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/CFB/ TORTILLA EDITION!!!
GAMEDAY IN TUSCALOOSA, BUT YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING TEBOW ON SEC NETWORK.
tOSU
2. LSU
3. Clemson
4. Baylor
5. Iowa
6. BootyBlasters
7. Oklahoma
8. Bama
9. Houston
10. Northwest Missouri St.
>>63378889
why did we let you make the thread
>>63378912
Sneak's fault.
My predicted top 15 CFB after Saturday
1. LSU
2. Clemson
3. Ohio State
4. Notre Dame
5. Michigan State
6. Baylor
7. Iowa
8. Oklahoma State
9. Florida
10. Stanford
11. Memphis
12. Alabama
13. Utah
14. TCU
15. Oklahoma
>>63378998
I also think OK St. will beat TCU.
Iowa and BC fan reporting in. Here's to hoping ND loses to Pitt.
IT IS GAMEDAY PEOPLE AND I NEVER FELT THIS KIND OF ELECTRICITY.
>>63379021
I wish :(
>>63379496
You have to believe. I mean who thought UF would beat Ole Miss 38-10, right?
>Alabama loses
>Gets ranked 4th
book it
>>63379502
I do believe but it will be a very tough one.
>>63379656
It could happen. Definitely.
(It won't)
>>63379656
>>63379778
You gotta believe!
>>63380061
My nigga parappa tha rappa
Fournette isnt in trouble with the NCAA, the USA Today story is about something that happened 15 fucking months ago. His parents started a company and planned to sell apparel with his nickname "Buga" on it. The NCAA told them they couldnt do that and the very same day his mom and dad closed the company.
trips confirms a KU victory over the longhorns
got some great games today boys
>>63381327
Kek itll take a lot more than trips for that
I make computer rankings for CFB because I'm autistic (not really but you know what I'm getting at).
Anyway, here are my models predictions for games that will and won't suck:
Suck:
La Tech vs UNT
Oklahoma vs Iowa State
Michigan vs Rutgers
Not suck (close games, not necessarily talented teams):
Texas State vs New Mexico State
Oklahoma State vs TCU
Washington State vs Arizona State
Now you know bros, now you know.
>>63382211
thank you based german engineering
>>63382250
>yfw I'm American
While I'm here, does anyone know a good place to get outputs of college football lines, preferably in an excel-friendly format?
>>63382289
maybe try betting forum?
what is germany like
>people on this board think ND is terrible only because they are a meme
I can't wait until they bootyblast Stanford and make the playoff ;)
>>63382341
Not a bad idea, I'll head over to /bet/ and ask.
Germany sucks, I live in Berlin which is the armpit of Germany though, so that's not necessarily a fair assessment. It's nice being able to travel to basically every piece of history within 3 hours flying though. I miss America like fuck, trying to find a job back in the States.
>>63378889
>Iowa that high
not until they beat MSU/tOSU desu senpai
>>63382390
what the fuck I aint no weeb
I did not put that chink shit on my post fuck you 4chin you weebfags
>>63382379
>Living in Berlin, one of the most exciting city in the world
>"Germany sucks"
Seriously? Where are you from?
Anw College GameDay tiem.
Who here /comfy/ today?
>>63382444
Most exciting why? Because of an excess of clubs and drugs?
I'm married and 30.
The history is great, and I love being able to run to all the different sights when I go out for a run, but if you're not into clubs or hipster graffiti bullshit, Berlin ain't that great.
Are you an Amerifag in France?
damn they are layering it on for the sec fags
>DOOOWWWNHEELLLL SACK UP FOOTBAWLL
>>63382390
it's just a trendy memeranking by an attention seeker (tripfag) designed to make you respond
bro theres been a wordfilter on for like a week now. i actually hate Tbh tbqh
>>63378889
Hey LSU fans. SUCK MY FUCKING DICK.
ROLL TIDE
>>63382515
>wanting dudes to suck your dick
heh faggot
>>63382473
Well because Berlin is city full of history and interesting things to do. Married doesn't mean you can't go out and enjoy Berlin life right? :p
Nope I'm French.
>>63382379
I hope you find your way to the land of the fat and the home of the fine ass bitches soon friend ;)
>>63379638
I would be livid. SEC bias isn't even that big anymore, but Bama bias is still fucking horrible. They're not even good outside of Henry and a couple linebackers.
rutgers the dream
>>63382502
I come on here every Saturday, I wouldn't know. I spend my time elsewhere through the week so I don't want to hang myself
>>63382211
but F-am i am rutgers fan 2bh
>Desmond Howard is talking about a Pitt upset over the bootyblasters
Did he even watch the Syracuse and UNC games, lmao what a dumb nigger
>>63382566
I'm a Purdue fan, so I understand that feel.
>>63382525
Thanks bro
>>63382523
Yeah it's nice but the day to day living takes away the appeal of the history.
Get your game face on bitches. The Tide is going to Roll tonight. I feel it in my plums.
>>63382560
>not wanting to hang yourself
>Gameday in Tuscaloosa for the 100th time
>no SEC bias
>no Alabama bias
But really, you're a pleb if you still watch this show and not English premiere league football instead.
>Gameday in Tuscaloosa
Always a boring atmosphere and shit signs desu
>>63382658
It's a top 5 matchup bro.
>>63382658
>implying gameday shouldn't be at Alabama today
>>63382658
BPL is fucking overatted.
It's the SEC of Football (or soccer if you will).
>>63382658
>SEC bias
Not anymore
>Alabama bias
Yes.
But its a top 5 matchup so fuck you
>>63382635
You a Purdue fan?
Next year you guys will have a freshman receiver named Nate Johnson who goes to my high school alma mater. Absolute beast
>>63382658
>being a soccer C U C K
lol
>>63382774
I was hoping to see more of Anthony Mahoungou
this year. This kid can play.
