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Previous thread: >>63886759
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ayy lalao
but pls don't be real
#prayforBelgiumbro subsubedition
>>63918380
We never found out what happened to him did we? Was probably trolling nonetheless
>>63918380
>this was 20 days ago
RIP fellow countryman
>>63918290
>handball betting
>>63918447
>Was probably trolling
Course it was. Literally only believe about 25% of what I read on 4chan and probably less than that when it comes specifically to obvious offtopic shitposters.
>and betting advice
lel'd
Absolutely sickening sums on Serbia W +4.5, don't know what kind of idiot is backing Belgium so much but I can't just sit here and turn down this easy money. I know I should feel bad when there's little black kiddies starving in London right now but this is a gift.
>>63918558
do you know serbian soccer?
If bet365 fundamentally shows incorrect in game data for a game and a bet is placed on the assumption it's correct (as its a literally who league for example). Then the outcome of the bet doesn't align with the the data they are showing. Can they just be like fuck you I'm taking your stake or what. I've emailed the cunts but I'm not really expecting a response
>>63918558
Belgium lost to Bosnia 1-0 at home
Belgium beat Bosnia 6-0
>>63918634
I don't know too much about Serbian football mate but listen here, I know Serbian female football and I know +4.5 was a gift.
>>63918558
Good bet desu, almost as juicy as the Bhutan +7.5 a few weeks back, bookies don't know about altitude or weather
>>63918558
Listen here slug, I know Belgium and Serbian women's football and Serbia +4.5 is NOT a gift. Belgium are going to run away with this game. Enjoy losing your "sickening" sums as soon you will be joining those little black kiddies starving in London.
Imagine not being on Brentford 0.0
Trousertears
>>63918667
Thanks soccerway
>>63918675
Please have sex you clueless little cretin
>>63918667
*Serbia lost to Bosnia 1-0 at home
>>63918681
u2.5 is obviously the bet. On large
that's a decent bet too though
>>63918665
"Fuck you, rball baby"
DSG Elite are about to put 10+ goals past these middle aged doctors
>>63918665
tears
> there are "people" in this thread not bankrolling Inter @5.5
>>63918789
Why would I want to lose my entire roll?
Would you lads read a book/watch a movie about an Android/Robot built for betting purposes. It can research games 1000x faster than any human and can also create mind-boggling algorithms.
Two rival gangs are fighting for control of the robot (Rossy vs Mackers maybe?) and well I dont want to give too much away!
>>63918851
Absolutely.
>2015
>There are people on /bet/ that don't use Betmaid
Tears desu
>>63918447
most likely, the last line puts it over the top.
>>63918558
Can't stop topping up + and unders, so disgusted at myself.
>>63918878
For once in your life, stop shitposting and post a slip. Just once.
>>63918865
as far as I know it's not that good of an idea to bet on mobile, you make more rushed and risky decisions than when betting on PC or a match you're actually following
>>63918911
1-1
Please have sex
HUP
why is it that asian handicap 0.0 on prematch lots of times is higher than dnb?
>>63918994
cookies blueless
>that 100% possession rating
lump everything on brentford lads
gambling is a sickness, and you should all seek help.
>>63919086
h-hidoi senpai
>>63919086
TipsterNor pls come back
>>63919086
That doesn't look like a southeast Asian flag
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who aren't putting their house on a Guarin goal.
>>63918721
tears
DAC if one of Inter or RB Leipzig don't win.
>missed Brentford
>missed Sparta
>missed OB
everything i'm not moving on wins
feeling sick to my stomach
>there are people right now who haven't gone large on Brentford 2-0
>>63919196
show slip m9
remember when a tip was a tip and not in the form of a shitpost
>>63919244
i haven't, because I can't afford it, but trust me.
