Nuke will come soon edition
New Zealand vs West Indies from Wellington
Starts in 3 bongs 5 bings
Let's start with some meme shots
>>57350246
Probably not even going to watch this walkover match tbh
WHO /UNDEFEATED/ HERE?
Australians pls ignore
>>57350277
Memeswell is fucking GOAT
he can't keep getting away with this
>>57350301
He won't when he comes across real fielders who haven't been paid to rig
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/31991484
>Phil Simmons quits Ireland to take over as West Indies coach
R.I.P. Ireland.
>>57350319
Like these guys
Put 50 on the Windies to BTFO Poo Peeland
so since wiziwig is kill, are their other sites that provide acestream links to matches?
>Leave the ex-slaves to me
>>57350301
>pakistanmakingspaghetti.webm
I wish the Windies were still competitive, this is going to be another blow QF
>leave the black bull to me
>Twice in one tournament
>>57350385
Got the webm of Cummins falling over?
>>57350353
good bet m8 the kiwis are due a poor game
>>57350376
>this semen slurping sport might be for me
Is Dave Warner related to Shane Warner?
>>57350385
that is a joke tbh
those fucking lights in the bails are obviously weighing them down
>>57350397
Only the first time, I wasn't awake when he did it in another match
Anyone on the piss yet? Just cracked open a beer
>>57350246
any word on the nukes?
why are people in fantasy finishing with one spare trade?
HAHAHA
>>57350480
I'd assume they're waiting for le black bull to be named
>>57350602
>people unironically picking fayle
I don't understand this sport
>>57350716
Gayle will score a century if he plays
>pic related
i can feel it in my bones
Just give the WC to the Saffas already, no more choking, the WC is in the bag.
>>57350777
Is that a sculpture of an argentinian choking himself?
>>57350777
next week, the Windies are the worst team in the QFs by a long way
check this out /b/ros
>>57341866
>>57351042
Wow! Did he just say that? I better share this with my friends at Reddit.com. Thank you my Australian friend and good game from last night haha!
>>57351042
Thanks for bringing it to my attention, fellow redditor xD
If we don't bat first I'm going to be annoyed tbh
>>57351131
This. This is the last chance for our batsmen to spread their fucking wings for once before facing some real threats.
didn't NZ only bat 1st in their 1st game?
>>57351131
When you lose i will be overjoyed
also
>we
who /kiwiforaday/ here?
>>57351243
faggot
>>57350814
I imagine that comes from the 2011 RWC Quarterfinal Nz vs Arg.
>>57351243
>Still arguing about the >we thing
>Taking everything literally
I want this meme to stop.
>>57351262
What number in the order do you bat m8?
>>57351276
Don't be so autistic
I SAY THEY TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE CAH ME BLACK
WOI WE FEEL A WHOLE HEAP OF PAIN CAH WE BLACK
AND MAN I SAY THEY PUT ME IN A CHAIN CAH ME BLACK
IMAGINE NOW, BIG GOLD CHAIN FULL OF ROCKS
HOW YOU NO SEE THE WHIP, LEFT SCARS PON ME BACK
BUT NOW WE HAVE A BIG WHIP PARKED PON THE BLOCK
ALL THEM SAY WE DOOMED FROM THE START CAH WE BLACK
REMEMBER THIS, EVERY RACE START FROM THE BLACK, JUST REMEMBER THAT
>>57351252
i guess your off to find a nice sheep then? Good luck /kiwiforaday/
lel
>>57351333
what is this supposed to be?
>>57351344
piss poor banter you dumb fucking kid
>>57351344
Why go for a sheep when you can just go for an Aussie woman? Same thing really.
>>57351388
What do you call a Kiwi with a thousand lovers?
A shepherd.
You're a shepherd m8
>>57351388
Well, I'd like to keep some self-respect.
>>57351428
I am the shepherd who guides your Aussie lasses to a better civilisation. That civilisation is New Zealand.
>>57351449
>In 2013, there are about 650,000 New Zealand citizens living in Australia, which is about 15 per cent of the population of New Zealand
LEL NICE TRY SHEEP SHAGGER
>>57351505
>He feels proud that the worst of NZ is going to the convict nation
>He is actually bragging about living in the rubbish bin of the world
>>57351543
You will get BTFO by a bunch of former slaves today. NZ- Truly an irrelivant cuck country
>>57351592
You don't sound so well, friend. Here, I found a page that could help you.
http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/problem/anal-pain
>>57351624
I'll leave the site to you seeing as you've already visited it.