Well I'm a bit biased but still.
>>63382774
Take out a huge insurance policy on his ACL and when he tears it then you profit.
Sorry he's going to never going to win an FBS game until we fire our coach after next season.
>>63382658
>top 5 matchup not gameday
>bournmeme newcastlel
NFLfag here, tell me who to watch for for the coming draft. I haven't followed this NCAAF season as closely as last because my Jest aren't shitting the bed this year.
>Desmond Howard says earlier that Pitt is scrappy and and can pull off the upset
>Now not 15 minutes later says that ND is too much
He should run for president
>>63382674
>>63382680
>>63382698
>>63382702
>>63382814
>>63382869
Didn't mean to rustle so many jimmies :-)
@63382917
literally basking in the (You)s
>>63382911
gotta fill three hours some how
also we /mandrama/ now I guess
>yfw Bear posts in /wwe/
>>63382903
Leonard Fournette for next year
Jaylon Smith, Paxton Lynch, Jared Goff, Ezekiel Elliot, Vernorn Hargreaves, Ronnie Stanley, Joey Bosa the best players for draft this year
>>63382903
The Jets will need a QB asap.
Paxton Lynch of Memphis, Boykin of course of TCU or Jared Goff of Cal.
notre dame has ZERO chance of playoffs idk why this meme exists
>>63382949
Robert Nkemdiche will be the #1 pick in the draft dude.
>>63382967
A good win against Stanford and a Big XII champion with one loss and they are in desu.
>>63382953
Boykin shouldn't go high in draft French fry bro. He should be either a mid/late round QB or 2nd round/mid round receiver like Miller will be
>>63382917
That is exactly what you tried to do.
Go watch girl sports on your own
>>63382967
please see
>>63382349
>>63382976
Totally forgot about my boy Robert and Laremy Tunsil
>>63382953
>>63382949
>disrespecting cook this hard
i see through your deceitful ways
>>63383027
>Sucking a game managing QBs cock
Alright man
>>63382211
German from /bet/?
>>63382949
Dak is the sleeper QB this year
Who /GameDayWaffles/ here?
who /onlyhave8beerssohavetorationandcantstartdrinkingatkickoff/ here?
>>63383056
>poise is now 'game managing'
heh laffed
>>63383085
Dak is an Oreo version of Tebow who hopefully doesn't have a fucking ego and is willing to be a tight end
>>63383103
I'm not a broke nigga. Sorry. I'd wait til the Bama game kicks off if i were you.
>>63383066
I just posted over there at the advice of someone in this thread, yeah. (American in Germany)
>>63383108
When you guys get murdered by tOSU o I will be laffin
>>63383103
>All I have in my freezer is Natty light
well at least it's not Bud light
Didn't some french anon make some college football preview video a couple months back? Where is it?
>>63378998
>putting two teams that have already played each other in the top 4
>>63383150
well they should technically still be the best team in the country so eh
they would do as well as notre dame would
>>63383190
>>63382658
>Watching Soccer and not based CFB
Jokes aside, I'm doing both, see y'all at 1am GMT :^)
WAKEY WAKEY
DEER OPENER AND BAKEY
>>63383190
>Being THIS stupid
Your birth was medical malpractice
>Derrick Henry is as good as Leonard Fournette
Henry is legitimately good but in Sabans basic middle school offense I would do good and I was a 320 pound DT in college (it was NAIA before any of you fags get assmad)
I didn't know Shelly Smith was a dyke
>>63383317
a good High school team could beat an NAIA squad
>>63382953
No Connor Cook? Oh, of course, you're that Purdue fan. Wait. >>63382949
Why no Connor Cook, what? Also, Frenchbro, we already have a better Big 12 QB as a redshirt rookie.
>>63383317
>I would do as well as a 4 or 5 star running back
fuck off and never post again
>>63383356
I'm not a Purdue fan haha.
Almost forgot about Bryce Petty.
>>63383352
Lmao no. A few of our guys were those 4/5 star recruits that keked themselves over in college and didn't wanna go back, so instead of the FCS or the JUCO route they came to us.
We went about .500 in my time there so my time was really meh
my god it's early
>they didn't compare Cardale's and JT's DUI record
missed opportunity to be honest
>mfw people say Connor Cook isn't going top 5 in the draft
>>63383375
Having le buttpain friend? :^)
Who /conecuhsausage/ for breakfast in this bitch?
>>63383422
Dubs Malzahn :)
>yfw bear takes the Vandlols
Jestfag here again, how come none of you mentioned Treadwell? He looks like at least an above average NFL WR1 from what I've seen, am I wrong?
>>63383450
nah, just find it funny that some fat guy thinks he can be a running back for Alabama
>>63383504
>He looks like at least an above average NFL WR1 from what I've seen
This is why the Jets will never be good again
two else is on a /bye/ this week?
bonus pretzel if your NFL team is also on a bye
NEED SCREENCAP OF THAT BIG TITTIE BLACK GIRL DANCING
That dance team is awful.
>>63383533
well this fat guy can bench press your whole family while simultaneously fucking your mother in the ass :^)
>>63383562
played yesterday, feels good family
>>63383133
Not broke, I'm just 20 and live in a college town and they card absolutely everyone. Turn 21 in like 3 months, this is the most frustrating time of my life.
>>63383544
I'm not Mac Daddy, I'm just a fan. What am I missing, shitposter?
>>63383504
Will Fuller is good for one drop a game, but he is one of the best burners and downfield threats in years and certainly the best one Notre Dame had since Golden Tate
>>63383179
I have PBR so only marginally better
>>63383607
what the fuck was w/ that score, brah? first thing I thought when I saw that was "/cbb/ season hasn't started yet.."
how the hell did they let the ponies put so many points on the board?
