AUS 3/66
TARGET 187
IT'S FUCKING ON LADS
>>63872753
who /damper/ here?
We got a fucking game lads.
Will you casuals kill yourselves when Shaun Marsh literally wins the test match for Australia?
we got a fucking meme lads
how can the umpire give that out
>le all the 50-50s
Friendly reminder that Lyon and Starc are our best batsmen
cheeky nevill 70 incoming
>>63872770
Mitchell maybe. Shaun will be lucky to break double figures.
>>63872777
we sure do
>>63872773
Ill be cum
>NZ still can't win the series
NO MORE MR NICE GUY
>>63872755
>simply not fat
>/fit/
yeah nah. at least put some effort into making some gains, you twig.
>>63872746
Nth for TaySway is a national treasure
>>63872750
you missed the point of my greentext m8. PP keeps whinging about umps call never going there way. Personally i'm a fan of it
>>63872794
yeah shame it's a dead rubber
>>63872753
loo
Lads 6 people on the current national team are people I went to school with
Should I kill myself for choosing academics over cricket?
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT
>us in charge of not being on pooicide watch
>>63872789
No.
Shaun Marsh LITERALLY will guide Australia home from here, and YOU will feel like an idiot.
alright lads, i've got a great fapping webm to post, should i wait til the dinner break or post it now
>>63872797
kek she looks like a dude in drag
no wonder she is so popular on 4chan
>>63872779
Umpires let you off a 100% wicket in the last inning.
Poopeelia has been let off of everything up until this point.
Imagine how hard you are going to get BTFO in NZ. These pitches are meme as fuck poopeelian pitches.
>>63872779
literally poorious
>>63872806
you never would have made it anyway
This is your average /cric/ poster in 2015
>>63872753
On lads now? Anything but the loo with you people
Seems like day/night tests are a good way for bowlers to statpad
is bieber the new michael jackson?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE
also why are new zealand bitches so hot?
>>63872806
I think you should kill yourself for the state of the West Indies team
>>63872818
>he actually unironically, literally believes everything he says in this post
Seek help.
Hope Shaun Marsh gets a duck but we still win
fucking hate how many chances he has had when his record is dog shit
>>63872803
australian batting belongs in the loo senpai
>>63872827
quicks anyway
>>63872812
Post it on /b/ you fucking loser
>>63872812
probs now
>>63872837
pics faggot
>>63872753
>tfw you and your mates are on an overcrowded bus and a couple of shelias get on
>>63872837
Go anyway you pussy
Beautiful shot from Shaun Marsh once again showing his elite muscular cricket genetics at work
starc and lyon could literally chase this total down.
Not even worried desu
>>63872831
which one is justin bieber?
>>63872837
Price it lier
>>63872821
Actually mate I could be playing for the team right now if I chose to have the surgery when I was 14 and didn't stop training.
LET'S GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
>hopes rest on Voges and Marsh
>>63872859
Australia will still win from here, but I PROMISE you that deluded NZ fans will try and claim a "moral victory".
>>63872837
Strut by naked la
>>63872812
Think of your BSA friends who might sleep soon and post now desu
>>63872852
mum said i have to wait until they are finished out there
>>63872837
Pics please
If you get caught say it's for a friend halfway around the world
Then fuck your sister and your friends too
>>63872869
You should be more worried about poopeelia making to to 100 runs m8
>>63872867
me too mate
I had a heap of potential but I had a hernia when I was 13 and never played again after it. I think I had a really chance of being a semi-pro player at minimum
bird literally shat on my shoulder through a window
bit of good luck for the lads i think
>>63872867
do you work for AT&T?
>>63872883
Hi Tom Davies
>>63872891
>this is what filthy shit covered cunts actually believe
>>63872873
Voges is UNIRONICALLY an excellent batsman who has been mistreated and ignored by the Australian selectors for the last 10 years.
He's LITERALLY averaging more than Kane RIGHT NOW
>>63872883
>mum said
KEK
what a faggot
Just go bomb and they'll clear out
>>63872892
Are all Australians shit at being funny or is it just this guy?
>>63872836
He gets it.
>>63872811
mfw
Does S Marsh have a single shot besides the forward defensive push?
I'm not joking when I say that I think every shot he's played this test match has been a forward defensive push.
>inb4 LE YEAH ALL 3 OF THEM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
He's probably played at a dozen or so balls, and every single time he's done the same forward push.
>>63872851
completely westernized Indian women are shit.
i think the new zealand nice guys will hand this win over to australia to boost their morale and because it's the first day/night test so they should be the ones to claim they won it. what do you think lads, they're such nice guys aren't they
>>63872877
>We ALMOST had hope against the Australians before dinner time, boys
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63872901
???
