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>18:00 (CET)
Germany U21 v Austria U21
>20:45 (CET)
Germany v Netherlands
bundesuuu~~~~~
>>63624568
1st for more refugees please
>people who study geisteswissenschaften
>not studying Flüchtlingswissenschaften
Does Reus fake his injuries so he can smoke weed?
Good morning, /bundesliga/.
>>63625219
Don't give those cu.cks ideas.
>renaming Studentenausweis to Studierendenausweis
Yeah sometimes I think a bit of sharia wouldn't hurt at least they put womyn in their place.
>Mehrere Vereine aus England sollen laut türkischer Medienberichte ein Auge auf Nationalspieler Mario Gomez (30) geworfen haben. Wie die Zeitung „Fanatik“ berichtet, steht der Besiktas-Stürmer (Vertrag bis 2017) insbesondere bei seinem Ex-Coach Louis van Gaal weiterhin hoch im Kurs: „Als ich bei den Bayern Trainer war machte Gomez immer seine Tore. Die Stürmer in meinem Team haben sehr viele Ballkontakte aber treffen nicht so wie er“, hatte der Manchester United-Trainer kürzlich bereits verlauten lassen. Dem Vernehmen nach soll United den 30-Jährigen nun zuletzt auch beim Länderspiel zwischen Deutschland und Frankreich gescoutet haben.
>Laut dem „Daily Express“ könnte Spielmacher Xabi Alonso (Foto) im Sommer 2016, nach Ablauf seines Vertrages beim FC Bayern, zum FC Liverpool zurückkehren. Die Reds von Trainer Jürgen Klopp seien demnach bereit, dem 33-jährigen Spanier ein Angebot zu unterbreiten. Alonso spielte schon von 2004 bis 2009 an der Anfield Road und gehörte zur Champions League-Siegermannschaft 2005, wo er im Finale gegen den AC Mailand zum 3:3 traf.
>>63625455
he doesnt know what that means
>>63625753
It's Hitler's börsday
>>63625455
DUDE HARMSTRING LAMAO
>>63625704
>anyone linked to ManU
every thread
>>63625914
kek, i thought it was 19th or 21st
>>63625704
Gomez is coming home
>>63626590
Wheres home
------------------------Kasper Schmeichel
Lars Jacobsen--Simon Kjær--Daniel Agger--Riza Durmisi
--------------Thomas Delaney--Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg,
Yussuf Poulsen--Christian Eriksen--Nicolai Jorgensen
--------------------------Nicklas Bendtner
Very good with Delaney instead of Kvist, but Bendtner should have been dropped.
Delaney could do the job at a lot of midtable clubs in the big leagues.
Same could maybe be said about Nicolai J, but I fear he's one of those guys who's too good for Denmark, but not good enough for any stronger league.
Durmisi is probably a theme in a lot of foreign clubs. A few years ago, someone like him would've been straight off to Holland. The current situation is a bit different. He certainly didn't exactly sell himself in the first game in Stockholm.
Denmark pls
>>63627202
explain
>>63627230
When going to clubs below Ajax or PSV was attractive to someone from Superligaen. Today I think it's better to wait another 6-12 months and find a French midtable club.
Will this team win the Euro 2016?
Not me btw >>63627276
Not me btw >>63627287
>>63627276
replace rudiger with alaba and yes
Reason Dutch football is a joke
http://nos.nl/video/2069581-het-plan-cruijff-vijf-onrustige-jaren.html
>>63627276
STOP DRINKING DENMARK
>>63627287
STOP DRINKING DENMARK
>>63627293
STOP DRINKING DENMARK
Reasons The Netherlands has become a joke
Dutch FA wants
> "Hollandse School" football style
> Living of past glory
> Has not adapted to modern football styles
> Forced all clubs to keep to Financial Fair Play, even though it has not yet been ratified by UEFA
Dutch acadmies in general
> Too much focus on creating technically educated players
> Not developing skilled players
> Too much emphisis on ball possession
> Always building up from the back
> Endlessly passing the ball around
> Not daring to attack or make an attempt on goal
Ajax
> Entire club is a mess
> Academy is crumbling
> Too many former stars are now at the club that firing any of them would be seen as heracy.
