Invited: Losers
Not Invited: People who don't know the pain
Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1 (800) 273-8255
http://strawpoll.me/6259434
Aston Villa Fan dropping in from /epl/ I feel all your pain, especially you Falcons fans
>Bengals
>Shit QB now more shit
>Useless backup
>Glass tight end
>Terrible secondary
W-we're still in it.
Panthers fan here, I don't know that feel.
Bungles reporting in!
Cowboys fan here
I know the game hasnt even been played yet but fuck it, we lost
>>64218791
Nah m8 keep the faith Luck will be back and actually fully healthy for once this season
9-7 colts super bowl run incoming la
Patriots still allowed?
Jagsfan here, looks like I'll need to unsubscribe to this thread.
What the fuck is the point of watching this team?
>11-5 season
>This
Another fucking wasted season whole Calvin's body is fucking breaking
Look at this shit tier drafting too
who /failcons/?
fuck this balding autistic faggot
>redskins fans ACTUALLY thought they could outsuffer the bears
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kill me
NFL is mad so I still can't put SB away from Colts
We won nothing today except a worse draft pick and false hope for Johnnyfags
At least the Burrs won the ShitOnThePackersThanksgiving Bowl.
Bills reporting in
>>64218669
Least you'll rape the Championship next year
Who will be here tonight? Toxins? or the Petriots?
If my phone could actually make calls I'd dial the hotline if my Toxins end up losing,and I'd cry about them losing.
49ers fan here.
Worst game of the season, but because it was so bad, I ain't even mad. The top player on the team is Navarro Bowman, and nothing against Bowman, but last year there were at least five players ahead of him on the team when it came to quality. The season's fucked, the team is fucked, it don't matter.
not even a field goal
Colts fan here, regretting life at this point.
>tfw 16-51
>>64218963
Add favreceremony to that too.
Best owl win since 85
>>64219072
you must have played against someone with a good offense
>51 points
>BY THE JAGS
Holy fuck
>>64218611
>Busc
The future is bright, but the present...not so much.
Take this poll
http://strawpoll.me/6259601
>Foreskins win
>Iggles win
This isn't fair. We're the best team in this pile of shit division if it weren't for our fucking defense
>>64219222
Bears here
Team is shit
>>64219052
>The top player on the team is Navarro Bowman, and nothing against Bowman, but last year there were at least five players ahead of him on the team when it came to quality.
Frank Gore, Justin Smith and...?
Also he was out the entire year last year, not really fair to judge.
Anyway, I'm not mad that we got humiliated by the Browns because this season was lost in week 2 and we need some embarrassing losses down the stretch to improve draft position and for Tomsula to get fired.
>>64219266
>were the best team if it wasn't for our shitty team
it keeps happening
we're already out of the playoffs, and we're gonna lose to the broncos tonight
this is what happens when i have hope
>>64219222
>I could have voted for 4 options
>>64219266
> if it weren't for our fucking playcalling
ftfy
>>64219200
No, we just got our shit pushed in by defensive scores
>>64219266
>We would've won if we hadn't lost
>>64219386
>Implying Coughlin has a choice but to go for it on 4th down
He has to be aggressive with his playcalling because his defense can't fucking stop anyone in the fourth quarter
Giants fan reporting. The Eli cycle is over. So who should the Giants hire for head coach to fix the fucktard defense?
>>64219368
thats what you raidniggers get for bumping a charger hate thread for a week. Get fucked.
>>64219448
He's available.
>>64219462
spic diego is fuckin 3-9
we might be raidniggers but you're still worse than us
>>64219305
Tomsula isn't the problem. The problem is everybody with the last name "York."
>dalton ded
>eifert's brain is ded
>burfict ded
>iloka ded
>pacman ded
Our luck streak of no injuries ran out
>>64219532
Raider fan making fun of other team as spics
lmfao the irony
>>64219368
>mfw one way or other we manage to ruin the Raidniggers playoffs hopes
I've been at work
Did we at least get an ebin reaction image from the Panturds' televised rape?
