/cric/ legends playing a meme20 match at Citi Field. Indian bitch raping the US anthem.
Starts in about 10 minutes or some shit.
>Swann already too scared to play
Tendulkar duck pls
>That fucking pitch
JUST
Where is Ganguly?
>Toss War
sachin on strike....here we go
>>63387479
i wish it was fist fight :^)
>>63387479
wtf
Will Lara get a half century?
Let me know if anything meme happens so I can make a webm of it. Off to watch some weebshit for a while.
Wish there was a speed gun
>crowd this loud for cricket
not bad tbqh
>yfw Americans in the crowd probably think all the Indians are Muslims
>that fucking outfield
Not many fours happening today, m8s
all this player mic shit...disgusting
>>63387617
It doesn't even work kek.
>being named shwag
ayy
>Wicket Keeper standing in a sand pit
>>63387587
who gives a shit
>>63387661
Americans do, 9/11 happened in NY, have some fucking respect you Koala fucking faggot.
give a stream lads.
could a young Gayle play in MLB?
>>63387690
>implying we didn't deserve 9/11
>implying the Sandyhook Shooting was real
brown people are the best thing to happen to this country since white people ruined it
>>633876>>63387692
starsports is streaming
no idea what's going on
but I'm really big and very strong
>all these Desi folks
>>63387733
Thanks BSA
i thought some of these guys were dead Tbh
>>63387772
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
is consistent cricket in the US impossible? Hell I'd even watch our dogshit national teams if they showed them anywhere
How many runs do they score in an average game? How many home runs do they hit in an average game? Does the differently shaped stadium have a negative affect on play?
Gib stream pls
>>63387851
watchespn
>not a single ameriburger is sight
>>63387802
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
unbelievable
>>63387851
read the thread, fellow BSA
why do some people have kits with sponsors on the front while others don't?
>>63387835
200 runs, 10 home runs if that what u call them.
>>63387876
Everybody is watching college football, some of us ameribergers are watching on watchespn im sure
>>63387876
there is football on right now f am
>>63387802
cricweeb you better be a regular wp donator you bastard
>>63387835
>How many runs do they score in an average game?
For this format of the game, 140-160 runs is good.
>How many home runs do they hit in an average game?
If the ball goes all the way, it's called a 6. There's quite a lot in domestic cricket but there won't be too many here cause the players are old.
> Does the differently shaped stadium have a negative affect on play?
Yeah, they will hit more boundaries in some areas than others.
>>63387887
Only some are worthy of sponsors
Why did Taufel retire?
HOME RUN IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 6th
Jesus, this pitch is smaller than a Poo Peeland pitch
>>63387906
>average game
>200 runs
'no'
I honestly like the boreball stadiums for meme paddle, sure it's not a proper cricket ground but it makes it so meme and different
>>63387964
You mean the ground? Because the pitch has a standard size.
WALLOPS
>>63387947
>There's quite a lot in domestic cricket but there won't be too many here cause the players are old.
>the federated island states of you
>>63388004
yea, my b, indian man
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I have no idea whats going on but its pretty cool
>>63387973
on a meme ground like this
>Walsh is bowling slower than my gran
sehwag pls my boner
>>63387973
rr 10.95
Lara when?
The field is shaped so weirdly, Also, how'd they ake a pitch there?
Literally WHAT is the point of this series?
payday for sehwag.
imma gonna make some dolla
I'm hard
Warne looks pretty trim tbqhwylag
>>63388101
Shekels
ICC should stop pretending that they care about cricket.
>>63388035
There's two more matches to come. The baseball fields are quite small so there matches are going to be quite entertaining.
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>warne purposely dropping it short for memes
>>63388097
>how'd they ake a pitch there?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/938207.html
Calling Tendulkar the greatest batsmen triggers me to no end.
>Tendulkar
Btfo
Nice catch by Kallis desu
>>63388151
> greatest
money can buy
priceless.
hello where are memes
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>>63388151
everytime I see a wicket it reminds me of the Billy Birmingham mimicing the announcers and saying 'Gotteem! Fuck off, you're gone, brilliant bowling by Warne'
>>63388209
good post
Based Warriors
Le glasses man being GOAT
Based Glasses Man at it again
>>63388188
>this match is more than meme enough desu
Le Glasses Man bringing the meme
GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES
GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES
DEBACLE
LARA
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nice meme
>Lara isn't the GOAT
It's funny how Vettori isn't really in the top tier, but because he only just recently stopped playing he looks good against Lara.
Would love to see Starc bowling
hello where is the stream :D
>selecting VVS for meme20 match
>>63388362
>Vettori isn't really in the top tier
just stop posting
>>63388362
At the mcc match ajmal played and rekt everyone, starc would do the same.
>>63388362
>Vettori
>Not top tier
>I dislike t20
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Who /Warne'sWarriors/ here?
Lara looks overrated to be honest with you lads
>LELRA
Larafafs BTFO
What does /cric/ think of the field configuration?
the boundaries look retarded t bh
>>63388422
>>63388434
I like the glasses man a lot, but was there a year in his career he would make the World XI you think?
