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Comfy Sunday Edition
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>bubblegum guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vC0HV1oOOwiDdmufn4CJX4Nrsg4B8MUwBLWE5i5oRN0/edit?pli=1#gid=0&vpid=B2
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subedition
Made a new thread too >>64041780 webm took ten years to upload however
>>64041830
U S A
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>comfy sunday
>on a monday
>win 10 out of 12 bets yesterday
>lose 11 out of 12 today
when will DACember end
i can feel the void calling... should i do it?
If you're not watching The Hunt right now you're doing life wrong desu
>>64042123
Uk snooker final lar
Would anyone be interested in a similar bookies guide focused on horses?
>That Portland goal
>MLelS
>>64042123
Love how /bet/ reminds me when I'm forget my shows
Lux aftertiming again.
nets with +11 look delicious.. anyone who actually watches NBA want to weigh in ?
>>64042524
>>64042576
New thread started whilst I was doing the writeup.
FLATANON WANTS ON GINGER JACK IN THE 1500 AT LINGFIELD AT 12/1
>>64042342
/bet/ is interested in anything. We need more content, mostly when there isn't much else on.
>>64042779
BANKROLL ON
>>64042721
Nets generally aren't very good but they managed to take Golden State to overtime the last time they played. It's definitely worth a punt. Personally I'm going for Golden State -12 though as Warriors were grinding through the games last time they went up against the Nets whereas they've been blowing everyone out the last couple of weeks (bar Jazz and Raptors but both of them are better teams than the Nets)
>>64042779
Take 10s?
>>64042981
yep, no lower than that though.
Who is going to win I'm a Celeb tonight?
>>64042101
comfy
man I'm so sad uruguayan football season ended
just when I realized that it was profitable
hopefully I can make some bucks out of basketball
>>64042779
Is everyone else limited to £166 on 365 or just me?
>>64042976
thanks, looking for something atleast semi-safe...
>>64043218
110€ here
>>64043218
raging lid x
100 on the win at 11's, head's gone, can't win a football bet so need this to recover losses
>>64043721
Also not going to be able to check the result of this race til at least 16:30... going to be shaking so so bad.
>>64043813
>Pretending to be me
Might watch it down the bookies desu
>>64043918
>not going to the bookies for every flatanon race, tipping it to the degens and becoming a local hero
>>64044084
Might do this and start charging, doubt flatanon will mind like
>>64043918
>choosing to be surrounded by gross degenerate old men
>>64044165
>Not appreciating atmosphere
Bet you sit down at the football as well
>>64044165
>stereotyping
>>64044165
>not pelting it down william hill at 8am to get some money down
SUMS on Flatanon tBh
Will the price on flatanons horsey be bad by lunch tomorrow? Might pop into laddies when I go kfc for lunch
>>64045041
>going into bookies
>eating fast food
>calling dinner 'lunch'
Fuck off.
>>64045229
KFC do salads
RIP France
>>64041599
based Tubbs
>>64045041
Just get it down on the exchange
what hobbies do you guys have while waiting for good matches besides shitposting on this nepalese beyblade addicted anonymous group?
>>64045651
Masturbating to loli threads on /b/ or watching anime
>>64045651
I read books and play video games. I just bought a PS4 in October.
I also have a job, that's like a really shitty hobby.
>>64045651
one of the top couples on chaturbate atm is a pair of 18 year olds, just had a great wank over them
>>64045229
>limited everywhere
>fine in moderation
>breakfast, lunch, dinner/tea
>>64045829
bet you support reading
>>64045651
Walking the dog
Vicky's Geordie accent and saying way-aye all the time really pissing me off tbqhwy
>>64045651
Losing my head
>>64044165
seething sockless limp wristed leftist student with a 3 digit bankroll and 2 digit IQ detected
>>64046107
I never understood the student meme
>>64046168
It's not a meme, anyone new to the thread is likely to be a penny-punting student who has probably never gambled before and gets nervous over a ten pound bet
>>64046271
>this is me
So lids what we all getting the gf for Christmas? Only just discovered that etsy site which seems to be a bit of a godsend at the minute
Buffalo Sabres LARGE
>>64046107
gross degenerate old man detected
Everytime I've been in a bookies, other than the guy working on the counter everyone that was hanging around there was over 50 with a pot belly and that distinctive old man smell
>>64046572
tfw no gf
>>64046572
>tfw no greek gf
>>64046572
I want a gf for christmas
>>64046107
Tfw 3 digit IQ but 2 digit bankroll
Bookies were absolutely clueless! Should've went with my life-savings afterall
>>64046107
>2 digit IQ
pmsl i probably have the highest IQ in this thread. I had my IQ tested when I was tested for aspergers when I was 12 and it was 127
>>64046572
>tfw no femdom gf to force me to buy presents for
>>64046734
Withdraw that shit straight away nigga
>>64046572
need an arg gf like air
>>64046572
5 star holiday lid and pandora of course
>>64046841
they check accounts when they make withdrawals more than deposits
>>64046841
Nahh desu just gonna let it sit, if they were gonna catch me I guess it would've happened already. Gonna keep betting with it and they probably wont care [spoiler]cus imma lose it all in a day anyways[/spoiler]
Off to lift some weights now t b h have a good one lads
What % of your roll are you putting on Colts - Steelers Over 50 points tonight lads?