>Poo Peeland
>>57351660
I found it after pummeling this one typically slutty Aussie lass in the backside. It helped her and I'm sure it can help you.
There is still hope, mate!
>>57351252
>who /kiwiforaday/ here?
me
>>57351831
Queenslanders are truly subhuman
>>57350437
top lel
Don't know how he didn't injure himself
>>57350480
Saving my last 3 for the toss
>>57351291
>Don't be so autistic
>associating yourself with a group of individuals you have never personally interacted with yourself
Nope, nothing autistic about that.
I am literally ross taylor ama
>tfw NZ girls are pure beautiful maidens
>tfw Aussie girls are trashy bogan sluts
>all the Auscasuals gone tonight as they aren't playing
Feels good man
>>57352029
Holy shit what a fucking meme cunt. I genuinely feel sorry for himself, such a memer and he doesn't even know it
>>57352038
thank god.
>all that muh city circle-jerk was awful
>>57351831
I'm /kiwi for the tournament/
End the Aussie delusion
>>57352038
>>57352060
are you fucking stupid?
You are just enticing shitposting
Lads
>>57352060
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/pictures/9477990/The-worlds-10-best-cities-to-live-in.html
Reminder that if you're a New Zealander and don't live in Auckland, you should kill yourself right now.
>>57352060
Sydney>all
NRL>AFL
>>57352029
>Haha!
>>57352029
Right i'm going to make a twitter account and rekt this fucking cunt
>>57352116
This is correct.
Also Melbourne is the shittest city in Aus. This has been established
who /gong/ here?
Eh lads
>lurk /cric/
or
>play Heroes of the Storm
Which one lads?
>>57352171
Yeah m8, /gong/ here. About to head down the lighthouse and get on the piss. You wanna join?
>>57352184
>Heroes of the Storm
>>57352171
Need somebody to relentlessly push /gong/ in other generals until it becomes meme of the summer 2015
>>57352184
or
>objectively kill yourself
NRL thread
>>57351612
>>57351612
>>57351612
>>57352200
yeah m8, meet at steelers first?
>>57352209
>playing other shitheap toxic MOBAs
I bet you prefer spin bowlers
>>57352242
>playing video games at all
>>57352242
>playing mobas
wanna know how I know you're a virgin?
>>57352215
What's the class difference like in Australia when it comes to sports?
Do abos love the rugby? And normal Aussies the cricket?
In England working class = football, middle class = rugby/cricket
>cheeky steak and mushroom pie
im set lads
>>57352242
*bowls a doosra respectfully in your direction*
M'ushtaq
>>57352265
>not being a virgin
GET OUT YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT
>>57352273
Rugby is for posh people
AFL and League are for regular people
Cricket is for everyone
Soccer is for immigrants and fags
>>57352273
we don't have class systems like you English
I hate that shit
>>57350301
>>57350277
Is he american?
>>57352298
Do abos not do sport?
>>57352307
they like league or afl depending on what state they are from
>>57352307
They mostly watch and play Aussie Rules
>>57352111
Auckland a city of hipsters and criminals
>>57352340
Just like Melbourne
>>57352218
yeah m8 steelers then diceys
>>57352306
yes
>>57352111
auckland fucking sucks tbh
So who wouldnt be in the black caps squad if Jesse Ryder wasnt such a pisshead?
>>57352434
The Hairy Javelin
Watson can't handle the banter
>>57352111
The Auckland CBD is actually pretty nice tbh, but I just fucking hat how far spread out the whole city is. It's why I like Wellington.
So how do I get into this fucking sport?
What teams should I pay attention to?
pls no bully
>>57352465
LE WADSON IS GUD MEME :)))
>>57352477
>hat
*hate
>Me in charge of spelling
>>57352465
he handled it pretty well actually
#winningruns
>>57352489
Australia
>>57352499
Thanks to this
>>57352489
theres only 4 games left mate
>>57352612
literally dropped the world cup
Was there a bigger bitch on TV than Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond?