Feyenood and PSV
> Sells too many of it's players
> Not enough from the academy are flowing through
> The ones that do flow through are not good enough / ready
How to fix this mess
> Dutch FA, Ajax, PSV and Feyenoord need to watch this video : https://vimeo.com/51391314
> Watch from 30min 50seconds onwards
> To see how Germany changed it Club and National team football
> In short The Netherlands need to follow Germany's example
>>63627377
>not using dollchan
>taking a picture instead of a screenshot
Confirmed computer illiterate
>>63627377
There's more than one Denmark in this thread?
I'm confus.
>>63627276
>3-4-3 ever wining an international tournament
It relies upon heavy pressing and fitness, none of which tired players after a long season can make possible
>>63627394
I don't know what dollchan is.
>>63627402
Me too. I'm the real one.
>>63627375
Germany just got lucky, our administrators are just as incompetent as yours.
Wait a few years and things will fix themselves and everybody will be hailed as geniuses for sticking with the dutch filosophie.
>>63627377
>ahving a mobile phone
>>63627412
I took it with my iPad.
>>63627375
> Too much focus on creating technically educated players
> Not developing skilled players
What's the difference between a technically educated player and a skilled player?
For anyone who's interested, Memeverlagerung wrote an article about the state of Dutch football.
http://spielverlagerung.de/2015/11/17/niederlaendischer-fussball-2015/
>>63627375
yet you got to the wc semi finals last year
>>63627408
Look a the video link.
https://vimeo.com/51391314
Watch from 30min 50seconds onwards
As a Dutch person I'm jealous of what Germany has from from 2002 onwards.
>>63627417
>ahving an iPad
>>63627451
With ugly football.
With heavy defending and fast counter attacking.
I want beautiful football like Ajax of the 90s or Spain in 2010
Don't bully her.
It just werks and Denmark is completely computer illiterate.
>>63627473
You are jealous of the 2004 display? The Netherlands were great at that time and Germany absolutely horrible. The 3-2 victory of the Czech Republic over the Netherlands is my favourite football game of all time.
>>63627473
You know what to do Holland...
Make Klinsmann your Bondscoach :^)
>>63627449
>>63627449
That guy is a total idiot. Ignore him. His poorly written elucidation on the current state of Dutch football is, well, crap.
>>63627501
Not only that.
1. Klinsmann national team coach
2. German directors take over Dutch FA, and clubs teams
>>63627473
>Honigstein
>>63627537
Who? The dutch poster or the guy from spielverlagerung?
>>63627449
Technical = read the game and work as a team
Skilled = a single player like messi that can defeat a whole defense in 1 move.
>>63627565
Pardon ? what ? who ?
>>63626902
Bayern
>>63627587
This makes zero sense.
Get your terminology straight.
>>63627595
He is the token german pundit for the english press.
Also totally clueless and unoriginal, has a great writing style though.
It's best to ignore his opinions.
>>63627632
>It's best to ignore his opinions.
what makes him wrong? they often sort of make fun of him on football weekly, when you mention it
>>63627704
He often makes the facts fit his narrative.
I tried reading his latest book and 100 pages in i hadn't read a single critical thought on Klinsmann for example.
>he disagrees with me so clearly he is wrong
>>63627761
Well that's how it usually works. Isn't it?
>>63627767
no
thats how teenagers on 4chan think it works
>>63627761
Despite his successes Klinsmann wasn't all happiness, peace and pancakes.
>>63627773
HAHA I was just teasing you.
>>63627761
Since I'm always right this statement is correct.
OMG i bet Loew is sucking on Marios hard erect COCK right now^^ why are they all soo gay lol i dont get it
>>63627849
>>63627849
Quality post.
>reading books
fkn nerds lamo
>Kiyotake injured
RIPIP Hannover
>>63627994
Final nail in the coffin for them. Hannovers attacking game was basically, "pass the ball to Kiyo and hope he does something usefull with it".
please post anime girls who look clever.
>>63628013
Uffe Bech will step up
>>63628036
how many duhasts until GER V AUS?
>>63628111
???
>>63628122
nice dubs. how many bongs until the game broseph
>>63628153
2 bings
>>63628036
Time for me to leave for the day.
