>Schalke
Dortmund winning right now
el cl draw on monday at 12
Cup on tuesday and wednesday:
tuesday
Haching - Leverkusen
Gladbach - Bremen
Aue - Heidenheim
Buyern - Darmstadt
wednesday
FCN - Hertha
Stuggi - BTSV
Augsburg - Dortmund
1860 - Bochum
friday: scheisse 05 - affenheim
>de gay
first for ha ho he
shoe shoe
>>64209615
DELET THIS
>bayern on tuesday
Epic. I can sleep in on wednesday
wrap it up guys
>RINDERKNECHT
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
Good going Ramos
Augsburg strong
Even Ramos scored.
lel
>>64209882
fuck off
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
>Half the season is already over
I want the non germanic people to leave this thread
>>64209915
I will go when I feel like it
>>64209970
fuck off
>>64209929
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT !
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE !
>EL, CL and days not capitalized
I demand a new thread, because this one was obviously made by a retard.
>>64210003
>>64209949
>5 points between first and second
>9 points between second and third
Pure excitement.
>>64209995
refugees welcome, idiot
>>64209996
no u
>le score 4th goal in 90' man
Finally. Off to watch football
>>64210107
great officiating
>>64210141
Usually he doesn't even do that.
>>64210152
Thanks
>>64210142
fuck off
>>64210142
who's playing
>>64210203
seahawks vs ravens
>>64210229
fuck off
>>64210229
>handegg
>football
fuck off, you guys can't even play rugby right
>>64210107
refball offfside
http://www.ran.de/us-sport/nfl/live/nfl-live-pittsburgh-steelers-at-cincinnati-bengals-und-dallas-cowboys-at-green-bay-packers-week-14-im-kostenlosen-livestream
Steelers vs Bengals and cowboys vs packers here
>>64210201
>>64210253
autism intensifies
>>64209576
>>64209576
Why the fuck are these apes hating on thanking the fans?
>bengals
didn't know indian teams played in the nfl
>>64210358
>celebrating a draw at home against Bromshit like you just beat City away
Very nice game, the best of the day by far. Dortmund massacred frankfurr.
>>64210286
You can watch commercials at any time on youtube.
>>64210358
they dont know echte liebe
I have pity with them
>>64210414
>the best of the day
you gotta be shitting me
I'll watch both Juve - Fiorentina and Villarreal - Real Madrid in an hour
>chicharito is now bundesliga idol.
Has the meme caught on in Germany?
>>64210445
But how can a whole fanbase of the most popular sport turn into such soulless slaves?
>1 thread for an entire Saturday
>3 threads for a single Dortmund match
/bundesu/ is dead
>>64210588
no cheap tickets
culture of sitting down
no flags or banners aloud
>>64210630
the thread yesterday had better memes though
>>64210705
that's the sad part
>>64210508
let's check:
DOREFR 5 goals
ASVARS 4 goals
LIVWBA 4 goals
AUGS04 3 goals
TOTNEW 3 goals
ACMHEL 2 goals
ATMATB 2 goals
MONSTE 1 goals
NAPROM 0 goals
>all these mad >Schalke fans itt
>>64210823
eventfan spotted
>muh goals
fuck off, pleb
>>64210702
Lmao
>killing your culture 101
>>64210858
fuck off reddit
and you wonder why we won't play fantasy football with you
>>64210578
he is cute, maybe he'll make it
>>64210414
Augsburg was best
>>64210996
that was just >Schalke being >Schalke tbd (to be desu)
>>64210542
I'll be in bed by then, browsing teevee
>>64207440
the first foul where he got yellow was on the edge of being red, so he gave him a second yellow for preventing a goal chance with a foul: Good decision imo.
inb4 Konzessionsentscheidung
>>64211426
>going to bed at half nine
oh wow
>>64211494
fuck off, johannes
>>64211528
*half eight
>>64211599
half eight is 19:30
half nine is 20:30
half eight is 4
half nine is 4.5
>>64206591
BTFO
FRISS SCHEISSE BAUERNSCHWUCHTEL
FRISS SCHEISSE SCHALKE
>>64211662
BRANDENBURG SCUM FUCK OFF
>>64211846
>being this mad at 7 for 8
just finished Monsters University
now I'm sad because it reminded me of the carefree time when I watched the first one over 10 years ago
>>64212341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNpW8KZOVhw
this one ? But life was better back then
>>64212415
>But life was better back then
that's what I said?
