get confusing
STEWY CAVE
s t u a r t c a v e
>>64228947
Was thinking the same thing. Had to double check the flags
>>64228933
oh fuck
>>64229101
Is this real?
>>64229204
Who knows. Idk how long that's been saved on my computer
>>64229204
r u retarded
Need OT in the OKC game like AIR
mfw someone tells me they bet on aldo last night
>>64225276
this fucking clown can't even use there/their/they're correctly but inbred brits slob his knob hard. s m h f a m i l y
>>64229379
>betting on right handers when a lefty is fighting
>>64229379
Congrats on ur Oakland-Redskins accy winning(:
>>64229397
Pretty sure 90% of PGA never got further than a plumber apprenticeship.
>>64229379
Quickest tenner I ever lost.
Need screencaps of the American who had $1000 on the Panthers Broncos ML yesteday
>>64229472
ya...i only won like 1/2 the amount because i cashed out LOL
>>64229494
love it when annoying slugs get squashed
also usa had a disallowed goal too, i'm alright with that one full win and one half win anyway
>>64229679
>BetaKnight
Found it.
>>64229755
>losing $500 is entertaining
>>64229777
Nice trips lid
anyone on the mexico final match? pretty interesting as pumas lost first match 0-3 and are on a +, will wait a bit, perhaps a small stake on the minus if they start well
>>64229708
>metaGod
I think I'm going to quit my other job guys, fuck real life. why not just live in fantasy land betting on ufc and doto and making 6 figs?
>>64229842
i'm on pumas race to 7 corners @3.25, already have one and pretty decent value imo, it's a final so i expect tigres to defend and take no chances
Ross Greig at Golden Nugget Las Vegas.
December 11 at 7:49pm · Las Vegas, NV, United States ·
.Playing carids
>implying sending off - yes in a mexican final with the home team down by 3 and a yellow in the first 15 minutes @3.10 isn't +ev
>implying beaners aren't hotheads
>tfw ill be dead within 6 months according to the doctor
>tfw you priced out all your goals
>you have a number to reach
>your projections say you can get there by May 2016
>if you keep going the way you have and don't change a thing
is...is this it lads? Can I do it?
>>64230211
What's wrong m8?
>>64230102
Link to this?
I need his twitter/FB like AIR
>>64229777
>>64229815
>>64230446
kek
>>64230446
what have you done
>>64230446
lmao this is great
>>64230446
saved, made it my background, sent it in my christmas cards
>>64230580
You are posting some images that are really making me think tonight m8
>>64230626
I've got a lot more if you want them. Don't remember if I ever posted this set to /bet/
>>64230580
pumas absolutely surreal cannot even spake, sorry for not posting here about getting on fh 0ah but i saw more value in the corner bets, got pretty lucky here tbqh
>>64230580
wtf guys. they make extension poles for that
>>64230805
Was on pumas first to score and small on out right win. I think they'll score one more.
>>64230851
yeah i re-backed the +0.25 at evens, hopefully tigres won't be looking for that away goal that much
>>64230988
Well since they're up 3-1 on aggregate now if they score it's basically over. I wonder if Pumas will over commit and get run over by the counter
Clippers -1.5 and o208.5 in the Denver game tomorrow for the NBA
>>64231016
yes that's a risk, i'm hoping they'll sit in their own half, though a straight up -0.5 for a small stake might have been the better bet
>>64231073
Tip more college basketball
>>64231156
Haven't really been keeping up with it this year with grad school being busy. Don't want to lose people money with a >BYU event all over again, but I'll try to drop a few more
>>64231073
not sure about the cloppers at first glance, i don't trust them anymore and pistons are a better team than all the teams they beat since that winning streak ended at the start of the season
they did have some injuries if i remember correctly so if someone's returning then it's a different case
the overs look dece, i'll wait for in-play though
>>64231156
this + college football
>>64231353
>this + college football
Saturday morning I'll post what I'm on
>>64231222
How do you follow the college basketball theres like a million teams
dat header
pumas might just pull off the comeback would be quite a story as the americans say, either way pretty comfy, got on the -0.5 too, some corners would be nice though
>>64231590
I used to watch a lot of it when I was younger, plus I did my undergrad at a university that was in the WAC, so I know a bunch of the non power conference schools and how good they generally are.