Seems like he was always just out of the top tier
Based Swanny on commentary.
What a dead pitch
Leave the United States of America's sacred national anthem to us
>>63388557
Literally the best spinner in the world at the recent WC
>>63388654
what's the point of them having nose rings?
This is literally big strong americans and pandering: the exhibition match
>>63388557
Literally was in the World XI m8
>>63388654
how much do you think it cost the army to have them sing it?
>>63388540
where there is grass there is rope m8
>>63388733
What's the point of any jewelry?
webm pls
>>63388760
Americans truly are pathetic.
Will smith play in this game?
>>63388745
that's not news m8
whole point of the series is to pander to BSA
>>63388733
To attract a mate
>>63388861
It's in America so maybe.
>>63388866
Ye bsa kon hai?
wtf sachin has test batsmen except sehwag.
Hayden kallis ponting and sanga will chase 250 in these small grounds
>>63388829
because all 300 million plus people are okay with how this country is run am I right?
>>63388861
unfortunately no m8
>>63388861
actor m8
>>63388903
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
Hello where are the maximums :DDD
>>63388906
Big
Strong
Americans
see >>63386235
>Change channel quickly
>Chelshit are losing
>>63388914
le glasses man
>>63388911
Tendulkar always was a shit captain
>>63388983
>tfw brother is a lelsea fan
comfiest of saturdays
Wait. There are no bases? They just run back and forth to score? What the fuck is this shit? I thought it was just gay baseball.
>>63389119
You can think of them as the two bases senpai.
>>63389119
Baseball is just meme cricket desu, it's based after it after all
Why are they allowed to stand on top of home plate?
>>63388685
>>63388747
I agree with that he was the best spinner, slightly above Tahir, but it was a pace/swing babbies world cup and he wasn't in the top five bowlers.
But you compare him to Warne and Murali and he isn't in that top tier
Due to guests, I'm going to have to go to sleep early. Enjoy yourselves and be sure to make webms in my absence you lazy shitcunts.
>>63389075
*seasons
Well thanks for the experience my foreign friends but I don't think this is for me. Good luck hope each of your teams wins the World Series of Cricket.
>>63389256
>>63389280
Stay sempai
>>63389256
don't forget to shag your cousin
>>63389280
desu this is a joke match
don't judge cricket on this
this is shit
Age has not treating Symonds well
>cricket all stars
>no Rambo
what the fuck
>>63389071
so?
all i am saying is that who the fuck balanced these teams, sachins batsmen are yawn inducing test players
calling it , warne wins 3-0
What is going on with guys lips?
Also that guy almost hit it out. I want to see one go into the stands. Has that happened yet today?
>>63389371
It's a senior citizens game, m8
>>63389371
Its supposed to be a contest not a one-man slaughter
Rambo would clean house against these old guys
Is Akram the most entertaining bowler to watch of all time?
>>63389367
English has not learning you well
>>63389371
>no gilly
>>63389403
>who the fuck balanced these teams
It was a random draw apparently.
>>63389415
He has to be shiny and chrome to ride to valhalla
>joke game
>good crowd
>T20
>playing safe
>>63389415
probably to keep his lips from getting chapped, also yes it has happened
>>63389488
this
wehre are the meme sweep ::D
>>63389415
It's his meme gimmick it's a kind of sunblock, done it forever.
And yeah I think there have been a couple of MAXIMUMS so far. These guys are looking boring desu need some wallops
Sachin's team a shit
this stadium feel so claustrophobic
That curry pitch that the saffers got btfo on was fucking crazy
>Hooper
literally who?
Why the fuck is Carl Hooper there
Like
""all stars""
>>63389596
Hardly a pitch.
This outfield is so fucking slow desu it's killing the game a bit
Were they not allowed to cut the grass or something?
>>63389654
A pitch that produces a result is a good pitch. Players are supposed to adapt, it's a 'test' for a reason.
>>63389596
>what is home advantage
aussies will pull for sixes so easily on this ground
This game would have been more entertaining if Warne's Warriors batted first.
Would have lasted longer. His team is obviously superior.
>>63389604
Captained Worst Indies in the 90s and early 2000s.
But really, no reason for him to be in this game
Why are they not showing the bowling speeds?
>>63389793
No speed gun I think.
>>63389793
Because the old guys are slow as fuck
>>63389793
>caring about 120km/hr speeds
so this is going to be an easy chase
>>63389912
Abe they are slow that's why I am curious, might be lower than that sempai
>>63389912
Need to see if Shoaib's still got 150
>>63389717
> no reason
hard go argue m8 considering he lives next door
MAXIMUM
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>>63389963
Only thing they have going for them is Muralitharan who is only recently retired. He'll have to make some huge wickets during his overs if they want to not just get rolled over.
>>63390042
looks home sick af
Do you think AA Donald still relives that 99 WC Semi in his mind?
>>63390105
every time, only if i get more chance kek
what a meem batting performance
>>63390105
In his worst nightmares, he probably has PTSD from it.
how long till Warnes Warriors bat?
