ausfag thread
>implying we all aren't playing pokemon go
RED TEAM MASTER RACE
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT RED MASTER RACE
4879 reporting in
>>24036997
FUCK YEAH RED CUNTS
2515 here. I dunno what j want anymore.
anyone near 4812 for the race and want to hang out? i'm sickly hungover
Whos near 3104 wanna go for a pokemon adventure :>
Sup austhread.
Anyone know any tennis jokes? Filling in on social media for a tennis company this week and need some humorous content but I don't know shit about tennis.
4030
'Sup, cunts?
>>24040186
shit nigger, you're nearby
>4103
>>24040186
>>24040284
shit niggers, we're all nearby
>4053
>>24039559
why did the tennis ball go to the quiet side of the court?
because of the racket!
wahey
>>24039528
I'm near there, how's it going mate?
>>24040491
good, good. drinking all day yesterday so i'm crook as. haven't had anything to eat all day. you?
>>24040502
You go to the seaview at 1pm for a going away party?
>>24040552
nah just a few during and after a working bee. i was at the centen for a bit, spent a lot of money haha
>>24040562
Struth, yeah I had a big one as well. Just been at home rewatching old tv shows. Bloody big night on town though. Have you been watching V8s on the tele?
3012, how shit or perfect is this fine Melbourne weather
4074/M
Spent all day finding the pokemans like a nerd. Will continue to do so.
>>24040586
the V8's aren't for me. good for local business but a bit of a hassle for one week a year really
>>24040665
True, what are you up to tonight?
3011, bored as
>>24040755
Kingsville whats up
>>24040732
nothin on for me. kick back on youtube probably. i literally got out of bed twice today to use the bathroom.
>>24040761
Footscray, not gay or anything but want to come over and suck my cock whilst I watch the end of the football?
4870 reporting
>>24040768
lol nah bra
>>24040774
disappointing
>>24040767
fuck must have been a big night. Got nothing on as well, fucking not keen to work tomorrow though.
>>24040772
shit mang, that's where i used to live. What school did you go to?
>>24040795
yeah it's some bullshit, waste of a weekend. I'm on holidays in 2 weeks anyway so i've just got to struggle through until then haha
>>24040812
What do you do? I just came back from 2 week holidays.
>>24040826
storeman very boring but it pays the bills
>>24040839
Ah that's alright. What are you going to do on your holidays?
>>24040847
going to the states to watch sport. ive got my tickets but i haven't sorted out what i'm doing during the days, should be good fun hopefully
>>24040856
bloody oath, states are a loose time. fucking turn ya inner paul hogan on mate.
2164 hello west sydney phaggots
Any traps in the south east SA wanna get their dick sucked?
Yo, anyone in sout Bris (4101) or Brisbane CBD (4000) Area wanna hang out around one the pokestops
5034 repping red team
Bored, cold and have the flat to myself tonight. Anyone wanna come over and have sex/netflix? Gay/bi guys only
3071 sptlag on skype or give your kik
2450
I'm betraying my nsw blues.
FUCK YEAH RED
>>24040987
trap?
>>24036997
FUCK OFF
WHO YELLOW AND BRISBANE HERE
3030
BLUE TEAM REP
>>24041120
I wish
>>24040931
5034 holy fuck hey neighbour
4030
yellow team!
stop taking my gyms you blue meanies
4020 any ladies bored tonight wana chill??
>>24041260
>yellow
nearly all the pokestops I've seen are either glorious red or pleb blue. step up your game kid
>tracked a scyther for an hour
>got down to one footprint
>game crashes
>same thing happened with a pigeotto
>at least I hatched a meowth and yet another fucking doduo
>>24040987
Hey, 23 curious male here
Ben_o_92
>live in Darwin
>only yellow
I'M THE ONLY YELLOW IN THE VILLAGE
Seriously though why did everyone else go blue or red? Zapdos > pleb legendaries
>>24041272
im trying!
but it feels like theres only two other yellow players in my area
>>24041274
Zapdos is #2 therefore shit.
>>24036997
Any one at the big rock in the middle of the desert rn?
19/m/3437
Blue team boiizzz
Nothing good to catch around here though :/
>>24041310
chur were u from?
>>24039559
Don't fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Hobart represent, part of the 1% who aren't playing PokeGo right now.
3038, 20/m here
yellow team anyone?
22/m/3037
raining outsite
can of mother
cs:go major
warm bed
this is as good at it gets
I have pokemon go, but I don't really understand it, do you just need to collect them?
28 m 4350
TEAM VALOR UP IN THIS BITCH
>>24036997
2152/fem/27
going to parra for the day to pokemon adventure. who is in?