>>63628535
No pls stay ;_;
>>63628589
Are you having a girl on girl on girl threeway after the game?
>>63628622
Yeah. I really must be leaving now. See you all.
>>63628639
lewd
>>63628639
Can i come and film it?
Based Schalker Jungs
>>63628036
Oneliner BTFO
>>63628675
You're to late, she already left.
RUN AFTER HER
tfw /hoc/ is the original memetic general
>>63628729
/hoc/ is full blown autism tbqh.
>>63627744
>reading pundit books
>>63628766
Go away, Sneak
South Africa - Angola
0-0
(3-1 agg)
Game is cancelled. http://www.eurosport.com/football/germany-v-netherlands-cancelled-hdi-arena-evacuated-reports_sto4993717/story.shtml
>>63629249
>>63629249
>>63629249
let's go
H A P P E N I N G ?
>>63629307
The DFB will never get rid of Bierhoff and Löw.
>Tah
>leave computer for 30 minutes
>game cancelled
oh fuck did i miss all the action?
>>63628036
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAxRoYrAmXKl
lmao look at this neckbead
>>63629885
same here. what the fuck is going on?
>>63629885
This!
>Pedestrians being told to move on foot
>>63630095
Isn't he already injured?
>they start to cancel bundes matches for the rest of the season
Mark my words.
>>63629885
What did you during your absence? Did you by any chance plant a suitcase somewhere?
>>63630213
I thought you were watching the game with two colleagues?
>>63630171
You might have missed it, but the Bundesliga season 15/16 is already over - Bayern won.
>>63630171
Bayern is Meister anyway.
>>63630228
Denmark's population is a bit higher than 1.
>this one literal 12 year old always posting his shitty picture
>>63630213
I went to my other computer and played a game.
>>63630298
Du hast doch nur Freunde auf icq. :D
Holy shit look at KMH on ZDF right now.
She looks like an old witch.
>"weil wir die heute noch über... die... die Internet gekauft hatten"
gold
>>63630298
>>63630384
>tfw I still remember my number
>that well spoken qt
i hope denmark win so she can drunkpost here
>>63630426
I had a short number which is sold for 1250 € on ebay once
>>63630476
>mfw Denmark is a qt 3.17 Trap w/ gr8 feet
:3
>>63630476
maybe she will finally drop some nudes for us desu
>>63630095
He's already back in munich with all the other important players
>>63630447
>Söhne Mannheims
If there ever was a band that needed to be bombed.
>>63630426
>>63630478
I only once made an account to "troll" some kid by pretending to be a girl. Turned out that kid was mentally unstable and almost threw himself in front of a train because of me.
>>63630426
Oh wow, same. Maybe I should use it as my password
That's the best thing which could happen to NPD and AFD.
>>63630259
This is confusing. We should ban all denmarks posters but DENMARK.
>>63630545
I wrote to my crush that i love her
She just screenshotted the chat and sent it to the whole class
They all laughed at me cause i used to be a fattard and she was a literal 10/10
>>63630545
Yeah those good old icq stories.
>>63630660
Alpha points tough for trying.
>>63630554
Who even was about to play? Kevin Volland and Karim Bellarabi?
>>63630660
I looked through my chats a couple of years ago and I cringed a lot. Lost them because I forgot to backup which makes me sad.
How many times do you blink per second?
>>63630554
>>63630727
I forgot the picture!
Why dont tehy just replace it with another match?
Breaking News Feed @pzf
BREAKING NEWS: Report: An ambulance filled with explosives was found in front of the stadium in Hannover.
Breaking News Feed @pzf
BREAKING NEWS: Report: An ambulance filled with explosives was found in front of the stadium in Hannover.
Breaking News Feed @pzf
BREAKING NEWS: Report: An ambulance filled with explosives was found in front of the stadium in Hannover.
>>63630698
>texting a girl
>alpha
>>63630660
you deserved it even though she is a bad person
>>63630798
Yeah.
Thats some Mission Impossible shit innit.
>>63630759
http://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/niedersachsen/hannover_weser-leinegebiet/Polizei-Jemand-wollte-einen-Sprengsatz-zuenden,hannover9996.html
NDR wrote that they're gonna stream it.
>>63630798
Nitroglycerin for Schweinsteigers heart.
