>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Middleweight Main Event
Vitor Belfort (24-11-0) vs. Dan Henderson (31-13-0)
Light Heavyweight
Glover Teixeira (23-4-0) vs. Patrick Cummins (8-2-0)
Bantamweight
Thomas Almeida (20-0-0) vs. Anthony Birchak (11-2-0)
Lightweight
Alex Oliveira (13-2-1) vs. Piotr Hallmann (15-4-0)
Lightweight
Gilbert Burns (10-0-0) vs. Rashid Magomedov (18-1-0)
Light Heavyweight
Corey Anderson 6-1-0) vs. Fábio Maldonado (22-8-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 2) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Lightweight
Abel Trujillo (12-6-0) vs. Gleison Tibau (32-11-0)
Lightweight
Yan Cabral (12-1-0) vs. Johnny Case (21-4-0)
Featherweight
Clay Guida (32-15-0) vs. Thiago Tavares (19-6-1)
Featherweight
Chas Skelly def Edimilson Souza via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass Prelims 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Welterweight
Viscardi Andrade def Gasan Umalatov via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
Bantamweight
Jimmie Rivera def Pedro Munhoz via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Bantamweight
Matheus Nicolau def Bruno Korea via rd 3 Submission(Guillotine)
1ST FOR SPOOKY SKELLY
4th for being the chicken now
Second for England
WHOS THE CHICKEN NOW?
>who is the chicken now?
what did he mean by this?
schaub is gay but hates farts
Skeletor blew out Kaiser Soze
>>63401628
he means niggers
1st for Schaub
2nd for Ronda btfo
3rd for ONNIT.com
>Anik denying Skelly a shout out
spooky skelly was my boxing coach before ufc hired him, im sad skelly lost :(
Pls don't die hendo ;-;
>>63401708
someone has to make memes out of Anik's face when
is Hendo one of the guys Rogan is talking about when he talks about guys who have brain damage
>>63401729
Skeltal won, m8
>>63401708
>>63401752
How do I achieve "Dragon Ball Jiu-Jitsu" mode guys?
what is heem eating tonight?
>>63401365
Ah good idea. The performance of the ufc.tv player is ridiculously bad sometimes, even on Windows and OS X.
Thankfully, UFC.TV's endpoint for m3u8 stream urls is quite straight forward. I've got a little python3 script I use to get the url for a fight video from the ufc.tv url.
http://pastebin.com/kz16bCd9
usage is just first run the login command (it doesn't save your login details, just the cookies), then you can run the m3u8 command to get the m3u8 for whatever page you desire.
Then you can do whatever you'd usually do with an m3u8, like pipe it to livestreamer or ffmpeg or directly into mpv
The script is just a proof of concept really, so you can use it as a basis for your own ufctv stream viewing and ripping desires.
What's going through your head right now, friends?
>>63401790
juice
I wanna fuck Julia's throat.
>>63401821
pussy
>>63401821
Didn't rest that steak long enough, senpai
>>63401790
Holy fuck he's filled with so much roids.
>>63401787
lmao i thought skelly was souza like a black skelly but equally spooky
>>63401788
>anik uses turn undead
>Clay Guida
Bum fights is still a thing?
>>63401843
Alpha brain
>>63401850
iktf
>>63401821
eggs and beer
>>63401843
My dick is going through your mum's head, m8
>>63401848
>tfw you have a huge dick but will never fuck any girl because you arn't "fit"
>>63401848
Is that Dorian Yates?
Girl is sexy as fuck btw
>>63401843
I need to get my drivers license
>>63401894
b-bunda
>>63401909
>not being fit
Cant feel bad for you senpai
>>63401821
>>63401909
>tfw fit and good looking but skinny 6 inch dick.
>>63401821
Based enchiladas. Cooked them and the green chili all day.
>>63401910
It is. She is his wife and a body builder.
Why are most fighters hunters?
>>63401990
Fuck, forgot my picture.
>>63401781
yes
did anyone put a cheely fiver on guida?
>You will never go on a hunting trip with Rogan and Hendo
>Clay Guida
I remember when he was an exciting fighter
>>63401909
Get in shape you lazy faggot
>>63401856
i did 10 before and after the sear but yeah it seems ur right. shits still perfect
>>63401973
That looks like prison food.
Didnt know clay guida was fighting tonight
Daily reminder guida was a win away from a title shot
>tfw fat but it doesn't fucking matter because I'm a cool dude, confident, don't spill spaghetti when I talk to girls, and an awesome bartender
Enjoy wasting your lives in the gym, fitfags. I'll be eating delicious food and fucking hot bitches and not giving a fuck.
