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>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Jose Aldo (145) vs. Conor McGregor (145)
Chris Weidman (185) vs. Luke Rockhold (185)
Yoel Romero (185) vs. Ronaldo Souza (186)
Demian Maia (170) vs. Gunnar Nelson (170)
Max Holloway (146) vs. Jeremy Stephens (145)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Urijah Faber (136) vs. Frankie Saenz (135)
Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (116) vs. Tecia Torres (116)
Warlley Alves (171) vs. Colby Covington (170)
Kevin Lee (156) vs. Leonardo Santos (156)
>Fight Pass Early Prelims (on Fight Pass at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT/11:30pm UK)
Magomed Mustafaev (155) vs. Joe Proctor (155.5)
John Makdessi (156) vs. Yancy Medeiros (155.5)
Marcio Alexandre Jr. (171) vs. Court McGee (170)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
Episode 5: https://youtu.be/QATFQFWgWJE
Episode 6: https://youtu.be/ZujfTiYQqd4
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>>64175446
Third for GUNNAR
>autistic mohamed /pottery&rhyme/ thread
still can't believe McGregor vs Aldo is happening, so hype my body is shaking
>>64175446
>mcnugget
wholesome kek
Aldo will win due to tko (injury) from a devastating leg kick that destroys Conors knee
screen cap this post
>>64175484
lmaobud
NTH FOR SCHAUB, THE OFFICIAL FAVORITE FIGHT OF HEEM
KING CONNOR WILL REIGN SUPREME
KING OF THE BRITISH ISLES
Getting "Chinese" food tonight in honor of Canada
POST YOUR FACE WHEN ALDO HEEMS MCGREGOR
YOU FATHERLESS BASTARD
3 HOURS BOYS
I'm already naming my daughter Holly, so if The Chris wins tonight I'm naming my son Chris.
>>64175525
two and a half hours
>>64175525
2 hours 25 mins to be exact
>>64175489
there's still half a day for disaster to strike mate.
>>64175520
TOP KEK M8
>>64175520
ew is that a tiny penis she has?
you now remember Poirier was tagging McGregor pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnO9-9kVcec&feature=youtu.be
>>64175539
>>64175542
Oops, my mistake. You guys are right.
>IRISH WLL STAY UP LATE AND WILL HAVE HANGOVERS THE NEXT MORNING WHILE THEIR """""""""KING"""""""" GETS BTFO
Also /HEEMSPEAK/ W-H-E-N?
>>64175520
i'd rather die alone than to be reduced to a human depilator
>>64175550
she really needs to retire, she's too old to be slagging around like she does.
>>64175512
Le hotties and I thank you, based Ameribro.
>>64175547
Aldo slips and falls while entering the octagon, blowing his ACL
who /snacks/ here?
>>64175561
You know remember Mcgregor struggling against a ring-rusty Mendes
>>64175591
halo5starterpack.exe
>>64175512
>chinese
get filipino food breh
>>64175561
excellent posting, Amerilad!
to you!
>>64175591
>No Corn Nuts
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EKFKcrJ.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
>yanks shitting up the thread
you naughty boys will have to be dealt with
>>64175591
enjoy your diabtes
>>64175601
You now realize Frankie KO'D full camp Mendes stiff in the 1st round
>>64175601
Ring rusty? Aldo will start slow and get knocked out in the first chief
>>64175624
muh dick
>>64175639
>Aldo will start slow
wew lad
Romero vs Jacare
Who you got /Heem/?
>>64175591
filename.jpg
>>64175624
Is that the joi lady
>>64175614
Population: 14,000
I don't think so. Could get some Indian food at my friend's mom's house though
would Honda Housey beat Floyd Mayweather?
Quick, pick a fight in which the following phrases will be uttered:
>HE IS SOOOO WOBBLY
>JUST WORLD CLASS JIU JITSU HERE MIKE
>OH HE TAGGED HIM, HE'S HURT
>THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK
>>64175520
Why the fuck would someone take a picture like this? Why would you send it to someone else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8
eh only just found this, something to pass an hour with i guess
>Irish "people"
https://www.instagram.com/p/_LY8yeJJfW/
Guys should I order Alpha Brain?
>>64175691
its probably her bf and she did it as a joke
>>64175560
Hi, virgin.
>>64175697
Shitposters online, shitposters irl.
Irish, Dublin Anon here.
I hope Mcgregor gets fucking bashed....He's nothing other than a mouth-piece cunt and needs his stupid fat fucking gob slapped shut.