>>57352612
so what? Dropped catches are part of cricket
>>57352614
PANDERING
>>57352651
her mother in law
>>57352612
Poor Wahab
i'm so fucking hyped for this game. it's not even wanting nz to choke. i'm just really all about it for some reason
windies win if repeating digits
>>57352715
What a surprise
If singles Windies lose
toss when
>>57352612
>about to take the catch
>opens hands
rahat confirmed for bribed
what's the /gong/ of the Caribbean?
if triples windies win
>>57352703
because every single quarter final thus far has been a one sided shitstomp
The Kiwis are going to choke on the BBC, if you catch my meaning.
>>57350246
Will pakistan coach die?
... again
reminder strayan cricket djs are fucking shit
all they do is play shitty american pop
>tfw I've only just realised why Conny called his team octogets
cheeky cunt
>>57352770
Saint Martin
>Lara
Overrated stat padding casual bait memer
>>57352825
>tfw they will never be as GOAT as the Hamilton DJ who plays TV show themes
>>57352171
i'll be going down to the butchery later with a few m8s, anyone else /gong/?
Is Palmerston North still a meme?
>>57352826
actually has surprised me with how little he mentions it
honestly thought he'd bang on about it
>>57352861
kek is wollongong so boring that you spend your time hanging around a butcher?
>>57352863
Palmerston North is considered the /gong/ of New Zealand
>>57352863
P A L M Y
A
L
M
Y
...is actually a shithole tbh
>>57352879
BACK THE FUCK OFF
>>57352861
Come to diceys and get on the piss m8
i thank allah every day that i don't live in wollongong.
>>57352875
he would've once upon a time believe me
>>57352770
Grenada
>>57352759
Underrated post. TERRIBLE batting display including many incorrect shots leading to simple catches, lack of run-scoring intent for the bulk of the innings. Followed by an abysmal performance in the field, dropping SITTERS that could've changed the game. Not to mention Misbah bowling Afridi at the other end to based Wahab, thoroughly defusing any pressure that Wahab created.
Match-fixing scandal WHEN?
>>57352931
>I know everything about gets, no seriously....
>>57352928
I'd rather live in /gong/ than Melbourne tbh
>>57352879
confirmed never visited /gong/.
BUTCHERY
A
S
E
D
tbh is my fav meme tbh
Wahab Riaz and Watson are getting pulled up on disciplinary charges from the ICC
kek
>>57352963
kek'd irl
>>57352966
that's why you're a neet loser.
>>57352980
Gotta agree tbh
>>57353000
>insecure Lelbourne fag detected
So which semi final will be the better match lads?
Straya vs India or Saffers vs Best Indies?
gonna go grab me a steak & mushroom pie from the bakery before the game, be back in 20
>>57353022
i'm from sydney m8. if you'd honestly rather live in gong than melbourne you're pathetic.
Who /melbourne/ here?
I thought this was on FTA ;_;
BATTING FIRST FUG YES
>>57353091
PREPARE YOUR FUCKING ANUSES WINDIES MCMEME AND KANE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP
>>57353065
YEAH ME M8. WANNA HIT UP SOME CAFES AND TALK ABOUT MUH SPORTING CAPITAL? MAYBE WE CAN VISIT THE 'G'
mcgrath is a charisma vaccuum and brings fucking nothing at all. sweet lordy jesus christo
>>57353115
NZ will probably get bowled out for less than 150 tbh
>>57353119
You're lying but yes I would like to do that
>>57353138
>This Aussie delusion
>>57353065
Feels good man
>>57353155
No joke, the Kiwis will lose.
>>57353148
>That cheeky 6
Top fucking quality
why is memecullen so short?
NZ has won the toss and is batting first.
Both these things are new and frightening.
>>57353218
the weight of new zealand on his shoulders slowly crushing him into a diamond
wtf? this isn't on tv?
>>57353218
Genetics m8
lol where's the crowd?
>>57353244
Just the Aussie game was. The 2 semis and final are on tv though
>>57353200
>This poor Aussie who is so desperate for NZ to lose so his team doesn't have to face them
>>57353225
lol we win the toss so now we are going to choke
classic
>>57353278
I'm just a cricket expert telling you what will happen.
>Swinging pitch
We've pretty much won already
>>57353278
>NZ would make it past the semis anyway
>>57353299
Windies have the worst chasing record of the top 8 teams, plus NZ are best at defending
So no
>>57353299
top lel
>>57353305
Wait and see buddy
Its going to be so hilarious when NZ choke
>>57353266
fuck i took the day off work for this and my laptop can't handle streaming
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK
Watch Taylor put on another dismal performance
>>57353354
Go to a bar or club and watch it
>>57353367
Is he the Watson of NZ?
