>Main Card: (PPV) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am UK
5 Round Featherweight Title Fight
José Aldo(c) (25-1-0) vs. Conor McGregor (18-2-0)
5 Round Middleweight Title fight
Chris Weidman(c) (13-0-0) vs. Luke Rockhold (14-2-0)
Middleweight
Ronaldo Souza (22-3-0) vs. Yoel Romero (10-1-0)
Welterweight
Demian Maia (21-6-0) vs. Gunnar Nelson (14-1-1)
Featherweight
Max Holloway (14-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-11-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Urijah Faber (32-8-0) vs. Frankie Saenz (10-2-0)
Women's Straweight
Tecia Torres (6-0-0) vs. Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (6-1-0)
Welterweight
Warlley Alves (9-0-0) vs. Colby Covington (8-0-0)
Lightweight
Leonardo Santos def Kevin Lee via rd 1 TKO
>Fight Pass Prelims: 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Lightweight
Magomed Mustafaev def Joe Proctor via rd 1 TKO
Lightweight
Yancy Medeiros def John Makdessi via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Welterweight
Court McGee def Marcio Alexandre Jr. via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,29-28)
1st for Aldo
3rd
soon lads, soon
>>64182820
2nd for aldo
9th for aldo
santos is 35? are you kidding me?
Gunnar #1
DEY DON'T MEWRVE LIKE I MEWVRE
YEHAAAAAAAAW
HEEM PENALIZE
Some write down somethihng that happens on stream.
I think my stream is 20 seconds behind fuck.
Tell me something that happens and ill count
>AN DEN A YUNG GURILLAH KILLS HEEM AND TAEKS EVERTIN HES GOH!
does /sp/ think that was an early stoppage?
Link for stream?
>>64182851
My man Ponzinibbio watching the fights with his opponent from last night
Why do people not like Rockhold?
Why does this seem so much less hype than 189?
Reminder that I could heem every one of you Irish fucks.
>>64182873
of course not
>>64182815
5th for Wii U smells like Pii U
>>64182873
we dont care because kevin lee is a dick and it was funny either way
>>64182873
not at all
>A hue that actually is nice and learned some english.
I like this guy, I don't usually care who wins if I don't know either of the fighters but I'm gonna go for him from now if he doesn't fight someone I like.
who /vagina-chin/ here?
>>64182815
Guys what's a heem?
>>64182876
Rojadirecta.me
I have a BT sports 2 stream, I dunno shit about UK TV. Do you guys get the whole event for free on it or does it end after the prelims?
>>64182884
CHAT SHIT
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT THICK ASIAN POSTED IN THE LAST THREAD
>>64182878
why are nordics so shit at mma?
>>64182873
he wasn't appropriately defending, but he wasn't ko'd either
>2 undefeated guys up next
>someone has to (almost surely) lose
The paddy will get it
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>64182876
>Dana.com/showmethemoney
>>64182873
it was what, 10 or more unanswered shots?
>>64182857
He does look young.
Why have faggots started doing this
"OH NO I HAVEN'T REALLY LOST LOOK I'M F..FINE"
shit? Clearly taking a beating, unanswered strikes but nah you're fine
>>64182886
The prelms literally just started and we had a knock out. Seems fine for me.
>>64182915
It's all free
>>64182891
how are those shorts allowed? hes wearing his traditional african tribal skirt
hope that mick get buried in potatoes
>>64182868
monthly budget for nicer car
Threadly reminder to fuck ISIS and practice movement twelve times a day.
>>64182891
lol holy FUCK
>>64182873
literally took 10 unanswered strikes after being dropped how could it be early
>>64182907
What the fuck is Conor's problem?
Has there ever been a double KO in the UFC? I've seen it in smaller organizations...how funny would it be if that's how the main event ended.
>>64182939
because they equate mma with street fights
>>64182876
r/mmastreams
>>64182884
He's a typical commiefornia surfer bro who's slowly becoming more and more media whorish and vapid.
>>64182927
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>>64182963
He really had to take a shit bro
>>64182955
>movement
I mean MEWVMENT of course.
>>64182927
I SWEAR ON ME MUM
i need to fuck a thick filipina
>the lazer pointers and tennis balls actually worked
>>64182927
I want her to crush my head with those thighs
>>64182909
heem sleepy means he is knocked out
>Someone gets rocked then bashed in the head lots of times
>Casuals call it an early stoppage
I certainly hope McMemer gets beaten decisively so we don't get people memeing about how he really wasn't out.
