AUS lead by 503
first for T R U M P
1st for going to bed to get up and watch bsa; the match
Is Kuckiel, dare I say it, kucked?
ajay desu
Daniel on suicide watch
Kuckiel on kuckicide watch
lads I'm legitimately worried, where's the thread counter autist?
did he off himself?
just a reminder for everyone to make at least 1 BSA thread and to bump every other BSA thread before the go to bed
curry getting rekt
>>63380960
How many bongs?
How can you unironically watch this boring crap?
>>63381001
6 bongs 28 bings
>you will never be kucked by a BSI
>>63381005
you're neither white nor anglo, you wouldn't understand a sport that requires the use of the brain to understand
anyway goodnight lads
lads
poopeelia on pooicide watch
>>63381017
why are their memes so much better than ours
arnt the kangaroos the fucking nrl team
>>63381014
Since when are India, Sri Lanka, South Africa, Pakistan and the West Indies white?
>>63381023
NZ is the #1 ranked league team tbqh
M O R E C R I C K E T
Kuckiel on kuckpetually kuckturbed and kuckrious kuckicide watch, lads
>>63381038
is that league? i can honestly say no one gives a fuck about the international games
>>63381038
>Serbia 14th
lmao nice sport
>>63381046
So why should anyone care about any of it.
>>63381034
>South Africa
only the whites play cricket
>India, Sri Lanka, Pakistan
Australia has more Cricket World Cups than all these cunts combined
>West Indies
more white than you
no threads because irrelevant
who /sad/ here?
>two finals
>no cup
>>63381034
they're honorary whites as members of the Commonwealth unlike (you)
>>63381094
>India, Pakistan and Sri Lanka
>memembers of the comemewealth
>>63381089
I feel you bro.
So I'm watching Aus-Kiwi, and it seems way easy to use the speed of the bowl and chop the ball backwards for a boundary every time.
P sure I'd dominate this game.
>>63381108
that's because of how shit the kiwis were at bowling
because of the design of the ball and the pitch, there's massive variation in the path a ball can take, especially for spin bowlers
rate yourselves
autism here
>>63381124
casual
>>63381124
obesitygoose
>>63381100
>he other Commonwealth countries recognised India's continuing membership of the association. At Pakistan's insistence, India was not regarded as an exceptional case and it was assumed that other states would be accorded the same treatment as India.
>>63381116
Dat bounce. I still think I'd be p good at this desu
>>63381124
I didn't even follow the Ashes or CWC
I literally just shitpost in /cric/ without watching any cricket whatsoever
>>63381124
Don't fit any of the criteria desu
>>63381153
i nearly made a separate category for you pakistani weaboo
>>63381140
This desu
Who the fuck is actually autistic enough to watch a game of cricket?
>>63381140
>>63381169
>samefagging on an anonymous imageboard just to reinforce your opinion
Literally no bigger indicator of insecurity tbH
>>63381165
Wish you had desu senpai
>>63381124
I'm inching towards autism
I'm unironically considering attending some shield games, what's wrong with me lads?
>>63381182
Don't you have a centrelink payment to collect Shane?
>>63381211
Literally what are you on about, lad. Stop embarrassing yourself smH.
fuck you USA and your shit cunt time difference. i fucking hate you so much
>>63381297
this desu
>>63381297
Why did you decide to have spring 6 months late?
Play by American rules if you want the respect, family
>the city of new zealand
If Gayle returned to the West Indies, would they become a decent team again?
Reminder I said decent and not GOAT
>>63381428
No.
Gayle was an overrated meme.
>>63381428
no one would be able to stay at the crease with him, and he'd be a negative influence on Holder's captaincy and other batsmen who are already bad enough at memeing
The West Indies are honestly going to be fucked for the next decade at the very least. They need a decent infrastructure to develop batsmen and try to kill their obsession with meme20. The need to meme is too far ingrained into all their current batsmen to change
Reminder I would literally DESTROY any of you fags in a fight
>>63380947
>aus lead by 503
and into the >>>/trash/ it goes
>>63381971
>fighting in the year of our lord 2015
which third world country are you from m8?
>>63382045
Thanks for the curry
>>63381124
>tfw no West Indies version because West Indies are now irrelevant
>>63381428
Hah
No
But I do admit the team would be slightly better with him than without
But there is no team as of now, and there's soon to be no West Indies.
All stars match during real nigga hours.
>>63382260
smashed that mf like tbqhf
lads I'm going to kill myself
>>63383013
stream it family.