>>63630798
bullshit
>>63630759
"[...] derzeitigen Erkenntnissen ausschließlich Einzeltäter die nichts mit dem Islam zu tun haben.[...]von Pegida Mitgliedern aus[...]"
Haha Klaus Kleber with the terrorist impressions.
>"es wird gefährlich heute nacht"
https://twitter.com/NewsThisSecond/status/666701560680996864
German Police hold a man at gunpoint in Germany
Please tell me that you're going to watch Denmark vs. Sweden instead of politicians talking about nothing
TIME TO STOP THE BROADCAST LADS DONT WANT TO MISS OUR KRIMI
lmao
>now back to more krimi shit
Have they even said anything about the bomb on ZDF? Literally old people news that are 2 hours behind everyone else.
>>63631145
Yeah, "watch".
Looks like they play Denmark are playing at Anfield
>shitmark
Oh God
Is ZDF showing one of their 4 hour terror specials instead of England-France?
>>63631145
I am
>>63631335
>the bomb
[citation needed]
>Looks like they play at Anfield
>Looks like Denmark are playing at Anfield
I like the first one better
>>63631485
Quelle: Twitter
There.
>>63627276
Our black folks really suck at football don't they.
>>63631583
and what's the source of the people twittering that?
>letting Durmisi take a FK when you have Eriksen
Will there be Bundesliga on the weekend lads?
>>63631707
here's the actual quote btw:
>"Wir haben konkrete Hinweise gehabt, dass jemand im Stadion einen Sprengsatz zünden wollte", sagte Hannovers Polizeipräsident Volker Kluwe.
>>63631657
@Kreiszeitung one hour ago.
Maybe I'll apply as twitter expert for the ZDF.
Can someone remind me what we are paying GEZ for btw?
>>63631837
To remind you of your eternal guilt goyim. Being against GEZ = deniying the 900 billion dead jews.
>>63631837
to report news, i.e. stuff that's actually been confirmed and not rumours and baseless speculation
>>63631837
To support leftist ZDF propaganda, stupid.
https://twitter.com/FelixRausL/status/666707397336023042
GÖATZE comments on the situation.
We have Tagesschau in arabic now, Alhamdullilah.
http://www.tagesschau.de/100s/arabisch/
Fucking Ibrahimovic
Why can't ARD/ZDF into live commentary?Now I have to watch N24
>>63632112
>not watching phoenix
neger please
How would you know who to vote for or watch Krimis if it wasn't for ÖR?
>>63632112
because there won't be anything worthwhile to report for the next couple hours/until tomorrow anyway
>>63632152
didn't know,just switched
>>63632156
It frequently baffles my mind that 10 million germans watch the Tatort every weekend.
>>63631919
Seriously? I received the fourth or fifth letter today, thinking I might wait it out. 17€ is ridiculous, that's almost three kilograms of trashy turkey breast
>>63624568
It's pretty obvious somebody wants to kill the World Champions: 3 attempts in less than a week!
>>63632054
>waste 100 chances
>concede
it's not rocket science
>>63632247
>ugh.webm
Are you in favor of Denmark?
Thank you for the WebMs btw
>>63632217
What's worse, there's people TWEETING about Tatort. What kind of fucked up brain chemistry makes someone do that?
>>63632299
Lionel Messi is the mastermind behind the attacks
>>63632217
>Sundays Tatort
>detective points out she's jewish
>it's all "kein Mensch ist illegal"
>blonde girl falls in love with muslim boy
Imagine my surprise when I found out it was directed by an Israeli.
>>63632251
just don't pay,they can't do shit
I've literally thrown away like 15 letters already
>>63632340
I'm in favour of a Denmark more than Denmark if you know what I mean
>>63632409
Are you serious?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRqDAlZ73rg
live stream of hannover
>Germans need a TV license
>>63632419
I don't believe you. I would start opening them once the colour of the paper changes
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>>63632409
Stopped watching Tatort after they brought the refugee memes in.
I literally never watched a Tatort in my life.
feel when no more schlag den raab either
>>63632595
Me neither. Same for Indiana Jones, James Bond and Star wars
Did they seriously show a guy holding up a sing saying "RIP FRANCE" at the Wembley game? Lmao.