>>63383607
Hey thanks for saving our season because GT and fUSC decided to be horrible
>>63383608
Get one of your friends to buy it for you dude. How fucking hard is that?
>>63383621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMESjoqJH9k
>>63383650
temple normally plays up to the level of their opponent
read: the score of temple vs umass, temple vs notre dame, and notre dame vs umass
>>63383651
I-I-I guess it's neat being a quality win
>>63383628
So he's an average WR2 who will likely be a poor man's Martavis Bryant? Also, the Jest don't need wideouts right now, I'm looking at this for ff purposes.
>>63383598
I hope you like sticking your dick in a corpse
>>63383608
Do they stamp or give bracelets at your local bar?
>>63383665
I feel like such a bother doing that. My gf doesn't like to do it either because she says I'm starting to drink too much. Will honestly probably just wait it out. My mom and stepdad always sends me home with cases and cases of beer.
>>63383677
Injuries happen, you fucking shitlord. He looked great until he hurt himself.
Why do sluts get to host gameday f am
>>63383727
>He looked great until he hurt himself
That's literally my argument
>>63383686
who are you quoting?
>>63383725
Tell your girlfriend to shut her face. Ask a friend. It's fucking Saturday and you're in college. If anybody complains about going into the store to grab you a 12 pack of beer they are a faggot. I used to do it for my cousin all the time before he turned 21
>>63383719
deny entrance
>Lee Corso
>Professional Novelty Oversized Head Presenter
i forget.. has corso always been this goofy or has he been steadily getting more senile? wish I had some tape to look back at
>Rick Ross is the guest picker
If Corso makes a pear joke I will lose my shit
Also I love how GameDay plays i by Kendrick Lamar for some highlight recaps
>>63383762
That sucks, when you turn 21 you'll realize that shit is pretty overrated though.
>>63383684
I'm sorry for your loss due to your moms ass trauma
Quietest and laziest gameday crowd of all time
>>63383747
need a little t&a to spice up the early morning, get the blood pumping
>>63383749
He's still good, I've seen him play this year. The hands are still there.
hey guys, how was the philly crowd last week?
asking because I was in it and want to know how it compared to others
Please Navy beat Memephis
>>63383807
it's cause they literally go to Tuscaloosa every fucking year, regardless of whether the Tahd are having a down season
honestly, how many fucking times have they done Bama?
>kiffin's krimson korner
>>63383843
It got REALLY hyped up in Q4. was rlly gud but it wasn't a Big House or anything>>63383855
yay for thinly-veiled KKK references
>>63383875
oh I meant gameday but that's good to know family
>>63383855
I hate to break this to you, friend, but Memephis is going to a NY6 game
still gonna watch that Navy game though, if for no other reason, to watch the Navy coach getting visibly upset
>>63383875
fuck
Time to slit my own throat
>>63383800
I really just like drinking at home. Mostly just beer and never a lot, a moderate to fun amount 8-12. Pretty silly that I can't buy it when I've been living on my own for 2 and half years now.
>>63383898
nah I wasn't specific enough it was my b
>>63383893
As far as GameDay goes you guys booed the picks you hated pretty well but the cheering was a tiny bit underwhelming
>>63383862
>waaaah why do they do game day at one of the best colleges in football waaaaaaah
>>63383894
I hate that motherfucker. He was down by a field goal to Notre fucking Dame, scored 3 TDs in a short amount of time and all the kek could say was "Hurt durr we played like le shit XD"
Fuck Ken Niamolonineeleven
>>63383905
Guess what I'm 28,single and alone
Gonna have to live it through,good times will come along.
>>63383956
>people that mistake a declarative statement for criticism
You've been here to long
You are hereby instructed to go outside for five whole minutes
Make uncomfortable eye contact w/ everyone that passes
Alabama alumnus here, how do you think we'll do?
unfortunately I can't watch because people order a lot of pizza on Saturday nights
>>63383940
alright thanks family
>>63384017
looool
>>63384017
>implying every house you deliver to won't have the game on
get that watch app for your phone, nigga
Can Vandy just please fuck over Flawda?
Do something useful for once in your fucking life vandy
>you will never talk with your hands like Coach Saban
;_;
>>63380061
I believe in their football team about as much as I believe in their pilots. Okie Lite is going to finish 9-3.
>>63384017
Well if Fournette fucks your shit up you always have discounted pizza and your sister to gargle on your cock friend :^)
>Saban is a manlet
Nothing on earth makes me more happy than this
>>63384017
I feel for you, my Alabama alumnus friend is closing at McDonald's tonight.
Best games today and their kick off times?
>>63384125
beat me to it fucker
>>63384163
>>63384110
yeah i'm sure your life is much better than his because you're taller.
>>63383876
If you're talking about
>kiffin's krimson korner
It's more of a tosh.0 reference than a KKK reference.
>>63384193
Hey look a manlet
>>63384198
>implying that wasn't part of the tosh.0 joke
>>63384125
Alabama LSU is the best of the day at 8
Clemson vs Florida state should also be good at 330
TCu vs Oklahoma State at 330
Also Cincinnai Houston may be good
Why does gameday always play some depressing ass shit while im trying to eat breakfast?
MUH SOB STORY
>>63384224
It was part of the tosh joke, but kiffin's krimson korner is referencing the tosh.0 skit.
>>63384193
manlet detected
>>63384224
>>63384198
Ahhhh I remember the first couple seasons of Tosh.0 being funny. Then he tried to be le edgy and was a cringe shitfest
Tosh.0 is literally humor for 14 year olds.
