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Hockey
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>mad at a sandwich
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>>63615596
The oilers. Discuss
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Nucks @ Habs
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DUDE
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Connor McDavid
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Jaromir Jagr
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Zdeno Chara
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>>63615611
KIWI
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>>63615647
Jagr is growing a mullet so his magic can carry the Panthers to the playoff finals for the first time in 20 years.
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>>63615661
I'm glad there aren't pictures of that
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Ducks at canes just started and again Andersen isn't in the goal....
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>>63615708
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>>63615647
no meme-hair no Stanley Cups
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>>63615623

McBasedgod sounded pretty upbeat today. He's doing light exercise. He's a youngun, his bones will heal.

I'd love for the oil to pick up Fowler from the ducks, find a way to ditch Gryba, maybe another defender.

Yak is worthless without mcdavid-senpai noticing him. I'd consider trading him but i dont know what kind of value the oilers would get. And when Mcmeme is back he's going to light up.

Pouliot looked good. Ebs looked good. Reichsaitl/Hall are playing fucking amazingly. Hopefully RNH will be good by next game.

Klink and Korpi are still hurt. Fuck, this team got annihilated by injuries.
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Went to a meme game at the weekend lads

8-8 it was by the end of the 3rd
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>>63615750
Trade Yak and RNH for some top 2 defense then the oilels would have a chance in the playoffs.
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>>63615723
Is this meme hair?
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>>63615782
it's a meme country
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>>63615715
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>>63615782
I 'm sorry, that is not the definition of memehair.

Watching OHL vs. Russia, Russia had a 5 on 3 pp, never saw a pp played with two men behind the net. Interesting. They scored too.
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>>63615633
he has a dank mustache going on
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>>63615798
Finland or Merica'
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>>63615750
hows reinhart doing

will you get something out of him?
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>>63615819
Finland
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>>63615827
>>63615827
>>63615827
>>63615827
>>63615827

BOLTS PANTEHRS
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>>63615828
He's shit. Zero puck skills means he can't hold the puck at the blue line and can't get it out of his zone
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>>63615780

For what it's worth I also think that sekera played well.

Maybe klink, letestu and a pick for a veteran d-man and a right shooting winger? Christ I don't know.
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>>63615810
Well he did win the cup and got his number retired. So your previous statement is false.
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>>63615828
He's slow to begin with but then add in a broken foot and he's an absolute pylon. When he was healthy he was shutting down cycles left and right and clearing creases. He's been pretty good all things considered. That being said I hope they sit him till he's fully healthy because he's clearly playing with one good wheel.
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>bolts panthers has a game thread
>ducks canes doesnt

ayyyy
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>>63615846

I wasn't really impressed with pakarinen.
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>>63615847
no it's not
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Is there someone named COle in the OHL, did I hear his name correctly? Playing center I think.
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>>63615915
You literally just said he didn't have meme hair and won the cup
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>when jagr retires in 8 years they won't retire his number but the league will retire mullets

feels bad man
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>>63615846
All I see is RNH for maybe M.Staal IMO
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>>63615930
Dal Colle. What's your point?
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>>63615958
What point?! I am just asking! He took a nice initiative.
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>>63615948
>RNH for maybe M.Staal

Oilers are getting bent over there. Staal is shit, old and signed to a garbage contract
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>>63615596
Holy shit tornados all around me. Go Stars btw.
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>>63615958
Dal Colle is left wing.
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>>63615964
I thought you were making some kind of connection between his name and playing in the OHL
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>>63615750
You will never take babyface fowler you shit
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>>63615948

grim.

Also

>>63615900
agree. Also he's 21. he has good awareness and good reach. Definitely need another 28-31 year old who's seasoned. Doesn't even need to be a big fucker. 6'2 would be fine.

I think Gryba needs to find a new home though. Christ.
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>>63616000

5 limited edition foil pepes, a second round pick, and an isis suicide bomber.
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Problem Toronto?
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>>63615983
oh no, he just went in for the goal but in the end decided to pass behind.
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Tabarnack de coliss d'ostie d'siboire du saint criss de pouriture du coliss.

