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December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
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first for terrorism
second for #andNEW
3rd for WEC
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
Aldo vs McGoober media call is tomorrow
should be some good bants to kick things off
first for qt3.14 Joanna
18th for lewd mma waifus
>>63943330
>>63943346
rose
chiesa
northkek
santos
>>63943359
just going to be Conor talking over everyone and I can't wait
I really hope McGregor makes a dig at Weidman and Rockhold at some point saying they should tank him for the exposure and if they keep being stiff and stuck in the mud he'll move up and kill de division ded
>tfw there are still people on this board who unironically favour Aldo over McGOAT
>>63943391
jelly englishmen mostly tbqh senpai
>>63943361
mods are asleep, post vintage rockholds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goHZF28Iz6c
>>63943391
insecure betas literally get offended by someone who is confident and has self belief
>>63943372
>>63943330
>look, kid. i'm cutting weight for a fight. you wouldn't know anything about that but i'm in a bad mood and i want this thing to myself. if you want in here you are going to have to cuddle me. otherwise, take a hike.
>>63943372
Is that his daughter?
>>63943383
that won't happen, Mcgoat is on the team
>>63943454
Yes.
>living in Bulgaria
>>63943409
mah man! They can't help it, all they have is Bisping
>>63943443
>>63943441
so based
>>63943463
She looks sexy af, at least in that picture.
>>63943497
she's like 17 you disgusting perv
>>63943473
Can you really call it living?
>tfw Alex dindu nuffin
Aldo is going to take McGregor down and keep him there.
Aldo via sub rd 1
free lobster dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8eAO7d8kmQ
>>63943503
is normal
>>63943443
>tfw no visual novel with female MMA athletes
>>63943476
:)
>>63943346
i refuse to believe there are 7 british posters here let alone 7 who made predictions for this shitty card
>>63943506
You'll have more fun vacationing in Bulgaria than in the UK. Even if you're just a dork on college break its a better destination than anywhere in the US.
>>63943524
he showed heart in that contest in all honesty
>>63943523
2highres4me senpai
yuck
>>63943518
are upkicks the most embarrassing strike to get kod by?
>>63943524
Cathal was born in the USA, it ruined any chance of him being tip top like mcgregor and duffy.
Aldo, i keep getting street signs. Just fuckin me up phamalams
I have tickets to 194. Ask me anything.
>>63943549
what do you mean
>>63943616
are you scared someone will beat you up?
who's that black chick always in the octagon in the blue shirt before fights?
She wants mcgregoats dick
>>63943616
how does it feel to have paid hundreds of dollars to be less comfy than me?
>>63943616
Why haven't you posted pics to prove it yet?
>>63943642
you can see the kiss in exquisite detail
>>63943616
what temperature do you keep the hotel room?
do you take long hot baths?
do you walk around in the room nude?
are you going to the paige vanzant after party?
>>63943616
do you plan on heeming any drunk irishmen
>>63943661
I'm not seeing the problem
>Irish shitposting has ramped up significantly
>>63943518
Beautiful stuff.
>>63943644
No.
>>63943647
Thousands, actually.
>>63943657
Does this screencap of my confirmation email count?
>>63943668
72 degrees farenheit
i will when im in vegas
probably not but maybe
no i looked at the dj thats playing it and he sucks.
>>63943680
I hope I wont have to but honestly I've seen how they get. If a mick gets too disrespectful, it's my duty as an american to chin-check him.
>>63943742
>72 degrees
bit too hot for me desu
i keep it at 68
>tfw could heem every here
>>63943691
>shredded lettuce
get that shit out of here
>>63943742
most of the Irish in Dublin who travel to watch
McGregor are scumbags who head stomp in fights and travel in groups.
MFW you punch one and 10 of his friends curb stomp you
>>63943514
ikr, does this man look guilty?
>>63943294
>>63943565
Getting ko'd by an upkick is one thing, Koing yourself by throwing a diving punch and landing face first into your opponents foot is another
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to UFC Fight Week.
>>63943742
Where are you staying m8 and how good are your seats?
>>63943825
Who?
