NZ 78/1 AGAINST WINDIES
first for strayawinslol
second for nz sucks
3rd for memecullen
NZ is literally the biggest meme team ever
cant wait until they die
Can someone explain the daniel meme to me pls
YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR COUNTRY IS UNDEFEATED AT THE 2015 CRICKET WORLD CUP
NOT SO FAST MEMESTRALIA
Can meme zealand out meme the Saffas?
>>57355197
how can you even determine someones personality in a nightclub
the only thing you can possibly do, unless you know how to lip read is flail your body around
Third for gehehehe
LADS
A
D
S
>>57355232
'no'
10TH FOR NEVER LOCK OUT YOUR KNEES
>tfw you just made a thread
>>57355234
If you would honestly spend your spare time at a nightclub as opposed to doing something interesting, chances are you're a normie
fourth for IMMINENT COLLAPSE
>>57355232
OF COURSH
>>57355222
>mfw im third and i get dubtrips
>>57355251
damn
>>57355251
should've renamed it middle order collapse.
>>57355234
hahhaa, normies am i rite? Reee. Everyone that isn't a NEET is a sheep, haha go back 2 reddit.
Ireland should be playing instead of WI tbh
>>57355200
>>57355214
>>57355222
nice tbh
>>57355251
>Women
>>57355257
idk man getting absolutely shitfaced and going to observe the chimping normies in their natural habitat is pretty fun sometimes
gets boring real quick tho idk how people stay in town until the maccas breakfast menu is on
>>57355282
lol Europe's best team couldnt even make QF
>>57355261
Hey is Nairo Quintana a national hero in Columbia?
>tfw cricket is interfering with my anime
WHEN THIS THIS HURRY UP AND END?!?!?!
Anyone doing first year health sci/premed at University of Auckland?
>>57355277
jek
>this curry commentator out of nowhere
>>57355302
>hehe arent i original lol just watch other people have fun lol
fucking virgin, kill yourself
>>57355302
I do that at house parties though
Nightclubs seem too loud and obnoxious to honestly be post-ironically laughing at the normies
>>57355314
>UoA
more like university of shanghai am i right
>>57355282
Why? So New Zealand can get a free win?
Well that was clearly a bent-arm no-ball.
WE REVIEW NOW
>>57355314
>NZ universities
is that like an Indian degree where it doesnt count anywhere else except the country you got it?
PLUMB
GET REKT WINDIES
That's plump as fuck. ANd i bet itll be umpires call lmao.
UMPSTUMP
umpball
>ump ball
>>57355310
Yes. He is seen as a serious contender for the Tour so we are all kinda hyped for him. His only misfortune was winning the Giro on the same year of the world cup so the HUMMUS HUMMUS HUMMUS frenzy eclipsed him quite quickly.
phew
>>57355333
>You can't have fun while observing things and being amongst them
are you sure you arent the autistic one
>KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS >KANE "STEADY THE SHIP" WILLIAMS
MORE UMBALL
>>57355360
LOL
O
L
Literal umpball. This umpball will end once they face the Saffas.
>>57355340
There are a lot of asians in my course. I suspect they talk mad shit about whites and maoris in front of people. To bad they can't write essays without paying someone to do it over the internet.
tbh I don't think they should lose the review if it's that close
only for retarded shit like Finch yesterday
>World Cup is rigged so Aus & NZ get to the final
Great.
wheres the stream lad i cant afford a tv
>>57355234
the whole idea of meeting someone new at a nightclub and taking them home is a myth for the vast majority of people. best thing to do is go to a club with a group of friends, sit outside in the smokers area and chat and keep an eye out for other people you know. works really well on xtc tbh.
>This DJ
Why is Wellington so fucking shit?
Wtf that was in line and on track to hit the wicket, why was that given not out? The fixing is strong with this one
>>57355395
http://live.drakulastream.eu/static/freepopups/281492872383710.html
who /don'tknowwhattheydoinginlife/ here?
feel like memes have taken over my life tbh
>>57355372
I'll be rooting for him over Froome, Nibali and Clentador.
