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Talkin' Softball edition

103 days until pitchers and catchers report.

>implying this isn't the GOAT Simpsons episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkpyZws4bJ8
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Mariners
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>>63374775
>this guy looks in the mirror
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>>63375198
Rays
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Royals
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>>63375207
Take care of my bb please. Feed him hearty meals of asparagus
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Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim will be paying Josh Hamilton $80,000,000 ($1,319,568,000 Mexican Pesos) through 2017 for being on a divisional rival's roster.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim paid a former player to literally elimate them from the post season.
Reminder that The The Angels Angels of Anaheim got rid of Hamilton for his drug problem and in turn are currently paying for his drug habit.
>analslime fans will try to defend this

Reminder that the first ~15 posts of /mlb/ are shitpost related
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>The Simpsons will never be good again
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>>63375296
It should go to a still shot for a few seconds to show the fan's reaction
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>>63375326
im too lazy to remake it
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What will be the next big trade
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>>63375335
Kek poor old man

>OY VEY DUDA YOU PUTZ WE SHOULD'A TRADED YOU FOR A PASTRAMI SANDWICH I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED MY GRANDSON'S BAR MITZVAH FOR THIS
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who /anime/ here?

>>63375369
the *first big trade
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>>63375369
Yankees trade Brett Gardner or Jacoby Ellsbury
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>>63375557
L E L
E L E
L E L

>>63375682
Right here.
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>>63375682
Where's Kajo in her sheet and a Sox hat when you need one?
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>Wahhhhhh, no more baseball
Reminder that this starts soon and is being streamed for free on YouTube in the U.S. (and in the few other countries where it's not being carried on TV).
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>>63375796
The Arizona Fall league is better senpai.
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>>63375715
>Ellsbury's contract
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>>63375815
>a bunch of MiLB kids out for themselves dicking around in meaningless games in the desert
What's not terrible about this?
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>>63375847
Gib us your best contact hitter. We take all the money sempai.
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>>63375796
schedule? anything not at 3am?

>>63375815
I like watching national team competitions desu
of anything

if the wbc ever became relevant I would die a happy man
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>>63375863
Watching future major leaguers dicking around in meaningless games showing off their talent. The Milwaukee Brewers have a kid that throws 98 MPH with a 78 MPH breaking ball. I did not know this before the Arizona fall league.
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>>63375796
>tfw no WBC until 2017
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tfw baseball
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>>63375997
>That disgusting infield

baka senpai
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>>63375997
Reminder that Australian League Baseball is streamed during real nigga hours every night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Qnisx7gvc

There's games from 11:30pm to 6:30am tonight famfam
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Daily reminder that the Dbacks will sign Jeff Samardzija
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J-jays will be ok right senpai?
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>>63376294
Nope incoming 22 year playoff drought.
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>>63375796
>mfw checking the rosters
those fucking taipei names, every time
>ching ming wang
>chien ming chang
>no chien ming wang

still alive tier
>andruw jones
>miguel olivo
>wilson betemit
>freddy garcia

and the koreans being posted and all the good jap players and maybe some cubans are pretty much everyone of note
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>>63376294
eat my ass
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>>63375869
>schedule? anything not at 3am?
http://en.Wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_WBSC_Premier12

>>63376218
THIS is also another great, underrated option.
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>Aussies playing baseball

It'll have to do
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>>63375207

Can someone enlighten me about this? It looks like a tasty sandwich. What's the fuss?
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>"he gets it in the warmup track"

top kek
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Who's involved in the bunghole park deal
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to those who were wondering in the previous thread, KBO is so hitter friendly simply because ballparks there are smaller and it's usually really hot
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>>63376457
Oz playing Baseball is better than Oz playing soccer or hokkei.