>>63872896
I would do anything to fuck prime Kylie
hottest woman alive
>>63872887
you're not my friend cunt
>>63872896
gay
>>63872891
Is that bird related to Jackson Bird?
>>63872916
Australia doesn't really have anything else, so yeah we should should let them have this one.
Australia to be all out for 185, Shaun Marsh to get run out while going for the winning runs.
>>63872914
I would let them poo on my street if they let me watch desu
>>63872896
wtf is that kylie?
>mfw cheekily slipping my hand in a slags pants and grabbing her butt whilst making out
>>63872910
It was a serious question
>>63872917
This is what they will say, but it will be completely unironic.
>haha we almost won! XDXD
>>63872916
McCuddha's message of love and peace radiates through our team.
>commentators ripping into Marsh
based
>>63872909
>bomb
>being this underage
>calling anyone else a faggot
kick your self
>>63872914
>Priyanka Chopra is shit
>being this wrong
And here I was thinking you fucks would at least be experts in shit
>>63872896
Who's the trap on the right?
>>63872925
I'm not your cunt, hoss
>>63872921
>>63872927
>>63872933
>>63872890
Same here m8.
I broke my left arm at a critical moment in my career when I just got selected to play for Mumbai u17. I was one of the leading wicket takers in the tournament before that. I think I could have at least made it to the IPLel if not the national team.
>>63872948
>I have to do what mum said
>accusing anyone else of being underage
KEK
>>63872949
>rating bollywood sluts
>>63872890
KEK nice peelusion
>>63872949
>fake accent means she is westernised
kek
KEK
>>63872958
Too much arse
>>63872958
Friendly reminder of Shaun Marsh's achievements.
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/records/batting/most_runs_career.html?id=6636;type=series
>>63872941
>It's all in good fun, as long as we're m8s when it's all said and done.
K E K
E
K
>>63872914
>qt on the right
I would let her poo anywhere she wants to, tbphwy pham
mum said i cant have any food before tea, but she hasnt even started tea...
>>63872984
in your mouth?
>dirty cunt
>>63872914
I know a girl who looks like the one on the left, fuck me she's a qt
I wish she would poo on my face
>>63872975
If you take away his one good innings he scored 6 runs from 5 innings for an average of 1.2
>>63872979
Fuck off seppo
>>63872991
Run the water and knock some mail onto the floor.
That's what I do when I wanna teach mommy a lesson.
>>63872984
Not sure why everyone thinks 3 is the best girl. I don't even look at her, 1 and 2 are literal semen lemons.
>>63872969
She's still really pretty mate. I'd love to pull a bird like her if I wasn't such a lazy sadcunt.
Daily reminder that Shaun Marsh is the 2nd most talented batsman in the country behind Steve Smith.
This is an objective fact, and is agreed upon by people who are knowledgeable in cricket in Australia.
72% of viewers have faith in the Marsh brothers
Are you one of them?
>>63872972
my son u best be kidding. i see these "westernized" indian bitches here everyday and let me tell u they're bad AS FUCK. the women u have over there are literal poo poo compared to what we have
>>63872971
yeah whatever cunt
>>63872973
>Blindly hating Smarsh
Can you get any more reddit? Genuine question, I dont think you can
>>63873005
Left is my favorite fampai desu
But all 3 are 3 different branches on the goddess tree.
>>63873004
but that will reset my good boy points
>>63873010
I have faith in Mitch becoming eventually good
>>63873005
beauty is influenced by culture
white bois on 4chan always have weird taste according to me desu
>>63872896
Bruh is that Kylie Minogue?
>>63873023
hating watson is more reddit Tbh
>>63873019
perfection
a lot of lucky dudes were lucky enough to get inside that
why are there so many poopee commercials dealing with "how can I raise my family" fucking tea. Where are the pharmaceutical and electronics? Seriously, India or England is the worst country.
>>63873015
the fuck are you even trying to say
>>63872914
1>>>>>>>2>>3
they could all get it though
>>63872907
kek
KEK
K E K
I can LITERALLY name you TEN middle order batsman better than Vogeshit.
>gf just asked 'is smarsh any good?'
She so cute
>>63872833
I would
But the meme20 makes me feel kind of okay in a way
Nobody gives a fuck about cricket here but at least for the memesledges the stadiums are filled out. It's an abstract kind of feel. My friends call me a faggot for watching cricket yet they're at the oval drinking and celebrating more than anyone for the CPL.
>>63873002
You'll miss me when I'm gone, friend. ;_;
Here's Lady Gaga, America's gift to the world, and a metaphor for my contributions to /cric/
>>63873023
Smarsh is the new Watson, in that regard.
The casual reddit/Fox Sports Facebook page commenting normies need to have someone to openly hate to try and appear knowledgeable.
