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memes
>>63901511
nope
4th for Schaub
>>63901281
It was this
http://combatpress.com/2015/11/love-her-or-hate-her-ronda-rousey-makes-you-watch-mma/
>>63901605
nope
>skim reading last 100 posts of previous thread
I don't ever /heem/ but I really like Conor McGregor.
He is truly the GOAT and his shitposting Irish fans are good for a laugh.
btw I'm Irish-American
Where were you when McGregor cůcked Brazil?
>>63901743
did you see the bloke paying his landlord to bang his gf
>>63901817
Little Brazilian Twerps on suicide watch
>>63901818
yeah but it's definitely not true
https://www.instagram.com/p/-sS22OrccY/
Looks like Tito's planning to create some Sage Northcutts
keep it nice and flowy in here lads
>>63902079
When I get your pasty arse down on the mats, I'm going to flow all over you.
I VISUALIZE DEEZ TINGS
>>63902140
Fuck... That's so hot... You made me bite my lip.
>>63902079
I can't fucking wait until your stupid potato nigger cunt is blown the fuck out in front of the entire planet
none of you existed before Conor, and thank God you'll all have fucked off when he gets rekt inside 2 minutes because Aldo takes it to the ground
Is /heem/ your favorite board or place on the internet? (other than porn sites and r/mma) I know for me it is.
>threatening other posters
>political discussion
>ethnocentrism
>race hating/baiting
>comedy gold
>kekoldry
>Schaub
>Steam Group
>samefaggotry
>banter
>cam whoring
>sex tape leaks
>Asian bunda
>weed lmao
>Rogan hate
>Rogan praise
>Ronda hate
>Ronda praise
>body shots
>walkout song
>betting
>hot dog branders
>arguing over fighter pay despite not being a fighter
>literal mandrama
>Kimbo
>dank memes
>depriving yourself of sleep to watch fights
>looking ahead the day you die
https://youtu.be/tWfCgRXHe2M?t=564
>>63902152
What motivates me?
maouvement
money
memes
>>63902210
He really is MMA's foremost living meme isn't he?
>>63902200
Yes, but sometimes I cannot handle the banter and my feelings get deeply hurt.
>>63902200
Came for the heems. Stayed for the Schaubs
>>63902200
What's your favourite porn site?
>>63902238
I don't want the meme to end tbqh
>>63902189
y u mad tho? is it because Ireland is a population of less than 5mil but we
have the GOAT of all time ever and you have... Bisping?
How suicide are you gonna be when conor literally kills aldo stone dead inside 3?
Conor has a tiny nutsack and I just wanna slice it with a razor blade
>post dana's face when McGoober gets subbed in under 3 mins
Nobody here actually wants Aldo to win do they?
>>63902319
>>63902358
yep as long as it's not boring
Conor has been talking about his contract a lot. Could he be in his final fight and thus disposable?
>>63902358
I see it like this.
Aldo wins?
>Conor stays at FW and tries to get it again
>Aldo retires
>Conor gets the belt people claim it's not legit (JONES - DC)
McGregor wins
>Moves to LW and more memes are created
>Conor doesn't suicide
>His sex tape with Dee gets released during another Fappening
>>63902200
Pretty comfy, and there are a lot of certified fight fans here. Plus the bantz
>>63902319
>>63902251
Being overbantered and getting hurt is what builds a man's character. Every time you take it hard and personal, you bounce back and bantzier
>>63902358
>>63902424
>not wanting another mass exodus of casuals in line with what happened with Rousey
I want Aldo to win.
How likely is it that Aldo will give the UFC one big juicy "F*CK YOU!" and jump ship or retire if he beats ConHOF McGreGOAT?
>>63902279
I'd say it's a tie between Xhamster or Pornhub.
This is a UFC related post btw.
>>63902562
he's going to win easily. people overestimate mcgregor so much.
>>63902532
>wanting UFCs only draw to be a crackhead who cant even drive a car right.
>>63902319
>>63902572
Aldo is getting millions and millions for this fight and owes it all to the UFC and Conor so if he did then it's a bitch move
>>63902662
pretty sure Dana hates jones and GSP.
>>63902424
Stays at FW:
>gets "who /bjj/ here" by Frankie
>gets "who /bjj/ here" by Full-Camp Mendes.
>wrestle-fucked by any shitty wrestler at FW
Moves to LW:
>/heem/ by Pettis
>/sackofpotatoes/ by Khabib
>Raped by Square-head Dos Anjos
Sorry, the little Irish faggot is going to die.
