STREAM:
http://www.nhlstream.net/vancouver-canucks-at-montreal-canadiens-live-stream.html
>Prust still ded
>Price and Emelin still ded
>Some rookie dude playing for the Nucks tonight
Grab a drink, grab a sweater, and get in here. It's time to watch some hockey.
geeze faggots, where's the real thread?
>>63615612
>nucks score first
nigga is this game even real
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>63615982
This is the real thread.
>Vancouver goal
dammit
>>63616106
>Nucks not getting their 1st period nap
Don't worry mate you guys are gonna score like 4 goals in the 2nd.
Why is Price not starting again?
Is he injured, I forget.
>>63616132
yeah tomodachi.
>this habs defense
it's shit
>>63616211
>this Nucks PP
It's shittier.
fucking triple ref punk
>that entire PP
Fuck that was close
get well soon daniel
Daniel is pretty based tbqh.
>>63616554
Yeah, it's a sad thing for both, Gally didn't want to hit, and Daniel is a good guy for a ginger creppy twin
Boy I sure can't wait for the Nucks to do nothing on this PP. Fuck this team.
Sup Nucksbros?
I'm seeing the Canucks in Winnipeg on Wednesday, any good ideas for a sign?
>>63616589
Fuck you, you jinxed it
gonna be another one of those nights Habsbros
>>63616589
>>63616566
daniel/henrik are excellent evidence for creepy psychic twin power.
I mean they're probably just constantly practicing cheeky little moves, but christ when they get going it's like they can read each others minds.
PS: for all the kekoldry swedes get heat about, guys like the sedins and hjalmarsson are tough as nails.
(you see hammer get fucked up last game AND the game before, walk that shit off, and jump right in? that fucker is a terminator)
>>63616604
>>63616589
>>63616610
I-It was all part of the plan!
I totally believed in them the entire time. Now if you excuse me, I have a heart attack to treat.
Markstrom has pretty good stick handling
LE OBVIOUS OFFSETTING PENULDY
>not losing
wut
is the power of 9-1 working for the Canucks?!
>guys in white killing penalties and scoring on the PP
WHO IS THIS TEAM AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH MY CANUCKS
>>63616656
what's in the juice box tovarisch?
>>63616614
The Sedins are in the domain of >>/x/
>>63616674
this tbh fam
smh
Sacrament que toute me fais chier ostie.
>>63616724
SCP 3322
>>63616835
>SCP reference
>3-0
How is this happening
I TOLD THE NUCKS TO SCORE ON THE PP AND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
The ol' Patrick Kane goal.
>It was 0-0
>>63617230
It's only 3-0, this isn't rape yet
>>63617230
this one left forensic evidence xDDDD
I-I miss Carey... :'(
>3-0
>the most dangerous lead?
no second period nap?
so the nucks cant beat anyone else for shit, but they might beat montreal twice... i dont even get this fucking team right now
>PP
Don't score on me nucks senpai
>>63617356
to be honest if it wasn't for a couple of brainfarts and miller being a human strainer we might be unbeaten.
>>63617356
>Get crushed by the Laffs
>Beat the Habs twice
I will never understand this fucking team.
>>63617403
another one? no bully?
POWER PLAY BACK TO NORMAL
EVERYONE CAN RELAX NOW
tfw Condon is a letter short of being effective protection against scoring.
ELLER BUT
>It was 3-0
Most dangerous lead
>>63617486
Are the Nucks the best at letting SHG in?
>>63617506
Yes, it goes along with the current 2015-16 NHL OT Loss After Leading belt, and unfortunately the Crap Mantle
>>63615612
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST:
HABS WON'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
>>63617488
kek
PACMAN
IT'S HABBENING!
Only the Nucks can look this shit after leading 3-0 at one point.
WE PREDICTABLE COLLAPSE NOW
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>it was 3-0
>>63615612
>Canadians a cück for Islam
comeback israel
>we PP now
>>63617570
probably the only place I'll read such an absurd thought
>phantom too many men call
oh god not like this
TOO MUCH MAN
O
O
M
U
C
H
M
A
N
MARKY MARK
>>63617630
Dont worry canucks bro, I've got this
>>63617756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtR53oRsAKI
>>63617765
gtfo saku
and learn french!
>>63617799
you love me even with my shitty french, mon ami
>>63617799
saku most overrated hab of all time
>>63617765
w-with finns we win?
>>63617773
>being ashamed of loving The Funky Bunch
>>63617830
I hated him. He was good for a few season then sat on his cancerous ass.
>>63617773
whats with the sudden rush of viral marketing for that movie, its from 2013
>>63617756
>you will never see Markstrom move a Vietnam fucking shit out of his way
>>63617830
>>63617857
>tfw he tried to kill Plekanec because he was jealous of him.