>>64219532
>3-9
>5-7
both equally worthless and both will get swept by the broncos
>woke up
>still not a cute girl
end it all lads
>>64219062
Depressed Failcons fan here. Was there any reason they didn't go for the field goal towards the end of the game? It's not like they were going to win and they could have at least prevented a total shutout. Life is hell as an Atlanta fan...
>>64219545
Yeah, York is the underlying problem but Tomsula is not a good coach.
I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt before the season started but he's clearly in over his head.
And we don't really have the kind of team that can bring along a coach that doesn't know what he's doing. If we had a talented team with veteran leadership, maybe we could waste our time waiting for Tomsula to find his coaching feet.
But we have and will have a young team with guys who need good coaching to develop their talent.
I don't trust York to actually fix the team but if he was going to, firing Tomsula would be a step in the right direction.
>tfw your kicker single handedly knocks your team out of playoff contention
>>64219305
>good players who left the team
>points out gore and the cowboy
>draws a blank on willis
that's just a mental lapse, I hope?
>>64218611
Jets are tied with 2 other teams that won't stop winning. If we all win out then the Jets drop down because of some math bullshit.
fuck my life desu senpai smdh imo
I hope some heads roll for this shit. This team is just fucking terrible all around.
>>64219776
I'm sure Irsay will just spend our budget on more coke and not good players. Oh, and give Grigson a raise, the poor man's worked so hard for it.
>>64219688
Willis and Bowman were interchangeable by the end.
I was specifically trying to come up with players someone might think were better than Bowman. I guess I can see Patrick Willis but he wasn't really there for us last season either, so.
Either we're talking about what they could do, which means Bowman and Willis are rated right next to each other or we're talking about what they did for us last season which is so unfair to Bowman that I don't see the point.
bills continue their 16 year playoff drought
>>64219674
that's the genius of the situation though, so to speak
you know, I know, we all know that the source of the problem is york. there are other major issues too, tomsula's ineffectiveness being one of them, but they are just symptoms of the real problem, and fixing just those won't eliminate the cancer.
however, having other obvious issues like that lets York claim that it's coaching personnel or whatever and pass the blame around. it's bullshit, but by having a scapegoat he can pretend like it's not his fault, instead of being the ONLY guy everyone can point to as the retard. at the end of the day, all he really needs to do to retain ownership of the team is look out for his own neck, fuck everyone else even at the expense of the entire team.
reminder that he isn't even in his 40s yet. if he doesn't get replaced fast, it may never happen and then we're stuck with him for DECADES.
>>64219674
I've never seen such a bloodletting as what happened this year. Harbaugh, Justin Smith, Gore, Willis, Iupati, Borland, and on and on ... All were let go or retired. Even if Eddie DeBartolo still owned the team it would have been a bad season.
Tomsula is not a good coach but it doesn't matter. Bill Walsh could come back from the dead and even he wouldn't be able to do anything positive with the management this team has.
York really ought to have a serious talk with Eddie D. to put the right people in charge of the operation and then let the football people run the team. All Jed needs to do is sign the checks and, if necessary, get rid of trash but only after being certain that the trash is truly trash.
>>64219266
>if
tfw Dom Capers is your teams Defensive Coordinator
>>64219952
>reminder that he isn't even in his 40s yet. if he doesn't get replaced fast, it may never happen and then we're stuck with him for DECADES.
We're stuck with him unless the NFL decides to force an ownership change for the 49ers.
So the York family has to do something colossally more stupid than they've done up to this point before we can have hope of an ownership change.
>>64219952
>reminder that he isn't even in his 40s yet. if he doesn't get replaced fast
What makes you think Jed is ever going to be replaced? It would take a seriously wealthy tycoon willing to pay maybe $4bn or more to *maybe* convince the Yorks to sell the team.
Sadly, Jed is our Jerruh except unlike Jerruh, Jed's quite young and shouldn't kick the bucket for decades.
>>64218771
You sure did last season, and the season before that, and the season before that,and the season before that...
>51 points
>To the Jags
>The Jags
>Jags
How shit are the Clots this year?