>>63383013
why
>>63383768
I've got an exam tomorrow and I spent all of today shitposting on /sp/ and watching the cricket
![[Ohys-Raws] Joukamachi no Dandelion - 01 (TBS 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_14.29_[2015.07.08_15.02.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZiMycAW.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Joukamachi no Dandelion - 01 (TBS 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_14.29_[2015.07.08_15.02.43].jpg")
>>63384006
Should've watched anime instead desu senpai
>>63383013
I'll join you
>>63384006
on what
>>63385539
criminal law
>>63385552
good luck desu
how are you replying so fast btw
>>63385614
I'm literally refreshing this page over and over instead of facing responsibility
>>63385722
could someone explain to me the whole bsa meme?
>>63386155
You're big, you're strong, and you're American.
>>63386155
>copypasta gets made making fun of how everyone rushes to answer a question from a "Big Strong American"
>people start ironically pandering to the Big Strong Americans
>ramped up with an official game being played in America to pander to the Big Strong Americans by the ICC
>>63386211
Why has it become a meme? Do we do it just to make fun of the americans?
>>63386241
>we
What position do you meme at?
>>63386235
im still pissed the all stars game is happening in the bsa? why here? why not in any other country that actually loves cricket? every fucker here is just concerned with getting drunk and watching american football
>>63386247
oh im not american. im indian studying in the us.
>>63386288
Even worse desu
>>63386303
its okay pakibro. i still love you.
>>63386271
they just want to make money off the indian population while testing the potential for cricket growth in America
It's probably the worst way to go about it, Americans don't give a shit about the legacies of the players and are just going to see a lot of old men being generally mediocre at the sport.
If they were going to do something like this, it should be in places like the Caribbean or England where cricket's dying out, but people are still going to remember the players. Sadly, the ICC's just being motivated by greed as usual
>>63386321
>>63386271
You know how the NFL keeps trying to make American Football a thing outside of America? With the 1 or 2 matches per season in the UK?
Its kinda like that, except instead of current teams playing a game integrated into the normal season like the NFL does, they're sending 2 teams full of GOAT players who all retired years ago.
>marlon samuels
holy fuck desu
>>63386155
I think it's mocking the american pandering prevalent in sports media and some people (e.g. reddit). They're always trying to blow smoke up american arses in the hopes that a more relatively more relevant country is interested in the sport so the media can expand the market and the person can feel good that a bigger country likes the sport they like.
It can also apply to europeans I guess.
>>63386425
what the fuck, a windian not only made it into the double digits but scored a century
>>63386425
>desu
Getting sick of these filters tbH
>110*
>actually lasting the full 50 overs
Are they back lads?
when does the Meme20 start?
>>63386493
>not enjoying the based filters
baka desu senpai
>>63386538
Was only around for 31 overs.
>>63380947
Leave Australia to us
>>63386692
half hour i believe
was this the best caught and bowled ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfcopZnr5DY
This isn't even as meme as IPL tbhonest.
>Stadium full of Aussies & Curries
>This Indian bitch singing the US anthem
Riot when?
What the fuck is being sung? Is that the BSA anthem?
Also new thread to pander to the BSA when?
THREAD
>>63387314
>>63387225
That was some fucking real cringe.
these boundaries look retarded
>>63386493
baka desu senpai
bumping this thread to the top now that the meme is over
here's your reminder that vettori could still be in the test team if he wanted
>>63394346
He could still be our test captain tbqh
I think he realised that >we need some spinners and the only way they'd get gud is by getting game time.
Hoping Santner isn't a flop desu, Craig has gone downhill from his decent-at-best start, and Sodhi was always shit.
Why do we even pay the black caps? We should just give everybody's salary to Kane
>>63394407
but you want mccullum for the memes
>>63394584
the blackcaps get paid?
>>63394654
Sometimes I like McCullum as a captain but there are so many times he seems so fucking clueless and leaks 5RPO while he's trying to think of what to do next
>>63382084
I was gonna ask about this. Do you think it's a good idea?