>>57355393
>The Indian Cricket Council rigging it so that a team that isn't India doesn't go through
Nice try, 123nglel
>>57355396
>taking ecstasy
pleb trash
drugs are for boring people
>>57355277
underrated post
WHO /chchgong/ HERE?
thats fucking stupid, its hitting the fucking wicket, fix this shit
>>57355314
>falling for the premed trap
Topkek. Unless your name is Sione or Whang-zin you're fucked
Aware me on this ace stream thing. Is there anywhere I can watch this in hd online?
>for free
>>57355396
nah son the idea is to go to a party/drinks where u can meet new people in a casual setting, get an opening then see them in town at the club. thats when you pull em
>>57355422
>Implying the Aussie / NZ Illuminati don't run Cricket
>>57355413
thanks m8
>>57355234
you can't man. the whole point of going clubbing is to get loose and getting rid of your inhibitions. Auckland sucks when it goes to clubbing. Its more of a European thing where you allow yourself to have fun. I went to the Berghain in Berlin and that shit was so cash when high of your gourd on eckies. The shit you see there....
>better than Lara
LITERALLY GOAT
>>57355424
>drugs are for boring people
>>57355451
Well now I'm saying it: India runs the ICC.
>>57355396
>Going to a club smokers area to talk to your friends
why wouldnt you just go get shitfaced somewhere you odnt have to pay up the arse for drinks or at a sports bar then
>>57355302
>not pulling the desperate girls in McDonalds at the end of the night
>>57355454
>Go to gay night club
>Only twink femboys there
>No masculine alpha males to grind dick on mi bum
>picked guppy and kane
>didn't pick memecullum
fuck I'm good
>>57355416
The real question what are we going to meme when the WC is over?
>>57355416
easy fix m8
If it has a screen... don't use it, your life will become clearer
>>57355439
crichd tv/live/sky-sports-2-live-stream-uk-free-cric.php
if only memecullum were here
>the country of new zealand
>>57355467
There's more girls at nightclubs.
GONE
>>57355448
that's exactly what i said though, you sit around in the club talking shit and look out for other people you know. for best results organise to meet people there.
KANE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ITS OVER NEW ZEALAND
lol we are fucked
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH NZ IS DONE FOR
COLLAPSE
O
LAPSE
M E M E ' D
E
M
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>kane will save us
FUCKING KANE
U
C
K
I
N
G
K
A
N
E
BANE more like >KANE
>COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE
>It's going to be a Taylor/Guptill stand
NZ is doing alright
4 Y O U
Y
O
U
here comes taylor
there goes the game
guptil scores another 100
slow going inbound
UMPBALL VINDICATED
Another meme bites the dust
>>57355471
some of the clubs in europe man are fucking wild. I remember I went to Budapest going to a Spa bubble party and ended up getting into an orgy and sprunking my load over a pair of tight 20 year old blonds from Bristol U.
>tfw too old to do that anymore.
>drinks break
more like spliffs break am i right lads hehe west indies weed lmao dude
TELL ME ABOUT KANE
WHY DOES HE CHOKE WHERE IT MATTERS
>>57355424
confirmed never taken a cheeky pill on a night out. many positive effects and very few negative. you're probably the same guy that posted asking how people stay out until 6am, pills are the answer.
>>57355480
I feel like I will have to do this at one point.
I've only attempted to stay off 4chan once before and lasted a month, but I just used that time to start playing PS3 again.
need to get a job tbh
If we beat this lot why are they in the quarters?
SHEEP SHAGGERS BTFO.
r/cricket
>A fun place to discuss cricket with insightful discussion and some banter thrown in
4chan /cric/
>le epik maymay
>/GONG/
>what shit-tier fast food are you eating today?
>tripfag drama
Reddit is superior to 4chan
>>57355542
Good catch, makes it look easy
I KNOW THE MATCH IS NOT EVER YET, BUT FUCK IT WE ALREADY WON!
LET'S CELEBRATE CARIBBEAN BROS!
BY BYE BANE BYE BYE BANE BYB BYE BANE BYE BYE BANE BYB BYE BANE BYE BYE BANE BYE BYE BANE BYE BYE BANE BY BYE BANE BYE BYE BANE BYE BYE BANE BYE BYE BANE
>this UK stream ads
lol UK and US hav the worst ads of all time
>>57355544
pics?
