>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Womens Straweight Main Event:
Paige VanZant (6-1-0) vs. Rose Namajunas (3-2-0)
Lightweight
Jim Miller (25-6-0) vs. Mike Chiesa (12-2-0)
Lightweight
Sage Northcutt (6-0-0) vs. Cody Pfister (12-4-1)
Middleweight
Elias Theodorou (11-0-0) vs. Thiago Santos (11-3-0)
>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm UK
Welterweight
John Howard (23-11-0) vs. Tim Means (24-7-1)
Welterweight
Omari Akhmedov (15-2-0) vs. Sérgio Moraes (9-2-0)
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-3-0) vs. Antônio Carlos Júnior (5-1-0)
Bantamweight
Aljamain Sterling (11-0-0) vs. Johnny Eduardo (27-9-0)
Welterweight
Santiago Ponzinibbio (20-3-0) vs. Andreas Stahl (9-1-0)
Welterweight
Danny Roberts def Nathan Coy via technical submission(Traingle choke)
Featherweight
Zubaira Tukhugov def Phillipe Nover via split decision(28-29,30-27,30-27)
Womens Straweight
Kailin Curran def Emily Kagan via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
1st for BASED ENGLISH BRO
first for vanzant
Reposting
Question /heem/
Should Frankie drop to 135 if he wins the 145 belt?
First ever potential 3 weight champ
benis
Beer or tea?
>>64129496
he's losing to chad
this has already been thoroughly broken down by fight analysts
>>64129510
coffee
>>64129496
he is gonna get heemed by chad in the 3rd
>>64129520
>he's losing to chad
How he's Chad but much better
>>64129539
This.
9th for Swedish MMA fans
>>64129541
>he didn't watch heavy hands
>he didn't listen to zane simon
>>64129537
>1:00 a.m
>drinking coffee
>>64129520
nah goof shit aint happening. Chad "muh power" Mendes is gonna get smacked the fuck up and then can't take done based Frankie.
mewvment
>>64129496
>if he wins the 145 belt?
lol what
>>64129520
>he's losing to chad
Lal you wish.
Damn, i'm nervous as fuck right now.
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Las Vegas the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Protein Bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>64129574
What's the issue?
>>64129586
Stahl in second
>>64129510
SYRUP, OFFICIAL DRINK OF /heem/.
Why don't more people use the flag banners?
>>64129560
What would you wish for?
these fights are fucking terrible
>3 more hours before northcutt
memes and heems incoming
>>64129592
wow what a prick. I used to like this guy too.
I'm on the team, but I'm really worried for Weidman.
>>64129520
>losing to chad
That's what they should call the /r9k/ documentary.
the fuck happened to taima?
Herb Bless
>sweden getting keked by a black guy again
will it stop ever
>>64129622
Keep going these are all being screencapped
come on whitey
>>64129523
She's coked up.
>>64129630
Fuck Herb
Is Stahl gonna get swedekeked?
Swedes have to start leaving Sweden and joining better camps.
jesus
>>64129630
ufc 189 herb would have stopped the fight by now
Ponz has better tats honestly
>>64129611
a nice aul pint
>That guy trying to use a keysi fight method/crazy monkey defense method of keeping the palms of his hands on the top of his head and fighting from that position
Topkek.
>>64129663
jesus christ does he ever try a different hair style?
>>64129510
Whiskey in tea
What 2 fighters active or retired would make the best commentary team?
>>64129639
wat
>>64129663
/fit/ vs /r9k/
>>64129597
There's no chance of that happening unless he hires someone to murder Aldo / Conrad / Mendes
>>64129601
Official theme:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoMVxtKlGM
Swedes literally cannot fight
>>64129681
he has literally had the same hairstyle since he was a child
SWEDEN YES
nah for real though why is this punk bitch in my octagon
>>64129687
Aldo and Conor are both moving to 155 after there fight
The division if wide open
It'll be Edgar vs Holloway for the belt
>>64129684
Youre a moron who doesnt understand how sports commentary works.