>missing an open net
And I thought the Dutch were proficient scorers
>inter
un fucking real
>>63919250
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
zzzzzzzzzzz a tip is never something to be taken blindly you cretin
Alright, I have read a lot about matches being fixed (especially in Italy, Ukraine, Russia, Portugal, Belgium and so on). And I want to share my betting technic that I'm trying to refine troughout my betting career. As we all know fixed matches do exist but when? where? how? and the biggest question who? I got scammed a couple of times because I "bought" a fixed tip on facebook, I know naive and silly me, but once I figgered out no one of all the forums and pages actually has such tips I just started analyzing myself...
Genoa was on place 6th, but they have to compete with Roma, Juventus, AC and Inter milan, Napoli... You get it. So I was thinking why wouldn't Genoa just play 1/2 against Carpi (who I know fixes sometimes, as an example: they played 2/1 at home versus Shakthar Donetsk, who in the fucking world would imagine carpi winning this match, although it was friendly but still...) because they cannot compete with these huge clubs as Roma and Napoli and probably don't really care whether or not they are qualified for the Europe League.
I was watching the odd of 1/2 which was odd 81. I found that too much, thats how I came to the conclusion to bet 10 euros on it et voila... (Genoa received a red card at '6 and made the 1-0 at '8)
My final analysis was that a lot of clubs in Italy have been accused of match fixing (google if you don't believe me, but you probably do.. (: ) it even made me doubt to put €100 on it because I was getting more sure the longer I was watching the 81 odd.
>There are people not currently backing next goal in the Belgian reserve leagues
smdh desu senpai
i'm feeling ill lads, worst day in weeks
what do i chase on?
Can't stop rebacking u3.5 in the inter game
>>63919127
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rdCbGZSjC5WgC0U8cmukrkpROsdDXy46LEcK0y4Ysmw/edit?pli=1#gid=0&vpid=A1
INSANE
N
S
A
N
E
>>63919304
Go back to PGA mong
>>63919381
It's a weather fix you cretin
>>63919381
>implying they wont stop scoring as soon as I get on
I'm fairly new to betting but have been following this sub for a while now and have a question surrounding value...if I bet 1 unit and the return is 2 units, does that represent good value? If not, what is good value to you?
>>63919423
If it wins its value
>>63919412
I just said the opposite of what goes on in PGA you brainless imbecile. Please have sex.
>>63919423
>barca to beat literal who 1/2 is good value
>literal who to beat barca 1/2 is shit value
>>63919437
>If it wins its value
Hope that was sarcastic friend
Reminder the average age of /bet/ is 22
Just a general question for you guys.As the title says
Mostly applies to accas now majority of bookies offer cash out.
I learnt the hard way last night while watching Monaco I had a double on them and Juventus.
Juv was all over Palermo so it was pretty safe.
72nd min Monaco put one in to lead 3-2 this far in the game I should of just took the £40 i'd of got insted of waiting for the £56 or so if I had waited it out.As later Marseille equalized at 82min.
>>63919468
which is depressing
On this friends, what u think
Need a second Arsenal goal like air
>>63919468
>>63919480
Mental age just finished high school
>>63919490
Biological age 52.
>>63919483
warriors lose tonight. pats lost last night so the unbeaten championship voodoo has officially ended
Deep down we are all >Ameribets
>not betting on the snooker
>>63919490
Sexual Maturity 13 years old.
>>63919547
>this guy walks up to you and your girl in the club and smacks her ass
what do?
>>63919543
>we will never go back to the time when everyone posted as me
;_;
>>63919516
pls no
THE WIND IS IN
1111111111111
>>63919598
If there was a team to do it, it would be Utah. GS looked like shit when they played them last year
Large staking DSG Elite 05 -0.5 from 2-1
>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES>MOYES >MOYES
>>63919483
>tfw didnt get on that line in time
>tfw dont want to get on 7.5
>tfw the warriors will probably win by 15+ anyway
Wouldn't mind a third from Arsenal desu
>>63919709
shh bby its ok
>>63919709
Yh desu always play conservative on warriors and they just blow people out. pmo
>>63919423
if that bet has more than 50% chances of happening yes
also
>sub
>>63919664
Topping up even more
>Piacentina choking
pls
need a 5th goal in the dordrecht game like A I R
>>63919761
Its the guy who copies and pastes things from reddit but gives no indication he is doing so.
