brandon "pizzaface" is so hot can we post any nudes he gave on 4chan
YES! Absolutely yes.
come on....
shut up, brandon
BRANDON
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KING OF /hm/
>>1220463
Brandon, stop starting these threads, you fucking pervert.
is brandon still posting these days over at /soc/? i'm always afraid to find out that he died
>>1222563
Most recent pic i've seen from earlier this month on /mu/. No time stamp tho.
>>1220463
He just looks like a washed-up Brent Corrigan
>>1222614
Brent pls.
Your 15 minutes are over.
Now fade into obscurity like a good porn star.
that beautiful ass
he is a qt 3.14
I'd let him fuck me.
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![1381698998625[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/gB0iOZb.gif "1381698998625[1].gif")
>>1222645
>>1222649
This.
>>1222966
>>1222943
>>1222940
>>1220638
Some of my favorites.
>>1222645
And his hole.
>>1222613
At least he has good taste in music.
tfw you will never be dommed by this no self esteem faggot
you faggots need to stop posting old ugly pics of ugly pale twink brandon.
he recently posted this newer pic after he started working out and actually went outside and got a tan for once. much better this way.
>>1224041
oh shit, hes getting cute
>>1224041
Damn, he was okay before, but he's looking damned sexy now. Would bring home to mom.
>>1224043
>>1224048
glad you like the pic guys
>>1224291
>le autism maymay xD
>>1224939
>>1224949
shut up not-Brandon
Bump for Brandon.
Will post something Brandon related when I can later.
>>1220463
Ys. I've been awaiting this thread.
>>1222613
He looks firmly psychopathic now. Like bodies(!) in the family fridge psycho.
>>1223995
I would do nasty things to the butthole
>>1226460
anon pls. bump I was him inside me.
>>1220463
Has he ever posted any cum pics? Or fap gifs? I've seen his dick so much but never seen him cum
bump for more brandon pics
<3 brandon 4ever
my brandon fantasies
1 brandon fucks me
2 brandon gets better camera
3 trapmode brandon
>>1227598
Sorry for not posting sooner. I've been busy.
>>1227599
here is his one cum shot I have seen
>>1230017
>tfw Brandon will never fill you with his cum
;-;
any new pics of brandon?
brandon if you're there take a pic like this with a sign saying "i'm still here and loving it"
>>1229500
you're cute as hell whatever you think...and some people are their own worst critics
>>1227598
>>1230017
>>1230053
>>1230658
>Welcome home, Anon. How was your day? Come sit on my lap and tell me all about it.
Wait. I thought this dude was a joke?
>>1231105
It's a joke that he's a lonely sociopath but won't do anything about it.
>>1231105
Something about him turns me on.
idk why but brandon turns me to diamonds
bump and don't let this thread die
>>1226561
That dick is in the upper part on the Average scale.
You've watched too much porn if you think that's a small dick.
>>1232236
This gif just makes me want to dump a load on that pathetic face and make him feel like shit
I dare any of you here to actually date him. I bet you are gonna end up killed by him like how that psychopath Luka did to his partner. And he'll probably gonna post your dead body on 4chan as a proof. Brrr! Scary... XS
>>1232660
nah hes the type thats would be too beta to even show up to the date
tbh i like really wanna be his bf if not just his friend. anyone have his kik or something?
>>1233550
>settling for the friendzone
This fucking board.
>>1232660
I've offered several times but he's only after chicks.
>>1223995
That sweet hole needs cock in it
>>1222936
god that's terrifying
i messaged him on kik and he read it but didn't respond :c
i only fap to this thread
>>1234660
What did you say?
>>1234677
dumbass beta shit tbh >_> i was trying to not provoke him but instead i just didnt sound interesting prolly
>>1234660
Yeah I used to talked to him on kik. Last time I did he read it but never responded.
>>1236129
Do you remember what you said then?
>>1232550
Confirmed for small butthole or small penis or both also.
>>1232660
This. I mean...we ALL know that right? Right?
Bump because I love Brandon.
he replied to me on kik, weve been talking a little bit but he's barely on, i think he's sweet <3. Its a shame hes only into girls
>>1240324
can you post his kik here? perhaps in a pic (not in text)
>>1240324
The liar snags another stupid victim.
I want to show my dick and ass like him on 4chan. Where should I go? I think is so hot
>>1241366
/soc/
>>1241304
liar :o?
>>1232238
>>1228120
trap brandon would give nightmares
It sure is 2013 in here.
