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>I must repeat that my stating the playing conditions has nothing to do with the weather conditions right now. This shouldn't be a very long interruption. At any rate if the interruption is long enough to not allow South Africa bat any further, the target for New Zealand is likely to be 264 in 38 overs
forst for le glasses man
>>57444860
>tfw d/l doesn't take into account that most teams are doubling their scores after 35 overs
>>57444992
>no
5.10pm Just a recap of the playing conditions. We begin losing overs only after an hour's play is lost. In case the match is not completed today, we have a reserve day tomorrow with play resuming from where it stops. If we have lost overs today, and then a further interruption pushes us into tomorrow, the match will continue to be a curtailed one. If over two days we don't get a result, New Zealand will go through by the virtue of having finished higher in the group stages
I must repeat that my stating the playing conditions has nothing to do with the weather conditions right now. This shouldn't be a very long interruption. At any rate if the interruption is long enough to not allow South Africa bat any further, the target for New Zealand is likely to be 264 in 38 overs
>>57444992
Just fuck my shit up tbh
fuck this shit, is it starting already?
how many fucking veitchy posts are there on my news feed
>NZ relying on rain
meme team in deed
>>57445006
rip in piss saffers truly sorry
>terrible aucklel climate saves the day
i dont know hat to think tbh
How does a rain delay at all affect the outcome or help New Zealand in any way. They were getting hammered before, a little bit of a break isn't going to change that.
>>57445025
Smaller total to chase
>>57445004
>tfw d/l has been a fucked system since inception, so it doesn't even matter
>LOL WE'RE GONNA SHORTEN YOUR INNINGS BY 8 OVERS
>SOOOO THAT'S ABOUT 5 RUNS LESS TO CHASE, RIGHT?
what are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49B5f6awKOg
what parts of England are Cricket most popular in?
>>57445025
You clearly have no idea how much the choke craps needed this to regroup and for de villiers to lose his eye
>>57445025
Loss of momentum you doofus.
>posting from uni wifi
Ayy
Australia or India will destroy NZ
>hold out Boult and Southee early, forcing McCullum to bowl them for 10 overs by the 30th
>feast on the remaining bowlers
>hope that it doesn't rain
>>57445025
>I haven't been watching the game
>I have no idea how de Villiers has been batting
>I don't understand this game, indeed any sport, at all
>>57445031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
Predicting that Kohli will blow it under 20 runs. Complete meme player.
>>57445034
Yorkshire, Lancashire, Surrey, Hampshire etc. Mainly the north and posh South East counties.
>>57445031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTSMyKdKDR0
>>57445031
If You're Reading This It's Too Late
>>57445031
pretty good album, however gkmc>>>
>>57445031
my nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep0GX7TiWa8
Cricket has always been a lottery once you reach the knock out stages
If it's not decided by the toss it's decided by the weather or umpballs
webm related i still think bangleldesh deserve a rematch
>>57445062
lol drake is a fucking hack end your life
>>57445031
I apologize for nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzzZkkiJMv8
>>57445068
the icc can't have india getting btfo too early lad
>>57445072
>2015
>still hating on drake
it is you that should end your life
Rain no good not now. Why? 1) breaks our momentum, 2) It is 4am UK time, 3) Don't know when the rain will stop? To sleep or not to?
wat do
>>57444992
>SOUTH AFRICA getting fucked in the semis again
every fucking time
>>57445031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>>57445072
Didn't say I think Drake is great. He can be p fucking good when he wants to be. This is alright tbh I apologise for nothing.
>>57444964
>>57444973
>>57445035
>Not Baddin
>Implying that 41 against NZ wasn't more important than Memeswell memeing 90 odd against Afghanistan
>yfw India - NZ final because of weather and umpball
fuckworth lewis is gonna fuck this one up
http://www.metservice.com/maps-radar/rain-radar/auckland
spot on the rain radar where the stadium is situated is still growing
rest in peace saffers
let's see if we can choke even more
It's not even raining in England ffs.
