>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt (6-0-0) vs. Cody Pfister (12-4-1)
Middleweight
Thiago Santos def Elias Theodorou via unanimous decision(29-28,29-27,29-27)
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK
Welterweight
Tim Means def John Howard via rd 2 HEEEEEM
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes def Omari Akhmedov via rd 3 TKO
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0) ends in a No Contest (eye pokes)
Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling def Johnny Eduardo via rd 2 Submission(Guillotine)
Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio def Andreas Stahl via rd 2 TKO
Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)
Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
Only 2 decisions out of 9 fights, pretty good so far
Please God make Sage lose so this nightmare will be over.
R O G A N B O Y S
sage win incoming
WHO /BUTTERY BREAD/ HERE
3 NIGHTS IN A ROW OF THIS LADS
First for meme fighters getting BTFO
is anyone else like 90% sure sage northcutt is a terminator
5th post
IT'S SAGE NORTHGOAT TIME
>implying Cody Pfister won't be the first death in the ring
>implying Sage won't finish Cody with a spinning back kick and then immediately do a celebratory front flip
CODIUS PFISTOS
>>64135517
Sage won't lose for at least 5 years.
But he'll still only be 24. (3 years younger than you)
>>64135537
fuck off with this shitty meme
so we all agree Edgar took a dive right?
#TeamPfister
Fuck Sage
Fuck PVZ
Fuck Ronda
Fuck Conor
>>64135543
He's a Mormon make.
saged and thread hidden
>>64135537
goddamn
wanna go grab one but dnt wanna miss anything
hope its open past 9pm
Sister Pfister looks like Jon Voight
>>64135474
Elîas theodoreau
there are people here right now who think rose is going to win
>>64135543
lmao niiiiiice
>>64135543
nigga was made in a lab
>>64135561
If Cody Pfister only had one leg he'd be Cody Pfistorious
>I'm not impressed with his chin
he's a fucking crescent moon from the side
>>64135588
If you cagefight the Pfist
You'll get your brain turned to mist
>>64135537
>not biscuits
For shame, canada. For shame.
>>64135537
/butterybread/
/syrup/
/sage/
GOAT /heem/ lineup.
literally how not surprised will you be when we find out that Sage is juiced as heck?
>>64135592
Wowza. Looks like we get an angry minority here.
Where is dana bro goofin' all the bad picks?
>>64135537
I SEE DA /snacks/ BUT WHERE DA HOEZ MY BASED CANADABRO?
cant wait til we see cody drop elbows on Sage's stupid face
>>64135474
HEY GUISE! DID CODY FISTHER? DID HE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AMIRITE? GUISE?
>>64135605
Rose is a scrub among scrubs. I feel kinda bad for her, but then I remember that she's dating Pat Barry, and that's probably fun.
what song is Sage going to walk out to?
>>64135604
Perfect.
Cody literally has no chance.
None whatseover. He's getting heemed in the 1st round.
>>64135621
>eyes that dilated
hes on some shit
>>64135620
hah
>All this Sage talk
Please read the 4chan FAQ, guys.
"sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.
Shut up Rogan you fucking lying scum
Please /heem/ gods, let Sage get Pfisted.
Also even though he's a giant nerd I like translator bro, he does good so we can understand the hues.
>>Cody "Hide your sister before I" Fister
>>64135621
look at that HGH facial structure
jesus christ the kid was roided up to timbucktoo and back
>>64135627
i wish niggers didn't have internet
LIGHTS OUT
>>64135621
jaw of the gods
sage reminds my of zyzz.
>Tony Hawk entrance
>>64135648
Pfister? I just met 'er!!!
>CODY PFISTER HAS WORLD CLASS WRESTLING MIKE
>THE MOST DANGEROUS THREAT SAGE HAS FACED YET
>>64135648
pfister? he just met her
Sage = egas + victory/v = VEGAS
??? RIGGED
there is no holes in my theory
>>64135605
rose and sage , you heard it here first
cody scared as fuck hahaha
they actually made Cody highlights
prospects on suicide watch
>>64135621
Holy shit Sage Northcutt confirmed for Moonman
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ks4Yvz0xZM
SAGE IS FINISHED
cody will tko sage. trust me i predict these things
>>64135625
Naw nigga we bout that bread
Why does UFC feel so amateur , what can Dana do to make it look like these are PRO's who trained all their life and not just 2-3 yeas off the street?
>>64135656
Why Can't We Be Friends
A LOT OF QUESTION ARE ABOUT TO BE ANSWERED JOE!
