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COL:Avs will go with Reto Berra against Devils
CHI:Patrick Kane takes 1st star for month of Nov.
NYR:Kevin Klein out 2-3 weeks with oblique strain
LA: GM Dean Lombardi in talks with Mike Richards
>>63938668
roll
>>63938668
Rollan
>>63938668
PLS
>>63938668
I want dubs just to see him get arrested
Holy shit the girl and her mom were both caught lying about it
Please gtfo of Kane's dick. Yes, get out of it
>>63938668
>LA: GM Dean Lombardi in talks with Mike Richards
Source?
Why wouldn't I want little bill nephews?
>Only Swedish and Finnish teams left in champions, and Davos
does this confirm NLA as the 3rd best league in europe
>>63938994
KHL
La-Liiga
Sm-Liiga
DEL
NLA
SEL
Do you like our St Andrews day kit?
>>63939123
Fake and gay
>>63939218
no u
>>63939218
Not fake and not gay
>>63939123
How are the Clan doing these days btw? I was in Glasgow a few years back for Uni, always wanted to go to a game but never got the chance
>>63939039
>trusting the opinion of someone who doesn't even know that it's SHL and not SEL
>>63939380
Not as good as last year, we let in a lot of soft goals and have dropped a good points as a result of that.
>>63938668
Come on Kaner!
Do you know how sick it would be to have the Kaner seed in my family? My nephew could become an NHL star!
>>63939534
Phil "the gay loser" Kessel?
FUCK faM
>>63939123
mb not fake but def gay
Don't have a sister lads how about my gf instead
>>63939588
Congrats!
The Kaner is raping your gf, just be sure to hold her when she's done, and maybe you'll get to raise his son.
>>63939588
>tfw get rapist dubs offering my gf and live in Chicago
Gonna be awesome raising the future U.S. hockey goat tbdesu
>>63938668
Roll lmao
>>63939766
>>63939780
Ayy
I wish smuk_anok was here
>>63940000
>>63938668
No PK? I'd let PK bone my wife.
>>63938668
Rollin on dubs
>>63940000
>>63940000
>final solution quads
>all zeros
Jelly as fuck bro
>>63940000
>this fuk_ponek fanboi gets a master race nefew
K....
>rags
>>63939218
>doubting zany minor league jersey nights
CLEAVELAND EXPANSION WHEN?
>>63940487
>>63940487
>>63940487
>>63940487
RED WINGS SABRES
>>63940404
Never.
How many hours on the ice in a week would you guys say is too much? I'm taking one full day off per week, but have basically unlimited ice time if I want it. I want to avoid repetitive strain and still be productive.
Right now I'm doing about 15 hours.
#VoteReimer
https://allstarvote.nhl.com/?navid=nhl:topheads
>>63940657
Why are you asking for medical advice on a board dedicated to country vs country shitposting and memes?
That being said I average 99 hours, one day I'll be as good as him...
>>63940268
>>63940268
>>63940268
Blue Jackets @ Canadians thread again
*shrug*
>>63938668
>hockey
fuck is this?
>>63940842
This is what happens when Canada makes the threads
FLYER/SNES
>>63941031
>>63941031
>>63941031
O/U 20 posts
you may only reply to this post if your team has the rookie of the month for November
> not so fast other 29 teams besides the red wings
>>63938668
88 time
>>63940972
The real Wild-Hawks thread.
>>63941085
Ignore this one. My bad.
>>63938668
>Mike Richards
GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEE
Yotes play tonight?
fuck this, I tried liking this sport, it seems to have everything I like about football plus it's a winter sport.
but holy fuck I can't follow the puck for shit.
I'm not even trying to meem nor trigger you.
don't answer, I just wanted to do some sort of catharsis because I thought it would be a good enjoyable sport.
thanks for reading my blog lads.
>>63941397
>>63941397
Watch the players body movement not the puck. Or watch long enough and you'll learn to find the puck
>>63941397
No one can follow the puck unless you're on the ice, but you start to get a feel for which player is moving it and who they're passing to and where the puck is going to be.
>>63941397
If you're watching the puck you're watching wrong.
Unless you're watching live, you can't see the puck in every scenario. You need to be watching players, positioning, and movement. That's where a lot of the excitement is.