>>63943825
what the hell is this supposed to mean
>>63943346
Namajunas
Chiesa
Northcutt
Santos
>>63943742
>farenheit
>>63943851
Ali Abdelaziz. Matchmaker for WSOF and MMA Manager.
>>63943524
desu you guys might really have something with the Breese there
dude looks sharp
>>63943834
it's funny when normal people say it, but when a muslim says it i'm ringing the fbi.
Prepare to be backtraced
Guys, how about that moment when ariel asked jon did he contemplate permaheeming himself.
WTF kinda shit was that?
Is it me, or has Conrad toned down the memes quite a bit since the last two?
https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/671885888851484673
Reebok does it again!!!
>>63943880
You try to set the AC in celcius in the US youre gonna get cold senpai
>>63943925
he's said he doesnt wanna scare him anymore, so he's gonna lay off and cuddle him so he shows up.
Seems to be working
>>63943924
I know lol, Jon doesn't have enough power to heem anyone itt let alone himself
>>63943929
Lets face it, finding mistakes on the reebok ufc is basically attention whoring at this point.
Its too easy.
>>63943810
He is a god fearing man. He is being framed.
how many fighters are currently on the UFC's roster approximately?
>>63943925
He goof'd hard by throwing the UFC under the bus
>Bookies saying Weidman
>"Experts" saying Rockhold
Who do I trust?
>>63943848
Staying at the Aria and theyre pretty good. Section 1.
>>63944031
trust your heart
Anyone else watching Aldo vs Edgar on FS1?
>>63943851
>>63943853
WSOF matchmaker is allegedly a joint terrorism task force informant.
You kinda get the picture.
>>63943518
>>63944031
weidman too skrong, plus better wrestling. if it goes to the ground (which it will) rockhold will be in trouble. so the smart bet is on weidman
>>63944113
BE PESHENT
BE PESHENT
>>63944027
Last I heard 500 and that was during the Jones cocaine fiasco
>>63943851
>>63943890
>>63944098
hes also frankie edgar's manager
>>63944119
what?
did you not see the boatch or lyoto fights senpai
Rockhold is a beast on the mat
>>63944189
None of those guys are good on the mat though.
>>63944194
pham..
>>63944189
>He's a fookin' white belt on da mat!
>Weidman's BJJ is comparable to Rockhold's
>>63944184
Yep as well as Khabib I believe.
>>63944184
I just read the excerpts from the "Enemies Within", heres the full recap:
>around 2008 NYPD recruits Abdelaziz as an informant
>Abdelaziz gives information regarding the "Muslims of America"
>FBI gets Abdelaziz to snitch internationally
>Abdelaziz gets a polygraph after dubious reports
>Templeton (FBI mug) concludes that Abdelaziz has divulged information about him working with the government
>NYPD performs damage control to save face
>It turns out that Abdelaziz was a double agent and was feeding the FBI/NYPD/JTTF Mickey Mouse info
>Abdelaziz has his informant rights (and muney) stripped and they try to deport him
Abdelaziz has also a previous conviction of document forgery. That means he was probably forging passports for all sorts of nice fellows that love America.
Wonder what the fallout to all this will be.
>>63944290
Allegedly Weidmans bjj is stronger than any other aspect of his game, according to pasta king serra.
>>63944290
>Weidman has to worry about Rockhold taking it to the ground
>Makwan looking for a new gym, might be SBG
Please no Mr. Funland I want to see you meme an Conor at some point
>>63944381
he sucks. he wont ever break top 15
>Conor McGregor is not from your country. Why do you even bother living, rest of HEEM?
>>63944398
Go back to whining about being a virgin
>>63944327
>around 2008
It was 2002. 2008 is when their fallout happened.
>>63944412
My bad.
