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starts at 11 FUCKING PM DUE TO MUH POPPIES
>RUNNING ORDER
Sto/Che, Lei/Wat, ManU/WBA, Bou/New, Sun/Sou, Nor/Swa, WHU/Eve
>mouyes
>poolis
>eddie meme
> Chelsea on first
CHAT
>mouyes
>>63391632
stoke match meh
leicester match meh
man united match, typical boring united
bournemouth meh
sunderland meh
norwich meh
westham meh
most boring episode of motd confirmed
>Lelsea
>>63391632
so midnight here
lads why do club twitter accounts put an image every time their team scores
seems pretty silly
>>63391647
SHIT
CHEL SHIT
GET SACKED
Why can't they have the poppy stuff on at 4am tomorrow morning for the sad cunts who actually watch that shit?
>>63391857
Or 2 hours 50 minutes after my post if anyone else is wondering.
james mcclean confirmed for MOTD thread starter
>>63392271
A lot of people are sick to death with the overabundance of the Remembrance stuff.
Is Begovic shit?
I know the Chelsea defense isn't great but could a better keep help at all?
>>63392658
what happened to courtwas?
did they sell him back to athletico?
>Hart - "I might never catch the ball but I'll always make that leap of faith"
>Kompany - "I need to be strong.....for my team" - Kompany on the night of City's historic FA Cup win, his baby daughter had died 2 hours earlier
>Kolarov - "I stare into the eyes of every player I tackle, I have yet to meet one who didn't flinch"
>Otemendi & Roberts - "The war only stopped when the football started" - on their recollections of the Falklands War
>Sagna - "When I arrived here my living arrangements had not been completed but I was allowed to sleep at the stadium by Galassi, I have never fallen asleep so quickly in my life, that was when I knew I was home"
>Zabaleta - "Even in the darkest of failures, a man can sleep. But for the man who fails to give his all, his mind cannot rest. Ever"
>Demichelis - "When you give 100% you play with fire, you might destroy your opponents or you might get burned"
>Fernando - "Everyone at the Etihad is my brother, everyone" - Fernando on his Afro-Brazilian-Nationalist past
>Toure - "When I was at Olimpiacos I was a nigger, when I was at Barcelona I was a proud black man but at Manchester City I am simply Yaya"
>David Silva - "I love women, I love football, but if I had to choose, I'd die a virgin"
>Mangala - "Ooogu, boogu, bingo, bongo......sorry, were you expecting something else?"
>Richard Wright - "It's sad that the fans will never know just how much we love them"
>Fernandinho - "As long as a man has two feet to kick a football, he'll never be poor"
>>63392688
he got a big injury early this season
Somebody hold me and tell me Chelsea won't be relegated
probably the most season defining injury this year
maybe he would have saved them 10-15 points
>>63392695
>Delph - "I didn't leave Villa cheaply, most players would pay to play for City"
>Clichy - "Born with this skin I was always told I was cursed, if that was true then this Manchester City shirt was the answer to my benediction"
>Bony - "They say slavery is dead but at Swansea I was just that, a slave dreaming off death. Manchester City FC doesn't "buy" players, it frees them and unleashes their potential"
>Sterling - "As a kid in Jamaica I dreamed of being the next Usain Bolt. As a teenager in England I dreamed of being the next David Beckham. When I arrived at the Etihad, I realised I was the first Raheem Sterling.
>De Bryne - "I was shocked when I heard MCFC had paid £55m for me, I told Shiek Mansour that it was too much, I wasn't worth such a stupendous fee. That charming man though just grinned, looked me in the eyes and declared "Are you kidding, Kevin? Don't you know Manchester City players are priceless."
>Navas - "Faster, faster, faster, it's all I ever think about, one of these days I travel through time"
>Nasri - "I am happy to take on all the abuse from the supporters because it means my teammates don't have to"
>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11
>Aguero - "The greatest moment of my life" - Aguero claiming that scoring the winning goals against QPR were more important to him than the birth his child and his wedding
>Pellegrini - "Not every parents child can become an engineer but I am proud of my children nonetheless, they represented their father with passion and I know they tried their best to live up to my expectations" On his sides loss to Barcelona, referencing his son who killed himself after failing to get into Engineering school
>moyes vs >mouyes after 12 games
>moyes had 21 points, >mouyes has 11
>mouyes is literally twice as worse than >moyes
>>63392730
'no'
>>63392730
You're shit but you're not as shit as Sunderland, Bournemouth and Villa.
