2nd Innings
NZ 7/167
New Zealand lead by 145
you have 10 seconds to name one thing worse than undies that are too tight
LETS GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
Fuck Shane Warner loves himself
>>63869956
undies that are too tight and push your dick into a weird spot
>>63869956
chaffing
>>63869956
I'll take tight undies over loose undies
>>63869981
I pushed my dick into your dads arsehole last night
>>63869964
It's an anti-abo conspiracy
>>63869956
My life
Whats for drinks lads?
Black coffee here
Is the red ball kill, lads?
australia to collapse, but shaun marsh heroics will win the test
cap it.
>>63870026
It wasn't ISIS, but yeah
During an Ashes tour I think, they ended up bombing the trains or something in London from memory
>>63869956
Wearing boxer shorts instead
>saying "dayboo" instead of "deh-byu"
subhumans
>>63870040
Switched to IPA, maybe some tequila if I got some left.
>>63869908
boardshorts that showed your boner during highschool swimming events
>>63870088
day-byu is the best
went for a jog without undies the other day and didn't realise that it made my dick really fucking visible through my shorts
all the qts couldn't get their eyes off lads
>>63870067
That freedom tho
Boxers for sleeping, trunks for day wear desu
>>63870067
I knew a guy that wore boxer shorts and underpants. Was a pain in the ass removing 3 layers of clothes each time
>>63869956
Chicks in yoga pants. Their pussy shows through
>>63870114
Oh yeah no doubt boxer for sleeping, but wearing them during the day is torture
>>63870097
>only allowed to wear speedos in high school
sometimes I wonder if my PE teacher had my best interests at heart
>>63870101
I always envisioned it as "day-bew"
>>63870121
>this is somehow worse
>>63870144
yeah that's probably the best phonetic spelling
>>63870067
>>63870114
>>63870130
>In primary school
>The cool thing is to wear boxer shorts and your normal shorts low so everyone can see your boxers
Anyone else?
>>63870144
That's the same pronounciation
I developed pretty early so I always used to wear speedos when swimming at school
My favourite was wearing footy shorts for PE with no undies, my dick would flop around like crazy
Ancestry guy find anything on Peeland?
who /icedcoffee/ here?
SAXON GET OUT
>>63870222
>iced coffees literally cost an entire dollar more than a normal coffee
Daniel if you're here, explain this shit.
WALLOP
GOATNER
GAZZA
>>63870222
Irish Coffee or nothing.
>>63870169
https://youtu.be/HzVsefpZBtw
Yeah mang
>santana
Latham
Brownlie
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Neesham
Watling
Santner
Bracewell
Southee
Boult
Should be our team for NZ.
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>>63870253
YOU
Tore his gooch, lads.
>>63870273
Santner at 6, Wagner in for Neesham
wallop us to 200 lads
replace Neeshit with Wagner
Craig is literally on pooicide watch, I can't see him being selected ever again
>this taubmans paint ad where the kids paint stumps on the fence
>dad walks up and stares
every time I think he's gonna bash the shit out of them
>>63870292
You'll live.
>>63870319
I fucking hate that ad
Look at the way he fucking hunches over and scurries over to the fence, it looks fucking dumb. Don't even get me started on that arm movement he does
>>63870319
>U FUKIN WOT MATE!??!!
How many sixers will 6outhee get?
Reminder to join BBL Fantasy league
someone post the code
>>63870391
already full
>>63870391
It's full lad
someone will have to make a new one for late arrivals
Who /motorwaypatrol/ here?
Why are NZ cops so based? More often than not they just let people off with a warning
>>63870273
>brownlie
would like to see them give rutherford another go.
guptill is frustrating 103 no against WA and cleans up against non shit teams but shits the bed when he has good opposition
>>63870406
just kick the curries as they probably wont change their fucking teams
Just stuck my hand down my pants lads. Smells nice because of that fap smell in between your legs.
>>63870419
Good sportsmanship m9
>>63870419
>Why are NZ cops so based?
No idea m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU
/b/ is pretty good today
>>63870419
except in the holiday periods. 4km/hr over speed limit tolerance or instant fine so shit
>>63870405
>>63870406
I can make a group, theyre unlimited but no H2H, it jhust does overall score
>>63870443
I'm already in the NRL one
>>63870429
>would like to see them give rutherford another go.
fuck no, this "le young players have potential" meme has got to end. Rutherford has done nothing since his debut.
Guptill is a fucking hack. Averages 12 against Australia.
