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GOATstralia vs Worst India begins December 10. Poo Peeland vs Shit Lanka starts on the same day. Why can't >we just keep playing eachother ;_;

Reminder to join the /cric/ BBL fantasy group

If you havent registered:
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=2841777

If you have:
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
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>>63931953
In for WalkGOD
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>>63931953
delet this
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>>63931953

statselite on muscular watch
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>>63931953
Beauty and the beasts
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>>63931953
do all australian girls cake up on the makeup
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Elitespouter on handsome and intelligent watch
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FUCK

I should have called it prostate massage edition

Mackay lad, keep the caps going please
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>>63931983
Yes.

LGTSS

>white "women"
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>>63931983
that's a pee poolander lad
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>>63931983

>implying Ivana is Australian

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual detected
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Reminder that white """"people"""" are genetically inferior whose collective genetics are literally Finnish tier.
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goodnight /cric/

new thread killed the vibe
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>>63931996
>>63931996
>>63931996
>>63931996
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>>63932000
No but she's had plenty of meaty australian cock inside her so she may as well be by now :^)
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Anyone else still in the /mu/ thread?
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>>63932007
definitely looks like the type of chick I would bag on a night out

I would be extra confident with her too because she is kiwi, would have no hesitation grabbing her cunt on the dance floor
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>>63932007

she's a virgin lad

t. daniel
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>>63932007
>Gold Coast
>"Australian"

Kek.

KEK.

>>63932012
I'm in the old thread.
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>>63932007
If she's in the goldcoast she's probably been fucking nothing but Asians and kiwis.
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>>63931983
Have you seen an Iranian chick? Since they have lots of restrictions back home whenever they go abroad(lots in Indian cities) they all overdo it and look like this.
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daniel you here m8?

Going to need proofs as well buddy. The third Kiwi has been impersonating you all night. Post the latest from Ivana
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>>63932017
I know a Tazzie in Melbourne engaged to an Asian and the bitch eats pocky, fucking hardcore weeb
>white women
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>>63932039
>>63932039
I wouldn't mind if daniel posted more of the blond with number 1 Tbh
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/destinations/nz/73675195/20-things-that-surprise-first-time-visitors-to-New-Zealand
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>>63932022
>he is still spouting last week's memes
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>>63932052
The most surprisingly thing is the amount of hakas one has to deal with off the plane
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>>63932052
>p-please notice us Big Strong Foreigners
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>>63932057
Everytime you get on a plane in NZ, this shitty video plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji65WI5QLZI
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>>63932067
Nigga this one's dank as fuck it's the best one in ages

>you now remember the gay yoga one
>you now remember the betty white one
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>>63931983
>"girls"
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>>63932072
According to NZherald, Taylor Swift will be in the next one
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>>63932072
It's still cringe, especially the bits with Dagg
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>>63932079
in all seriousness m8, just talk exactly like that with slightly less autism and you'll be all good
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>>63932064
>slav
>ass

no m8
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>>63932079
I don't know if I can keep reading this shit I am cringing too much
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>>63932085
Yeah his flow is shit but it's easily their best one for this year

>implying the Richie bits aren't great
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>>63932079
I genuinely feel bad for her, she seems like a nice person who legitimately wants to help you
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>>63932079
Good god, if you had talked like a girl like this on Tinder, there's a good chance you would have gotten a pity fuck, for free.
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>be at a party
>most plebs left already. It's getting late
>Alia and Anushka are sitting right in front
>both good looking girls seen the third time at a party
>they giggle and make out with each other. Telling me that you can't join. And there's nothing you can do about it.
> put hand in trousers. Start fapping.
>they are shocked. Can't believe it.
>you are not going to join this. There's nothing you can do about it.
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>>63932097
Her life is likely not in a great state either if she has to resort to saying the shit that's on her profile.
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>>63932097

see >>63932095

if she didnt care she wouldnt have asked for his picture
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>>63932103
yout not very funny according to my mum Tbh
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>>63932103
stop trying so hard to fit in

just be urself m8
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>>63932104

>what is penis envy
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>>63932092
LITERALLY in New Zealand RIGHT NOW