I can only imagine he is desperate for attention.
>>63919797
Get a good laugh occasionally at the things they say desu
how did the belgium-serb slags match go?
>>63919830
Still 1-1
+1 a bet desu
>>63919766
tears
£12 up after going on Brentford/Bolton -1.5 1st half
>>63919836
Still wins, ends 4-2+
>>63919829
Sure but a lot of the time its just pointless mugginess that isn't really any different than your average bettor. Might as well just copy and paste any generic mainstream tip at that point.
>>63918669
The all-knowing female football man does it again
>>63919834
really? wow
man I really should get into dat dere fem football bets
>>63919855
oh, i see
>>63919785
Unlucky
>>63919894
Best tipster on here tbqh bar Flatanon
>>63919916
wish he'd trip up so we wouldn't have to worry about possible imposters
Nevermind
>Piacentina
best team tybg
>Absolutely sickening sums on Serbia W +4.5, don't know what kind of idiot is backing Belgium so much but I can't just sit here and turn down this easy money. I know I should feel bad when there's little black kiddies starving in London right now but this is a gift.
absolutely based
Norwich u21 BOTD and I'm on tiny because I was in a rush
Ill
Have any of these Austrian cup games been fixed? I know some friendlies have.
>>63919971
No worries liddo, too easy to beat Asia these days with all the clueless part timers like Euan getting involved
>>63919401
Now backing u2.5 as well
>>63920034
>not sharing the fixes
matt howard surreal
>there will never be a moneyball type film for sports gambling
>>63920059
it was shocking to see belgium paying 1.040
I mean it's slag football alright but now that I think about it the 4.5+ was a bit crazy, it's not like it was sweden against cyprus or something
>>63920078
*laughs*
Matt Howard?
>>63919914
when does the torture end?
would have been up so much if i haven't lost most of my roll in the previous 2 days and didn't have to resort to shitty accys to come back
>>63920074
Possible fix lost.
>>63920116
Did you watch the game? Almere had a ball cleared off the line in the last five minutes
>>63920078
where do i subscribe to matt howards tipster group
islanders over avalanche by 2 (hockey)
lsu over charlseton by 6 (niggerball)
edmonton over tornto by 1(hockey)
under 41.0 mnf (grass niggerball)
vancouver over anaheim by 1 (hockey)
5 bucks into 106. yay or nay
>>63920151
He closed his group
>>63920162
>lsu over charlseton by 6
Was thinking the same thing
>>63920078
what's the difference between asian bookies and western?
>>63920142
pls stop i am already in absolute shambles
>>63920162
>oilels favorites over the leafs
how far we've fallen
>>63920177
Asian bookies can't pronounce the letter 'r' properly
>>63920177
western bookies trade more obscure games, have more obvious missprices
>>63920228
then why would anyone use asian instead of western? are they more lenient with limits?
>>63920257
Asians don't limit
>>63920257
>then why would anyone use asian instead of western? are they more lenient with limits?
if you manage to get limited by Asians you're already rich as fuck family. there is a ton more money being thrown around in asia
>not using African bookies
>>63920346
can't get my head around those african handicaps though, absolute minefield
>Not using American bookies
Oh wait...
>>63920346
Lost my months supply of dirt on an Ethiopian fix with an African bookie, gonna have to take out a Bonga loan of a bunch of sticks to try and get even
Took GSW by 11+ for $2.12. Utah don't have the scoring potential to keep up with an in form team like the warriors.
>>63920372
>haha let me join in on the banter guys! :p
>>63920346
>>63920371
>not using African bookies
Have you seen the lines though? the vig alone costs an arm and a leg
>>63920411
imagine being as sad as you
>>63920384
Stick your Bonga loan on the big Djiboutian derby at the weekend liddo. Absolute LOCK. Got 1 figure on atm. shaking t bh
>>63920433
trip on tadpole
FootballGib SC @FGScoreCentre 1m1 minute ago
Fourth official indicates thirteen minutes of added time, @Lynxfcgib leading 1-0.