Oh god this story
Good night sweet prince
Spoiler: the kid is dead
I demand we organize a petition to the purveyors of >Disne!yspn.com, to remove these sappy 30 for 30 segments, and replace them w/ something sexier, like two chicks in bikinis eating double bacon cheeseburgers, jousting on top of monster trucks
>are they wet and soapy, too?
fuck yes they are
'merrica
>He was the biggest fan but he had cancer
>they visited him and let him go to a game
>he either is dead or will most likely die in the future
Every.
Fucking.
Time.
Fuck you Tom Rinaldi
OH GOD HERE COME THE WATERWORKS I CANT HELP IT ANYMORE
>>63384311
No shit f am
Probably should have been a Tide fan young man. Saban would have coached you into living.
>>63384323
This desu. I would rather see Lenard 4nette tackling a moving car while cheerleaders are wrestling in a tub of jello in the background.
>>63384369
LOL
>>63384163
Cheers lads, guessing top ones are the best yeah? Notre Dame at 12 etc.
Les Miles' stupid face reminds me of some movie/TV character. Can anyone help me?
>>63384240
I know man what the fuck
fug ;(
>>63384375
>Leonard Fournette v. A Real Car
see, the trick is to stay on top of the car
>>63384369
kek
>>63384369
Top kek
>>63384389
George W. Bush
>cancer kid would rather smell like corndogs and let the cancer get to him than go see nick saban
>>63384389
he looks like a puffy Kurtwood Smith
w/ a hangover
>>63384326
>Fuck you Tom Rinaldi
and Fuck you Disney too
>>63384431
nah I was thinking a politician or political personality tho
Just fatter and balder
>told Saban to shove it
get fucked bama
>Saban getting kucked by some kid dying of cancer
>>63383179
>being so poor you can't afford nice craft beer
Wtf
>>63383608
>being underage
Disgusting. You're not even a real man. Leave the fucking thread immediately. God damn I go to the store everyday and use my rights as a 23 year old proudly, and you're pussy ass is still under aged, god damn just...just leave me be.
I didn't want these feels so early god damn
>"american" lager
lager is for faggots and ladies on their periods
step up to flavor, faggots
>Jordan Jefferson
kek
TOUCHDOWN <insert team here>!
*beat quickens, rises exponentially...stops
GO!
Here come the <insert team here>!
AYA YAY AYAY I WANNA DREAM
TOUCHDOWN <insert team here>!
I WANNA DREAM
every fucking week
>>63384495
Aye fuck you bruh its leftover from a party and I'm not spending even more money to buy a shitload of good beer
If Rick Ross picks LSU i am throwing away all of my Rick Ross music.
>Iowa basketball losing to a division 3 school
pls don't be an omen for what's to come today
Lol the umbrella guys
>>63384577
>being a nigger
>>63384577
pics w/ timestamps and/or tits and penis
>>63384458
Might be what I'm looking for
>>63384492
Fukken saved
>ROZAY
Top laff
>>63384543
There's also the other song this year though. History something.
Kentucky will win today.
>>63384577
I'll take your copy of God Forgives I Don't
>>63384530
>IPA
Try a real beer, fag.
>>63384562
Dude it's like $10.00 after tax for a six pack of a good craft beer. Wouldn't you rather have that for the bama-LSU game and just can the nature while you're day drinking?
>>63384634
>strawberry
>real beer
Lmao
>>63384663
>IPA
>not drinking literal piss to fit in with other hipsters
Lmao
>>63384634
>strawberry lager
Pardon me, miss, but I'm going to need tits and a timestamp
>lager
8.0 ABV does not make up for the fact that you're drinking strawberry douche
>>63384634
That's 10.00 I'm gonna spend on two Hot N Readys friend ;)
I'm going to drink the piss Natty Light for ND-Pitt and grab some Lil Squeezers and then head to a restaurant next to my work that has a shit load of good beer. they're running amazing half off specials at the bar, and I get a quarter off drinks cause work so I'll spend like 2 or 3 bucks on great beer.
>>63384703
Not drinking an IPA, just making fun of your shit tastes la
Drink Coke Zero
Who else into /crootin/?
Literally 5 coaches from ND went to see CB Damar Hamlin at Pittsburgh high school last night, I really want that kid
Rick Ross running on black people time.
>>63384734
>drinking natty at noon
Shit that sounds fucking terrible.
>/beer/
>>63384826
A CB will definitely make Notre dame a national title contender
>>63384826
*a Pittsburgh high school
>>63384828
It will be. But all worth it when I take these 2 LSU and 2 Bama fan friends of mine to get absolutely hammered on some God tier crafts tonight
>>63384861
Actually it will because our secondary sucks gazelle dick
>>63384906
Delusional
nth for Pullman will never host college gameday
>>63384923
Hello friend have you heard of this truly exceptional invention called a joke?
>>63384944
I watch one play every week
>>63384883
>4 sec fans in Indiana
How'd that come to be? And you're in for a fucking shit show if you get them all drunk enough, this coming from someone who has lived in New Orleans and Baton Rouge before, trust me.
Get ready for a bunch of redneck bullshit.
>>63384962
>>63384986
>alabama and lsu fans hanging out together to watch a game at a bar
You have no idea how terrible of an idea that is.
RICK ROSS
IM SANCTIFIED
Who else getting /fuckedup/ tonight.
Got a 12 pack to myself and some hydro's that a doctor prescribed for pain that I never experienced so I saved them.
>>63385002
Wut
>>63385013
That's what I was saying, genius.
Guaranteed heated argument or at least someone throwing a beer at each other.
>>63384986
Nah man I live in Tennessee. It sucks because the amount of UT and Bama fans, who are literally the worst fanbases ever, but ND fans are everywhere so I'm good
>>63385013
One of em (Bama) is a little rowdy and another (LSU) can get butthurt but they're not fucking retarded. One of them did fight some guy two years ago tho lmao
>>63385045
>drinking alone
>medicating alone
Holy shit that is sad
>not drinking coffee right now
sure is alcoholism ITT
>>63385056
I was agreeing with you sugar. Sorry for the confusion. Roll Tide. Come gimme kiss.
