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Upcoming MMA events:
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Edgar ve Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
Q&A w/ Holly Holm (4pm est): https://youtu.be/KzZPKZS1_Fc
194 weigh in (6pm est): https://youtu.be/TTUpgAVwrXE
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Frankie Edgar (145.5) vs. Chad Mendes (146)
Ryan Hall (155) vs. Artem Lobov (155)
Edson Barboza (155.5) vs. Tony Ferguson (156)
Evan Dunham (156) vs. Joe Lauzon (155.5)
Tatsuya Kawajiri (146) vs. Jason Knight (145)
Julian Erosa (155) vs. Marcin Wrzosek (155)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Konstantin Erokhin (230) vs. Gabriel Gonzaga (263)
Ryan LaFlare (171) vs. Mike Pierce (170.5)
Geane Herrera (125) vs. Joby Sanchez (126)
Chris Gruetzemacher (156) vs. Abner Lloveras (155)
194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
194/TUF 22 preflight press conference: https://youtu.be/rEoU4M04h7Y
>194 embedded
extended: https://youtu.be/KfSAXxtw0V8
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/edksOd9LAJ8
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/cFAMxmPDEFE
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/tliR8gHahjc
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/pNotUGrO4js
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/R9zs6eo9HFU
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>RDA vs Cerrone
https://youtu.be/HvGth20GH4w
>Cerrone vs Martins
https://youtu.be/HYNyv21OQ4o
>PVZ vs Chambers
https://youtu.be/R43izVe6D5g
>Rose vs Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
Schaub
Say THANK YOU ROSE
>>64150557
>tfw pouring myself a glass of Rockhold's ass champagne
You fucking goof with 2 followers, the fan are pumped !!
>>64150588
Fuck that trans lesbian, she beat up my baby
Will we get a sticky tomorrow?
>>64150561
/hype/
>>64150598
Dear whoever the hell u are. Nobody gives a shit what u think MGM is sold out and fans r pumped for 2 nite. Ur opinion=WGAF
>>64150620
>the biggest girlbanger of the decade didn't get a sticky
>expecting this event to even get recognition outside out tight knit yamatodamashii family
>>64150628
dey don't shrink loik oi shrink
>>64150588
THANK YOU ROSE NAMAJUNAITE
did i say it right lithuania?
>>64150620
> wanting a sticky
>>>/trash/
>>64150620
If 190 got a sticky then this definitely will
New embedded:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
I think this is the night Frankie gets finished lads
>>64150620
don't think ronda got a sticky with the loss, and that was a bigger meme deal than whatever outcome this has 2bh.
>>64150628
Who /mhuehuehuement/ here?
>>64150668
DANK MEWVMENT
who /WWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1f3M7e-6Mk
>>64150628
goober has nothing left.
his momentum is gone.
he has been forcing his meme too hard.
no one cares.
no one.
>>64150668
Nice! I'm viewer number 248 :D
>>64150628
>Being so owned at the stare down that you have to fake a shot
This is the reaction of a mad guy
Aldo was almost laughing the whole time
>>64150628
>Aldo actually memed against Conor
Conor is not going to survive the first round, is he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
its here
>>64150628
Is McGregor going for p4p worst tattoos in the ufc? Getting your name in a shitty font on your chest and that gay as fuck back tat make him look like a gyppo.
>>64150628
Usually Conor is more animated at these weigh ins, i think somebody told him to take a leaf out of Holly Holms book and not give too much away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
New embed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATFQFWgWJE
lads
>>64150699
if he does it will be because Aldo wants to hurt him more.
>>64150685
B T F O
T
F
O
>tfw food poisonning is stealing my gains and preventing me going to bjj
at least I get to spend the night with you guys
Remember when BJ Penn tried to find his zen for the second Frankie fight? Do you remember what happened?
>>64150711
>implying Conor would listen to anyone but himself
Stop the damage control.
>>64150735
I think by Zen he meant the name of the chinese buffet he used to refuel after the weigh-in
>>64150730
FUUUUUUAAAARRGGGG
>>64150712
this fucking movement shit is just ridiculous
>>64150668
Holy shit, Rockhold and Weidman love eachother.
>>64150754
BTFO
Ok straya thanks. We will make it. Check your insect traps before the card.
