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/CFB/ TORTILLA EDITION!!!
GAMEDAY IN TUSCALOOSA, BUT YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING TEBOW ON SEC NETWORK.
tOSU
2. LSU
3. Clemson
4. Baylor
5. Iowa
6. BootyBlasters
7. Oklahoma
8. Bama
9. Houston
10. Northwest Missouri St.
>>63378889
why did we let you make the thread
>>63378912
Sneak's fault.
My predicted top 15 CFB after Saturday
1. LSU
2. Clemson
3. Ohio State
4. Notre Dame
5. Michigan State
6. Baylor
7. Iowa
8. Oklahoma State
9. Florida
10. Stanford
11. Memphis
12. Alabama
13. Utah
14. TCU
15. Oklahoma
>>63378998
I also think OK St. will beat TCU.
Iowa and BC fan reporting in. Here's to hoping ND loses to Pitt.
IT IS GAMEDAY PEOPLE AND I NEVER FELT THIS KIND OF ELECTRICITY.
>>63379021
I wish :(
>>63379496
You have to believe. I mean who thought UF would beat Ole Miss 38-10, right?
>Alabama loses
>Gets ranked 4th
book it
>>63379502
I do believe but it will be a very tough one.
>>63379656
It could happen. Definitely.
(It won't)
>>63379656
>>63379778
You gotta believe!
>>63380061
My nigga parappa tha rappa
Fournette isnt in trouble with the NCAA, the USA Today story is about something that happened 15 fucking months ago. His parents started a company and planned to sell apparel with his nickname "Buga" on it. The NCAA told them they couldnt do that and the very same day his mom and dad closed the company.
trips confirms a KU victory over the longhorns
got some great games today boys
>>63381327
Kek itll take a lot more than trips for that
I make computer rankings for CFB because I'm autistic (not really but you know what I'm getting at).
Anyway, here are my models predictions for games that will and won't suck:
Suck:
La Tech vs UNT
Oklahoma vs Iowa State
Michigan vs Rutgers
Not suck (close games, not necessarily talented teams):
Texas State vs New Mexico State
Oklahoma State vs TCU
Washington State vs Arizona State
Now you know bros, now you know.
>>63382211
thank you based german engineering
>>63382250
>yfw I'm American
While I'm here, does anyone know a good place to get outputs of college football lines, preferably in an excel-friendly format?
>>63382289
maybe try betting forum?
what is germany like
>people on this board think ND is terrible only because they are a meme
I can't wait until they bootyblast Stanford and make the playoff ;)
>>63382341
Not a bad idea, I'll head over to /bet/ and ask.
Germany sucks, I live in Berlin which is the armpit of Germany though, so that's not necessarily a fair assessment. It's nice being able to travel to basically every piece of history within 3 hours flying though. I miss America like fuck, trying to find a job back in the States.
>>63378889
>Iowa that high
not until they beat MSU/tOSU desu senpai
>>63382390
what the fuck I aint no weeb
I did not put that chink shit on my post fuck you 4chin you weebfags
>>63382379
>Living in Berlin, one of the most exciting city in the world
>"Germany sucks"
Seriously? Where are you from?
Anw College GameDay tiem.
Who here /comfy/ today?
>>63382444
Most exciting why? Because of an excess of clubs and drugs?
I'm married and 30.
The history is great, and I love being able to run to all the different sights when I go out for a run, but if you're not into clubs or hipster graffiti bullshit, Berlin ain't that great.
Are you an Amerifag in France?
damn they are layering it on for the sec fags
>DOOOWWWNHEELLLL SACK UP FOOTBAWLL
>>63382390
it's just a trendy memeranking by an attention seeker (tripfag) designed to make you respond
bro theres been a wordfilter on for like a week now. i actually hate Tbh tbqh
>>63378889
Hey LSU fans. SUCK MY FUCKING DICK.
ROLL TIDE
>>63382515
>wanting dudes to suck your dick
heh faggot
>>63382473
Well because Berlin is city full of history and interesting things to do. Married doesn't mean you can't go out and enjoy Berlin life right? :p
Nope I'm French.