Ready for the fix lads
>"agu, price these ugandan friendlies for me"
>>63920446
Penny punting BIG BOY
Should I open a bet365 account with £50 or should I get 200 for maximum bonus ?
>>63920538
200 big boy
The point spread on the Panthers Vs Saints is -7 right now get your /freemoney/ beforethe line moves
lads lads lads ;)
Should I cash out my u2.5 in the Brentford Bolton game?
>>63920616
worm
Need a Brentford goal more than life itself
>>63920475
Down 150 on o1.5 at average price of 8.32, cheers
Reminder that you will never be this shrewd.
>>63920680
Goff isn't in the slighest bit shrewd
>>63920672
Unlucky. Was +EV.
>>63920680
I will never be that depressed or ugly either.
>>63920616
>>63920661
brentford goal ruins my u2.5 hedge and loses me $4, how will 8 afford my big mac??
>>63920697
>Head trader at coral
>Not shrewd
Pick one
>>63919401
Sweating
>NAPOLI
>>63920738
Give me and Goffy boy A laptop, 1k and 1 week to make the most profit and I will defeat him.
>>63920711
Don't want value want winners
>>63920738
>>Head trader at coral
>>Not shrewd
it usually just takes one guy misjudging somebody else to have an incompetent hiring. literally happens all the time in the sporting world but can't happen in the sports betting world?
>>63920782
Back 1.01 shots on betfair then
Who /bestmonthever/ here?
Unreal, absolutely unreal month.
>>63920822
Wouldn't go that far but it was a good one
>>63920738
>>Head trader at coral
That's Sam Foulkes
Goff is Head of Football
>>63920822
No. Worst month ever.
>>63920822
Only averaged 521/day zzz
>>63920859
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU SLAG
>>63920661
should of followed matt howard, he was on the draw
>>63920859
What are you getting your gf for christmas?
Literally wiped out my roll, don't know what to do, guess i'm gonna have to quit betting for a couple of months
>>63920822
my worst months tbch
uni taking up so much time, don't have the time or energy to research
end up making ill informed mug bets
head absolutely not in the game
>>63920822
Whats your profit ?
>>63920868
How much you up?
>>63920874
YOU SHHHHLAGGGG
>>63920888
See you tomorrow m8 x
>>63920913
I wish, I genuinely don't have any money I can spare to put towards betting
>>63920893
Just under 22 (T W E N T Y T W O) k
>>63920930
post betfair p&l and last five bets
>>63920928
Just shitpost and pretend you're on stuff like everyone else
Tommorrow's skedge looks.....
Get the tv down to cash converters mate, you will win it all back tomorrow then buy it back on Wednesday.
>>63920987
D E C E
cunts haha
555555555
Up insane sums
>>63920952
lel
>>63921017
FATBOY
A
T
B
O
Y
>>63920930
Teach me master, I want to get into betting
>>63921023
-1.5 such a silly line
>>63920993
Don't have a tv or really anything of value except my computer but I need that so there's no way I'm selling it
>>63921174
Suck dick
>>63921216
How much you charge?
>>63921216
Would genuinely consider sucking a couple of dicks if the pay was good enough
www.privateislandsonline.com/
/bet/ island when?
>>63921216
You forgot to take the trip off to shitpost lid
>>63921250
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ngerbelas-island
tears at this one
>>63921365
Hnggggg. If everyone chipped in 10% of their rolls, we would have the best island in the world
>>63921216
Wow, rude
>>63921365
>>63921460
>liking the beach/sea/sunny places
pmsl
>>63921365
>>63921460
nah nah niggas
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/isla-paloma
this one
i told ya all niggas that inter will not win in the San Paolo
>>63921543
they would have w/o the red though
@6.00 they were value
>>63921535
>Developed
Dropped
>>63921531
Feel free to buy one of the Canadian icedeath islands
>>63921567
"we" didn't win there since 1998 man
it's not about the team, it's about that full scary san paolo
>>63918380
>Move to United States
>Join Army
>Work as Combat Medic
That's an option.