Team Mystic cause Articuno is the sexiest chicken.
>>24041664
basically. There isn't any trading or pvp aside from gym battles. Pretty sure trading and battles will emerge later on though since it's not really pokemon without either.
>>24043521
How big of a drain is Go on batteries and performance? Not sure if my aging Moto can handle it.
Oi any trans/traps out here?
>>24044480
Willing to travel anywhere but out west.
>>24043521
Anything good out in Parra? I live in Auburn and can't seem to find any good Pokemon around here.
22/m/2144
>>24044712
Allah Akbar leb
>>24043521
Where are you from anon? I was about to go on a pokemon adventure today too but got called into work. Westmead here
Any femanons in Perth?
4817, contemplating death.
>>24045504
Used to live in Townsville, good luck getting out of that shithole
Anyone got a fakebook? add me Sky Leche
>>24045517
What do we win if we do?
>>24045519
dank memery
>>24045508
i don't think my location is the problem but yeah, know any good places to jump off here? : ^)
don't think castle hill will cut it
>>24045530
Second level at mad cow :)
2323 reporting in!
>>24045521
Oh, I was hoping for some wank mammories
>>24045532
kek i think someone already did that : ^)
>>24045540
I remember there used to be a massive mountain over looking James cook, always wanted to walk up it never did.
>>24045543
shame i'm probably too autistic to tie a noose and do it the easy way.
>>24045548
Yeah lets be honest you probs won't kill yourself...
>>24045548
You could do a got homage and leap out a window tommen style
>>24045549
Contemplating it, I'm not one of those faggots who will be a 'le i've tried suicide 45 times xdd' or self harming attention seekers, if I decide I'm going to do it I'll simply do it right the first time.
I've been thinking about it more recently, I just have no point in being alive, some people aren't meant to exist.
>>24045551
effort
>>24045558
True I contemplate suicide at least once a week
>>24045563
i think i'm too lazy to do it, I just suffer quietly instead.
Just started TAFE, IV in Tertiary preparation because I didn't finish grade 12 so I'm getting it now.
>mfw I'm too shy to start talking to anyone so I take xanax instead
>>24045575
or you could come and do a shitload of hard drugs and cheer up.
2164 as well ! dublin st lol
>>24044116
my samsung galaxy s3 goes from 100% to 20% in about 2 hours on it...
>>24045664
in 4817? sure ill come over
>>24040879
yeah smithfielddd
>>24045682
nahh.. 4740 mate.. seriously though, come and get fucked up.
>>24045694
Bit too far mate, don't have the motivation to make that kind of drive, come pick me up though and for sure i'm down.
>>24045706
cunnntttt.... get motivated. its a four hour drive. i drive it every couple of months, its not that far.
http://www.collaborationsfestival.com/
you should go to this. there will be stacks of good gear there...
>>24045706
https://soundcloud.com/majahkil
this guy is playing there... shit will get fucking weird... get some good acid/ket/mdma and go nuts
>>24045713
>>24045719
kek, i've got all the drugs i need only helps temporarily, can't cook myself 24/7.
>>24045724
lies. i have a friend whom i've never seen OFF acid.
>>24044712
parra was buzzing! caught 200+ pokemons
>>24044116
huge drain you need a recharge pack for proper trips
>>24044752
northmead brah
Nobody is ever from tasmania
3016 Blue represent.
>>24045869
Whos this?
>>24045869
Absolute stunner!! Where from?
34 m 4680
Never see any other 4680 people though, I guess this town really is fucking backwards and boring.
>>24045822
I am friendo, where you from
>>24045624
where are ya bro
4703 main beach trips all day
>>24045869
>them eyes
goddam.
>>24041269
Dude that's where I'm at
4020.. At the pub having a perv and watching stupid people catch Pokémon
3106 reporting in.
Please help me find a job. Centrelink is straight retarded. I need work desperately.
>>24046342
Gold coast
I forgot to do the whole 23/m/4217 meme
>>24045814
Shit. I'll have to check it out sometime when I got time off work.
>>24045694
Mackay represent. Hows the ice going?
4503 reporting in.
Sup cunts?
>>24049652
(bogan female voice) IM NOT ON IIICCCEEEEE
nah i dont go for ice brah
>>24049730
What ya on then, brah.
Any Melbourne girls wants to fuck?
>>24045814
Mm, not sure it's worth it for me.
>>24049220
>3106
Go into a local business with your resume and ask to see the manager and give him a firm handshake! how old am I why are you asking that sonny?
>>24049947
That...doesn't really work. I've tried applying in person and online a lot and nobody's wanted me.
"You don't speak Chinese."
"You have no experience."
My resume is probably too Americanized, and I don't have a working phone right now.