>>64046738
>127
zzzzzzzz
had mine tested by Mensa 4-5 years ago and scored 142
joined for a year but they never had any events in my area so cba to pay the membership fee tbqh
>>64046738
127 isnt that high for the sorta autistic/introvert type that browse 4chan.
I bet the 4chan average IQ is 110-115.
Ginger Jack SMACKED on 365
>>64047521
127 is borderline MENSA tier, doubt there are many on 4chan that high
>tfw theres a 365 mole in /bet/
need to move to /biz/ ASAP
>>64047637
>implying he couldn't just follow us there
Took the Jets with the -2.5 spread last night while drunk for 40 bucks. Based Fitzpatrick comeback.
>>64042779
odds into 8/1 already
>>64047670
>implying normies know how to use 4chan
>>64046738
>127
I got 141 last time I tested.
Pity I'm not disciplined enough to use it to profit better when betting
>>64047637
Or they saw money coming in AND saw they were offering above the rest of the market.
>>64047879
was that a proper test or one on the internet
>/bet/: Where everyone is near genius level IQs
>>64047914
£166 was max bet literally seconds after FA posted the tip
>>64047960
I dont
>>64047960
Realistically there's only maybe 1 or 2 if that in here that actually do
>>64048051
Does that not make you think maybe it was £166 BEFORE it was posted too?
It was £166 @ 12/1. That is a lot of money. Especially the night before. Try another horse or another race at the same track. Probably the same lay
>>64047960
>/bet/: Where everyone struggles to lose their virginity
>Curry missing 3 free throws in a row
21-1 incoming
>>64048198
>£166 @ 12/1 is a lot of money
thought you were a big boy lmao
>>64048198
I got 3k on in paddy shop earlire
>>64048290
2 grand is a lot to put up to possibly make £166
>/bet/: where nobody can find their head
>tfw you make that one pick you always regret
>>64048290
It is in horse racing the night before.
>>64048411
LITERALLY lying. No way they would lay that. Not even subtle. £300 I would MAYBE have believed.
>>64048561
Probably was a paddy in norn iron, they're notoriously lax
>>64048552
>no tip
>>64048760
Paddy havent laid (layed?) 36k on a single bet in their existence.
>>64048888
laid
A few shops in NI would have aye
>>64047930
Proper test. Gotten higher and lower than that on internet tests
>bowl season starts in 2 weeks
Who /excited/ here?
>>64050061
american football is shite
>>64050100
no its not you simpleton.
>>64050100
Bowl season is free money m8
>>64050220
alright vernon kay
>>64050061
if my record is anything like it has been lately through bowl season then so much money will be made
Colts +10.5
Y/N?
>>64050485
where the fuck can you get that line?
>>64050578
Private bookie my mate runs
>>64041599
all hail Tubbs
>>64050061
Already reserved a spot at my local bank vault. Happiest time of the year.
>>64050613
a b-bespoke bookie?
Need someone to stump up the cash to get the PGA rap recorded like air
>>64050949
already been done
cringe/10
>>64050949
I'll PayPal someone the fiver if they organise it all
>>64051121
State of you like
>>64050949
the pga obsession is the WORST part about this thread.
>literally giving a shit about the activities of a cross dressing albino gambling addict who isn't even good outside of bubblegum bets
wow
Who wants to sweat with me with Gignac to score any time?
>>64051208
it's the best part
>>64051208
PGA is world
>>64051233
Only the brits seem to find it funny
Would love to meet smithlid2014 for a straightener, give his chin a proper testing
>>64051312
Yeah and we run /bet/ so anyone who doesn't like it can do one. PGA is here to stay
>>64051215
>gignac
>scoring away from home
Pick one
This nigger cam better back that talk up.