>>64182907
>>64182963
manlet was overstepping his bounds, i don't even like conor much but he was in the right there
>>64182903
Yeah that and him being so excited he ran off into the crowd before he realized what he was doing made me like him a lot.
>>64182884
He seems like a douche
>>>64182907
Is it me or any time people actually banter McGregor he starts getting emotional? First this, then Aldo.
>>64182965
hughes vs newton sorta kinda. they were both unconscious at least
>>64182907
Fabers cheeky little smile at the end always makes me laugh
>>64182891
NUOHMYGOD
>>64182873
No, fuck off
>>64182909
Your mums muff after me dong
All these sexy ads. Has TV basically become softcore porn? Not that I mind.
Need rose pvz webms family
>>64182965
I like some of his podcasts.
He shamelessly sucks his bosses flayed dick though.
>>64182996
Ido is planning to work it into Conor's next camp right now.
>>64182965
It would be be insane desu
Can you imagine it?
>>64182996
>>64182907
>Start shit
>Get mad when the guy respond
>>64182907
>I'll break your jaw
>>64182963
Hes a europeen nigger. Thats typical behavior for them.
>>64183005
The lack of confusion on Faber's face implies he was just trying to pal around with Conor, not being a cunt.
>>64182993
>lives in asia
>doesn't fuck asians
lad...
>>64182891
holy fuck I am laffin
anyone have the webm of paige crying or trying not to cry
>>64183006
Post more
>PLEASE DO NOT POST LINKS TO THIS SITE ON LE REDDIT, TWITTER, 4CHAN, ETC.
>>64182950
>hope that mick get buried in potatoes
I with you pal, i dont like him too but what i do love is the tears he causes you anglos to shed
Portugese doesn't even sound european, it's disgusting.
POR QUE POR QUE
Only thing that sounds anything like a European SPRACHE
>>64182891
>literally just wildly flailed his arm and got lucky
Is this meant to be impressive?
This is the thing with UFC. A lot of the TKO's are just pure luck. You landed a lucky shot right on the button. Doesnt make you any better than your opponent.
>>64182919
Its illigal in our country
>>64182949
>Americans
They're gladiator garbs, they're fairly common in independent circuits.
>>64182884
What's there to like?
>>64182907
omfg did this shit piss me off, disrespecting a dude like that and being pissed off on him afterwards
i will be so fucking happy when he gets heemd piece of fucking shit, stroking a dudes head when hes a manlet too
>>64182955
based nig
is this a "point out hundreds of examples of why MMA is a joke but watch it anyway because we're all secretly casuals" thread?
I bet you all watch capeshit because mma is the capeshit of the combat world.
You know remember Chang Sung Jung
>>64182950
>>64183061
I'm mostly Irish and /pol/ enough to cheer for the white guy by default, but I still can't bring myself to back McGregor in this one.
He's just too much of a cunt.
>>64183061
>american
>anglo
Steady on lad.
>>64183076
Who the hell said it was impressive? Stop strawmanning, you faggot.
>>64182884
He insulted Weidman
>>64183072
Is it Latin derived or did they pick up a lot of kebab when islam raped them?
>>64182939
Competitive people only accept defeat if they tapped out or were temporarily ded. Otherwise they always think they still had a chance somehow.
>>64183072
Real portuguese sounds very different from brazilian portuguese.
Almost slavic.
>>64183044
>canada
>asia
>>64182907
is mcgregor really gay ?
>>64183010
He's a mental midget, he talks a lot of shit because he knows if he lets the other guy talk too much he'll end up crying into his blanky.
He couldn't deal with Faber joking with him and he totally spazzed out like some autistic child last night at the weigh ins, I bet he's glad there's no massive shit talker like chael in his division or he'd end a nervous wreck.
>Britbong mocking Latin based languages for not sounding European
How does it feel to be literally retarded?
>>64182927
Instaboner
>>64183096
He's coming back next year I think. Everyone loves KZ.
What are we eating lads?
I'm thinking about a cheeky pizza pie.
Does Also have a chance, lads?