Do us a favor and dont post anymore.
HEEM SLEEPY
>>64129665
topkeked
>ftfy
>>64129650
yupp he sure is
>Ponzinibbio
I like this dude, good victory.
HEEM SLEEPY!
H E E M
E
E
M
ded
HEEEEEM SLEEEEPY
Sheeeeeit.
MESSI
MESSI
MESSI
ahahaha what a fuckin c uck
another shitty fight jesus christ
>>64129697
>you
what stream we in brehs?
>>64129719
jesus christ your mommy and daddy really spoiled you as a child didn't they?
You're not special. Get over it. I will keep posting brah
>sweden
HEEM SLEEPY
SVEDKA
C
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C
K
E
D
That wasn't a fight. That was an execution.
no fucking wonder I never heard of him. How did he make it into the UFC?
HEEM
E
E
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>>64129746
I was right.
fucking great striking there, what a performance
>>64129745
>Another shitty fight
>two heems in a row
lets play find the faggot
>tko
isn't that a knockout??
>>64129600
FUCK YOU POTATO FUCK MCGREGOR IS GOING DOWN FAGGOT
HEEEEEEEEM
Pressed that nigga's "Off" button.
>>64129748
ufc fight pass pvz vs japamnumez
>>64129762
>getting c-keked multiple times in one sport
why haven't you heemed yourself, senpai?
>Swedes losing to Argentines
>Swedes in charge of not losing to black men.
>>64129766
:^)
>>64129762
you have "refugees" to take care of sven, go do that
More diversity in his strikes says Brian Stann
S L E E P Y
kek's gonna kek. Go home and slurp some muzzie cock sven
You guys think Anik has action on every fight?
fucker is obsessed with betting odds
it's the only insightful thing he provides
>>64129782
Nah guy wasn't out, just obviously rocked and covered up. Ref stepped in to prevent unnecessary damage
>>64129762
Your lad Stahl looked big 'n strong but he had the weirdest standup.
I mean sponsor your lads with a plane ticket to Holland or something, its only an hour away.
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
get in
>>64129806
sikkunt brah
>>64129782
I think Stahl was technically still awake, just waiting to receive his semen ration
>>64129663
Why does Northcutt look like a real-life Tidus?
>>64129781
We're on 4chan bro it won't be hard
I would like to thank my chim
at least he tried god bless him
>>64129797
Fuck off casual.
>>64129820
He is not white, don't bully us please.
I want to be the spanish translator for the ufc, dude literaly gets paid for nothing
>le sweden memes
/pol/ please go
damn lads. the internet at my school is a hundred times faster than the one at my house. I'm honestly contemplating going to school on Saturday just for the fight.
>>64129839
Ill delete your chin if you say that again
Was that numa numa?
Jesus Christ
You didn't win an Oscar, dude.
>>64129686
/fit/ is more like pfister desu
sage is /hm/
>>64129786
wow I was only kidding, i really didn't know
>>64129827
i see you deano
AM SACK VON UDO :DDDDD
>>64129845
>spanish
>>64129861
NO FAT CHICKS
>tfw wrestled with rose namajunas before she road pat barry's dick to the ufc
>>64129845
He also speaks portugese
Anglos don't understand the feeling of only having one guy in a sport from your country and watching him win.
You don't know that feeling.
>>64129853
Pretty cool that you set up internet in your shed Nikolas
>>64129845
>tfw literally speak 5 languages fluently
cmon Eduardo earn me some coins!
heem
>>64129857
Whatever you decide, please keep us updated. I won't be able to enjoy the fights on Saturday unless I am assured you have a sufficient internet connection.
Woah they're giving Paige that Ronda push
>>64129663
does the guy on the right even lift? damn skinny fats.
