>I've made the past three threads sub-edition
>no news
Shit thread
nth for the Face Mask Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Fuck, I forgot the damn news
>the city of me
GB:Lacy banished to the doghouse in 6-touch game
DET:Lions cough up 20-0 lead in devastating loss
GB:Pack Hail Mary hapless Lions in miracle win
DET:Calvin Johnson officially active for Week 13
STL:Nick Foles will remain starter for Week 13
ATL:Devonta Freeman upgraded to 'full' Thursday
PIT:Roethlisberger practicing in full for Week 13
KC:Chiefs OC: West, Ware will form RB committee
CLE:Cowboys could be interested in Johnny Manziel
BUF:Karlos Williams not at practice Thursday
CIN:Tyler Eifert (neck) not practicing Thursday
DEN:Kubiak disputes Osweiler locked-in starter
![levinepng-aac23b0bb385bb54[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/487T3cT.png "levinepng-aac23b0bb385bb54[1].png")
Official refball this week power rankings
1. Not calling the Ravens offsides on the blocked fieldgoal against the Browns
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9001. The facemask call in the Packers - Lions game
>>63982355
>Lacy banished to the doghouse
>banished
Kek
>>63982367
1a. refs paid off to let brock beat the pats
>>63982367
>>63982392
>patriot delusions again
yeah, we know, they're all out to get you, it's not poor quality refereeing across the NFL because of newly-hired young refs with second jobs that have been keked by the replay review at all
![080114-gabbert-thumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NcZLEXA.jpg "080114-gabbert-thumb[1].jpg")
>>63982334
Through the dumpster fire as the final flames burn out of the organization the phoenix will burn as bright as the days with Montana and Young but this time the phoenix will go by the name of Blaine Gabbert
It's happening folks, through trial tribunes of today Gabbert will become the god card next season
Expect him to be the best QB after Mariota
>>63982432
no, this isn't a dumpster fire, it's a nuclear meltdown
all that will be left is the irradiated silicon valley wasteland where players go to slowly waste away their potential and die as those fucking techie millionaires watch it happen from the safety of their fancy Yahoo Lounge bar
>>63982408
He was literally responding to a post that said "Official refball this week power rankings"
Like, how the fuck did you garner that he was making it all about the Pats and the ref being "out to get them"? What he said still holds true, there was massive refball in that game.
Like damn man, obsessed much?
>>63982469
>where players go to slowly waste away their potential and die
Or they retire at age 23, citing "cuntcushion worries my nigga"
reviewable penalties when?
>>63982552
'no'
I'd rather not spend 7 hours watching a football game. I can already do that with basedball.
>>63982552
never, because they wouldn't be able to rig games then
>>63982559
Agreeing with this anon
You realize how long football will be, I say either take out half the fucking rules, or just let refball happen. Or fucking pay your referees like your players
>>63982552
Never. Gotta keep the zebras feelings from being hurt.
>>63982566
yeah but teams now have only 2 challenge flags per half/game to use so it wouldn't be much longer if you stick to the amount of challenges they now have.
Career passer rating (with sack %)
1. Aaron Rodgers, 104.7 (6.9%)
2. Russell Wilson, 99.3 (9.2%)
3. Drew Brees, 95.8 (4.1%)
4. Tom Brady, 95.6 (5.1%)
5. Philip Rivers, 95.6 (5.8%)
6. Tyrod Taylor, 95.1 (9.2%)
7. Ben Roethlisberger, 93.1 (7.7%)
8. Marcus Mariota, 92.8 (8.1%)
9. Matt Ryan, 90.8 (4.6%)
10. Matt Schaub, 89.3 (5.0%)
11. Nick Foles, 89.0 (5.6%)
12. Carson Palmer, 87.6 (4.9%)
13. Brock Osweiler, 86.9 (9.6%)
14. Austin Davis, 86.5 (9.3%)
15. Andy Dalton, 86.3 (5.4%)
16. Derek Carr, 86.2 (3.6%)
17. Cam Newton, 85.8 (7.2%)
18. Jay Cutler, 85.7 (6.1%)
19. Jameis Winston, 85.3 (5.9%)
20. Teddy Bridgewater, 85.3 (8.7%)
21. Ryan Tannehill, 84.9 (7.6%)
22. Alex Smith, 84.8 (8.2%)
23. Matt Stafford, 84.8 (5.1%)
24. Kirk Cousins, 84.5 (4.0%)
25. Eli Manning, 83.5 (4.8%)
26. Matt Hasselbeck, 82.8 (6.1%)
27. Brian Hoyer, 82.0 (5.5%)
28. Ryan Fitzpatrick, 80.1 (5.7%)
29. Matt Cassel, 79.4 (7.2%)
30. Mark Sanchez, 75.6 (6.3%)
31. Blake Bortles, 75.6 (8.9%)
32. Blaine Gabbert, 69.4 (8.2%)
>>63982432
>trail tribunes
Darkie pls, learn English.