>>64182907
>patronize shorter guy by rubbing his hair
>responds with a playful grab
>get mad as fuck
>guy thinks you are just playing
>nope your mad as fuck
>guys totally confused and probably spends the next 3 hours wondering what the fuck just happened
>>64183101
They are practically friends
>>64183125
Nothing but I feel like I should
>>64183050
WWE vs UFC...WWE fans knows its not real and UFC fans don't realize its fake
>>64183115
m8 everyone here is speaking English
Let that sink in
>>64183092
>tfw Klitschko got Klitchko'd by Fury
The ultimate justice.
>>64183108
B.C'er here, we're pretty much Asia.
>>64183072
Europe is the legacy of Rome. Portuguese comes from latin, and is thus is a trve roman langvage for trve evropeans.
Unlike the uncivilized germanic barbarians who destroyed Rome and then had the gall of claiming its legacy.
>>64183125
your moms vagigi
>>64183128
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>64183091
YO FUCK ISIS #vegaslife
>>64183125
Chicken breast with rice and peas.
>>64183102
Latin. There's very few words coming from Arabic, mostly names of places. It sounds very much like Romanian.
>>64183125
Made some oreo pie earlier get hype
>>64183061
Aren't Irish Anglo Saxon?
>now watch me WHIP (whip)
>watch me MAYMAY (watch me maymay)
>>64182884
He's an immense douche
>>64183125
pizza and a pie later
>tfw taima alt shitting itself
>>64182996
>"babe, can you come at my house?"
>"I can't, I'm fighting right now"
>"but I'm home alooone..."
Guillotine is such a nice submission
Friendly reminder we're off to a great start to the prelims so far, we got a finish
>>64183151
croatia when did you get the internet
>>64183108
>Canadian "humor"
>post yfw Kevin Lee actually gets the Sage fight now
>>64183125
fasted all day so i could gorge on some chips and pico de gallo guilt free
Post >yfw you are not Anthony Burch
>>64183098
I'm Irish and I kinda secretly want him to win but yeah, he's a cunt too and I want the best man to win.
If he's not the best he shouldn't be there.
>>64183107
How does Angolan Portuguese sound like?
WHAT'S A GOD TO A NON-BELIEVER WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYFIN?
>>64183165
Seriously, poo peeland?
>>64183165
>Irish
>anglo
Top kek
>>64183166
watch me now
tfw you make a frozen pizza but have run out of tomato ketchup
>>64183168
Do Californians typically act like Rockhold?
>>64183091
sauce? I heard about some feminist making a scene but haven't seen the vid.
I'm getting too tired, not even the coffee is keeping me awake
Help me out lads, I've waiting too long to just doze off and miss the fights
>>64183192
>>64183091
F U C K I S I S
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>>64183159
>sounds very much like Romanian.
I think it sounds a lot like Italian.
>>64183159
>tfw Scottish and given an arabic/jewish name
>>64183136
she sounded like a nice person in the post fight presser, also the whole camera focusing on her trying to hold back the tears just made me feel bad
>mfw Kevin Lee was the biggest favorite on the whole card
>>64183209
Totino's.
>>64183204
Why does this guy never put out improve? Its 90% Sam and then this guy gets the odd scrap skit every 6 months,
>>64183125
spicy wings spicy cheetos and fireball
gonna be rough tomorrow lads
>>64183125
velveeta chicken casserole topped with bread crumbs
>>64183220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3jMcwOGBI
>>64183130
Rockhold and Weidman aren't friends
>>64183198
Like a mix between italian and shit
KO in first minute for Alves
cap it
>>64183232
I think she's pretty qtp2t
>>64183237
Uriah was the biggest favorite
>>64183230
Scoti
Wasn't that Roman?
>>64183192
>Sweden
>Not burch
Does not compute.
>>64183216
Depends on where you go. But there certainly people who do.
>>64183232
pvz gave her heart and stole mine
>>64182923
the mind of a fucking scientist , arm like fucking canon and a cock like a burmese python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGWmYU_zcGY&feature=youtu.be
>>64183235
saved
>>64183259
Have you watched the embeddeds? They like each other
Someone is getting heem'd
>>64183192
>mfw I can never know for certain I am not Anthony Burch
>>64183221
wash your face with cold water, helps allways
Warlley by /HEEM/
>>64183246
>never put out improv
Excuse me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlmfFDhcs1c
>>64183220
She asked how did Holly feel being in a male dominantated sport and if people really respect her accomplishments because a lot of them just hit on her and made comments about her appearance. Typical feminist shit. We obviously respect her.