>>63375997
MOOOO-ve over Melbourne
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>>63376520
Publix, literally the GOAT sub sandwiches

>mfw Northerners will never experience this
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>>63376443
>all of japan's games at 5am
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>>63376612
>Has to go to chain sandwich shop for his sandwich
>No delicatessen that makes it's own pastrami, roast beef, and corned beef

Lmaoing at your entire life senpai
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>all this senpai baka desu trash

why is this site so fucking lame now
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>>63376612
Just so you know lads the tan name tag at Publix means she is <18
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>>63376750
baka desu senpai
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>>63376750
>implying thats worse than smdh tbqh kuck lad
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>>63376612
>mfw all the pure blonde teens that seem to make up the entire publix employee demographic
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>>63376750
kek baka senpai desu
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>>63376750
a jew moot sold to gook moot. mods employ stopgap measure to stop the spread of black tweet lingo. all of 4chan couldn't give a shit.
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>>63376750
Idk, I really with hiroshimoot would get rid of the filter already. It was only funny for a couple games desu senpai
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>>63376612
>>63376767
AOC in my state is 16. She wants the D
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>>63376792
>games

I meant days desu
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>>63376750
ne~ ne~ senpai
calm yourself down desu
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>>63376218
>chat is disabled for this live stream
what is the point if I can't banter with convicts
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why did the fuckin anime imageboard for weeaboos take away my instagram monkey grunts
what the fuck even is a "desu" baka senpai what keks
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>the city of this australian camera guy
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>>63376865
this

when the fuck did the weebs invade my precious /mlb/?
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>>63375219
> based cat
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>that kid in Little League who wore 8 armbands, 4 wristbands, custom cleats, oakleys, and a skullcap
>mfw he was trash at baseball
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>>63376929
Us classy young go-getters know how to play the right way
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>>63376929
he just has a rich dad
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>>63376929
>That kid who was a literal autist but had the hardest fastball in the league
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>>63375296
>>63375335
>>63375219
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>implying the based blue socks wont win the aussieb owl
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>>63376979
Oh fuck

>that kid with the hardest fastball and literally 0 control
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>>63376865
http://files2.swfchan.com/nrkqtouz/693689_461/hypnotized_by_desu.swf
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They should abolish the word "classy" because you can say "Cardinals" and it means literally, exactly the same thing. Why make things confusing?
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Will Randal Grichuk be good or is he just a meme?
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>>63376929
>that kid who thought he could switch hit
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>>63376612
>you will shove a cum filled sub up her hoo ha
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>>63376999
The Bandits are literally unstoppable senpai
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>>63377034
fuck, that was me

couldn't hit from either side desu
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>>63377038
Casey Anthony's cultivating another victim apparently
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>>63376929
i taped up my wrists and would take off the foam padding tape from my bats and tape them up with criss cross designs and shit

in high school we did warpaint with eyeblack

i only wore a sweatband on my glove arm if it was hot as fuck, otherwise my catchers mask would be rank from the sweat

always wore my pants high though
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>>63377008
>tfw he was in your team
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>>63377008
>tfw took that kid deep like 4 times because i wasnt a bitch and afraid of getting hit

ygsiu fuccboi
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>>63377076
That's pretty fucking try-hard dude

I'd chirp the shit out of you if I ever saw you on the field to be honest
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>>63377076

pic related
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>>63377146
Gay as fuck senpai
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>>63376929
>that kid who stretched the bottom of his elastic pant legs over his cleats to look cool
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>the coach's son
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>>63377120
i honestly taped my wrists because i saw a kid break his wrist when a kid slid into him at home plate when i was 10 or 11 and i always had a phobia about that, the bat tape everybody did on all teams.

the eyeblack warpaint thing i agree looking back was douchey but it was a team thing and we had fun with it, it was high school
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>that girl who only made the team because she was a girl

She was pretty hot though tobehonest
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>>63377215
this
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>>63377256
>Being young enough to have a girl on your team

Sucks for you
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>jeff shitshitja shows up on my australian baseball stream
fuck, threw my laptop at the microwave and now I can't make my wife's son grilled cheese
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Alright faggots, look at MLBTR's top 50 free agent predictions and insert whoever they predict your team will sign into your team's depth chart:

C: Miguel Montero
1B: Anthony Rizzo
2B: Starlin Castro
SS: Addison Russell
LF: Kyle Schwarber
CF: Denard Span
RF: Jorge Soler