>>63870443
>forgetting Saxon
>Hussey actually talking about cricket and tactics
He mustn't know how Channel 9 works
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
BBL FANTASY GROUP
JOIN YOU FUCKING SPERG LORDS
>>63870445
That show is sometimes on late at night
Fucking love watching it come home from being out on the piss
>>63870443
>not knowing Saxon
freshcunt detected
Quick question: do you guys watch these matches for the entire day? I know they can go on for quite a while? If you have a job or whatever, do you keep up on your phone? Watch at work? Or just enjoy your socialist lifestyle?
>>63870432
>not continually fondling your balls while you watch tv
200 incoming lads
shit review desu
>>63870443
seriously tempted to post an up to date picture of me, I was literally 17 kg heavier back then
>>63870540
Nah fuck off. If Smith says it's out, it's fucking out.
>>63870498
is this another 8 team group? I'm already in the first one so if so I won't join the second
Freshcunt quiz:
Who was the original face of au/sp/.
Oldfellas don't answer pls, I want try and identify all the freshies
>>63870476
brownlie is exactly the same what has he done for NZ. fuck all that what.
At least rutherford got 171 against England on debut
>>63870568
No, its not a league its a group. Unlimited numbers
>>63870533
>If you have a job or whatever, do you keep up on your phone?
Radio la'
>>63870572
Your mum
>SMOTH
>>63870533
I don't sit in front of the TV all day, but I generally listen to it on the radio or take a glance at live updates on cricinfo
When I'm on holiday like today, I like to watch as much as I can
lgtss
>stephen smith
>>63870575
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual detected. Brownlie should have been the first name on the team squad for this tour after Bane.
He literally hit a triple last year and a 100 for NZ A last month. He's consistently made runs since being dropped. Ruthershit hasn't even hit a fucking FC 100 in two years.He's fucking shit.
Even if you're going for a younger player, Jeet Raval deserves a go more than le hundred on debut and do nothing else man. Ruthershit is Sinclair 2.0
>>63870572
Joe Flaccos Biggest Fan
just came back from otago v canterbury T20. neesham got 24 and didnt bowl otago losst by 23 runs
Fatshit tier review
>>63870636
Bit annoyed that Memederson is playing pyjama cricket and not called up to replace Neesham in the squad Tbh
But Santner worked out well so i guess its alg
>>63870533
Hi BSA, welcome to /cric/!
I'll watch most of the test broadcast when not at work unless I have stuff to do or it's starting to drag on like the waca test. At work/commuting I'll listen in on the radio.
t. Summer of cricket casual
>>63870620
>Sinclair
>You now remember this based as fuck moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLFoznO9t50
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brownlie is matthew bell 2.0 oh giv him a chance give him a chance le plz. nope
Is it just me or does Australia look a bit stronger with Siddle in the team, even though he tends to do fuck all?
>>63870699
Fuck off casual. If you can't see the value of picking him for this tour YOU are a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual and should just fuck off back to reddit.
I bet you're the same guy who tried to argue that Kektill deserved to be in the team on the basis of spanking West Indies and Leicestershire.
>>63870675
when shane bond cleaned them up
Mccullum with a frosted tips mullet based af
>>63870699
brownlie was literally your best bat on tour in 2011 and has more experience in Aussie conditions than any of your players other than Ronchi
kys casual
>>63870675
>That point
guaranteed its at some degenerate bogan who would have been yelling "LOL GO ROOT A SHEEP HAHA LOL HAHA" all night.
Based
>>63870736
m-m-m-muh Memechells
GIT OUT
muh heart
gr8 catch
If we can get another 50 runs I'll be thrilled.
PARTY HARD
>>63870774
lelnah
>>63870736
It's not just you, it's all the other seething casuals as well
Hazlegood has proved in this match once and for all that he is objectively superior to Shittle as I have been saying all along.
Obviously with Starc & Cummins injured Siddle should be playing (he is still our 5th best bowler) but when everyone is fit Siddle is the drinks boy.
RED SQUARE SATURDAYS
>The big meme loves a bum tap
BBL HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>63870774
fuck. in the time it took me to get captcha right.
>>63870737
>brownlie
calling me casual nice one faggot
Reminder that Boult walloped a match winning knock @ Hobart in 2011
Reminder that Starc did it this match
>>63870820
Sick rebuttal friend.
>>63870789
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>>63870736
Siddle's essential for any kind of pressure to be exerted on the batsman
When >we were bowling the bitchwide twins along with Hazelwood, that was objectively the three best bowlers that were available, but none of them could dry the runs out like banana can. That makes them get frustrated and try to take chances against Hazelwood's swing or the bitchwides' pace
>>63870736
>RC talking sense
I like the new you, friend. Indo must be treating you well
>that "shot"
>>63870736
Who are you tipping to win the Superb Owl?