Or
>Become black market doctor
>>63921535
is the house included in the price? i mean i guess land is pretty cheap there but still seems cheap
>>63921535
Damn, I could buy this in less than 2 years using that method I saw on youtube
is it safe to go with money line on Browns, in Browns vs Cleveland ?
>>63921830
>Browns vs Cleveland
>>63921860
ravens were originally Browns, relocated in Baltimore.
Browns were re-established later on somehow
Started today with £5, ended with £57.69
>>63921925
Nice blog.
Started today with £5, ended with £0.01
Reminder
>>63922106
Bait list
>>63922106
>no metaknight
shit list
Fargo surreal
>>63922106
What is the ranking based upon?
>>63922155
'no'
>>63922158
Haven't updated it since the new Canadian trips have gotten on
>>63922192
Personal preference
Thunder + Spurs money line double @2.61
>>63922106
Its actually
1.>Ameribets
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rest
:*
>>63922106
Rankings trigger me every time. Awful list.
>>63922244
Cheers lid
>>63922252
We get it Euan, you know how to post without your trip on
>>63922244
>>63922257
Thanks lads
BASED UPON SHREWDNESS ALONE
1. Flatanon
2. Prime BritTurk
3. Prime J West
4. Finchy
5. PacMac
6. UniBwin
7. Euan
8. Current J West
9. Mark
9001. Americans
9000000001. /freemoney/
9000000000000000001. MetaKnight
Unknown: Current BritTurk
>>63922293
>pacmac
>uni
No
>>63922275
BT should be above Euan desu
>>63922293
Uni wasn't all that shrewd so i'd bump Euan a place above him and you've got the perfect list. Well maybe MetaKnight above /freemoney/ but yeah still better than the other one
Is there anything like PayPal Pay After Delivery that I can use to deposit money that I don't have right now but will have soon into a betting account
>>63922379
When is the giro due?
Is it a good idea to bet on obscure teams? I'm betting Al Nasr beating Al Salalah from Oman Premier League, it pays 3.20.
Also, any general betting guide or recommendations?
>>63922551
Personally hate middle eastern football for betting, especially when they are rball bets. But here's a little guide to get you started lid
Andy Murray for sports personality of the year @ 2.25 is a special stake to be honest.
Shaking at the absolutely revolting amount of money I've put on it.
I genuinely feel bad for making money this easy when there's poor little scousers scrounging at food banks for a bag of lentils.
WWE betting when ?
Ravens @ Browns Over 41.0 match points seems like a good bet.
Anyone else on anything in that game?
>>63922624
I appreciate that you're promoting my gimmick but I only use it for female football and definitely not bets that far away
>>63922676
Thinking about going money line on Browns kind of unsure, what do you think lid
>>63922723
I think it is probably correctly priced and -EV.
Last digit in this post is how many France put past Greece tomorrow.
>implying it wont be a double digit scoreline
>>63922747
zzzzzz + will be the bet, can't wait for another great line like Serbia after clueless part timers like you get involved
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qQGZhjb3gz
Tips for tomorrow lads
>>63922723
Browns ML should win with Flacco and Forsett gone from an already poor Ravens team but who knows.
Might get on Browns -4.5 myself. Or ML. I can't decide
>>63922766
Depends on the team France put out and the line, obviously. Imagine uttering such silly worlds
>>63922796
i'm on ravens moneyline, schaub is a decent quarterback, and theres value
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ixO5HEkRTq
>>63922828
NO
I've posted it a long time ago but newer members etc. I started gambling when I was 18, two mates convinced me to try it as I loved football, then it was just English football watching Soccer Saturday with Jeff and the boys. I started with £5/£10 both team to score accumulators, back then the payout on the coupons was pretty good in Betfred, however I was betting accys and it was difficult. I set myself a loss limit of £100, I reached -£100, but I'd got the buzz for it then, upped the limit to -£200, got to about -£160 then won £80 on an accy and another £100 the following week. After then I started getting more shrewd, researching foreign football.