>>57445117
JUST
>>57445094
shut the fuck up faggot, drake is literally gay and his music is exclusively for faggots, its easy to filter one out nowadays just by a guy saying he listens to drake
>>57445030
Stats nerds say it's a pretty sophisticated method.
>>57445110
This is the first time they made it to the semis in over 20 years m8. Not exactly "every fucking time."
If anything NZ is the one almost always getting as far as the semis before choking.
>>57445125
I thought we alternated?
>SA cucked by the duck
feelsgoodman
>>57445134
stats nerds cant account for emotion or composure tbh
i think you guys are underestimating just how choked nz are right now. they cant handle the pressure will be lucky to make 150 tbh
This is such horse shit. Fuck you poo peeland, I wanted to watch AB
lol south africa are gonna find yet another way to lose a world cup knockout game...
>Rain has STOPPED play
well that's that i suppose
a damn shame
so sorry saffers apartheid was a mistake though
>>57445156
just like when aus played them
:^)
>>57445123
is your country literally so fucking poor you don't have a decent radar service like this?
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR713.loop.shtml
>>57445156
doubt it, 350 would be a big enough for score to give them sufficient time to choke, they can chase a tiny target of 260 in like 30 overs
the time for kane to make runs is now
mccullum to meme himself out for 40 off 3 overs as per usual
guptill to go for 6 an over for 20 overs
taylor is shit
elliot/anderson/ronchi wont get a play
we lose by 50 runs if kane doesnt perform
>>57445156
Proteas are the kings of choking, they could choke on a one inch dick
New Zealand is a small country with small population. They're not exactly chokers, more like overachievers.
i literally only want india to lose so my family can shut the fuck up about them and stop calling me to talk about the team
>>57445162
>apartheid was a mistake though
>>57445142
1999 wasn't 20 years ago
Nor was 2007 but they just got beaten by a better team then
Why didn't they just build a roof this morning? The forecast was rain
>>57445162
>apartheid was a mistake
must be a coincidence that SA is the only habitable major country in Africa :)
>>57445172
population has literally nothing to do with the quality of a team
>>57445174
india aren't playing yet, you fuckwit
only raining lightly now
>>57445189
>SA
>habitable
>>57445169
All I want in the world is to just see Taylor get out early and have Kane and Anderson have a big meme partnership. Is that too much to ask.
>>57445166
that's the exact same thing with a stupid circle overlay you arrogant cuck
>>57445194
Did I ever imply they were playing at this very moment, darling?
>>57445038
>posting from uni wifi
which uni?
how long will they wait before calling it for the day?
because it looks like its clearing
>>57445189
>what is namibia?
>what is morrocco?
>>57445174
>indian and american
lol can it get any worse
>>57445189
>Highest rate of sexual violence in the world
wait so if rain completely stops the game isn't that good for south africa rather then continuing today with lesser overs? they have a reserve day for this game which will continue on right where they left off if rain completely stops play
>>57445211
hours mate
>>57445221
no because they were right in the middle of absolutely destroying the bowling
>>57445214
it can get a lot worse. at least im well off and have a life sorted out here.
anyways, end my pain, Starc. I want the hype to be over so we can reassess the team to see how shit our fielding is
>>57445221
what if it rains tomorrow as well? They'll put all efforts to try and get the game going today, even if they cut down the overs. Saffa really have shit luck
>>57445211
They wait an hour before reducing overs and I think they wait till about an hour or so before the end of the day to call it off.
NZ do not deserve to go the final if they SA doesn't get to bat 50 overs
>>57445239
maybe they should have done better in the groups then ;)
>>57445213
>What is South West Africa
Namibia was owned by SA for nearly all of Apartheid they benefited from it to.
Morocco was close but muh Arab Spring.
>>57445218
Only in black townships remove them from the stats and everything goes down
>>57445239
Unless both teams got at least 20 overs, Kiwis go through as we were ranked higher in group stage.
how do they hit it backwards do they sweing backwards or just let the ball sort of glance off the bat
icc probably planted rain clouds tbh
>>57445068
>>57445091
tamim wasn't given our either
bad umpiring decisions happen all the time.