>>64220195
We're pretty shit but it's all for the best. Grigson and pagano will be gone this year
>>64218611
>all the delusion in that strawpoll
>>64220224
grigson is staying. pagano and luck are gone
>>64220301
>Luck
Are you retarded?
who /in the hunt but you know deep down you won't make it/ here
>>64220125
>>64220134
I didn't mean to imply that he has to answer to anyone for what he's done so far, or that he's legally obligated to sell it. He's his own boss for all intents and purposes.
I meant more like, if he got publicly shamed so bad that he would have no choice but to abandon ship in order to save face. Something like the entire bay area rioting in the streets for a week because of this team being shit would work, but we all know it won't get that extreme.
>>64220323
if they dont trade him he'll opt for free agency to get away from this losing organization. luck has had enough being part of such an embarrassing franchise. you know his dad just hates Jim Irsay and is salivating at the possibility of him going to SanFran or Houston
who /packingforLA/ here?
>>64220400
>I meant more like, if he got publicly shamed so bad that he would have no choice but to abandon ship in order to save face.
That doesn't mean a goddamn thing to the Yorks as long as they have an employee to fire.
The only way a change happens is if the NFL forces them to sell.
It's time to resign yourself to that reality.
>>64220394
i want to believe
Checking in. That 30 for 30 opened up all the wounds.
>>64220422
>luck has had enough being part of such an embarrassing franchise
are you good friends with him?
>>64220422
>team has made playoffs three of four seasons
>went to an AFCCG one of those seasons
He won't leave because the colts have one bad season where they finish with 8 wins
>>64220084
McCarthy is calling the plays now, no?
>>64220400
>I meant more like, if he got publicly shamed so bad
Never going to happen. The NFL owners, who are all billionaires, blackmail cities to give them free stadiums and tax breaks. If they aren't ashamed at that kind of unbelievable robbery of people far poorer than them, they definitely won't give a damn if the rabble complain that the team doesn't win games.
Depending on how things are structured, the 49ers might not even have to have any fans show up for the games to get paid. Who knows? In the past, the way to punish owners was to boycott the games; i.e., hit them in the wallet. That's all the owners care about.
>>64220439
Chargers aren't moving to L.A.
They fucked themselves by pairing with the Raiders and then not dropping them once the Rams agreed to let someone else join them in building their stadium.
Browns here, I'm confused. On one hand, >we won and Johnny looked good, but on the other, we might have given up Bosa to the Tits. Hopefully JF keeps on doing his best, and the D should crumble against the Hawks and Steelers to guarantee us a good pick, the Chiefs game will be a toss-up though, hopefully the Tits whip the Colts like Jacksonville did today
>>64220480
yes my family and his are actually good friends and it's a well known fact within his inner circles that he is unhappy in indy and wants to go to a franchise that won't ruin his career like they inadvertently did Peyton Manning. deal with you bandwagong british faggot your team is a joke and one of the laughing stocks of the NFL. no one ever thinks your shit adopted team is ever going to do well assad
>>64220479
Dude the bills Mafia chronicles on Barstool are probably the funniest thing on the planet
>>64220520
>>64220455
yeah I know it's not going to happen, just saying that only a PR disaster going chernobyl on him would be able to do anything about it, because the things he's actually doing to the team aren't under anyone's judgement but his own. he doesn't have anyone to answer to, so the only way to get him out is for him to decide of his own choice that he would be better off doing so... and the chances of that are nil.
the far more realistic thing to hope for is that he gets his head out of his ass and transforms into a good owner somehow, making all the right calls and turning the team around. that's just a pipe dream, though.
>>64220479
The Scott Norwood segment hits me in the feels. Watching the interview grabbed my heart and squeezed it hard.
i stopped caring after romo got killed the first time
Falcons fan here. Things are looking hopeless. The team is complete shit, terrible quarterback, terrible lines, secondary not good, coaches are garbage. Think I'm just gonna give up football after this season. Quinn will get another two years probably and we'll still suck. No need to waste my time.
>>64220787
Maybe the Falcons should get another big time receivers. Julio has been targeted too many times. Whatever happened to Roddy White?
>>64220479
>That alternate ending where Norwood's kick was good
Fuck you for making me feel guilty about the fact that my team won that Super Bowl.
