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Mackers is love. Mackers is life edition. (Under further review)
>DACember Sub-Edition
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>bubblegum guide
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vC0HV1oOOwiDdmufn4CJX4Nrsg4B8MUwBLWE5i5oRN0/edit?pli=1#gid=0&vpid=B2
Can we make it to 100 unique IPs sub sub edition?!
down so much
threadly reminder to laugh at >>64012823
>>64016975
Up pennies, should be near 1k desu
>>64016975
same
>>64016975
m-mackers is always worth a punt tho
>>64016968
Posting from mobile to help tbbh
/bet/ IS /sp/
cb / londonfantasy94
edition
Reporting in
#Roadto100
>>64016968
Saturdays are the busiest day and if we only got 84 in the last one I highly doubt we would manage 100. Those days are long gone
C h e c k i n I n
#Roadto100
Helping out.
Who /finalsweek/ here?
need a goal from northern football women like AIR
MACKERS
A I R
YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS..
>>64017291
333333333
THREEEEEEEEE
THREEEEEEE
based mackers
n-never in doubt
MACKERS IS LOVE
MACKERS IS LIFE
could do with another one please you slags
>>64017408
Christmas come early lid
P E N A L T Y
YOU KNOW HE'S ALWAYS WORTH A PUNT
(reminder to post from mobile internet to +1 IP)
JAMES.
MCKEOWN.
SO SO SHREWD MACKERS IS SO SO SHREWD
>>64017279
Are you still doing your undergrad m8?
HEADS GONE
>>64017477
Kinda defeats the purpose if you're artificially inflating the IP number count
#Roadto100
meanwhile my bankroll is on the #Roadto0
Who /statpadding/ the I.P count here?
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
>>64017533
Yep, graduating in May. Just did my senior pre-design presentation this week.
FUCK OFF
LMFAO
Audible laughter
>wasn't on
hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DOWN ANUTTER CUNT
I am actually in tears.
Need PGA caps like never before.
SURREAL lmao
>not cashing out
UTTER TEARS
the tip won
are you all retarded?
just cannot believe it
4-1 up in the 92nd minute and bet loses
unreal
>>64017771
no one is on the original bet
on -0.5 from 1-0
>>64017751
Would love to hear your voice shaking as you asked for 650 clams on this to some child on the other end of the phone.
>>64017771
no one was able to get on +0.5 because bookies suspended almost instantly, everyone was on -0.5 or -0.75
Post PGA caps to calm me down from beating crap out of my cat
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/74774672/Live-ASB-Womens-League-final-Mainland-Pride-v-Northern-Football?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Scroll it back to 39:50 if you werent watching. Uncontrollable laugher
>>64017819
Tears buddy. Don't worry, you'll get your tenner back.
>>64017883
sup Dino
>>64017883
Wait. Timer is moving.
>>64017883
was that 3rd goal even legal
ball didnt move
>>64017816
>>64017825
You w0t m8.
>>64017943
Lucky you, the odds had dropped to 1.23 by the time it was posted here and then it was suspended until they scored
>>64017931
fucking refs
>>64017980
True. Wanted to smack another 500 right after, but got suspended.
Didn't show up on Mara until the game was 7 minutes underway either.
>>64016981
oh GOD. How will I ever recover that $50?
PLEASE HELP. NEED WINNING TIPS LIKE A I R
>>64017931
Yeah refballed to fuck
>>64017943
I can do that too
>>64017883
Wonder if the referee realises her inability to understand basic rules cost people quite a bit of winnings. Also webm when?
>>64018065
Mirin roll desu.
>>64018026
>dat United, Arsenal, Leichester accy
Jelly.
Where are the PGA caps?
>>64018102
He got it from someone here, he doesn't know shit about football
>>64018095
I doubt she was aware that an albino cross dresser had encouraged hundreds of degens to stake tens of thousands on the game she was reffing
>>64018095
Tempted to kick up a fuss with 365 support and try and get a refund because of this
>>64018147
Protip you won't get anything. Ref errors part of the game.
>>64018147
Tempted to kick up a fuss with the New Zealand FA. Should be serious repercussions for that.
>>64018147
Get a grip.
Night lads. Potential large very early tomorrow x
>>64018026
yeah im real sure you are up lifetime throwing $50 on mug shit like that
>>64018178
Goodnight pal, speak to you tomorrow x
anyone else too angry to sleep?