>>64231353
Think the Clippers will win by 6 or so tb h
>>64231672
#based
Also hope some people got on the Patriots ended up being comfy as hell.
P U M A S
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hopefully the third goal will trigger a chimpout, i assume sending off bets dont count in OT right?
>>64232466
was on -7 cheers liddo, you have replaced uruguay as my latino profit buddy
>>64232508
Kek nice lad
>>64232508
RED CARD
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Imagine how HOT his head is right now. IMAGINE.
IT'S A RED FOR PUMAS UP SO MUCH CANNOT COMPREHEND
thank you pumas, you have done it all right pumas
Bovada are unreal jews. Don't even give the option of no goals in extra time for the pumas game
feel like i wrote the script for this match desu
except those corners though, bit of a shame i couldn't get an AH on them anywhere
Pats-10.5 was 3.05
>>64232943
what bookie is this?
you were stupid not to put money on this with Gronk returning
yours,
Captain Hindsight
>>64233064
upper 3 are mara and rest are on pinnacle
>>64227458
did you get on it like I told you to?
Couple of good ones coming up in the BBL aswell
>Houston Texans Under 16 +241
I did it /bet/ I gambled a thing and won
>>64233142
thanks a bunch for the tip, called for live support just to remind them to open the line and put $100 on it after they did
fortunately the match took 5 days and held my money since if it didn't I would've been down sums after bankrolling aldo yesterday
>>64229755
fucking kek and he called my pats/packers parlay shite
>>64234185
I did a patspacker parley as well. Seemed like free cash. Cheers
Any good bets for monday? What are we feeling on the Chelsea vs. Leicester game?
Laying In bed touching my dick and I realise it's actually pretty big. It's amazing girls can take this inside them like wow. Anyone else know this feel?
>>64231073
Hello fellow American. Are you say to bet clippers and Denver? The wording is kinda confusing to my supple American brain
>>64234307
yes
sometimes when i'm sitting down, erect and wearing pants, i like to lift up my pants slightly making my dick look thicker and think if i flashed this to a kurva she would drop her panties instantly
anyone else know this feel?
>>64234307
>>64234386
>>64234307
Only know that feeling of porn having engineered my brain, that your dick should look massive in proportion to your body. But being 6'4 makes it appear average even-though all girls stare in wonder when they pull my pants down.
>>64234036
Test cricket is very much a long-term investment, I probably should have mentioned that :^) But it is also one of the safest bets you can make because it is an extremely predictable sport due to the duration of it. The only thing that drastically alters it is the conditions and I didn't think the weekend rain would impact the match enough to prevent NZ from winning which is why I gave the tip.
The next big day is Boxing Day (December 26). South Africa over England @ $2 looks like an outstanding bet, especially because it is at Durban which is very much a results grounds. But don't bet on it yet, need to get closer to the date so that I can see what the pitch and weather is doing. AUSvsWI also starts on December 26. There'll be some mint in-game bets to put on that. I made bank on the Voges/Marsh partnership in the last Test but I couldn't post my tips here because I was at work.
I'll also be putting some smaller bets on the BBL between now and then. I'll post my tips here but I need to see which Australian national team players become available before I commit to anything.
>tfw 6 inches in a good day
>>64234452
únironically 6'4 here too, perfect heigh t b h f a m
>up at 7am staking higher than responsible stakes on filipino college slags volleyball because my internal skedge is fucked up and there's nothing on the skedge
living the life
>>64234307
>tfw dick is literally the same circumference in the thickest part as the length
who /6x6/ here
need UPHSD atlas to man the fuck up and win the 3rd set like A I R
>>64234325
>Clippers -1.5
This is a handicap bet. It means you want the Clippers to win even when 1.5 points are subtracted from their final score.