>>57445162
>apartheid was a mistake
guaranteed replies
>>57445244
you dont think it be like it is but it do
>>57445257
either
>>57445244
yep ill be pissed if NZ get through because of rain
Channel 9 showing AUSvsSA '99 semi final
fuck me Warnie was a class apart
leaves every "spinner" in this competition for dead
>>57445210
MQU
>>57445210
J C U
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GCSB weather machine is being used to cause a rain out.
starting to rain again lmao
why don't they just fly them all down to sunny wellington and finish this at the basin tomorrow
>>57445244
If it were Australia getting BTFO like this you wouldn't be saying that you hypocritical fuck.
>>57445289
Nicky Hager is that you?
>>57445162
>apartheid was a mistake though
Oh you brainwashed faggot.
>>57445244
It's South Africa's fault for not finishing at top of their group.
>>57445289
quickly
thank the based key
he's reading this, you know
>>57445300
this tbh
>playing at the memetin instead of the basedin
>NZ in charge of hosting a WC
>>57445172
>New Zealand is a small country
Not really. I think we're bigger than most. We just look small because there's nothing else close to us but Australia
why the fuck are they letting it rain
>>57445312
what were the pros of apartheid, if any lmao
>>57445275
shane warne is literally the best spinner of all time
>>57445313
>losing any game at all in the group stages
Do people really do this?
>5.35pm It has almost stopped raining, says Andrew McGlashan. We have lost 44 minutes by now
fingers crossed
>>57445334
Open an atlas for once in your life
Is K Dotcom elite?
>>57445189
> SA
> Habitable
The amount of white flight from that shithole is off the charts, m8.
>>57445334
>new zealand is bigger than the UK
huh
let me get this straightened out, while the game is suspended, SA lose overs to bat in? Who's the dummy that made that rule.
>>57445343
>never winning a world cup
i literally cant even imagine
> 5.35pm It has almost stopped raining, says Andrew McGlashan. We have lost 44 minutes by now
it's all ogre
RIP us
>>57445342
yeah that cheating Shit Lankan can fuck off
his entire career should be disregarded, if he was playing today he would be banned from bowling just like Ajmal, Narine and all those other cheating fucks
Daily reminder that if NZ reach the final it's only because of their shitty weather and meme 20m straight boundaries
>>57445366
both teams lose overs
>>57445357
80% come back though, everyone thinks the grass is greener somewhere else
the rules in this sport are abysmal
>>57445353
No you!
>>57445334
>pacific island nation in the middle of fucking no where.
>not small.
>>57445346
>>57445372
nelson mandelas blessings
>>57445342
>mfw some curry faggot says murali is better
>>57445366
Well they cant play at 1 in the morning.
>>57445338
Stopped South Africa turning into Zimbabwe
Allowed SA to handpick Mandela as a moderate leader instead of some faggot like Tambo or Slovo
Allowed SA to develop scientifically
Stopped communism ruining SA
>>57445317
literally first rain delayed match you faggot
covers are coming off boys
COVERS OFF GAME BACK ON LADS
>5.40pm Covers are coming off at Eden Park
So while we wait, Is Chris Cairns guilty?
Is Friends the unfunniest show of all time?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP FUCKING RAINING
I WANT NZ TO GET FUCKING DESTROYED IN EDEN PARK SO BAD
AUCKLAND SPORTS FANS ARE THE WORST IN THE WORLD
>gem showing friends
>that aniston
>>57445411
>>57445412
>>57445413
but i wanna watch friends...
C O V E R S C O M I N G O F F
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finally the cricket is about to start back up
>>57445420
of?
FIRST OVER AB DE VILLIERS CAUGHT BY BANE
Why the FUCK is Gem showing Friends?
>>57445420
literally who?
>>57445353
>he thinks world maps are accurate
Did you know Madagascar is twice the size of the UK?
>>57445425
>australian
kek
>>57445426
Monica is way hotter m8
>>57445392
>in the middle of fucking no where.
What has that got to do with the size? We're about 70th in the world for population. Not that big, but not that small either. Bigger than the UK for one.