>>1232237
>you will never feel that against your tongue
>>1224041
Definite improvement.
>>1220463
omg he has a thread wtf
>>1227598
inb4 brandon is actually jonny depp method acting into a new role
>>1240706
His kik is killab93
>>1250555
I had him send me some pics..should I share?
>>1254643
Of course!
Did you pretend to be a girl or did he know you were a guy?
>>1254698
I pretended to be a girl because I use kik only for catfishing
When I sent him a picture of "my" tits though he didn't reply
I'm gonna post his pics tomorrow
>>1254847
hope you post em
>>1254698
>>1254847
>>1256645
sorry it had slipped my mind
1/3
>>1256970
2/3
>>1256971
>>1257706
still too twinkish but definitely trending in the right direction, needs to hit the gym
can tell he's gonna be hotter than keanu reeves, another hot hybrid
>>1257706
That he is. I'd like to rub his stomach.
more,more,more
wow
Bump for brandon
more pics ass
more pics =----ass
wow thanks guys, this thread RUINED my penis. It's nothing but a battered bloody stump now.
oldie but a goodie
>>1256971
look at his eyes, he looks like a corpse...
>>1264415
brandon is better
>>1264423
Nah, family. I know you're Brandon. No need to be insecure.
>>1264426
nop not brandon i swear on me mum :<
>>1264415
Until you post a lot of pictures of your cock and your butt you won't be as good as Brandon.
>>1264432
More attractive, not better. And trust me, my dick and ass are top tier.
>>1264433
Prove it. Let's see how you compare. I'm really interested, because your cock and butt might be nice to look at, too.
>>1264415
how come you don't have fuller eyebrows? you would look a lot better with them
>>1264436
They're full but they get lighter farther back and harder to see. I guess I could dye them. I agree with you tbqh, kin.
>>1264415
Well it's not a lie, you are. But then again he's not attractive at all.
>>1264442
i find brandon attractive :C
>>1264442
I'm a lie?
>>1264433
Dude, camwhores are popular not because they are reasonably attractive to gorgeous, but because they are fucking Cam Whores and share porn of themselves constantly, take orders/requests from anons and generally help people get off. There are tons of pics of cute dudes on the net, but how many of those dudes will take a pic of their asshole when and how I tell them to? Only the camwhores do this, that's why they have fans.
>>1264415
who the hell cares about you?
go away
I WANT HIM INSIDE OF ME HOLY FUCK
>>1250555
the pic of the otter? is this even real
>>1264617
>abortion.gif
What annoys me about sign language is that its speakers move their lips. Whom are they trying to fool, the deaf or the hearing? Are they trying to trick the hearing into believing that deafness is relative and that there are things that the deaf can hear that the hearing cannot?
I remember a story of a South African sign language interpreter who got a job on live TV during the Football World Cup... only turn out to be a fraud. After the fact, not before. These sign language speakers take everyone for fools.
Another thing that annoys me about this GIF is this woman's emotion. What is it? Clearly not happiness.
Summing up: good GIF, very annoying. I highly recommend it but be prepared to take responsibility for your message afterwards, or to make a disclaimer that it represents a fictional character, not your actual opinion.
Now, as to your actual opinion...
>who the hell cares about you?
>go away
Abortion? For that??? At this level of selfishness, I would have to murder you because woman in your GIF moves lips.
hottttt
>>1222613
Recent. 2 weeks or so.
>>1256971
So fucking cute. I could stretch him out all night. I really like Brandon a lot.
Have you seen the young Brandon clone?
>>1267995
Oh god. Is he dying?
>>1220463
You people are sick. Sick in the head.
>>1220463
OP, he looks almost exactly like this one guy I used to be best friends with
anyone know what state he lives in?
>>1271243
like seriously
if he's who I think he is, then he's literally a 30 minute walk away from my house
any info on him would help
like: Age, location, etc.
some things to look for in the background of what's supposed to be his room:
sonic comics, naruto manga, a buddha statue, model airplanes, martial arts stuff (belts, weapons, etc), airsoft guns, books on warfare (Tsun Tzu's The Art of War, The Book of Five Rings, etc), & probably some daft punk shit
>>1271264
stalker pls go
>>1267995
Do you still camwhore and does your boner still point straight up, all rigid like it used to?
his eyes are too far apart
that's why he's weird looking
and why in the hell does this guy have literally hundreds of different selfies noods and gifs floating around the internet?
Brandon collection hits 130 pics. Thanks, thread.
> any new pics of brandon?