>>57355418
Hopefully he can do it. Seems to be mentally strong (not very columbian of him) If he doesnt lose many seconds in the time trials he will win it in the mountain stages
>>57355416
Youre not alone. Good luck
also
>he didnt bat so good
CHOKE
TRUE BLUE ZULLINDER FASHIONABLE CHOKE
ABSOLUTELY CLASSIQUE
WELL MEMED BANE AND MEMECULLUM
THEY MEMED SO HARD THEY MEMED OUT THE MATCH
>>57355467
because the conversation naturally has much more energy when you are at a busy place, especially if there are more girls around. also if you take a pill u don't need drinks.
let's hope taylor isnt a shitter today
>>57355560
The go away and join your le epic reddit friends
Who /KateEdgerlvl4/ here
>>57355560
bants in /r/cricket are always so touchy though because you can't offend anyone. Like discussing cricket with your girlfriend's parents
And because of the nature of reddit it's not fit for streamed events like sports
>>57355560
Then go back there, and take the reddit 'tbh' meme with you
Who /praying for Taylor to get out before we reach 150/ here
>>57355563
I hope you're joking.
>>57355564
Fuck yea bro
>>57355501
but girls suck at bantz
and social interaction is fucking boring unless theres bantz
call me autistic but there it is
>Faylor against left arm spin
It's ogre lads, the Windies are gonna crush >us
It's like these memers have never bowled against a spinner.
Can we reign it in lads?
>>57355560
We haven't had tripfag drama in a very long time now m8.
This needs to be updated.
TAYLOR THE SAVIOUR
>>57355454
Tips for getting into berghain? What were you wearing? What form of id did you use?
>>57355564
\o/
>>57355594
>not being in level 3 library in the asian library sections
ironically its all islanders here.
Time to take a nap boys, Taylor is here.
here we go
>taylor
I sware this curry is copying my fantasy picks every single match
ohwell atleast I'll be using stealth mode for the rest of the tournament
>>57355621
I guess many people go to just perve tbh.
can we just give the cup to the windies already
who /movingtoaustralia/ here
Taylor is gonna run guptill out
I swear to fuck
For KateEdger shit-person:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/67442632/splash-palace-pool-pooper-strikes-again
>West Indian fielding.
i'm heaps sad today lads
:^(
GET UP STAND UP
WINDIES GALVANIZED BY BASED REGGAE TUNES
GET MEMED ON ZULLIND
>>57355684
was it rape?
>picking up at nightclubs
Wow what a story that would be. How'd you meet mum? Oh she was just looking to get drilled by big fat cock in a nightclub and I cheekied her into pregnancy.
>>57355682
>South Islanders
>"people"
Pick only one
>>57355692
what happened m8
it's okay lads, we've still got the best bowling attack in the world cup to rely on.
Would be pretty funny if they lost this game
Gayle needs a ton tho which isn't going to happen
>>57355682
Yeah I saw this. Fucking legend.
>>57355697
He said surprise
tbh this is west indies' only chance to get in the game, if they don't get 1 or 2 out here then its pretty much ogre
Whats better for >WI: Taylor's slow run rate or just get the wicket as soon as possible?
>its a Taylor innings
>>57355706
We have less immigrants and more whiteys down here i aint even mad
>>57355707
just want to become normie but it's hard
you kiwis really shouldnt be worried, gayle will get out for 5 runs like he does against any half decent attack, the top order will crumble because their talisman got out, and they wont make more than 140
its like you guys have never watched the windies before
>>57355698
No one goes to a club for girlfriend material mate
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/19/whites-only-stickers-austin_n_6904296.html
Why are white people such scum /cric/?
Where can I watch?
>>57355692
>heaps
why do Aussies say this?
>>57355634
1st time I didn't know they were so strict about entrance. I went by myself. Wore adidases with grey sweat pants and a gucci mane t shirt. had with me my French passport ID. Spoke passable German with the bouncer guy.
2nd time I cut holes around my nipples and wore a scarf. shaved my hair by myself (i looked fucked up)and had a large beard. Kinda looked like I went to ELAM. Had fake swiss ID.
If you can speak german and aren't a loud american you should be all good with your NZ id.
>>57355560
You have to wait for the game to end to discuss cricket. All the casuals literally disappear as soon as the last ball has been bowled.