>>63902621
Ultimate Surrender is the only heem approved porn site.
was NorthGOAT natty at age 10?
>>63902358
If aldo wins
>shitposting about dana being fucked and conor being btfo
if conor potato wins
>more ebin memes
>>63902296
Will you go away forever when he loses? Yes, yes you will.
Tears
https://youtu.be/tWfCgRXHe2M?t=1023
Literal tears if you think Aldo is winning
>>63902663
but dana no hespekch him
>>63902850
>implying he will ever lose
>>63902783
his coach 4'11 or something?
>>63902888
>literal
casual as fuck senpai
would honestly rather Weidman posting than this shit
>>63902916
Conor is Ronda.
>>63902572
>implying anyone gives a fuck about aldo
if you dont speak english there is literally no money to be made from you considering america is the only place where ppvs arent free
Look into my eyes little man
>>63902996
Ok newb, Conor trains ufc way longer than rhonder
>>63903086
Ireland you really are pathetic.
>>63902662
I updated this for you
>>63903086
>trains ufc
>rhonder
when will these mouth breathers leave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhnJu1ar6Hw&feature=youtu.be
got damn conor is looking thick
>>63903075
Lets get closer, I want to smell his pussy.
>>63903118
hahaha nice!
>>63903169
>vicariously living through a manlet
What will you do when the meme dies? Will you kill yourself?
>>63903118
kek
nice and flowy lads
I visualize the flow of the discussions here, the sequences, the memes, I see all dese tings.
Why are a lot of Irishmen Liverpool FC fans? Do you think Conor is?
When I see Conor these days doing press and promotion I see a look. A look I saw yesterday in fact. A look I saw on the face Klitschko yesterday when he realized he was really fighting Fury. When I see Conor I see a scared little twerp. A small barking dog who is scared of the real man. When I see him his voice is cracking, his eyes all watery. He looks like he wants to cry. He knows what is coming and is terrified because there's nothing he can do about it. No ground game, meme kicks will be outdone. Jose will destroy Mini McGregor. King Aldo will reign supreme
how long until jon goes on another coke binge?
post yfw aldo doesn't show up
>>63903533
Didn't you hear? Jon isn't a crackhead, he's a pothead. Said so himself.
>>63903492
YOU SEE NOTIN IN MY EYES
>>63903492
>>63903604
>UpsetTauntingLeprechaun
>>63903606
Nice shop
all this talk of mcgregor/aldo im just here like
>>63903604
>MemeGregors that can't andul the bantz
>>63903688
Weidman misses chest day everyday. Done on purpose so he can make MW I would assume.
Going to get this started. December is almost here lads, and I think the easiest way to get both the Edgar vs Mendes fight night and UFC 194 done is to take picks for Edgar vs Mendes this week and 194 next week. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. Make your responses as specific as you feel they need to be.
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>>63903688
Hope he loses desu
>>63903688
Listen, I love you
>>63903752
Mendes
Barboza
Lauzon
Pierce
>>63903752
>Frankie Edgar
>Tony Ferguson
>Joe Lauzon
>Ryan LaFlare
I'm sorry, but did Brendan Schaub already get knocked out? Oh, that's right. His career isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only just started. Does losing to Travis Browne really count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when his career is still going? The fights are still happening right now and Big Brown has been ELITE for how many years now? He had one of the toughest fights of all-time and just happened to only fight other people with bad training camps. But you know what? Brendan Schaub is still the best heavyweight in the UFC. Cro Cop is one of the worst fucking fighters in MMA history, he lucked out against Gonzaga and was busted for PEDs. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Brendan wins a championship and Fedor gets exposed and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the memes just came in and they're saying Big Brown has a glass jaw, just like before. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these "small dick bandit" memes cause you're secretly a manlet and your podcast doesn't have 2 million downloads a month while living in Los Angeles and being friends with Bryan Callen. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking conservatives on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing. Lose my number bro.
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
What's with all this McGregor hate?
The guys is a true visionary for the sport. His approach to the game will change how we see MMA in general.
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/jack-slack-conor-mcgregor-is-the-future-of-mixed-martial-arts
>>63903752
no love for PVZ card?
