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>RUNNING ORDER
Bou/ManU, ManC/Swa, CP/Sou, Sun/Wat, Nor/Eve, WHU/Sto
>van laal
>190cm
not even worth watching. every game today was shit
>>64174781
gonna watch mememouth vs memechester united and that's it 2bh
>>64174401
>alan hansen
>>64174781
How will you hide the crippling loneliness though?
bit empty in here innit lads
>>64176555
todays games were pretty shit lad
>Poonited
>8 points so far this week
JUST
U
S
T
>>64176555
No big teams played today, lad.
>Being keked by litteral meme player who can't even make OUR shitty national team
JUST
can't wait for >van gaal famiglia
LGTSS
>van lala
>muh feelossofee
>muh notebook
Pre MotD ABU laugh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1jJDfI04Hg
These guys are on the verge.
>>64177342
These fan rants are the best new trend in football
>>64177342
Damn the guy needs to shave his fluff
Can this be /the apprentice/ gamethread aswell??
LOOK AT HIS FACE
>>64177641
No.
Imagine if Harry Arter would have scored a game losing own goal
>shearer and murphy
literally the same man twice
>that united side
jesus christ who the fuck are these people
>Poonited
look, you ABUs need to get a grip. we're still winning the league.
>THE NEXT HENRY
>THE NEXT HENRY
>THE NEXT HENRY
>THE NEXT HENRY
>THE NEXT HENRY
>THE NEXT HENRY
woodward does not look happy
guessing everyone is watching the boxing
Boring Joshua is going to knock him strate out ,little do they know there missing felani score a banger
fUCKING CRISP FINISH FROM FELLAINI
>Uniteds back 4
>"Feliney"
>This fucking commentator
>>64174401
>swansea second
fuck this stupid shit what the fuck is bournemouth got to be first for?
stupid cunting shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY
who /topoftheleague/ here
>fell-eye-knee
>>64177479
you are a foool you know nothing goodnight
looking forward to seeing that hennersey save again.got to be save of the season so far , I was certain it was in at the game
>letting a league 1 defender walk through your defense without challenge
Bournemouth were so lucky. Jesus Christ.
>>64177682
fuck off, shearer's sounds like he's been lobotomised, at least murphy can string a sentence together and do an coherent bit of analysis. never look at his neck vein though. frightening t b h
>>64177874
I am replying to your post
he did everything but score!
>Gosling
Stick to acting mate haha
>>64177874
they could have had a third
>>64177682
That's what I thought when I saw them together. Danny Murphy looks like the Aldi version of Waitrose Alan shearer.
Man U's defensive record is the biggest lie ever
Also, Murray topkek
fellaini is united's only good player
>>64177912
HAHA LOOOOOL
>>64177843
I swear I just heard him say "Gorsling" as well
I avoided /sp/ until now because I didnt know that result
That was pretty fucking funny tbf
>mfw van laal
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>>64177926
>A moyes signing is Utd's best player
remember when everybody thought martial was good?
Does danny murphy have the tidiest missus in punditry?
>>64177960
you're a fucking weirdo
>Joshua King is Norwegian
>has a perfect English accent
>>64177950
Same problem as last year.feel sorry for note t b h senpai
>BBC pushing the nigger line still
>>64177950
Horrifying
>>64177918
kek
why the fuck are swansea not on yet?
literally why are bournemouth first, such fucking small club mentality
>>64177960
You're weird
>>64177978
he done good
>>64177988
it was like 10 minutes
>>64177886
Eww oh Jesus. Also, where was the love for Deeney's direct corner? Corners that go in without touching a single other player are GOAT goals.
>>64178038
no, you're a genuine fucking weirdo. what is wrong with you?
If De Gea wasn't a manlet he would have saved that
>>64178002
phil jones was on the bench too
Shearer , Murphy ,Linerker
Fuck one, marry one , kill one
Go
>>64178017
Because they beat one of the historically best clubs in the premiership, in their first ever season in the league.
>injury excuse rekt by shearer
Is Shearer contractually obliged to add "absolute sitter" to every episode?
>>64178049
you tell me, whats weird about that?
