http://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/liga/2015-2016/karim-benzema-arrested-over-alleged-mathieu-valbuena-sex-tape-blackmail_sto4977790/story.shtml
JUST
top lad
French manlets getting keked by superior Algerian benis :DDD
>>63318213
You're next Belgium. Walloon bitches love that Arab dick.
>>63318232
Thank God I wasn't born Walloon then :^)
The more I hear about Valbuena's sex tape the more I want to see it
>n-no homo
>>63318270
I wonder if he's hung?
Details? That article doesn't say much aside from there being some "plot" to blackmail Valbuena
This is some sort of prank, right? I mean, we are not seeing a Real Madrid player being arrested because of the dwarf porn mafia or some shit
>>63318285
It probably looks big in comparison. That's why dwarves look hung. Not that I'd know anything about that.
>>63318173
These kind of situations will be the reason why France won't win the European Cup btw.
There is no order in the dressingroom, just like on the world cup in South Africa.
>>63318173
>when will they learn
>>63318336
its always the North Africans
>>63318342
u mirrin lanklet?
>>63318469
kek he's so tiny it's fucking adorable
>>63318288
It must be something real dank for Valbuena to be this mad
who will pass to Penaldo now?
What a bizarre story. Why would famous footballers do this for just 150 thousand euros?
>>63318469
He looks like one of those pull back toys.
>>63318232
Well that fact is false, flemish one do prefer niggas and burka
>>63318173
Is this acceptable banter? I don't think so. Valbuena is right, but he shouldn't have recorded himself anyway. They definitely never learn
>>63318469
Should've bought a Grom.
>>63318774
he probably has next to nothing to do with that, they suspected djibril cisse just before him
>watching dwarf porn
Stay classy kevin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ZtrkH4lHg
His sextape is making fucking rounds, it must be super hilarious
RFPL sure attracts french players with sexual secrets, like M'Villa was dodging rape/pedophilia charges in Russia
Why? For money? For revenge? What a fucking classless move
>>63318944
>not blackmailing your mates with their sextapes
it's almost like you don't enjoy some good banter with the lads
>>63318924
>like M'Villa was dodging rape/pedophilia charges in Russia
for real?
>the city of france
what the actual fuck
>france
can we all get together and push france over to south america please
>>63319046
Fuck off, we don't want them here either
Send them to africa
>getting outscored by giroud in the year 2015
>getting keked by valbuena
>getting arrested
benzememe getting exposed
>>63318173
Señorio
>>63319080
>hues thinking they can look down on anybody
go back to jerking off with your hero ronaldinho, macaquinho
>>63318924
Jesus christ he's the same size as the corner flag
>>63319046
It's Africa where they belong desu.
if his penis is bigger than mine i'm ending it all
>>63319124
No fucking way he is 5'6". I'm 5'6" and still higher than the corner flag
>>63319144
How small are you la
>>63319154
i'm like a girl down there
>>63319144
That must be the reason desu, he have a tiny benin and don't want people to see it
JUST
![guyanne_fr[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2DlpIWZ.gif "guyanne_fr[1].gif")
>>63319080
That's actualy the contrary: we don't want you. We even have to constantly guard our border with the Légion to prevent you to enter by dozen of thousands like a bunch of Syrians.
why would he make a sex tape if his dick is tiny/weird?
>Le Parisien had mentioned the Real Madrid star in connection with the investigation on October 15, saying his name appeared "peripherally" in wiretaps conducted as part of the probe.
>wiretaps
how deep does this go.
>>63319426
even people with tiny/weird penises can enjoy a full and active sex life, and that includes watching themselves on video
stop judging us
>>63319435
about 3 inches
>>63319439
>and that includes watching themselves on video
maybe if they're into masochism i suppose
and how tiny is your tiny penis
>>63318774
Those 150 000 € were not necessarly for him. The 3 guys blackmailing Valbuena were arrested, the money was most likely for them, and Benzederp could just have been related to them and acted as a middle-man. Or he can do that out of spite too, for some muslim-mob solidarity with Ribéry or Nasri, or things like that.
>soccer
Not even once senpai
>>63319144
no correlation ever found between height and dick size, only technical midgets are proportionately smaller down there
Top yourself now
>>63319398
you mean a dozen of amerindian gold miners try to steal gold from the other side of the border.
>>63318774
Money is irrelevant, it's just for the bantz.