>>63385098
Not yet ;)
>>63385054
This guy
>>63385091
did you forget where you are family
>>63385117
No u
Drinking coffee now. Going to switch over to wine in a few hours, then beer for the Bama game.
My team doesn't play until 330.
>>63385084
Also forgot to mention one (Bama) is a chick. Because she is a Bama fan she obviously isn't attractive
taking acid now f am
notre dame would bootyblast either of these teams desu (to be honorable) senpai (fuck a mother)
Imagine being Tom Rinaldi.
Imagine being employed to travel around the country interviewing people (mostly children) that he knows will die
>>63385176
smugbamagirl.gif
>leonard fournette is only a few months older than me
i refuse to believe this to be honest
So being white and the starting qb for Alabama puts you on a direct path to the vagina of the hottest woman in Alabama?
>>63385182
At least the noon games will be interesting for you now
>>63385205
It powers him
That Les sucking on a corn dog poster.
So is tonight the night that this whole "Leonard Fournette" meme thing dies? It's frankly gotten quite old.
>>63385204
Therideneverends.png
>>63385221
He is a fucking 27 year old man. Saw him live as a freshman at the Music City Bowl. 225 lbs. Took a kick back. What even.
>Gameday sign
>Pic of jamie and Cersei Lannister kissing
>"We're moving to Alabama, we won't have to hide there"
>yfw Rick Ross fucks yo bitch
>>63385227
pretty much
Should we prepare for a 9-6 masterpiece of a game?
>>63385227
Yes. For life, actually.
>miss st freshman def lineman dies in a car crash
sorry for the loss
EL ESHU!
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>Rick Ross about to be on set
>Time to bring massive buckets of potato salad
>>63385322
Nah family defenses aren't that good
But since Bama offense is easy to read and
>LSU QBs
I think 24-23
>NANER PUDDIN
god dammit why does food in the South have to be so god damned based
and far away from me '_:
>>63385322
Not with LSU's offense this year. They're going to score at least 24.
>>63385333
Why was he at Oklahoma st?
>>63385355
>tater salad w/ nilla wafers
take another hit, po thead
>>63385289
Ok, that's actually well done.
>>63385333
heard about that, thought it was a FB. Think his dad died too. Real sad shit.
>>63385358
Not all its cracked up to be
Food is either great or shit
Everything is fucking beautiful except for Alabama
People are either hospitable as fuck or want to shoot you because you're a Yahnkeh or a nigger
So breddy gud if you stay away from Alabama
>>63385356
>>63385375
>24 mind
Damn, we've been in synch this morning. Good to meet cool trips like you and Fuck the Colts, instead of cum swallowers like Nuts in the Wind.
>>63385419
so mad lol
>>63385205
>not powering your broadcasting career w/ the souls of the innocent
>>63385419
Dreamland BBQ is awesome. Order some of their BBQ sauce of their website. We actually got dreamland 2 weeks ago for the Bama Tennessee game.
>>63385437
Hi Sir do you know how to read
What's with the corndog shit?
>>63385465
>tfw dipping your white bread in a styrofoam cup of piping hot Dreamland sauce
>LSU
>>63385465
Everytime I go down to Huntsville :')
>>63385419
lived in LA (lower Alabama, FL pan handle) for 5 years while I was active duty
I firmly believe that southern bbq and other deliciousness was created after the Civil War, because the people that migrated West afterward can't cook worth a shit.. everything here tastes overdone and under seasoned
>>63385480
#1 food in the south
>>63385480
>he doesn't know the corndog story
>>63385501
My nigga.
>>63385527
>not a based fried turkey leg
you've never lived until you've gorged your self on fried turkey
This must have been a girls idea.
>>63385530
Can you red pill me?
>>63385548
fukken this
Disney World turkey legs make me cum every time
>>63385548
How fat do you have to be to enjoy a fried turkey leg?
>>63385561
http://trackemtigers.com/the-telling-of-the-lsu-corn-dog-story-2/
>>63385560
Jesus Christ I cringed
That is actually a normal warm up el o el
>>63385585
>merrica flag
>fat joke
nice try, sempai
>>63385560
>implying you could even max out at 230
>>63385585
>implying it's not just delicious
>>63385610
The south is the fattest part of the USA by far
>>63385437
No one is mad. Every southern state has cool things to offer and see, except bama and Mississippi.
Everyone in the United States knows those are the shitholes of the country, and to avoid them at all costs.
>>63385632
so mad lol
>>63385560
What's sad is that by Tuscaloosa gameday sign standards, it's a good one. 90% of the signs they make there just use some twitter meme typed out, substituting every letter 'a' with their athletic logo
>>63385623
and the bottom of the ocean is probably the wettest
you're still pitching balls here, m88
>>63385619
Strong banter here
>>63385632
Ole Miss is pretty af if you don't mind the persisting cigar smoke in your nostrils
>>63385651
'no'
The south is heaviest per capita
>>63385663
>Waiting to receive the blessings of Saint Richard Ross.
CANT CANT THE BANT
>>63385651
I don't even know how to read this shit
>>63385651
Idaho and Utah are the thinnest states in the country, but that's just cause they either are Mormon and give all their shekels to Space Jesus, or their poor and have no shekels
>>63385650
I pitched my balls into your mums ass m8
I'M BURNING PURPLE FLOWERS, ITS BURNIN MY CHEST
*rick ross grunt*
>>63385465
Saw's BBQ in B'ham is better.
>>63385691
because niggers are fat. Yes there are fat white people, but niggers are fat. Highest concentration of niggers is in the south. Not hard to figure out.