>>64212466
Yeah. I agreed :^)
it wasn't
We're watching Shopping Queen now, right?
night
>>64213278
Night
>real shit
you're all a bunch of sluty desu
*sluts
hello?
Is it me you're looking for?
>>64215919
>singing that to a blind girl
Reading the >Schalke forum when they lost and Dortmund won is always a great pleasure.
>Breitenreiter wird hier nicht alt. Ziemlich üble Hinrunde. Meilenweit von den Erwartungen der vereinsführung entfernt.
>wir stehen jetzt da, wo wir hin gehören!
>Selbst wenn der Gegner SV Buxtehude 4000 geheißen hätte, hätte ich genau so eine Scheisse erwartet.
>Hoffentlich schaut man sich mal das Spiel der ungeliebten Freunde an. Die liegen 0:1 hinten und brennen ein Feuerwerk ab, welches man schon Ewigkeiten nicht mehr auf Schalke gesehen hat.
>trainersuche auf schalke is wie abends anner tanke-am Ende reicht es nur für ein paderborner!
>>64216691
>Selbst wenn der Gegner SV Buxtehude 4000 geheißen hätte
>4000
There's no shame in losing to a team from 2 millenniums in the future. Science will probably have progressed more by then, giving them superior fitness.
nice obsession
>>64216824
In Gelsenkirchen ticken die Uhren eben anders.
>>64216691
When is Keller coming back?
I'm sure no one would shit on him again.
>>64217602
What's he been up to anyway? I feel like he should have taken a new coaching job by now.
>>64217602
I honestly think his puppy face fucked him over. He always looked like a depressed poodle. If he looked a bit more self-confident and if he had talked a bit more self-confident he might have kept that job.
>>64217815
Maybe everyone is too afraid to go full >Schalke if they offer him a job?
>3-1rentina
>>64209929
>>64210139
Don't listen to him. Keep posting.
>>64220919
Cute. Jürgens first Hackfresse picture in england.
>>64221813
>don't listen to him
he talks to himself, newfag
>replying to your own posts to encourage yourself to shitpost
Pathetic
>>64217602
>>64217815
>>64217936
People seem to forget that >Schalke played horrible, horrible footbal under him in most of their games.
>>64220919
Do you like angry men?
Can Lucien Favre get the > out of >Schalke?
>>64221906
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/okibWUjMYdECT-RU0rLq6w/
look at the filenames
>1440350678015.gif
>1440350640422.gif
first 8 numbers identical and 1440350678015 posted for the first time today
since these numbers represent a UNIX timestamp it's highly unlikely that this is just a huge coincidence
he changed the last 5 numbers and proceeded to reply to himself
what a fucking loser
>>64222097
Good work. I haven't seen a fraudster getting BTFO this hard since the Craig Wright/Satoshi Nakamoto thing.
>>64222270
thanks neinhold
>he changed the last 5 numbers and proceeded to reply to himself
Your premise is right, your conclusion is wrong. Believe it or not you're talking to two different persons
>>64222097
>>64222270
The whole thing about 4chan is a-non-e-moose posting. If you can't accept that, please join reddit where you can judge people by their post history.
>>64222561
>>64222381
>getting this mad at being exposed as a pathetic loser
wew lad
>>64222561
If you want to stay anonymous here, stop attaching pictures of the same slut to every comment of yours.
>>64222053
Not with the poor man's Florentino Perez in charge. of the club.
>>64222708
Are you talking about Hotte or Tönnies?
>>64223150
Tönnies. I think he is mostly responible for the chaos surrounding the club.
Good night ^^ xDDDDDD :P
so mad
how many people do actually watch anime in germany
like 1%
>>64223952
A big amount of my Kanackenfreunde watch Anime
>>64210858
>dirtmund fan calling 'schalke' actually 'schalke'
plastic
>>64224043
Ja the Kanacken I used to go to work with were watching Naruto and Dragonball in their 20's.
>>64224068
I feel like being a nerd isn't as popular in Germany as in the US though, like here, in our Leistungsgesellschaft it still seems to be all about fitting in and not being different like in the US.
I hope it stays this way.
STAY AWAY FROM MY ANIME
Is Eintracht Frankfurts goalkeeper Lukas Hradecky any good?