Holidaying in Queenstown
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>>63932107
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>>63932107
>i'm not a prostitute, I swear

damage control
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>>63932107

>this is how hookers reconcile what they do

KEK
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>>63932121
just because you do something once or for a period of time doesn't mean you were always or will always be that thing
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>>63932119
>that look in here eye
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>>63932125
If you contract Herpes or AIDS then yeah you do.
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>>63932122

>the BSA is LITERALLY seething because prostitution is illegal in the land of the """"""""""""""""""free""""""""""""""""""

kek desu
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>>63932119
didn't she kill a bunch of birds and make the poo peelanders seethe?
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>>63932132
you can live a normal life with HIV, apart from taking medication and seeing doctors regularly every part of your life is similar to a negative person
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>having intimate conversations with prostitutes

Is this the next great /cric/ meme?
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>>63932137
kek lad
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>>63932112
>>63932114
at any rate, thnx for the (You)s pals.
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>>63932140
No, she parked 10 cars on the beach when the limit in that area is 2 because of birds or some shit.

Literally 0 birds were harmed. Media desperate for a story.
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>>63932146
>next

freshlord detected
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>>63932137

lad just go to church or join a cricket team or something if you want "human contact"

if you want to fuck (or in your case, be kucked) then hire the prozzy
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>tfw she's being filled by bbc
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>>63932159
yeah g go for it g hooks us up with the other chick g
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>>63932159
2 weeks is still believable that your phone had to get sent back to the shop and you were just waiting for the seekend lad.
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>>63932159
you already blew it
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good night /cric/

gonna add a song about hiring prostitutes for company to my concept album now Tbh
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>>63932159
Nah chuck her numa up on here g.

giz us a hoon
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>>63932172
D A N I E L
A
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>>63932159

I went to a job interview, got the number of some qt3.14 French girl

On the way home my water bottle leaked and rekted my phone (i hadn't given her my number)

What's worse is that I haven't got the faintest clue of how to spell her name and can't find her on normalbook

J U S T
U
S
T
>mfw
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>>63932170
>LE SPOONFEED ME XDXD

kidnap your sister m8
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>>63932177
mutual friends first lad
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>>63932180
also, where does she work? women in hospitality usual 'like' their business

t. facebook stalker
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>at university doctor
>absolute qt foreign girl 9/10 in front of me
>telling her address, same suburb as mine but she doesn't know the postcode
>I blurt it out
>get thanked
>as she leaves she asks me how I knew
>say I used to work for a shipping company (lie)
>she smiles at me and leaves
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There are """""""""""people"""""""""" in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't know that MUSCULAR ELITE BASED WALKGOD is in the /mu/ thread posting his steps.
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>tfw your trip to the "city" of Auckland coincides perfectly with Daniel's asylum seeking in melbourne
feels good lads, no chance to bump into him on the street
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thoughts lads?
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>>63932180

no luck

I live on the north shore and she's living in the inner-south. Plus she's only been here a couple of months so she probably doesn't have that many Aussies added

>>63932187

nowhere, she's at some "college"
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>>63932201
>m-m-muh """""personality"""""
>>>/tumblr/
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>>63932193
>unironically being a kektorian

>>63932202
fug lad. you could try drying out your sim and puting it in a differnent phone
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where are the helium tanks at in brisbane
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>>63932210
I put the phone and the sim in rice for hours, both are kill

It'll also be like $200 or whatever Jewpple charge for phone refurbishments these day, which probably isn't too bad.
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I started talking about suicide and now she hasn't replied for a while.

I've lost her.
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>>63932210
>worst kekstralians still LITERALLY fuming over basedthorn keking their entire """""state""""" out of a premiership

kek

KEK

K E K

K - E - K

K - - E - - K
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>>63932218
Ask poosterwomans mum to refill his old one and send it to you.