>>63402045
>Reebux will never force you to eat wild game during recovery
W A N D E R E R
>>63401866
brazilians are fucking retarded, confirmed
>>63402022
most are wrestlers, most are blue collar/farmer class alpha male meat heads. hunting goes hand in hand.
>>63401909
i know that feel bro, if only it was socially acceptable to say that you had an impressive pecker when you first meet someone
>>63402050
Guida was only ever exciting when he was getting shitkicked. Same is still true, he's just gotten better at backpacking.
>>63402060
I am in shape
I just don't have a six pac and bulging muscles
Woman are so shallow
>>63402045
I'd be showing Rogan what to do. It'd be a pain in the ass. The guy has only gone on professionally guided hunts. He's not a hunter. No clue about what Henderson's capable of, but I'd take going out with him over Rogan's queer ass any day.
F A L L O U T
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>>63402045
hey i want to make weight, don't want those deer meat problems
>>63402116
Hey I heard you paid Ariani Celeste a bunch of money to shit on her chest
>>63402076
>not having genetics to eat whatever you want and maintain a 6 pack
>>63402163
Hey, gotta work with what nature gave me, bro.
>>63402065
Neither did the rest of the world. Nor did they care.
>all these drug adverts
Why?
Gotta-Go-Fast-Guida is the UFC's 11th ranked featherweight
>it's a clay and pray fight
wake me up in 30 minutes lads
How is Rogan going to top the last post fight interview with Rousey. Is he going to bow down and kiss her feet.
i hope Guida gets fucked up
>2015
>Guida is still relevant
This will be his last fight.
>>63402141
>The guy has only gone on professionally guided hunts
not anymore m8, the other day he was talking about going hunting by himself and Callen.
>>63402141
do you hunt or just shoot deer out of a stand in your backyard?
>>63402218
who
/burp/
here
>>63402201
i hope he jerks off on her toes then licks it up
>>63402135
So fuck an ugly woman when you're an ugly man, wtf is the problem
also
>no muscle
>high fat %
>in shape
pick at most two and even then it's iffy
Guida is such a mong
>>63402201
He's going to have a black man enter the cage, cum on her feet, and then he'll lick it up while crying (again)
>>63402240
he's beaten RDA and Pettis
>>63402201
Scream, then hand her a strap-on and then get on all fours
GUIDA TAPPY
Clay pls
fucking pls
>the city of Guida
get fucked Guida
>>63402260
Kill yourself my man.
FUCK YES
>not retiring
>the shitty of Clay Guida
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5TtKnaQ.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>63402201
well he'll probably tell holly how wrong he was and then bow down and kiss her toes. she'll probably forgive him 2bh
WTF THAT SOON
I BLINKED
what happen?
>Gotta-Go-Fast-Guida is the UFC's 11th ranked featherweight
HEEM TAPPY
BLOWN THE FUUUUUUCK OUT
>>63402260
Give your dad some money
Tell him to go buy more
Light up with him
so does guida retire now cuz he has been sucking
>>63402300
Gay Guida desu
HEEM RETIRING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63402260
Go talk to him. If he gives you lip heem him
GET REKT YOU HOMELESS CUNT
how many 193 promos will we see in the next 20 minutes?
>>63402200
SOMEONE WAKE ANON UP
can someone just webm that entire fight?
>wrestlefuckers
LMAO
LMAO GUIDA
poor guida, can't even stall with the rasslin' anymore
guess it's time to call it quits
Daily reminder he beat Anthony Pettis
thank god, Guida deserved that for all his boring fights
>>63402320
he's going to keep fighting until the wheels come off. he's got no back-up and he spent most of his career making shit money.
>>63402361
i..i meant 30 seconds
>>63402200
Hey man, wake up
that was a nice sub
>tfw your walkout is longer than your fight
>>63402260
sucks that your dad is a drug addict but you gotta stay above that
>spastic punches
>meme shifts
>stupid takedowns
>null defense
Is he a meme by now?
>>63402315
>not getting free Reebux for minimum effort
i parleyed tavares cummings and hendo what does heem think?
>>63402401
The nice sweep really sealed in the flavours
>It's a once in a life time Ronda promo
>Clay unironically has a win over Pettis
>>63402260
Roll it up, casually light it up in front of him, blow smoke in is face, and laugh
You fucked up on Hendo
>>63402433
He's been meme since KenFlo destroyed him
>>63402434
Cummins will wrestlfuck to a victory I believe. Hendo/Belfort is a toss up
>NINGUÉM ACREDITAVA QUE EU IA GANHAR ESSA PORRA
thankhu hyou tho ehvrebodhy
thiago is kinda right, a lot of people shat on him
Portuguese is such a disgusting language to listen to.