>Putting a 1-0 bottom of the table match first in the order
fucking eat it up you cunts, hope lineker gets banged
>>63392730
Sunderland are abysmal
Villa are going to die
Eddie Meme's Relegation Machine can't score without a pacey black man
>>63392755
Last week it was Sunderland, Newcastle and Villa. What if Mememouth gets good?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2586959-jose-mourinho-reportedly-eyes-manchester-united-job-amid-louis-van-gaal-rumours
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is keen to replace Louis van Gaal at Manchester United next summer, as the Glazer family, who own the Red Devils, are reportedly not fully satisfied with the Dutchman's management of the club.
Those sensational claims have been made by Le10 Sport (h/t Sport Witness' Tom Coast and Metro's Will Giles), with the French news outlet believing the Special One still hasn't gotten over being passed on as Sir Alex Ferguson's replacement in favour of David Moyes.
Per the Daily Star's Luke Gardener, citing the Le10 Sport piece, the Glazers might be interested in Mourinho's services, while the manager is very keen on the United job.
Mourinho's job security with the Blues is at an all-time low after a dismal start to the 2015-16 campaign, with criticism over his behaviour and performances coming from seemingly every angle. Former Chelsea striker Chris Sutton was one of many to take a shot at Mourinho, speaking to BBC 5 Live Sport (h/t BBC Sport):
While it is true a big portion of the Manchester United fanbase aren’t 100% happy with Louis Van Gaal’s football, there has been an improvement when it comes to results. Van Gaal is also facing criticism for United's dreadful scoring form of late, which has led to plenty of jeers from the fans recently.
>Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
>BREAKING: Steward at Stoke makes complaint to referee accusing Chelsea's Diego Costa of assault. #SSNHQ
#headsgone
>>63392747
Moyes actually seemed to look like turning it around after a rocky start. Then he lost two in a row to Everton and Newcastle (both at home) then put together another little run of wins.
It was really at the start of the new year where everything went completely shit for him. Got knocked out of both cups against Swansea and Sunderland, pretty much lost every other league game, almost knocked out by Olympiakos.
That said, it's no way near as bad as Mourinho right now. Moyes was in his first year in charge of a United squad that had lots of cracks plastered over. Whereas this is Mourinho's 3rd year in charge at Chelsea with the team he created and won the league with ease.
I genuinely don't know how the fuck Chelsea can look so shit now. It's incredible, everyone was predicting they'd win the league with ease this season.
>>63392821
>BREAKING: Chelsea spokesman says allegation of assault by Costa "is utter nonsense"
lel
>>63392856
Tbh Moyes got a lot of underserved shit, I blame the players and not him for the bad results.
>>63392807
>bleacherreport
kill yourself
>>63392918
True. Mourinho doesn't help himself one bit, constantly moaning to the media and talking about Wenger every other week.
>>63392821
https://vine.co/v/eL9KWAw0BM5
I hate Chelsea but that steward is chatting shit.
>>63392856
moyes needed more time imo
Pete O'Rourke @SportsPeteO
Liverpool have agreed to sign Alexandre Pato in January, according to Corinthians president Roberto de Andrade. #LFC
JUST
>>63393012
CHAT
>you now remember chelsea fans boasting about selling de bruyne, lukaku, luiz and mata
>you now realise they spent that profit on utter shit like cuadrado, pedro, salah and remy
>>63393012
>mfw another site says he's a Man Utd. target
>Chelshit
Just give us the title already
>>63393012
>PATO
>2015
N O P E
>>63393038
>salah
he's goat
what are you talking about?