>>64227462
not as good as Trapp but he has had a couple of good saves and plays consistently well so far
most of the goals frankfurt conceeded this season weren't his fault
speaks good german too
UNO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNG-VEiuok8
>sleeping in a capsule
>not sleeping in a capsule
>>64231315
can we share?
Are we, dare i say it, serious contenders for the CL places this season?
>>64232436
They might as well just give us a spot, m8.
>>64216691
>geheißen hätte, hätte
>SV Buxtehude 4000
Ghent v Wolfsburg
Roma v Real Madrid
Paris Saint-Germain v Chelsea
Arsenal v Barcelona
Juventus v Bayern Munich
PSV Eindhoven v Atletico Madrid
Benfica v Zenit St Petersburg
Dynamo Kyiv v Manchester City
Some fantastic match ups.
Wolfsburg
Madrid
Chelsea
Arsenal
Juventus
Atletico
Zenit
City
Wolfsburg
Madrid
PSG
Barca
Bayern
Atletico
Zenit
City
>>64237308
>implying chelsea
>>64237355
They will be highly motivated.
>Barca-Arsenal
>people still think this shit isn't rigged
>>64237392
It's not so unlikely. One season's draw doesn't really effect the next ones.
>>64237390
>QSG making up their own rivalries to try and look relevant on the european stage
>>64237417
but it's THE NEW OLASSIO how can you not be hyped?
Reminder that there is and EPL league match between Leicester and Chelsea tonight at 8:00pm GMT
>8pm
this is a bundes thread
GMT+1 CET or whatever you people use
Augsburg v Liverpool
:3
it's pretty obvious what UEFA are trying to do in the CL
City will get the winner of Benfica-Zenit or Wolfsburg-Gent next round
wonder how much City paid for that semi final
>>64237160
this is a Juve even worse than 3 years ago
and Bayern has only gotten stronger
no way Bayern is going out over 2 rounds unless Costa is out
FC Midtjylland - Manchester United, eh
rude
>>64237931
You never know. Van Gaal might get them into shape and give Midtjylland a tough game.
>>64237961
The knock-out stages are always a bit difficult for Danish teams due to the calendar.
The Superliga resumes February 28th 2016, and the first game in the Europa League is on the 18th.
They will be rested, but also a lot more rusty.
There's also the risk of profiles leaving in January.
neinhold you sad cunt
>>64237987
That is unfortunate. There is no perfect substitute for competitive matches for honing fitness of mind and body.
>>64238003
Maybe they should bring back Royal League. It wasn't quite the same as real competitive football, but it could come pretty close.
>>64238012
They should do all they can to help the clubs.
>>64238259
God I hope Midgetland pulls off an upset.
>>64210264
it wasnt, check your glasses
>>64238267
I'm glad. I guessed you were an athlete of some kind.
>>64238259
I'm too sensitive for these times. That makes me feel ill.
How Schalke is playing recently?
>>64238332
>schalke
>>64238352
good to know
>>64238352
Sch-schalkeee... n-null vier....
>>64238259
is there a more obnoxious fanbase than man utd? maybe real could come close but other than that i doubt
>>64238427
Any big club fanbase is really obnoxious. Along with Arsenal and Liverpool fans.
>>64231546
yes
>>64238427
Bundesliga wise I would go for buyern customers.
>bayern
>winning the cl at home
*cute laugh*
>>64237308
All wrong except for Shitty
>>64237554
I love you
Can we all agree that EL is more interesting than CL? Yes?
>>64238840
well we did in 2013 and 2001 :)
>>64238840
How does your your cute laugh sound?
>>64238871
If we are going for everything past the round of 16, then yes.
>>64238888
checked
>>64238871
no
the quality of football in the EL is subpar
it's a mickey mouse cup that nobody takes seriously (see: Chelsea winning it and nobody cared)
>>64238881
Neither of those were at home though. Not that that really matters.
>>64238881
nice reading skills faggot.
augsburg will win against liverpoop tbqh
>>64238871
The games are more fun, a lot of the time.
>>64238950
could the matchup be any cuter?
>>64238961
No
:3
>>64238950
It could happen. Interesting tactical battle with Klopp being with a foreign team.
>not listening to melodic minimal
>>64238976
Any recommendations?
>>64239037
https://www.mixcloud.com/minimalstation/jadele-liveset-11-11-01-mnmlstn/
I'm full of shit though
>not listening to Kategorie C
Sport Frei Kameraden!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4FzO1MZCVY
Did Erdal steal your lunch money at school again, Kevin?