I want to watch the fights but my wife and her son are watching divegrass in the living room. I told them I'd DVR the soccer games if I coukd watch the fights but she said no and her son called me a faggot. What do, /sp/?
>all these jealous keks
not even a fan desu but guidas ufc career was alot longer than your favorite fighters
he also strangled gomi, and finished RDAd
from this point on i choose Brazilians to win every fight
>>63402505
>>63402488
that's what i thought but i wanted to go all underdogs if hendo doesnt get koed i see him winning
I HAVE BEST JIU JITZU
>I CAN SUBMIT ANYONE
>Implying
Come through to my gym
Holy shit, are all Brazilians retarded?
>>63402510
>EU SOU FAIXA PRETA DESDE OS 11 ANOS
His english sounds a lot like african english
>>63402534
mods are being faggots so youre probably getting b&
>>63402534
>my wife and her son
kek off
>>63402423
kys tbqh
And now in poortugeuese
Akajsjjsjsbdbfbfbdbdbdjdndnndndndndinho
>>63402534
when in doubt heem them out
>>63402287
>Pettis
>>63402386
>Pettis
God that fight was so bad. Guida's entire striking arsenal was shoulder strikes on the ground.
THIS IS THE GUY CHAD SAID WOULD DESTROY CONOR LMAO
>>63402534
Rape and murder her in front of him, then walk out of the house, set it on fire, and drive your car into a river.
Hue accents always make me laugh, they sound like a bunch of retards on helium.
>>63402534
Stop trying to homotouch your black stepson
The fuck did he say?
Im gonna start BJJ on monday what should i do?
More Ronda ads
Why did they get Roy to talk twice in a row?
>>63402604
Don't forget Maynard vs Guida, 25 minutes of spastic convulsions and circling
>keeping the bad guys in check
k murica
>what's he gonna do when he gets inside my guard
j-just like /heem/
thank you for everything y'know what I'm sayin
>>63401563
this johnny hendricks spaghetti holy shit can he not talk like he's retarded
>>63402642
Not quit
>thank you for keeping the bad guys in check
>>63402651
Saw that fight at a bar. Fucking rediculous. Crocop/Mir status
>>63402666
>thank you for uh
>uh
>uh for everything
>>63402651
I loved how pissed off Maynard got in that fight
>>63402674
He had an unchewed bite of hamburger in his mouth
Fun fact: Out of Tavares' last 5 fights, 4 of them have had Hendo or Vitor on the card, including the last time Hendo and Vitor met in the cage.
>>63402642
Practice constantly. Preferably on Miguel, the leader of your favela.
>>63402642
buy some knee braces and antibacterial wipes
any one else just hear their phone ring?
>>63402666
Americans are this stupid. Kill dem terrorist fuck Syria fuck Russia we the best we the good guys.
>>63401821
had some garlic and herb chicken with noodles and loads of sweet chilli sauce
>They're still making more Assassin's creed games.
>>63402711
Tavares also looks like a mini Vitor
>>63401821
Way overcooked famm
>Americans don't realise they are the bad guys
>>63402642
take care of your skin and work hard. Good luck on your journey, bro. I love you.
>>63402718
>miguel
>confusing Mexico and Brazil
kys tbqhwyf
>>63402642
first of all, don't call it BJJ, that's some filthy american denomination
second of all, don't go to anything with 'gracie' on its name
third, don't buy a gi in your first class, 90% of the people don't come for the second class...
fourth, you won't probably touch another person in the first classes, you'll stretch and roll alone on the floor
fifth, don't be a beta
sixth, don't be an alpha
>>63402718
>Preferably on Maykinho Sheik da Cidade Alta
Fix'd
>>63402584
calm down and have some drinks and smoke a bowl my white friend it's not making you dumber
>>63402743
I remember that's all Goldie kept saying during the Roller fight
>>63402770
Ok, Miguel.
>>63402312
>>63402621
He still needs to watch the fight m8
i miss sponsor shorts so much, always feels like im watching shitty tuf fights now
WHO /CASE/ HERE?
>>63402795
i'm sure that name is more common in the filthy beaner filled shithole you live in tbqf
is it allowed to post this
>>63402849
>I don't like their outfits. They're not cute at all
>>63402859
I got Case by nutcracker into uppercut/shadow kick combo
>>63402869
brazil aint that pretty mane
>>63402676
i won't
>>63402718
2 times a week
>>63402719
nobody use this here
>>63402762
whhat my skin has to do with jiu-jitsu?
should i drink more water?
>>63402770
that's very good advice.
thanks to everyone.
>>63402869
>filthy beaner filled shithole
The irony of that accusation is palpable, Miguel.
anyone have a webm of maldonado getting heemd by stipe?