>>63944398
i-im irish-american does that count for something
>ali abelidizez talks shit about conor
>is literally a terrorist
lol mcgoat stays winning
>>63944411
the well jel go str8 to hell
>>63943518
fucking lol at the very last one
>>63944458
>ali abelidizez talks shit about conor
would terrorists really target based McGOAT?
heem, what if 194 stayed totally intact in all its glory, but ISIS comes along and blows shit up and ruins literally the perfect card
I'd join the military literally instantly
>>63944495
If they killed Conor literally every mosque in Ireland will be destroyed by the IRA and all muslims would be hanged
>>63944495
chris weidman would literally not allow that to happen
>>63944516
sounds like a win win situation
>>63944495
I remember he said something about beating/whooping God so McGoat is totally halal to slaughter come next Eid
>>63944516
Is Ireland conservative enough for that to have been a problem? Do you even know what I'm talking about?
>>63944562
oh here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1qNh6euj4
>eh-eh-e-h-ah-a-aha- a-eh-ehe-ehahaa-ah
Sleepy HEEM time, just can't handle the street sign stress any longer
How come we don't see celebs at UFC events anymore?
They used to pan out to the crowd and there were legit celebs just hanging out. Now its just Mike Tyson and Grandma Rourke.
>>63944632
ruby rose was at the last ufc you dumbass
>>63944632
i... i miss the mandatory kevin james shot
I think he can beat 95% of the heavyweights.
>>63944681
I'd watch him meme on Struve for five rounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaw8t-wOMEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>63944763
I think it would be a easy fight for Johnson.
>>63943294
>>63944763
What if the UFC would have bi-yearly openweight GPs?
>>63944632
I think Jay Z and Beyonce were at 193...
Perhaps celebs dont want to appear on camera for every fight they attend?
>>63944632
Leonardo DiCaprio was at UFC 66 (pictured left) and at UFC 167 (pictured right with Royce)
threads slow. post a boxer or ufc fighter you're the same height as. Manny Pacquiao (5'5")
>>63944932
>>63944993
Shit forgot height.
>Chris Weidman (6'2")
>UFC announce 8 man tournament
>Get 8 decent fighters
>Run some shows on FS1 kinda like longer embeddeds.
>People get to know fighters better, become more invested.
>Run 8 man tourney on FS1
>???
>profit?
>>63944932
>65 inches tall
>67 inch reach
literally what the fuck... how are his arms 67 inches long?
>>63944678
Where is he, anyway? Did he have a falling out with Dana and co?
>>63945031
This is really disturbing for some reason.
>>63945095
He trains. I don't know if he still goes to cards. But would you rather aim the camera at Will Smith and family or Paul Blart. Unless he's with Rutten. Also he punched Longo a while back I think.
>>63945086
What?
Reach is measured across the back and both arms.
>tfw taller than my reach
;_;
>>63945146
I like Kevin James. He's really not bad, he just takes shitty roles. Also he seems like he would be a fun guy to watch some heems and memes with.
>>63944279
Does Weidman have the same access to Jesus that Belfort has?
>>63945008
You don't do tourneys with good fighters you do them with unheard ofs and make a reality show around it. Then when it's all over you sign the winner and never let them fight in another under your organization
It's papa Dana logic 101
>>63945248
would tittyfuck her like schoonover desu
>>63945160
>tfw slightly above average wingspan
your short arms are better for bench press at least
>>63945160
That's wingspan
>>63945264
4u
I don't watch UFC. Who's the Roy Jones Jr of the UFC so I can root for them.
>We may get to see a fully roided Fedor avenge his loss against Bigfoot in brutal fashion
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826762/report-rizin-working-on-fedor-vs-bigfoot-rematch
>>63945194
I don't think he's bad.Seems like a cool guy. I liked King of Queens (please no bully). I heard Here Comes the Boom wasn't that bad. I haven't seen it however. Also that time Hendo,Trigg,Rampage and Randy were on King of Queens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8OjBW0NY34
>>63945306
glorious
>>63945301
Reach = wingspan in boxing and MMA, no?
>>63945309
Anderson Silva idolizes him and jacked a lot of his style, also wanted to fight him in a boxing match later in his career but Dana White was not keen on that.
You'll see some Hoy Jones in a lot of his fights, but avoid the three most recent ones
>>63945314
People still care about that can crusher?
>>63945309
Flashy roid user? I'd say Anderson.