SP 1: David Price
SP 2: Jake Arrieta
SP 3: Jon Lester
SP 4: John Lackey
SP 5: Kyle Hendricks / Jason Hammel

>dat pitching staff

HNNNNG
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>the kid that sucked ass in little league
>coach always stuck him in right field and played
>without fail every game would come down to him catching a lazy fly ball
>always fucking dropped it

i hope you're fucking dead michael.
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>that one big blue socks player with the beard

>tfw no bearmode boyfriend

no homo
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>>63377271
Nah dude this was when I was like 17. Granted, our team wasn't very good, but she only made the team because she was a girl and they were afraid to cut her. Believe me, she was garbage.

That ass in a pair of tight white baseball pants though
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>>63377320
>That ass in a pair of tight white baseball pants though

Only reason I watch softball.
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>>63377320
if you had a girl on your baseball team at the same time that you were 17 years old, then that was one shitty ass fucking baseball team.

the girls that tried to play with boys in little league moved to softball no later than 12. a girl trying out for my high school team would have been hilarious. im not sure the coaching staff would have even allowed it.
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>>63377343
This

Some of the softball girls at my D2 NCAA school are pretty fucking cute
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>>63377368
>be high school baseball player
>think some of the softball girls are cute
>annual baseball vs softball fundraiser game
>make us all bat opposite side and cant turn touble plays
>make us play by softball rules
>blow them the fuck out every year like 20-2
>they always hate us and would get revenge by fucking the football niggers

im still kinda pissed because there was one i really wanted to fuck at least one time but never got the chance to
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>>63376929

I usually had the newest model of the TPX Air Attack as soon as it came out, though the one's after the model II -5 were disappointing and I didn't like them. That was about all the cool gear I had. I had my own catcher's gear and didn't have to use the "team's" which was cool, but I was never one for stylin'
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>>63377411
Kucked
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>>63377428
anybody remember this shit

this is the one i used for basically all 4 years of high school
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>>63377469

vaguely, but I was all about Louisville/TPX
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Reminder that if you've never hit a home run in your life, you're not allowed to post in these threads ever.

Btw I'm talking about legit out-of-the-park home runs, not some cheap ass in-the-park homer with like 6 errors.
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>>63377493
>13 years old
>little league championship game
>hit a grand slam to dead center
>mfw

One of 3 I've hit in my life
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>>63377484
louisville made the exo nerd

everybody either used the exo or the stealth when i was in school

demarini came out with a bat in my junior or senior year that was made with a different kind of alloy, the ball screamed off of it and i'm pretty sure they banned it nationwide a couple of years later. only one kid had that one though and i never liked the way it felt
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>>63377291
C. Fleurs
1B. Abreu
2B. Howie Kendrick
SS. Asdrubal Cabrera
3B. David Freese
LF. Melky
CF. Eaton
RF. Avi
DH. Lashit

Sale
Quintana
Rodon
Danks
Johnson

tired of this signing meme oldfag shit tier declining free agents for a couple of years thing.
also tired of this avi meme
this team should be better theoretically, fills up 3 holes, but that's assuming they don't fucking suck like every other person the sox ever sign
and they would be even worse defensively and baserunning though, so please fucking no
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>>63377493
i didn't hit a single one until i was 16, and then i started hitting them left and right

i was always a contact hitter so it wasn't on purpose, didn't change my swing or anything and really didn't get any bigger. i think in my junior year of high school (the last year i played little league and AAU in addition to varsity and legion ball (high school summer team) from that august to july i hit something like 35 homers total, most of them were in little league and aau though against more scrubby players. only hit 9-10 total across four years of high school.
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>>63377493
>mfw never hit a home run in 3 years of high school baseball or scored a goal in 3 years of high school soccer
just desu senpai
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>>63377411
actually keked
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>>63377493

I never hit one in little league, but after my balls droppedl I hit a few in Babe Ruth(13+)/HS.