You'd think splitting a shit team up into smaller teams would just make them more shit but it could be good because they'd be on the same level as Ireland and Afghanistan, giving them someone to play and not get BTFO by
I kinda feel bad for Ire/Afg/Zim, because they're not good enough to play competitively against big teams, but they're also way better than the other shit associates so just kinda have to keep playing each other
>>63386155
It's a satire of places like reddit, /rug/, /nrl/ and mainstream media getting really excited about americans watching their sport so that it grows there. Literally every time a /r/sport thread about cricket gets to the top there are hundreds of people literally spoonfeeding americans the most basic of rules just so they notice our sport
Started in /nrl/ I believe
>>63381124
>Unironically follows Durham CC
B-but I'm from Durham anon
u fuckin mad whitboi
>>63395399
yeah it needs to be updated for people outside aus/nz
>I will never have an ellyse-tier gf
do a lot of girls look like this in australia?
we steal ur woman whitboi pussy
5% BODY FAT NIGGA
we take your ivanas
WHITE GILRS WILL BEND FOR THIS
>>63395587
>that vein
holy shit megaroids
>>63395721
ALL NATTY WHITBOI PUSSY
danielposting has reached a new low
reminder that none of the tests this series apart from maybe the day/night will go to the 5th day
>>63395771
>we ajay now
when's the cricket starting?
Is cricket, dare I say it, the worst sport of all time?
>>63395399
Do you follow the county team?
>>63395827
it's definitely down there
>>63395827
competitive eating, if I was a starving person I'd want to murder them
>>63395586
"no"
>>63395754
all these mud people that get ripped and think they're hot shit for banging white sluts... baka senpai
>>63395557
how do I achieve this mode?
>BSA in charge of cultural sensitivity
>>63395907
far right is underrated, gf tier for sure
>>63395792
2 more hours
>>63395868
daniel quick its someone actually from durham, act cool
>>63395945
you should friend ajay on facebook and ask him
>>63395399
YOU'RE ACTUALLY FROM COUNTY DURHAM HOLY SHIT DANIEL GET IN HERE
jesus fucking christ all you autists make me want to stop coming here and start going to r/cricket instead. most pathetic and degenerate part of /sp/ and 4chan is right here
>>63396211
bye
>>63396211
NO PLEASE STAY I LOVE YOU
>>63396211
no wait please don't go etc
>>63396211
the fuck are you doing here anyway fuck off
>>63395965
Was about to post the same BSA
>>63396211
ok hf :D
serious opinion time
http://strawpoll.me/5948354
>>63396613
part two
http://strawpoll.me/5948363
jesus fuck you're shit at this daniel >>63391730
>Rambo. Unironically.
>Yasir in a meme team
>glasses despite the fact he is retired (Tahir is better than him anyway)
>being this obsessed with sucking Englel dick you try to slide one of their garbage-tier players into the lineup despite the fact that ABdV is there who can keep wicket
>Steyn. In any meme team at all
For someone who sinks so much time into cricket, you really know nothing about the sport.
>>63396659
also gayle's shit and put in fuckner
>>63396704
he UNIRONICALLY picked Jos Buttler over Fuckner
kek
KEK
>>63396659
>responding to a post 21 hours old and in a different thread
>>63396659
Obesitycunt
Kikeal Kuck on suicide watch
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3308272/Phillip-Hughes-devastated-dropped-Australia-s-test-cricket-team.html
This basically confirms that he threw the UAE series by batting Memeswell @ 3
>>63396866
still cant believe they let him into the test squad
Is Joe Burns, dare I say it, elite?
>>63396866
Hughesy pooicide confirmed
>>63396211
Retarded newcunt normalcunt fresh off the boat from Reddit and Facebook
>>63396963
nah lad, flat track bully
Who will stop Bane Billionson?
>>63397301
btichell barc
>>63397313
Bitchwide Starcshit m8
>>63397301
he'll run out of partners and be 299* with pp all out for 308
>>63395868
Well I'm hardly a die-hard fan but yeah I watch them whenever I'm at home when they're playing. The Riverside ground is pretty nice but Chester-le-Street is a shithouse.
don't think we're going to get any play today lads
Pisspain on floodwatch
>>63395577
To be fair I don't really see the point, the huge majority of posters here are from Aus/NZ. I'd like there to be more English posters but unless it's the Ashes barely anyone gives a fuck.
>>63397630
who /8hrsofcricketshow/ here
L A D S
A
D
S
JB just discovered there is a sport where every single player is a "big unit"
anyone else putting a cheeky tenner on the kiwis at $53 to win?
>>63397789
why not just give me the tenner?
But I do have a cheeky tenner on a draw
comeon based rain
>>63397789
Fuck that
>>63397696
just kill me now
>>63397789
wait till bane and bj bat out all of day 5 for draw
>>63397845
(you) on suicide watch
Cheeky fiver on based BJ to top score for PP in 2nd innings lads?
