/soc/ am I attractive enough to get a girlfriend?
>>23522912
Mitchell Davis is that you?
Attractive enough to be one.
>>23522912
Sorry, but in my opinion you look a little goofy
>>23522912
Kickass album though, nice sweatshirt
>>23522946
Shut up, brandon.
grill here. you're the kind of guy I'd want to tease and give a dry handjob to just to see your cute O face
but you don't look enrapturing enough to date broooo sorry
I'd hit it.
Yo op. You have your style I guess you could perform some critical hits to some girls, but you don't look confident at all, and thats what will get you girls
I don't see why not. I'd lose the whole collar and nerdy glasses thing. Maybe get a haircut, shows more confidence.
8/10 Would suck off then make carry my purse.
I'd totes date you you're adorable <3
>>23522912
I've seen you around OP, I know you have a cute dog. You're not really the manliest looking dude here, but it's okay. Take your fluffy little dog for walks in a public park and I'm sure girls would approach you.
What about me?
>>23522912
Don't know Abou a girlfriend... But, if you're ever looking for a boyfriend, give me a call.
>>23523416
Lemme give you some advice because you're cute as heck but I can tell you're probably insecure about that latent acne issue there
Every day after you shower or whatever, wash your face with warm water - JUST WATER.
THEN (and this is the important part) rinse your face off with COLD ASS WATER.
The warm water will open your pores and clean out the dirt, the cold water closes them again shut tight as fuck so nothing else gets in there.
It ain't a miracle cure and it won't get rid of shit immediately, but it will improve things considerably.
You're at that age where you're at the end of the acne phase. In a year you won't have that problem at all if you take care of your skin now.
Also if you're into dudes and in the UK hmu.
>>23522912
Yes. I mean, you've got more of a cute/feminine-ish look going for you than a handsome one, but honestly I think a different haircut could easily fix that if you wanted that look. I however think you could easily pull based on looks alone as is. I suspect though, just purely by the fact you're posting on soc, you're lacking in personality. Looks can only get you so far, autism kills even the hottest guys chances. Act confident, you'll have plenty of grills to choose from imo.
>>23523416
Frankly, you have even better chances than OP. Same applies though, you have the looks but if you can't walk the walk you're boned. Even with acne, which to be honest I don't ever put much weight in myself because we all get it, you're rather attractive and have a good face.
>>23523801
How about me? How fucked am I?
Never even got accepted? I've asked many girls out and only got rejected and I can't get any tinder matches unless they are literally fat, ugly black girls(gross)
I'm
So convinced it's my looks
I know I'm not even ugly. Are most girls just not into my look? I feel like I look a lot worse than OP because I've seen him consistently rated higher than me by the girl posters in rate threads. I feel like I can trust ya
>>23522962
lelwut. I'm Brandon tho
But trew I do enjoy ttng
>>23523872
After a few conversations in passing about bands- "Hey, we should chat about music sometimes, what's your number"
"Oh, uhhh, I don't have a cell phone"
What kind of response is that? And obviously she felt uncomfortable saying that... So clearly she must have found me to be that unaesthetic. What else could it have been? I made her laugh and we def had some commonality.
I am so stale and crusty with not understanding wtf women want. I don't even really just want to fuck girls. It'd be cool to like, take a girl out and have some sort of connection though... It's not like I smell bad or akk a fool
Welp now that Brandon's here its time to abandon thread. Later shitlords
>>23523872
>>23523880
>>23523901
But you belong in the Brandon Appreciation Thread on /hm
>>>/hm/1220463
>>23523914
Or maybe not be a cunt and offer me advice like you did for the other two....
Literally, how have you not seen OP before, he's been here for just as long as I have except he only ever got good rates
Literally what the actual fuck
If I'm so hateable and different and abhorrent, just prove it to me. You obviously hate me as a human being and see no value it potential. Do you just want to see me get pushed over the edge and an hero? I'm not afraid of death. Please let me make that clear. I'm just waiting on a final justification, bitch.
You look too feminine.
>>23523924
No I don't
I belong in the company of a woman. Just one. I'm fucking disgusted at how only my own gender is kind, supportive, understanding of or even remotely interested in who I am. It's bullshit and anybody with their head screwed on right should be able to see that I'm genuinely struggling and need a female companion
It never had to be sexual... Just chatting with a girl about art or animals would make my day. Hell, it would make the past decade I've been alive...