Ça la tu sais tu ces quoi? Les ptite criss de connasse ak leur telephone. Sa spit d'la marde comme si sa savais de quoi sa parlais, sa vote pour des mémé, seurieux j'veux que Putin la coupe la sacrament d'internet.
>br00ns
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Detroit vs. Ottawa gamethread!

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>"The good news is it (jnjury) was only a bone and not a torn labrum or separated shoulder. I did upper body today. It feels good." McDavid

Did you do upper body today hockey? Or are you a fucking pussy?
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>>63615966
He's solid top 2. Rags could retain salary if oilels throw in some worthless shit.
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>>63615915
Start tripping so I can filter your faggot ass
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>>63615711
Do you think they found their stride
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>>63616120
it seems to me you are the one who started tripping
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>>63616040

oilfaggot here

tfw ten million dollar tickets


just kill me
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>>63616101
He's not worth a 22 year old all situations centre over the past couple years on an offensively inept team. His contract is shit, he's a defence partner babby and his injury history does not predict a rosy future as he passes 30
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>>63616096
every day of my job is upper body :(
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>>63616076

Christ i love quebec. <333333333333333333333
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>>63616190
Did you get your keg lifting degree too?
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>>63616205
all jokes aside I actually did have to pass a physical exam
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>>63616193
post Quebecois music pls
listened to so far:
La Reve du Diable
Les Cowboy Fringants
La Volé d'castors
La Bottine Souriante
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>>63616190
keep on keeping on.
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>>63616224
I had to pass a physical exam for a desk job at a pharmaceutical company because I was incharge of some people in the warehouse
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>>63616250
thats pretty funny, corporate policy is ridiculous
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Work at a game store, found this under some guitar hero controllers
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>>63616184
What if instead of RNH, it's Yakubust. Also hear the big buff is on the block and his contract is up next year.
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>>63616276
did not have to pass a physical exam for the job tho
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>>63616276
OH! ELLIN
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WHAT CAN I DO
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>>63616276
Relocate to Winnipeg
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>>63616276
That's a rare box art you got there.
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>>63616276
I had that game for PC.

My Dynasty Mode team was the Las Vegas Dice (relocated Columbus). In our first year we went 82-0 and 16-1 on route to the Cup.

Mike Peca was a 80 goal scorer.
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>>63616263
was pretty cool. pretty sure I was on government watch lists because the warehouse had all sorts of deadly diseases in it. I wasn't allowed to have some types of pets because we had bird flu stored and shit
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>>63616232

im not quebecois i just really like em as a culture and my heart would be broken if they left our country.
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>>63616276
mail it to me I still have my ps2 tucked away somewhere. I have the extenders so we can play 4 player. when I go to my parents house I'm gonna look for all my old /hoc/ games
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Who could he possibly have in mind?
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>>63615948
>rags
>trading a #1 centre for a slow and old defender
classic oilels
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>>63616292
Yakupov wouldn't be fair to the >rags desu. Byfuglien doesn't strike me as the type to age well which is important since he is no doubt going to want 7 years at $6M or more. Buff has enough problems with conditioning now, when he gets older it's likely he falls off a cliff.
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>>63616367
Martin Jones and Ben Scrivens
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>>63616367
Himself and Lundshit and every backup he's kicked out of LA
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>>63616393
I just remembered that Sutter ratted Scrivens out on having an orange stick knob
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>>63616473
GOAT play
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>>63616276
Same guy, found this too
Is that Luongo on the cover or some other florida Goalie?
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>mfw someone refers to hockey as """"""""""ice hockey""""""""""""
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>>63616372
Then don't sign him, Nurse should be ready by then.

>>63616528
That's the Panthers best goalie before Luo came to the south.
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>>63616276
Nice found! Has the same game with same cover! 20 season Dynasty Mode was epic.

also best soundtrack ever

OH ELLIN, WHAT CAN I DO!
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>>63616276
Shit, that's actually interesting.

>>63616528
That's Vanbiesbrouck

>>63616561
What's the point of the Oilers going for a rental? Contenders will be willing to pony up more of the kind of assets the jest will want for him
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>>63616564
looked up the music video and now I can go to bed happily

really loved GOB back then
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>>63616333
>16-1
Nice job Brady
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>>63616607
Oilels need a top 2 defence man and they ain't getting one without dumping one of their magical number 1's. Depend on the cap the Oilels have, they could sign him and in turn ship him off for a pick or two.
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I have made a calculation. Looking at the colors of the teams logos, where the teams are right now in the league teable and working out an average for different colors.