>>63617854
do you have the costanza fridge pic?
>>63617857
That may be a tad harsh but he was far from being the captain most fans purported he was.
>>63617880
Not shilling, it was just a funky bunch reference. the movie was pretty shit except for tony danza
>>63617921
I'm not so sure, its literally the 3rd time i saw it today
>>63617906
That too. THe fact i got unbridled love for Turtlenec means that Koivu is forever more a shitter in my eyes
>>63617921
>do you have the costanza fridge pic?
the what
>>63617903
Well, he lives in Vancouver
>>63617854
I bless them with Perkele. I bet nucks to win.
>>63617921
It's very hipsterish to hate on Saku. Montreal adored that guy, despite not being fluent in french
>>63617996
>costanza fridge
it's a pic some anon took of his fridge, with a ton of seinfeld dvds arranged all creepily.. and a pineapple in the middle
>>63617981
spooky
>>63618026
I'm from montreal. I never adored him. He's a special guy but far from being the best captain of all time. There is a reason he was let go unceremoniously.
>>63618026
i used to love him (half finn here too)
I was a little sore he didn't finish his career here tho..
>>63618026
I sense a trap
>Nucks only napping for MOST of the 2nd
One day I might live to see a Nucks team that plays 45, maybe even 50 minutes of hockey a night
>>63618057
Well, he would have tied Beliveau for captaincy. That's all there is to it really
>>63618085
He was butthurt about Turtleneck, so in the end it was him or the best prospect atm of the CH.
>>63618104
fugg saku
>>63618090
but don't bet on it
>tfw canucks fan
>tfw I always turn on the game late because of the nucks first period nap
today certainly caught me off guard
IT
WAS
>>63618177
here we go
>>63618169
>first period nap
psht, the glorious Second Period Nap was a Nucks mainstay from 2009-13
We're just getting back to tradition
>>63618238
oh I remember. the second period bathroom break was ritual
>2011
>>63618273
>2011
That was a pretty good our year, except for that one game at the very end
Who knows, maybe the team will come together and this our year will be the best our year in all of the our years we've had
>>63618342
>Who knows, maybe the team will come together and this our year will be the best our year in all of the our years we've had
bahaha
bahahahahahahahaa
bahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
>I DON'T LIKE SAND
>IT GETS EVERYWHERE
>>63618411
>MUH SRIRACHA
confirmed underrated
>cantpucks
>>63618449
LE VANCOUVER DUBSTEPS
>playing dubstep
>the shantytown of hongcouver
>>63618496
the 60% mainland chinese owned foreign investment zone of vancouver
Really happy Kippers isn't here.
>>63618540
wew lad that was funny, im gonna reuse that one later in the year, saved in my notepad
>>63618411
>I DON'T LIKE SAND
>IT GETS EVERYWHERE
>>63618576
KEK
RIP Semin
Time for the cantpucks to screw up their PP
the semin demon
>>63618681
Montreal Canadian 2015-2015.
who is this semin demon
>>63618456
>>63618496
hover between these two posts back and forth for a funny effect
>>63618711
eh eh eh!
is it just me or does shinkaruk suck more than expected
>judging his first NHL game ever
Fuck Higgins handle the fucking pass, you had a wide open shooting lane you sodding cunt
>>63618827
>Fuck Higgins handle the fucking pass, you had a wide open shooting lane you sodding cunt
welcome to chris higgins™
the ride never ends
>>63618827
>>63618848
I wish him the best of luck in his future endeavours
>>63618892
ching chong hong chy lui fu
dont know what i just said? well you better learn it because chinese is gonna be the only language spoken in hongcouver in 10 years so if you wannna stay there... bettter start learning
>>63618892
Shit I wish I had this back when Higgins used to actually score. Thanks for the webbum anyway mate
nine minutes left boys. can we hold on?
nine minutes left boys. can we score one?
>>63618929
Unless the mudslimes manage to take over the country in the near future
nine minutes left boys. can we score one?
>>63618997
>when smelly immigrants leave their shithole countries they shitted up and come here and shit up your country
its a bad feel guys
>>63619036
If you're the Habs, then hope that the Nucks get a PP. It'll be your best scoring chance.
>>63619036
I assume you're a Nucksbro
The answer is no
Are the canucks getting screwed on icings?
>>63619073
tru
REFPUCK
>>63619111
always
>>63619106
No Im actually a leafs fan I was just memeing
>>63619136
Oh shit man, I thought you got arrested in Paris.
>>63619176
Why what happened in Paris?