>>23523944
Even so, there's a handful of girls that are really into that. OP has a clear cut problem with validation seeking. He's worse than me because he actually gets mostly positive shit but hes still compelled to revert back to autism. If I was OP I'd fuck off and stop being a wuss
>>23523872
Holy shit dude, you're still posting here, seems I see you every time I go to soc.
All chicks are different in what they like and don't like about guys, you may be looking in the wrong places.
Don't talk too much about yourself, be interested in whatever the other person is talking about, ask follow up questions and jokes about whatever she's talking about if it's appropriate, if the conversation dies down THEN try to bring up something about yourself, like a fun story or something like that.
To be totally honest, you don't look bad at all, but i'm sure you've been told in several threads already, it's time to stop.
>>23522912
Off topic but you look exactly like Steve Smith from American Dad
>>23523416
please give contact info. skype, snapchat something.
>>23524017
im a girl btw.
>>23524022
sc is will4zoo
Brandons rampant insecurity destroys yet another thread
Am a girl, would date the fuck outta you <3
>>23524280
Someone shoop Brandon's face onto this pls.
>>23522912
cute nose, cute jawline, cute mouth, cute hair, likes ttng... i'd date you in a heartbeat, anon <3
>that feminist glasses
Kek
>>23522912
>have you had a girlfriend?
yes = then you're attractive enough for one
no = you're not attractive enough to get a gf
It's quite simply really.
>>23523966
YOU get mostly positive shit but you still drown in autism! The fact that you're so fucking retarded and can't see that is EXACTLY why you don't have a girlfriend - because your personality is fucking shit.
You look like a beta cuck. Cut your hair, change your wardrobe and get fit. Your face is alright, so you have something going for you.
>>23523872
shave.
>>23524610
here
Thank you all for the advice. I guess I just need need to start feeling sorry for myself and start being more confident (easier said than done thought).
>>23526052
kek I'm not Brendan man.
You don't have to be attractive to all women, just to one woman, and there's someone out there for everyone. Since you sound a little uncertain about your social desirability, get to know some women as friends. Eventually, one of them will send you clear, unmistakable (even to you) signals that she's interested. Try to act confidently, even if you don't feel it. Don't swagger or brag, just cultivate a quiet self-assurance. You're fine. Eventually you'll meet someone who's right for you. Give it time.
>>23526078
Sorry,my bad.
Who is Brendan?
Here
>>23523934
Brandon you need to chill dude. Always attack everyone and act like you're some victim of the world.
>>23526266
But she was a cunt, and I am a victim. I'm not really any different than OP or the other guy. I just would like to hear that I'm good enough. It's not like I'm a piece of shit.
>>23526273
No one called you a piece of shit you called yourself that. I think you need to get off /soc/ for awhile man. You don't seem like a bad guy but this place is poison for you. We all face the struggle of self fufillment and finding ourself. It's a personal battle and no one on here can help you with that.
>>23523872
You need too eat some steaks lad!
>>23526288
The thing is he does seem like a bad guy with a victim complex. He is lashing out and attacking other people for not giving him whatever it is he wants.
>>23526273
literally everyone tells you you're good enough every time you ask but you never accept the answer as good enough. shut the hell up dude you have the biggest case of autism in the entire world
>>23522912
You've been posting in every rate thread daily for three years now. That alone makes you repulsive.
>>23524610
>>23523872
Before we jump to conclusions on looks, post a screenshot of your tinder profile
>>23522912
No. But you can be my gay lover.
>>23523549
same tho lmao
>>23522912
ok but like, if you ever want a boyfriend instead tho hmu lmao you're cute AF
>>23526511
ya know I see this fucker like EVERY time I go on soc., and after all the different posts of other people trying to help him.
Like he is such an retarded cock..... ugh brandon, you nigga are priceless
Tfw when you're a permavirgin bcuz you have ED :(
>>23523872
You're okay. Get off of /soc/, get a therapist, and get some social experience.
Everyone in this thread is cute.
>>23527909
I actually took the virginity of a guy who had a problem getting it up ;)
I've never kissed a gril
>>23528853
bro you need a better haircut and no/different glasses
What about me?