>>64178055
>6'4
>Manlet
>>64177912
They've got Steve Cook too
>>64178038
Fucking freak
>>64178060
>historically
>premiership
the premiership has no history, idiot
>>64177874
you're lucky they missed 4 sitters you fucking rag shit
>>64178088
>he can't see what's wrong with it
okay I was semi-joking before but now I'm actually worried. jesus christ.
I reall want to play bongos on shearer and Murphys head
>>64178109
almost a quarter of a century mate
Last 2 digits is the result of the Arsenal game tomorrow
That's a pretty dark team
S W A N S E A
Where will you be when the mighty spurs beat newcastle 6-0 tomorrow and goes 4th?
>>64177912
>>64178151
>arsenal losing 5-1
kek
KEK
It's actually quite possible too!
>white and light blue strips
who picked these?
Actually legit question, how do clubs decide what kits to wear for what games? Officials?
>>64178170
it isn't
>>64178088
Shut up you little weirdo
>>64178151
Last digit in my post is there final league position
>>64178151
>Villa winning 5-1
>>64178189
I sure hope so
>>64178169
new wallpaper, nice
thanks dutch shitty bandwagoner you autistic fuck
>>64178196
>>64178196
routledge faaam i fucking love you but score that you cunt
>>64178125
fucking relax about it you big cunt
>>64178189
I can see that to be honest.
Can't wait till villa go down. Such a no nothing team that thing they are a big club for winning nothing
>>64178224
wow...okay then weirdo. just trying to help.
>>64178196
Are you that guy who got a dissertation level achieve made about you?
>>64178182
Entirely down to the officials on the day. The kitmen get in touch with each other beforehand as well.
>>64178088
I was out all day and missed the results, but I saw the Bournemouth vs Man Utd score on Facebook and immediately rushed to read all about it. I've avoided scores in the past, but never just one specific score.
>>64178204
how did your team do today? is it top of the league?
i rest my case
>>64178229
They don't need trophies to be winners but they are winners
aeiou
>>64178272
Stop your actually being weird now
respect to Bony
>>64178229
Put your trip back on Bog Sim
>>64177950
LITERALLY WHO
>>64178278
how many times have you watched city in person? no excuses lad there are plenty of empty seats available
>united lost
What the fuck
Is everyone pretending to be shit so Chelsea can be relegated? now I just need Spurs to let Newcastle win and it'll be a perfect weekend
>>64178278
Enjoy the euro draw? What group you in again?
Oh yeah you didn't make the cut
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH
>>64178366
OHHHH SHIT BTFO
>Gomis didn't actually go-miss
>>64178272
i didnt avoid the score all day intentionally
Nice fucking goal desu mate
>that shouting
>>64178360
swans were much better than city too
>swanshit
>>64178293
I'm a different poster. And it's fun to avoid scores; it's like watching every match live when Match of the Day is on. The only problem is when all the matches are boring and you spend an hour watching basically nothing.
>no-miss
Wank goal
>all the fans left before they scored the winner
lel
It's a bit mental how shite City's defence is.
>swansea going mental
>all taken away from them in a minute
>>64178425
Not really fans t b h
>>64178425
fans have to be there in the first place to leave m8
>>64178425
>all the fans left
there were none to begin with
>>64178426
Isn't their defence something people criticized for years? I remember people saying they were dependant on Cumpenny.
>>64178439
Best feeling, even better when it happens to a likeable hard working team.
>swansea
could they go down?
>>64178520
hopefully
>nobody cares about Crystal Palace
>they could end the season in the top 4 while everyone is caught up in the Leicester meme
>>64178520
I like boobs
>You will never dress your wife up in a Swansea kit and let her get double teamed by 2 black men that call themselves Bony & Toure
>>64178426
Mangala is Boumsong tier
>>64178540
>they could end the season in the top 4
'no'
>>64178481
it's an 80m defence though
>Moyes for Swansea
Really?
>>64178294
I don't like Bony. His first instinct is to tur back to goal and pass the ball backwards. City don't need that with Silva, Brown Kevin, Sterling and King Yaya.
He is a decent player, i just don't think he plays City football.
time for save of the season las ,trust me daddy
who is still at the stadium?
bilic i reckon
>>64178455
>>64178457
A bit unfair to accuse City of not having fans when they are in the same mid-sized city as United. I'm surprised they have as many as they do desu
no mention of bony's two foot tackle then?
