I'm drunk as fuck. Ask a drunk crippled midget anything. Also, hello to any and all oldfags that may or may not be here.
Huuuuuuuuuubumpu.
This is and has been the soundtrack to my night of drinking.
>>23829603
Forgot link. Fuck, I'm retarded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isnjx0C3uRA
>>23829538
Great mustache, half man
>>23829608
That sounds gay as shit. What are you drinking?
>>23829611
Thanks bb. It's not as long now and is part of a beard, but whatever.
>>23829616
I live in a shitty suburb so there's no good beer around me, so I'm drinking a strawberita like a dainty little white lady.
>>23829626
It's ok gayboy, I'm drinking shitty wine.
>>23829538
Hi Beardy, I knew it was you in the other thread.
Also, I see you keep on drinking yourself to death. You'd make a good drinking couple with that retarded dishwasher Samson, both metalheads, both alcoholics, both desperate for attention.
>>23829656
Who the fuck are you?
>>23829658
In what other thread? I have only just now posted in a different thread tonight. I got drunk and became bored of my other internettings and came here to make this thread.
Also, Samson is a dildo, fuck your own asshole you dirty whore.
What the fuck >>23829233
>>23829694
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god what the fuck
>>23829675
I'm your mom.
>>23829698
Who are you? I don't go to the chub threads so I dunno. I don't go to any of the camwhore threads, really. Never have aside from occasional "what's all the hubbub about these naked ladies about eh?" type of curiosity but I don't care. If I wanted to look at naked chicks and fap I'd watch porn.
>>23829709
Hi mom! How'd that chili turn out?
What's the best way to get rid of an ingrown toenail? It's making my whole leg a tad sore, so I'm afraid of infection.
Are you crippled because you're a midget or because of other reasons
alright, so how does it feel knowing you'll burn quicker than normal sized degenerates while in hell?
>>23829722
It tastes like shit, your father won't stop beating me.
Go clean your room faggot.
>>23829701
What are the fucking odds. An hour before you reappeared.
The lord works in mysterious ways...
>>23829727
Honestly I have no idea. I have a weird pinkie toenail that if I didn't trim would probably grow inward and get grody, but I hack that shit off on the regular because I'm not retarded like you.
>>23829729
Other way around, guy. Midget because crippled. One of the things that my disability does is cause a shortness of stature.
>>23829735
Hahahaha, feelsgoodman.jpg
>>23829737
Damn, it must have been one hell of a drive for him to come and beat you. That takes commitment. Kudos dad, you probably deserved it desu.
>>23829748
Right? My sides are in orbit.
I popped in here for like 20 minutes a month or two ago, but it was shit so I bailed. Now I'm just drunk enough to hang around and talk bullshit so for now, WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hey dude do you remember Hannah? Do you still speak to her?
>>23829764
How'd you find out about payboy manbaby? name some other bands you like.
>>23829771
Uhhhhh, Hannah...the one from the drunk threads that wound up having a kid? Yeah, I remember her. I don't remember the last time I talked to her though. 2 or 3 years ago. It had been quite awhile before I stopped coming here so probably closer to 3. I miiiiiiight still have her on skype, I don't know.
>>23829776
Someone just showed them to me today. Fuck man, I like everything. You can't just say "wat u liek" to a hipster of my caliber, you might melt my brain.
>>23829795
Okay thanks dude. I heard she's dead, just trying to get confirmation.
>>23829795
I've been listening to the Cro-mags a lot lately, you like any hardcore?
>>23829538
holy shit, i can't believe you're back, i thought you died senpai.
lobotomy/brain surgery anon here, how's life been treating you?
>>23829808
When someone leaves this board, everyone says that particular someone is dead. I wouldn't buy it if I were you.
>>23829809
Cro-mags are pretty alright. Some. I dunno. When it comes to hardcore shit I mostly listen to local crust bands. Like this...
https://numbsludgegrind.bandcamp.com/
and
https://wilt.bandcamp.com/
>>23829812
Wait, which one? There are a couple brain surgery anons I remember. Are you the chick from florida?
>>23829839
Those weren't half bad. I ended up buyig Wilt's latest record.
>>23829864
My good buddy is their vocalist. I've known him since we were teenagers. He's a really fucking cool dude. He's almost as short as I am.
You look like you've lost weight! qt qt
I am pretty sure we talked on Skype a couple times way back.
>>23829871
how tall are you mate?
>>23829876
I think I've actually gained weight. I was eating pretty healthily in Portland. I'm eating like garbage again and have awhile. Not sure what I weighed in Portland, but I think it was 110-115, so I've gained 5-10 pounds since then I think. Who the fuck are you?
>>23829881
4'2"
Never talked to you, but I remember your threads from a few years(?) back. You were also mentioned in another thread tonight.
Also drunk too. Woo!
>>23829890
Hello stranger. What're you drinking?
>>23829839
I hope she fucking is.
>>23829898
Wow. I mean, she did spew demons out of her fuckhole, but that's a little extreme buddy.,
>>23829887
wait how fucking tall is that dude than?
>>23829887
maybe you just look smaller cause you have less hair now i think?
i don't even remember what my skype was at the time, we only talked a bit and then i disappeared 'cause that's my speciality
>>23829905
How tall is what dude?
>>23829909
Possible. My beard is way less huge.
Well if you want to shoot the shit more or whatever, my skype is the same. Its zeevocks
>>23829927
The singer from wilt, you said he was only slightly taller than you.
>>23829929
Oh, I don't know. It was an exagguration. He's probably like a foot and some change taller. Like 5'4"-5'6". Not sure, really.
>>23829951
ah, well right on man. my skype is g0ooo0n1 if you ever wannna chat. My names Thomas, btw. I'm gonna head to bed. Night cool hipster-cripple-midget-anon.
>>23829981
Night strange person I don't know!
Are you really a midget or just really short?
>>23829999
4'2", so, midget.
I'm going to bed for the time being. i'll be back tomorrow probably. Got nothing going on that I can think about anyway.
>>23829538
nut brown ale
how do we talk to you
>>23830127
By typing words at me.
Fuck. He's back :/