>>63382379
I hope you find your way to the land of the fat and the home of the fine ass bitches soon friend ;)
>>63379638
I would be livid. SEC bias isn't even that big anymore, but Bama bias is still fucking horrible. They're not even good outside of Henry and a couple linebackers.
rutgers the dream
>>63382502
I come on here every Saturday, I wouldn't know. I spend my time elsewhere through the week so I don't want to hang myself
>>63382211
but F-am i am rutgers fan 2bh
>Desmond Howard is talking about a Pitt upset over the bootyblasters
Did he even watch the Syracuse and UNC games, lmao what a dumb nigger
>>63382566
I'm a Purdue fan, so I understand that feel.
>>63382525
Thanks bro
>>63382523
Yeah it's nice but the day to day living takes away the appeal of the history.
Get your game face on bitches. The Tide is going to Roll tonight. I feel it in my plums.
>>63382560
>not wanting to hang yourself
>Gameday in Tuscaloosa for the 100th time
>no SEC bias
>no Alabama bias
But really, you're a pleb if you still watch this show and not English premiere league football instead.
>Gameday in Tuscaloosa
Always a boring atmosphere and shit signs desu
>>63382658
It's a top 5 matchup bro.
>>63382658
>implying gameday shouldn't be at Alabama today
>>63382658
BPL is fucking overatted.
It's the SEC of Football (or soccer if you will).
>>63382658
>SEC bias
Not anymore
>Alabama bias
Yes.
But its a top 5 matchup so fuck you
>>63382635
You a Purdue fan?
Next year you guys will have a freshman receiver named Nate Johnson who goes to my high school alma mater. Absolute beast
>>63382658
>being a soccer C U C K
lol
>>63382774
I was hoping to see more of Anthony Mahoungou
this year. This kid can play.
Well I'm a bit biased but still.
>>63382774
Take out a huge insurance policy on his ACL and when he tears it then you profit.
Sorry he's going to never going to win an FBS game until we fire our coach after next season.
>>63382658
>top 5 matchup not gameday
>bournmeme newcastlel
NFLfag here, tell me who to watch for for the coming draft. I haven't followed this NCAAF season as closely as last because my Jest aren't shitting the bed this year.
>Desmond Howard says earlier that Pitt is scrappy and and can pull off the upset
>Now not 15 minutes later says that ND is too much
He should run for president
>>63382674
>>63382680
>>63382698
>>63382702
>>63382814
>>63382869
Didn't mean to rustle so many jimmies :-)
@63382917
literally basking in the (You)s
>>63382911
gotta fill three hours some how
also we /mandrama/ now I guess
>yfw Bear posts in /wwe/
>>63382903
Leonard Fournette for next year
Jaylon Smith, Paxton Lynch, Jared Goff, Ezekiel Elliot, Vernorn Hargreaves, Ronnie Stanley, Joey Bosa the best players for draft this year
>>63382903
The Jets will need a QB asap.
Paxton Lynch of Memphis, Boykin of course of TCU or Jared Goff of Cal.
notre dame has ZERO chance of playoffs idk why this meme exists
>>63382949
Robert Nkemdiche will be the #1 pick in the draft dude.
>>63382967
A good win against Stanford and a Big XII champion with one loss and they are in desu.
>>63382953
Boykin shouldn't go high in draft French fry bro. He should be either a mid/late round QB or 2nd round/mid round receiver like Miller will be
>>63382917
That is exactly what you tried to do.
Go watch girl sports on your own
>>63382967
please see
>>63382349
>>63382976
Totally forgot about my boy Robert and Laremy Tunsil
>>63382953
>>63382949
>disrespecting cook this hard
i see through your deceitful ways
>>63383027
>Sucking a game managing QBs cock
Alright man
>>63382211
German from /bet/?
>>63382949
Dak is the sleeper QB this year
Who /GameDayWaffles/ here?
who /onlyhave8beerssohavetorationandcantstartdrinkingatkickoff/ here?