>>63619136
deepak shows his face
>>63619136
>tfw real Sean got bullied off /hoc/ or was deported
>no more top-shelf bantz in the general
>>63619217
but i have all the same faggot images so its clearly me
>>63619217
Deepak was never bantz, he was pure shitposting. We btfo'd him so many times.
For some reason you had a mancrush on the fatherless indian faggot. I'm still not convinced you're not him, which is even sadder.
>It was 3-0
why does the most expensive city in canada have the shittiest team? why don't they buy good players?
chinks don't go to the games? maybe you guys should try ping pong or something instead
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Challenge it, what's the worst that can happen?
REKT
NUCKS OT LOSS CONFIRMED
It was 3-0. Three fucking zero.
I hate the Canucks so god damn much.
>it was 3-0
TITLE SECURE
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SURVIVE TO OT
>>63619245
I bet he appreciates your fandom, assuming he wasn't killed in a NATO air strike, but you gotta go your own way bro
Don't try to be someone you're not
AHAHAHHA THE CANTPUCKS LET A PRO-TRY OUT SCRUB SCORE ON THEM
this 3 on 3 gonna be legit
>habs in 30 seconds
>>63619282
so you post in /plg/! you're captainpoutine I knew it
>>63619354
/plg/?
Time for the inevitable OT lose for the cantpucks
>>63619354
>/plg/
What even is that
Do I even want to know
>IT WAS 3-0
>>63619351
>3 on 3
It'll be 4 on 3 for the Habs within a minute
>>63619386
>implying Subban isn't going to pick up a shit penalty
>>63619376
>your reigning 2015-16 OT Loss After Leading Champs retain the title
>will make the playoffs on loser points alone
Feels good
>>63619379
You just posted my pepe that i posted a million times in there after i mentioned images
surely that wasnt pure coincidence
>>63619379
Powerlifting general, I think?
>>63619396
>implying you don't have the advantage during a Nucks PP
>>63619381
its the cantpucks, habs were just making some drama for the fans
le blow lead in le last minutes face
IT WAS
3 - 0
-
0
Fuck that was close. At least we'll get one point before the cantpucks choke.
>>63619411
>imagining things
>>63619412
oh
>needing a general when all you need to know is GOMAD, SQUATZ and OATZ
Why the change was refused?
>>63619455
>>needing a general when all you need to know is GOMAD, SQUATZ and OATZ
>implying any on-topic discussion is ever discussed
its a lot like /hoc/ general really
>The Canadiens want it deep
These casters
>galchenyuk
Dangit Bustchenyuk
>>63619522
>are brutal Sportsnet keks
>>63619500
are there clipart pigs?
>Weise out to make Nucksbros even sadder
dammit
DESHARNAIS
le 0 for 6 fiace
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED
AND THERE IT IS
ANOTHER LEAD CHOKED
ANOTHER OT LOSS
ANOTHER LOSER POINT
NUCKS RETAIN THE CRAP MANTLE
GG Habsbros
alright Pk its not game 7 ffs
Keks lose
GG keks
>IT WAS 3-0
Kek
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
IT WAS 3 - 0
WHAT THE FUCK NUCKS
THREE FUCKING ZERO, WHY DO YOU FUCKS PLAY FOR BETTPOINTS INSTEAD OF REAL POINTS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST END YOURSELVES
>>63619550
>tfw I coined bustchenyuk when I was on HF
>tfw I also coined BargainBin
>tfw I got banned for using them
GG nucksbros
IT WAS 3-0
CANTPUCKS
BTFO
T
F
O
gg montreal
;_;
>>63619444
trips called it, fuck.
>>63619612
that's stupid, they're funny and occasionally accurate nicknames
I'm sorry for you Nucksbro.
Must be pretty fucking damn painfull
>>63619552
truly was the final nail in the coffin for /hoc/ general
>>63619647
hf is no fun allowed, but I got too big for my britches there I think
arn't the habs just classiest guys? giving cantpucks a handicap like that
>the hongcouver cantpucks will never ever win a stanley cup
What a complete and utter failure of a "hockey club"
GG Nucks
>>63615612
>"END 3rd"
>all I can hear are hockey pucks and bass
>cant- no. won't refresh phone
>check thread
FUCK. FUCK FUCK.
Tonight and Saturday the Habs played well. Only went down both games due to some bad goals. Glad they fought their way back this time. GHG.
>>63619989
How do you get wifi in your bunker
>>63620006
Nice one, upvoted :^)
The french government provides such things for us whites.
>>63619335
>this flag
>this topic
>>63620169
im from montreal fâm
>>63619612
I carried the tradition for the second one, W7.
/hoc/ is more fun anyway
c'était trois zero