>>63318469
lmao poor guy, should have stuck to his Lambo
>>63319555
Jonah Falcon and Ron Jeremy are only supposed to be around 5'8, if that
>>63318213
>implying Valbuena is even small
>>63319984
manlet sex tapes are haram
>>63319984
He's like 5'5. Of course he's small. He's a Shaqiri tier manlet.
This whole story makes no fucking sense, wtf
>>63319984
This. He's probably hung like a pony.
based benz
>>63318270
Just google "midget porn".
no homo desu
The question is, what is Benzememe blackmailing him with.
meanwhile
>>63320383
bruh that news was from 2 months ago
>>63320363
more like, why would he even do that?
>>63320430
wow, really? duh.
it's in comparison. jagr doesn't care about blackmail, lelbuena is a pussy.
>>63320502
if that pic is all there is then it's not comparable to a sextape
>68 posts
>ctrl+f 'it's a gay/buttsex sextape'
>0 results
>>63320513
but why is valbuena so scared? if it's just him fucking some slut, why bother.
>oh no, the world will know i fucked some girl
unless of course he's married or something.
or, perhaps it's a "weird" sex tape.
Apparently it's Zahia Dehar on that tape
THE PLOT THICKENS
That cunt is on quest to fuck every french national
>>63320528
the girl fucking him will get arrested for child molestation
>>63320574
>google images Zahia Dehar
why would anyone want to fuck THAT?
>>63318173
kek
>>63320574
>Apparently
you just pulled that from your ass, mate
>>63320574
it was his wife
>>63320528
you'd like all the medias of your country talking about your sexual prowesses?
>>63320598
She was 17 when Ribery, Benzema and one more ran a train on her.
>>63320609
That's what ruski Eurosport told me
>>63318173
I have always wondered, is that picture photoshopped?
>163 cm
>a professional football player
How? He is a literal borderline midget.
>>63319046
yes
there's not a girl on pornovrai I wouldn't fuck senseless
they often have big/well shaped ass
if we bred with them we'd be more beautiful
and I'm serious now:
every ugly white/fair skin mixed person in brazil looks like an average portuguese
specially women
it's almost the same everytime: bulging forehead, deep eyes, shorter/weaker lower half of face, no tits or ass
we need french women to change this
(even though they themselves have their flaws - but they don't look portuguese at least)
>>63320632
yes. here is the real one.
>>63320618
>all the media
you mean the shitty tabloids? i would not care. it's just sex, nothing to discuss. the retards can have their fun in my shadow i guess.
unless, again, i did something weird. like being pegged, or male/female threesome.
>>63320664
You could get african women, the french are basically africans so you would be getting the same thing.
>>63320687
>you mean the shitty tabloids
no, the video is not even out and he already got mocked in popular programmes here
easy to act all alpha on a taiwanese nail art forum
>>63320714
well perhaps france is different. i don't think he would have been "mocked" here, people would feel sorry for the blackmail incident. but why are they mocking him? he hasn't even done anything, the video isn't even out.
>>63320574
>Apparently it's Zahia Dehar on that tape
Come on Benz! I'm counting on you.
>>63318173
Is there a particular reason why Valbuena seems to be so hated by fellow players? Besides height I mean.
Is he an asshole or something?
>>63320868
Because he never learns
>>63320868
they will never learn it
never ever
>>63320868
what makes you think that?
>>63320684
Can't believe I laughed at this
>>63320868
He reminds them of Napoleon
>>63320868
Seems like a straightforward case of bullying. Aren't all of the culprits non-white?
>>63320695
"Wogs begin at Hanko".
Can someone explain what is the story to us amerifats who have no context
>>63321806
Do they not teach you how to read in America?
>no more Benzema
We all know who the real mastermind is.
>>63320769
The shining example of a butterface with a perfect body.
This doesn't even make any sense. What does Benzema have to gain from blackmailing Valbuena? He's probably already 10x as rich.
>>63322241
lel, he can't even cheat on his wife without getting caught
I'd bet on a (ex)-marseillais
>Marseille fans being this mad
>>63332000
sitcom when
I literally feel sick watching this manlet.
I bet Benzema is sick of him too and his disgusting height and this is why he did it.
I'm a proud Mexican from the North that is 6'3 btw.
desu benzederp is really dumb tbqh m8
>french athletes
why are french so stupid?
>Ribery
>M'Villa
>>63320868
That just looks like pure bullying starting from Ribéry when both were in Marseille, that Ribéry's gang mobs are carrying on.