>>63982604
>Mariota
>8
>Winston
>19
Tbh they're both playing better than expected.
>>63982552
It wouldn't have helped in this case anyways because it happened after the two-minute warning.
>>63982552
They should just stop doing the super slow-motion close up replays from all angles that fuel all the arguments about calls that are made by a couple of refs in real time while they're watching for a hundred other things.
They should only do it on plays that are being reviewed in similar detail by the people who can actually change the calls.
>>63982566
What will paying refs more accomplish? It won't attract better refs, because NFL refs work their way up from the lower levels of football, so they would still have to endure 10+ years of getting paid jack shit. The NFL already has the best refs available.
If you want more accurate calls, replace the refs with 10 guys monitoring every area of the field from the booth, and just have a ball boy spot the ball via electronic sensors.
>>63982618
How the fuck is Mariota playing better than expected? He sucks dick. Crab Legs does too.
>>63982604
>6. Tyrod Taylor
>13. Brock Osweiler
>14. Austin Davis
Intradesting.
>>63982628
>What will paying refs more accomplish?
You realize all the issues we have now is because of this right?
Here's a fun fact:
In the last two years, 23 new refs have been introduced (thereby others being replaced)
Prior to that, within a span of 7 years, only 17 had been introduced/replaced
The refs are not nearly as dedicated to the craft as they should be. They are part-timers and many of them are new to league.
Hell, the best ref crew in the league (Gene Steratore's) is led by a guy who refs Big 10 Basketball games for Christ sake.
The NFL takes owner Jew-ery to a whole new level.
>>63982630
What are you talking about? For rookie QBs on bad teams they're both playing well. What did you expect, that they'd step in and be Aaron Rodgers or Drew Brees right away?
>>63982647
>You realize all the issues we have now is because of this right?
I literally just explained why this is incorrect RIGHT after the sentence you quoted.
>In the last two years, 23 new refs have been introduced (thereby others being replaced)
>Prior to that, within a span of 7 years, only 17 had been introduced/replaced
Okay? What is your point? That they're too inexperienced? Then how are they supposed to replace current crop of allegedly bad refs?
>The refs are not nearly as dedicated to the craft as they should be. They are part-timers and many of them are new to league.
What would be the point of this? They're already essentially full time in-season, and they do seminars and stuff in the off-season. They already break down every game. What more can they do, get paid to rewatch the same film?
>50 super bowls will have gone by and the Browns, the Bengals, and the Bills will still have none of them
>>63982690
You missed the point.
The refs who were replaced werent bad.
They left the league after realizing that the tax pensions in the referee deal absolutely buttfucks them
They all took the money in ran
So now we have inexperienced new refs who dont take the craft seriously nor have enough experience to ref well
>>63982699
Browns and Lions are on another (lower) level than Bills and Bengals. Bills have been to 4 owls and the Bengals have been to 2 and didn't even exist for the first 2 owls. Browns and Lions predate the owl and have never even played in one.
>>63982724
>who dont take the craft seriously
What are you basing this on? They work well over full-time in-season, I doubt you'd ever consider spending a similar amount in your cubicle on any given week.
Did something happen to the 49ers recently that I don't know about?
>>63982745
I'm pretty sure he's basing it on the fact that they're fucking terrible.
It's either a god-given talent or they work hard on being this bad.
>>63982752
they brought back Hayne and promoted him to GM
>>63982754
>they're fucking terrible
They're the best available, since you can be arsed to leave the basement and show 'em how it's done. And fwiw their error rate isn't any higher than normal, you're just hearing about them more.
>>63982785
>their error rate isn't any higher than normal
Now you're just speaking out your ass. Why are you up so early Goodell?
>>63982812
>Now you're just speaking out your ass.
Actually no, I looked it up. But given that I you don't have any documentation of your own, I'd say it's you speaking out of your ass.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2015/12/02/referees-officiating-dean-blandino-refs/76687956/
>Dean Blandino, the NFL’s vice president of officiating, said the number of referee mistakes is on par with recent years – with an average of 4.5 mistakes per game through the first 11 weeks of this season. Blandino’s staff is still evaluating all of the calls from last weekend’s games.
If you've been breaking down every game and keeping track, I'd love to see your findings. Otherwise, you can stop with the "muh team got skrewwed, refs r fuggin fags" shit.