>>63377540
MB, I guess I don't remember the Exo line. I do remember Stealth and absolutely hating all things Easton though. I swear those fuckers stung more in spring/fall-ball more than other brands.
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>in an innings
>s
australia please
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>>63377291
C: Jesus Sucre/??????
1B: Mark Trumbo
2B: Robinson Cano
SS: Ketel Marte
LF: Franklin Gutierrez/Seth Smith
CF: Daniel Robertson
RF: ?????????

SP 1: Felix Hernandez
SP 2: Hisashi Iwakuma
SP 3: Taijuan Walker
SP 4: James Paxton
SP 5: Nathan Karns
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>>63377291
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/11/2015-16-top-50-mlb-free-agents-with-predictions.html
>tfw my team isn't predicted to sign one of the top 50 but literally every other team in the division is predicted to sign/retain at least one
Welp.
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>>63377649
i had a easton reflex for my first couple years on high school, but it just felt so dead every time i hit with it

like i would swear i hit one on the screws, with any other bat its to the wall on the fly but with the reflex im barely lining it into the gap on a hop

i think that bat was meant for really big kids that had a lot of power since the bathead flexed back slightly on the swing, and it would use wrist torque force at the moment of contact to flex it back in addition to the usual swinging force to put extra power into the ball

which is why i switched to the exo since it was a rigid barrel and a lot more like wood bats in the first place since the pop wasn't that crazy
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>bought some of that legal moonshine on a whim

This shit is hot garbage /mlb/ I should have stuck with real whiskey
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>>63377941
>Jason Heyward – Yankees. Ten years, $200MM.
>Ben Zobrist – Yankees. Three years, $51MM

These moves would dramatically change the line up for the better.
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You wouldn't really mind if we just took him off your hands, now would you, Angels?
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>doug fister hasnt received a QO

literally already in a jays jersey as we speak
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WHO TOOK BYUNG????????????
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>Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo 1m1 minute ago

>Dodgers acquire RHPs Jose Fernandez and Carter Capps from Miami for OF Andre Ethier, 3B Alex Guerrero, and OF prospect Jacob Scavuzzo

THE STOVE IS HOT
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>>63378090
ur mom
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>>63378132
Bullshit.
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>>63378132
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>>63377291
C: Russel Martin
1B: Edwin Encarnacion
2B: Devon Travis
SS: Troy Tulowitzki
LF: ???
CF: Kevin Pillar
RF: Jose Bautista

SP 1: Marcus Stroman
SP 2: Jordan Zimmerman
SP 3: Marco Estrada/Doug Fister
SP 4: RA Dickey
SP 5: Aaron Sanchez

pretty comfy desu, having hendriks, cecil, and osuna in the bullpen will help a ton, hendriks is underrated as fuck especially.
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>>63378181
Also edwin at DH, colabello at 1st at home/AL games
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>>63378032
It would make me laugh if the Royals managed to snag Gordon and Zobrist from under the noses of the moneyball teams
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>>63378259
Zobrist did just name his daughter Royal so he might go back. Gordon is going to get so many offers though and they might not be able to compete.
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>>63378259
>moneyball team
>Yankees
No, at least not in the usual definition.
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>>63378281
Honestly the Royals need a 2B, LF and RF.

Infante had a sub par year and we lost Rios in RF. Gordon will start a bidding war, would not surprise me if he got 100MM+ over 5
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>>63378281
>Zobrist did just name his daughter Royal

in the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?
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>>63378281
>Blaise Royal Zobrist
what an awful name, shit
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>>63378313
Give him a break, he's a Royals fan. He's just learning the terms.
>>63378343
Blaise Royal Zobrist.
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>>63378343
Blaise Royal Zobrist
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>>63378361
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>>63376784
>All the hot blonde employees at the Ocala Corners Publix and the Tennessee St Chic fil a

Muh dick, they're WAY too good looking to be cashiers at grocery stores and fast food fried chicken restaraunts. I saw the most beautiful girl ive ever seen working the chic fil a drive thru last week. Natural pale blonde with freckles, HNNNNG. She looked so clean too and her butthole probably smells like febreeze.
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>>63376929
>play 1B
>that pitcher on your team that was pure shit at pick-off throws to 1st
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>>63377809

>that line up

Jesus Christ, how awful.
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>>63378357
yeah but its more like 4 years not 2 so muh bandwagon
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>>63377809
I don't think Daniel Robertson will be the starting CF. They'll let him compete for it in ST but they'll almost certainly be getting a better CF this winter. No idea what they're going for in RF.