>>57445436
match fixing
>>57445446
dropped by bane sounds a lot more likely
>>57445425
>AUCKLAND SPORTS FANS ARE THE WORST IN THE WORLD
This is true. Cuckland is the truly the worst.
>>57445174
>being part of a culture in which people have to bond over a fucking sport
This is what u get for leaving your homeland, you live a shallow existence.
>>57445401
surely there was a better way to pacify the niggers than treat them like ghetto jews though
I just spent 5 hours at eden park, colleague gave me a spare ticket
holy shit
cricket is fucking shit
fuck you
![US-NZ-size[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DSd3AJk.jpg "US-NZ-size[1].jpg")
>>57445353
Okay.
COVERS ARE BACK ON BOYS
covers back on
>>57445401
>Building nations on the back of slave labour.
BLACKCAPSVerified account @BLACKCAPS
Hang on they have just put them back on again... #nzvsa
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>57445134
I like it, best way to calculate it
>>57445342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeUymv_k65o
Disappointed I was too young to see this.
>>57445192
Yes it does, the local club competition has a far fewer number of players to choose from, unlike India's 6 billion losers.
NEW ZEALAND COVER STAFF CONFIRMED FOR GETTING THEM OFF SLOWLY SO IT TICKS OVER TO AN HOUR DELAY
>>57445472
>>57445473
kekek
>>57445470
NZ's a small guy
>ross getting cucked
lel
>>57445362
You didn't know that?
Seriously, just take a look. NZ really isn't that small at all
thoughts on netflix being available in aus/nz lads?
RSA are seriously unlucky.
>>57445422
>Is Friends the unfunniest show of all time?
>>57445483
judging by numbers india should be leagues ahead of any team in the world
oh wait
they arent
lol
THANK YOU NZ WEATHER
>>57445491
that world map is fucked anyway
>greenland that big
'no'
COVERS BACK ON NIGGAZ!!!
>>57445422
Mildly entertaining
Easily the most overrated
>>57445470
>East coast of US
>A country
Pick one faggot
>>57445491
>That tiny Africa
shit map
>>57445492
wont affect my neetlife
>paying for things you can get for free
>>57445492
why pay for shit you can easily get for free
>>57445460
its because we are too busy making finance money off the back of farmers and enjoying it on our yachts and pinot.
>>57445470
Compared to the 4th largest country in the world, yeah. Your point?
>>57445491
>Mercator
But sure, as long as you disregard the very north that's a pretty fair comparison. NZ isn't that small in terms of area.
>>57445214
yeah could be abo sleeping on the roads, pissing and shitting in front of petrol stations and sucking dicks for fins to buy a litre of 89 octane
>>57445465
what? did you leave the stadium u faggot?
>>57445492
pretty gud
what's good to watch on there
give me that DLS 38 over chase
ill take an asterisked wc win over a blowout
This rain is bullshit tbh
Look the population though:
UK: 60 million
New Zealand: 4 million
I feel like a dick for cheering on the rain, but I kind of want to win at all costs
Is this what being Australian is like
>>57445523
Literally worse than a murderer tbh.
>>57445491
Nice map, according to that Greenland is 3x the size of Australia
>>57445422
seinfeld>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>friends
>NZ
>Big country
https://mapfight.appspot.com/nz-vs-jp/new-zealand-japan-size-comparison
>>57445492
Don't care, torrents exist
>>57445491
>tiny africa
Not to scale.
>>57445543
>3x the size of australia
are you literally retarded?
>>57445538
An aussie wouldn't be so unashamed about it brah.
>>57445506
>>57445543
Yeah I posted the wrong map...
fucking rain is gonna fuck up South Africa.. New Zealand doesn't deserve to win this shit with this shit strategy.
>>57445342
top kek
I thought the bloody covers were comining off for fucks sake
>>57445551
why are you fatfucks unironically so fucking stupid?