>>63870736
He's an excellent 3rd seamer. Just not the guy you want as a strike bowler.
how did Shaun marsh get in the team
>>63870843
Yes this is exactly what I was wanting someone to point out. Very under rated pace bowler.
>trying to cut balls just short of a good length on off stump
>>63870886
his dad has a huge cock
>>63870886
nepotism
>>63870894
he's not an allrounder m8
>>63870884
My boys the New York Giants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdgznz1tLnc
Everytime i hear shane warne talk.
just think how we keked him so hard
good morning.
>>63870886
His short form technique looks so good, they think it will transfer to test. It would if he wasn't a recovering drug addict with anxiety issues. He literally worries himself out in every test innings hes played bar two.
He genuinely is one of the better batsmen in the world, his head is just ruined. Watch him play t20 when he doesnt have time to be nervous, hes a fucking machine
>>63870911
What happened to detroit m8?
>>63870886
It's fucking ridiculous. He's been called up 5 times and failed four times. Cowman or GOATcroft should have been selected
>>63870918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAZiQp064X0
>>63870891
Except he has done none of those things this game. His length has been short and Hazlewood has been far more consistent.
If you just want some flog who can bowl 125 kp/h and bowl a length consistently then just bring back Watson because atleast he can bat and field in the slips.
>>63870922
>recovering drug addict with anxiety issues
Really?
>>63870911
well fuck, there goes >our chances
>>63870918
>editing the obesitygoose out
>>63870946
Ummm, yeah? I thought this was well known.
>>63870921
tatti kar le bhosdike
>>63870933
and what bat them at 3? for better or worse, we've committed to burns as an opener for at least the rest of the summer so we needed a middle order bat
>>63870921
teri maa ki chut
>>63870933
>>63870922
so hes like our martin guptill
knows he out before he goes to the middle.
Martin Crowe's protege how
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>>63870923
Not sure if you mean I used to follow Detroit or how their season got derailed. Look they were my tip for last years bowl and I honestly thought they would do it, but unfortunately got refballed the fuck out. I had higher hopes for them this year, not sure what happened but obviously not as bad as their record suggests given their recent form. I have a soft spot for the city of Detroit though and hope they can by some miracle get a wild card.
>>63870922
>He genuinely is one of the better batsmen in the world
Shut the fuck up. I don't care how good your technique looks in worthless pyjama cricket, if you shit the bed as much as he does, YOU are literally Ramprakash-tier. Except Ramprakash still did well in domestic cricket.
Meme Shit has a joke of a technique and he's still 10 times the batsman Marsh is.
Your WA delpoosion has sucked you into the "if he looks good he is good" meme. Either that or you're Geoff Marsh.
>>63870911
>watching American "sports"
kys you pathetic cunt
>>63870789
Since when is red square not 100% africans
>>63870996
We're watching an English sport right now so shut the fuck up.
>>63870946
Zach McBride OD'ed on Pomersbachs front lawn once, so Pomersbach and Smarsh anonymously called an ambulance and literally ran away on foot coz they were both warriors players at the time
>>63870973
there's no reason why Burns can't bat in the middle order
>>63870960
I'm 22 m8, not married yet.
Only reason to marry is have your own qtpt2 cunny.
>>63870971
going to the poo in my fancy loo.
>>63870996
NFL is as boring as baseball now. so many rules stoppages shit refs and ad breaks
>>63871025
This. Burns WILL get found out opening outside Poo Peelia Ltd roads, but I feel like he could slot in very well in the middle order.
Who /jbhifi online/ here?
Spent hundreds of dollars but haven't set foot in a store for months
>>63870981
Bhag Bhsdk
>>63871021
Cricket has been a fundamental part of Australian history, americunt sports haven't.
Fuck off freshcunt
>>63871039
student? working? or NEET?
why is Boult memeing?
>>63871024
He was also tested for cocaine in India and sent to counselling
>>63871025
yeah, I'd prefer to see him there too but there's no way he was going to be moved after making a reasonable go of it in the first two tests
I agree worst marsh shouldn't have been picked, but we had to go with a guy who can bat in the middle order so I would have preferred any of handscomb, klinger, ferguson, bailey
>>63871077
Final year computer science student in bombay, what about you? Goalad?
>>63871010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hic7L46mFRI
also this
SIXFA
we missed starc there, whatever his failings he's good at cleaning up a tail
>>63871045
agreed, but when you love a franchise so much it's hard to let go.