>>63383056
>poise is now 'game managing'
heh laffed
>>63383085
Dak is an Oreo version of Tebow who hopefully doesn't have a fucking ego and is willing to be a tight end
>>63383103
I'm not a broke nigga. Sorry. I'd wait til the Bama game kicks off if i were you.
>>63383066
I just posted over there at the advice of someone in this thread, yeah. (American in Germany)
>>63383108
When you guys get murdered by tOSU o I will be laffin
>>63383103
>All I have in my freezer is Natty light
well at least it's not Bud light
Didn't some french anon make some college football preview video a couple months back? Where is it?
>>63378998
>putting two teams that have already played each other in the top 4
>>63383150
well they should technically still be the best team in the country so eh
they would do as well as notre dame would
>>63382658
>Watching Soccer and not based CFB
Jokes aside, I'm doing both, see y'all at 1am GMT :^)
WAKEY WAKEY
DEER OPENER AND BAKEY
>>63383190
>Being THIS stupid
Your birth was medical malpractice
>Derrick Henry is as good as Leonard Fournette
Henry is legitimately good but in Sabans basic middle school offense I would do good and I was a 320 pound DT in college (it was NAIA before any of you fags get assmad)
I didn't know Shelly Smith was a dyke
>>63383317
a good High school team could beat an NAIA squad
>>63382953
No Connor Cook? Oh, of course, you're that Purdue fan. Wait. >>63382949
Why no Connor Cook, what? Also, Frenchbro, we already have a better Big 12 QB as a redshirt rookie.
>>63383317
>I would do as well as a 4 or 5 star running back
fuck off and never post again
>>63383356
I'm not a Purdue fan haha.
Almost forgot about Bryce Petty.
>>63383352
Lmao no. A few of our guys were those 4/5 star recruits that keked themselves over in college and didn't wanna go back, so instead of the FCS or the JUCO route they came to us.
We went about .500 in my time there so my time was really meh
my god it's early
>they didn't compare Cardale's and JT's DUI record
missed opportunity to be honest
>mfw people say Connor Cook isn't going top 5 in the draft
>>63383375
Having le buttpain friend? :^)
Who /conecuhsausage/ for breakfast in this bitch?
>>63383422
Dubs Malzahn :)
>yfw bear takes the Vandlols
Jestfag here again, how come none of you mentioned Treadwell? He looks like at least an above average NFL WR1 from what I've seen, am I wrong?
>>63383450
nah, just find it funny that some fat guy thinks he can be a running back for Alabama
>>63383504
>He looks like at least an above average NFL WR1 from what I've seen
This is why the Jets will never be good again
two else is on a /bye/ this week?
bonus pretzel if your NFL team is also on a bye
NEED SCREENCAP OF THAT BIG TITTIE BLACK GIRL DANCING
That dance team is awful.
>>63383533
well this fat guy can bench press your whole family while simultaneously fucking your mother in the ass :^)
>>63383562
played yesterday, feels good family
>>63383133
Not broke, I'm just 20 and live in a college town and they card absolutely everyone. Turn 21 in like 3 months, this is the most frustrating time of my life.
>>63383544
I'm not Mac Daddy, I'm just a fan. What am I missing, shitposter?
>>63383504
Will Fuller is good for one drop a game, but he is one of the best burners and downfield threats in years and certainly the best one Notre Dame had since Golden Tate
>>63383179
I have PBR so only marginally better
>>63383607
what the fuck was w/ that score, brah? first thing I thought when I saw that was "/cbb/ season hasn't started yet.."
how the hell did they let the ponies put so many points on the board?
>>63383607
Hey thanks for saving our season because GT and fUSC decided to be horrible
>>63383608
Get one of your friends to buy it for you dude. How fucking hard is that?
>>63383621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMESjoqJH9k
>>63383650
temple normally plays up to the level of their opponent
read: the score of temple vs umass, temple vs notre dame, and notre dame vs umass
>>63383651
I-I-I guess it's neat being a quality win
>>63383628
So he's an average WR2 who will likely be a poor man's Martavis Bryant? Also, the Jest don't need wideouts right now, I'm looking at this for ff purposes.