>>63982408
NFL ref detected.
>l-leave them alone, t-they're new to this
Been awhile since I've posted 'em.
Vote for the /sp/ NFL All-Oldfag (before 1980) and All-Newfag (since 1980) teams.
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>tfw back to being the villain
Bring on your tears, Kikeings and Shitcago fans.
>the year is 2124
>Andy Dalton has since gone down in the record books as the worse postseason qb of all time having posted a whopping 0-20 record
>his great-great-great-great grandson Darqwez Chang Sanchez-Dalton has become the starting qb for the Rio di Janeiro Bengals
>he leads his team singlehandedly and makes it through the grueling 30-game season
>leads an epic charge through the playoffs
>eventually gets to Super Bowl 158 and beats the defending champion Johannesburg All-Whites to give the Bengals franchise their first ever Super Bowl victory
>lauded as a hero and restores his ancestor's honor
>>63983150
>Bungles
>owl
I can only suspend so much disbelief m8.
Hey fags
>Coldplay
>>63983210
>watching the half time show
>thanksgiving games
>pats v broncos
>ravens v browns
>packers v lions
what a ride the last two weeks have been
In other news, the Browns want to replace their high school head coach with a college head coach.
>>63983146
You never stopped being the villain, because the Packers are like the Patriots of the NFC:
Nobody outside the hovel that is Wisconsin likes you
Oh everyone thought it was hilarious when the nfl rigged the game against the cowboys in last years playoffs but now that it happened to your team, now you cry about a rigged league, fuck you sick sociopaths
>>63983322
>sociopaths
>>63983322
Do you mean the no-PI call in the Detroit v. Cowboys game or the no-catch call in the Packers v. Cowboys game
>>63983341
Actually that was a good no
call, if anything it should have been offensive pass interference, he facemasked the defender into him
>>63983322
>le NFL is rigged
nice meme m8. Incompetent refs from a jew league that likes to play it cheap isn't rigging considering 31 other teams have the exact same problem with the same refs. Bad officiating is bad officiating you butthurt cowgirl faggot. You guys are literally just a step up from Pats fans complaining about how the Denver game was fixed.
>people blaming refs
maybe you shouldn't be in a position where the refs could decide the game or play better coverage on a hail mary
>>63983322
They will never lever desu desu
>>63983372
Hello Roger!
Btw the pats game was rigged
>>63983393
oh you're just saying that because C.J. Anderson and a Patriots run defense without Hightower bailed your ass out.
All the Broncos and packers fans here denying a rigged league are pathetic, so glad both your teams are on the decline. You know what the most despicable thing was? Aaron faggot Rodgers throwing his arms up in the air as if he was just obviously face masked, cheating piece of shit, he's the real thug not Richard Sherman, not Cam Newton, 100% degenerate thug.
I swear the Seahwaks have the most delusional fanbase of the NFL
>>63983421
Pro tip: it was a face mask and would be called every time. Stay buttmad loser.
>>63982367
I thought DTs weren't allowed to lineup over the center anymore
>>63982367
Better ranking
1. That entire play. It had an illegal hit to the helmet, an offsides, and a ball carrier go out of bounds and then back in
2. The second half of Pats-Broncos, and some of the strangest penalty calls and non-calls I've seen out of "professional" refs
3. The entire 49ers/Cards game
4. The entire Steelers/Seahawks game
Sure, blown calls are going to happen, and good teams can compensate, but there's only so much a team can do when the refs are consistently making phantom calls
tfw I can use the /sp/'s tears to clear the ice from my sidewalk
>>63983446
at least their biggest fan still believed.
>>63982630
They're rookies shouldering huge workloads from desperate franchises, they're doing fine.
>>63982849
>Believing the league
>After #deflategate
>>63983322
The league isn't rigged, the refs are just mouthbreathers
>>63983512
Either you're a nfl ref or your grampa is, that's the only way around it if you don't think the nfl is rigged, that goes for all nfl shills here denying riggedgate
>people actually think it was a facemask
It's not a penalty just because some tiny part of your hand happens to touch the tip of someone else's mask. The refs got it wrong. I'm not even a lions fan, but it is becoming hard to watch NFL games, when there's almost always some non-reviewable, highly controversial penalty in the last two minutes that completely alters the outcome of the game
welcome to the new NFL, where parity forces every game to come down to wire and said wire is dictated by refs who have no idea what they're doing. Cross your fingers and hope your team isn't the next victim. The only people not complaining are fans of teams who haven't been a victim yet. It's very real and it needs to stop.