>>57445450
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldHalRY-hY
>>57445538
>>57445555
we also wouldn't be getting BTFO by south africa in a world cup game on home soil
So are we looking at losing overs now thanks to the useless Kiwi weather?
many keks
if we dont choke the mcg or even this game later on
this will forever be the world cup the weather won
>>57445542
if it's not shit I buy the dvds. Not my fault nothing is good enough to go that far
>>57445570
Literally 4 seconds in and I already despise this man
>>57445571
Wait until Sunday boyo
>>57445530
yes,
5 hours was enough that my friend wouldn't think it was a waste of a ticket
I didn't have any more money for alcohol and I was also hungry
>>57445491
>dat crimea
kek
>>57445577
>dvds
fucking lmao, what's it like still living in 2005?
Should I put my student loan on the saffers or new cuckers?
>>57445567
do you know what 3x even means you kangaroo fucking cunt? i think you meant 1/3 of australia you stupid shit, nice education you got down there. fucking third world country ass niggas
>>57445570
>vlogbrothers
>for every 4 seconds of map you get 10 seconds of him
>>57445571
No. Only getting BTFO against geographically small, politically insignificant, pacific island nations.
>we get through because of rain
>the final is rained out as well
>we win because we came first in the group stages
>>57445586
put it on whoever wins the other semi
>>57445573
Starting from 2 minutes ago, yeah.
>>57445547
Every country in the world (other than 2) can look big or small if you selectively compare them to a bigger/smaller country. What really matters is the overall rank. We're at about 75 out of 250. That puts us in the 70th percentile. Not too big, not too small. How about we drop this fucking retarded discussion?
>>57445588
american education ladies and gentlemen
just finish the full SA innings today and have NZ bat tomorrow.
>>57445588
Hahahahah you fucking idiot
>>57445585
well that's about the last time anything seemed worth buying
>>57445580
It's poised to be a good game. You can go back if it gets interesting I guess.
>>57445593
>nz
>fit to host more than lord of the rings
pick 1
>>57445593
If final is rained out, its shared.
>>57445588
>Le Kermit Americans face
>>57445588
He said according to the Mercator map Green is 3 times the size of Australia, then he posted a picture of the actual size of Greenland. It's fucking amazing how Americans can even function with this level of idiocy.
>>57445588
Pfft, hahahaha.
>americans are this stoopid
Raining here in the middle of America at the same time as Auckland. Just made a cuppa to pass the time.
>>57445578
Don't understand how people watch and like that type of person on YT.
>>57445524
the whole north island is a shithole, went there for some sightseeing. niggers, asians and islanders everywhere i looked, how does anyone manage to live there?
>>57445605
>>57445609
>>57445623
kill yourself
>>57445588
Ladies, gentleman and Indians
I give you, >American education
>>57445626
inb4 hurhurhur i was trollin u
>>57445602
Kiwi's to win then, they have effectively countered De Villian with their automatic sprinkler system.
>>57445588
>>57445623
>>57445598
So I bet on India?
Please stop replying to fatcunt burger shitposters. And America, go to bed
>>57445616
Well if it was filmed in Australia everywhere would look like fucking Mordor
What's going on with the rain? BBC said it's getting heavier and the covers are back on.
>>57445604
There's like 70 countries under 1,000 sqkm, it's a bad list for reference.
And no, you started this shit
>>57445633
>Obviously BTFO.
>Doesn't just abandon thread.
You can't save this one burger.
>>57445646
your big black cock said what?
Isn't the a reserve day for this game? The fuck kiwis, can you even win a proper game without cheating
they should just jerk off on a giant donut and whoever finishes last loses the world cup and they have to eat the donut
rain has picked back up
>>57445588
who /a/ here
>>57445631
ex christchurch fag here can confirm North island is a shithole, i have an asian waifu tho, indians are the worst in auckland tbh
>>57445665
>This is a 10/10 in America
>>57445643
>auscucks trying to tell murricans what to do, ever
KEK
>>57445633
>act unironically stupid
>get called out
>start trying to act stupid ironically to deflect
Top kek
>>57445654
No the Australia started this by saying New Zealand is a small country with a small population. It's about average for country size
>>57445588
So the stereotype of dumb murricans isn't false.