>>64018241
yeah fuming, snapped at my mum and punched the cat
>>64018147
>Tempted to kick up a fuss with 365 support and try and get a refund because of this
I miss subtle /bet/ troll posts like this
What is the point of betting if you aren't in the thousands? Just seems like a waste of time and a pretty shit hobby
>>64018282
>Not being a babby staking student
Tears lad, why don't you call up and put 100 on some u15 slag hackysack?
>>64018095
>>64018396
Just cannot get my head round this. Cannot possibly believe it to be a backpass. Then she looks at the free kick as it is taken directly not indirectly. Something sinister going on.
>>64018448
betting on slags footy. that's what you get. what do you expect? To actually win? LOL
>be me in bed watching better call saul
>drunk bro calls and wants to chat
>shoot shit for a couple minutes
>random nosebleed while laying still doing nothing but talking
Nice knowing you boys. I'm gonna spend the rest of my time preparing to face the inevitable death.
>>64018631
>random nosebleed while laying still doing nothing but talking
leave me your roll
>>64018631
>talking to guys on the phone
are you gay lmao
>>64018973
It's called having friends
>>64019018
sounds pretty gay mate
>>64018448
I don't think any of them realise its an indirect free kick and the other player is just standing with her foot on the ball because she sees others doing it on the telly
Odds on o100 IP addresses?
>>64018396
Higher quality
>>64018448
Yeah its not even a backpass so
>Not a free kick to start with
>illegal freekick anyway
Pretty mad about this desu
>>64019189
Depends how often the autistic shitposter gets banned and resets his router tomorrow
Which leagues are in your blacklist?
>>64019435
Anything thats on FIFA.
>>64019189
Over 2.8
Under 1.3
>>64019454
I'll have a medium on overs.
Give some mates a call and get them to post. Easy, the fix is in.
>>64019435
Blacklisting leagues/teams is a naive idea that implies there will never ever be a good bet there which you can simply never know.
Having said that South American leagues are the absolute worst.
>>64019435
Anything Russian.
Anything South American.
Anything French.
>>64019499
I'm sorry the market suspended before your bet could be placed.
Odds have now changed.
Overs at 1.01.
Please click accept to confirm.
That giants ml looks juicy
>>64019435
Europa and Serie A
>>64019541
Fuck off m8.
>>64019778
Clearly the mole 365 placed in /bet/ reported to the trader. Better luck next time mate.
Lads, who do we got? Quillin or Jacobs?
>>64020457
Why don't you tell us who you pick, and then we'll all pick the opposite.
Heredia -0.5 worth a little bang, been well on top the since HT, amazing they haven't equalised already but only 20 mins to go.
>>64020492
watching the 1st round then triggering. i'll post my slip for you
>>64020492
LOL, well then. no opportunity for me
>>64020566
Don't have a stream but been waitying 5 mins for a pen to be taken so I assume chimping out is occurring
>>64020566
nice one, lid
>>64021178
no worries.
Can't imagine anywhere still taking bets but might be worth a tiny, tiny stake on another goal if you can find somewhere just because time added on should be huge because >>64021131
Been reading the bf forums which for the most part are pretty informative, I notice people kicking up a fuss about how the premium charge is inevitable and it's hard to get above £250k without incurring one, even with full exchange points it still pretty much destroys any edge. Literaly no one (fairly obvious why) is mentioning making new accounts and starting over, I imagine once they start linking accounts they can build a case against you to give them their greedy bastard cut, just wondering if anyone here has avoided the charge in such a way?
Also noticed BetDaq have no obvious premium charge and ever increasing liquidity so hopefully this competition puts bf back in check.
unique IP reporting in
>Iowa TD
A I R
>>64020457
Quillin by ko/tko
hope some of you fellas got on my Iowa +3 tip, its pretty much a lock now
>>64021504
yup
also had Clemson spread so looking bretty good
>>64021555
nice, tigers have been good in Q2 and Q3
>you will never die in a place call Nutty Putty cave
>>64021504
sweating a little now desu
>>64022045
Why the fuck would anyone crawl down into a cave head first?
>>64022045
this makes me uncomfortable
>>64022045
>>64022423
>It was around 4:30 p.m. Wednesday when rescuers got him loose. They were able to give him an IV, food and water. He also received a needed morale boost after he was able to talk to his wife over a police radio.
>For a few hours there were sighs of tentative relief. They finally cracked open the boxes of pizza and cases of water, and broke out in smiles suggesting the worst was over.
>That only lasted for a few hours.
>Once Jones was free of the 18-by-10-inch crevice, rescuers said an "equipment failure" caused the rope system that was hoisting the man out of the cave to drop him back into the same, narrow gap.