>be me
>be swansea fan
>mfw gus poyet as manager
>>64178603
Bony was literally a signing to nerf Swansea.
Sad thing is it worked.
>>64178572
Considering how shit United, Arsenal and Chelsea are it could definitely happen. They will keep picking up results at the same pace as the inconsistent big teams.
FUCK
BOLASIE
O
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A
S
I
E
What the fuck is happening to Southampton?
>>64178654
nope. No chance.
>>64178304
plenty of times
100% more times than the arseshit livershit chelshit and manure bandwagoners on /sp/ :^)
holy fuck this goalkeeper
>>64178685
lost their memery
>>64178641
that's also mfw i see your trip.
>>64178641
Can't you just..leave.
Please. I'm not even mad at you. I'm embarrassed and sad.
>>64178366
what? i'm algerian m8
>>64178715
this
Fuckin ell lads the Saints keeper is gorgeous
>>64178685
being made to wear a camouflage kit to make up for that time they beat man united
>>64178614
Manchester population: 2.55 MILLION
Old Trafford capacity: 75,635
Etihad capacity: 60,000
NO EXCUSE
IN FEELING
>>64178736
yeah, no point watching motd for me now
cya all at /box/
>>64178741
Is it true that every player in the Algerian team at the last WC was born in France?
>>64178612
I'm hoping for Quique Flores.
>>64178614
I live in Manchester. Every bandwagoner in the city supports Man Utd, and they never shut up about it. Man City do have fans, but they're normally quiet and hidden away, like adult babies of football. They only appear when they confess to friends or on the internet.
>>64178705
how many though
Is Pardew going to be the next England manager?
>>64178809
>Newcastle actually kicked him out
>>64178646
At least Gomis runs towards goal.
If the chance that lead to the Swansea goal fell to Bony, 100% he would have found a way to pass the ball backwards.
>>64178685
The center of a meme club's essence is its spirit or, as famous Hamburgian legend Lars Bastrup coined, the memessence. Southampton's memessence has been slowly drained away by Leciester since they slowed down near the end of last season. Leciester now is the memessence master and Ranieri is doing every short selling his soul to keep it there for as long as he can. The memessences is a fickle creature, unfortunately
>>64178798
Not to mention literally every Paki supports yanited too
>>64178789
literally irrelevant
WHO IS THIS FUCKING KEEPER HE IS GOAT
>>64178851
gass a nigger
>>64178799
ajax away monchengladbach away qpr home
>>64178809
Yes
Only allowed 1 tournament though unless he wins it
>>64178851
gazzaniga? he's generally fucking awful actually. just had a good game for once.
>>64178685
they don't have poch anymore
>>64178884
ive been to more city games and im not even a city fan
lol
MEME INCOMING
>>64178843
Heh Mohammed seems a butthurt
It's prerecorded.
>especially our white players
what a racist
Pardew is a complete madman tbqh
still at the ground haha
PARDIOLA
Fair play to Pardew though to stay at the stadium, that's the kind of dedication that could earn him the England job
STILL AT THE STADIUM
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What the fuck? Why is he still at the ground?
>>64178920
So Gary's been at the studio since 3?
>>64178920
motd is live you fucking retard
>>64178967
somebody else interviews the manager and then gary makes it look like he is doing it
>>64178967
>Gary was the complete madman all along
Fucking hell lads, what a tweest
>>64178907
>that flag
>sports discussion
i love this meme!
>>64178967
That fucking dedication.
>>64178902
you're a britburka tho
i'll go plenty more times now that I actually have a job after having finished my studies, plane trips and football tickets aren't exactly cheap if you're a student
>>64179008
no because you see some managers saying "Gary"
>>64178902
You do have the advantage of living in the same country though. Probably the same city?
>>64179008
But Pardew said Gary, mates we've been duped.
>>64179008
So someone else does all the hard work and he just does the end bit and takes all the credit?
It's like he never stopped playing...
PARDS
A
R
D
S
>>64179047
ahahahahahahahahaha
So are Leicester gonna beat Chelsea on Monday?