>>64150711
>Comparing Conor to Holm
>>64150668
>Gian and Rockhold BTFO of McGregor
>McGregor is fucking dancing
>>64150770
They are two side of the same coin tbqh
>>64150769
basketball style my friend.
45 minutes until ufc starts, right?
>@ArielHelwani 5m
>A statement from the victim of the hit and run claims that she interacted with Jones while inside a store mere minutes before the hit and run took place, she claims he seemed in toxicated and she asked if he was okay, he turned to her and apparently said "I bet I can take you down" before walking out of the store.
>>64150788
and rockhold said he loves latino women, weidman married a latino. weidman just has to help rockhold calm down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUGoxhtqu9g
Hijab Aldo is best aldo
>>64150814
this was cute, I love girls they are so pretty
>>64150837
could you imagine being a girl?
>>64150826
That's ET aldo
>>64150797
>I bet I can take you down
kek
>>64150826
Mrs. Aldo
>>64150814
does she get a title shot if she wins?
>>64150826
Aldo phone home
>>64150814
nice widow's peak on the right one
>>64150837
I love them too lad
>>64150628
Man, you can literally see the fear in Conor. Its like that moment when you realize its exam day tomorrow and you just know you can't pass it.
The more I see of McGregor the more I hope Aldo turns his skull to paste.
How many bongs left?
>>64150891
Would you perhaps even go so far as to say you really, really like women?
Benson Henderson and Sage Northcutt are basically the same guy. The walkout to the same song too. The only difference is one is black and the other is white. They're built the same too. And you all hate on the black guy. Stop hating and grow up.
Good evening lads
Any fights worth watching Tonite?
>>64150900
>skull
legs
>ftfy
Reminder that Sage is hitting this
>don't ban me
>She's 18
>It's nonsexual
>>64150917
steph curry is playing in a few minutes
>>64150668
My sides cannot handle this mewvment
>>64150668
who /comfy/ here?
>>64150919
He snaps his famine leg with a kick and then punches his head into bread meal with GnP.
>>64150619
Kek, your ''baby'' got fucking demolished in every aspect. Yet another hypetrain down the bin.
>>64150923
don't understand the hype? She's 6/10 at best and sage is a 10
>>64150900
I like Conor. I just want him to lose so we can BTFO his fuckwit fans. Not that they'll see our bantz because they'll lose all interest in MMA the second he loses
>>64150914
I really, really, really like them.
>Yes Sir
>Mr White
>FIGHT PASS IS AMAZING
Haha holy shit Sage
>>64150923
muh dick
>>64150936
deal.
i think we can both live with that.
>>64150944
>not wanting him to get btfo in Ireland
>>64150923
>Sage
>Sex before marriage
Top kek
>>64150950
Do you mind if I save that webm?
what snacks and drinks you brehs got?
>tfw cheat day
>tfw wanted to get one of those variety cheese cake slice box things
>loblaws only has the shitty version
>end up getting some jalepino cheetos/ oatmeal cream pies, and some gummy candy
6 pack of coors and some captain morgans
>>64150965
Aldo wins tomorrow
Mendes rekts him in ireland
Easy
Do you think Aljamain Sterling will take the title when his time comes around for the shot?
>>64150980
No problem lad
>this revisionist history of the Mendes vs Conor fight on the embedded.
Please win Aldo so we can see the damage control and watch Dana flounder as his 4th hype train dies in 2015.
>>64150923
They dated when they were 13. Around there. He's dating some cheerleader.
nothing more autistic than people dissecting every little thing a fighter does at weigh ins and determining who has "the mental edge"
>>64150923
he isn't though, they split years ago
>>64150950
>Pat will never give that goofy speech before hugging you with all the love he has
>>64150980
thanks for joining us tonight Bill
how did sages sister end up such a hag?
>>64150619
unfucking lucky
>>64151002
wow claudia looking beautiful there
i thought ryan hall was eliminated by saul
>>64150996
it's fair game lad, watch the Edgar/Mendes previews it tells a completely different story
(this is known as promotion!!)
>>64151002
>nothing more autistic
except commenting on said people.