1. Green: 8.5
2. Blue: 14.928
3. Red: 15
4. Yellow: 15.363
5. White: 15.857
6. Black: 17.615
7. Orange: 18.4
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what is mad at a sandwich referring to?
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>>63616692
>that Filenae
>high quality post

You're aright.
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>>63616646
Skate Punk was good back then

Well still is
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>>63616686
And no one is trading a decent top pair defenceman in the middle of the season for less than a king's ransom. They need to wait until the draft when some GM decides they want to be this year's absolute mad man and shake up their team. That's the only way to operate. This year is lost already, don't throw good money after bad.
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>>63616692
Wait, does teal count as green or blue?
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>>63615817
He looks like a fucking faggot
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>>63616826
Hey show some fucking respect
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>>63616778
So the Oilels are going to tank again for who? Matthews? They don't need another forward.
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>>63616826
>this mad
>a fucking meme
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>>63616861
If they get a top pick then they can use that as trade bait. NHL teams don't make major trades midseason. You aren't finding a long term solution in January. The draft is a time when all teams have evaluated the results of their season and are looking to adjust accordingly. That combined with everyone being in one room makes trades easier to pull off.
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>>63616708

You haven't heard? We're the Sandwich police here in /hoc/
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>>63616737
Thanks m8

>>63616788
Wasn't sure what to do about it. Thought about leaving it out, but ended up putting it under green. But yes, that is a problem with the calculation
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>>63616892
Not mad, I just think he looks like he'd play lead semen slurper in a twink adult film.
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>>63616959
Knowing the Oilels record, you know that ain't happened. I can see it already. Another rookie wasted.
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>>63616528
>>63616276

maybe someone is secretly your admirer OR you could be stealing one of your coworkers' games.
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>>63617028
Chiarelli traded the 16th for a pylon instead of drafting Barzal. IMO the pick is gone if it is anything but 2nd overall.
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>>63617007
Keep your faggot fantasies to yourself faggot.
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>>63617058
its not gay unless they hold hands
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Go Yotes go!
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>>63616413
>athletic goalies rely on pad size

not a fan of quick but he's not a pad size offender
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What do you guys think of my sandwich from a couple nights ago?
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>>63617158
10/10 because time stamp dog
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>>63617055
That wasn't their pick originally though.
Guess we'll see at the draft day.
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>>63617158
why didnt you get the gobbler faggot
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>>63616708
Flyover states mad at publix
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>>63617282
I got
>turkey
>bacon
>extra provolone
>lettuce
>tomato
>mayo
>spicy mustard
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>>63617158
not a huge fan of tomatoes but other than that it doesn't look bad
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>>63617328
but the gobbler's only there a few more days mang gotta get that cranberry sauce mashed taters and gravy
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>>63617055
Yeah because the Oilelz would rather another skilled forward over a shutdown defender

LELMAO
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>>63617400
>Dude offense lmao
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>>63617328
>mayo
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>>63617455
>disliking mayo
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>>63617455
what are you black or something
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>habs exposed
glad that meme is over

who /starsrangers/ scf here?
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>>63616473
You can't have an orange knob? There are color stipulations on stick tape?

What possible advantage?
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>this lack of game threads

Is /hoc/ dead?
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>>63617534
>asks if someone is black
>on the hockey thread on an anonymous anime image board
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>>63617632
only niggers dont like mayo
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>>63617616
just a bunch of teams playing today with 0 fans and 0 chance at a cup
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>offense wins championships
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>>63617616
>6 games
>4 gamethreads

stinky smelly beaners dont have fans
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>>63617313
Tampon Gay still butthurt over getting blown out in the finals they post about mediocre sandwiches like anyone here even cares.
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>>63617588
the only thing I can think of is that a small black knob could look like a puck and possibly make it hard for the refs in some situations so I guess they just made white mandatory
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Leastern on suicide watch
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>no Jets game thread
>5 game losing streak
>already 2-0
>Buff scores while I'm typing this