>>63383598
I hope you like sticking your dick in a corpse
>>63383608
Do they stamp or give bracelets at your local bar?
>>63383665
I feel like such a bother doing that. My gf doesn't like to do it either because she says I'm starting to drink too much. Will honestly probably just wait it out. My mom and stepdad always sends me home with cases and cases of beer.
>>63383677
Injuries happen, you fucking shitlord. He looked great until he hurt himself.
Why do sluts get to host gameday f am
>>63383727
>He looked great until he hurt himself
That's literally my argument
>>63383686
who are you quoting?
>>63383725
Tell your girlfriend to shut her face. Ask a friend. It's fucking Saturday and you're in college. If anybody complains about going into the store to grab you a 12 pack of beer they are a faggot. I used to do it for my cousin all the time before he turned 21
>>63383719
deny entrance
>Lee Corso
>Professional Novelty Oversized Head Presenter
i forget.. has corso always been this goofy or has he been steadily getting more senile? wish I had some tape to look back at
>Rick Ross is the guest picker
If Corso makes a pear joke I will lose my shit
Also I love how GameDay plays i by Kendrick Lamar for some highlight recaps
>>63383762
That sucks, when you turn 21 you'll realize that shit is pretty overrated though.
>>63383684
I'm sorry for your loss due to your moms ass trauma
Quietest and laziest gameday crowd of all time
>>63383747
need a little t&a to spice up the early morning, get the blood pumping
>>63383749
He's still good, I've seen him play this year. The hands are still there.
hey guys, how was the philly crowd last week?
asking because I was in it and want to know how it compared to others
Please Navy beat Memephis
>>63383807
it's cause they literally go to Tuscaloosa every fucking year, regardless of whether the Tahd are having a down season
honestly, how many fucking times have they done Bama?
>kiffin's krimson korner
>>63383843
It got REALLY hyped up in Q4. was rlly gud but it wasn't a Big House or anything>>63383855
yay for thinly-veiled KKK references
>>63383875
oh I meant gameday but that's good to know family
>>63383855
I hate to break this to you, friend, but Memephis is going to a NY6 game
still gonna watch that Navy game though, if for no other reason, to watch the Navy coach getting visibly upset
>>63383875
fuck
Time to slit my own throat
>>63383800
I really just like drinking at home. Mostly just beer and never a lot, a moderate to fun amount 8-12. Pretty silly that I can't buy it when I've been living on my own for 2 and half years now.
>>63383898
nah I wasn't specific enough it was my b
>>63383893
As far as GameDay goes you guys booed the picks you hated pretty well but the cheering was a tiny bit underwhelming
>>63383862
>waaaah why do they do game day at one of the best colleges in football waaaaaaah
>>63383894
I hate that motherfucker. He was down by a field goal to Notre fucking Dame, scored 3 TDs in a short amount of time and all the kek could say was "Hurt durr we played like le shit XD"
Fuck Ken Niamolonineeleven
>>63383905
Guess what I'm 28,single and alone
Gonna have to live it through,good times will come along.
>>63383956
>people that mistake a declarative statement for criticism
You've been here to long
You are hereby instructed to go outside for five whole minutes
Make uncomfortable eye contact w/ everyone that passes
Alabama alumnus here, how do you think we'll do?
unfortunately I can't watch because people order a lot of pizza on Saturday nights
>>63383940
alright thanks family
>>63384017
looool
>>63384017
>implying every house you deliver to won't have the game on
get that watch app for your phone, nigga
Can Vandy just please fuck over Flawda?
Do something useful for once in your fucking life vandy
>you will never talk with your hands like Coach Saban
;_;
>>63380061
I believe in their football team about as much as I believe in their pilots. Okie Lite is going to finish 9-3.