Hes pooicided now btw
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>>63932222

C A P
A
P
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>>63932224
He's literally in this very thread conversing with a prostitute.
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>>63932221
phone maybe ded but sim might not be you've got to wait for all that internal shit to dry out first as well
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>>63932222
>this post
>those quads
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>>63932223
>confusing worst australians with BASED GOAT Wales

lad, /nrl/ literally runs this shit
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>>63932234

wait data isnt saved to the simcard is it? Apple phones use some sort of minisim and I thought all the phone data was on the phones harddrive

If it is on the sim I might be saved because I think thats allright
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lads, some freshcunt redditor made an /nrl/ thread

>>63932231
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>>63932242
dunno Tbh, i still use a brick
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>>63932230
He's pooposting from the dead you SEEEEETHING freshcunt
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>there are "Australian" """people"""" posting in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't live in NSW

explain yourselves
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>>63932018
lol the only real restriction is showing their hair. they wear a ton of makeup on the streets of iran, too.

for an islam-run country, they're lenient. it's still bullshit, but it's a lot better than the arab countries.

also those girls in the op are hot as fuck. white girls are the bane of my existence i swear to god m8
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Feels like I lost a lung at some point today - does depression do this?
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>/nrl/ thread linked
>/cric/ thread suddenly dies
Just more proof that /nrl/ fucking RUNS /cric/.
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>>63932222
Why would you talk about knitting your socks to a complete stranger you haven't even met?
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I can't enjoy cricket because I think my gf wants to break up with me.

>gf messages me
>anon I need to talk with you, can we meet on sunday
>refuses to tell me what's going on
>have to wait until sunday to find out
>preparing myself for the worst

At least we won against the kiwis
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>>63932335
why don't you just see her sooner
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>>63932335
She was dp'd by Chad and Thad but it didn't mean anything and she still wants to be with you
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>>63932347

She doesn't want to meet earlier

>>63932348

Fuck I was so close to becoming a normie, having a full time job and a gf.
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>>63932352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwVNuyfhF0Q
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poopeelia Ltd.
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>>63932352
Break up with her first before she breaks up with you

Like on that episode of Seinfeld
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>>63932352
So from now til then, are you all not talking?
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>>63932370

Yeah we're not talking as I have no idea what the fuck is going on, I'm just wishing I was gay at this point/

At the very least you guys are here for me
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>>63932379
Jesus fucking christ, that's omega.
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>>63932335
ridgway 2.0 inc
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>>63932379
why do you all think lumping your problems on a random is a good idea
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>>63932335
she's pregnant m8
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>>63932391
What happened there?
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>>63932396
we had to put up with his shit gf problems for years, then he finally breaks up with her and turns into a complete pussy
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>>63932404
Oh thought you meant an actual event
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>all those deleted posts in the old thread
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>>63932414
its always the offtopic posts that get left behind that make me laugh Tbh
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>https://youtu.be/wRM_Wyj7elI
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some mod fuck tried to ban me for two weeks because I ""doxxed" Daniel by posting the pasta
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>>63932432
how dare they not know about every /cric/ meme
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>>63932432
kek, i only got warned for this
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poopeelia Ltd.
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>>63932439
that's good modding tbhwyf
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>>63932446
m8, i was shitposting pretty hard, yet that was the only thing i was warned for

>tfw goosie sees you samefagging
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As if this period couldn't get worse uni results come out soon
kill me
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rate my catch la


>Fuckner
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>>63932143

lad, are you HIV positive?
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http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/andrew-flintoff-admits-england-cheated-in-2005-ashes-by-using-substitute-fielders/news-story/0b40e65e087016811800ade7b36a235b
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>>63932711
#returntheurn
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repost

>>63931845
there was a couple other lads at /uwa/ in here before and poodam goes to notre dame

>>63931847
>>63931854
were you at the WA vs VIC game on saturday?
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If you haven't done a prozzy up the bum then you're pretty much non-Australian
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>>63932917
>tfw prostitute could tell I was getting close and asked me to cum on her arse and not inside her arsehole
>tfw didn't have the willpower to pull-out and came deep inside her arse
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>>63932948
My 50 year old escort loves anal
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/cric/ on dead poomunity watch
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>>63933256
>LE GRIG IS LE DEAD BOOMOONIDY XDXD
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>>63933327
>BOOMOONIDY

has ironic shitposting gone too far?
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why is ryan sidebottom in the CA XI for the tour match
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>>63933662
I am going to start reporting you from now on
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/cric/ really has gone down the drain, I blame it on all the teenagers that only have this general as a form of communication or social experience thus want to become remembered on a chinese calligraphy paper
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>>63933906
>only have this general as a form of communication or social experience
What losers.
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>>63933674
this is a great question, I notice the cricket australia article didn't mention it