>>64151018
her genetic legacy wasn't made for a girl
>>64151018
The seed is strong. She is built to kill. Sage and her will rule over North America as Brother-Husband and Sister-Wife God Emperors of the Post-USA wastelands GOD BLESS
Kevin Iole @KevinI 1 hil y a 1 heure
Conor makes 500 tomorrow. Aldo 400 + 100. Weidman 275/275 Luke 80/80
>>64151018
she has a top bunda m8
>>64151018
testosterone and cocaine
>fights start in 30 bings
>forgot to get snacks
gonna be a shitty night
mcgregor looks like he took another rough weight cut
that will affect the mewment I would assume
>>64151039
>(this is known as promotion!!)
Promotion... I'd love to learn more about this promotion thing. How does it work?
>>64151051
>Luke 80/80
not even 6 figgers.
>>64151063
still time to go, m8.
>McGregor confirmed for shook & intimidated by Aldo
>grabbed his wrist in confusion
The meme dies tomorrow fellas!
>>64151063
>>64151039
>no ground game
>fight on 2 weeks notice
>get a gifted stoppage
yeah its really "fair" I truly hope McGregor dies in a car crash, fucking horrible little shit he is.
>>64151051
Damn, Weidman making bank. I wonder if he has ppv points.
>>64151051
Can you explain those for me? My betting experience is too simplistic compared to WHAT you guys do
>>64151075
you misrepresent facts to sell a product
>>64150770
>>64150668
The UFC cut out the part where they kiss
How much will that movement guy be able to charge per hour if Conor beats Aldo?
You think Aldo shook McGregor enough to not be in full meme mode tomorrow? He memed it up with Chad Mendes but doesn't seem like he will tomorrow
>>64151091
>confirmed for jim being rustled.
>>64151094
wtf does any of that have to do with what I said?
>>64151120
Conor's so totally different this time around. He may have gone too far in a few places.
>>64151107
those are the paychecks they are getting.
show/win
>>64151091
He was trying to steal all his gains because he's lost all of his to beat up smaller men like a faggot.
>shit talks people all the way up to WW
>kills himself trying to make 145
B E T A
E
T
A
>>64151143
Fml thought they were odds lmao
>>64151092
it's official
>>64150814
Why are Puerto Ricans so fucking short?
LMAO at the ronda metro PCS ad
>>64151051
should be 10+490 desu
I just cant believe this movement shit
a fucking movement coach?
>>64151103
All champions have paper view points -- provided they pass a certain threshold. I think last time it was discussed I heard that it's a climbing scale of sorts, so after 250k you get 50c per buy, after 400k you get $1 per buy, etc.
https://www.instagram.com/p/_K91d7PA4q/
https://twitter.com/ScottNorthlake
>>64151120
mcgregor knows he is the underdog this fight
>>64151179
All will be revealed tomorrow.
>>64151180
>I think last time it was discussed I heard that it's a climbing scale of sorts, so after 250k you get 50c per buy, after 400k you get $1 per buy, etc.
source?
>>64150679
>>64150926
>''what is footwork''
>>64151180
you're right but it's a percentage and iirc the first bracket is 200k
So what will the excuses be?
>poisoned potatoes
>got food poisoning for bad potatoes
>my meme coach's exercises destroyed my knee prior to the fight
>Paddy caught AIDS and it distracted me
>I caught AIDS from Paddy
>I was worried about Ronda and her being knocked out messed with my psyche
>IRA car bomb
>IRA threats
>>64151181
Aldo almost slapped goober in the chin
>>64151198
then he should get a boxing coach, not some fucking "movement coach"
Have you seen the guys videos? It's like some sort of zen guru shit
>>64150561
>>64151198
the bit with the grid of obstacles on the ground looked like a good idea, the rest looks ridiculous
Finally got onto the PVZ vs Rose fight, time to see this shit and it looks like I'll be in time to catch the prelims tonight
All is well
>>64151214
he won't make excuses
literally he wont
>>64151214
>my meme coach's exercises destroyed my knee prior to the fight
proper choice desu senpai
>>64150712
>>64150724
are chris and luke serious with buddy buddy shit before the fight. Totally kills it. I hope one of them is really foaming inside.
>>64151179
When your movement and footwork consists and ties to kicks and gymnastics it's great to spend a lot of time mastering balance and control of your body.
>>64150950
>ywn have someone who believes in you this passionately
>>64151181
A short, sharp shove.
Cruising for a bruising.
The Pink Floyd special.
lids
missed the weigh ins
did anything big happened?
>>64151221
kek
>>64151248
idk I think its charming. Why do you need to hate someone to compete?