Then some nigger interrupted by grabbing the mic and screamed YO FUCK ISIS. So funny.
Going to go sleep and wake up just a bit before 5. Will I make it in time fellas?
UFC IS GAY...REAL MEN DONT FUKKEN HOLD HANDS WHEN FIGHTING
What percentage of men involved in MMA are bald?
This hue looks so much bigger
>He isnt watching Joey Diaz on Periscope
It's like you cocksuckas don't want to watch Uncle Joey smoke weed and do a solo fight companion
UFC ring girls look pretty hot.
Do they only hire the good looking women?
>>64183221
Coffee grounds, warm wet paper towel, up your ass go.
>>64183279
is this guy autistic or something jesus christ
HEEM
>>64183265
check the odds you fuckin goof
COME ON CHAEL'S PROTEGE ALVES
>>64183125
buccal nandos tƅh
HEEM TAPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM TAPPPY
HEEM TAPPY
HEEM TAPPY
HEEM TAPPY
>>64183310
no you know your gonna sleep right through dont do it
DDT
>>64183310
wow talk about uncanny valley
would smash fake butt but would feel like cyborg after
HEEM CHOKEY
HEEM TAPPY
JUST LIKE THAT
>>64183263
boom
JESUS
>>64183248
your butthole gonna be burning tomorrow morning
BRASHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>64183224
Brazilian Portuguese does I guess, but European is a lot more monotonic in my opinion
>>64183136
At least she showed up to the presser unlike Ronda.
I gained respect for her tbqh.
Also:
Brazilians are 3/3 so far. Uh oh.
>>64183192
his sister is really pretty
B R U T A L
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>>64183310
I'd stay up and then sleep from 6am till 13pm m8.
>>64183173
damn nice
>>64183328
No your Mum was one of them last time.
>Jesus
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT GUILLOTINE DDT CHOKE JESUS FUCK
>>64183257
>why do all these men like find her so beautiful and not me omg this is so sexist holy shit like omg :(((
>>64183310
DAT BOOTY IS JUICY
Brazil is coming to bang, mcgregor is finished
>>64183318
alot arnt. hair just gets in the way.
HEEM
HOLY SHIT WE'RE IN FOR A GREAT NIGHT LADS
![MXFHSWR[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/2TWVUsl.jpg "MXFHSWR[1].webm")
>2 fights
>2 finishes
>>64183318
people around dana just try to look like him as much as they can so he likes them more without even realizing why
>>64183266
>Scoti
Thats not my name but the Romans called one of our tribes that. They refered to north of Hadrians wall as Caledonia
>>64183328
Their job is to look good, why would they hire ugly ones?
HEEM TAPPY
>jesus on flag
HEEM TAPPY HEEM TAPPY
You couldn't even give me one lousy round Moe
>>64183356
eh, TKO and 5 seconds late
I'll take it
so is that 2 brazilian wins so far?
not a good sign
>>64183371
in a very 'ugly as fuck' sort of way
>>64183384
You are welcome
>>64183328
you could be a ring girl 2bh
>>64183385
>Both Brazilians
>>64183257
>people can't respect you if they think you're attractive
That actually explain why feminists look so disgusting if they think that's true.
Post your face when Brazil wins it all today.
>Slamming himself into the mat
m8 that seemed a bit dumb
Noice guillotine though
COMBAT SPORTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>jesus
>>64183335
I did. I just lost money on Kevin Lee cause I put him on my accy like a retard.
>Tecia next
>>64183407
close enough
lads its fucking happening.
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>64183394
fuck off obama
Where's Canadabro with the snacks/bunda? did he get banned early???
This triple card weekend has been so damn comfy so far. What a time to be a fight fan.
>Desecrating you're on national flag
faggot desu senpai
>>64183408
That's a glorious sign, anon
>>64183403
I DONT NEEDJA STINKIN MONEY
Jesus loves subs baby
>>64183328
the two brunettes are fake titted the blonde is god tier. Wtf alves fight over in 20 seconds
>>64183257
lmfao
>Stronk womyn tries to make some feminist statement
>Based nigga walks up in the middle of it and instantly trashes her statement and ends terrorism forever
USA USA USA
I made popcorn for that shit
>>64183428
>Slamming himself into the mat
Looked like Colby's last ditch attempt to get out of it to me.
tecia decision incoming
guys relax