>>63384017
Well if Fournette fucks your shit up you always have discounted pizza and your sister to gargle on your cock friend :^)
>Saban is a manlet
Nothing on earth makes me more happy than this
>>63384017
I feel for you, my Alabama alumnus friend is closing at McDonald's tonight.
Best games today and their kick off times?
>>63384125
>>63384125
beat me to it fucker
>>63384163
>>63384110
yeah i'm sure your life is much better than his because you're taller.
>>63383876
If you're talking about
>kiffin's krimson korner
It's more of a tosh.0 reference than a KKK reference.
>>63384193
Hey look a manlet
>>63384198
>implying that wasn't part of the tosh.0 joke
>>63384125
Alabama LSU is the best of the day at 8
Clemson vs Florida state should also be good at 330
TCu vs Oklahoma State at 330
Also Cincinnai Houston may be good
Why does gameday always play some depressing ass shit while im trying to eat breakfast?
MUH SOB STORY
>>63384224
It was part of the tosh joke, but kiffin's krimson korner is referencing the tosh.0 skit.
>>63384193
manlet detected
>>63384224
>>63384198
Ahhhh I remember the first couple seasons of Tosh.0 being funny. Then he tried to be le edgy and was a cringe shitfest
Tosh.0 is literally humor for 14 year olds.
Oh god this story
Good night sweet prince
Spoiler: the kid is dead
I demand we organize a petition to the purveyors of >Disne!yspn.com, to remove these sappy 30 for 30 segments, and replace them w/ something sexier, like two chicks in bikinis eating double bacon cheeseburgers, jousting on top of monster trucks
>are they wet and soapy, too?
fuck yes they are
'merrica
>He was the biggest fan but he had cancer
>they visited him and let him go to a game
>he either is dead or will most likely die in the future
Every.
Fucking.
Time.
Fuck you Tom Rinaldi
OH GOD HERE COME THE WATERWORKS I CANT HELP IT ANYMORE
>>63384311
No shit f am
Probably should have been a Tide fan young man. Saban would have coached you into living.
>>63384323
This desu. I would rather see Lenard 4nette tackling a moving car while cheerleaders are wrestling in a tub of jello in the background.
>>63384369
LOL
>>63384163
Cheers lads, guessing top ones are the best yeah? Notre Dame at 12 etc.
Les Miles' stupid face reminds me of some movie/TV character. Can anyone help me?
>>63384240
I know man what the fuck
fug ;(
>>63384375
>Leonard Fournette v. A Real Car
see, the trick is to stay on top of the car
>>63384369
kek
>>63384369
Top kek
>>63384389
George W. Bush
>cancer kid would rather smell like corndogs and let the cancer get to him than go see nick saban
>>63384389
he looks like a puffy Kurtwood Smith
w/ a hangover
>>63384326
>Fuck you Tom Rinaldi
and Fuck you Disney too
>>63384431
nah I was thinking a politician or political personality tho
Just fatter and balder
>told Saban to shove it
get fucked bama
>Saban getting kucked by some kid dying of cancer
>>63384389
>>63383179
>being so poor you can't afford nice craft beer
Wtf
>>63383608
>being underage
Disgusting. You're not even a real man. Leave the fucking thread immediately. God damn I go to the store everyday and use my rights as a 23 year old proudly, and you're pussy ass is still under aged, god damn just...just leave me be.
I didn't want these feels so early god damn
>"american" lager
lager is for faggots and ladies on their periods
step up to flavor, faggots
>Jordan Jefferson
kek
TOUCHDOWN <insert team here>!
*beat quickens, rises exponentially...stops
GO!
Here come the <insert team here>!
AYA YAY AYAY I WANNA DREAM
TOUCHDOWN <insert team here>!
I WANNA DREAM
every fucking week
>>63384495
Aye fuck you bruh its leftover from a party and I'm not spending even more money to buy a shitload of good beer
If Rick Ross picks LSU i am throwing away all of my Rick Ross music.