Every cunt over here loves him but I hope he takes an awful fucking slaughtering....the gobshite prick.
>>64175697
fucking disgraceful
>>64175704
Yes, and I also have this tub of magic beans if you're interested
>>64175520
I don't endorse suicide, but this guy should definitely consider it
>>64175726
Go to a pub for the fights, you'll want to see the reactions.
>>64175697
500 points! XD
>>64175744
What do the beans do?
>>64175726
>Dublin
>Irish
Pick one.
>>64175697
looks like fun. Looks like the average football game in Germany only a lot less croweded. Americans wouldn't know since they don't have fan culture.
>>64175697
bunch of fucking idiots
>>64175726
sounds like you're the one who needs a slap or two faggot
is there any way i can watch 194 live without having bt sport? im willing to pay
>>64175753
No pubs open over here that late tonight.
Im going to watch it with the lads in my house and laugh my bollix off when he gets his face smashed in.
>>64175786
he's literally trying to impress McGregor haters on heem, what a sellout faggot
>>64175726
Irish-American here
I love McGregor
He's a part of my heritage and so is the potato
>>64175697
fuck i wish i was there, 189 was mental.
>>64175789
Ufc.tv
Is Ryan Hall's BJJ a meme?
He had a whole round of back control and couldn't finish. He got deep into the 50/50 several times and couldn't finish.
>>64175520
ITS THERE LOOKING YOU IN THE FACE AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING
>>64175800
That sounds good.
>>64175561
LMAO at the leg kick counter to Conor's spinning shit, if Aldo lands that the mcnugget's leg is going to end up in orbit along with my sides.
Aldo TKO via injury round 2.
>female friend said she will give me a handjob if Conor wins
I need this so bad
I hope he resists his Irish instinct to drink before the fight
>>64175789
yea on ufc tv. You can watch it on your computer, or on the tv through a thing like apple tv
>>64175520
I'm ready for this shit culture to burn.
>>64175789
dont think so (at least not a paid way, obviously you can find a stream for bt sport)
>>64175816
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How do you rate Holly?
Aldo has not fought since October 2014
He won't be able to keep up with McGregor's movement
>>64175789
when i try to buy it it says im not allowed due to broadband restrictions
>>64175856
mom/10
>>64175840
Did you at least offer to finger her if Aldo wins?
>>64175800
Fuck off back to syria u dirty paki traitor
Can't wait to see what Weidman pulls off this time.
Hopefully he doesn't destroy Rockhold's beautiful face. No homo but he's an Adonis.
>>64175840
>handjob
why not blowjob?
>>64175624
>le kekold dominatrix mum
Definitely one of the most meme porn sluts out there
>>64175840
why? she thinks aldo will definitely win or she loves mcgregor?
this irish slag is in vegas RIGHT NOW
>>64175825
Why don't you go roll with him and find out?
>>64175857
Yeah I pretty much expect Connor to win partly because Aldo hasn't fought in awhile
Cain 2.0 incoming
>>64175876
Rockhold's body and face give me a massive man crush boner, no homo
>>64175857
Cutting edge analysis buddy
>>64175840
I got a similar thing going on with my wife. She won't let me bet for real money so we do bets for household chores or sexy stuff.
I'm gonna be eating ass for an hour if Goober wins tho so I'm rooting for Aldo.
>>64175816
>>64175841
not allowed because bt have bought it exclusively i think
>>64175886
>tfw no wide hipped baby making machine gf
>>64175904
Thanks for the reply
>>64175840
>handjob
>a good thing
>>64175857
Yes McGregors cartwheels will have him running in circles
>>64175836
When Conor's shit snapped against Holloway, he kept on trucking. Expect a torturous game of counter strikes if his knee explodes.
>>64175840
we will be thinking of your feelings when aldo kicks his face off
>>64175886
I'd lick her potato, if you catch my drift.
I want mcpotato to win only because there will be more ebin meme's and also all that stupid movement crap will be legitimized and i will lol
>>64175786
Just cause you're Irish doesn't mean that it's mandatory to support him.....Ye fucking Sap.
>>64175840
>literally betraying your GOAT countryman for some slag
>>64175921
what i would give
>>64175912
kek
>>64175886
hnnnng british slags are my kryptonite
>>64175789
You can buy it on ufc's youtube page
Why are yuros so gay?