>>63393066
I agree lets just give Arsenal the title already
>>63393038
>salah
He's not shit m8
>>63393038
tbf with the luiz money they bought fabregas and costa, which won them the league
>>63393012
lmao he's fucking terrible
>>63392949
Aye. Maybe it's because I'm drunk but I didn't like Mourinho's second stint. The shit results would be easier to take if it wasn't for Mourinho, between his "youth will get a chance" (I don't care about the kids, but don't say they'll play if you don't plan to), his ref conspiracy which did nothing but hurt Chelsea, the stupid shit he did (carneiro, getting sent off) and the weird choices ( though I heard Baba was raped today so maybe I can't blame him for playing Brani).
I mean, probably it's because I think he's the best manager in the world and he should win the league every year but fuck, unless Chelsea wins the CL this season I can't say I consider this 3 years as a net positiive (also because I 100% believe Chelsea should have won the league in 2013-14 and it was an amazing chance wasted for the sake of Torres and Eto'o).
>>63393085
>>63393104
he was shite at chelsea lads
>>63393107
fabregas was good for like half a season and costa is nothing special
>>63393132
that half season where fabregas and costa shone gave them the lead and the confidence to grind out results in the second half
>>63393091
>Arseshite
>>63393012
Literally why
>>63393100
Christ, this shite defending. What do they do in training?
>>63393191
anyone else cringe at these city "fans" forcing their memes
>le specialist man
>>63393227
Cant handle the banter?
>>63393132
Mou can't play anyone to their strengths, they play his exact way or fuck off
>>63393178
it helped that everyone else was shit to be fair
I know people say this a lot about those kinds of champions but the other challengers were really really shit. city got close but completely fell apart after new years
>>63393227
it's literally one guy
>>63393272
yeah that too
it says a lot that people were talking up arsenal as potential title challengers near the end, and they never got close
>>63393300
I thought it was the usual "Arsenal will win the league next season" thing and no one really believed it.
WEAR THE POPPY YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE PIKEY CUNT.
>>63393319
nah, i remember pundits interviewing arsenal players asking them about if they could catch up to chelsea
probably to eek out a sense of excitement in what was clearly a one horse race
>>63393333
muh poppies
muh remembrance
fuck off, you know fuck all.
>>63393399
>PIKEYS
>>63393375
Oh yeah, I remember people hyping Arsenal and ignoring City despite City finishing higher.
>>63393333
>>63392746
>no one cares about my updates
Are they really that bad?
>>63393333
he looks like a scummy fucker
>>63393420
you genuinely don't know how it feels. you're just a memeing cunt that knows nothing.
>>63393422
How can it be considered a crime against humanity when the irish arent human?
>>63393421
tbf city looked absolutely woeful at one point, but got their shit together near the end while arsenal faded when henry criticised giroud and his goals dried up
don't see why people get annoyed about james mclean not wearing a poppy
why the fuck would you expect the irish to? it's bullshit
What do you think his mental age is?
Watford and Norwich must be thinking this league is way easier than everyone made out
>>63393486
he works in the UK
if he doesn't like it he can FUCK OFF
>>63393422
>blow up civilians
>cry when it happens to you
lol fuck off paddies, we should've nuked you potatoniggers
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34757551
Costa accused of assault
>mouyes
>>63393333
Why does he play in this country then?
>>63393497
the same as the amount of goals he's scored this season
>>63393497
Dont get this tweet, what is shapoppi?
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>63393537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjazkgtcrms
>>63393506
>>63393525
lol IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GEET OUT
You goys sound like the redneck trash here
>>63393497
https://twitter.com/waynerooney/status/61593468186791936
>international break
>>63393522
I want this season to end.
>>63393497
Retards is the only thing I can't get edgy about, dunno why.
>>63391939
GET
>>63393522
>alleged to have made contact with the steward's foot
I don't think it's assault unless he denied a clear stewarding opportunity
>>63393573
If I went to America and didn't blow something up on Independence day because some British people got killed would you like it?
STILL SCRATCHING AROUND IN THE SAME OLD CLOTHES
>>63393561
wow that is shit
If you compare the fixtures that Chelsea so far this season to the ones they played last season, Chelsea are 13 points worse off this season
state your name cuz
SAY
MY
NAME
Someone explain the chat shit get banged meme to me. What was he on about?