>>63385704
It says the midwest is really fucking fat.
>camera man didn't know which fat black man was Rick Ross
>>63385720
[whiff!]
>>63385730
>tfw greens & grits from Saws Soul Kitchen and beer from Avondale
>>63385740
If this doesn't win the RT contest on the College GameDay account I'll be disappointed s m h t b h f a m
>>63385779
well that's from like three years ago bud
DESE NIGGAS CANT HOLD ME BACK
DESE NIGGAS CANT HOLD ME BACK
>>63385750
>somehow conduct full interview w/ Tyler Perry in a fat suit
>>63385691
>two empirical studies contradict my believed reality
>"no"
What you do is say "sorry Anon, it looks like I was wrong. I stand corrected."
>yfw lee corso was rick ross the whole time
I CALLED IT
I CALLED THAT SHIT
>>63383771
The devil is a lie
THE DEVIL IS A LIE
>>63385765
Absolutely godly
Have you been to Post Office Pies yet? That swine pie is fucking out of this world
Who /hype/ here?
This is the type of week we've been waiting for.
Go Bama
Go Pokes
Go Pitt
Go FSU
Go Pedo State
Rooting for chaos
>>63385852
not yet but I plan on it soon
>>63385826
Your study is prevalence of obesity. Not which area weighs the most. You study can also be misleading for states with lower populations
Pls keep up m8000
>Bear actually(literally) selected the Vandals
just how shit are SouthAl? worse than Troy?
>>63385860
Fuck you
If you knew any shit you'd know ND destroys Pitt in like every category
I WALK INTO THE ROOM YOU CAN EVER HEAR ALL OF THE SILENCE
>>63385892
You're the only person who cares about Boise State this on /sp/ this whole season
>>63385894
I know this, however I want Pitt to win
NAVY PLEASE BOOTYBLAST MEMEPHIS
>>63385894
>mfw Pitt game manages to perfection and a assmad inducing 20-17 win.
>>63385892
Absolute madman
>>63385926
I'll accept this answer but also eat shit
TEFLON DON
>>63385915
COLLEGE FOOTBALL PROGRAMS THAT /sp/ BAND WAGGONS
[1]WKU
[2]Whoever the current Champ is
[3]Hurr Durr Sturr
[-9999] Everyone else
Holy fuck. That gameday Alabama vs LSU segment just gave me chillbumps.
ROLL FUCKING TIDE
How does one type out the Rick Ross grunt?
HRUH
Solid hangover advice there
HOLY SHIT RECE
I WANNA DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK NOW FUCK
>>63385993
jesus christ you guys are faggots
>>63385998
what's up Bermuda
how's the weather?
>>63385867
Definitely try it out. It shares a building with Avondale and they run taps through the wall all the way into POP.
>>63385892
USA USA USA
tide pls
LSU 28-24
>>63386017
i like it
>ROLL TIGER INDEEEEEEED
LEE CORSO IS A LEGEND
NOT SO FAST MEIN FREUND
Hahahaha Corso
THE ALABAMA FANS CONFUSED
WHAT DO???
Okay, that trick play was good.
I hope Bama gets annihilated.
corso gonna STTDB
Based freeway ricky ross chose Bama it was meant to be
>Corso acting like a nigger on national signing day
>muh bama bias
>they pick LSU
>>63386007
>in /cfb/
>isn't a cum loving faggot
>>>/out/
>Beth Mowins
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
Thank god he didn't pick Bama. They lose almost every time he picks them
>>63386047
Condition: Normal/Standard
Proceed as Usual
>vanderbilt
>>63385501
>DIPPING
>WHITE BREAD
>INTO *BARBECUE SAUCE*
holy fuck the south stereotypes are all true
>immediately transition to dyke bitch in the swamp
Bama 20-17
Coker wins it late.
>see vanderbilt logo
>change channel
>picking LSU
Literally why lmao Bama is gonna crush them
Bama got
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>63386068
>not watching nd vs pitt
>>63386070
My exact feelings. I never want Corso to pick us to win.
>>63386084
its amazing desu senpai
>G&S on the ROOT
fuck yes, my sport package is awesome
lol vanderbilt
Time for Vandy to upset and to win the east.
Beth Mowins has dyke pubes on her chin
so we are all in agreement that the dook - uncheat game is only 12pm game to watch?
who did rick ross pick f am i wasn't paying attention
>>63386011
Beautiful outside. Good thing I'm here shitposting on spee and watching football.
Where the fuck are the georgia fans?
>Hackenberg drills the umpire in the face on his first pass
jej
>>63386123
i hear ya
what the fuck are you gonna do on the island that you haven't done a thousand times before anyhow?
>>63386122
the winner
>>63386122
Bama
Hackenberg pass deflected by referee face
>>63386102
i bet you prefer it to ribs you fat southern shit
>>63386158
so much hatred lol
>>63386121
ND - Pitt
Narduzzi needs a statement win
Go Heels
>women calling football games
When will the feminism end
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DOOK
>Marquise Williams has to quiet the UNC crowd
Why don't you go to games and actually learn stadium etiquette, faggots
Southerner status: BLOWN THE FAT OUT
>>63386141
Valid point. It's not every week my Northwestern Wildcats are ranked.
>>63383766
well before he had that stroke he was actually somewhat of a decent analyst for them
now he's just a meme/mascot
CJ PROSISE
THE ROUT IS ALREADY ON FAMILY
>>63386170
>Beth Mowins
>woman
>>63386084
>>63386084
Alabama is a hellhole that likes to advertise themselves as "southern". Georgia and North Carolina are the only real southern states
>Duke was ranked higher than UNC
>>63386192
Sure is nice living rent-free in yankee heads desu senpai
cmon Pitt, dont do that shit
Northwestern has a MAC-tier fanbase.