>I want Rockhold to cum on my back no homo
It's kinda embarrassing how 99% of the Irish population have jumped on McGregor's dick just because he comes from the same shitty little island of them. Even if I were Irish I wouldn't support that cock guzzling faggot.
Nevermind, he'll get BTFO tonight and the millions of overnight Irish UFC fans will go back to Shinty or whatever shit they play.
>>64175789
/r/MMAStreams/
found one there last night that was on "steamup" or some shit. was almost hd and never fucked up or buffered once.
those of us who dont have bt sport dont even have the option to watch legally so fuck it
>>64175856
literally the perfect woman
Going to kill myself when McGregor loses desu
>>64175912
>She won't let me bet for real money
>She wont let me
>I need my wifes permission to spend my money how I want
Kill yourself
>>64175857
He had the same layoff between the first Mendes fight and his fight vs Frankie and it didn't effect him at all.
>>64175924
Lol look at all those onion rings.
>>64175937
>leg snaps vs a new born holloway
>the same as having a fucked leg vs a man who punts your thigh into orbit the whole fight
Aldo will see his leg is getting fucked and drill it until it gives or the ref stops it, once he saw KZ's arm was fucked he actually started kicking it before the ref waved the fight off.
Once Conor's leg went vs Hollway he wrestled him, he's got no fucking chance of taking Aldo down and good luck counter striking on one leg vs a leg kick expert.
Who here irish are subhuman niggers?
NEED a mcgregor victory to ensure the future of /HEEM/
>>64175869
No, but we have some thing going on, I will get action even if the fight gets cancelled.
>>64175878
Hand fetish, but girls hate giving handjobs, so id never happens.
>>64175883
She is sure Aldo will win
>>64175924
It is better than actual sex for me
>>64175999
Hows the electricity situation Kenya bro?
>>64175998
>guy grabbing the kids leg
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjc_8glIdPE
Who did Robin Black pick for Mendes v. Edgar? I want to tail his picks
>>64176038
>Who here irish are subhuman niggers?
try again pedro
>there are people than unironically think AlPEDo is going to be unaffected by the UFC's new policy
>>64176057
The storm is completely gone now. Thanks for asking, Ameribro
>>64175999
sema msee habari ya kushinda? Nasikie pope alicome kuvisit na kunanyesha sana :^)
>>64176058
That kid looks strong, she could pull him up
Lads shes gagging for a yank to knock her up for the green card.
what movie do i watch before ufc ? there will be blood or dead snow 2?
>>64176096
What are you doing for a living in Kenya?
>>64176087
*that
why is UFC so irrelevant outside of meme fights?
reminder that he doesn't just knock them out he picks the round
>>64176087
>there are people who think McGregor's skelly chin won't get heem'd after the first exchange with a vicious Muay Thai knee
>>64176038
Get back in your box you fucking mongrel.
>>64175990
i just found out today when trying to purchase on ufc website, im gutted. Hope I can find a decent stream
>>64175998
>>64175998
HAHAHAHA
DID THOSE FATTY AMERICANS BREAK THE BRIDGE WHEN THEY WERE STAMPEDING INTO THAT SHACK THAT SAYS BURGERS ON THE OUTSIDE??
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>64176107
>there will be blood
kill the irish
700 posts in 2 hours
>>64176106
where you guys getting her pics from, she on twitter or instagram?
>people truly believe, unironically, that McGregor won't be submitted in round 1
>>64176106
>cigarette between her legs
dropped
>>64176122
is it hard go>>64176106
ing through life retarded?
>>64176077
we dont need any more of you mary worshiping drunks ruining america sheamus
>>64176140
Aldo probably won't force the take down, he's a striker first
>>64176107
dead snow 2 was a big let down, nowhere near as good as the first
>>64175446
2 bongs and a bing, m9s!
>>64176106
>Cigarettes
>>64175570
I'll pop in after the first couple of fghts
>>64175697
>getting Americans upset
Top lads.
If they were black the cops would have shot them.
Going for my work Christmas party then the fight will be on at 5 in the morning, I wont remember anything probably.
>>64175912
>my wife won't let me bet my own money
>>64176132
looks like a mannequin in this pic
>>64176127
Midget Aldo needs to reach it first
>>64176097
My swahili is shit. I can vaguely tell that you're asking about how the pope's visit was. I didn't go visit him. The country pretty much shut down like when Obama came.
>>64176112
I'm a student
>>64175726
>le contrarian Irishman poster
I bet you hate Guinness and Gaelic too.