I didn't even realise he was in australia, it's not like he's playing shield cricket or something
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>>63933973
he could be playing grade cricket for our winter

that still doesn't explain why he's in that XI
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>>63932881
Yeah, what a fucking shitshow

That Victorian guy who got 7-30 or something looked good though
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poopeelia Ltd.
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>>63933906
World cup tourist detected
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Execute all muslims.
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Exepoote all poopeelians
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>>63940996

not really surprising

Cricket is a much more popular sport globally than Rugby (mainly because of all the brown people lel)
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I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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>>63940996
Its not surprising at all. This was circulated all throughout India during the World Cup
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>>63931953
Indian can't lose
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Wait so basically India = GOAT batting
Australia = GOAT bowling
but: Good bowling > Good batting
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>>63942279
>Wait so basically India = GOAT batting

That would be Australia as well

Even Bradman aside, the only batsman that India has produced even in the same league as Greg Chappell was Sachin
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>>63942444
What about Virat Coolie
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>>63942462

not even in the same league as GOATven GODth. I think Rahane is better than Memeli anyway

infact the only three good batsman India have ever produced are Sachin, Gavaskar & Dravid

Australia has an entire plethora of batsman in that category. The Invincibles other than Bradman (Morris, Barnes, Harvey). Greg Chappell and then the modern GOAT's (Ponting, Hayden, Gilchrist etc)
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>>63942552
i don't know any of these people besides Sachin and Dravid so I'll assume that Australia has shit sports marketing and that you're telling me the truth
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>>63941774
Oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over New Zealand

Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.

I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
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>>63942606

poorious as fuck curry expat detected

All the Australians I listed except for the modern guys are grandad tier so you dont need to know them

But you should know Ponting, Waugh etc. Otherwise you are a seething fucking casual I'm afraid.

kys (know your stuff)
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>>63942606

forgot link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3G1nLruU2k
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>>63932381
Same thing happened to exes. 100% of the time. She's taking time to think about the relationship and if it's worth it. Means she's been bottling it up for months and now it got to be too much. She's dumping you. Accept it when she does, figure out your flaws (ask her), then say thank you and then bye. Don't show much emotion and don't get too mad. Be pleasant but not overly so.
Then move on. It'll suck and it'll hurt but really time heals all things. Took me a year to get over my last ex. Distract yourself by constant improvement, physically, mentally, and psychologically. At the end of it all, at worst you'll be in a better place, if nothing, physically than you were before.
Good luck
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>>63943665
Why does this look so funny to me
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>>63943844
His face is the same in both pics
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What are the chances of >us losing the test series to the west indies?
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>>63943914
The hand just popping out looks silly also
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>>63943971
Every time I think about the modern West Indies I just get depressed
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>>63941991
Is it really that hard to trick a non-escort girl into spending time with you?

>ausissies and poopeelanders confirmed for betas
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>>63943971
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>>63931953
Bitches on the right been chasing parked cars.
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>>63944749
Why doesn't Ivana have better friends to be honest family?
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>>63944079
damn she's perfect
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>>63944054
>>63943971

i feel bad for Darren Bravo

he is genuinely a very good batsman

The issue is that the rest of his team is comprised of complete and utter retards. It may as well be us on here playing with him. Couldn't do much worse.
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>Rajindra Chandrika, the West Indies opener, averages 0(zero) in Test match cricket

I literally think I could do better
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>>63945042
Its from 'A Day in The Life of Holly Ferling'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLWNA3Clm-Y
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>>63945076
Gayle's good, Bravo's good, Holder's alright and Chanderpaul could be good again if he was fucking selected. The West Indies fast bowling attack is probably the fourth best in the world too.
The selectors and WICB seem obsessed with screwing the team over at every possible opportunity, and just field a bunch of drooling mouthbreathers who spend all day watching Glenn Maxwell play in the IPL
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>>63942552
>no mention of sehwag
>no mention of vvs the kangaroo destroyer
Seething casual detected
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everything about the West Indies makes me fucking pissed. The WICB has handled things so badly for so long that it's virtually impossible for them to return to being competitive.