>>64179049
They're all in on the conspiracy.
>>64179049
>>64179064
the other guy is also called gary
>This love for Wayne Hennessey
What? He used to play for Yeovil in >our Championship season. When did he get good?
>>64179059
are you turk or greek sided
this will determine if i like you or not
>>64178967
KEK
Why the fuck are their no male footballers on the SPOTY?
>>64179084
duh
>sports "personality"
>all literal whos
Luv u beibs <3xxx
>>64179098
>SJWPOTY
>>64179070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10
>>64179098
it's literally a crime that rooney and vardy aren't on it for their records
>>64179098
No one's done anything noteworthy really
>>64179109
Let's see your sports personalities
Hmm, there's...uh...that guy who...hmm...nope. You're totally fucking irrelevant. Shut the fuck up.
>>64179085
>>64179086
they just referred to england drawing wales
>>64179084
Yeah, Vardy's gonna score a blooter, then pull up his shirt to reveal multiple bags of walkers Vardy salted strapped to his body and hand out crisps to everyone except Mourinho
>>64179098
What have they achieved? No one cares about club shit, it's all about international.
>>64179087
Do you have a second team like Chelsea or Man U
>>64178809
Yes, and he'll quit when someone tells him he can't sign frenchmen for the english national team.
>>64179134
Fuck me is that the original /britfeel/ jc?
>>64179117
ellie?
>>64179158
rooney broke the goalscoring record
MUH HEART
>>64179156
>google 'vardy salted'
>it's actually a thing
Holy shit what
Also, ready salted in a blue packet wtf walkers?
>>64179179
>>64179161
Not really. Maybe Southampton, but they've been in the lower leagues as well recently so I just cheer for memes.
>>64179155
>our collective faces when we realise they WERE in the stadium all along
>>64179084
No. Chelsea played their best game of the season against Porto. Willian looks great, Hazard looks great, Oscar looks good, Courtois is back. Leicester will get at most a draw.
>>64179098
At least there's no cripple pandering this year.
>>64179197
Against the mighty San Marino.
>>64179252
>>64179264
>Team A played great against Team B
>Team A will therefore also play great against Team C
See Liverpool - Newcastle
G O M E S
>>64179232
>Also, ready salted in a blue packet wtf walkers?
>not remembering the blue salt packets you'd get in old crisp packets
>being this new
>DYEC?
>tfw job center money
They are making me go on a 4 week course
>>64179289
>>64179197
Someone post the Rooney pasta
>>64179264
Lawro reckons the game will be a draw too. Based on his predictions of Leicester so far this season, I'd say it's guaranteed to be anything but a draw.
why is he wearing a gumshield
>>64179343
that's not ready salted
the 'ready' implies it's done for you
Lads, the "still at the stadium" meme isn't even on a screen. They have a small room in the studio, with a window in it made to look like a TV screen and sponsors on the walls, and Alan Pardew has just been hiding in there waiting for Gary to talk to him.
>Blunderland
>>64179347
Based big Dave cracking down on your bennies
>>64179367
those are his teeth
>>64179264
Porto game was like that because Chelsea scored a lucky goal and forced Porto to over stretch. If Chelsea didn't get lucky, it would have been a 0-0 or worse.
It's not even a matter of being pessimist or what, it's literally what happened
First day at home from uni, so unused to being warm that the fireplace is sending me to sleep is this what real life is like
>>64179343
>>64179372
tfw the crisps are unsalted and at the end of the game Vardy opens every individual packet and personally salts them with the collective tears of Chelsea fans
>>64179232
>tfw you were sure Cheese & Onion came in a green packet and always had done
niqqa high af
>tfw need a piss but I can hear my flatmate talking in the kitchen
Why can't they fuck off out and leave me to peace
>>64179250
wtf happened to yeovil? i looked them up yesterday and saw they were rock bottom of league 2. i thought they were still in the championship.
>>64179467
why are you pissing in the kitchen
lads did you know Pepe Lel is managing Real Betis
>>64179445
Fucking KP sneaking up with their green Cheese and Onion packets.
>>64179495
>meme manager in meme league
What's strange here
>>64179495
again?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2016
some spooky shit is happening on this article
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