Nick Diaz is probably Mayroga. But nowhere near as extreme.
Andre Ward = GSP?
>>63945309
McGookz fits the bill pretty well
>>63944458
>>63945306
>>63945309
naseem > roy jones
>b-but barrera beat him he was overrated
shut up you're wrong
>>63945477
>>63945477
>>63945477
lewd
She's getting fat /heem/
>>63945477
>this is what Aldo will be seeing when Conor knocks him out
>>63945518
>>63945498
I feel like her vagina is Hope Solo esque.
>>63945498
rounder rousy
>>63945518
what an ugly dog
>>63945498
>>63945518
Very fat and depressed
>>63945498
you think Travis is a good bf?
>inb4 domestic abuse
i mean aside from that
>>63945555
Seems like more of a submissive type of guy than big brown, ironically.
>>63945477
Dana's face waking up to McGOAT
>>63945518
>>63945498
As a woman I don't appreciate you posting these photos for the purpose of getting other people to mock her. It really goes to show the kind of man you are. Picking on a woman who is coming off of a tough lose. I'm disgusted I even come here anymore. Fucking pathetic.
>>63945606
>>63945331
it is
NEW Schaubcast is up,
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-102
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-102
https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-102
>>63945636
aw sick
>>63945631
What is that guy's problem then?
>>63945636
based
>>63945606
>>63945518
>>63945498
>all that Reebok
I guess her work's not done.
>>63945636
>>63945649
>>63945655
>>63945653
No idea m8
>>63945606
my lady ignore these fools. i bet you are tougher than all of these cowards. they never talk to women spend all of their time worrying about their diet and jerking off.
>>63945670
>>63945452
>dirty overrated Paki
>better than the once #1p4p boxer
LOL
>>63945606
ABBOT KINNEY
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>>63945636
>2 mins in
>Schaub is talking about ring girls being shat on in Dubai
Haha what
>>63945693
Actually more like 7 mins in sry
>>63945693
that faggot is so out of touch
>>63945316
Honestly, I like King of Queens, too, considering it's a pleb sitcom. I never knew about that cameo.
Choose one heem
>1 sexual ravaging by Miesha Tate
>A week Lads holiday with Schaub and Callen
>A personalised 10 minute apology video from Joe Rogan for all his Ronda shilling
I always thought Pace Salsa would be a great fit for the UFC. I'm sure there are some people who eat salsa and chips during the fights. And during a high Paced fight they could pop up a fighter like
>pic related.
Then Goldberg could say something like--
>...is brought to you by Pace! The OFFICIAL salsa of the U...F...C.. "Push the pace with PACE!"
And then everytime a fighter pushes the pace on his opponent and Goldberg or Rogan mention the word "pace", pic related would pop up ala mortal kombat "whoopsy" guy.
>>63945719
how do you mean?
here it is proper, who /naturalbornkiller/ here, him vs lawler will be the best fight of the year calling it now
>>63945636
Thanks for posting this link man. My week is complete.
>>63945733
miesha
i want every excretion her body makes on my face
>>63945733
Are you serious, Miesha all day.
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET?
>>63945873
are people still pretending fedor isn't a can crusher the greatest can crusher of all time no doubt but still a can crusher
>>63945912
Yes. Siver wasn't defeated in the correct round.
>>63946028
Why does she look like she's at an alcoholics anonymous meeting?
>>63943346
VanZant
Miller
Northcutt
Santos
I found this really unflattering picture of Miesha.
>>63945912
Yeah. You said you;d beat Siver in 2 minutes and it took you 2 rounds.
>>63946052
Because she was. It was taken one of two weeks before Holm/Ronda. The Xbox in the back is meant to distract you from drinking. The guy that took the pic went to get coffee so he could snap the pic when she stumbled in.Source is Reddit.
>>63946111
I don't think blonde is a good hair color for her
>>63946052
surrounded by console plebs
what's the best site to gamble all my money on with the mcgregor fight
if I can't pay these hospital bills im heeming myself
As much as you fags hate women's MMA, I find it amazing that 80 percent of the discussion in here is about insufferable waifus.