>iggles pull off a win to go to 6-7
>next is SNF against the Cards
I'm hoping 8-8 is enough to win the division.
>>64220677
>the far more realistic thing to hope for is that he gets his head out of his ass and transforms into a good owner somehow, making all the right calls and turning the team around. that's just a pipe dream, though.
I had hope when he spoke with Eddie D. and brought on Harbaugh. I don't know what really happened with Harbaugh. Maybe he would have burned out or maybe he was burning out the team. However, it seems that Harbaugh was squeezed out by some other people in the front office.
The 49ers front office has not done a good enough job in the past decades to be given the authority to force a winning coach out. So it seems like it's back to the Erickson/Nolan/Singletary days.
>>64220875
Roddy White got old. We don't need any more receivers. Our offense was pretty good last year and it was the same offense. Our coaches suck though and the interior of the offensive line is awful.
>>64220964
>I don't know what really happened with Harbaugh.
it's pretty common knowledge by now that the two of them just butt heads often and didn't get along. they couldn't even work together, like that time york walked in on him with the team and harbaugh told york the meeting was for "men only". there was also that time when harbaugh's contract was trying to be negotiated before the 2014 season and he had no personal contact with baalke because he took it so personal that he couldn't even be polite the rest of the time to baalke.
basically, the rest of the front office had labeled him as confident and passionate to the point of being obnoxiously arrogant, and winning wasn't enough to tolerate that. they put having a coach they could control as priority over having one that won.
>>64219266
You have other problems.
Sup
>colts
Time for a front office fore sale. Young players aren't developing, obvious gaps are ignored un the draft in favor of shiny toys, and trying to make old players like johnson and bradshaw serviceable for 1-2 years is fucking stupid. Fuck Grigson. At least Pep is already gone. Pagano is meh at best and idk wtf to think about anyone coaching the D, o-line, or special teams
At least McAfee isn't shit.
>>64218611
>>64219266
prepare for next week
Fuck everyone in this thread. Your team will never be this bad. Your team can look back on the good days. Your team has future.
PROS AND CONS:
Falcons vs. Panthers
Pros
------------
-none
Cons
------------
- Can't tackle
- Turns the ball over
- Can't pass the ball
- Can't run
- Can't block
- Creates Penalties
My Pizza vs Panthers
Pros
---------
- Can't turn the ball over
- Can't create penalties
Cons
----------
- Can't tackle
- Can't run
- Can't block
- Can't pass the ball
Verdict: Pizza wins
There are probably a few but not many so what teams are more suffering than the bears right now?
>>64221248
>york walked in on him with the team and harbaugh told york the meeting was for "men only"
What a real nigga
>>64222388
>Chargers
>Ravens
>Browns
>Titans
>Cowboys
>Niners
>Lions
>Saints
That's two entire divisions doing worse than the bears.
>>64222388
>Brown
>not the Eternal Champion of Fan Suffering
>>64222388
Falcons, at least Bears didn't get shut out.
Why didn't the falcons go for the FG to avoid the shutout?
>>64222574
Pride
>>64221986
>mfw
Btw, am I still allowed itt? I know we won, but we're 5-8 and still dogshit.
>Colts today
Kill me
haven't watched many Chargers games
why are they so bad on offense? Do they need to trade Rivers?
Every one is optimistic in the straw poll
>the Colts and some shitty NFCE team will make the playoffs
defend this
Reporting in before our season ending loss tomorrow night
>>64222025
Where is Lake?
>>64221986
>>64222025
WHEN WILL DIMITROFF AND SHANNAHAN DIE?
>>64223189
dude like 60% of the team is out with injuries
>>64223264
He'll be back when/if ATL wins another game this season.
>>64223253
>Colts
>beating the Texans
What's this fascinating new meme?
>>64223424
It is the duty of every ATL fan to remind if/when they see Lake that he needs to
SHOVE
FOOTBALL
UP
ASS
>>64223603
what bet did xe lose again?
>>64223834
He said that if Blaine Gabbert and the $(ers beat the Dirty Birds he would shove a football up his ass.