>>63397845
>betting $200 to make less than $50
you deserve to lose lad
If you are going to make those kind of bets you are better of going $2000
>>63398148
only problem is that he bats too low @ 7 so either a top-order bat will have outscored him or the tail wont hang around long enough
Williamson is a pretty fucking safe bet
>>63398180
>you now remember that Canadian on /sp/ who bet $3500 on Serina Williams in the US open Semi for $100. "free money," he said.
Why is everything faeces and urine related with you guys?
>>63398148
what are the odds?
its either bane or him desu
>>63398215
60 Will probably be good enough for the high score desu senpai
>>63398271
if you really want a left-field bet you'd be much better off going with Latham of Faylor
Watling won't top score from 7
But those sorts of bets are pretty dumb
>>63398259
$11 shekels m8
Bane is $3.50
Has any cricketer ever literally shit his pants on the field?
>>63398249
those type of bets make no sense to me
If you think of sports betting as a matrix where there are four options
(bet small/win small)
(bet big/win big)
(bet small/win big)
(bet big/win small)
The only way betting big and winning small makes sense is if you are betting enough that you can afford to lose once or twice, otherwise you are just a chunk of meat for the bookie.
Who /believes/?
tbqh there is probably value in those odds, especially on this road.
>>63398349
Recall an aussie batsman taking a toilet break once desu
>>63398342
actually desu watling wouldn't top score because realistically if he was at the crease for an extended period of time it'd be with bane, who would outscore him
barring any bj/craig tail wagging
>>63398410
its literally impossible for PP to chase 500+ given the weather forecast
Draw would have been the sensible bet
>>63398352
Well, Serina Williams is seen as the greatest ever female tennis player by everyone, wins everything etc, and she was basically going up against a nobody. Decimal odds on her winning were like 1.05 - 1.07 before the match even began.
For reference, Australia's odds of winning this game as of this moment are 1.071, which means bookies think Serina winning that game prematch was more likely than Australia winning this match in its current state.
>>63398352
Those are the types bookies hate most m8.
You make more money from single bets than you do from 10 leg multis. Bookies love those gullible idiots because they literally never come through.
>>63398474
I bet on draw before the match began tbqh, 5.25 decimal odds.
Only bet a cheeky £3 on NZ.
>>63398500
there is no such thing as a sure thing in a two horse race
Serena could withdraw with injury, fucking die on the court or something like that.
The bet payoff is so small that the only way that it ever makes sense is if you make that bet 100 times over to cover any variance
SDARC
>>63398529
Bookies hate the bet small/win big bets the most, they will happily take your $5000 every single time and just as happily will pay you back your $500 win. Evidence is them offering the cash out options on multis to protect themselves from getting smashed.
>target 504
>>63398851
reminder England got 517-1 dec. in their 2nd innings at the gabba after getting bowled out for 260 in their 1st
>>63398851
Well 200 from Kane, so just 304 between the other 10 FUCKING LOSERS
>>63398880
i actually wouldnt even mind that much
>burnshit is a shite short leg
Burns is a terrible short leg
Hasn't he dropped 3 catches there?
>going down leg JUST
what did he mean by this?
how is Smith at setting the field?
>>63398930
why isnt Voges there anymore?
Cunt is shit in the slips but breddy good there
>>63398975
done nothing wrong so far
pretty orthodox, not too attacking not too defensive
>>63398981
i think its a thing that the youngest (least inexperienced?) player usually goes under the lid
desu i think its a shit rule
>>63399021
>You now remember Doolan fielding there
I think Graeme Smith just went and offed himself after that. Havent heard of him since
>>63398935
Missed two this match and one in Sydney
Tbf he's really good in the covers and shoving in the new guy into short leg is a dreadful meme of modern cricket
leave the pp's to me
>>63399021
McCullum unironically fields there because he believes in equality
>>63399021
b-b-but Baily was an oldcunt ODI babby and they put him under the lid
>>63399063
it's a shame we don't have more cunts like Clarke and Watson who have good hands but can't move that >we can stick in the slips. Voges is horrible and Khawaja & Burns seem pretty poor aswell. Best Marsh is just an allround mess.
Smoth and Warner are good slips fielders but they're completely wasted there I think because along with ABdV, McMeme & Memeswell they are probably the best grounds fieldsman in the world
Do you think Johnson will end up with more test wickets than Lillee?
how's this HD work, lads?
will it be on a new channel? why didn't they do this five years ago? will other channels follow suit?