Bangladesh will unironically be a mid tier team before the West Indies manage to be able to conclusively beat fucking Zimbabwe
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>>63945308
>sehwag

poor mans warner

>very very shit

le 3 good games in career man
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WEST INDIES WILL WIN THE SERIES 2-1

CAP THIS POST
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>>63945356

possibly, if the series is rejigged so that they play the Australian women instead
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>>63945380
I had a vivid dream. The Aussies won't be able to handle the swing. Especially in Hobart. Aus lose the first , convincingly win in Melbourne and lose in Sydney. CAP THIS POST ALSO
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>>63945412

>Hobart
>swing

It isn't 2011 anymore lad. Channel 9 and Kucket Ausfailia ordered Hobart to produce roads so that the Tassie team would stop homebabbying Shield wins
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>>63945433
You'll see m8. I'm betting over $500 on the West Indies to win
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>>63945461

post slip
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>>63945509
'no'
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who /genuinelywantsaustraliatolose/ here?
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>tfw need to take a POO, but I'm scared to go to the LOO, cause there is a witch who goes BOO
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>>63944981
I think, m8, that she's "the pretty one"
Every gang of mingers has one.
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>>63942699
>curry expat detected
Alri
I'm just pointing out what I know and what I don't know. I'm assuming that what you said is correct because Indians are shit athletes. No idea where you got me being a curry from
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>>63946500

""super"" """"starr""""

What happened, did he get dropped by his Sydney grade side?
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>MemeCullum so pooturbed and poorious that he dropped out of the Based Bash to play Shit Lanka for the 100th time
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It's our year, bros.
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>>63946500
t. Daniel
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>>63946580
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Mal Meninga got the job lads

soon we'll all realise just how much of a genius coach Mal is and QLD won't know how to cope without him
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Reminder Voges is the best middle order batsman since Hussey
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>>63946587
coral?
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Reminder that Don Bradman was a war dodger and statpadded against shit players because the good ones died in the war
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>>63946606

kys gatebro
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>>63946877
His name is 'Four Letters' m8

Remember yesterday

>no, but my name is four letters
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>>63946830
Reminder Bradman tried to join the airforce but was knocked back because his eyesight was fucking terrible
Reminder Ross Taylor couldn't score above 10 with shit eyesight while Bradman was scoring triple centuries in a single day
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>>63946830
What triggers me about this meme isn't that you're bashing Bradman, but that you're doing it fucking wrong.

He statpadded because he played in an era where he was LITERALLY the only person in the world who took cricket seriously, and saw it as more than just a sport.
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Reminder that I told all of you that Chris Cairns had done nothing wrong and that Brendon McCullum was a confirmed snitch
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reminder Bancroft WILL be the next Langer
reminder Mitch Marsh WILL be the next Australian captain
reminder Paris WILL be the next Lillee
reminder Couter-Nile WILL be the next Dizzy
reminder Western Australia WILL return to being the dominant cricket state over the next decade
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>>63946943
I don't know who any of those players are lol
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reminder Perth Scorchers are INARGUABLY the dominant T20 team
reminder the WACA is the GOAT traditional cricket venue and has the best pitch in the entire world
reminder the Perth Stadium will PTFO the MCG
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>>63931953
test
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https://au.sports.yahoo.com/cricket/a/30246176/australia-v-west-indies-rod-marsh-wants-peter-nevill-to-aim-high/

Further evidence Rod Marsh is senile and deluded.
Nevill's a good keeper, but he's not even the best wicket keeper batsman in his state, let alone Gilchrist tier
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Did Ross Taylor bust his nuts?
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you now remember Marcus North
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>>63932379
Based Ivan
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>>63947018
>LE FUG LE SELEGTORS XDXD I CUD MAKE A BETTER SELEGTOR XDXD OMG ROD MARSH IS INCOMPETENT XDXD IS HE TRYING TO GET FIRED? XDXD FUG I CANT BELIEVE THEY GET PAID XDXD