>>63872997
Culinary casual tßh
http://munchies.vice.com/articles/we-spoke-to-a-guy-from-the-restaurant-that-serves-poo-flavoured-curry
>>63873051
are you the gaga-ravens poster?
>>63873056
That is LITERALLY Voges, Smarsh is complete trash
>>63872896
>>63872921
>>63872933
>>63872951
>>63873035
WHY AM I ONLY AWARE OF THIS NOW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSUgFCjcSWA
SHAUN MARSH IS NOT A GOOD BASTMEN
Upboats please :^)
>You know he's a talent
Good joke warnie
>>63873045
bad AF = sexy
in other words
westernized indians bitches > other indian bitches
Is Brendon McKekold the worst captain of all time?
Is Stan Marsh playing?
>>63873035
yeah lad and ginger spice
>>63873037
>tfw no kylie gf
>>63873051
So you're saying Lady GaGa is nothing?
>it's a Craig over
>>63873064
You seem to be lost friendo
https://www.fb.com/foxsportsaus/
>bowling craig
JUST
>>63873001
>averages 2.83
>High score 11
>Batting at no.3
>in 6 innings
>Against India
>At Home
How he ever got to play a single test after this series is so far fucking beyond me.
>Craig
Fuck sake why is he even on the team?
>>63873065
this has to be up there with the all time GOAT potential threesomes
>>63873065
Kylie Minogue played Cammy in the SF movie
She was pretty fucking hot in that leotard
>letting marsh hit you for a boundary
>>63872914
traditional in that they don't poo in the loo?
would maxwell do any worse than marsh in this team, imagine the dank memes we would see
>>63873068
you replied to the wrong poster friend
>>63873064
Hating on Voges is retarded.
Anyone with half a brain knows why he's in the team and that there isn't anyone in shield cricket better than him.
At least with Shaun Marsh you can argue that 'insert batsman who plays for/is from my state" should be in instead
>>63873095
AND he can bowl
>>63873095
>Glenn Maxwell probably wont bat in test cricket for australia ever again
Feels fucking terrible man, this form oif the game needs way more memes
>Craig's bowling
HAHA TIME FOR BOUNDARIES
>>63872958
underrated post Tbh
>>63873108
Smith's too autistic to bowl him
Voges is just as good at bowling as Maxwell, but he doesn't get shit
>>63873060
no senpai. im everyones favorite freshcunt
>>63873074
*sobs americanly*
>>63873091
Oh man thank for you for reminding me of this. Fucking delicious.
>>63872958
P A W G
A
W
G
>>63873081
because the reality is that selecting and out of form guy and playing him at number 3 when he's obviously not in a position to play solely because of one BBL match at Docklands was stupid and doesn't provide an adequate judgement of his ability.
You judge a player when you select them in form.
V O G E S
O G E S
G E S
E S
S
>>63873127
damn
if >we insist on playing washed up old cunts in the team why doesn't cheeky cunt bailey get a gig. his bants are top tier
>>63873122
I was trying to be real subtle about what runs through an armchairs selectors mind
we've lost this unless we get a wicket soon
Drop Smarsh and get Boofs brother Jake Lehmann in I say
>>63873141
MATCHfIXING
ATCHFIXING
TCHFIXING
CHFIXING
HFIXING
FIXING
IXING
ING
NG
G
>>63873145
>le cheeky bants man
just fuck off reddit fucking shit
>>63873127
>That visible fat gut and man jaw
DISGUSTING
>>63873136
https://www.reddit.com/user/yeahnahteambalance
This is you, isn't it?
What is with all you WA losers being ledditors?
>>63873151
astute observation danielle.
clever girl.
>>63873157
BUTTHURT
UTTHURT
TTHURT
THURT
HURT
URT
RT
T
Why are there no Maori cricketers?
New Zealand needs a quota policy to end their racist selections desu
>>63873157
You're gonna upset the autists with that little f
>>63873157
>LE FIGGS IS ING XDXD
>>63873166
that's LITERALLY a feminine jaw you seething fucking casual
defined doesn't mean masculine
did a big poo today
Nigel Llong for the MOTM, MOTS, AB Medal, possible Knighthood when Tones makes his return
>>63873169
I don't understand how you can keep using >leddit XDXD as an insult when you CLEARLY browse there FREQUENTLY, since you keep accusing random anons of being specific ledditors once every couple of hours.
>>63873166
Please Mr. BSA (Big Strong Australian)
Please upvote my posts
>>63873184
she does have a pretty manly jaw desu
Just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>>63873176
failor is maori, no?
>it's a craig over again
If Australia can manage to score just 100 more runs they will win this test match
>>63873192
nice reply yeahnahteambalance
downboated
>>63873136
>200 FC innings
>FC average 38.50
>16 100's
I don't think he's ever been in form desu, atleast not deserves to be in the Australian test team form.