>>63903580
>yeah, guys i dont do coke i'm just a pothead
>tests positive for coke, not marijuana
jon pls, nigga likes to party and i cant blame him
but for fucks sake hire a driver
>>63903752
Frankie by decision
Edson Barboza by meme kicks
Lauzon by rear naked choke
LaFlare by decision
#JoinTheTeam
>>63903752
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63903833
Said crackhead, not "does cocaine once a year".
I don't believe it anyway.
>>63903752
gonna get my picks in early this time cuz i was late last time
>Pierce via wrestling
>lauzon via lauzoning
>ferguson via barrel roll
>edgar via smothering
>>63903789
Good rewrite of the classic.
Also I went on YouTube and typed MMA and put today for the time frame. Could you heem him?
https://youtu.be/eZ_FO886s7I
Who is ready for the Embedded episodes for Aldo vs McGregor? Literally mentally preparing myself for the bants.
>>63903752
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63903752
Mendes
Ferguson
Dunham
Pierce
>>63903752
mendes
ferguson
lauzon
laflare
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
Laflare
>>63903897
post u working a heavy bag bro
Was the prelim card for Korea worth watching?
I only checked out the main card and really enjoyed it, that crowd was fantastic. Plz no spoil plz.
>>63903916
I hope Aldo discovers a magical shower-head that he talks to, and I hope McGregor goes bowling with pins adorned with Aldo's head and gutters the entire time.
>>63903970
Yeah not bad. Only one slow fight that I can recall
>>63903829
Would have done it if there was more time, but didn't really feel like the card was good enough to constitute cutting time for genuinely good cards short
>>63903752
Mendes
Barboza
Lauzon
Pierce
>>63903916
>McBedded
>tfw had a dream about mma and the only thing I remember is Bruce Buffer saying "and when out action begins your referee in charge.. Steve Maserati"
Don't know why I found that so funny when I woke up
>>63903789
Arlovski lost to Brett Rogers, who lost to to Barnett who lost to Cro Cop who got decapitated by Big Brown. Barnett also beat Big Nog, so we can infer that Schaub is superior to him as well.
This can be applied a step further to the Travis Browne . Browne just lost to Andrei Arlovski who, as we've established, is inferior to Based Big Brown. Therefore, Schaub > Arlovski > Browne. This also applies to when Arlovski beat big Country.
Schaub beats Gonzaga, who beat rothwell.
Therefore
Schaub > Gonzaga > Rothwell
>Brendan Schaub
Undisputed GOAT
15-0 record
11-0 in the UFC
>>63904049
I had a dream about MMA too, except it was the Frankie vs Mendes fight and it was boring as fuck and Chad won a decision. I don't even remember the fight, just vivid images of Chad getting his hand raised and thinking "Wow that was awful"
I don't dream about MMA much.
>>63904049
>heem dreem
>>63903897
I'd Rothwell him in 1
>>63903968
Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfMm3vjs_G0
How do you feel knowing I could fuck you up?
>>63904073
Brendan is cutting down to LHW to challenge Cormier and Bones.
>>63904109
>Not Available
Is it set to private?
>>63904024
ok I'll just add this to the list with Maia/LaFlare then cunt
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
Pierce
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63903752
Edgar
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63904264
Can't get over how easily Travis Browne fucked him up. Then it turns out that Travis Browne is shit.
>>63903752
Edgar by DEC
Barboza by R2 KO
Lauzon by DEC
LaFlare by DEC
>>63903752
Chad Mendes
Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon
Ryan LaFlare
>>63904332
Yeah Schaub is absolute trash. He got KO'd dead by fuckin big nog in the first round.
>>63904332
I feel the same way. I was confused at first when he btfo a couple times, then realized i was tricked and he is actually a turd.
>>63903752
Mendes
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>Joe Duffy's face when Conor says he would like avenge his loss
Why is Joe so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFkoF0IzXeg
>>63904577
>"you beat nobody at 145"
>Chad is sat right next to him
>"you think you gonna come up to 155..."
"YEE HAW"
got to laugh
>>63904773
Cerrone vs McGregor would be a wild fight
>>63904773
>Mendes next to him.
>Pea head behind him.
i had a chuckle
>>63904169
That's alright, my love for you is unconditional britbro
>>63904577
I CAN CHANGE YOUR BUM LIFE
>>63904773
Mendes face right after he says it is priceless.
>>63904796
And they've already started the bantz
>>63903752
Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza
Joe Lauzon
Ryan LaFlare
![[tips meniere's].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qPp2cCB.jpg "[tips meniere's].jpg")
>I've deduced that Chadwick miniature Mendes shall best Franklin Edgar II in combat
>>63905032
It is apparent that you are, in fact, a fucking plank.