>>63983500
You can go back and count yourself and let us know what you find. If you're not even willing to do that, you might as well quit pissing in the wind.
>>63983616
So why haven't you become a ref yet and schooled the rest of them?
>>63983619
what I learned from deflategate is that the NFL is just as if not more shady than the Patriots organization. Both sides were in the wrong desu.
>>63983627
because i'm biased
ITT: A bunch of armchair refs who can't get over a loins loss.
Boo hoo.
>>63983650
I don't give 2 shits about the Patriots. Just saying, all the film is there for you to watch. If you think they're lying, it would be very easy for you to double check them. But obviously it doesn't really matter that much to you.
>>63983661
Well, congratulations on being a massive manchild, I guess.
>>63983661
Well congratulations you got yourself caught.
Whats the next step in you master plan?
>>63983627
different anon;
I honestly don't blame the refs. It's the reviewing policies that are ruining the game. I think it's crazy that, despite all the technology we have, we still expect refs to use the eyeball test when decided petty penalties, despite how chaotic football is and how much is going on at once. Umpires in baseball are really good at making the correct call with their eyes, but usually they only have to observe one thing, like whether the player hits the plate before the ball arrives. They use the same philosophy in football, except it doesn't work because there's just to much shit going on and sometimes they don't have a good angle to see it. I know people don't want to lengthen the game by reviewing penalties, but it's probably the only way to ensure fair calls are actually made.
>>63983699
flagging this play
>>63982849
The NFL can say things like that all day, but show me their sources of how many penalties refs have had over the past few seasons. How can they quantify how many calls constitutes "on par"? I don't think Elias keeps records of the number of penalties, much less anyone else at this point. I call bullshit in Blandino and his entire operation. At the very least, there have been an above average amount on high profile bad calls/no-calls this year
>>63983393
This.
Remove most of the penalties and the game would be 10x better
>>63983731
it would also be 10x shorter meaning 10x more commercial breaks
>get fucked up at the half
>tfw it wasn't just a dream
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>>63983795
I like this post's correlation of my favorite game with football done appropriately.
>>63983814
SEE YOU WEEK 17 FOR THE BATTLE OF THE NORTH IN A COLD LAMBEAU
HYPED 111 THE FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW
>tfw no Hernandez to help Brady out while Gronk recovers
>>63983842
Somebody end this gay faggots career, him pretending he got face masked was the most classless thug move I've seen in my 45 years on earth, I can't stand this son of a bitch. And the worst part, the media won't call him out on it because he's their golden boy that defends Muslims and State Farm pays people not to criticize him, he's choked so many times yet he's never been properly labeled a choker but then Romo who choked once is falsely labeled a choker. Somebody, anybody, everybody dive at Rodgers knees, tired of this shit man
>>63983866
The filename should be
"How to throw away millions of dollars."
I got into an argument at the bar last monday with someone because I said no matter what the browns will lose.
Last night I got into another argument at half time because I said no matter what the lions will lose.
>>63983842
I look forward to it pham. It'll be the game of the season.
>>63983868
Wow ur buttmad LOL
>>63983945
You would be too if it happened to you but the packers never get refballed and I promise you, the cowboys will get revenge on him, in this life or the next.
>>63983998
End your life you waste of breath.
>>63983998
Oh wow look I missed Romo trips by 1, I wonder how much the packers paid the ref mods to stop me from getting them so my post criticizing Rodgers doesn't get more shine
What are some examples of heterosexual quarterbacks?
>>63982552
>Cough up a 20 point lead
>m-muh facemask
It was a blown call but those happen. The real story is Detroit's own collapse.
>>63983868
t. Lions or Vikings fan
>>63984021
Tom Brady
>>63984021
Colon Kaepernick, Tim Tebow
>>63984019
No, I'm not missing Romo hoist the 2017 Lombardi
>>63982334
go Browns!
>>63984021
Everyone but Russell "Saving myself until marriage for a used pop singer with a child" Wilson
>>63984025
>the real story is Detroit's own collapse
Its not much of a story when it happens every year.
>>63984021
Carson Palmer
>>63984042
>yfw Brady knocked a girl up and then left her for Gisele while she was still pregnant
>>63984073
that's that real nigga shit
can't be loving these hoes
>TFW you realize blaine gabbert has a 91 qb rating so far this year....
>>63984137
He will be on the browns next year. they will overcost him to
>>63984157
My guess. As fucked up as that Franchise is now with the power structure they'll trade Kap, resign Gabbert and ignore to draft a GM
Then the Fire Rises.