I still love my Jets. Wish we had a stronger presence on /sp/ though.
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>>63618003
>Rapist, injury prone, cocaine user
>Party boy, Cocaine user, injury prone
>Meme power forward, cocaine user
>Literally who Benn & Seguin Babby
>Party boy, Cocaine user, injury prone
>American, enough said
>2nd best player from his town, literally worked at timmies because he couldnt find employment meme
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>losing a 2 goal lead in 30 seconds
>Bloos
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>Little scores seconds later

Proof that posting love for your team on /sp/ actually makes a difference.
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>>63618120
>Tripfagging
>Anime posting

This is why I'm ashamed to be a Jets fan
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>>63617764
>literally mad
>at a fucking sandwich
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>>63618120
>try to post love for the Cats
>get shit on
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>>63618150
>complaining about anime on an anime website

My Jets folder is still a work in progress.
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>>63618150
>literally mad at a loli
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>>63618202
Kek I remember the Sun having a field day with that one
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>>63618109
>these are the guys stomping the leastern conference
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>>63618202
lmao is that why E. Kane left Winnipeg? Ran out of restaurants to dine and dash at?

What a slunt.
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Winnipeg give me my team back.
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>>63618279
>>63618235
>>63618202
Kane never did that those are lies
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>>63618338
people only said this cause they rayciss
he dindu nuffin
hes a good boy
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>>63618338
He ain't Dany "All-star" Heatley senpai
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leastern conference's meme dmen on suicide watch
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>>63618279

Honestly the city has hated him for a long time. There were also stories about him going into grocery stores and taking things and just walking out the door without paying. You can't act like that much of a rock star in Winnipeg, we'll turn on you fast.

If you ever hear people complaining about Winnipeg being a shitty place (musicians for example, Henry Rollins, Louis CK, etc) it's usually because we don't respond well to people who act like big shots

>>63618338

Where there's smoke there's fire, anon. You think a bunch of servers just made up those stories for attention? On the other hand, do you think any Winnipeg restaurant owner would openly accuse him of that, even if he did it, at the risk of losing out on the huge hockey market?

Kane went around eating at places and not paying because he thought he was doing them a favour by just being there. It's exactly the kind of attitude that made everyone hate him so much.

I realize there are different versions of these stories but I know which one I believe more. Only one side of it has anything to gain from lying about what happened.
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>>63618357
It's true though he literally did literally nothing wrong.
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>Canes playing the Ducks goal song after a Ducks goal

Interesting.
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Ducks weeeen
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>>63618408
lmao look at this faggot
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>>63618408
tl;dr
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>just watched the canes lose from center ice first row
What did u do today /hoc/?
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>>63618109
>leastern conference is so weak it can't outscore cokeheads
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>>63618842

I watched hockey but couldn't see the puck.

Do I need to buy a bigger tv lads?
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>>63618873
Become newtype
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>>63618842
pined over a woman
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>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
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>>63618842
Reading Dany's twitter.
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>>63618873

Watch it on Fox for the glowpuck.
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>>63618856
>Beastern Conference has such good goaltending that they don't score as much as the Worstern Conference scrubs
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>>63618925
>glowpuck
That was based back then
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>>63618962
West has more shutouts and a better head to head record against the >least
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>>63616276
IT'S STUPID CONTAGIOUS TO BE BROKE AND FAMOUS CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE US FROM PUNK ROCK 101

Also GG Yotes.
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>>63618873
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
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is anyone else having trouble uploading webms and larger images? ever since that weaboo cunt took over i can't upload shit without it taking a lifetime or captcha trying to fuck me
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>getting swept in the publixbowl

Why are the Lightnings so bad?
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>>63619298
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>>63619298
Because Stamkos is a winger masquerading as a center
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>>63619234
no
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>>63619234

Buy a 4chan pass.
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>double up your opponents shots
>can't score
>lose on a shit goal

Fuck this season
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JUST
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>>63619360
How does he keep his balance like that?
I'm a human and I can't hold a handstand like that.
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>>63619360
lel


fucking anglos, if they can't practice eugenics on humans they practice it at animals.
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>>63619360