>>64151269
Aldo did that corny Egyptian dance but thats it
>>64151179
if conor and gunnar get beat they'll look pretty silly
Does McGregor have AIDS?
>>64151269
Aldo missed weight, he is doing another in an hour
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani
John McCarthy will be your ref for Edgar X Mendes. Herb Dean for Lobov X Hall.
desu desu senpai
>>64150950
is it weird that I am jelous of Rose to have Pat as a boyfriend?
Is Weidman vs. Rockhold considered an east coast vs. west coast fight?
>>64151256
he probably beats the shit out of her at home
>>64151273
cause if they really believed what they said about taking your dinner plate away from your kids and stuff, you'd act a lil different
>>64151301
fuck you're kawaii mate
>>64151289
lies
t b h == d e s u
f a m = = s e n p a i
how long?
>>64151304
it's considered America vs Rockhold
FUCK LADS
IT'S HAPPENING TOMORROW
I CAN'T CONTAIN MY HYPE
>>64151313
stilol gonna be a sick ass fight
>>64151304
yep
"magic vs bird" whatever the fuck that means
>>64151179
In theory, movement is obviously something that is essential to fighting
But it's something you acquire while learning how to fight, not something you really individually coach before
It's like coaching perception
>>64151313
ofcourse they are not serious about that shit, is it your first day watching combat sports? Fighters rarely ever mean the shit they say, its all so people like yourself tune in and make them money.
>>64151309
rose has spoken in the past how she enjoy's hurting people.
what time is this fight on at?
>>64151342
>he didn't grow up watching the celtics and lakers
>>64151329
>we'll actually be alive to see McGregor vs Aldo
feels like i'm dreaming, somebody pinch me!
>>64151269
Aldo calm as fuck. Made weight.
McPotato weak from cut, didn't make weight.
White said never mind, weigh in again tmrw or whatever.
Looked ill and afraid.
Aldo kekd him.
>>64151326
Actually it's Reebok akward sellout shill vs Adidas prime specimen
>>64151268
>with a flick of his wrist Aldo just sent McGregor into a soccer flop
That's impressive tbhfamily.
>>64150588
>BASED THUG ROSE
sexy as fuck..
>>64151357
telling a mark that is like telling a 3 year old santa isn't real
>>64151352
McGregor believes that he should never prepare in any fixed way, so he just trains his body to adapt to any situation on the fly, rather than follow a fixed routine, the movement coach is just an extension of that. I don't know if it will help. If he loses he'll be laughed at for it, if he wins everyone and their mother will be getting movement coaches.
>>64150950
tfw no husbando like Pat
>>64150826
Top comfy
>>64151368
>Brazil still butthurt
I understand why you won't join the team t
>>64151304
I think it's everyone vs. Rockhold isn't it?
>>64151357
you dont think Conor thinks Aldo is trying to take his life style away from him???
>>64151380
m8.. whats a mark?
Did Jacare look a bit less vascular than usual or is it just because he was standing next to Yoel?
>>64151309
pat barry is a better person than you guaranteed.
>>64151404
a mark
not mark
confirmed for wwe fan
>>64151373
Wow, he barely moved his arm and sent Mcgregor back.
>>64151380
>/wwe/ reproting in
kek
>>64151364
>growing up watching niggers
I'll stick to my fuccboi Italian divegrass players senpaitachi omottan da
>>64151410
He looked deflated.
>>64150628
>mcmeme getting out memed
>mcmewvment getting out mewvd
>>64151389
>Condor wins
>Everyone gets movement coaches
>within the year we're seeing weird shit like people crawling along the cage like spiders and handstand fights and worm-mode attacks
Calling it!
>>64151437
Put the house on Yoel?
>>64151420
mandrama lingo?
>>64151366
*grabs you by the throat*
*pinches your tongue which came out of a mix of surprise and shock*
Tbh senpai
>>64151394
>le epic "i only like fighters from my country meme"
Weidman is a mediocre beta crybaby
Rockhold clearly is the champion the division needs
Lads, I'm getting kinda tired here.
What do?
>>64151398
You telling me Conor is just renting all that shit he's using on embedded? What the fuck?
>>64151453
Lol, how devastated will you be when Romero and Weidman win tomorrow?
>>64151458
stay up and watch fights in 15 minutes.