>>24049784
>>24049179
check her out, bring monies
>>24049748
nothing currently. have sid though
>>24049961
That's fucking awkward.
That's me mate.
I can't fuck people I'm not romantically close to, sorry.
>>24049966
so why advertise in a sugar daddy/baby thread?
ffs do some research and understand what sort of relationship they are jesus christ
>>24049972
Oh, so you suddenly know that all SD's just want casual sex.
Please do tell me more
>>24045534
2322 checking in
>>24049974
uhm.. yes, thats implied. why else would someone give you money...
sugar daddy = you being a prostitute
Any Melbourne people want to hangout tonight? I'm very inner city and up for hanging out, playing Pokemon, or just watching TV/movies.
23/m/3121
>>24049965
I think I'm the only people in this town who hasn't touched drugs
>>24049966
>>24049974
nice meme
19/3437 dude here again
fucking hell it's cold
snowing on mt. macedon and other shit
>>24050635
>snowing on mt. macedon and other shit
fug, I should go for a cheeky drive right now
>>24050740
Watch out for the icy roads,
where you from bro
>>24050747
I didn't end up going, but I have been before at 3am, spooky. 3037
2257. I need people to help me make this place run red. Team Valor FTW.
>>24052210
Add me on kik: MuttleySH
22/m/3037
cold and horny... bicurious
>>24052317
kik if your interested: strawberry9333
2122 27 m
Haven't got PokeGo yet.
Should I?
>>24043521
Ooft you hottie 21 m 2046
Any Adelaide anons around?
Its freezing
Perhaps the first West Australian checking in...
>>24053893
Westy here... What doing?
>>24050261
mate we can change that. drugs are good.
5341
Team valor reporting in!
>>24037376
2500 here you still around?
>>24053994
Nah cunt, too many drugos for me
6109
is everyone out to find pokemon??
>>24040597
sup m8
21/m/3012
Valor rules all.
aussies i need some help. so i live down in good old melbourne. and one of my favourite things to do on the weekends is to go to doofs and raves and all that, the underground rave scene is pretty big down here, i was just wondering, in other parts of aus is this a thing? because i dont want to live in melb my entire life, but i love the rave culture and scene. xx
>>24049220
Hey I'm not too far from you. Got any contact details?
What's a good place to move to around melb? Stuck in Sudanong at the moment, moving soonish,
24/m/4212 gold coast
whats goin on mates.
25/m/2203
Went to bed early because it was so fucking cold and because I was bored, woke up at like 11PM. I have lost control of my life.
anyone in brisneyland? I for one would like a reason to take a bus ride to the cbs/whereever and find some rare pokemans
>tfw only fucking z u b a t in eveton park
>tfw geodude is a rare spawn for us plebs
Anyone from Adelaide around?
>>24054606
depends on what youre after m8
>>24054597
I know that zubat feel. I live on top of a pokestop that gets constant lures, still just fucking zubats.
26/m/4000, reporting in for team blue master race.
>>24054160
kik raspberyll. Dont respond fast all the time.
I just got service on my phone again.
Also, joining team red for Pokemon Go.
2127 reporting in
This is Rhodes last night, shits getting out of hand. There were like 300 people sitting in the park catching pokemon at 10pm.
>>24054597
Yeah, I'm in Everton Park too, it sucks
Just go to Southbank m8, there's pretty much always lures running there
6021 Here
Met a Mystic player in the city yesterday. Never got your name, but if you're about 6'1 with dirty blonde hair and green eyes, and remember meeting a 5'1 girl who got a solar recharge from you, I'd really like to see you again. Maybe a date?
>set up a phone interview for tomorrow
>know I won't get it because of medical treatment obligations
>have to try anyway
At least there's nothing like the adrenaline rush associated with the nerves of a prospective good job offer.
>>24056535
did you see the mass lure drop that happened the other night? about three hours straight all along southbank, my cunt of a mate caught three fucken dratinis 600+
same shit happens up here in toowoomba
2099 Shits pretty dead around where I live but at least I'm only 30 minutes out from the city so when I want to get some good shit I just drive out and sit on the lures that are up 24/7
>>24056339
>red team
good onya m8
2217, want to go for an adventure tonight
jvara94 lets go catch pokemon! (22, m)
2257, Any Valors out there to help take the 4 gyms in umina?
Kik: MuttleySH
Is there any way to get gps when using 4g? For some reason it only works for me when on wifi
>>24057794
Settings > Location > "Location Mode"
Set "High Accuracy" mode.
>>24057800
It's already on high accuracy
3128, anyone down to hang?
19/m/3168
Need someone to talk to so I can practice my social skills.
kik: aes7hetic