>>63332411
6'3 is lanklet tier
6'1 is where is at.
sonora master race reporting in
>>63332411
Superbia
>>63318173
>retards not reading the article
he didn't get arrested. he's getting interrogated as a witness
>>63339186
/sp/ doesn't actually care about the story, they just want to memespout about height
>>63320684
>that ball
Every time
>>63333770
Apparemment c'est un boss d'un quartier qui est pote avec le grand frère de Benzema qui est à l'origine du chantage. Donc soit il a dit à Valbuena "paye tu seras tranquille, j'les connais ces lascars..." soit il veut vraiment lui nuire, parcequ'il prend la place de ses potes de foot comme Nasri, Ben Arfa etc... Enfin je vois pas d'autres explications il a pas besoin d'argent quoi.
La justice française nous le dira bien
Benzema admits he is involved in the case to blackmail Valbuena
http://www.marca.com/2015/11/05/futbol/equipos/real_madrid/1446717714.html
>>63341351
oi pamplemousse, translatión svp imo?
> tfw Marca and AS trying to cover this as much as possible
>>63341730
A thug is friend with the brother of Benzema, he's the one who's originally behind this
Benzema probably said to Valbuena just pay and you'll be fine, I know these guys or he really wanted to screw with Valbuena because Benzema is friends with Nasri and Ben Arfa and the likes and Valbuena took their spot in the NT
>>63341784
>just pay my criminal friends and you're going to be fine
>announce djibril cissé
>you're not going to be fine l'ami
>snitches to cops
>benzema BTFO
Valbuena assassinated when?
>Benzemerde
>>63341808
>Valbuena assassinated when?
Shortly.
>>63341830
underrated post
Kek, he's actually involved in it.
http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Justice-karim-benzema-a-reconnu-etre-intervenu-dans-le-chantage/605061
> Benzema admits being involved in Valbuena's blackmail at the the demand of a "childhood friend"
it's all ogre now
>>63341891
Benzema sold when ?
Either way France is fucked.
Good riddance, we might try to take nord-pas-de-calais in the coming years :^)
>>63341891
>getting involved in blackmail when you make over 100k a week
literally what
>>63319161
acorn glued to the bottom of my torso etc
>>63318774
It was supposedly people in the entourage of the players. Like bodyguards or agents or 'friends'. Benzema was questioned because he mentioned the tape to Valbuena when they were with the French NT.
>>63332000
He just can't comprehend the existence of the manlet before him
>>63341964
more specifically a childhood friend who knew the blackmailers contacted benzema because valbuena wasnt paying, and benzema talked to valbuena to convince him to pay them off so now hes an accessory to a felony and probably falls under conspiracy charges as well because hes a fucking idiot
Pretty funny watching Madrid related media since yesterday.
>>63341898
Mobs and da hood solidarity, I guess. You can't expect uneducated and uncultured pro sport players with such backgrounds to make sense and thinking about what they're doing. Just look at all those former NBA pro players who earned more than 100 millions $ in their career and are alreayd broke 10 years after their retirement because they were sustaining a "family" of 70 guys, buying hundreds of luxury watches, or have to provide child/wife support to 7 children from 6 women like Vin Baker, Allen Iverson or Scottie Pippen...
>>63341897
You want to double your north african population? Well, they would most likely approve of it, as that'd allowed them to legally put sheets on their female properties.
>Agence France-Presse
@AFP
#BREAKING Real Madrid striker Benzema charged in sex tape blackmail case - prosecution
It's happening!
>>63341898
they probably provided his underage girls or something.
>>63341896
pic related
>>63342128
what striker are madrid buying in january
>>63342128
kukked
>>63342128
Benzema to La Santé Prison transfer confirmed. 5 years deal agreed.
>5 years in prison for claiming to own a video of someone having sex
>>63342283
I don't think you know what extortion means
>>63342283
>5 years in prison for being accessory to extortion and being part of a criminal conspiracy
lelbuena wouldn't be so funny if he wasn't such a typical manlet with tall balding manlet hair
>15 years in prison because someone's head got in the way of my shotgun blast
>>63342314
>was also involved in fucking underage prostitutes and being a relation of a drug dealer importing tons of drugs from South America to Europe
>>63342337
>all the while fucking rihanna on the side
is there anything he cant do?
>>63342337
> Its illegal to be friend with a drug dealer
So Valbuena confirmed gay right?no one cares about a leaked sex tape if you are male.
see Ronaldinho, Lampard and Ferdinand
>>63342366
if that was the case he wouldve just paid them off
>>63332255
underrated post senpai
>>63342366
Or maybe it's his wife, and while he may not give a shit, his wife may.