>After the malfunction returned him to the same crevice where he'd been stuck for 24 hours, Cannon said the situation was "tenuous at best." As of late Wednesday night, Jones was lodged in a crevice about 125 feet below ground level and as much as 700 feet into the cave.
>MEME TEAM
Syd vs West Syd slags over or under?
>>64022508
>He also received a needed morale boost after he was able to talk to his wife over a police radio.
this makes me squeamish buy I feel for the wife.
IMAGINE having poor enough judgement that you marry someone stupid enough to die at the age of 26 by crawling face first several hundred feet down a hole in the earth
>>64023255
eh, cashback
anyone know anything about australian slags?
if Adelaide come back in this b-ball game I will literally, but not really, an hero.
>>64023813
they are sluts.
apart from the obvious mate come on
right lads its time for Shit Efrica's collapse
The pitch is playing all sorts of tricks. As soon as India bring on their spinners (might not be till after lunch) I'm putting unders on Bavuma & Elgar's fall of wicket
>check cricket score
>go back to melb/radelaide
>adelaide have scored 5 points to get within 3
>now they 1 point behind
fuck me /bet/. can't wait for winter when league is back on. this is too painful to watch.
those degenerate feels when playing online poker, betting on the races and betting on sports all at once. Going places in life lads.
>>64024252
what poker site you use? I'm on 888poker but I suck.
>shaking after that Melbourne win
>>64024252
do you actually make profit on any of those 3 activities?
>>64024289
make alot from poker (make more live because tonnes of bogans in australian pub and club leagues) and sportbetting, lose small amounts on racing flutters
>>64024279
pokerstars
sun hei -1 desu
>bet overs on slag b-ball
one team gets 4 points in the 4th
>>64024252
>>64024279
poker is way, WAY easier than sports betting for an American at least.
what are THE bets for the dead hours /bet/
>>64024964
E-Sports>Dota Game Show Finals>4CL @ 2.2
>>64025222
your tips are shit but how can I ignore all those 2s
Did you guys get on any GSW win record bets? I went over 71.5
>>64024964
I'm on Krasnoyarsk sluts, 3rd quarter -8.5 desu, m8.
>>64025244
my pre-bets are pretty bad, you're right. that's why live-in-play is GOLD. welcome to new age betting 2015
>>64025383
I don't like doing futures bets like that simply because it takes too long for them to come in
>>64025528
>not having a big enough bank roll for futures bets
Just slug things am i right? LOL
>>64025536
>implying
Look, I get that you just discovered betting in the last 6 months, but do continue to criticize something you know nothing about
>>64025581
sorry ameribets, i didn't realize it was you. good call on avoiding those futures bets.
>>64025581
Speaking of futures bets, Kim K had her baby today so that bet from last December/January lost
>>64025605
I have nothing against people choosing to do future bets, it's just my personal decision not to as I feel as though the money could be made quicker.
>>64025622
You're second to my ex in reminding me of that
WH have royal blues next goal @ 1.33
>>64025457
Easy money.
Anybody else got on it?
>>64025730
Hope you lids got on the free money. 6th goal @ 1.35 now
>>64025750
I got on the AH just before they scored.
What time do american bookies make the moneyline available for NBA games?
>>64025856
Usually like 8 AM PST IIRC. Or are you talking like Las Vegas casinos?
So. 8-0 Royal Blues right?
>>64025948
I'm waiting for the AH to get to -1.5 to smash it.
perth vs adelaide gunna end 2-2, put the cheeseburger money on it ;)
alrighty. 1 more cunts.
>>64026007
I put on a cheeky 10 for 1-1
well shit. its going over 8-0
>up thousands
>not even 9am
>>64026112
On what?
>>64026112
feels good man
>>64026007
I'll trust you, aussie friend.
>>64026119
royal blues
Dinamo +1ah a bet with this rball, priced off last years league table but Zvezda squad is very very weak
>>64026129
Not speaking to you buddy
>>64026145
awww tears
>>64025870
ok thanks, i mean for websites like bovada/betonline/sportsbetting.ag, etc
>>64026243
Then ya, it's typically between 8-9 for bovada. Idk about the others though
howwww did perth just not score
>>64017819
>Hasn't heard of betcall.
>>64026141
1-0 down
>>64026321
Thanks flashscores
>>64026327
Only right to mention goals against as well as goals for lid
taipower -1.5
>>64026340
>not solely over-excitably celebrating goals for and totally ignoring goals against
>>64026352
I'll follow you, canadian friend.