>>63393615
Yes, no one would give a fuck. The fact that people are pissed at this dude just goes to show how stupid the general public are, same thing goes on here. I just didn't think the Brits went on about muh soldiers nearly as our retards do.
>>63393723
You've been hogwashed, Cleetus.
>>63393723
Anyone on the BBC is forced to wear one it's fucking comical
>>63393723
as much*
i dont wear poppies desu
my great grandad lost his leg in WWII and couldnt work, but didnt get a penny from those cunts
>>63393788
>believing in charities
That was your grandfathers first mistake.
>>63393721
People that grew up using reddit are used to long reply chains of people repeating the same 'funny' sentences over and over again
These people have now come to 4chan so they're only going with what they know and then you've got the younger kids here copying them to fit in
>>63393815
point is the poppy fund is supposed to go towards soldiers, but it hasnt done anything for my family so fuck them
>>63393481
More interested in that Siri picture desu
>>63393846
And this is why the military sucks in general esp with modern wars where they send you off to a pointless war to fight MUH TERRORISM and then when you come back injured they just kick you out onto the street and wish you good luck
>>63393761
Same shit here, sad how much liberty is slowly being rescinded. It's like being kicked to death by rabbits.
>>63393561
Shipoopi hahahah
did rui faria or any other chelsea guy not do a post match interview?
>>63392746
>>63392695
GIVE ME A (YOU)
>arsenal lost to chelsea this season
kek
>>63394057
>the only other teams to lose to chelsea are west brom and villa
>arselel
is it on late?
>>63392881
>BREAKING: Mou a shit
>>63394057
>>63394080
>tfw we'd be on top of the league if it wasn't for that bullshit sending off of gabriel instead of costa
>>63394080
If you include all competitions, then Walsall, Maccabi Tel-Aviv and Dinamo Kiev have lost to them as well.
>the west midlands in charge of beating lelsea
>>63394125
Yeah yeah yeah the whole world is against you, back to your containment please
>>63394080
>Chelsea have literally won 3 Premier League games
top lol
>>63394057
>>63394080
>arsenal got refballed at chelsea
>wenger didn't whine and cry about a 'conspiracy' like a crybaby bitch
>>63394126
>Walsall, Maccabi Tel-Aviv and Dinamo Kiev
LITERALLY WHO
>arselel
> Marko Arnautovic scored his first league goal at the Britannia Stadium since May 2014 (v Fulham).
wow. fucking lel
Wore a white poppy in support of based Corbyn.
Also how big of a c-uck is Kun?
>>63394201
he was still mous bitch though, bitch
I just wanted Everton to win.
I'm just glad they didn't lose.
>>63394245
Why?
kek
>>63394235
Fuck off
He is the ideal role model to all young players
>always giving 120%
>inspires others
>good boy on and off the pitch
>>63394261
Bc they are my favorite team senpai duh
>>63394240
>ref wins it for him
>still give maureen credit
I suppose that is the only kind of 'win' he can get these days
>16th (sixteenth) place
>>63394296
Chelsea have one of the more embarrassing twitter accounts.
>>63394315
He's also an Argie.
>>63394315
>dies all the time
What an inspiring role model.
>>63394343
Their post match reports are always ridiculous too.
>>63394342
>arse flustered
>>63394235
>supports Comrade Corbachev
>calling others a c-uck
wew lad
>>63394363
>BREAKING: Sky Sources: Stoke & Chelsea resolve dispute after allegation of assault made against Diego Costa by a steward.
Well that was short lived. There was absolutely nothing in it, I bet Stoke told that steward to stop being an attention seeking twat.
>>63393588
AYYED
>>63394420
Welcome to Sky my friend
>>63394366
>Irish Zenit fan shilling for Chelshit
How many shekels/potatoes is Roman paying you per post?
>>63394405
>people are paid to write shite like this
>The first major incident of the second half was a forearm smash into the jumping Nemanja Matic from guess who? Charlie Adam; with guess what outcome? Words from the ref but no yellow card.