>Taylor/Guptill partnership
>>57355706
>literal coontowners calling us subhuman
haah waaw
what do you think is going through Taylor's head right now, bros?
>>57355726
hmm that's a good question. they'd want to get him out but if he can eat up quite a few balls before that happens it'll be good. but the wicket is always more important
Gayle is going to fucking destroy Boult, Southee, and Glasses Man
It's going to be fucking glorious
>>57355743
I thought Austin was supposed to be a SJW place?
that seems really mean tbh
>>57355697
Now it is
>>57355682
>The pool complex had cameras, "but not high definition enough to pick up the red face of someone squinting", he said.
Holy shit the journalism in this country
>>57355764
>fuck that fucking cunt i should have been captain look fucking memecullum got out in five minutes i'm gonna stay here for three hours so they know i'm a better choice fuck the media
>>57355732
>Not having enterprising chinese people who offer cheap feeds.
have fun eating fish and chips and McDs for lunch for the rest of eternity
What the fuck is the point of Darren Sammy anymore?
He's not bowling and there's no way he's good enough to be a batsman, he's just a meme t20 slogger.
Would he be described as a non-batting, non-bowling allrounder?
>>57355764
>How long until I get a good opportunity to get Guppy out?
Guptil gettin cheeky
>getting a run after a direct hit
why is this allowed? good fielding shouldn't be penalized
>>57355780
I really really like this post
>dat double hit by guptill
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/03/20/colorado-woman-begs-for-help-in-11-call-after-baby-cut-from-womb-by-stranger/
>white "people"
>7/11 helping sanjay to hit his first six
More like they're bringing him over here to work night shift after his brother had his arm cut off by crackheads.
For anyone who missed it lastnight, pic related.
How was he allowed to hit the ball twice? Shouldn't that be out?
>>57355789
>implying msg is good feed
>implying we don't have many generation chinks down here from ye olde gold rush
>implying blue cod isnt superior to snapper
yo webm bro, post the double hit i missed it
>>57355560
What tripfag drama?
>>57355738
true but you can't say you weren't slightly worried last night at 57/3 and wahab peppering watto b4 >paki fielding
I would vandal the toilets in UA. I would write on the toiletpaper dispenser "pull here for BCom degree" or "pull here for engineering degree" depending on what dept i was having a poop
>>57355818
Yes but the fielding team has to appeal
They didn't because appealing for hit twice is a cunt move (or more likely they didn't know the rule)
>>57355817
>LE EBIN PROXYFAG
>>57355817
Haha! Have an upboat my friend :^D
>>57355817
I really, really like this image
Mind if I post it on reddit? :)
>>57355817
Fuck I missed it, top tier kek.
>>57355753
Cheers. I'll have a UK passport by the time I go there and I know a bit of german so hopefully I'll be right. Wanna share the kind of stuff you saw?
>>57355818
panda
ring
>>57355817
haha
based pakistan
>>57355837
That's already been done and posted on the internet.
But living in a technology-free zone like Christchurch you wouldn't know that.
>>57355817
brah the thread is still there
>>57341560
>>57341866
>that shitty nz bants in the crowd
>>57355560
probably because r/cricket is full of fucking boring retard sheep that are busy discussing the latest single or block
whereas we dont give a fuck and would rather meme than talk about boring ass taylor dot balls
its like watching live highlights and memeing in between
>>57355839
>or more likely they didn't know the rule
ebin
>>57355804
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>57355897
No one knows that rule though
Same thing happened in one of the other matches too, but the umps can't give it out unless there's an appeal
I want the samefagging normalshit kiwicunt to leave
>>57355592
>>57355602
>>57355606
>>57355630
>>57355754
>>57355834
>>57355893
Newfags detected
>>>/reddit/
>the nz qt in the sunglasses
hnnnnngggg
how long do you guys think before facebook and normies at large start using the word "meme" (and variations of it) to describe things?
>Taylor slowed the run rate from 6.5 to 5
Kill me
>you'll never have a qt /cric/ waifu who cheers your 50s
Le point to tv personality wife when do well man
>>57355935
That is his wife, burger
>>57355928
>Disliking reddit makes you a newfag redditor.
Top post friend.
I'd give anything for another goosey/convict war or something similar
>>57355936
Christ someone kill that poor bastard
>>57355956
>not recognizing the pasta
Your newfag is showing. Username?