>>64209950
D-do halfbreeds count senpai?
http://www.mdr.de/mediathek/livestreams/fernsehen/livestream-mdr-plus100.html
Erfurt - Magdeburg at 18:30 here
>>64239050
Thanks
>ossi fußball
>>64239184
>thinking that Schuhwichse can rob you.
Stop sniffing glue Petrick.
>>64238871
The threads are among the best on spee, that's for sure.
Football
>not listening to music with /bundes/ right now
>>64239310
It's Pedrick.
Sorry I am not a pleb who needs "music" to feel good and happy
>>64239291
>disliking true football
buyern only plays tomorrow, pls go
>>64239365
Sorry, my mistake.
>>64239347
but I do.
>>64239400
A simple "sorry" will not suffice, I'm afraid.
>>64239446
Here's a picture of a cute girl.
:/
>>64239473
>saved as 1.83MB PNG instead of a 400KB JPG
You're making it worse uezs.
>>64239473
What sort of non-euclidean nightmare is going on with that scarf corner?
>5 word essay about sports due in 21 years
Just end me now
hello?
>>64239630
its a mirror
>>64239816
Oh yes.
>>64239868
baka (I didn't write baka if you know what I mean but both work let's be honest here)
Humans, Chimpanzees, Gorillas, Bottlenose Dolphins, Elephants, Orcas, Bonobos, Rhesus Macaques, European Magpies: 1
British /bundes/ poster: 0
>>64239898
I saw that video too
what video?
>not shiggying with the diggyie
Current year
TELL ME
i hate you
What is your opinion on corn? Should I avoid it?
Who /Juve/ here?
>>64240298
good band
nice to drink also
>>64240298
I fucking love corn
>waxtap vs schalke
oh neinhold
>>64240298
Sweet
probably gonna fall asleep before the lester game desu
>>64240394
That's OK. Just make sure to wake up before it too!
>>64240394
me two
>>64240405
lol
>>64240306
nice obsession
the last 2 meetings against a weaker Bayern went really well for them
Erfurt XI
Domaschke, Nikolaou, Laurito, Aydin, Tyrala, Hergesell, Menz, Pigl, Judt, Erb, Szimayer
Magdeburg XI
Glinker, Handke, Fuchs, Puttkammer, Beck, Brandt, Butzen, Sowislo, Razeek, Hainault, Chahed
>>64240306
hope pogba breaks a few legs desu
ULTRAS FCM
L
T
R
A
S
F
C
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCy8D1J-HV4
>>64240502
fuck off, dumbers
>Hertha, Faster, Better, Stronger
someone /arminia - st.pauli/ here?
>>64240560
respect from ultras fc midtjylland
them fucking europa league matchups
>the city of erfurt absolutely gettign BTFO
Not going to make it for the Leicester match either
fuck off, zoni
I will be here for the Leice ster match
Some pregame reading about Kasper Schmeichel and his father's shadow:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3357731/Kasper-Schmeichel-people-think-s-OK-tell-ll-never-good-dad.html
>people-think-s-OK-tell-ll-never-good-dad
didn't know he had kids
>>64240816
He has two :)
>>64240804
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk
thanks but no thanks famalam
One of the Danish handball players is in a lesbian relationship with one of the Swedish players.
>>64240870
got any pics?
>>64240865
But it's an interview with Kasper, not an article about cancer or transfer rumours.
>Denmark is a lesbian
>>64240885
You can find it at the bottom of this article:
http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/haandbold/mulle-hyldes-efter-troestebillede-viser-sportens-bedste-side/5871104
I don't want to risk anything by posting it here since they are not in their playing uniforms
>>64240885
Where do I unsubscribe the Denmark newsletter?
>>64240937
That's from a Danish game I think, or at least from a Danish broadcast. Anja Andersen, who is the Maradona of handball, is a lesbian too.
>>64240947
www.reddit.com/r/Germansp/
>neinhold trying to push his subreddit
Fuck off.
>>64240975
neinhold isn't even a mod there
>>64240960
>It's just one über autistic mememeister shitting up the board
essemaitsch
>>64240870
Just like my mangas!
>>64241098
This is them after Denmark sent Sweden out of the World Cup last night :3
>>64241120
>you will never be a qt lesbian
:(