>>63402878
Thank you! Guys always had totally cute little outfits before! Now they just look the same. It's so lame!
>>63402859
me, after he murdered that nip in with that ridiculous gulliotine
>>63402869
Your entire country is literally beaners and niggers, bro.....
>>63402908
They mean to wash up and keep your skin clean. Don't want staph m8
>>63402938
your too
>>63402916
My only webm of maldo is one that will bring a smile to your face
>>63402877
>>63402942
that's a man nipple.
>>63402942
kill urself
>>63402948
>not exposing yourself to staph and slowly building an immunity to it so in your fights you always win, even if it's a couple weeks later when your opponent dies in a hospital bed
>>63402869
>filthy beaner filled shithole you live in tbqf
Oh Brazil, you're so fucking retarded.
Pic related, he is known as the protean, because tiny hues gestate in his arms and neck and crawl out as fully formed little howler monkeys. All ready to hue and fling shit at everything in sight.
Can /heem/ come up with better nicknames for Johnny "Hollywood" Case?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_on_Fox:_dos_Anjos_vs._Cerrone_2
any one else going to this in person? im thinking the $50 cheap seats should be decent enough
>Saku mentioned
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>63402243
rousey is all beef no tits now
>>63403007
is that considered attractive in brazil?
>people are unironically watching this card
http://youtu.be/rxeFBVh9jc0
>>63403007
>pakistan
>trying to talk shit on Huezil
>>63402938
tbch american niggers are the worst
Surely Floyd Mayweather is the most dominant athlete in sports.
>>63403062
>Lownited Tests of America
>>63403021
Johnny "Whats in the" Case
>>63403081
yeah but he's not a woman
Refreshing!
>tfw this meme card
>>63403076
Are you retarded? I would literally rather dress in a klan hood and walk through Harlem with a burning cross in the middle of the night than walk into a favela with a police escort
>>63403070
Fuck off you argie tosser, go cry about getting rekt by us somewhere else.
>>63403069
>you are stupid because you watch more fights than casuals
Luke Thomas is truly the cancer that's killing /heem/
>>63403120
hope he's gonna mop that up tbf
the fights have been pretty entertaining for a meme card
>>63402938
>Your entire country
this is where you are wrong
it's a huge heterogeneous continental country with different cultures and expectations.
educate yourself, we have paradise tier islands not 100km from my home and the only niggers in a 50km radius are contained in a couple of blocks away from everybody else.
>beaner
i'm positive the indian gene in here is is less than 00,1% of the population
>>63403021
Johnny "Open and Shut" Case
>>63403081
You tend to look dominant in rigged fights
>>63403007
>this desperate to suck yankee cock
you ARE the ultimate c u c k, ahmed
>>63403142
That's retarded, niggerviles in your country haves similar murder rates to favelas.
>>63403021
'basket'
>>63403164
Was making the airbrushing very noticable part of the plan?
>>63403167
Try harder:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Brazil
Mixed is still nigger and beaner.
Johnny based case
>>63402023
based
>>63403171
did the chael ever manage to impregnate his wife?
>>63403218
>links a wikipedia article in english
OH NO, YOU DEFEATED ME, BRO
>>63403207
Shit tier bait Tbh. A quick google search will dispel the propaganda your brazilian kuck overlords have been feeding you. Stay mad and stay brown.
>>63403151
have you cutted the head of some whitey yet?
It's one of the most important british traditions
>>63403204
Fuck off, your country's flag looks like the back of a cheap playing card.
>>63403204
who you callin yankee boy?
>>63403069
I;m confused he has a beard yet looks soft like a woman??
>>63403215
I like how even with the airbrushing and professional makeup, she's still 5/10 at the most
pretty slick fight so far
Aww, look at all the brownies trying to be white ITT. So adorbz.
>>63403265
>have you cutted the head of some whitey yet?
I always knew Argies were retarded.
Stay mad, not even the penguins on the Falklands want to be part of your shitty country.
Cabral with the ground game, damn
>>63403021
Johnny "Cold" Case
Grabbing your own dick seems like a pretty strong bit of sub defence
suddenly this is /pol/
my stream fucked up for a bit, who won first round?
>shitholes fighting whose less of a shit hole
im keking hard right now
>>63402642
slam triangle chokes
>>63403316
>not even the penguins on the Falklands want to be part of your shitty country.
Kek. Argenbrownia #rekt
Anyone know if Rogan is doing a fight companion tonight?
>>63402751
>way
nigga that is medium rare as u can get just cuz u like it blue doesnt mean its way overcooked
>>63403347
Cabral
does that hue have a bruise tatoooed over his liver?