>>64051383
>implying it's not 3 angry britanons samefagging
Daily reminder that you will never die in a place called Nutty Putty Cave
>>64051745
have to be absolutely mad to go cave exploring
>>64051745
I almost died when I nutty my putty in your moms cave
>>64051745
the best/worst part is how they got him up a bit then he fell back down. Most definitely one of the worst ways to die. It was also nice how, rather than risk killing him with the shock, they left him to die anyway
>>64051745
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ted_the_Caver
>>64051994
what's the bet lad
>>64051745
He said they were able to free Jones initially using a rope-pulley system. At that point, Jones had been hanging, headfirst, at a 70- or 80-degree angle for more than eight hours, said Utah County Sheriff's Sgt. Tom Hodgson.
It was around 4:30 p.m. Wednesday when rescuers got him loose. They were able to give him an IV, food and water. He also received a needed morale boost after he was able to talk to his wife over a police radio.
For a few hours there were sighs of tentative relief. They finally cracked open the boxes of pizza and cases of water, and broke out in smiles suggesting the worst was over.
That only lasted for a few hours.
Once Jones was free of the 18-by-10-inch crevice, rescuers said an "equipment failure" caused the rope system that was hoisting the man out of the cave to drop him back into the same, narrow gap.
>>64051745
This is what you get for doing stupid shit like this. Shaking my fucking head just stay at home with your kid and watch TV or some shit man. We're not meant to squeeze through anything but vaginas.
n e e d an argie gf
>>64053140
Need visa in the middle desu senpai
>>64053140
>tfw bankroll will never be big enough to retire in Argentina where you'll have a qt argie gf preparing your meals.
Why even gamble?
You know Mackers is always worth a punt
Buffalo Sabres LARGE
>>64053566
Why
>>64053511
Shut your mouth you're already halfway to my dream
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
muh altitude
>that celebration
kek what?
>tfw sports boy penalty
>tfw had ample time to withdraw
>tfw only withdrew 20% of my stake
Based cam
What do you reckon for this weekend?
I DONT FUCKIN DESERVE THIS SHIT
IM A GOOD GUY, I PAY MY TAXES, ETC
I FUCKING HATE TOM BRADY I HOPE HIS WIFE GETS GANGRAPED BY A PACK OF WILD NIGGERS AND HE HAS TO WATCH
IM MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>64054023
Depends on the Champions league
I love how in South America once they hit injury time the refs just give out cards for everything
>>64054023
you're baiting at the wrong time, angry Brit anon isn't about m8
Get on toluca lids
>>64054401
why?
>>64054401
already on tigres desu
Anyone watching lanes stream its kicking off
>>64054401
No thank you
>>64054401
>Americans
>football
pick one
>>64054401
Excellent now I can reback
need Tigres to sit back and let Toulca attack so bad
>>64054401
LEL
>>64054401
Prestaked on tigres btw. Toluca started to look better and the odds were nice, soo I got on. Will break even if tigres win.
>>64054745
sure thing buddy
>>64054745
Convenient
>>64054023
Man Utd v Bournemouth will end 0-0 just like every other Man United game this season so far
Toluca losing their heads lol, what's at stake in this game?
Too deep on Arsenal to qualify tbqh
>>64055026
Been topping up for 2 weeks
Does not lose
>>64055009
The final of Liga MX.
LITERALLY A SECOND TOO SLOW FOR TIGRES NEXT TO SCORE
Fuck meeee
>>64055062
#believe
>>64054618
L E L
E
L
>>64055132
I see. Well with this finishing from Toluca this game is over.
>>64055026
Don't they need a miracle?
Still haven't got over the events of 24 hours ago and those nz slags
Fuming
>>64054829
>>64054874
up 4 dollars actually (:
>>64055196
>>64055196
You'll win that tenner back dw lid
>>64055283
So angry mate
Gimnasia @ 2 needing a goal and lanus down to 10
>>64055182
It was over with the first goal, Tigres needed only to win or draw with goals to move on to the next stage.
>>64055408
ty brah i put a small
>>64055497
Oh I see. Looked like a deserved victory to me
#failuretogetto100
>>64055574
Fuck that team and specially the disgusting fans though.
Just as bad as America fans.
>>64055617
What did it get to? Thought I saw it hit 90
gimnasia LP are god damn bottlers
>>64055711
Exactly 90
>>64054121
How much was your stake? To return how much? I think you're overreacting a bit
gimnasia red lel
What is THE bet in the next 2 hours?