>o208.5 in the Denver game tomorrow for the NBA
This is an overs bet. It means you you want the total combined score of both teams to be greater than 208.5.
>>64234325
See >>64234644
Basically the clippers have to win the game by 2 points or more for that bet to win. And over 208.5 means that the two teams need to combine for at least 209 points for your bet to win. The reason that the line is 208.5 and not 208 or 209 is so that there is no possibility for a push. Either your bet wins or your bet loses (it cannot tie, which would result in your money back). Also, those bets are both valid in OT (say for example the rockets and nuggets are tied at 100 at the end of regulation, and the final score is 107-104, the bet would win)
>>64234606
zzz, they conceded the longest streak for the match, i must have angered the air gods with my fortune
>>64234744
Bovada only has the point spread up for the Denver game right now.
>>64234842
Ya, but the line will be around 208.5 when they do release it. I won't get on if it slides to 210 by the time I get home tomorrow
van gaal odds slashed to evens
tears for not getting on
anyone on the u19 games on atm? did some snoopin around but didn't find much that helps, overs line seems to be set correctly but might be value if odds don't react to an open game, perhaps baliksehir might not be such a favourite, will have to wait for rball
>>64236240
surely it isnt so bookies get free headlines and convince more people to wager money on something they know wont happen
>implying united are stupid enough to sack a manager when they are top 4 mid season
>>64236260
slovakia, do you ever sleep?
>>64236294
i slept till 5pm yesterday so that's why i'm up, my sleep schedule is messy but that's the price of being UAC off early morning games
lads, managed to get on carolina next loss to be the Based Bucs in Week 17 @ $36 last week. It's dropped down to $11 now. reckon they might drop all their starters. Does anyone else think they will win out and drop everyone on week 17?
nice, got on samsun +1 on a 0.5 now and a small on vozdovac @5 down to 4 now
one step ahead of these other early morning addict twitchers
>>64236353
too scare for these games i know nothing about. wish you luck bro, hope your run continues :-)
u1.5 in the first half for youth matches is truly golden
>you will never be this elite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urDGdwdM1wo
>>64236688
how big should my roll be before starting to use a trading exchange? i feel like anticipating odd movement is one of the stronger parts of my betting game and i assume this could be used to greater effect there
CL draw starting now, it's actually on 365 but i'm not that desperate, wondering why arsenal has much lower odds than others to get matched with someone everywhere its listed
Leicester SW @3.10??????
How is this not /freemoney/?
>>64236814
It's because teams in the same group, teams from the same country and teams from ukraine/russia can't be drawn against each other and 1st place gets drawn a second place so Arsenal can't draw Chelsea, City, Bayern, PSG, PSV, Benfica, Roma, Kiev or Gent
>>64236866
DnB @ 2.10, no way chelsea's getting more than a point for parking the bus in this match
>>64236337
They won't rest players if they can have a perfect regular-season. Only the Pats have ever done this in the current league system.
>>64236963
Good point.
I got on DnB and one with leicester -1 ah
why do the bookies keep pricing Chelsea as favourites even though they've been abysmal all season in the league
>>64237030
Because they are copying off of Asia.
>>64237069
why do Asia keep pricing Chelsea as favourites even though they've been abysmal all season in the league
>>64237080
Because the money being put on them in Asia says that's what the odds should be.
>>64237122
why do people put money on Chelsea even though they've been abysmal all season in the league
>>64237128
le question man
>>64237128
Because shrewdies like Will Wilde KNOW
>>64237128
Hi tom
What are THE bets today?
>tfw literal hours away from being 6 figures first time in my life
>>64237128
Leicester are a meme team and the meme ends tonight
>>64237181
post betfair p&l
>>64237128
This is actually a legitimate question.
>>64237181
>tfw 6 figures this year and done with betting for the year
Can't be arsed with Arab shite and -ev leagues, taking the missus on holiday then enjoying Christmas
>try to get on over 4.5 in the Turkey U21 game just before it starts
>bet365 app shits itself and wont call
fuck
>>64237243
never use betting apps mate