>>63941242
ARIZONA COYOTES @ NASHVILLE PREDATORS
>>63941705
>>63941705
>>63941705
SPARKLEDOGS @ SEXUALPREDS
>Devlels
>14:02 first period of blues/panthers
>2 total SOG
what the fuck
>>63941875
>grease
>>63941933
>blues/panthers
found the problem famigo
>>63941875
>royes
>>63942013
gotta support the hometown boys, you know
>tfw have to stay up past your bed time to watch Bill because west coast game
tonight...
Who /NotAsBadAsIThought here?
>>63942136
I'M GONNA HAVE MYSEEEELF
>>63942161
This meme sucks
>>63942099
Post Bills
I'll start
Is there a nation saltier than Canada? I mean holy shit you could cover the planet with that much salt
>>63942324
Salt is a well known byproduct of irrelevance
>>63942099
>IKTF
>>63942578
Ouch lad I feel for you. I have to wake up early to watch the premier league Saturday mornings, much simpler than staying up late
>Ramo
just fuck off already
>>63942661
I just get a few hours before the game now.
I dont watch English football whenever I do the game is shit.
>inb4 SPFL
Just a heads up you fags, Patrick Kane just scored another goal. He's literally the best player in Hockey right now.
What's that? You gonna cry? Hahaha fag.
>>63942822
>mfw I hate Kane
>mfw I'm pulling for him just to piss off Canada
>Devlels in charge of filling an arena
>>63942780
Literally won UEFA Cup with my created player when he signed to Rangers in FIFA 11. One of the best triumphs of my life.
>>63942973
Did he have an EBT?
>>63942822
The more Kane rapes the higher his PPG goes.
now i am become smuk
creator of memes
>>63943014
Yes
>>63938668
jokes on you, kessel genes make QT ladies
>>63943377
>Wants Kessel
>Gets Karlsson
Kek
>smuk still posts consistently as anonymous
>>63943377
>Wanting a cute niece
>Not wanting an all star hockey nephew
Should I just call the cops or what bud? You tell me.
>wongs
>>63943453
don't hate on the carolina fan
>>63943453
>tfw have one of each
>tfw walking with qt 4 year old and grills miring your paternalistic goatness
>tfw teaching nephew about sports
who /puttingoffgroupprojectsoyoucanwatchsomehockey/ here?
>>63938668
Roll
>>63943496
working on a problem set, a take home exam and writing a final paper while watching here
>tfw Risto already has 4 assists tonight and will probably score the OT winner
Reminder that the Oilers took Darnell Pylon one pick ahead of him
America drafted by Canada in hockey. Ultra God is Verbal pussy pounding. It’s liquid God. Tight pussy pump Cream King sexual slavery manhood snatcher Safety Cock Hot Cock Cock Socks. Liquid God will reverse negative crystal dick rot caused by failure to adhere to perfect Two-Thousand Dollar World Record Beater model cigarette currency. Phil Kessel illegal stick curve terrible Cig currency converts ALL dollars and gold denominations into ONE ALLIANCE overarching tobacco cash, trading packs in pack market. Gary Bettman destroyed the league. Roseanne Barr sent to Federal Pussy Prison by Tom Arnold, warden Ellen DeGeneres. Roseanne trapped with political pussy prisoners Kirstie Alley and Ricki Lake in world's Strongest Maximum Security Alien Pussy Prison at bottom of Atlantic Ocean. Roseanne and Tom cigarette cash forgery network. Orbital police-cop.
>>63942973
Does anyone else think soccer video games are way more entertaining than actual soccer?
>>63938668
rapist dubs get
>>63938994
ice bears are best bears
>Literally not having 41 points right now
>>63943770
Canucks@Kings
>>63943770
Canucks@Kings
>>63943770
Canucks@Kings
>>63943660
Cool post anon
Want to bring it to the White House?
>>63943660
dis nigga writing like he took PCP or something
>>63938668
>hockey
>>63938668
>hockey
go fuck yourself
>implyign I have a sister
I'd trade both my sisters to win a Stanley desu
Are the Habs Elite?