>>63984174
hopefulyl hyde comes back strong
>>63984042
>Lose a game
>cry to the refs
This nigga a faggot
>>63982604
>tyrod taylor
Yeah but he throws like a maximum of 25 passes a fucking game because greg roman legitimately does not know how to not run the ball over 50 times a game.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WINNING THE GAME FOR LITERALLY 60 FUCKING MINUTES AND GETS BTFO AT ZERO SECOND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63984157
>implying the Browns won't just blow their 1st round pick on Hogan or some other qb as per every year
>>63983338
>that image
>>63984415
Ha ha what a butthurt loser
>>63982482
There wasn't refball.
Broncos are the leaders in sacks and have less than 0.5 holding calls for them per game.
Teams commit an average of 1.2 of those per game.
I saw 2 not called in a 10 play spam.
That game was bad all around.
Only really wrong call was the Gronk OPI,rest was just doubtful.
If the NFL is not rigged then why did they move the authority to change calls on replay to the NFL headquarters in new york, instead of keeping them with the on-site replay official?
>>63983590
If we're going to play that game let's just look at it from the lens of the entire game, and every "controversial" call that can decide the course of the rest of the game
Jesus, just stop watching sports
his thumb caught the mask and turned it just enough for a ref to see it as a facemask and that's all there is to it, it's not like he didn't touch it at all
>>63982367
>1. Not calling the Ravens offsides on the blocked fieldgoal against the Browns
>.
>.
>9001. The facemask call in the Packers - Lions game
Browns are browns
lions had a chance to be something this year
>>63985049
>lions had a chance to be something this year
Nah. They're the razorcakes of the nfc
>>63985061
>They're the razorcakes of the nfc
Who are the vikings alex?
>>63985072
A-at least t-they get deep into the playoffs....
>>63985049
>lions had a chance to be something this year
>>63985094
don't remind me
updated
1. (1.000) Carolina Panthers
2. (0.973) New England Patriots
3. (0.890) Denver Broncos
4. (0.861) Cincinnati Bengals
5. (0.822) Green Bay Packers
6. (0.814) Arizona Cardinals
7. (0.806) Minnesota Vikings
8. (0.770) Kansas City Chiefs
9. (0.713) Seattle Seahawks
10. (0.647) Chicago Bears
11. (0.628) Pittsburgh Steelers
12. (0.576) Indianapolis Colts
13. (0.530) Houston Texans
14. (0.497) Detroit Lions
15. (0.468) Buffalo Bills
16. (0.435) St. Louis Rams
17. (0.432) New York Jets
18. (0.411) Oakland Raiders
19. (0.394) Atlanta Falcons
20. (0.375) Washington Redskins
21. (0.353) San Francisco 49ers
22. (0.320) New York Giants
23. (0.306) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
24. (0.296) Baltimore Ravens
25. (0.287) New Orleans Saints
26. (0.275) Jacksonville Jaguars
27. (0.248) Miami Dolphins
28. (0.238) San Diego Chargers
29. (0.233) Philadelphia Eagles
30. (0.175) Dallas Cowboys
31. (0.106) Tennessee Titans
32. (0.092) Cleveland Browns
>>63983372
Dumb cartoon poster
>>63985131
>Harb
>not ded
And here I was worried you got stabbed by a hobo ;_;
>tfw see the nanners rise up from the smoking ashes of york
What are the Browns going to waste their draft pick on?
>>63983616
Dumb cartoon poster
>>63985165
Cardale
What the actual fuck?
>>63984059
that scoreboard though.
>>63984073
Dumb cartoon poster
>>63985210
I've hunted many times before in the north carolina woods but never had put a animal in that much misery , if that is real then holy shit brett is crazy.
>>63985162
you realize the team is in a worse situation than last year, and will likely go into further upheaval in the coming offseason right? this shit is going to be awful every single year for a while and top 5 draft picks won't save us, unless we magically luck into a good coach that re-rails the team again, but that's still a band-aid for the long term future of the team. until york is out, our final destination will always be the cellar and we will keep heading back there sooner rather than later.
he's not even 40 yet, fuck.
>>63985281
It's only the beginning.
>>63985210
Keke no way thats real
>>63985193
Cap it.
No team picks shittier qbs and picks them as often as the Browns
>>63982552
It happens in the CFL.
>>63985281
I guess the new president got bumped out of office
>>63985306
yep, pretty much
this past offseason baalke tried to spin it as a "reloading not rebuilding season" which was obvious bullshit. just wondering how long it will take for baalke to admit what everyone else already knew, and for york to even realize it.