>>63386203
>resorting to meme plays
>>63386186
Sitting quietly the entire game like an autist isn't fun for all of us
WELP STAY TUNED FOR A BLOWOUT GUYS
>>63386212
youre in me head drizzling barbecue sauce onto ice cream, yes
>>63386222
7-0 bruh
>>63386224
You do it on offense you retard. Have you never been to a game?
Flawless start for le irish
Friendly reminder Alabama will win by double digits tonight
BEST PA TEAM CONFIRMED
>>63386221
That's insulting to the MAC. I attend more Northwestern games than most Northwestern students, and I just go when OSU comes to town
>Shitt
>>63386248
What university is autistic enough to not make noise during a game?
GG Florida
>>63386221
Small school, and no religious affiliation like Boston College or ND. Plus a lot of alums move out of Chicago after graduation, like me for example.
>Sneak
>>63386272
Are you trolling?
You yell on defense, but you stay quiet when your team is on offense so they can hear the play.
Lurk more and go out before posting on here agian
>be me
>talking to 9/10 qt lesbo
>she has low self esteem, doesn't believe shes a 9/10
>literally no one talks to her because she's lesbo
>I think she's a cool person
>tells me she has a secret
>tells me she is really bi but only for certain guys
>tells me I'm one of those certain guys
>cool.jpg
>too far stuck up my current gf's ass to do anything about
>no one believes that me and lesbo had a thing
fast forward 4 years
>walk into a business law class
>see 9/10 lesbo
>still stuck up gfs ass
>damn 9/10 is a 9.3/10 now
>doesn't even sit next to me
>messages me on facebook asking about the class
>I finally say fuck it and ask for her number
>she immediatly replies back and says "hey you should actually come out wth me and my friends tonight"
>I deny because I'm broke till monday and I have previous plans
>seriously thinking about borrowing money just to hang out with this girl
>my gf has no idea
>>63386272
>hey guys lets be loud as fuck when the team when we're rooting for needs to be able to communicate as much as possible, that makes total sense
>i haven't realized i'm wrong yet even though multiple people are telling me i'm a jackass so i'm going to defend my dumbass statement even harder
why do people do this
>Jela Duncan
>Went to Mallard Creek
>Goes to Duke
Duke recruiting literal retards now
>>63386298
>he's telling me to go outside while simultaneously posting on a Serbian bricklaying forum
why
>>63386221
>>63386263
not all mac schools have shit fan bases senpai
>that trick play
lel pitt
NIGERIAN POWER
>>63386302
Break up with your GF. Ending a shitty relationship gives you confidence that you can use on this new girl.
also get a job
>>63386302
[1]get some money
[2]go hang w/ Qt and her friends
[3]have a gang bang
Why are you even here shitposting about /cfb/??
GO FUCKER
GO GET LAID
>>63386302
i'll take "things that never happened" for $500, alex
>>63386302
Cheeky sex with a lesbro is god tier
>>63386289
Mire than anything it's because Northwestern spent decades where their administration took active steps to ensure they were bad at sports, and even took pride in it.
Then they realized that was fucking stupid because sports make money.
At least you guys have Fitz, he's basically Northwestern's Bill Snyder
>corso picking FSU
9-0 confirmed
>>63386315
If you have never watched football before why are you starting with college?
If you don't understand what's going on at halftime go back to staring at walls with your mouth open
>>63386312
Don't be mad because your shitty school can't get hype for a game
Dat trick play from Georgia
Found some semishit beer in back in freezer instead of natty light.
Life is good friends
>>63386289
Enough with the bullshit excuses. The school is in the 3rd largest city in the country. Their stadium is small. They're in a P5 conference. They should be able to fill at least 3/4 of their stadium for a game between two teams with winning records this late in the season.
>>63386370
They scored, but it was overturned.
>>63386370
nickyoungwat.jpeg
What's everyone here watching before the 3:30 ranked match ups?
Duke/Carolina for me; winner wins their division imo
>>63386381
Describe please
>>63386382
>beer in freezer
I hope you like beer ice
>>63386404
Goal Line
>>63386404
Penn State/NW
>>63386272
>yelling when your offense is on the field
You're a SEC student are you not
>>63386404
Pitt/Nd. Rooting for the upset
Big Bill Fuller bending over that Pitt D though
>>63386404
lazytown
>>63386404
Northwestern and Penn State because that affects OSU's SoS
>>63386406
>>63386404
I'm gonna go watch the James Bond movie instead of waste time watching shit games
>>63386334
I have a job but me and gf share an apartment plus I'm in college so I stay pretty broke
>>63386335
Haha they're not going anywhere until tonight. I might go kick it with her after the Bama LSU game. I might just keep her on a sting until then.
Tbh I thought she was completely over me until she messaged me on fb. I was gonna use the whole "hey, let's study together" approach but I just said fuck it and asked for her number straight up
>>63386406
I have le shit freezer bud, shouldn't have frozen over anyway
>>63386431
>watching a british film ever
enjoy your money being funnelled to the terrorists
>>63386431
>willingly paying money to watch the shittiest bond movie ever made
>>63386430
If you're not drinking natty ice; you're not tailgating college football
shotgunned a 25 oz natty ice before the Clemson game last week
>the toppest of hills
might be a bad day for g&s
fau looks like they want to make a statement
>>63386431
>shit games
This is a damn good morning slate
>mfw jawjafags say "this is the year" to me
>>63386463
Natty ice smells directly like beer shits
>>63386448
what do you say to ask a girl for her number; hey what's your number so I can chat you up? I've always contrived non-direct ways of asking for it and try to work in talking about other stuff.