But yeah Zduriencik left us in tatters
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>>63378429
And in that time you haven't figured out "moneyball team" doesn't mean "spend a shitload on free agents'?
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>>63378442
4u
>>63378407
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what teams would be interested in a trade for ben revere?
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>>63378442
>>63378456

Y'all niggers should sign Dexter Fowler and Justin Upton.
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>>63378259
>Gordon
This team won't sign on an excellent but aging outfielder looking for that big contract that might take him into retirement, that's not at all what they do
>Zobrist
They're already paying Infante 8 million a year, and they're not going to sign Zobrist for his skill in the outfield. Unless they want a 14 million dollar DH, I doubt he returns
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>>63378450
well the deeper shit only got more interesting to me in the last year. I followed the stats stuff but trades and contracts were kinda boring. at least im not spouting memes
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>>63378491
There's a fucking Hollywood major motion picture about it. Not like it's some obscure, difficult to grasp concept.
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>>63378357
>>63378361
That first name is shit too.

>blasé - Unimpressed with something because of over-familiarity.
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>>63378474
Not signing Guthrie and Rios gives them 17ish a year to work with. I have heard rumors that the Royals want to unload Infante.

>>63378508
Again, I'm new to this. relax bro
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>>63377941
>Cespedes - Angels
>Murphy - Angels

Well considering how bad >our starting pitching is, buying a bunch of hitters makes perfect sense.
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When will the Cardinals realise that Molina is on the decline
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>>63378529
I think its pronounced 'Blaze'.
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>>63375170

Was this episode just a satire of the 1990s Yankees?
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>>63378570
>I'm new to this
No way.
>I have heard rumors that the Royals want to unload Infante.
I'm sure they'd love to unload that trash but no team is as retarded as you.
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>>63378604
Yeah I'm sure it is, just saying it's easy to make that connection.
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>>63378529
>>63378604
Saddest part is the mother is some sort of christian gospel singer. Must be from some protestant denomination. Catholics would never name their kid such a thing.
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Here's what the Nationals are expected to look like:

C: Matt Weiters
1B: Ryan Zimmerman
2B: Anthony Rendon
SS: Trea Turner
3B: Yunel Escobar
RF: Bryce Harper
CF: Gerardo Parra
LF: Justin Upton

SP1: Max Scherzer
SP2: Stephen Strasburg
SP3: Gio Gonzalez
SP4: Tanner Roark
SP5: Joe Ross

I can't wait to see how the Nationals fuck it up this time.
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>>63378620
Kid, you were this new once. Again, at least im not spouting memes
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>>63378685
You are a meme.
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>>63378685
>getting rekt
>getting mad about it
meme harder son
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>>63378685
If this isn't some ebin samefagging jape you really do need to lurk more
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>>63378685
Caleb, go to bed.
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>make postseason for the first time in 22 years
>billionaire owner sitting on a 34 billion dollar empire wont increase payroll to make huge FA signings


being a jays fan is suffering
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>>63378734
Caleb is such a shitty name to have, has there ever been a successful person in history named Caleb?
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>>63378685

Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you need to stop posting.