>>64056064
Bed time lid
>>64056064
Colts +
>>64056039
this game is such a shit show
>>64056094
I only got up at 4, no chance
>>64056109
need som god damn air
>>64056134
tears
Listen to bbc radion asian network for riduclous impromptu humour, keking my pants over this guy atm
L A N U S
A
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U
S
speechless
>>64056158
fuck off
tears now gn lids unless someone has THE tip
>>64056192
stay up for the kings game
>>64056215
what's the bet?
on kings sw @ 2
>>64056379
fuck they're at 1.6 on bovada
>>64056410
I can get moneyline @ 1.61 lel
you sure yours is not moneyline is bovada really that fucked
I always find people's tips on south american matches so weird
Mackers pretending he's not absolutely clueless, PGAs doing mad damage control and shitposting
>>64056547
In an hour it will be 3:41 in the UK too.
>>64056547
kek it's 2:41am here, how is that any better?
>>64056580
>>64056583
>>64056547
>you will never know the source of this gif
>>64056443
yeah i'm lit, can get it at 1.9
>>64056520
These games are all after midnight Europe time. It's just people seeking an addict bet. Ironically the early reserves games always go unmentioned.
>>64056443
>>64056410
>>64056379
>Kings SW @2
>I can get ML @ 1.61
been living at my mothers beachhouse for the past 14 days, needed to take a looong break after working for the past year.
sleeping patterns are shit now tho, probably because of all the weed tho
>>64056645
isnt a sw a win without ot? ayy
>>64056697
It shouldn't be. That would be a 3 way bet
>>64056697
you should have said 3way
>>64056379
i'll bite
>>64056665
sounds comfy
>>64056520
Its all a great fallacy desu, most shrewdie reasoning for bets is and its why people become "too shrewd to profit." in the end. Always got to wonder how much luck is involved when it comes down to it. I'm in no way saying muggy accys or betting on mainstream is better because the bookies do price correctly but I'm not sure Mackers et al are ever really as knowledgeable as they think about foreign and exotic games
>>64056818
That's exactly my point, dunning-kruger mixed with addiction
Can already tell you that whatever line they set for the Arkansas State Louisiana Tech game will be too low
>>64056884
excited for all the free money bowl season props bovada puts up
>>64056953
I'll probably just stick with the casinos since I'll be home and I'll get paid in cash and not be tempted to chase. Plan to bet on every game until either
a) the playoffs
b) I lose $1500
>>64056998
Yeah I wouldn't go wild but shit like will a bowl game go o100.5 @ 2 or so was real nice
>>64057052
Ya I'll most likely use bovada for the various props.
>there are people that aren't special staking Army +22
udder, udder
>>64057090
desperate for bowlopoly again
>>64057120
Ya that was pretty fun. Wouldn't mind them bringing that back either
>>64056624
>finding ways of asking for source without looking like a faggot
everton @ 2 tommorow is bretty gud imo
>>64057052
>Yeah I wouldn't go wild but shit like will a bowl game go o100.5 @ 2 or so was real nice
they actually offered that last year? that's retarded
>>64057404
yeah last winter who ever was setting prop odds was fucking up hard. You could go through the props every night and find one where they really fucked up, but they did cancel a lot of them
great start kings
Watched the Wolf of Wall Street earlier. Seems a lot more fun than staring at rball all day wearing your chinese girlfriend's bra
>>64057787
They should make a movie about Mackers called The Wolf of Asia
>>64057808
Wolf of Bubblegums more like.
Rossy could be Wolf of Asia though.
>>64057996
Rossy most certainly would be Wolf of Betfair
>>64057996
>>64058029
Euan is the wolf of Bubblegums tbf
>10 bet losing streak
>woke up too late to go to the shop so I didn't have anything good to eat
>girlfriend broke up with me
>got splashback on 4 (FOUR) consecutive poos
literally the worst day of my life
>>64058359
Wouldn't have been a problem if you would just poo in the street
>>64058359
>Taking 4 shits in a day
>>64058408
It was in one sitting
>>64058359
>>64058381
>not just putting a few layers of toilet paper in the bowl first so people cant hear you and so it doesnt splash
>>64058515
>This -ev waste of toilet roll
>>64058515
I have an en-suite, no need to worry about people hearing me and >wasting toilet paper
>>64058515
Bigger waste of a roll than following metaKnight tips desu
>>64057404
>>64057649
It was @2.5, and over 90.5. Covered in the very first game.