>>63399139
based uncle bails just wanted to talk shit to the batsmen
>>63399178
i hope not, but that being said Anderson is the top wicket taker for england of ALL TIME
kek
KEK
>>63399197
>how's this HD work, lads?
same as GEM m8
if your telly can run it it'll be in HD
>will it be on a new channel?
no
>why didn't they do this five years ago?
They literally only made digital TV mandatory like 2 years ago
>Ausfailia incharge of being in the 21st Century
>>63398500
>Serina Williams is seen as the greatest ever female tennis player by everyone
If you're a casual
Steffi Graf is still the GOAT
>>63399221
Bails seems like too nice of a bloke to sledge
>predictviz
just pooicide now kiwis
>predictviz
just pooicide now kiwis
>>63399161
Well Lyon's a pretty good legslipper, so I don't know why we can't get him in the cordon and get Voges in the outfield where he belongs.
As long as Warner and Smith take 3rd slip and gully positions so they can fling left and right to snaffle everything it'll be good.
>Based Predictviz 1
>/cric/ 0
/sp/ BTFO
>>63399286
nah he's a real cheeky cunt
>>63399365
yeah thats what I was thinking, Lyon has been solid in the gully for years, I can remember him taking a few screamers
I mean for fuck sake yesterday they unironically resorted to having Starc in the gully
>0/9
NZ COMEBACK IMMINENT
>auscheats
>tfw addicted to (You)s
Anyone else know this feel?
I find myself going onto other boards and posting in threads about topics I don't care or know much about, JUST to get (You)s.
>>63399536
do you also count thread numbers?
Watching Power Rangers and now the entire cast is Poo Peeland. I know i's been filmed there for years but they're just not bothering anymore.
>>63399536
it's better than trying to form real relationships tbqh senpai
>>63399283
True, Steffi was greatest, but I don't see how someone's a casual just because they like Serena.
>63399536
Sorry lad, not getting one here
I am sick of seeing that fucking gut in the AAMI ads stuck in the tree in literally every fucking ad at the moment. Something about his face really pisses me off.
>>63399536
Fucking (You) junkies. Here have your fix
>0-9
Will this be the first 0 all out in history?
>>63399536
I'm addicted to exclamation marks on the tab
sometimes I don't scroll down and just leave them beccause they make me feel good
@63399536
lmaoing at your life desu
>63399674
Don't worry, i got it m8
Does NZ have any fast bowlers whatsoever?
>63399536
>feel like you make a really funny/informative post
>get no (You)s
im fucked right off lads
>this crowd
are we still in the uae?
>63399784
iktfb
Was that Eoin Morgan in the crowd
Why are the Kiwi commentators so entertaining? You can always here 'em avin' a giggle and seem to recognise how shithouse NZ is most of the time.
>>63399851
dunno, could be here for bbl?
>63399870
When they go straight into damage control on the 2nd day is the best desu
did anyone watch the all stars game? I had to fucking work unfortunately
If you declare twice and the other team get the runs should it even be a win?
>>63399886
I was being humorous regarding a lookalike my friend.
I am fairly sure he's in UAE for the ODI series again Pakiland
>>63399819
Love the England NZ Tests with entire empty sections.
>>63399784
>tfw no (You)s
>>63399957
Yes. Crowd was actually pretty loud and fun. Predictably Warne's Warriors were too overpowered and it was rather one-sided.
Akhtar still looked pretty good though tb h. Rest of the bowlers all look tired and pathetic. Although I didn't watch Warne, he's still pretty decent I think.
>implying based NZ won't bat out these 2 days and pull off one of the best draw's of the decade
>63400009
guarenteed replies my BSA friend
>The Gabba being the stadium that is the Gabba
Fucking Christ.
>>63400038
When Warnie played in the BBL 2 or 3 years ago he was calling his wickets before he bowled the ball
>>63400038
Christ that last Ambrose over was just depressing. All over the place.
>>63399957
it was as meme as we thought
some of the players were out of it (ambrose)
some were still fine (sanga, punter, sehwag)
akhtar was still actually pretty decent, warnie can still bowl
overall some good memes
the crowd was literally 99.5% indian and the only whites there were australian expats
How to spot reddit:
+ive opinion of Mark Nicholas
-ve opinion of Ian Healy
discuss
>all this Gabba shilling
fuck off
>>63400111
>+ive opinion of Mark Nicholas
that's not reddit, that's just retarded
>>63400111
I have a negative opinion of both.