Have a nice day.
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Did you know Dusty Baker helped invent the high five?
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>>63378357
>>63378361

>be rays fan
>trade zobrist
>he gets bounced around, wins world series as a merc with KC
>names his fucking child royal

its a shame because i liked you ben.
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>>63378782
>>63378734
>>63378715
>>63378707
>>63378695

#kissthering
#weareroyal
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>>63378753
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/mlb/kansas-city-royals/article41263632.html
>a 19-year-old community college student who works a part-time job at a nearby Gasmart
Nope.
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>>63378394
>her butthole probably smells like febreeze

i laughed but you're a fucking degenerate
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>>63378793
you forgot

>signed with yankees immediately after
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>>63378792
Yeah, but his had a wiggle to it and was called the Shake and Bake.
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>>63378817
Rays fans might go on suicide watch
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>>63378810
>liking smelly buttholes
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>>63378810
>He likes smelly buttholes
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>>63378810
not putting a scent on your butthole. what year is it? 2004?
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>>63378832
>>63378856
>doesn't like the smell of girlbutt
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>>63378817
well if that happens it would suck but the only player that had any value with us that signed a big contract with a hated team was carl crawford and he fucking flopped

zo got traded two seasons ago now, he's been gone long enough for that not to sting so much
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>>63378792
Did you know the other half of the patent belongs to a literal Doyer fag?
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>>63378832
>>63378856
>>63378869
it was more in the line if imagining what a 15 year old girl's butthole smelled like that made me call him a degenerate
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>>63378909
15 can't work nigger. 16 is the limit in the US
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>>63378932
hello autist
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>>63378932
not true kohai
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>>63378909
She appeared to be a college student and i was making a point about how good her hygeine habits probably are.
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>>63377368
>dykeball
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>>63377493
I am the Prince Fielder of mid tier rec slow pitch softball
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>>63378932
>>63379028
desu i think you can work at 14 if its a shop your parent run t bh
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>>63377493
>not some cheap ass in-the-park homer
You can't stop me just like their right fielder couldn't
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>>63379411
thank you based random gusts of wind
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>>63377493
>tfw inside the park grand slam

dank times
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>>63377493
>hit a couple of dingers throughout high skewl

I was more of a line drive hitter desu
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>>63377493

The Pap face is perfect for a little league in the parker, especially if one of the parents on the other team is a pathetic living-through rager screaming at their kid for fucking up.

>this webm reminds me so much of the stuff shitter teams did in little league

>i was lucky and I was only on maybe 4 piece of shit teams even though I played summer and fall ball as soon as I could all the way to HS.
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>>63379357
Depends on the state. Florida doesn't care at all whether minors work for example, and other states can require work permits for minors under 16 or under 18 (or not allow minors to work at all).

I got a work permit at 14 in California so I could apply for store jobs in the summer.
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>when coach put the steal on for the fat kid
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>>63379630
>>
Hitting a HR felt amazing. I pitched a few complete games with double digit SOs and had some awesome saves, but not quite on the HR level of feeling amazing.

Something that did come close though was the first time a dude much larger than me tried to take me out in a play at the plate.

>caught the ball
>got in position to take the charge
>got knocked the fuck on my ass
>got up and showed the ump the ball
>big fist pump yerrrrrrrrrrrrrr outtttt!!!!!, crowd cheers
>most based i've ever felt

lets see ya do that one buster posey
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>>63379708

no ring for billy : ( never should have felt, he came up with those guys
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>>63379765

>left

whoa, Iegit had some kind of brain spasm that made me write a different word but with the same letters
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>>63379782
that happens to me too when i've been guzzlin cum
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>People unironically pay money to go to the O.co and watch the A's lose
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anyone got a relatively high-res image of hosmer sliding in game 5? ideally with a clean view of the crowd's reaction, and a professional photo rather than a screencap of the mlb.tv feed. everything i'm finding has the crowd cropped out.
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>>63380356
this is best i got

theres probably a higher res out there
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>>63377493

I hit a grand slam inside the park homerun in 4th grade because we had a deep as fuck blacktop to play on

fuck you, it counts
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reminder OUR sport is being played in YOUR country and YOU should be ESPN 3 in six hours to watch the original bat and ball sport that YOU have forgotten
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>>63381048
DESIGNATED
>>
R E M B R A N D T
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>>63382248
>>
post >yfw a team signs the wrong Chris Young
>why does he suck so much at pitching? I thought he was good?
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>>63381048
Gross.
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>>63376685
But when are the U.S. games?
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>>63380356
This is extremely hi res, so much so that you can see some of the facial features of the new york crowd that were otherwise hidden
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>>63376428
rude desu
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>mest
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>>63379583
>dongerts commit 5 errors in one plau
>dasd still cant win
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2014 Kershaw or 2015 Greinke?
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>The giants are going to sign Leake and Vogelsong and call the rotation fixed
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>>63387107
whats up you meme loving fuck?
>>
Hey /mlb/