They did.
He didn't.
They haven't won since.
>>64223875
that's fucking hilarious, everyone should have a screencap of that not just ATL fans. welchers are scum
>>64223547
The Texans have literally never won in Indy in franchise history
The Falcons game today reminds me of when the Braves got no hit at the start of September last year. They were still in the hunt but you knew in that moment that the trainwreck had only started. Hopefully the same thing happens where the front office is nuked and the roster dismantled to help jumpstart the rebuild.
>colts fan
>falcons fan
At least I didn't get to watch the games? I can't tell if that's a plus or a minus.
>>64223189
It's impossible to win when you can't stop getting injured
They could have had a great season again but fucking injuries galore and shitty QBs and offense make this horrible
>>64221986
>Chargers
>Good old days
Get BTFO in one super bowl when I was 4. Choke constantly even with LT
>Future
Not even in San Diego
Be glad you're not a Charger fan
>>64219368
Congrats, hope you're awake to see them win
Can I join? I just watched my team lose to the fucking Raiders at home after getting into the redzone 4 times in the first half and allowing negative yardage in the first half.
>>64218611
>>64226004
>>64226056
Get Fucked Broncnigger
I really hope Osweiler is the Broncos QB of the future. Will make it even easier for Carr to dominate the division
No hands
No Redzone offense
No win
da fuck Broncos
>tfw we're only 8-5
when the fuck is this team gonna get it together?
>>64219305
Uhh maybe Aldon Smith or Patrick Willis?
Camon man
im not used to being bad...
>>64218771
You'll choke in post season like usual.
Every night in my dreams...
>>64218611
Who /firstroundpick/ here
>>64218933
he kinda looks like le cut inside man
>>64226254
It hurts, doesn't it? Finally finding out how the other side lives. If you make it out, you can call yourself a true fan, and victory will be that much sweeter. Unless of course, you're just a fairweather
>>64226511
Nah man I still wear my tsizzle jersey mondays
>>64218771
Of course you don't, like most Panthers fans, you have never seen them lose a game since you never watched them before this year
>>64226318
Trying this hard to boost your shitty thread
hey guys can I join a day early?
>>64219075
It was the same game you fucking mong
>Burrsfags are this clueless
Top KEK
>>64219062
>posing for a group celebration photo after beating a team that is on a 6-game losing streak
Can't wait for the bandwagoners to jump shit after they run into a real team in the playoffs and get bounced into the trash where they belong
Fucking Kyle Shananhan needs to be banned from the nfl for breaking Matt Ryan
Muh Bungles
I am wearing one of my jerseys right now with the gold trim and drop shadow that they wore in the mid-2000s, like pic related. It seems appropriate given the times
>>64226934
GTFO you little bitch
If you can't handle one fucking injury then go find another sport
Teams are lying in ruin dalton goes down and bungle fans are all "worst luck destined for failure" shut the fuck up
>>64226982
>One injury
>>64226823
I meant to the name of the game that he out. So its the fuckthepackersonthanksgivingfavreceremony owl
Best owl since 85
>>64227023
okay, two
http://www.baltimorebeatdown.com/2015/11/23/9781456/baltimore-ravens-injuries-2015-have-a-full-depth-chart-on-injured-reserve-joe-flacco-acl-injury
Suck it the fuck up
>>64218933
He's had a hideous season by his standards
>>64227087
>two
>Dalton out
>Vontae out
>Eifert out
>>64226850
To be fair, they destroyed a division rival to secure a first round bye, but they've reached boreball tier levels of random celebration at this point
>>64227145
Vontaze* still good to go
You had two injurys compared to baltimore's fuck half a roster.
Quit being a bitch
At least Dalton is ded. Maybe we can still get a bye
when will the lions be good
This isn't an nfl team
>three of last 4 games offense has scored THREE points
>receivers can't catch
>defense can't tackle
>worst o-line in the league in a season where most o-lines are bad
>historically bad run blocking
>everyone is dead for the second year in a row
>every coach sucks and only pagano (the most competent of the three) is likely to get canned
>team is moving
>formerly elite safety sandbagging like fuck
>rivers throwing to literally whos
>week 15 and gordon hasn't gotten ONE rushing TD
>No rushing TDs since week 1
>special teams worst in the league
>1(one) return yard frst 9 games
>one win was off refball against browns
jesus fucking christ
>>64227087
>Ravens
I feel for you. I understand your frustration.