>>23522912
Most definitely.
>>23528853
>>23529118
What he said.
>>23529118
Yep.
>>23529118
I have a shit tier hairline I inherited from my father and have no idea how else to cover it
and I am blind as fuck, meaning anything other then a total circle = cokebottles even with modern tech. and I can't do contacts.
I lost the genetic lottery and shouldn't be able to reproduce anyways though desu
>>23529160
Bullshit. Most people who look a bit unfortunate can look waaaay better with a few improvements. You might just want to go bald then bro, because right now you have a bowl cut that's not doing you any favors. You also could get a different style of glasses. You're not hopeless.
All you need is to photo shop your face into a jaguar, until you can buy a nice car.
>>23523549
>>23527059
Im flattered but im not gay
>>23523307
Well Ooga my Booga, IT'S WAKA FLACKA!
>>23522912
face: Cute, rugged, but doesn't look very confident
music taste: pussy slayer
>>23532410
How do I make myself look more confident?
>>23523966
You seem kinda stabby and girls may be picking up on that
>>23532474
Good question. I think it might just be your hairstyle or style of glasses. They both look very nice but the hair seems very boyish and glasses have the same effect. I don't see any reason to change that, unless you do want to really want to seem more strong and independent.
>>23532528
Oh, and for the hair, either slightly shorter and flowing back more or very long. You look kind of like Shakey Graves which is the best compliment I could ever give to a dude
>>23532528
>>23532538
Thank you for the reply and kind words. I would consider getting a difficult haircut but I have a huge forehead and I literally drop 3 attractiveness points without some kind of fringe hair style. This is me without glasses.
you are handsome, you just need to change your style.
>>23532551
need edgier style ,,look too innocent, its fine if u want to end up tied up on someones bed but
>>23522912
Theoretically you shouldn't be good looking with that cleft chin and pupper face, but you are
>>23525692
Fuck you REEEEEEEEEEE
I get lots of positive attention on tinder and I never had a gf
>>23522912
Yo OP man you gotta chill out a bit more cause you look way too tight. way too white you but I got just the thing for you to help you like
>>23532679
I thought cleft/butt chins were considered good/cute?
>>23532714
Kek amazing but I don't drink/smoke anymore, don't like the way it would make me feel.
>>23532751
Nod really :^)
But I dunno
>>23523872
I'd say you're the most handsome in this thread. IMO 8-8.5 or might even push it for a 9. Some people are just a little bit jealous. You look great.
>>23522912
post skype pls
>>23529118
you too, post skype
Everybody is hot!!
>>23522912
Y-you're pretty cute desu....skype?
>>23526296
judge me im vegan!
>>23523872
sorry dude its your personality
>>23523365
This.
>>23522912
I've seen you post here like two years ago anon what the fuck
>>23522912
you have a really really punchable face.
seriously
>>23522912
I personally find you adorable, and I am a female. I like your style.
>>23522912
See
>>23532714
Even if you don't like it, just lose the sort of... 'prep'd' look you got going on. I'm sure it's hip with girls in your music scene but they're few /far between
Also, here's me. What do you all think?
>>23537250
It's disgusting that you think you can give op advice when you look like that... You're hideous
>>23522912
Hi fem here. I find you hideous, literally no lips, specs look terrible on those too far apart eyes, hairdo is 1/10. Probaby <5 inch dick and tiny balls, probably annoying voice too. Bad sense of fashion. Overall 2/10. Would call the cops if I see you around me more than once a month.
>>23537263
>t. No Picture Available
I'm sure you're 10/10 though lol
Faggot
>>23537287
Seems legit female response
>>23537287
>t. Fat Hairy Duke
Don't worry, op, she's jelly cause you're more bull dyke then she can ever be
>>23537325
18 Cali actually
>>23537335
15/f/Antarctica
Dtf?
>>23522912
You look like a little pussy.
>>23522912
Yeah, a fat one definitely
>>23522912
you honestly look like a middle aged woman with facial hair
>>23540006
Lol, hate to say it but the pic does make him look like a pussy. Like a wild night for him is two glasses of wine with his book.
You look like Justin bieber and Harry Potter had a baby. So yes.
>>23522917
underrated post
Will you be my girlfriend tonight?