>>64129878
>he doesn't like /high-test/ girls
you seem lost friend
>>64129883
>What is Messi
>>64129853
for sure stop getting cücked tho
>Edgar vs Mendes on Fox Sports 1
>Dos Anjos vs Cerrone 2 is going to be on Fox for free, with JDS vs Overeem to boot
Pretty based, both events should pull in lots of views
>>64129879
Proof?
why 'danza kuduro' to leave? Please die argenzilian
All these Paige promos are gonna be awkward when she gets subed by thug rose
>>64129829
Tidus don't have a prominent and imposing chin
I literally cannot look at Paige without smiling
>>64129915
If muslims don't believe in god there, why do they still wear ninja outfits?
Nothing would make me happier than Rose going out there and subbing Paige early in the 1st.
>"no one wil ever make me give up"
this bitch is getting tapped tonight
>>64129909
I meaned MMA.
Yeah, we pretty much dominate in everything else, like a real white country does.
>>64129871
/fit/
>Pfister
Where is his neck?
>>64129893
PONZI
PONZI
PONZI
NIBBIIOOOO
>>64129829
HA HA HA HA HA
Thug Rose please win I'm tired of seeing Vanzant's face
>>64129905
Yeah man he lifts
Do most of you have fightpass? I have had it for a few months, hopefully they have more of these live events.
>>64129909
Messi is shit. He has more gear in his system than a steampunk cosplayer.
"And when she gets on top of you, absolutely relentless."
L-Lewd...
>>64129943
READY TO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA
>tfw this is only the start of the /heemocaust/ weekend
>>64129951
Yes, we're all real fight fans here.
>>64129925
>doesn't
>>64129871
>>64129940
>>64129950
>>64129907
cant spell /heem/ without /hm/
>>64129950
LOL Dana is looking at him like he snuck in there and replaced Sage's real opponent
>>64129950
The 5'11 6'0 meme would fit so well here fuck
>>64129947
>he doesn't want an all-aryan UFC champions
Might as well be Sweden with this attitude.
does Sweden have ANY good fighters, and dont say Gustafson, he has been c.ucked more times than I care to remeber
>>64129915
>We're not a thirdworld country m8
not yet but very very soon
>>64129943
good shit
Fugg this is a huge fight
>>64129523
Arianna? looks like she wants to be anywhere else. Doesn't this bitch get paid to stand there and smile?
Important poll
http://strawpoll.me/6232894
http://strawpoll.me/6232894
http://strawpoll.me/6232894
>>64129952
finally somebody posting actually qt asians rather than deviantfilipinotrash as asians.
Who /sterling/ here
>>64129987
Gustafsson is a good fighter.
>>64129952
gibsmedat IShampooMyPubes
>5th ranked fighter is on the prelims of a fight night
>the city of Bantamweight
HUUUUEEE
>>64129966
ERRBODY GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA
>>64129915
>No one believes in god here, not even the muslims
keep telling that to yourself
>>64130012
lol all he does is get fucked by superniggers
>that chain
>>64129915
>No one believes in god here, not even the muslims
hahhahahahahhhahahahahhhahaaaa
>>64130012
>>64129933
Then get redy to be happy cause that's whats gonna happen
>>64130018
i didn't even know he was ranked that high i guess that's the problem
>FUNKMASTER
What would your nick name be?
![26547SwedishBurka[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/arly2nL.jpg "26547SwedishBurka[1].jpg")
>>64129973
I gotcha. Its fashionable. That must be why the Swedish women have taken a liking to it.
Is this on tv?
DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
I love the bantamweight division. So many exciting fighters.
That retarded song full of airhorns
>>64130044
>tfw stream is 1 minute behind
>>64130074
it's on fightpass - ufc.tv
You can get a 1 week free trial ..
Remember that fight night in Sweden where all the Swedish fighters got KO'd? Its just what they do I guess
>>64130055
dat game is fucking awesome
>TFW NJJing aliens all day every day
>>64130060
Dangerous.
My names initials are also RAD
>>64130074
sure, if you have a Chromecast it is...