>>63985281
The future of the nanners
>in the basement for years
>when you're about to go all edp, they begin to win
>gives you a glimmer of hope
>crushes it in a sad yet hilarious way
>cycle repeats
10 Bojangles biscuits says it's a Panther vs Viking NFC Championship game
>>63985476
>>gives you a glimmer of hope
>implying
nah, we're just going to turn into these guys
>>63985514
>Bojangles
Zaxby's is objectively superior
>>63985514
>what the fuck is bojangles biscuits
>>63983322
Dez never made the catch.
Ball hit ground. Ground made ball move. No catch.
You supreme mad.
I lol at you.
>>63985526
Wouldn't the Harbaugh era be that "glimmer of hope"?
>>63983489
I believe I'll tear her vagina a new one.
>>63983866
>That filename
Is my shit getting hosted somewhere?
>>63985049
>lions had a chance to be something this year
Lose their heart of the defense and replace it with broken down veterans and middle round drafties
>what could go wrong
>>63985514
plez Zeblojangxinglies is way better
I'm still not convinced even though that was a rousing win, I think the Packers are still going 10-6, our offense has not stopped having a ton of problems
>>63983372
Here's my latest artwork.
I call it "Hamster with Ice Cream Cone"
>>63985638
>her
>vagina
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 12 mins12 minutes ago
That helps RT @JamesPalmerTV: Patriots Jamie Collins, who has missed the last 4 weeks with an illness, said he's ready to play vs. Eagles.
Thank you, Jesus
>>63983885
that's not worth an argument.
that's worth a bet
>>63985615
to be fair, that was before I really realized just how awful York was. dunno about the others. york only took over in 2008 so I put most of the pre-harbaugh blame on singletary, and when he promoted baalke to GM in 2011 who then picked up harbaugh I figured he just might be a decent owner after all.
now that I'm wise to his bullshit, it's going to be a lot harder for him to fool me with misdirection or shifting blame. when people look to answer the question "why are the 49ers still bad again this year?" the first place they should look is Yod Jerk.
>>63985782
That poor OL never stood a chance
Also, why do teams even announce when someone is injured? Would it not beneficial to keep them as a game time decision so the other team won't be able to prepare for it?
>>63983868
Shut up Garret.
>>63982469
>techie millionaires are the institute
>49ers are the Commonwealth
>49er fans are ghouls forever doomed to watch a shit organization and remember when it used to be something great.
PLAYOFF CLINCHING/ELIMINATION SCENARIOS THIS SUNDAY ASSUMING NO TIES
Patriots: Clinch Division with win and Jets Loss
Patriots: Clinch playoff spot with win and either a chiefs or steelers loss
Bengals: Clinch playoff spot with a Bengals win AND texans loss AND colts loss and either a jets loss or a Chiefs Loss AND broncos win
Panthers: Clinch Division with win or Falcons Loss
Panthers: Clinch playoff spot with seahawks loss
Browns: Eliminated with Loss or if the chiefs, bills, ravens, steelers, and jets all win
Titans: Eliminated with Loss
49ers: Eliminated with loss and seahawks win
>>63985514
Put em in the box and Cap it senpai.
>>63985962
If DeBartolo had remained the owner all the way up until now, how many more superb owls would they have won? Would the patriots dynasty have even existed?
Any of you guys listen to your teams radio broadcast while watching them play? I'm looking for advice on how to get the two synched up, seems the radio is about 5 seconds faster than TV.
>>63986035
if there's a DVR-like feature for radio, just have it be 5 seconds slow
>>63986004
Salary cap matters now.
What's the deal with refs this season? The past 6-7 weeks have been absolutely atrocious.
I have never seen this many blown/missed calls. Hell, even the replacement refs were better than this.
Also, why the fuck doesn't the nfl give coaches the ability to challenge any penalty on the field? Who gives a fuck if it's a judgement call, if it's wrong it's wrong.
>>63986057
The closest I could think of is recording through Foobar and trying to do this. But when I tried it last Sunday soo as I hit play it would play both the delayed and the real-time at the same time.
Official NFL Player Hands Power Ranking
1. Cam Newton (living sculpted chocolate, veiny and strong, Nice ball Grip)
2. Aaron Rodgers (huge strong and long, topped of with man hair)
Power Gap
3. Tom Brady (slender yet strong, expert technique)
4. JJ Watt (hulk smash hands!)
5. Lane Johnson (biggest hands in the nfl make u p for ugly with size)
Power Gap
6. Joe Flacco (Long fast fingers)
7. Big Big (they call him big ben for a reason with this man oven mitts for hands)
8. Edelman (dainty yet strong the appearance makes up for the size)
9. Gus Bradley hands (old but experienced, nice set of hands for a middle age guy)
10. Luck (slightly retarded in appearance and function strength and veinynous covers for it)
thoughts?