>>63938668
>implying OP didn't honor kill his sister after she got Billed because OP is a Syrian
>>63944087
Yup
would you rather suck a fart out of the unwiped asshole of the one on the left for your team to be guaranteed to get to the SCF with a chance at winning the cup, or have 2 blissful minutes of vaginal sex with the one on the right and your team misses the playoffs for 2 seasons?
>Arizona
>14 SOG with 2 min left of the game
Damn, they're getting keked
>zebras took away 2 empty netters
Well at least it's a lucky win
>yfw california has 3 professional hockey teams and 5 farm teams
>>63944147
>only 2 minutes
I'll suck the fart f@m
>>63944156
That's how the coyotes usually win, somehow
>>63944147
>2 blissful minutes of vaginal sex
i would murder children to last 2 minutes in bed
>>63944206
Guds' goal getting called back was obvious though.
>>63944241
>being this lowtest
Stop watching Vietnamese hand puppet shows
>OT: the team
Sled hockey actually looks kinda neat faM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuHUBJu6_0
PHILLY GOONS ARE ALIVE AND WELL
shorks/pens where
Is Karlsson the biggest meme player ever?
He literally gave the game to the Floyers, although they were probably going to win anyway.
>>63944234
That's a good Bill m8
Do you mind if I save this image?
Thrill me baby.
>>63944328
you may, friend :^)
Which game do I watch?
>>63938668
>no Seguin
>no Benn
>>63944247
Yeah but the Huby penalty was ridiculous
>>63944373
Bill. The choice is always Bill.
>>63944399
Tuned in just as he scored.
Ty senpai
GODDAMMIT
FUCK BILL
>>63944422
What a thrill, with darkness and silence through the night
>You will never score a goal off the goalie's butt
Why live
Get it together, Jones.
Fuck
>>63944422
>he's this mad about Bill
rolleru
Predators forwards finally do their fucking job and score about fucking time man.
Stars getting memed on
>it was 3-0
>>63944147
>these are dimes in Canada
>Madison square garden
>not in Madison
>not a square
>not a garden
>>63944948
>rags
>>63938668
Trips or Quadsget
stools/flims shootout
>it was 3-0
>finnish goaltending
Stools loss lel
what is it with jones and getting scored on from behind?
gg pens
what a fucking joke
>Deadmonton now 2 points back from 29th place in the league
Just cancel the new arena and relocate them to Houston or Saskatchewan or something
>>63945415
>fifty bajillion first overall picks
>still can't win hockey games
>>63945415
San Diego, that AHL team is drawing well
>>63945415
In all honesty I think they should wait for RNH or Eberle to start performing and then trade them for solid defensemen. If it were up to me I'd get rid of most of 'The Kids' and get D-men.
>>63939780
Yeah, but...
Is he Elite?
>>63945487
>doughty
>ever leaving LA
>>63945487
True that friendo
RNH, at the very least, is expendable.
Also I'd trade their first round pick from the next draft. They don't need another centre in Matthews.
>this year 3v3 OT
>next year 4v4 3rd period
we gonna get this scoring up friends
>>63945071
Is your sweet, innocent sister ready to be thrilled?
Are we back?
>>63945644
You were never good to begin with.
>>63945644
>3 (three) regulation wins in 25 games
>pretty much the only way they can win a game is if they survive until 3v3 meme hockey and their shifty manlet gets a breakaway
Are the Devils elite?
>>63945877
>grease
>>63945877
>losing to the Avs
>at home
>the Avs
>>63945925
Are the Avs elite?
JUST
U
S
T
>>63945877
You tell me.
>>63945831
>John Scott is still in the NHL
What a fucking joke man.
>>63945877
>>63945946
Yes
>>63945831
Jagr is the only good meme vote who has a chance to win
>>63945831
VOTE
F
O
R
RORY
>>63945527
Solid back-up.
Who /beerleague/ here?
>outcheered at home
>shorks
>>63946220
Do they play hockey in Nepal?
>>63946220
Do they have beer in Nepal?
>>63946220
Does Nepal exist?
>>63946290
No
I've been having withdrawals from not being on the ice
>>63946296
Yes, it's pretty eh. The shit beer here is better than shit beer in the us, but that's the only choices you have. I know of a bar in Kathmandu and a bar in Pokhara that sell Guinness at eight bucks a glass.