If any of you guys are missing baseball theres a meme cricket match in citi park right now with a bunch of old cunts playing

Stream: http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket_1
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>>63388626

>watching britstick
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>>63388705
desu this game is pretty boring so far there arent enough BSAs watching it
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>>63388626
thanks anon
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>>63388626
Pretty decent crowd they got
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>>63388569
Fuck off giants fag, you aren't allowed to have feels
>>
BYUNG HO POSTED NIGGAS
12.5 MIL

WHOS THE TEAM
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Can somebody explain the physics of hitting a baseball to me? Like, what would produce more power: a heavy bat, say 35 oz, or a significantly lighter bat that provides more bat speed? Assuming a Trout or a Harper is swinging it.
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>>63389141
>>63389358
Discussion thread over here >>63387314

Bear in mind that this match is a literal joke
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>>63389802
Assuming the amount of energy you put in is the same, no difference. The faster speed should 100% match the size difference

You'd assume conservation of momentum, which is mass times velocity. You lower mass and velocity goes up etc.
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hey jaysbros who would you rather have, shark or zimzam?
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>>63391082
Shark cost a pick Zimmerman I dont think so

Thats easy Mr Blue Jay
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For neutrals which World Series was better?

2014 or 2015?
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>>63392198
2014
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>>63391287
zimzam got a QO along with desmond
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murphy to the rockies btw
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>>63392608
Fuck em both
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hope we win it at home next season
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>>63391082
Hard to tell, they're both NL babbies
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>opening day sox bandwagon
>bandwaggons the csub when they are in the playoffs
is there a worse sporting president. I think W supported the rangers through thick and thin
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>>63391082
Ill take some zimmy, shark will regress though it would be neat if he somehow was Jack Morris 2.0 in blue but I doubt it

Can we get Mad Max instead?
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>>63394302
>I think W supported the rangers through thick and thin

and threw a perfect strike for america
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>added the Japanese roster
>added the Dutch roster
>used new date of birth parameters for the Japanese and Dutch rosters to include their age at the time of the tournament
>edited the USA roster to include the players' actual minor league affiliates
>fixed some USA names

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_WBSC_Premier12_rosters
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>>63394387
>people honestly throwing worse than cookie monster and T-rex in a fursuit
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>>63394387

Wasn't that soon after 9/11?

Coming in clutch, G Dub.
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>>63394387
>michael jordan
>nolan ryan
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>>63394387
Is sotomayor a rembrandt?
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>>63394428
I made that :)
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Mets

RF-Granderson
CF-Fowler
LF-Conforto
3B-Wright
SS-Desmond
C-Darnaud
2B-Herrera
1B-Duda
Harvey
Syndergaard
DeGrom
Matz
Wheeler
How can the NL east even compete?
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>>63395026
le marlins
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>>63394791
http://www.spin.com/2014/05/50-cent-first-pitch-fake-pr-stunt-mets-worst/
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>>63395548
yfw Donny and Dee get rings with the fish next season
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>>63394387
>the situation
damn that guy fell off the planet
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>>63392198
2014
2014 had blowout after blowout but 2015 had Mets playing like ass throughout
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I get such a sick, autistic thrill out of putting all these little flags on these roster Wiki pages.
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>>63396229
I'm constantly updating the "Career highlights and awards" section for players on my favorite team whenever a notable award is announced
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>>63396281
I can relate.
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MLBTR linking the Yanks with Heyward.

I'm interested, but how do we make that work with Beltran this year, and Judge in the near future?

Dont think teams would take Ellsbury, and I dont really want to trade Gardner.

After last season, I think some teams would like Beltran tho.
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>>63394387
How does a cat throw a bsseball
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