>>57353382
he consistently runs his batting partners out
>>57353338
Honestly, I'd much rather be playing India than South Africa. They look like a team on a mission at the moment
>Martin Guptill is NZ's highest run scorer
Literally how
>>57353382
Definitely.
>>57353394
Actually yes, I remember Twatto running Punter out about half a dozen times
>>57353354
get foxtel you poor cunt
you make me sick
>>57353382
He's less of a knob, but he's also a worse player and not as hot.
>>57353396
Too bad you'll be BTFO by us
>inb4 muh fortress
>>57353375
yeah
enjoy lads
>>57353429
South Africa are going to destroy you
>>57353421
oh fuck off cunt
get new material
>>57353429
It will be Australia v South Africa in the final after the West Indies upset New Zealand.
>>57350246
>Cricket
lol
hidden
>Hayne relegated to the background
top kek
mccullum score prediction? i'm going 34
>>57353446
>>57353453
I can't wait to see the Aussies disappear from /cric/ tonight when we waste this minnow team
>>57353459
That's really embarrassing for him tbh.
>>57353225
yeah
bad omen
>>57353429
I can not tell you how /comfy/ it is to already have booked a semi place
you /nervous/ lad?
>>57353446
>South Africa are going to destroy you
that's a weird way to spell WI
Who /cheekypizza/ here?
>>57353487
No not really.
Won't be too hard to keep our unbeaten record going, as you kno- Wait that's right you aren't unbeaten are you?
I genuinely can't wait to see how the kiwis will cope with this humiliating loss. They'll probably just disappear for the remainder of the tournament tbh.
>>57353446
>forgetting how we rekt them in a warm up game
WHY ARE THEY LEADING THESE FUCKING STUPID KIDS OUT ONTO THE FIELD
DOES OUR SHITTY CULTURES NARCISSISM KNOW NO BOUNDS
GET RID OF THESE LITTLE SHITS O SO CUTE
GET FUCKED
>Playing the Crusaders theme as the teams et onto the field
GOAT
>1am start instead of 3:30
NZ confirmed for based as fuck compared to Australia.
time for the only real cricket anthem
alright, should be able to watch all of this one
maybe it will actually be a good game too
>this windies 'anthem'
>>57353549
oh shit, call the tournament off
WIndies GOAT anthem
>>57353446
>couldn't chase 230 against Pakis
>destroying anything
Nice delusion :3
>>57353631
you still lost to us
forever lol
Our National Anthem is a fucking embarrassment
Literally the cheesiest gayest hymn i ahve ever had the misfortune of singing
>>57353619
Isn't that worse for you?
>>57353659
Get fucked nigga
>THIS ANTHEM
Every time
>>57353659
2 (TWO) LANGUAGES NIGGA
>>57353666
Nah, I like to stay up for at least the first innings so a 1am start means I can pass out a bit earlier.
>>57353598
Damn you're autistic. This board has a serious problem.
predictions on first inning total
350 here
>>57353714
273
>>57353714
NZ are gonna choke m8. 230-260.
>>57353714
420
memecullum out first over
>this is the ground englel got rekt
>Stadiums still arent full
goddamit
>>57353714
240 cuz I want to believe
>>57353659
>being gay
>>57353714
265
this is the meme ground
>>57353742
>being a cheesy christfag
>>57353731
aside from Taylor and Holder their bowling attack isn't that good
>>57353740
it'll fill you pleb
it's bloody nz not your over populated shit hole
>>57353714
low 300's
lock in 324 thanks Eddie
>>57353740
what are you talking about? its sold out
this isn't divegrass mate, it's a 10 hour match of sport, people take time to turn up
>>57353714
399
Has that spider cam ever been hit?
>>57353769
if roach can find form he is easily our best bowler
>>57353778
This tbh
And WI won't get above 200
>>57353769
This tbh
Holder is good with the new ball but Taylor is pretty inconsistent. After that there's no real depth apart from meme t20 allrounders
IT'S OVER.
GUPPY
U
P
P
Y
That lazy ass fielding
In the first over
>letting that go for four
are they literally not trying? is this rigged?