>>63946338
Hello Nepal
>>63946338
Not even a small glacier nearby? That sucks.
>>63946338
What are you doing in Nepal? Army? or you actually found a job there (wtf how)
Why is the Pacific so shit?
>>63946454
he's probably there for all the cute nepalolhahaha sorry all their women look like piles of mud
Morning
>>63946385
I was trying to get you a mountain >rags,
but it's cloudy
>>63946417
No skates anyway :(
>>63946454
Teaching English
>>63946488
There are some decently hot girls here, they just turn into mud when they turn 30
>>63946526
>Vancouver raghead so delusional he thinks his team could actually beat the Kings
who /undefeatedinOT/ here?
>>63946520
>teaching English
PFFFFTTT
so when are the penguins dealing sidney
>>63946552
soon as mcmeme comes back from injury
>>63946552
holy shit ai went to a bar to watch the game and ended up doing a ton of free drugs and then they tried to steal me credit card and money adn i just got home
did the ens really fuck up that bad
>>63946552
Any pensbros able to tell what's up with him?
>>63946602
I smell greentext
>>63946609
Him and Lemieux had a falling out and now he's trying to play his way into a trade to get away from Pittsburgh.
>>63946609
nah I'm telling the truth I smoked some weed then something cllled a greenie then some coke and shit and rinking and I missed the whole fucking game
kongs will win the cup
>>63946619
it's pretty smart, kill your value so that the new team doesn't have to give up a lot
>>63946622
sounds like a sweet bar dude.
Was the alcohol cheap?
>>63946609
oh ahah I can tell whats up with him. if tmz followed hocke players here they would knot the problem with crosby
>has wrist injry 2 years ago
>no surgery
>hurts it again last year
>no surgery
>decide to try to rehab it this year
>no surgery
>cant cant any power on your shot this year
hurrrrrrrrrrrrr glad I didnt do surgery
>>63946622
Aren't greenies amphetamines or did baseball lie to me?
>>63946651
idk I dont eo rugs
>>63946650
Is Tyler Johnson crosby 2 electric boogaloo
You're scaring me m8
>>63946676
>>63946676
um wait didnt the penguins win? why are you memeing crosby?
and either him or jarry you faggot
>>63946520
Do you get paid?
>inb4 he does it for free
>>63946720
Hahaha
Look up voluntourism
A lot of people pay to volunteer here, it's a huge scam
>>63946703
He's clearly underperforming this year though, penguins winning or no
>>63938994
KHL
SHL
Liiga
DEL
All Svenkan
NLA/Extra liiga
NLA is pretty bad when it comes to overall quality.
They have few star players scattered around the league but your average player is terrible.
>>63946769
his wrist is hurt and his linemates suck
>18-1
>>63946949
>cantpucks
>9-9-8
Why is this allowed?
There should be a cutoff where you no longer gain a point from losing in OT/SO if you do it too often.
>The city of Alberta
>>63947058
Canucks have played 11 of the last 13 games on the road
Why is this fucking schedule allowed?
>>63947104
Are they having a bunch of concerts at their arena? I know that the Kings get booted from Staples for the Grammies and Chicago has a long trip for the circus every year
>>63947134
its where theyre housing all their refugees
Canadian teams are pretty shit. 5 of them are 19th or worse in the league
>>63947187
If Canadian teams were made up of 100% Canadian players they'd all be top 10 lad
>>63947171
No that's Surrey
>>63947207
>the only decent teams in Canada are captained by an American and a Swede
>>63947226
>Canucks
>decent
Lmao
>>63947233
>33
2spooky
>>63947244
>44
why does everyone make such a big deal about smuk_anok being a brony? so what if he is? no one is perfect. and besides, he's a pretty cool guy, which more than makes up for it.
>>63947233
I was talking about the snes, they are in a playoff spot
>>63947259
will you fuck off one day
>>63947226
And almost all American teams are captained by a Canadian
>>63947226
>the worst team in the nhl is the only one without a captain
wew lad
Kings are leading the league in corsi again lads.
>>63947276
there are people ITT who are legitimately mad at smuk froks
>>63947492
i believe so