Shes partial to the black penis aswell lads
>>64175697
nothing on Heysel tbf
>>64176242
Does she only own 3 outfits?
just bought the PPV for 24.99 via a VPN lads...
am i a real fight fan now?
>>64176035
That's why I said it will become torturous. Mcgregor's response to danger (Mendes' wrestling) is similar to Aldo's: just try harder.
If he can't try harder (Aldo's TDD), then his EIRE and optimism: gone.
>>64176242
Good
I hope he wins lads. I need a boost, im dead set to fail these christmas exams!
>inb4 McGregor grants Jose a rematch in Croke Park
>>64176273
>>64176242
>mfw dese joocy thighs
>that recent Holly Q&A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzZPKZS1_Fc
That was one of the most cringe worthy videos ever.
I think Aldo will win, but that being said if he gets bodied by a McMemer left hand that confirms 100% that all BR fighters are PED abusing cheats
>>64176298
Instead of caring about some fight that has zero influence on your life, start caring about your exams, you complete nugget.
Does Fedor have a NYE opponent yet?
>>64176327
funny as fuck imo
>>64176242
who is that lads
>people genuinly acting like the fight isn't evenly matched
>people acting like a fight can't be ended in a split second based off of a lucky punch or kick
Literally anyone in any fight could win at any time.
>>64176341
Yup, he knows who he's fighting.
How cringey will it be on a scale of 1 to 10 if Mcreggor loses after all that shit talking?
>>64176341
hey, look. 2 frauds
>>64175511
He's not from Britain. ..
>Just got in from work
The HYPE IS REAL LADS
>>64176360
shut up Ronda
>>64176376
hey, look, 1 faggot
picking her up and bringing her back to his kek cave lads
>>64176341
announcement coming after the weekend i think.
>>64176375
0/10 it would be hilarious
>>64176197
DELETE THIS
>>64176341
Future U.S. presidente right there.
>>64176388
god i'd love to shag her
What happens if McGoober loses?
>>64176327
I know all the BR mud monkeys looked like fucking idiots.
>that BR guy that tried to hit on Holly about 5 times
>the BR that wanted Holly to chant some 3rd world poverty monkey chant
Is Chris or Rockhold the fighter the UFC wants to win? I guess it's Luke because Chris got like no reaction at all from the crowd?
>>64176197
First of all that's super illegal. I have to report you sir.
>>64176404
vegas cops will clock in a lot of overtime.
>>64176404
He wont
>>64176234
Guinness is shit, it's the entry level stout.
>>64176197
DANA DANA DANA DANA DANA DANA
>>64176242
So pretty much like 99% of white women
>>64176404
Notre Dame fans are the fucking worst
>>64176404
>standing in the middle of traffic
>>64176197
Jakes on you, I'm not staying up until 3am to watch a fight. That will ruin my sleep schedule. I'll torrent it and watch it later.
>>64176419
Chris is already well known by casuals because of the Anderson fights. I'm guessing they want Chris but if Luke wins it wouldn't be the end of the world.
>>64176340
Im here with the books in front of me but the retard of a lecturer refuses to put any of the notes or sample questions up on blackboard. Also first one is on Monday and dont have a notion about anything on it !
an bhfuil cead agam dul go dti an leithreas maith she le thul e an mhuniteoir?
>>64176404
Ireland will take part in their favorite pass time. Drinking
Same if he wins, just a little more enthusiastically.
>>64176404
Rousey Internet Aftermath 2.0
Irish will be sad but will be just as supportive in McGregors next fight.
Also, did EA ever announce who was the man on the cover of the UFC game? I seriously think they held it back until after this fight because "MUH curse" cus its clearly McGregor
>>64176404
Fenians on suicide watch.
>>64176388
> dem juicy, juicy thighs on #2
> dose silky smooth 8's making dubs
quality post, Conor
>>64176404
I hope heembro in Vegas has his potato cannon ready to go
>>64176404
it should be legal to run people who stand in the road over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA2Emgz6DVY
Robin Black already picked McGregor to beat Aldo.
It's a 100% sure thing now McGregor will win.
>>64176442
You do realize white women being into black men is an internet meme?
>>64176442
Where da white wimmin at? Seriously though. The only woman in the webbum for longer than a second isn't white and the one that's there for a second, avoids looking at the guy.
>>64176480
Keep telling yourself that Mahmoud
>>64176419
Chris because he's undefeated. Undefeated fighters are generally more easy to market imo
>aldo kicks connors legs into oblivion and then spends the final rounds toying with him and beating him while connor can barely stand
>>64176404
The Irish are truly subhuman scum.