I started opening up loads of bookmakers and reaching the minimum requirements for the freebets and then withdrawing (Bonus scalping). I managed to make about £1,000 from this registering on 50+ sites, I was also researching the bets which I had to place to complete the rollover, single bets which I deemed to be value. I already had saved a couple of thousand up from playing online pool, birthday and christmas money, I used this to place 'Arbitrage bets', if you don't know what this is then look it up, basically playing two bookmakers against each other for a certain profit. My best ever arb was when I had around £6,000 and I tied it up on a Barcelona game with my stake split between Ladbrokes and Paddypower, they were at home to Osasuna and I split the stake so I lost nothing if BTTS happened and I made £600 if Barcelona kept a clean sheet, they won 6-0 I think so I made 10% of my bank risk free...
>>63922885
As my knowledge increased I started posting tips on a Facebook group called 'Football accumulators' at that stage the page only had a few thousand likes, people on there started following my bets as I was winning, that happened for around 6 months where I would post tips and people would follow etc. Then some random Albanian dude approached me to post in his "Bet Tips" app along with himself and I'd receive like $100 for the month, I posted in the app but my bets were far better than his and I found people were only paying for the app for my bets and not his, so after 1 month I parted ways with him (He since branded me a blue golum all over Facebook and the name has unfortunately stuck).
So I opened PGA on the 29th October 2011, originally £5 per month (Touchy subject), I got around 80 members in the first 24 hours, mainly people who followed me on Football Accumulators or from the app. I had built up around a bankroll of £15,000 by the time I opened PGA, that was about a year after I'd started gambling in November 2010. Word spread that people were making money and so did the member count, reached an all-time peak of 914 at sometime in either 2012 or 2013...
>>63922899
My bankroll grew significantly as well, to around £300,000 by the end of 2013, £800,000 by the end of 2014, £1.3m by the end of 2014... 2015 hasn't been so kind, my bankroll reached £2m+ in June and then I lost £115k on one match (Sweden U21 vs Portugal U21), when both teams were taping the ball around as they both needed a draw to progress, then a substitute came on and spanked one in from 35 yards trying to impress, I had insane money on unders so that was my head gone for a couple of months where I managed to do my brains and fall back to about £1.1m, now I'm back up to about £1.3m again and just looking forward to the year ending, I've gambled horribly this year, just counted as of now (1st Dec) I'm -£3,000 for the year, which is less than 1 bet so realistically breakeven, but when I've made £500k the two years previous and was £740k up for the year in June it is really an embarrassment. But you live and learn and I know i'll bounce back as I'm too committed to gambling and PGA not to.
Too many stories to add in, a book would be better suited than a Facebook comment, impossible to put 4 years worth of events into a single comment, but yeah its been fun. At a guess I'd say 100+ people in here have £10,000+ profit since starting in PGA with maybe 20-30 +£100,000.. Of course depends how long they have been in as well as how disciplined they are/how much they have learnt themselves.
>Mackers book W H E N?
>>63922899
>some random Albanian dude
S H A K I N G
>>63922766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeB9nQpTKk
>>63922885
>>63922899
>>63922914
Thought this was another Reddit post at first. Didn't know the Blue Golum thing though and that has to be a new PGA meme for us
>>63922885
>10% arb on a barca game
Sounds like bollox.
>>63922828
Schaub hasn't been a decent qb since 2012. Unless he wakes up from the dead Browns win this, plus Mccown has played pretty well this season when healthy.
>>63922899
>blue golum
tears
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/47252118/
/bet/ discovers PGA
>>63923004
This is akin to cavemen discovering fire.
>>63922935
S P
P
>>63922828
he was a good QB but he fell off massively, probably more to do with injury than anything else. he would have found a starting job somewhere if he could still perform physically.
Didn't he play terribly in the preseason while AT the ravens to the point he got called out by a couple teammates?