>>64135702
lol he tried to get in the octagon before they applied vasiline to his eyebrows
he's fucking terrified
>>64135664
>>64135694
>>64135698
you dirty dogs!
>>64135680
>The implication
Stay upset faggot.
Cody "My only experience is mucking about with my big bro in the backyard while Sage was winning Karate world tournaments" Pfister
>Sage stole Bensons intro song
What a fuck
>>64135676
underated post la
Bendo via wrestlefuck tbhfam
Reminder that Pfister has NEVER, EVER beaten a UFC-level fighter. I have $10k on Sage at -700 and I'll take that easy money all day.
how do you get signed by the ufc without going to a gym
Hope this faggot gets aids
Cody looks nervous as shit
Sage is gonna bomp this dude into the next dimension
>stealing Benson Henderson's walkout song
Sage's song?
MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
nice choice Sage :)
Benson Hendersonesque is his walkout song, Joe.
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
>>64135749
>10k
No you don't.
BENDO BENDO BENDO S-SAGE!?
>>64135627
is this a cheap way to get high or just tasty stuff?
i don't get it
>>64135745
MMA LAB CONFIRMED
hype incoming
why do the refs make the fighters hug their team first
Chad Thundercock vs Meth Lab
>a by product of a lifetime's worth of work
Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure his Dad hooked him up with some of them PEDs that he was dealing for years.
Cody seriously looks like a wimp about to get his ass beat
Sage 1st round TKO.
H E E M
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>just woke up to see the start of the relevant fights
is there a better feeling?
who /pfister/ here
if sage wins then god is real
>>64135789
Pretty expensive honestly. It's just comfy and tasty as fuck.
Just put my rent on Sage. He needs to win.
>inb4 Bendo runs into the octagon and hits Sage with a chair
>>64135537
>not Cane's
You should be ashamed Canada, you can't even steal the right fried chicken restaurants.
HEY HEEM WHATCHA THINGKEN BOUT
>inb4 Sage knocks him out with a sidekick
>one is ripped
>other is a DYEL
>same weight
>>64135719
This is a fight night ya fuckin goof, half of them are new talent
A W E S O M E G O D
Cody wins by ko first round pfisting
Calling it here
JESUS WILL CARRY YOU TO VICTORY CHRISTIAN SUPER SAGE
this will be over in 40 seconds
sage has a shit tier reach ;ads
>>64135718
>bread and fries sides to a fried chicken bucket
how do u want ur cholesterol levels fäm?
omfg so hype for sage
BRUCE LEE REINCARNATED
>>64135789
There's painkillers in the syrup, it's codeine syrup. Then black people mix it with sprite and vodka and hope for the best
>>64135830
thingken of flips
anyone else actually worried for pfisters literal life
"fister"
That blonde guy is definately on steroids , why do they let him in his competition has no chance
>>64135827
>THROUGH CHRIST I CAN CHAIRSHOT ALL MUTANT FREAKS
>CAN I GET AN AMEN?
They keep finding people at Kimbo's bbqs for Sage to fight.
Where can I find a stream fightpass wouldnt aceept my card senpaitachi
This is like Steve Rogers before and after the super soldier formula
>Bendo mysteriously calls out fighter after beating Jorge
>Sage has stolen Bendo's song
>implying Bendo wasn't calling out Sage
#gethype
>Cody "The Fister" Phister
>not Cody "Ima" Phister
WRESTLEFUCKED
sage getting btfo
HERE WE GOOOOO DRUP ME SAGE
And the hype is over
>>64135860
YES
SAGE IS FINISHED
ITS ALL OVER LADS, PFISTER'S GOT THIS IN THE BAG WITH HIS GROUND GAME
HOLD ON
PFISTER WINNING
>>64135749
>I have $10k on Sage
Prove it my man
>this fight looks like two different weight classes
Gee i wonder why
if herb stands this up its a fix
Stream please?
>that takedown
how
ZERO
TAKEDOWN
DEFENSE
EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED
KARATE BTFO
SIEGE THE DAY CODY! SIEGE THE DAY!
What channel is this shit on?
Working stream for Mobile pls
Come on mount this faggot
>>64135474
I hope Cody pulls out his cock and starts fucking Sage bare-back! I'm so fucking turned on right now boise!
>>64135880
>not Cody "the sister" Pfister
PFISTER
>>64135914
>herb
>>64135917
THIS PLEASE I WANT I NEED
>inb4 "early standup"
>>64135914
herb's not even in there
>>64135749
worry.jpg
You're now imagining what Pettis would do to Sage
>Sage not even trying to get up
Good pass to half, he's gotta push Sage's face the other way though, keep those shoulders flat imho
It's /r9k/ vs /fit/
That was such a shit takedown and Sage let him take him down.