>Iowa basketball losing to a division 3 school
pls don't be an omen for what's to come today
Lol the umbrella guys
>>63384577
>being a nigger
>>63384577
pics w/ timestamps and/or tits and penis
>>63384458
Might be what I'm looking for
>>63384492
Fukken saved
>ROZAY
Top laff
>>63384543
There's also the other song this year though. History something.
Kentucky will win today.
>>63384577
I'll take your copy of God Forgives I Don't
>>63384530
>IPA
Try a real beer, fag.
>>63384562
Dude it's like $10.00 after tax for a six pack of a good craft beer. Wouldn't you rather have that for the bama-LSU game and just can the nature while you're day drinking?
>>63384634
>strawberry
>real beer
Lmao
>>63384663
>IPA
>not drinking literal piss to fit in with other hipsters
Lmao
>>63384634
>strawberry lager
Pardon me, miss, but I'm going to need tits and a timestamp
>lager
8.0 ABV does not make up for the fact that you're drinking strawberry douche
>>63384634
That's 10.00 I'm gonna spend on two Hot N Readys friend ;)
I'm going to drink the piss Natty Light for ND-Pitt and grab some Lil Squeezers and then head to a restaurant next to my work that has a shit load of good beer. they're running amazing half off specials at the bar, and I get a quarter off drinks cause work so I'll spend like 2 or 3 bucks on great beer.
>>63384703
Not drinking an IPA, just making fun of your shit tastes la
Drink Coke Zero
Who else into /crootin/?
Literally 5 coaches from ND went to see CB Damar Hamlin at Pittsburgh high school last night, I really want that kid
Rick Ross running on black people time.
>>63384734
>drinking natty at noon
Shit that sounds fucking terrible.
>/beer/
>>63384826
A CB will definitely make Notre dame a national title contender
>>63384826
*a Pittsburgh high school
>>63384828
It will be. But all worth it when I take these 2 LSU and 2 Bama fan friends of mine to get absolutely hammered on some God tier crafts tonight
>>63384861
Actually it will because our secondary sucks gazelle dick
>>63384906
Delusional
nth for Pullman will never host college gameday
>>63384923
Hello friend have you heard of this truly exceptional invention called a joke?
>>63384944
I watch one play every week
>>63384883
>4 sec fans in Indiana
How'd that come to be? And you're in for a fucking shit show if you get them all drunk enough, this coming from someone who has lived in New Orleans and Baton Rouge before, trust me.
Get ready for a bunch of redneck bullshit.
>>63384962
>>63384986
>alabama and lsu fans hanging out together to watch a game at a bar
You have no idea how terrible of an idea that is.
RICK ROSS
IM SANCTIFIED
Who else getting /fuckedup/ tonight.
Got a 12 pack to myself and some hydro's that a doctor prescribed for pain that I never experienced so I saved them.
>>63385002
Wut
>>63385013
That's what I was saying, genius.
Guaranteed heated argument or at least someone throwing a beer at each other.
>>63384986
Nah man I live in Tennessee. It sucks because the amount of UT and Bama fans, who are literally the worst fanbases ever, but ND fans are everywhere so I'm good
>>63385013
One of em (Bama) is a little rowdy and another (LSU) can get butthurt but they're not fucking retarded. One of them did fight some guy two years ago tho lmao
>>63385045
>drinking alone
>medicating alone
Holy shit that is sad
>not drinking coffee right now
sure is alcoholism ITT
>>63385056
I was agreeing with you sugar. Sorry for the confusion. Roll Tide. Come gimme kiss.
>>63385098
Not yet ;)
>>63385054
This guy
>>63385091
did you forget where you are family
>>63385117
No u
Drinking coffee now. Going to switch over to wine in a few hours, then beer for the Bama game.
My team doesn't play until 330.
>>63385084
Also forgot to mention one (Bama) is a chick. Because she is a Bama fan she obviously isn't attractive
taking acid now f am
notre dame would bootyblast either of these teams desu (to be honorable) senpai (fuck a mother)
Imagine being Tom Rinaldi.
Imagine being employed to travel around the country interviewing people (mostly children) that he knows will die