>>63342258
underrated
>>63318270
>The more I hear about Valbuena's sex tape
w-what did you hear about it so far
>>63342441
it is obvious it is his sidechick, no one would care if that was his wife
>oh so a husband and his wife have sex, jesus what has this world come to^?
>>63342490
>it is obvious it is his sidechick
Well, going to the police wouldn't be very smart then because if they act the whole thing blows up (like it just did)
>>63342490
>no one would care if that was his wife
HIS WIFE (their children?) might care that millions of people could potentially see her sucking a midget's penis
>>63342520
i wouldn't care if someone leaked my parents sextape.
are euros that insecure?
>>63342528
you wouldn't, but your parents might
are you really this dumb that you can't hold 2 thoughts in your head at once?
Maybe there's something really embarrassing on the tape? Maybe Valbuena couldn't get up on the bed or something? Or the girl asks him to turn the lights off and he has to put his shoes on to reach the switch?
>>63318173
Fucking manlets NEVER being able to handle the banter.
Benzema sure is a bro. Not only he helps his thugs friends, he also gets arrested to free a place for Ben Arfa in the NT.
can someone please explain this whole story in the simplest way possible?
>>63342531
who the fuck cares really it is just two adults having sex, even if it is something unusual people need to relax a bit.
If it was a scandal or something, i would understand, but just he and his wife having fun is that much of a big deal?
and his wife it is not a politican or something like, it just a normal girl from what i understood
>>63342573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gkty6vIXkc
>>63342573
Benzema got arrested.
>>63342532
> girl
Top kek
>>63342258
How hard is he going to carry La Sante Prison though?
>>63342532
kek
how on earth does another guy get hold of YOUR sextape
he must have given it to him voluntarily
kekkk
>>63342622
not good with computers, are you mate?
>>63342626
What has computers got to do with anything?
If I film myself having sex how does my friend know or get the video from me?
>>63342625
>Riolo laughing
Probably the worst thing about this desu
>>63341830
>>63342632
How did hacker known as 4chan get JLaw's nudes?
>>63332000
>jaime and tyrion.exe
>>63342649
>Benzema is an elite hacker
lel
>>63342632
he got hacked, friend.
that's what they do. they go in and look around
>>63342659
>it's impossible for any more people to be involved in this operation, it must've been Benzema and Benzema alone
>euros in france next year
>rich and famous
>implying anything will happen
>>63342677
Why would it be impossible for nobody else to be involved? I don't understand what you mean?
>>63342649
How did Rooney's knock out get leaked?
Here's what supposedly happened as far as I know
>Valbuena makes a sex tape
>sex tape gets out and somehow lands in hands of some thug (he got arrested as well and he's the main suspect)
>thug wants to make some shekels and decides to blackmail Valbuena
>thug happens to be a friend of Benzema's brother
>thug gets an idea to use Benzema as a liaison
>Benzema is let in on the blackmail conspiracy
>Benzema tells Valbuena that he better pay up during the October NT break
>Valbuena goes to the cops
>>63342576
>who the fuck cares really it is just two adults having sex
>adults
if they are
ribery comes to mind.
>>63342528
you're disgusting
I don't give a fuck as long as Pogba or Griezmann don't get arrested for their haicrut or some shit.
>>63342717
and even that ribery is still playing, still winning dosh etc, still looking like Sloth.
height really matters
Thursday 5th November 2015:
15:23 CET:
M6 have some damaging reports just breaking now on the saga. They claim that prosecutors have listened to a telephone conversation where Karim Benzema explained that he was certain that Mathieu Valbuena was going to given in to blackmail, according to a source close to the situation.
During this telephone conversation, between Karim Benzema and an individual whose connection to the case is unclear, the Real Madrid striker is alleged to have said the following:
“Do not worry. He has no choice. I’ll make him understand. He’ll pay.”
>>63342798
Benzema is so dumb holy shit.
Giroud confirmed for the Euro.
>>63342027
Do you really think he did it? I see absolutely no reason for him to do it, he just wouldn't gain anything from this.
>>63342798
Good idea but you blew it with
>MI6
>going to given in
>fucking with us manlets
When will you lanklets ever learn?
>>63342798
FROM THE FUTURE
>>63342811
Athletes, in general, are ridiculously stupid.
>>63342798
Chicharito transfer confirmed for winter.