>>63986133
pause
>>63986133
>Hands Power Ranking
>Only one receiving player in the list.
>>63986133
do you happen to have that picture from that old burger chain commercial with the tiny hands guy, but with Alex Smith's head on him instead?
>>63986133
Not bad, fake me.
>>63986133
lane johnson's hands are indeed ridiculously large
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGNgIxmkZ1A
>Cleveland Browns Quarterback Memoriam
lel
Lions need to start losing. Caldwell has to go. Never liked him and he is bringing this team down. Also dont want to fuck up draft position.
>>63986725
>Also dont want to fuck up draft position.
>implying lions will draft well anyways
>>63986755
We dont even know who their new GM will be so whatever. Lions havent been horrible at drafting lately, they had arguably a top 3 draft in 2013.There are some good tackles so if they dont take one in the first round it will be a failed draft.
>>63983477
>The entire Steelers/Seahawks game
Anyway I blame tomlin/haley fucking play calls, that should be a TD in one or two rushes
>>63982699
Don't forget Minneaota
>>63986790
and the year before they had one of the worst drafts of all time
>Riley Reiff
>Ryan Broyles
>Dwight Bentley
>Ronnell Lewis
>Tahir Whitehead
>Jonte Green
>Travis Lewis
reiff and whitehead are the only ones that have done anything for the lions
so far 2014 is mostly the same, with ebron being just a terrible first round selection and none of the others have done anything
What are the chances of the Eagles winning Foxboro on Sunday?
Sporadic reminder that Drew Brees has the highest completion rate of all time.
>It will be a sad sad day when he, dare i say it, retires.
>>63986934
possible but unrealistic
That actually happened last night.
>>63986934
.00001%
But not impossible if the refs are one your side + more patriots playeds die
>>63983709
>The NFL can say things like that all day, but show me their sources of how many penalties refs have had over the past few seasons.
They fucking break down every game, every week you mong. Not just the league, every single fucking crew does it too.
>How can they quantify how many calls constitutes "on par"?
Because they track it over the course of years.
I don't think Elias keeps records of the number of penalties, much less anyone else at this point.
Of course they do, as does PFF and other sites like that.
>At the very least, there have been an above average amount on high profile bad calls/no-calls this year
How would you know? You haven't bothered to count. You're just assuming that because there have been a handful of high-profile questionable calls the last few weeks. Honestly, fuck right off with this garbage m8. Get back to me when you've bothered to count.
>>63986896
Travis Lewis is coming along as decent depth. Travis Swanson is our starting Center and seems like he's gonna be on the team for awhile. It's been bad but I wouldnt go as far as to say worst in the league. Mayhew was real hit and miss but he brought in Levy, Suh, Ziggy Ansah Sam Martin and Larry Warford who are all great players. He was pretty good in FA too bringing in Tate, Glover Quin, Rashean Mathis and Haloti Ngata but he was horrible at handling contracts. Just hoping the new GM isnt worse than Mayhew.
>tfw royal farms chicken for lunch
>>63986133
>make u p for ugly with size
That's what she said.
>>63986896
>you now remember that the Lions drafted Jahvid Best in the FIRST FUCKING ROUND after he was already ded
>>63986934
lol/10
>>63986942
If Payton resigns/retires at the end of the year, which a lot of insiders seem to think is likely, I don't think there's anyway he plays in New Orleans again. Maybe a chance he would go somewhere else though.
>your wife will never support you like this
>>63986210
I had one like that but it was Tom Brady instead because deflategate. Let me see if I have it
*****OFFICIAL NFL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR POWER RANKINGS(UNBIASED VERSION)*****
1. La'el Collins
2. Byron Jones
3. Randy Gregory
4. Derek Carr
5. Todd Gurley
6. Amari Cooper
7. Stefon Diggs
8. Ronald Darby
9. Jameis Winston
10. Marcus Mariota
>>63985986
Will the Jets make it to the playoffs?
>>63987091
>>63987075
Solid 6
>his top two receivers don't have a combined 17 touchdowns
Is Kaepernick going to kill himself when he's watching the superbowl and hears coldplay playing "Viva la vida"?
I mean the lyrics describe him and the 49ers perfectly.
>I used to rule the world
>Seas would rise when I gave the word
>Now in the morning I sleep alone
>Sweep the streets I used to own
>I used to roll the dice
>Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
>Listened as the crowd would sing
>Now the old king is dead long live the king
>One minute I held the key
>Next the walls were closed on me
>And I discovered that my castles stand
>Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
>>63987141
Sounds like some dorks playing dungeons and dragons to me
So how many of you dumb kucks legitimately think aaron rodgers is the best quarterback in football and how many of you just claim he is so you don't have to give that honor to the quarterback who is actually the best?