Gotta feel for Muralitharan here. Not sure about hi overall bowling figures but he took more Wickets than Warnie so why isn't he captaining the team?
inb4 muh chucker
>>63389973
if shoaib hits 150 hayden can literally pull every ball and get a six, even on edges
>>63390296
20 bings most likely.
>>63390296
Should be 10 bings
>>63390308
because sach vs warne is a better rivalry
>>63390296
'soon'
is this on american tv
warnie's team wins by 9 wickets
>>63390400
ESPN
>>63390416
if hayden ponting sanga are top 3, yes
>>63390416
>Sanga
literally desu
looking forward to some classic Murali/Sanga/DPMD bantz desu
>citi field
>mest
>>63390358
>>63390364
>>63390398
Thanks fcf (friendly kuckold foreigners)
>the bat should lead the way, rest of the body should follow
literally the opposite of baseball
>>63390666
Would they still have hosted this if they hadn't been blown out of the WS so fast?
>>63390683
No worries friend!
If you have any other questions or queries about this nuanced game please let us know!
>>63390719
Baseball you're aiming for bat speed
Cricket you're generally aiming for control, how hard you hit it is kinda irrelevant, unless you're going for MAZIMUMS :DD
>>63390766
>the aussies are awake
oh goody
>you will never have this haircut
why live
>>63390757
yeah, series would've been over by wednesday anyway but game 5 was the last one at citi field
>the three white guys there are all australians
top kek
how can we make cricket more meme lads? IPL already has Cheerleaders and blaring PA systems, fireworks, a celebrity to toss the first bowl, legal weed in stadium
>>63390828
>le marijuana face
>feels like your in the middle of mumbai
top banter
america btfo
>feels like the middle of Mumbai
Haha
>>63390820
Pulling an all nighter for exams
Goddaamn, Aussies calling out New York for being Mumbai.
Please save us Brass Suave Aussies
>>63390387
>>63390308
because curries jerk over Tendulkar and heavily outnumber Sri Lankans
>tfw cricket fans always seem bro tier and friendly
>>63390938
Kek
look desu i cant believe they're playing a meme game without the memest of them all
probably not gonna be too many paki's/curries in Houston
>>63390918
>bails that light up when dislodged
>pads that light up when lbw
>creases that light up when run out
>boundary ropes that light up when fours happen
>bats that display the word "MAXIMUM" on them when they detect a force large enough to cause a maximum
>at least one over per game has to be bowled by a batsman who doesn't bowl
>>63390918
Get some dinosaurs in to bowl as well
>Saqlain Mushtaq in charge of not being a fucking hippo
Look at the size of him
>>63390999
trips confirm
>>63391015
he isn't retired and 20 years past his prime tbqh
>fast medium
rude
le 150km man
>>63391015
'Memewell, what are your thoughts on these old geezers playing cricket in the state?'
'Not sure I wanna play in Mumbai to be honest, no but look, we're playing New Zealand and I have to focus on this test as part of my career.'
>>63391018
They will travel just to see Sachin m8. Homeland security will be freaking out with all these browns on the move at one time.
>Kallis batting
akhtar's bowling faster than southee and boult how does that make you feel PP
is the keeper blind?
>this wickie
over 10 overs?
>The absolute destitute hovel of Ali
should've done it in Toronto for all the curries there and one of the larger foul territories, oakland for the largest field and plenty of curries in the bay area, and yankee stadium, more foul room there than here at least
>you will now be able to rewatch Pollock's orgasmic bowling action
>that bald patch on Shaun Pollock
This match is making me sad.
Also, Kallis riding his luck so far
>foul tips are home runs in cricket
>>63391325
nah 6's are more like home runs desu.
>World Series logo is still there
i'm still sad
>>63391325
they're normally caught but these fielders are shit
>>63391325
You can get caught on them though. It's one of the most common ways to get out vs pace.
>Kallis finally off-strike
>>63391144
> Homeland security will be freaking out with all these browns on the move at one time
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Well at first glance this seems pretty successful, hopefully this means more cricket in the US, would love to watch a match at my local minor league stadium
>Vaughan
Under 10 or over 150
Which will it be this time?
I love how Ponting did his entire routine with a straight face like this is a real match
>>63391495
Saw him 3 on some lineup thing tbqh
well bowled murali
crickets is bugs not sports
B T F O
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shaping up nicely so far
>>63391466
if they can get a big match put together with the best current players it should be much more exciting
well bowled murali.
aus folding...btfo
>>63391466
Glad to hear it, friend! Thanks for dropping by and giving us your thoughts, we really appreciate it in the /cric/ community.
I hate to repeat myself but if you have any questions or queries about the game, by all means ask away! Of course, you don't have to haha, what matters is that you're enjoying yourself!
I'm unironically enjoying this Shoaib Akhtar spell, lads. What's wrong with me?
>yfw the first ball knocked out the batsman's teeth and shocked US curries
>>63391577
Imagine an IPL vs. BBL championship tour or something. Best of the best on display.
>cricket athletes
sachin and warnes, right?