Any earlier ones from when he posted forever?
> and why in the hell does this guy have literally hundreds of different selfies noods and gifs floating around the internet?
NO REASON.
>>1222966
pic related.
>>1223989
I kno rite.
>>1220626
pose related.
>>1234656
terrifying related
>>1274219
Someone in my area near Newnan, GA has been using a picture of him on grindr. Maybe its him.
Bump
>>1220463
pizzaface? he doesnt seem to have any acne, he just looks like a downsie
I've got his same name, and I think I have a far superior facial structure. I'm gonna consider taking his spot as King of /HM/ - but that's only a consideration.
I wouldn't want all my lewd pics to be plastered on the internets forever. :^)
>>1276195
Fuck off, camwhore. A) you don't appoint yourself king of anything, let alone /hm/. B) Brandon did all his shit on /soc/, where that you're of behaviour belongs. The threads of him in here are made by other people.
>>1232237
He has the only dick in the world that i actually want to take up my ass.
>>1276216
>where that you're of behaviour belongs
Wat
>>1276216
>The threads of him in here are made by other people.
Actually, they're probably just made by him just like they always have been.
The saddest thing of all is that when this thread 404s, Brandon or one of his retarded fanboys will just make another one. And the mods won't even delete it.
>>22978526
>>1276736
I believe you meant those two pics
>>>/soc/22978526
>>>/soc/22978905
>>1276660
>Why would mods delete it? It violates no rules. Plenty of threads on this board do and people flock to them so much now that reporting them doesn't even do anything, but this one is well within the confines of the board's regulations.
No, it's not. It's posting selfies. And it's spamming them at that. There is about a 100% chance that Brandon started this thread and/or has posted in it multiple times.
>>1276969
Doesn't fit his M.O. He can't post himself without suing something self-deprecating.
Plus, last I've heard, he doesn't do 4chan anymore. Every time he shows up, it's someone pretending to be him using old pics. Nothing new ever surfaces. And even when he was on here, he stuck to /soc/, unlike all these idiots on here these days.
>>1276982
Saying something*
Goddamn, twice on the same thread.
>>1276736
god he's perfect
>>1276982
You literally don't know Brandon at all. About 80% of Brandon's posts are incognito. It's been that way for many years. Most people don't know this.
>Plus, last I've heard, he doesn't do 4chan anymore
>Not knowing Brandon spreads lies about himself constantly
Yep, like I said, you don't know Brandon at all. He still posts on at least /b/ and /soc/ pretty regularly (openly). He's posted on damn near every board on this site at one time or another.
>all these idiots
You mean like yourself? You're the moron taking Brandon's extremely poorly thought out lies as gospel. You're literally retarded.
>>1224041
BRANDON!!! I still love you baby, we can fuck again when I go back to florida...baby, we can make it work this time
This boy looks like brandon (he isn't): http://www.myvidster.com/video/54946796/White_Twink_Rides_Black_Cock_httphung-bfcom_-_XVIDEOSCOM
>>1279305
>we can fuck again when I go back to florida
a-are you for real? aren't you just shitposting? you did fuck him?
>>1224041
This can't be Brandon. He looks a lot better
There was a boy named Brandon but he died of coatees.
bumpping
>>1220463
Who is Brandon? Why is he famous?
>>1288383
He used to post his pics on /b/ asking people how he look and rate him. /b/ then used his images as banter and to troll around. That's pretty much it, you pretentious faggot.
>>1288383
I'd say "famous" is a stretch.
>an entire thread with 185+ replies dedicated to literally the most average looking white twink i've ever seen in my life
>same awkward emotionless expression in every photo
>average body
>no ass
>face is a solid 5.8/10
>is probably like 5'5
i have literally seen piles of shit that are more interesting to look at
>/hm/ actually finds this person attractive
god this board is so fucking pathetic
>>1290329
It's an elaborate troll, you dumb fuck
>>1290329
No asked, and if this board is so pathetic then why bother make a post? Why can't you just be a lurker instead? Attention seeking much?
>>1290821
>attention seeking on an anonymous board
>actually defending these pathetic faggots with 0 standards
Happy new year, /hm/!
<3
>>1274220
>dat creepy smile
Reminds me of gif related.
>>1292415
It's really too bad he didn't end up dead from this. One cancer cell less in the giant tumor killing mankind.