>>63904902
CHAT
Chad only stands to lose fans by beating frankie
>>63905091
SHIT
I bet my dad could heem your dad
>>63905273
My dad could heem your dad with banter
>>63904577
god i hope aldo wrecks him
>>63905222
GET
>>63905372
>>63905375
MEMED
ON
SON
Anyone have Pendred vs Breese webm?
So, why is the Dec 11 card so fucking empty? Are they all gonna be TUF fighters or what?
MOVEMENT
>>63905600
MONEY
>>63905594
Yes
That's why it's called the TUF 22 Finale and not UFC Fart Night #whatever
>>63905679
Still, usually the cards aren't as barren and unknown before the fight, even for TUF finales
>>63905624
MEMES
I literally can't get over how fucking great the coming weeks are going to be in terms of fights lads. I just want to shout it from the rooftops.
>>63905954
Same, but that's racist over here and I don't want to be lynched.
>>63905869
It's on course to have like 10-12 fights, seems like a pretty normal number to me
>>63905954
I wish I had friends that were into MMA as much as I am
>>63906195
Doesn't it suck having no one to talk MMA with irl? Almost feels like MMA is taboo over here.
>>63906250
Of the friends I know who are into MMA, one only watches the main events and if a guy he recognises is fighting, the other looks up spoilers on Reddit and if I chuck a good fight on he looks up what's going to happen in advance, and the others only care if Ronda or Conor are fighting
>>63906553
The friends I have only know of MMA by "that girl that was in Fast and Furious".
>>63905954
Dec 10-12 is the real Christmas
>>63904577
love his talking, but the way he puts the mic down and sits there with his hands folded.
>>63906895
Then that makes Dec 19 new years eve
but then on New Years Eve we have the return of both Fedor and Sakuraba!!! AHHHHHHH
>>63905582
who dis qt3.14?
>>63907100
And two days after Rizin we get Lawler vs Condit
December 10-January 2 confirmed GOAT month for modern MMA
>>63907409
Yuichiro Nagashima I'm pretty sure.
>>63907542
>>63907409
>>63905582
Seo Hee Ham
>>63907542
i think i found my sheem crush
Who /Hunt/ here?
>someone finally stopped Tom
>mfw Conor is next
>>63908361
thx man found her allready, didn't watch the korea fight night, did she deserve the win or was it home turf ?
christopher mccandless
>>63909004
It was a fun fight for sure and at first watch I thought it was close, but went the right way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUJJgCmXjQs
Heem Theme atm
>>63908617
Hunt's my husbando for sure
>>63908617
Honestly how can you NOT be a fan of Hunt? No boring fights, no halfassed performances, no bullshit. He goes in there and leaves it all in the cage every time
>>63909219
There is something about Rose's facial features and skin that just screams to me that she has an exceptionally beautiful pussy.
And obviously we all know Cat's is something special as well. It's odd to see them posing in a picture together.
>>63909607
now when you said it, i see it too, innie probably
>>63909385
terrib. stoppage
>>63908617
Everyone is /Hunt/ desu.
>>63909805
brah I know youre trolling but seriously that first punch put Bigfoot in the twilight zone
>>63909913
he got dropped
i like seeing fighters get pounded completely out when they get dropped
>>63909898
Goddamn, what a savage. There are exceptionally few people on this earth with the necessary tools to knock out Hunt
Are you a fightfan? Do you have steam?
If so join the group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/heemsleepy
>>63910316
anyone can do it, as long as Hunt's fighting on two weeks notice.
>>63910388
you guys should get Mortal Kombat X it's on sale on Steam rn
>>63910463
Street Fighter is better.
>>63909607
>>63909710
Would you take a big sniff of both their pussies?
>>63910388
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/heemsleepy
That's proper gay lad
>>63910410
>took a fight on 2 week's notice to fight at elevation in Mexico City
>was dominating the fight until Werdum landed that one knee
Fuck man, my heart was pounding that whole fight. I thought he was really going to do it, too
>>63910548
Not hers.
>>63910607
Why not? What does her facial structure say?
>>63910548
I would love to sniff their pussies and assholes
Anyone else really looking forward to Mitrione/Browne?
>>63910697
What else would you do to them?
>>63910755
#5 vs #13? No one sees an issue with that?
I think if I was a fighter in the UFC and was about to walk out to the biggest fight of my life, I would absolutely play Jerusalem.