>tfw a dog can pee more than me
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>tfw you will never be as comfy as this clip art pig
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>assblasted tampon gay fans
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>>63619532
Even know if they almost won the cup last year I'm not upset because I'm used to living with the disappointment of Tampa sports.
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>1-0

scoring is fine guys
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>>63619573
Even though*
>phone posters
ree 2bh
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>>63619532
>>63619595
39-19
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>Oilel fans wanting to trade RNH for M. Staal earlier

I see the fanbase is just as retarded as the management.
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>>63619660
How good is RNH? Is he worth that 6 mil?
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>>63619705
I hate the Oilels but RNH is a pretty good player. Lesser quality than some of the other first overalls playing right now but still a legit 2nd line center on plenty of teams. He does produce enough for the price tag, even if he is a glassman.

Wanting to trade him makes some sense but bringing up Marc Staal shows that the Oilels fanbase are very much getting the shit team they deserve. Some of them on twitter even have a hashtag for it, #OFDTO - Oilers Fans Deserve the Oilers kek
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>>63619705
every penny senpai I don't think that other guy was a real soiler fan, just saying what they "thought" rnh could pull.

he's the closest thing to a solid two way forward we have short of leon "einsatzkommando" Reichsaitl (who will develop into a hockey obersturmbannfuhrer in 3 years). Ebersmug has had one or two encouraging defensive breakups.
He's got good reach and good awareness, and he plays hard. Not Taylor Hall "suicide is painless" hard, but he still puts it in.

I wouldn't trade rnh. rather the packages I put up earlier in the thread. We need a veteran defenseman to mentor Nurse.

(also that feel when Griffin isn't playing like the Teutonic Knight he should be. Heal up you fuck.)
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>Connor McDavid
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>>63619839

>you could be watching tons more elite goals but it's more important to meme
remain cvcked
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>>63619705
He does everything, there's a reason why he's second among forwards in TOI.

>>63619776
>even if he is a glassman.

He's been fine since he got surgery. 173/180 games since he came back. The problem was the Oilers being retarded about shoulder injuries.

>Wanting to trade him makes some sense but bringing up Marc Staal shows that the Oilels fanbase are very much getting the shit team they deserve. Some of them on twitter even have a hashtag for it, #OFDTO - Oilers Fans Deserve the Oilers kek

The casual Oiler fan is really myopic. They have no clue about anything in the NHL outside of Edmonton so they have no clue which players are good and rely on memes to create fake trades. That guy from earlier is either a good troll or a perfect example of a casual.

>>63619827
Memes aside, McDavid was actually showing a quality 2 way game before he got hurt. He got hurt on the PK after all.
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Hongcouver blew a 3-0 lead? And nobody is saying anything?
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>>63619945
>cantpucks
Am i doing it right?
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>>63619945
Is anyone surprised?
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>>63618279
he got bullied the fuck out by Byfuglien
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>>63619945
>Canadian teams
>relevant
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>>63619944

>mcmeme showing 2 way game

Yeah agree 100%. he was really showing footspeed back into the defensive end and aggressive backchecking once he got there. Memes aside when he gets back onto the team he's still going to be very good because of his sense/awareness. He was never a power shooter or monster on the boards, and his brain hasn't been damaged. After seeing his press today, he looked very confident and cheerful, taking everything in stride. I don't really think that the injury is going to hold him back too much. He's still going to have good hands, great leg agility, and good vision.
I just didn't count him in my current (shitty) appraisal because he's not around right now.
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LMAO

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>canukek
c'est si beau :3
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>>63620041
I don't like Kane, but I also especially don't like Byfuglien. I think I'm just racist.