>>63873166
>fat gut
ask your doctor about TRT
>>63873201
t. Ian Healy
>>63873198
definitely not a maori
>>63873198
Samoan
I bet you think Symonds was abo as well.
>>63873166
Found the Low Test faggot
LE FUG LE ZHORN MARZH XDXD
t. Seething freshcunt casual
>>63873194
Is his name Caitlyn?
>>63873207
go back to leddit and stay there you faggot
>>63873220
symmonds is a monkey bruv
>>63873194
>That push up bikini to give the illusion of big breasts
OBVIOUS INSECURITY AND FATHER ISSUES
DISGUSTING
>>63873234
>FATHER ISSUES
This makes my dick hard
>marsh out of the single digits
ITS FUCKING OVER
>>63873240
Mine too but abort ASAP post fuck my friend.
>>63873247
he can get out now and safely know that his spot is secured for the next test series
McMeme is fucking ugly
This partnership is looking good.
Voges on century watch
>LE FUG LE HODSPOD XDXD
>>63873274
did he find his hat in an 80s fine dining restaurant?
>>63873274
It won't last. Best they can hope for is a draw.
Lady gaga ruined American horror story
>>63873295
nice work not keeping up with the latest memes
Gonna go sleep /cric/
Hope the lot of you cunts at least watch the Windies test with me
Nite
>>63873288
He travels all around the world to collect hats.
>>63873234
I searched long and hard for the finest image for my Big Strong friends. I hope this one pleases (You)
>>63873311
night niglet
>>63873308
Daddario's improving it tho, I hope she sticks around
Who /ExMachina/ here?
>>63873319
...that's actually a flawless pan
I almost want some wickets to fall just so this match will have a bit of life in it.
Why can't NZ be fucking competitive at anything other than rugby union and netball.
>>63873322
Why are one piece's so fucking based?
>even ian smith doesnt like the craig meme
Craig is a very experimental bowler who is willing to vary his line and length to keep the batsmen on their toes.
He has many balls in his repitoire, including the full toss, the short outside leg and the spin bouncer
>>63873334
Just too nice desu
>>63873320
#culturalappropriation #forshame #disgusting #impeachModi
>>63873311
It's sunday m8
>>63873334
based Reality Christ dropping truth bombs
>>63873334
World Cup final all over again
Good thing they picked Craig over Wagner. We're totally seeing the justification of the selection here.
>>63873351
He'll wear everything but a muzzie cap.
going to bed too /cric/
Thanks for the unconventional shitposting, and learning some new stuff.
I don't know why I love this game, but I'll keep watching. Also, the poopoopeepee commercials are interesting, and I wished US Football would go for the shorter 5 sec commercials. When they can. Take care.
night.
mitch marsh is literally shitting himself up in the stands
>>63873322
>That fat gut
>That pudgy as fuck body
>Wearing eye makeup at a swimming competition
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
OBVIOUSLY INSECURE (MAKEUP)
SWIMS COMPETITIVELY AND STILL PUDGY (OBVIOUS FAT GENE)
3/10
>>63873379
Night Night BSA, please come back tomorrow
>>63873334
Because they're only good at sports nobody plays.
>>63873379
>not staying up for BSA real nigga hours
>>63873333
it's a non sticky pan.
getting worried lads
>>63873392
Drop the trip
>>63873383
>That pudgy as fuck body
muh dick, and i'm not even one of those >muh hight test cunts
>the only one mcmeme doesn't review is an actual wicket
kek
KEK
>>63873388
>tomorrow
only for the general, this game will be done in a few hours
>>63873392
Some butt flustered virgin will report this, surely.
NOT OUT
>review trash
>dont review that
fuck
Poor fucking captaincy
>>63873392
>>63873405
proxy of lad
>>63873379
fuck off gandoo
>Umpire's call
Thank fuck
>>63873414
yeah dude
>>63873416
>>63873417
it would have stayed as ump call
>Reality Check Reality Check
>He lives in Indonesia
>Reality Check he never gets sex
do you guys like my based lyrical ability?
>>63873416
>exposing yourself
McMeme was right, it would have defaulted to umpire's call
>>63873416
>>63873417
>>63873410
knot your sails lads
>>63873392
>his net worth is only 8 figures
>>63873443
bars
>>63873444
>>63873440
thanks lads i wasnt actually watching the game
Meme man leaving craig on
Is he some kid of mastermind?
>le i believed in marsh the whole time
>>63873392
Man those thai lads that hang around Parramatta river toilets are thirsty as fuck, I'm not even gay but a guaranteed blowhjob, I can't resist.
im going to kill craig if he doesnt get a wicket
>>63873462
who are you quoting?