>>63342812
>>63342798
Source:
http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2015/karim-benzema-arrested-over-valbuena-blackmail-sextape-scandal/
>>63342817
>M6 have some damaging reports just breaking now on the saga.
motorways are getting a little up themselves these days
>>63342798
Hahaha.
What the fug.
RIP benz
So Deschamps didn't call Benzema and Valbuena for the next matches against England and Germany.
Benzema was obvious but Valbuena? He's playing very well with Lyon despite the whole affair. Is Deschamps afraid of retalation against his favourite midget? Ben Arfa is in the team after all.
>>63342867
Probably to avoid journalists buzzing around like flies around the team.
>>63342867
No way Valbuena is in the right state of mind to be playing football right now, the whole scandal (even though he's the victim) is gonna be all over the media for days. That can't be good for one's concentration.
>>63342902
>>63342920
I just hope some "supporters" don't blame Benzema's problems on Valbuena and boo him next time he's playing with the NT. Joke asides he's one of the few always giving his all.
>>63342867
He's the victim. No doubt he will have some heightened emotions but he will and should feel quite good now.
>>63342819
You are right, but this is a bit over the top, it just doesn't make sense.
I can understand whores, drugs, even tax evasion, but blackmailing a team mate is way too stupid, even if you hated him.
Maybe he feels untouchable don't know.
literally couldn't handle de bantz
>smallbuena
>>63342961
Ghetto mentality I guess. His childhood bro needed help so he helped even if it was beyond stupid.
It will make for a good movie in some years, people love fall-from-grace stories.
>mfw unironically spending my birthday on various imageboards
>>63342819
That is just not true.
>>63342961
I suspect he's that retarded. He's probably weak mentally too.
Perfect for getting involved in that kind of garbage.
>>63342987
FeelsBirthdayMan
>>63342798
he thinks he's some mob enforcer or something, holy shit.
i cant believe all this shit is actually real
>france
>>63342987
Happy Birthday anon
>>63342961
>>63342961
he thinks his some badass og that listen's to all the top rappers and thinks its real so he wants that coolness
>>63342573
>some ghetto thugs related to Benzederp's brother got a sextape with Valbuena
>le_easy_blackmail_money_face.jpg
>thugs use Benzederp as a middle-man to pass the message to Valbuena during a national team meeting
>Benzederp is now an accomplice
>Valbuena is unpleased and decides to court them
>shitstorm and derping ensue
>>63342813
>proud of being a snitch
>>63342987
Happy b-day!
Have a drink on me m8
Wouldn't it be great if the sex tape turned out to be video footage of Valbuena giving head to Cissè and Karim?
![MMD_736436_benzzema[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F9WYuWI.jpg "MMD_736436_benzzema[1].jpg")
memes
>>63320605
That kid looks smug as fuck
>>63343176
My only regret is that they didn't wait 2016 to make it happen, to provide more 2010-tier keks to the world.
>>63343845
no, even without him we still have a decent team for euros unlike 2010 so it's better that way, 2010 was already enough
seriously, what the fuck is wrong with karim woodman
So know than Kevin is going to be in jail
Vardy to Madrid Is a done deal lads?
>>63343595
>mmd
shame on you pablo
dank btw desu senpai kek
>>63343955
>hating memedeportes
You fucked up faM
>>63320588
underrated
Ayyyyyy lmao
>>63344082
GOT DAMM, IS HIS PENIS MANLET SIZE?
>>63344082
Looks aight to me.
>>63344110
No but he uses his tiny little head, up to his tiny manlet shoulders
>lelbuena thinks his receding gelled up hair makes him look taller
>>63344193
Yes I too am into bug eyes and alien faces.
>memes aside she's fucking gorgeous
>an arab involved with criminals
oh wow i'm surprised
Only reason people care about this sextape is because it involves child porn.
>tfw 5'2/1,60
>tfw always been the shortest in a group
>tfw still never ever had such emasculating photos like Valbuena ITT
m-maybe living in manletland isnt that bad, eh?
I would cry tears of joy if this slimy kebab cunt actually had his career ruined over this. I literally can't stand him and his smug face.
>>63342366
Lampard and rio had sex tapes?
>>63318173
more valbuena pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aePDs-u0V_k
>>63346070
If this >>63342703 is true then he should be encarcerated, Benzema seems like the type to hang around seedy types and thinks he's a thug with his childhood criminal friends.
Can't believe anyone would fault Valbuena for going to the police
>>63318469
lmfao they gave him a suit
>>63342351
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