But Subban is all right. Duclair is awesome.
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>this road trip

What a crock of shit
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>>63620151

What'd you think about Grant Fuhr of George Laraque?
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When is the Central so based /hoc?
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>>63619705
He doesn't drive the net like Taylor "gotta go fast" Hall but is fast in his own right. Elite hands offensively and defensively, his biggest knock against him was his size but even now he's bulked up, now the biggest knock is that he plays for the Oilers. He's worth every shekel.
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>>63620182
Lord almighty I know that feel.
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>>63620224
Fuhr is #based

Laraque is all right I guess, although I'm not a fan of his politics.
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>>63616040
This is why i love being a panther fan!
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>>63620138
why does it say butt when they score a goal?
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>>63620305

Hall drives to the net like he's going to die on the way, he is WITNESS
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>>63620478
Because they are shitting on the opposition. Also grils are encouraged to show their butts when a goal is scored
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>no late games tonight

>only one tomorrow

they shouldn't let west coast teams go on the road at the same time
>>
this faggot has watched one game all year and he's trying to tell me the flyers are good. is this what its like to be a hockey fan in canada where you get retarded casuals talking like they know?

its like talking to a fat person about football
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>>63620624
Yep
>>
i like hockey

ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
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>>63620646
that sucks. at least you can find places online to talk about it with americans because everything nfl here just gets so flooded with retards and spammers there's no point
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>>63620528
Taylor "Kill em all" Hall
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>>63620739
>How bout dem Maple Leafs
WOOOOOOOOO PLAYOFFS
>But they're currently last
MIKE BABCOCK
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>>63620799
DUDE NYLANDER
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>he unironically believed the Jest were elite
>he unironically thought the Jest could make it out of the Central alive
Do you see? This is what happens when you meme too hard.
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>>63620226
>those chompers

Could eat corn through a picket fence
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>>63617539
>Exposed
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>>63617539
>Dallas hockey knowledge
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>I dont think the kings will win the cup again this even year
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What went wrong?

Are Sunbelt plebs BTFO?
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>>63620980
Why? Because of voynov?
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>>63621055
I'm too autistic to be btfo
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>>63620980
Why not? They seem pretty good rn desu
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Ducks finally get their first definitive win of the season...and it's against the canes...be lucky if they make playoffs this year?
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>>63621346
I'ts possible if they are less than 4 points out at murrican thanksgiving. It still requires them to get their shit together and have no foul ups.
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Are the Habs Elite now?
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>>63621491

Yeah, actually.
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>>63621491
>Beat the cantcups

Pick on a real team
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>>63621429
Which is exactly what they're known not to do...
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>>63621491
>surrendering 3/4 points to the >cantpucks
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>>63621617

>getting the W
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http://m.bradfordexchange.ca/products/113952001_vancouver-canucks-mens-ring.html

LELMAO
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>>63621346
Well they're 5-2-3 in their last 10 which isn't horrible, it's a bit disconcerting for them that they already have half the loses they did after 50 games last season though. Having the worst offense in the league isn't helping them much right now either. This road trip will be crucial.
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>>63621717
>the only ring they will ever get
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>>63621717
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>tampon gay
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>>63621717
>the legendary Vancouver Canucks
>legendary
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Larkin is the next Toews tbqh

His hockey IQ is genius level
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>2013
>Anderson is a fucking shitty goalie
>Lehner clearly outplaying him
>muh number 1
>Lehner falls to irrelevancy

>2015
>Anderson is a fucking shitty goalie
>memeburglar clearly outplaying him
>muh number 1
>???

It's going to happen again isn't it? Team fucking cancer
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>>63621717
Does it come with a make believe parade too?

>>63622054
Who is Larkin?
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>>63622054
He's meat and more meat kinda player
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>>63621937
MAD AT SANDWICHES
AD AT SANDWICHES
D AT SANDWICHES

AT SANDWICHES
T SANDWICHES

SANDWICHES
ANDWICHES
NDWICHES
DWICHES
WICHES
ICHES
CHES
HES
ES
S
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>>63622107
the next Toews, I already said it dipshit
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>Game 7 of Stanley Cup Finals
>In the third row
>Favorite team leads by 1 with 45 minutes left in the game
>Both goalies get injured
>Panic as they try to find a goaltender
>There's literally no one
>Yell put me in coach!
>They have no other options so they pick you
>You stop 50 out 50 shots, there's 18 seconds left on the clock
>You let in a softy
>It's okay, they'll just win it in overtime
>There's 10 seconds left on the clock
>You think there's a penalty being called so you run to the bench
>There's no penalty
>They walk in a score

What's your NHL dream?
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>>63621937
>>
Larkin = Toews
McDavid = Crosby
Eichel = ?
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