>>57355928
literally only people who have been on the site post 2010 use the term newfag anymore
get a grip kid
>>57355936
M8 have you been on Facebook?
>>57355936
That's a meme suggestion tbh
>>57355966
Same.
Wish Goosey would just come back. Fuck the bullies tbh
I'm getting paid $18 an hour to sit at work and watch cricket.
It's glorious lads
>>57355928
MATE IVE BEEN HERE SINCE 2008 DONT YOU DARE CALL ME A NEWFAG. IVE BEEN MEMEING ABOUT SHAW INFRASTRUCTURE COMEDY GOLD BZZZZZZ AND HEAPS OF OTHER MEMS WHILE YOU WERE STILL IN DIAPERS
SO FUCK OFF
RIP LYL
>>57355850
It isn't as fucked up as it used to be but its still extreme. Definitely saw a gay orgy. Like literally a pack of 5 bears trying to fit their weinerschnauzers into a little asian twink. That was extreme. Saw a sex swing with a couple in it. Fucked up shit like a drunk guy not knowing he is talking to a trap and then finding him later kissing trap which then progressed to suck traps dick and the usual fare would be people going at it behind blind spots and the large concrete supports. If you want to go to the good clubs you should head to Neukoln, Kreuzberg, Mitte and eastwards to Lichtenberg (thats where the best clubs are). Tresor is kinda overrated.
>>57355936
RIP pepe
>>57355936
>tfw 28 yo virgin
>>57355966
>goosey/convict war
what happened?
>shittyman bent
GUPPY
IN
FORM
O
R
M
>>57355788
10/10
>>57356005
Well those sheep can't fuck themselves m8.
>>57355992
he lives on now that he has discovered smugness and rage
>Taylor Swift
you know i take back everything i said about australian djs
ours are just as shit
except for that one hamilton guy he was pretty cool
>>57355992
I'm glad /r9k/ is reclaiming pepe from the normies with all the twisted edits of Pepe torturing Wojak
Anyone got the one where Pepe poses as Wojak's waifu and pretends to fuck him before shitting on his face?
>>57355992
I-It's not even right
:^(
>>57355992
m8 le sad frog has always been a rage face tier generic meme.
>>57356005
Just go a prostitute m8.
I've only had sex once and it was with a prostitute.
>>57355850
You immigrating to berlin or just visiting?
>>57356034
are you the guy who praised him for playing pendulum?
What's it like being 12?
Favourite linkin park record?
>>57355609
>>57355530
>>57355536
>>57355675
>>57355650
>>57355730
>>57355761
>LE FUGG LE ROSS FAYLOR XDXD
What even is a guptill
>>57356067
r u ok?
I have $100 on NZ, looking ok so far.
>>57355989
Bloody hell that sounds gayer than I thought. Cheers for the other tips, I'll probably still check out Tresor though.
>>57356067
>three me's
le rolyat
Jesus christ these stats are getting over the top
>comparing guptill's boundary run percentage in the middle overs of the world cup 2015
like why
also fuck this whole "strong zone" meme
Kia Ora, my name is Davis Lomu.
I’m a 27 year old American Rugger (Rugby fan for you uneducated). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior British Commonwealth games.
I train with my Gilbert every day, this superior ball can cut clean through the air because of the renowned torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other ball on earth. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Kiwi fluently, both the North and the South Island dialects as well as Maori, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Christchurch history and their earthquake building codes, which I follow 100%.
When I get my New Zealand visa, I am moving to Christchurch to attend the prestigious Christchurch Boys' High School to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Christ's College. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!
I own several pairs of jandals, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Zealand, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my cuzzies and speak Maori as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Aotearoa!
>>57356094
WOW M8 THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY BETTING ON THE ODDS ON FAVOURITE WOW SHREWD TBH
>>57356110
Still funny
>>57356034
Shake it off is actually GOAT and I fuckin hate pop music
>anned from bowling a certain ball
what is this bullshit?
>>57356047
And how awkward was that?
Why don't you non-normies just try going out to nightclubs and fuck slags?
>>57356065
in the end m8
although crawling comes a close second
whats yours
>>57356005
>tfw 29 and haven't had sex since summer 2009
why live