>that chain
trump is your only hope america
any real ass nigga got a stream for me?
lol Brazil is about to get destroyed
>>64130042
Where are all these good light heavyweight/heavyweight white americans?
MMA was made because white americans couldnt do shit in boxing
>>64130012
Cody gonna pfister sages northcunt
LETS PUNCHA HOLE IN HIS FUCKEN CHEST
>>64130060
Santiago Ponzinibbio
>>64130092
Top kek at how he charges at him
>>64130042
Yeah but he fucks them up too. Made Jones' face look 200% nigger after. Gave DC his toughest fight behind the Jones one. Beat Jimi.
Sterling is going to get heem'd
Cap this
>>64130089
Wow , how hilarous
>>64130060
"Beastin' 26/9"
baby face vs meth face
>>64130060
The King of /heem/.
Feels good being a real fight fan. I got UFC fightpass so all I need now is some official UFC reebok gear.
>dat purple suit
>>64130114
Stfu
>>64130001
Watching this while listening to Sterling's walkout song is pretty great.
>>64129920
I have none. I rolled with her in Milwaukee. I remember being really impressed with how good she was for being a grill and I had kind of a crush on her. We trained at different gyms though. She's a qt but she's kind of ghetto.
>>64130137
But he lost
Is Aljamain a tipical USA name?
>>64130107
Is it available for roku?
>>64129984
>Irish
>Aryan
Literally niggers but white on accident
>>64130160
>triggered
back to your safespace
>>64130156
Kek
>>64130156
>he doesn't already own a hotdog brander
>>64130188
Most popular boy name of 2015
>>64130188
2nd behind Michael actually
>>64130163
>asian
>giant tits
fake
OBLIQUE KICKS
>>64130188
for households with purple drank in the fridge, yes
>>64130012
gus davidson is pretty good at getting K UKC ED
>>64130200
>>64130200
Back to /pol/ fagget. Why are you even here? You literally have 0 good fighters.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of my countrymen getting heemd left and right. It hurts too much.
>>64130121
Sven's got a point here
>>64130122
Reminder that Daron Cruickshank did gay porn
>>64130001
source dude
>>64130156
i would unironically buy a ufc christmass jumper
>sterling is ranked higher than Almedia
nah senpai
>>64130240
lmao
That leg kick. Hot damn. Foreshadowing of what will be happening to Conor.
These Brazilians will kick you like a soccer ball.
>>64130247
Lorde copycat
>he's a meme kicker
>>64130195
m8, you do know the Irish and English are pretty much identical genetically?
>>64130222
Hey mane what the fuck?
>>64130067
id fuck the shit out of the nosering gijab girl, omfg she looks perfect
>>64130060
the big guy for you
>>64130276
So are orangutans and humans your point?
>>64130246
what the fugg
>>64130001
unbelievably ugly
>>64130246
WAT
post your walkout music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWbSRhKv5W4
This feels like one of the old Hard Rock Hotel cards where there's 26 people in the audience.
>>64130233
>triggering intensifies
fighting is for the unintelligent
PUNCH A FUCKING HOLE IN HIS CHEST
>>64130246
>even the gay websites censor his cock
someone explain
stream pls. dont even want to sign up for the week free trial. i cant help but think the ufc still somehow going to fuck me over
Fuck Brian Stann can't stand that faggot
>>64130345
It's not that big. They did him a favor.
>>64130305
>Puerto Rico is a United States territory located in the northeastern Caribbean
YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT
THAT WORLD TITLE IS NEXT
>>64130163
ok I need sauce on that
>>64130318
Never heard of that guy. Mines. Sums me up so the audience can connect with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQsTX0jLOOs
>>64130296
2bh, its easier to look perfect when 95% percent of your body is covered up.
>>64130349
http://firstrowne.eu/watch/394440/1/watch-ufc-fight-night-80:-vanzant-vs-namajunas,-preliminairies-.html
DUDE ODDS LMAO
>>64130349
Vipbox