Chelseas website is just embarrassing
>>63394405
I agree that challenge was totally unacceptable it's the reason Matic had to go off at half time Adam should never be allowed near a football field again
>>63394405
Pretty much sums up their reports.
>all decisions against Chelsea are refball
>all the opposing team's players are murderous baby rapists
I'd tell you guys to take back Hyypiä, but this is too fucking funny.
>still winless
>behind Vaduz and a team managed by Zeman
>>63394590
alright swissbro, why are pretty much all the decent swiss teams from the part of the country that primarily speaks German? At least that was the impression I got when I visited
discuss
>>63392918
>I blame the players and not him for the bad results.
Why AVB didn't work out at chelsea
>MOTD on at 11pm
>>63394703
> Hodgson will start Rooney centre and play Vardy out wide
>>63394778
more time to get drunk senpai
>>63394692
Sion is in the French part. Well technically it's bilingual.
The French side's football clubs reflect the French side in general, in that they're really shit with money. Servette used to be up in the top league, then they went bankrupt twice within a decade, and just recently got forcibly relegated to the third division.
>>63394296
>>63394343
Nearly as bad as Charlton
what's this 'chatting shit' meme lads
just got in
>>63394848
It's because the meme that is Vardy won't die
>>63394829
Wasn't actually expecting a proper answer, cheers desu senpai
no wonder I had to search into the third and fourth divisions on FM to find a team near my mate then
>>63394848
CHAT
>>63394848
Vardy tweeted it in his days before professional football when he attacked someone for abusing his blind mate.
* I Think
![220px-Leicester_City_crest.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mGtley7.png "220px-Leicester_City_crest.svg[1].png")
who can stop Us?
>>63394942
decent teams
>>63394816
>Hodgson will ... play Vardy
>>63394942
man utd
>>63394942
finances
>>63394897
It's actually kind of ridiculous how many have gone bankrupt and had to start anew in the past few decades. Lausanne, Xamax, Servette, Le Mont would have been refused a first league licence had they ended up on the promotion spot last season.
Italian clubs too. FC Lugano went bankrupt, and came back as AC Lugano, then changed back to FC after they got bought out. AC Bellinzona were recently relegated after declaring bankruptcy.
>>63395024
Good luck with that
>>63394816
Rooney could go the rest of the season playing the way he's playing and not scoring another goal and he would still be England's starting centre forward
>Wolfie getting bantered this hard
>>63394942
What part of Leicestershire you from?
why do people say nawt?
>>63392658
Dont think so, maybe makes the defence more confident but begovic is a top keeper.
>>63395075
Stop being mean
>>63395075
Leave Vardy to me
>>63395239
Sure thing mick
Knock Knock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTin-eTnkOM
Is this the most American video ever? There's just something so incredibly American about it in tone.
>>63395342
who's there
>>63395369
>this is what americans "jocks" look like
Nah, fair play to them, got a giggle out of me.
>>63395369
nah this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlotdBbCSwU
This british legion shit is getting tiring
>>63395493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
>>63395239
Literally who
>>63394835
Kek, imagine this is your job
>>63395369
I'm 30 seconds in and I can't find the second video that is obviously playing out of time in another tab
>>63395543
oh yeah that's the one
>motd on at 11 fucking post meridiem
Fuck this shit, I'm away to bed.
>>63395545
vardy is that guy who players for leicester mate
>>63395576
Sleep tight, wagekek
>>63395501
I'm fine doing a minute's silence and all the stuff that will happen tomorrow. I think it's good to remember the loss of war, even though the world looks like it's going to enter another world war. However, the fact that this shit goes on for 2 weeks with militant retards and them being blindly patriotic is fucking annoying. Goes against the entire point of Remembrance Day.
>WWI was a mistake
>>63395369
Speaking of American, the failed American pilot of Peep Show leaked the other day and I have to say it's so bad it's almost like an act of terrorism.
>I will never impregnate Kelly Kates
>>63395689
oh god theres an american peep show?
>>63395723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yredc3ayOE
I warned you mate.