>>64151458
Same, I woke up at 2PM and I shouldn't be this tired.
>>64151458
realize you fucked up and should have gone to sleep 5 hours ago
>>64151447
I still think Jacare is better, but it's a coin flip fight.
>>64151458
go to sleep like me
fuck the prememes.
>>64151452
Hmm... okay, for my major action I'm going to pommel for underhooks, and for my minor action I'm going to spit my mouthguard at you.
>>64151448
A mark is a WWE fan that thinks its real.
>>64151453
>a media whore pre madonna is what the division needs.
Lel, Rockhold is going to get a rude awakening when he trades punches with Weidman.
>>64151458
woke up at 8am m8 I'm on borrowed time here but need to make it otherwise will have no chance tomorrow
>tfw BT Sport 2 HD
Conor looking a lot less dead this time around
>>64151465
no I'm saying he wants to continue to live like he is. If he loses his stock goes down and so does his pay checks
who /mewvement/ here?
>>64151540
what is he wearing
>>64151458
alternatively go to sleep now and wake up for the main card
2 hours of sleep will give you a major energy boost and you won't be too tired when you wake
you'll miss the gonzaga fight though, I guess
>>64151558
Swagger thats what
>>64151540
god fucking damnit
>>64151540
conor formed a boyband and they call themselves forward movement
>>64151558
High tech weightcut suit. He's got plenty of fresh Conor juices swishing around in there.
>>64150668
fucking kek. Luke making fun of conors mewvment.
>>64151497
*Matrix dodges mouth guard and spit*
*Stuffs your underhooks and makes your life hell causing you to back out*
*does Aldo karate pose*
(does The Rock voice) JUST BRING IT
>>64150724
separated at birth?
>>64151135
>the Jedi cut through these guys like butter
>>64151540
dressed like a Horse Jockey
>>64151570
so its 3 am GMT?
Conor looking like a white walker
>>64151612
*looks over at the ref, winces, points at eye*
ref! h-he poked me
>>64151540
lel, he's already dead
7 Bings lads and lassies
>>64151505
You think weedman Has better striking than Luke? Cmon f a m
Weedman was getting his ass kicked against top.competitivo and only won because he took them down and mauled then
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Join up
How would Dana React is Mcgregor gets heemed tomorrow?
>>64151631
McGrregor is the key to all of this...
>>64151654
why
>>64151655
*if
>>64151540
>movement coach
>dressed as a horse jockey
Lel, what a fucking clown.
Bloody hell I knew PVZ lost but I didn't realise she got mauled
Rose looked great in there, props to PVZ for staying in it but I can't imagine how it feels being in the Octagon and realising your opponent completely outclasses you
>>64151668
You know the old saying
>autism enjoys company
Updated
Weigh-ins are official and everyone made weight, so get your picks in if you haven't already
Main Card:
Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor
Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold
Ronaldo Souza vs. Yoel Romero
Demian Maia vs. Gunnar Nelson
Max Holloway vs. Jeremy Stephens
>>64151650
I honestly wonder if a woman has ever posted on /heem/
did mcgregor really miss weight?
>>64151655
he is already on suicide watch so he'd probably pull the trigger
>>64151655
someone photoshop a noose around his neck
Reminder that I can heem the fuck out of all you Irish cunts.
>>64151655
>>64150668
>Weidman and Rockhold joking around
>Rockhold clowning on Conors mewvment
>Aldo looking calm and focused
>Conor is fucking dancing around with that hipster faggot
Man, I still believe that Conor is going to win but getting kinda worried here. It feels like the memes is turning on Conor.
>>64151687
reminder that anyone who posts picks post weigh in is a casual faggot whos predictions should be put into the trash
>>64151687
Aldo
Weidman
Romero
Nelson
Stephens
>>64151651
>Rockhold
>gets meme kicked by Vitor
>fights b list guys and Machida
I never said he was a better striker, I was implying that Rockhold doesn't take punches well and Weidman hits like a truck.
All Rockhold has is his kicks, which are hard to pull off on a guy who is pressuring you and wants to take you down and batter you.
>>64151268
The force is strong wih Aldo. Goober gone get jedi heemd
who /heemspeak/ here?
>>64151676
Rose's strikes were solid in the 1st round too. Did great at owning the distance and putting Paige on the end of hard straight line punches.