>>64227225
BOLT UP
>>64227225
>>64227411
He'll retire without a ring and its our fault.
>>64226731
Kill yourself
>>64220192
>and the season before that
>Implying they didn't go 12-4 and get a first round bye that year
>>64219217
i seriously didn't believe that score when i saw it in the ticker.
what the FUCK happened?
>>64219035
> Villa will rape the Championship next year
Tell that to Fulham
>>64227411
BEAR DOWN
>>64227515
Is he actually any good? I always thought of Rivers as west coast Tony Romo. Granted my team's only faced him 4 times ever
>>64222495
i feel genuinely bad for browns fans and root for them any time they play, unless its against the cowboys
>>64228470
Yeah, he desperately needs a capable O-Line and Receiving corps though. His glory is when he's operating with patient, accurate throws, which he hasn't had any time for these last few years. But if he can get the time he can throw incredibly accurately across a very wide range of lengths.
>>64228540
Fuck the Cowshits their fans deserve misery
>tfw the season realistically comes to an end next week
See you next season, Gnatbros
Still remember this feel from the late Delhomme and Clausen years. Don't give up guys, if your team drafts well, one day it'll all come together.
Best of luck for the future, Chargerbros/Titanbros/Lionbros/. You guys have always been pretty nice, even when the Panthers were 2-win shit.
hey yall
>m-muh future, right guys?
Holy shit the interior of the O line is fucking awful I know Levitre and Chester are bad but god damn their hot start got my hope up they could be competent. Falcons need to do three things this offseason Fire Shanahan, get some real interior lineman Person looks ok but the guards are awful and draft or sign a pass rusher to play opposite of Beasly
>>64229337
He has potential to be great, i just dont know if he'll be in Nashville when he reaches his potential.
>>64228849
B-but the 4 year prophecy!
>>64224428
I think this exposed how bad our playbook is.
Our system is like an old ass gallon of milk. And we just keep opening it up and using it.
You want to know the hard truth? If our coaching staff were trained chefs, they would only be able to come up with a peanut butter sandwich.
That's our system. That's our playcalling. Jason Garret is a yes man, and our coordinators are absolute shit. None of them have a shred of creativity, much less a spine to stand up to the massive asshat that is Jerry fucking Jones.
>>64226953
hold me and tell me things will get better
please
they have to
Ask someone who's dying from liver cirrhosis anything.
>>64229819
will you take me with you?
>>64229849
Come home to the sweet embrace of death by booze, anon.
>>64220504
Yea for the offense
>>64229522
Step 1. Fire Demitroff and Shanahan and Peioli
Step 2. Draft Leonard Floyd
Step 3. Spend next 3 draft picks on big offensive lineman
Step 4. Fire Quinn
Step 5. Hire Saban or bring back a fired up Mike Smith
Step 6. Sign stud veteran offensive linemen even if it means trading Julio or Trufant
Step 7. Hire Mike Bobo as OC
Step 8. Hire Jeremy Pruitt as DC (sorry alabama)
Step 9. Trade Beasley for a sack of footballs
Step 10. Send Coleman with him
>>64229522
mcfucking kill me familia
>>64221788
>Uproxx
Fuck off, normie.
>9pm CST in Chicago
>> Robbie Gould is still alive
This guy literally winced everytime a Raider stepped into the pocket. Already trashed the season, but a loss at home to the Raiders is just as bad as the Super Bowl loss.
>>64230109
....
>>64230131
I just hope this year hasn't ruined Ryan I can't believe Ryan played better with an even worse offensive line last year Shanahan needs to go
>>64230212
If conte lived, Gould will thrive
No other team knows the shutout feels of the falcons.
0 POINTS
0
ZERO
Welcome Texans fans
>>64233117
Fuck my
>>64233854
LIFE