>>1292893
You would think that lmao, that's probably what this is about
>>1220463
Who the hell keeps making these threads? As if we haven't seen enough of this shitstain attention skank
>>1222614
>He just looks like a washed-up Brent Corrigan
brent corrigan looks like a washed-up brent corrigan
>>1224041
i keep wanting to try and give him a mental crewcut in this picture...and a proper shirt
>>1276739
this actually is a cool pic and makes him look fun
the google search for this pic suggested that brandon is part japanese, seriously, ainoko
>>1292893
>One cancer cell less in the giant tumor killing mankind
you mean muslims ?
don't think he's muslim, tho' he might be part japanese
>>1292893
>It's really too bad he didn't end up dead from this
Look, we gotta work with the live Brandon we have, not the dead Brandon we wish we had.
>>1293754
>Who the hell keeps making these threads?
Almost certainly Brandon himself. He is a raging attention whore after all.
>>1294940
>brent corrigan looks like a washed-up brent corrigan
This. Brent Corrigan is fucking ugly.
>>1294946
Shit like this is why he'll never stop making these threads until he's dead, which is hopefully soon.
>>1295622
You failed to finish the job, lolhitler.
>>1296195
>You failed to finish the job, lolhitler.
I'M NOT A MACHINE
>>1220463
He is still alive?
>>1220463
Pizzaface? His skin looks pretty clear to me. Kinda cute too.
I find it weird that he's so polarising, but maybe it's because I'm only on 4chan when I'm horny and don't actually frequent /soc/ to know whatever your background with Brandon. I get that 4chan can be incredibly caustic at times, but I honestly don't get the rabid hate from people about his looks. This thread has helped validate for me, as NOT Brandon, that I'm not insane - that he is actually attractive, even hot, to some people. So bravo for this thread, because holy shit there's a lot of pics in here that I can add to my library of wanking material. I, for one, find guys who look like normal, average people, to be attractive in a much more visceral way because they feel more 'real' than half the porn star-quality amateurs that get posted onto hm and soc.
Please continue with the Brandon fap material dump - surely with the way people complain about his monopolising soc there MUST be an endless repository of even more hi-res GIFs and delicious close-ups...
Going back and actually reading some of the shit you people are saying between the pics is ... Wow... You all think BRANDON is messed up...some of you sound psychotic with the mind games you think he's playing with you by gaming 4chan's anonymity. Hopefully my tone sounds sufficiently different enough from him to convince you that I'M not Brendon himself, but holy shit. Surely you angry catty fags commenting on whatever beef you had with this kid can get over it and move onto a more worthwhile thread or maybe move on with your lives to another part of the Internet....
Posting at least something from my library to keep the thread going because holy shit do you catty ass faggots need to find something better to do than to keep complaining about Brandon in exactly the same way I keep hearing him described as being annoying... You're worse than all the catty adults at work who never grew up from high school and conduct whole conversations with vocal fry...
Also suddenly realising that I may have just fed the trolls. For the people genuinely into this thread, here's another from my collection... As you were...
bump
>>1220638
related
>>1299992
Mmmmmm so tasty
Bump because sadly I'm out of content to post and it sounds like there's way more out there...
>>1299992
>>1300334
It sounds that way.
>>1224002
>>1300449
>>1300456
>>1241950
>>1220623
>>1220626
>>1274371
Time for another dick gif?
yeah!
>>1300475
another day, more bumpin'
>>1300471
aww
ditch the unflattering pics?
>>1301044
This might be his cutest picture.
>>1301043
A pic that makes your dick look 3 inches is flattering? Damn, you must be so used to having an insufficient piece you're satisfied with anything. Just end yourself already, Brandon.
Does he have any social media accounts? Like tumblr or twitter?
>>1302782
you dont know what 3 inches is do you
>>1304221
You're dick just isn't big. Deal.
>>1304336
So you don't know what 3 inches is and you don't know what grammar is.
ITT: not enough Brandon worship.
>>1305831
is it a dwarf?
(no, it's minnie driver!)
>>1305311
Brandon, everyone knows it's you posting this shit because only fags will pay attention to your ugly ass. Just end it.
>>1305846
dont be a hater
brandon is a qt
>>1305945
Brandon's human scum.
ahmet elveren sucht freunde
>>1306058
This hasn't been Brandon for the last 3 Brandon threads. There was a literal brigade of trolls that used to pretend to be him for some reason, I'm sure they're still bouncing around
>>1221881
Holy shit, he has a girly ass looking waist.
>>1220463
Brandon looks like a dog with down syndrome. Nothing wrong with that but it sure killed my boner.
>>1224041
Your nose, lips and forehead don't just change over time