>>63395684
someone really needs to photoshop a fedora onto his head
>>63395740
You can't photoshop a video, dude
>>63395740
they did there's a webm somewhere
>>63395739
hey it's the guy off the big bang theory
>>63395739
>they don't even do the camera right
lol fuck this
>>63395769
this
we're not nasa ffs
>arsenal have never won the champions league
wew
>>63395740
theres was one floating about, so perfect
>>63395704
iktf m8, she's so lovely
>>63395739
no way this is real please tell me this is a piss take of some sort
>>63395782
And I Know What You Did Last Summer.
The BBC really do hate West Ham and Everton for some reason
>>63395900
>cockney cunts
>scouse cunts
I wonder why.
This poppy stuff always over runs MOTD won't be on till 11:30
>>63395900
>bbc
>phil mcnulty
>hates everton
kek
Shaqiri was fucking quality today
>>63395951
My mother was laughing at how small he is, bit mean tbch.
>>63395926
I feel sorry for the manager who's stopping at the ground just to do the interview. I suppose it's more overtime money for the tea lady though
>>63395871
It's seriously real. We can only thank fuck it wasn't picked up for a full series.
Vardy has scored 37 goals in 118 matches for Leicester City. 70 of those matches were at Championship level.
You are everything wrong with football if you don't realise that this is only a hot streak, and Vardy is nothing special.
>>63395650
Same, there was a perfect minutes silence today at bramall lane, which is great, but i don't need to watch soldiers march around on tele for an hour
>remembering those who have died in wars for Jews
No thanks
>>63395975
yeah ur mum laughed at how small i am aswell m8 kek.wait
>>63396001
>hot streak
he's an icy hot stunta atm tbqh familia
![12193544_905102482968347_3092075034095821836_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3LSN5Gz.jpg "12193544_905102482968347_3092075034095821836_n[1].jpg")
please post in my thread
>>63395831
>>63395831
>>63396001
see
>>63394703
>shite first season
>gets used to league and suddenly rips it up
>>63395689
>>63395723
>>63395739
I haven't even clicked embed yet and I know for a fact this cannot work out well
How is mouyes still not sacked
>>63396085
if you want to die I'd give it a watch mate
>>63396067
It's british,, Jeremy corbem wants to hand it over,, TRAITOR!!!
>>63396091
how are you still not in jail
>>63395975
He is a giga manlet to be fair. Looked like Bilbo Baggins when he was younger.
>>63396091
lol wtf
>>63395689
It's a fucking declaration of war on our culture
>>63396091
How could anyone get off to this?
Makes my balls retract all the way up desu
>>63396125
>Shaqiri at 16.jpg
>>63396067
I think you'll find its Argentinian territory. Sorry to burst you bubble guys.
This is the big one lads
Think carefully
http://strawpoll.me/5948151
>>63396154
This.
>>63391632
>Mouyes first
Thanks for not wasting my time.
>>63396125
Jesus, that pics only from 2013?
fucking manlets!!
I am fucking sick of niggers in this country
>>63396001
This is only his 4th season in professional football.
>>63396178
I find the peanuts they use are never of a high enough quality unless you get some expensive shit. Raisins are always good.
>>63396139
kek
>>63396113
Nice use of commas, looks like your typical daily mail comment
>>63396215
best gimmick on /sp/ right here chaps
>>63396178
raisins are fucking delicious even without chocolate
peanuts have literally zero flavour, they have to be salted to make them edible
>>63396233
Great point. Having some lidl raisins now & theyre great
>God
He isn't real
>>63396215
I'm sick of you attracting retards
>>63396139
Apparently this is Shaqiri at 16. It actually looks like he's gotten shorter over the last few years.
>>63396264
Xhe is real tho
>>63396215
>Aston Villa
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CYniP5u.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
>>63396244
Did someone mention the
D A I L Y M A I L
>>63393333
Good guy, FUCK BRITS!
>>63396266
W-We're normies la, I swear I am
>The Queen and the Royal family
Biggest Welfare scum in the country
>>63396267
Getting whamp doesn't help.
>>63396291
WHAT
20 mins to fap
Who shoul I choose?