Hello there everyone. I just have a few things to say and I will be on my way. First of all I hate most of you. You all feel so entitled to your opinions and that is absolutely fine. However, your opinions are mostly wrong and you just love whatever new comes your way. I've never seen such a group of useless fucks like yourselves. Now don't think I'm bitter about anything because I give 0 fucks.
Now, I don't hate all of you. Some of you are very good posters and your opinions actually have some value to them. I'm mostly speaking to the majority. You come to this site and whine and complain so much about nothing that actually matters. My open letter to most of you is entitled "Go fuck yourselves".
I realize this is a place to discuss mma. However, you don't need to be such pieces of shit. I cannot come on this website without reading something that is very ignorant or just plain stupid. I honestly wish most of you would just kill yourselves but I digress. If you really gave a shit about this sport you would have thought provoking discussions that would challenge your minds and make you think about things. While this does happen from time to time it does not happen enough.
Every time I come here its about how this champ sucks or how hot this fighter is. Really? This is mma and no one gives a fuck how beautiful you are. You only have to prove how good you are through skill and ability.
So this is my farewell because I'm sure I will get banned for speaking my mind. I wish some of you the best because you know what your talking about and make interesting threads and posts. The rest of you can lick my asshole because your useless pieces of shit that should have been aborted. If not aborted than Christopher Reeve should have at least sucked all your cells out of your body so he could have fought Gene Hackman to the death. Anyway south park references aside, my point is I hate you all. You all have a wonderful life being bitter and petty and I will continue giving 0 fucks.
>>64176480
>You do realize white women being into black men is an internet meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9k3OHECX1Y
>>64176454
>Exams before January
You winding me up lad?
Any women on the card tonight? I want to jerk off
>>64176480
Lol. Keep telling yourself that Peabody Esquire
>>64176464
This.
Lads why dont you have an Irish gf to watch the fight with lads, you can shag her after when he wins
>>64176494
I don't need to tell myself that, I just look at statistics instead. American education strikes again.
there's so much sexism in this thread i can't even.....is it always like this?
>>64176394
delete what?
>>64176510
>Asking people if they're racist on camera
>Expecting anything but "no" as an answer
But then again, you are in America.
>>64176464
Alcohol distributors in Ireland must be billionaires
>>64176529
Because Irish women are slags.
http://vipbox.biz/boxing/watch-1msar-anthony-joshua-vs-dillian-whyte
Joshua vs Whyte and Eubank vs O'Sullivan
something to watch until the prelims start
>>64176521
Tecia Torres against some lesbian not joking about the lesbian part
>>64176471
> yfw they catch em and brew potato vodka
>>64176518
hence the Christmas Exams. Final exams of the year then in May
>>64176505
>implying we English aren't known globally for being the biggest yob away fans
>>64176534
>I look at statistics, but don't follow trends
>>64176534
>Statistics accurately portray everything that happens in everyday life
Go outside. I know its raining and all, but it will give you some perspective to actually be around your fellow gloomy citizens.
>>64176534
Triggered
HEEMSPEAK!?!!?!?!?!??!
>>64176529
>Irish girls
>not redheads
What's the point then?
>>64176521
Tecia Torres, she has a nice bunda
Will Dana kill himself if Aldo wins tonight
LADS
LADS IT IS HAPPENING
>>64176599
she is redhead
>>64176454
What subject, anon?
OH FUGGG
Now I'm hyped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjc_8glIdPE
Man, I haven't been this happy or excited in months. Shame it'll all be over in less than 12 hours
>>64176609
What's happening?
>>64176507
>>64176608
there's still sage
>>64176525
I'm sorry to burst your delusions, Tyrone, but statistics say otherwise. Just in case you can't understand this, I'll retype it into your dialect.
Nigguh dem stadistics sayin white wimminz aint feelin us nigguhs homie, doe dem white boyz makin bullsheeet stadistics coz muh dick
>>64176578
That's what I'm saying. I figured everywhere did January exams and May exams. Last time I did Christmas exams, I was like 14.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIMTJTe2LB0
Roy Jones getting heemed
>>64176568
How would you know ye fucking virgin
>>64176608
Nah. while not the best result for his shekels a healthy Aldo still makes him money and Goobs can still be marketed
>>64176529
W-What's her facebook or instagram? A-Asking for a friend.
>>64176578
Where you in college lad? CIT?
>>64176641
Do you remember your first blowjob?