Down
>>64026444
2-0 now m8 :^)
Also checked
>>64026463
3 sot 2 goals when 70/93 lifetime hasn't travelled zzz
>>64026484
lel
>>64026484
ayy
Better
Up on DAs this half, should be comfortable win Zvezda keeper is 19 zzz
>>64026484
Y-you too.
Let's try again
>>64026521
Absolute wank script. Whoever made it needs to have a long hard look at themselves
zzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64026552
;_;
Why hasnt taiwan power scored yet?
>>64026599
Because the rball is misleading
Has he... dare I say it... lost 'it'?
Mackers why
Down so much
Can't wait to spend my next welfare check on Leicester @ 3.00 against chelsea
Derby -1 @4.33
Bordeaux or guingamp? Guingamp paying $4
lids ;) any of you use/used bwin? how long does their verification take?
>>64026756
How certain?
>>64026788
Quite, bradley johnson back. Away record best in league
Still can't get over last night lads.
Barely slept a wink.
>>64026741
Honestly don't think there's any reason to not bet against Chelsea.
>missed the Romanian slags rape train
why live
Cluj raping but can't get on anywhere apart from Mara with tenner lays
There is no god
got £500 on 1st half -1.5 from 8-0
m-more goals please
>>64026995
Ooo BIG BOY
>>64026995
From what game?
>>64026997
I'm no big boy, it's just the most I've ever staked on a bet, shakin desu
Anyone know if bespoke bookies do accas?
>>64027016
can't see any game that's 8-0.. what are you even talking about?
>>64027023
Romania Liga 1 Women, Cluj vs some toddlers
>Removing the HT markets
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64027013
Big wins.
Feel sick being at work slaving all day for 30 quid whilst he's just won 400 odd
>>64027031
SHIT how did i miss that
congrats btw
>>64027031
>every handicap constantly suspended
Fuck me. 25-0 win?
Imagine running up the score like this.
Worked 8 hours on a Sunday lads, double time. Now it's time to blow it all with muggy Sunday evening betting, fuck yeah!
>11 shots on target
>11 goals
No goalkeeper or what?
Is every market suspended for good?
>>64027051
>>64027061
thanks, even cs market suspended now
>max bet was 2k, didn't have the balls
un-suspended, wtb?
Plaza Argel women is out of line with asia, still on a +0.25
>>64027114
Goal
>suspended
>>64027114
where?
inb4 no second half goals
>>64027114
13-13 CS
>>64027123
365
>>64027067
weekend /bet/ is worst /bet/
>>64026988
There is a god
231 posts in and 50 IPs
S H A K I N G
>>64027169
diminishing returns 2bh
>3-1 Napoli is off
Oh well. Higgy will still score, right?
Who's brave enough to take the -7 then
dubs and there's a disappointing amount of goals in the second half.
>>64027226
On?
>>64027226
gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
>>64027226
Not me
>3 minutes in
>No goals
fuck this taking the dog for a walk lids
>>64027236
Oh markets back open on Cluj.
Yeah I'll take it, but only have a £5 left to put on.
>Bury scoring
Nice.
How to: be a female footballer
>wake up
>get showered
>have some toast for breakfast
>jump in the car
>arrive in Cluj
>do some stretches
>concede 13 goals at HT
>make 0 saves
>get subbed off
>leave bench and go sob in car
>>64027236
nah, I'm happy enough with my 1st half winnings. They could quite conceivably put another 13 past them or just knock it round for 45 minutes.
No bet for me.
Done it all wrong. Heads gone.
>mfw i live in cluj
Should have stormed the pitch with a few mates so that it gets called off and you win fuck all desu bredren
>>64027246
Official dog breed power rankings.
1: Labrador
2: Golden Retriever
3: Husky
..................................................
999999: Everything else.
>>64027289
>no Chow Chow
>no German Shepherd
>Not a single shot/goal second half
Smacking unders desu
>>64027273
Go put on a Cluj shirt and score 7 for us.
>>64027303
I have £1 on 14-0 @ 41 and 15-0 @ 21
>>64027273
Do this for bants
Can't stop rebacking unders, well over a grand on now, heads gone
>>64027320
pics or fuck off.
>>64027320
REBACK
FUCK
PLEASE HOLD, OFF TO WALK THE DOG
>>64027309
Only works in the indian leagues and such leagues where the men are midgets and women have moustaches.I dont think a 6'3 100 kg cunt would have as much luck
>>64027317
I'd do it if i werent so hangover,nobody gives a fuck about womens football so the fine would be like 200-500 lions if any