>>63946155
>Paying for medical bills.
What are you, retarded? No one is going to chase you down over that shit.
>>63946160
what are you gay or somethin?
my wife and i have started getting into kekolding. she likes to masturbate to conor mcgregor fight clips while i jerk off in the corner of the room watching her masturbate.
>>63946160
Because wanting to inhale Cat Zingano's anus aroma isn't related to MMA you goof.
>>63946173
they're going to put his appendix back
>>63946227
LMAO
>>63946227
LMAO
>>63946037
>>63946116
I still KO'D him stiff and come December twelfth I hope the Brazilian shows up because I will pile on the pressure and I will keep pressing forward, hitting him with every shot I've got and after the first few exchanges he will feel my power and he will crumble just like the rest of them.
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>63946321
Siver actually did pretty well t
>>63945498
wonder what happend to the bike?
>WMMA
>>63946160
All the hatred towards WMMA has pretty much vanished now that Ronda got beat.
WMMA hate was a meme anyways, /heem/ still got together to watch Invicta cards
>>63946538
Invicta cards are usually pretty damn good. I'm glad it was just a meme. Like Aldo said, the women often put more effort into their fights than the men.
>WMMA
>>63946617
>Like Aldo said, the women often put more effort into their fights than the men.
He also said that they were in the Royce Gracie-Age of WMMA. I'm looking forward to the future. We've already had Ronda and I wonder what's next.
@JonnyBones 2m2 minutes ago
We are going to see how slow I am when I foot sweep you on your ass again
>>63946666
the bob sapp of wmma
>>63946704
xD Jones is so cool when I grow up I wanna be just like him
>>63944398
Cuz i don't have to kill myself when Aldo makes him eat his own lucky charms.
This new Schaubcast is incredible
>mfw I like SW more than FW
>tfw I was more entertained by Yo-ann-ah-na Yung-Jay-Checks last two defenses and taking of the title than anything mighty manlet has done (sans the first Dodson fight and getting kucked by Cruz)
It is the meme divison.
>Karate Hottie
>Thug Rose gonna fracture Van Zants fucking face
>Angela Magana still has a job
>Conors dyke friend with no ass gonna get rekt
>roided Claudia
>that Scottish bitch that ducked Van Zant and feigned injury
>>63946818
>Thug Rose gonna fracture Van Zants fucking face
You people are in for a serious fright when that fight turns out to be a competitive split decision
is Schaub talking about Brittney Palmer?
She's 28 and goes to Dubai with Arianny
what would make the best walkout song?
>>63946881
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>63946881
BJ Penn UFC 101 is the GOATEST of all time, not even close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcofmZP-kTo
>>63946881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAOHcO0xPJQ
>>63946881
pretty much this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNIHoPeu6xU
wouldn't wanna look like a britboo tho
>>63946666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-oxm8UzYCc
>>63946881
goat walkout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfsyLLeULkY
>>63943346
thug rose
cheesuh
super saiyan sage
theo
>>63946935
fuuuck, why don't they do walkouts like this anymore
>>63946958
Because if you like those types of walkouts you're also the type of person who likes putting A1 on their steaks... In front of other people.
>>63946970
nah, those walkouts are cool
>>63946970
not really
>>63946881
This until I get a title fight
http://youtu.be/_Ty1p0ZlCXw
This for every title fight and defense
http://youtu.be/6miaTf1gF4g
This for retirement fight
http://youtu.be/xzQvGz6_fvA
>>63946704
what are the chances that we could get a Jones/Cormier face to face interview lead by Ariel Helwani (or Luke, whoever you prefer) like HBO does with boxing? I think the UFC misses out on HUGE opportunities to have their main eventers face to face on fight week. That would be amazing.
>>63946666
>wonder what's next.
>>63946992
because Jones and Cormier or Aldo and McGregor would actually hit each other.
Anderson and Chael would've been great though
>>63946992
That would be fantastic. Perfect fighters to debut something like that with too, they really dislike eachother on a fundamental level.
>>63946881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBqOCS8LmM
for the just bleed crowd
>>63946986
these suck