Negros in particular seem unable to come to terms with the reality, which is that Tom Brady has had more success and won more rings at quarterback than the entire black race.
>>63987141
WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT DON'T SUCCEED
>>63987141
Will Joe Satriani be there since well you know they stole the fucking melody?
>Browns reportedly going after Urban Meyer with a contract that would exceed every coaching contract in NFL history and an option for "small equity ownership" of the franchise
Will he save the Browns?
https://vimeo.com/147664206
>>63987141
GO ON TELL ERREBODY
Im the man...
*****OFFICIAL TOP 10 FALSE /NFL/ CONSPIRACY THEORIES(UNBIASED VERSION)*****
1. Dez Bryant didn't catch the ball
2. Aaron Rodgers is good
3. The patriots are cheaters
4. Tom Brady is good looking
5. Cam Newton is good
6. Joe Montana and Jerry Rice were good
7. Calvin Johnson isn't a talentless size babby
8. Clay Matthews/Luke Kuechly are good
9. The NFL isn't rigged
10. Eli is elite
>>63986228
look who is talking imposter
>>63987245
I'm the man, I'm the man.
>we are all sneak now
>>63987257
Let's go raid hoc for memes!
>>63987229
>>63987245
>>63987257
>>63987282
stop being a faggot sneak
>>63987282
Their the one that steals all our dank memes though.
>>63987317
Failed hard, guess I don't even know how to trip.
>>63987295
fuck off. this is sneak's thread now
How many years until he's the GOAT?
> Mike Adams is back
And that's 3 INT for Big Ben
>>63987370
Redskins are so stupid, RGIII is going to come back to Texas where he's comfortable around his fellow republicans and resurrect his career in Dallas
>>63987410
You're crazy. Chip's gonna salvage his ass and make him the GOAT.
>>63987445
Chimp Kelly is about to get fired ya dope
>>63987245
>>63987257
>>63987282
>what the actual fuck is going on?
Sneak control your clones
>>63987189
Would laff, but they settled out of court. They did steal it though, straight up
>>63987445
Lil bit delusional friend. Chip is in some shit and there's not much he can do this season to salvage it. Reviving RG Busted Knee would be like Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster
>>63987282
Sneak makes his own memes
>>63987410
>>63987445
>>63987531
I really don't understand people who say that teams are going to be eager to pick up RG3 once he's released.
If a team wants a meme-QB Kaepernick will be available, why would they pick RG3 over him?
>>63987594
I'd definitely take Kaepernick over Bobby Three Sticks. He's got dat cannon plus he's not really injury prone. Shit, if it wasn't for Teddy Two Gloves I'd take him
Bengals are da bomb
>>63987711
seahawks
>>63987141
>Coldplay "lyrics"
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>63987190
>meme offense
>would probably make Teboq his QB
"No."
>>63987594
They will both get picked up in the offseason, unless they're too proud to take a massive paycut, in which case they'll be out of a job in the League. Hope that doesn't happen to Kaepernick, not really his fault SF imploded.
>>63987776
>would probably make Tebow his QB
But then he WOULD be the savior
Better RB, Eric Dickerson or Emmitt Smith?
>>63983322
Kek because the Cowboys suck dick. Bottom of the weakest division in the league
>>63987141
Based Coldplay
The Scientist might be the GOAT song though
>Come up to meet ya
>Tell ya im sorry
>You don't know how lovely you are
>>63987571
I am my own meme.
Who's the Devin Hester of the AFC?
>>63987913
Wojak, I...
>>63987815
kaep's contract isn't one of the mammoth sized ones though, never was
>>63987913
>Your taste in music
>>63987945
it's a big salary per year, it's just that it's easy to get out of
>>63987939
Landry and Benjamin are the only ones from the AFC that pop into my head. All of the good returners that I know of are in the NFC
>>63987913
>>63987967
>He doesn't listen to country music
and Luke Byron and Sam Hunt are not country music, fuck them.
>>63987967
>The Scientist
>not a good song
Tip top pleb, Coldplay might be shit but that's a great song
>>63987998
really not much different than a contract with a high ceiling but almost all in incentives, it's just nuance. it's not like he's going to trigger those performance clauses anyways, one of them required him to play in a super bowl.
>>63988007
>based Zac Brown Band and Kenny Chesney senpai
>>63988007
the only country artists I like are that guy who judges the voice and also carrie underwood