Get rid of guptill and bring back Ryder
>>63871093
work
>>63871077
>>63871093
kal ho na ho DHOOM
kutch kutch kota hai
good innings for Hazelwood
>>63871090
I don't think Burns batted that well in the first test, it was purely New Zealand's terrible bowling that let him make runs. He got exposed in the second innings at the WACA and he got exposed in this test
r.i.p. poo peeland
Fucking useless dickheads.
Any of you lads hyped for Just Cause 3
>Based RC doubted himself and went against his instinctual prediction of NZ bowled out for 211
He's only human after all but a godly one at that
>>63871127
Rivers deserves better desu
>>63871021
>being this autistic
We're watching the Australian national team playing an international fixture in a sport that has a long and storied history in Australia.
You UNIRONICALLY watch "sports" based in a foreign country that have no history or relevance in Australia. What's worse is that the "teams" involved in those sports are corporate franchises which are the trademarked property of some kike who lives on the otherside of the world. What's EVEN WORSE is that you identify with one of those sides as "your" team.
KILL YOURSELF you LITERAL Kuck.
ADAM FORD TERI MAA KI CHUT
>>63871145
SHOLAY
I think straya will really need to spill some spaghetti to lose this one
>>63871124
literally the most formulaic tailender statpadder
you know exactly how every wicket is going to occur beforehand
>>63871159
Hyped for MGS5... let down
Tried to like SW:BF... shit, but not surprised.
Loved JC2... looking at least somewhat decent. Want to get my hopes up, but I'm taking a step back.
Also, fuck FO4. Bethdesa can suck my cock.
I miss FeelsJagsMan, Goose, conny and JFBF
This place isn't the same anymore
>>63871192
need warner and smith early
>>63871192
Just need to take Warner and Smith rest are peach of cake.
>>63871159
hyped as fuck, Just Cause 2 was amazing
>>63871167
>muh muh jingoistic patriotic lifestyle must be enforced on everyone
fuck off dickhead, I'm never coming back to Australia so I don't give a fuck about your rants and whether I am "unaustralian" or not. I watch and enjoy what I want.
>>63871167
>What's worse is that the "teams" involved in those sports are corporate franchises which are the trademarked property of some kike who lives on the otherside of the world
>>63871159
I'm hyped for Rainbow Six Siege but looks like it's not as tactical as the Raven Shield glory days
>>63871202
>Hyped for MGS5... let down
Honestly the best AAA title I had played in years
>tfw replaying MGS2
I still think it's the best MGS
>>63871198
I can't believe there are "people" who actually think he bowled well in England.
>>63871208
Join us on r/cricket it's like old /cric/ tbqhwyf
>>63871129
still injured. playin for central stags
>>63871208
don't forget TGCK and kowlaski
>>63871208
goose and jfbf are still here though freshcint
>>63871159
hopefully a Multiplayer Mod gets made lie JC2 was amazing
>>63871208
The life cycle of a trip cunt lasts 2 years before they pooicide.
Daniel was identified in Feb, so he's got about 14 months left in him.
>>63871208
The only one of those that arent actually still here is connie
>>63871208
>muh nostalgia
Well, everything has to change. Get with teh times faggot.
>>63871166
You can say that again. Poor fuck just signed as a franchise QB. His numbers are fantastic. He has a heart... but I'm not even sure. I think at this moment Spanos and crew are just itching to move the team. It's sad to say, but I think Rivers is too good for SD. It's such a transplant town. Too many assholes from out of state/town move to that amazing city and bring their stupid bandwagon ideals with them.
Every person I meet in San Diego never grew up there, and are surprised when I even say I'm from Orange County. We have nothing but the LA Angels and the Anaheim Ducks, who are at this point out of their prime.
Who am I kidding, none of you lads even care.
>>63871261
>>63871285
what is the point of them being here if you don't know it?
their posts were better when they were in character
Waiting for the next innings to start?
Why not join the /cric/ BBL fantasy group
Unlimited numbers in this one for maximum autism
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?cic=284177
>>63871291
>posting americunt sports in /cric/
Fuck off seppo
>>63871291
What the fuck are you talking about
>>63871166
No that cunt doesn't. When you take up that much cap space, your only going to fuck over your own team
come on put ya keys in the pitch
>>63871208
>FeelsJagsMan
>JFBF
literally who
>>63871167
Pooality Poock on pooicide watch
>>63871150
agreed again, but moving him down to 5 was never going to happen this match - just being realistic
>>63871301
goose occaasionally puts his trip on and JFBF is usually pretty easy to spot
>>63871312
Sorry man. Just got fired up after too many drinks. I'll keep this shit off of your turf.
Again, really starting to enjoy this sport and looking forward to learning more and the history of it.