CODE RED GUYS
IT'S A CODE RED YA GOOFS
>sage getting rekt, Ref wants to stand them up
>>64135945
herbs gonna hop in and kick cody in the taint
>>64135942
firstrow like always
Dana on suicide watch
Don't know where the normal guy is but I became the Jon Jones I wanted to see in the world
This sport is basically rough gay sex
REFBALL
>>64135917
there are so many you can find off of straight up google. this is the best one i've found. pls dont swarm it :'(
http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/394438/3/watch-ufc-fight-night-80:-namajunas-vs-vanzant.html
WHAT THE FUCK
THE FIST IS FISTING
Sage is going to gas and get KOed in round 2
BAN GROUND FIGHTING
Where is your god now? /le tip
>>64135974
I'm watching this bullshit vikings game as well
THE FIX IS IN
WHITE BELT ON THE GROUND
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
PFISTER IS FUCKING HIM UP
PFISTER EXPOSED
THE FIX
>IS IN
HAHA OH WOW
SHUT IT DOWN
bullshit standup
dana cant stand to see sage lose
BULLSHIT STANDUP
Why is Pfister trying to fuck Sage?
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
PFISTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64135970
Nah, that comes Saturday when he has to ride to the hospital in an ambulance while the medics tend to Conor's lifeless corpse
>standing them up
wow rigged
>standing them up
>all this hype
>can't into jiu jitsu
Pretty disappoint.
Jesus Christ Pfister's BJJ is god fucking awful. He's going to get heemed now.
wow fixed
>STANDUP
OH WOOOOOOW
That blatant ref balling.
UFC can't afford to have their hype projects get exposed.
>>64135964
top kek
HOW MUCH DID DANA PAY THE REF
REFBALL
lmao bullshit standup
R I G G E D
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Cody just got shafted by the powers that be
REF MARTIAL ARTS
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THE MOST BLATANT REFBALL I'VE EVER SEEN
>Stand it up
This shit is more fixed than boxing.
>stood fister up while he was working sage but not while sage is doing this
rigged as fuck?
the fix
RIGGED
I
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HE GOT FUCKING CHEATED
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
when did herb shave his head lads?
10-9 Cody
>>64136044
MIXED MARTIAL FIXED SHITS
pfister fighting so scared lol
you cant choke that which has no neck!
can you fucking refball any harder?
fucking bullshit
poor Cody
Cody still stole the round imo
>Big Elbows, Literally all blocked
STAND EM UP
All this REFFIGHT
When did Goodell take over the UFC?
>the end of that round
AHAHAHAHAHAHA what a shit show
>>64135971
Thanks champ.
/mlb/ here. I don't understand. Cody was doing stuff. Got stood up. Sage didn't do shit and he didn't get stood up.
10-9 Sage, did more with his takedown
Dana is so fucking scaed
>Mfw someone said UFC wasn't literally WWE near me
That standup was fine faggots. Pfister didnt pass guard or do any damage for like 3 whole minutes.
Worst standup EVER
>>64136067
Sage probably did more damage desu, Cody literally landed nothing.
How does a 1-dimensional wrestler with WHITE BELT BJJ make it into the UFC? This is pathetic...there HAD to be a better opponent for Sage than this scrub.
FUCK THIS SHIT
UFC IS RIGGED
Bad stand up
>>64136072
kekd
>mfw they score it for sage
The head and arm choke was so FUCKING free if he just went over the legs
REFBANG
Ref pulling them apart was total bullshit
Also why am I watching teenagers fight
>no replay of the pfister takedown
LOOOOOOOOOOOL this is so blatant
>That stand up
Seriously?
If they aren't even going to try to hide the fact they are paying refs now I'm probably not even going to bother with Aldo vs. Connor.
>the Mickey Mouse fangirl club calling for the ref to help
10-10
both of them are horrible
>>64136090
He did less striking, but a better submission attempt. also less time of control
>>64136092
Fuck off Dana, don't you have to go bribe the ref for the Aldo fight?
CANT DISS THE PFIST
HE HELD ON SO LONG AFTER
BAN HIM
Lmfao
That was fucking pathetic.
>>64136104
and yet sage will lose
Fuck.
>the city of pfister's takedown defence
Welp
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
HEEM TAPPY
lol soo easy for sage once he realised was better to just take the guy down
SAVED BY THE REF
>>64136072
never mind
YOU CANT CAGE THE RAGE OF THE SAGE
meh
are people seriously mad about that stand up? he wasn't doing anything