>dook
>>63386461
Is it that bad? I had hope for it because Skyfall qas great
>Watch gameday
>see florida at the goalline
>get up to take a shower
>come back
>still 0-0
What did i miss?
>>63386485
>le 9gage XD
>>63386481
three ranked teams playing
grip and sip
what more could you want?
Northwestern just got a personal foul for a completely clean sack on Hackenberg lol
>>63386531
>Hackenberg
what?
>>63386531
that was bullshit man
>>63386521
Plus a rivalry game
>>63386531
yea that was full on refball, at least hack is shit so it doesnt matter
>UCF player out on targeting
How could one team drop so far
>>63386404
unc/duke here too
>>63386565
bortlels graduated
>>63386404
do people not just watch Goal Line?
>>63386489
no pussy
>>63386497
"hey let me get your number so we can go get some craft brew or something soon!"
"555-5555 me and some friends are actually going to AnonCity Brewing company tonight, do you want to join us?"
You see how I turned it into more of a demand than a question? Getting numbers is easy as fuck. Where you go after that is the important part
>my boss just called
>wants me to come in at 1:30
>says I don't have to but he could use my help
>only like 4 and a half hours
Fuck what should I do like football but I like money
>>63386604
Bama/lsu not til 8. Get paid son
>>63386604
tell him you're comfy
>>63386604
slap his ass
>>63386604
>implying your wife didn't put him up to this
Pitt you rascals
>>63386599
I've just drank SOOO much natty in my life that I'm kind of fucking sick of it.
Don't get me wrong, I'll smash some 211s wth the best of em but something about that fucking natty.
I've been on a whiskey kick here lately anyway. A liter of jack is only <20 bucks at most places and it gets me niiiice and smashed
>>63386604
>get watchespn on phone
>go to work and watch game
>>63386604
Are you an ND student?
>>63386604
How much do you make?
>Florida kickers
>>63386604
If your team is playing, stay home. If not, go to work
>>63386604
you should go in so I don't have to see your retarded namefag posts for the rest of the day.
>>63386601
I feel ya
I think my approach was too passive
>>63386639
>If your team is playing
I dumb
>>63386638
minimum wage
>>63386604
Are you concerned about all the games tonight or just the Notre Dame game? If the latter, then just say I cant come in until the time the game ends because of some other plan.
Pitt pls
>>63386604
stay home. i'm still kicking myself for missing the FSU/GT and Miami/Dook endings
>>63386680
>>63386680
Stay home.
DOOK
>>63386680
>Nodr Dem education
>>63386680
Dude don't go in, that's a waste of time
>dook
>>63386680
go into work.
those big macs don't make themselves
>absurd penalty for "no sacks allowed" against Northwestern for daring to tackle Hackenberg behind the line of scrimmage
>next drive Penn State defender slams helmet into Northwestern's QB's helmet
>no penalty
Damn Carolina is looking nasty against Duke.
Thanksgiving weekend is going to be a tough one for us.
>Puk
>>63386680
>doing it for the lowest of wages
Are you a Mod?
did you ban me during the World's Eries for posting to many rare Pepes?
>>63386733
>watching spicswing
>>63386618
>>63386620
>>63386639
>>63386653
Th-thanks
>>63386637
Out of college, went to ND but transfered to an NAIA college to go play football
>>63386629
>tfw no wife
gf but like 2 weeks
>>63386636
My boss is cool but not that cool
>>63386626
He is this cool ;)
>>63386638
About 22 an hour
>>63386727
post gif of sack
>>63386727
neither of those should have been penalties, its irrelevant that Thurston was a QB, he was a runner
sackenburg strikes again
duke is looking like crap
>Penn State thought they were good because they beat Illinois
>they can't move the ball at all against a team that got BTFO'd by Michigan and Iowa, even with refball
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63386751
why would you give away your Notre Dame degree to go to literally who?
>>63386769
>B-BUT MUH FIRST ROUND QB!!
>was watching duke/unc game
>wife's antique roadshow popped up to tape on dvr
what do?
>dook
>>63386665
Well I already had kind of a confidence boost because she messaged me first.
Don't overthink it because girls are even more anxious/lame in social situations than a lot of guys are and they are very susceptible to what you tell them.
post >yfw UNC beats clemson in the acc championship and keeps the acc out of the playoff
ND qb destroyed
>>63386794
tape over it
>>63386794
>>63386794
slap your ass
>>63386811
>>63386811
>>63386811
>>63386811
NEW THREAD
>>63386680
I work at a car wash for minimum wage plus tips so I average around 12-13 an hour after tax.
I tend to miss gamedays though. Even if it's a late starter. I enjoy grilling.
>>63386780
>got accepted into ND
>graduated college
>still getting paid hourly and is willing to sacrifice his saturday for $88 bucks (pre tax)
it doesn't add up senpai
>>63386794
divorce
Why does Northwestern hop around like chimps after every play? Not even OSU cares so much about an incompletion
>>63386794
>not being a fag
>not having a bf/husband to watch games with
>>63386780
Hindsight says not good decision but whatever. Probably wouldn't have made it there anyway.
Foozball was too good to me :')
>UNC 3/3 for TDs so far
>1st quarter
Has UNC finally arrived m8s?
>>63386769
Northwestern is still very good, and beat Stanford.
Clayton Thorson is only a freshman too, Northwestern will be competitive for like the next four years
>>63386769
this is the power of northwestern defense
https://twitter.com/BSDtweet/status/663042553596416000/photo/1
>>63386834
they think causing hack to throw an incompletion is impressive
>>63386802
yeah im already realizing how much bullshit you can get away with if you just put on an air of confidence and are mildly funny.
go dawgs desu
>>63385333
Fuck for real? I go to MSU, just googled it.
FUCK that guy was in one of my elective communications classes this semester.
Jesus Christ.