Bonus if it was in England and my fellow countrymen came together and blasted this at the top of their lungs.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
However, they're more likely to blast this.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>63910765
Lay down in the bathtub and have them piss all over me. Rose can piss on my face and Cat can use her chubby pussy to piss all over my balls
>>63910904
For fucks sake, Cat is so hot.
>>63910904
>>63910965
take it easy lads, she's a mom
>>63911106
I'd be that little shits daddy.
>>63911106
lucky boy~
>>63911106
>>63910965
>>63910904
>>63911106
>ywn say "mommy no!' as Cat squeezes your cock and balls as had as she possibly can
>>63911190
The outline of her pussy is getting me solid.
>>63911220
Why even live?
>>63911168
Boy's going to have a hell of an Oedipal complex one day, what with all the wrestling around they do on instagram together, not to mention the foot massages and random touchy horseplay. I almost feel sorry for him.
>Cat Zingano
>Misha Tate
>Randa Markos
>Jessica Eye
>Jessica Penne (pre JJ ass whoopin')
>>63903752
>Chad Mendes
>Edson Barboza
>Joe Lauzon
>Mike Pierce
>>63911301
I'd throw Sara McMann in there too. Got a mad sexual attraction to that ass.
Bethe Correia too, again, attracted to ugly women that pack nice asses.
Felice Herrig because I'm attracted to trannys.
Aisling Daly because I'm English and dominating the Irish is what we do tbqh
>>63911391
>Felice Herrig because I'm attracted to trannys.
>Aisling Daly because I'm English and dominating the Irish is what we do tbqh
>>63911301
>>63911391
m8s how can you forget about the karate hottie?
>>63911301
I can only choose 5 for my harem?
>1. Claudia Gadelha
>2. Felice Herrig
>3. Cat Zingano
>4. Sara McMann
>5. Julianna Pena
>tfw best taste
>>63911474
I don't like Asians pham
>>63911474
Have you seen her without makeup? Pretty underwhelming.
>>63911532
>>63911474
>>63911504
>>63911301
how is sarah kaufman ranked that high
she literally shouldn't be involved in athletics
Also I'm extremely attracted to Cyborg. Her mix of phat ass, tranny looking face just drives me mad. I would never admit this irl though.
connor mcgregor got famous by acting american
>>63911489
1. Rose
2. PVZ
3. Michelle Waterson
4. Jessica Eye
5. Ronda (fuck the haters)
>>63911566
Bros, every chick is gunna look worse without makeup
>>63911620
she's not as ugly in person desu. still ugly but if it weren't for all the roids and punchin' she'd be a solid 'meh.'
>>63911620
i would love to feel her strength desu
>>63911592
This is so true, Where the fuck is Alexis Davis??????
>>63911689
>>63911718
She's the one fighter I wish had a massive cock.
>>63911649
lmao at pic
also pretty basic picks
>>63911301
how is tecia torres 5, she is undefeated and beat rose
>>63911735
She's prego isn't she?
>>63911747
>>63911718
>gee i wonder where this fetish could have started from.
>>63911301
is amanda nunes really good or just another overhyped ufc puppet
>>63911845
She's legit af pham
>>63911788
She got her ass kicked on tuf, twice... and really only beat rose on volume. Rose made it to the championship and has been a submission machine.
>>63911974
Delete this.
>>63911974
Good post Brazil, but this is against the rules. I advise you to delete this post before the mods get here!!!
>>63911845
Medium. She could have some good wins in her still.
>>63912008
>>63912023
Clitdick is relevant to the current MMA climate because there are women who abuse steroids.
>>63911974
Thanks faggot my boss just complimented me on my lurking prowess
>>63912071
late night at the office?
>>63912065
Yes and those women are known as "Brazilians".
>>63912065
You were told once. Delete this or I will get your IP,fly to you favela and knock you out.
>>63910410
>>63910595
>mfw Mark Hunt had better cardio in Mexico City with two weeks notice than Cain did
>>63911532
To be absolutely candid with you my comrade, my entire attraction to her comes from watching her fight. There's just something about watching women throw down hard...
>>63912097
Holly Holm too.
>>63912141
I'd love to chew on her snatch.
>>63912128
I've never been very impressed with her fighting ability..
>>63912141
>picture of thin bikini with no visible clitdick
So... what's your point? Are you only pretending to be retarded?
>>63912322
webm party.