Before I stop: you're a fucking cunt. One of your own had some input. I regret nothing.
>>63871313
I want to see Ellyse with the BIC
>>63871208
>goose
>connie
literally who
Sexy, popular and charming WalkGod on Cleo's bachelor of the year watch
>>63871291
I've been watching the chargers for the last several years, basically from the start of Norf and the decline of LT
It's a shame he's been stuck in a loop of bad coaches and ownership. All he can do to be happy if fuck and impregnate his waifu
I honestly thought that they could go 10 and 6 this year. But they seriously shit the bed
McCoy's got to go
>>63871234
YOU are as PATHETIC as the hordes of Indonesian manlets who bandwagon English soccer clubs which are based in cities that they will NEVER even so much as visit.
Stay in your shithole, I'm sure you fit right in.
>>63871357
Americans are human garbage tbph, almost as bd as t*rks.
In any case get the fuck out seppo
So many jealous haters here that have obviously never been to America and never had the privilege of watching a super bowl live.
At least >we made it to tea break lads. The match is still Aussie's to lose but I still think >we have an outside chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE&list=FLKOrrwWmBDdyk-fjPm4R8Ag
whos this until cric comes back on
>>63871381
Fuck off you self-hating piece of shit.
>>63871357
>I'll keep this shit off of your turf.
kek, you couldn't even stand up four self and shitpost with whatever you like but your going to run away like a little bitch
>muribetas
>>63871208
>complain that there are too many tripfags
>complain when they're gone
Casuals, everyone
>>63871393
Off to Noodle Canteen lads. What should I get?
>>63871291
What '''sport'' is this?
I want to get into one of the murrican sports but not sure which one. Leaning towards /nba/ because we at least get that on the television here and the /nba/ threads seem welcoming to foreigners.
>>63871401
implying not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgDpFzUGN-A
>>63871401
dude aesthetics lmao
>>63871381
It's sad we thought it would be over after the Turner era. McCoy had some good times as the OfC in Denver... but it just goes to show you how much of an idiot he is after these past seasons.
He's got to go... Sell the team Spanos. Last I got to say about US Sports here.
>>63871405
>falling for the everyone hates the tripfags meme
literally a freshie right here lads
>>63871399
Nah m8 WE are fucked
Jimmy Neesham here btw
>>63871421
/nba/ is pretty ethnically diverse and has a lot of black people in it
it's probably the least whitest place on 4chan
>>63871403
How's that at all self hating broseph
The chargers would good at one stage
I also bandwagon the okc thunder :^)
Just like sports mayne and bonding with BSA
>>63871433
neesh need you to carry the volts today man why you not bowl
>>63871401
why did this meme shit have a sudden revival?
I remember it was flavour of the month like three years ago, but I'm seeing it everywhere again
>>63871399
Fuck no. The pitch is flat as fuck and Warnmeme will memeslog 50 in the first 5 overs.
If singles then australia wins :^)
>>63871467
"Weird Facebook" pages keep reposting memeperwave shit
IMPORTANT
https://strawpoll.me/6130139
https://strawpoll.me/6130139
https://strawpoll.me/6130139
>>63871474
once it gets dark Warner WILL be exposed by Boult and Southee
>>63871467
fuckin awesome trippy song
newzealand will win tbqhwyf
>>63871443
who /cric/ and /nba/ masterrace here?
/film/ here
Just saw the Lobster. Anybody else seen it?
Just need to win all of the NZ leg of the series.
Draw it 2-2.
Will Neesh or Corey be back by then?
Milne could be ready too.
>>63871461
OKC Thunder? At least get with a winning franchise... GSW have plenty of room ;^)
>>63871432
>he unironically thinks people pretend to hate tripfags
stick to reddit my friend
>>63871495
\o/
who /afl/ here?
Is Heppell, dare I say it, elite?
>>63871488
>Poo Peeland or Poopeelia
>Poll made by an Indian
le p(o)ottery xD
>>63871501
Are you black by any chance fampai?
who else is having a late lunch? just chucked some /damper/ in the oven lads
>>63871461
You are literally a cancerous piece of shit. I bet you unironically watch handegg to feel important and unique, like Daniel following Durham. You think watching NFL makes you a more cultured and well-informed sports fan, that it shows your open-mindedness and intelligence. NFL is a steaming pile of over-commercialized shit that only a worthless seppo with the attention span of a goldfish could enjoy.
I'm pretty sure I've seen you wear a Seahawks jersey at uni you pathetic bandwagoning kuck. YOU are EVERYTHING wrong with this country and YOU should be ashamed of yourself.