Kill yourself
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>>63947077
stop this gatebro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8
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>>63947077
I literally could if Marsh is going to keep making these Fox Sports tier ""predictions"" based off a single innings
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Reminder that Josh Hazlewood will finish his career with more test wickets than Glenn McGrath
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>>63947173
No, you literally couldn't.
You are an invisible dot in a crowd of 20000 at the WACA test each year, and he is employed in one of the most important sports-related positions in the country.

Get over yourself.
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>>63945177
baka
>fast bowler
>110kmh
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>>63947212
Fox Sports Facebook page posting normies BTFO
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>>63947173
Whether he's right or not is irrelevant, as long as it gives the player confidence.
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>>63947245
even Pajeet gets it
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gonna buy a swing king
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>>63947251
His fucking name is MD Singh
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>>63947077
>LE YOU CANT CRITICISE LE TEST PLAYING SELECTOR FOR DUMB COMMENTS BECAUSE HE IS LE PAID XDXD
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>>63947337
The comments aren't dumb, though. You have no idea what the future holds.
You just want to feel like you are informed, and that you're more than a mouthbreathing casual by doing the typical Fox Sports normie meme of criticising those in power for anything and everything they do.

Kill yourself.
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>less than 60,000 expected for Boxing Day

literally kidnap your sisters Kucket Ausfailia for being spastic enough to book Windies on boxing day.

Could have just offered the Peewis a small portion of the proceeds so that they played Boxing Day
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>>63947018
thas because haddins retired m8
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>>63947018
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>>63947018
>LE NEVILLE IS SHIT XDXD
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>>63947368
But shouldn't LE SPORDING CAPITAL XDXD turn out no matter who is playing
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>>63947368
>tfw pioneered kidnap your sister and knit your socks
>tfw succussefully pioneered another pseudomeme
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>>63947361
If you think that there is anything in Nevill's career that indicated potential to reach the same level as the best wicket keeper batsman of all time the you are literally deluded.
No, I don't know what the future holds, and he could have a late career bloom like Sanga, but there's LITERALLY nothing to indicate that right now
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>he wouldn't a Kohli

also, why is IPL so clearly the best T20 and cricket tournament?
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>>63947395
knit your sweater appeared before knit your socks

you didn't pioneer shit fagboy
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>>63947402
I genuinely like Kholi tbqh

He seems like a sensible guy
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Who is your favourite kiwi poster and why is it elitespouter?
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>>63947398
Gilly only averaged 44 in first class matches in 280 innings. Neville is currently averaging 41 in 100 innings (Haddin 38 in 300 innings). If he stays similar to that for the rest of his career, he will stay in the team til retirement unless a once in a generation keeper comes through the ranks in the next 5 years
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>>63947419
it might have been created elsewhere but I pioneered it m8
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>me face when when Clarke failed to win an away ashes series and Smith will do it first try
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>>63947451
That food looks DEE SCUSS TING
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>>63947433
>first class

Gilcrist averaged 47.60 in 137 test innings against teams far stronger than any currently playing.

Obviously Nevill has barely played tests, so comparing his average is dumb, but he has only made a notable score in one innings against Pee Pooland who were bowling well below par. He's only going to stick around for another five years or so, considering he's already an old fart and it will be LITERALLY impossible for him to have a career as notable as Gilchrists in that time.
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>>63947451

>1st try
>he has already lost 2(two) away Ashes and he is only 26yo

>the city of (you)
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>>63947474
>as captain
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>>63947474
as captain la'
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Execute all muslims.
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>>63947472
>against teams far stronger than any currently playing.

like who?

England were good for literally one series

India's bowling was weaker than it is now

South Africa are better now than they were then

I guess you could say New Zealand and Sri Lanka had better bowling (just because of Murali & Bond) but they're meme teams
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>>63947487
t. Saxon
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>>63947487

S A X O N
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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