>>63632340
Technically, would you call this game a derby?
The Tatort with Jan Josef Liefers and Axel Prahl is decent as long as they focus on the humour and not on the crime elements
>>63632608
>Wallonia: €149.67 for TV and €26.73 for radio. Flanders: abolished.
imagine if they abolished gez just for east germany or something
>>63632693
olsenbanden is literally better than any tatort ever
>>63632608
Thanks!
>>63632716
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>>63632694
But East Germany needs more unbiased news ;^)
>>63632575
>Gay man and female jew in a Tatort about illegal immigrants ending in the blonde girl shagging the muslim
>>63632669
James Bond is great though.
I wish i hadnt given in and watched the Star Wars movies recently though. They are shockingly bad,
>>63632751
True that.
>>63632846
Wgat part of "Es ist leider nicht möglich" don't you understand?
Please resist the urge to respond to this post, even indirectly
>hurr twitter > ör durr
>everything from twitter is just stuff the ndr reported
höjbjerg literally needs to step up
>>63633029
He is playing quite well in my opinion
>>63633035
ZDF are incapable of the easiest multimedia tasks
>>63633099
thanks for killing the thread
>>63633097
He will get sent off or cry. Perhaps both.
>shitaly
david alaba scored.
andre andre scored for portugal
There was no truck bomb, one emergency vehicle was parked suspiciously and was investigated, no bomb, only a bomb threat
>>63633356
but i read on twitter there was a bomb?!?!?!?!
>>63633467
i already retweeted it to my mom
>>63633467
Bild reported there was an investigation on an emergency vehicle which DW turned into "bomb found in fake emergency vehicle, not confirmed"... prime example how rumours are spread and amplified
Hat der Innenminister jetzt wirklich die Zeit von Millionen von Menschen verschwendet? "Wir sagen jetzt nicht" hätte gereicht. #GERNED
yo leute, willkommen zur pressekonferenz! folgendes: ich darf euch nicht sagen ob es ne bombe gibt. ciao, euer innenminister tommy #GERNED
Hier Bild schreibt:
"Ein Notarztwagen und ein Rettungswagen werden derzeit auf Sprengstoff untersucht."
Darauf DW Sports:
"BREAKING: Reports that German police have discovered a truck bomb disguised as an ambulance near football stadium in Hanover. #GERNED"
"These reports are unconfirmed from German publication @BILD."
Son schwachsinn.
>I already have tickets for 3 bundesgames in the next 3 weeks
i will be safe lads, right?
>>63633727
Touching footie could cost them sympathy and wellfare money, they must be crazy to take that risk....
>Robben cutting inside would have literally made Hannover explode
What a missed oppprtunity
>>63633592
>cancelled Ger-Ned match
>getting trolled by Thomas de Memeziere
Well if that isn't a reason to start a riot, Idon't know what is.
>>63633738
>3 games in 3 weeks
How rich are you?
>>63633738
Do you honestly think Merkel would risk German lives in order to uphold her stance on refugees?
>>63633782
>cost them sympathy and wellfare money,
did they had any to be begin with?
>>63633727
Thank you mods, there is no room for hate speech in this thread.
>>63633898
Yes
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>emily btfo again
wew lad
>>63633930
Of course, German welfare money accounts for 73% of IS' funding.
>Neinhold gets immunity from Hiro
>Emily keeps getting BTFO
ayy
I smell ban evasion
A fake bomb thread - is this the most interesting thing ever to happen in Hannover?
>>63634225
Well, they had some real bombs going off once.
>>63634225
Right after Lena Mayer-Memeruth
>>63634225
No
>>63634225
that and some guy peeing against a building in 2000
>heuberg
>>63634225
>living near hannover
yes.
Why is Manuel Neuer in munich but not Thomas Müller?
>"Poulsen"
I thought it's "Poulsen"
that's like people who say "sword" instead of "sword"
Ever since the 0-1 the game has really gone to shit. Sweden is parking the bus and Denmark does not find a way to break the defense down. A shame because the first 20 minutes were really good.
>>63634703
please vocaroo your alternate pronounciation of "sword"
>>63634861
no, people always make fun of it
>>63634676
Jogi gave Zieler the chance to play in his hometown.
