/erpg/ Slutty Ninjas Edition
>New here?
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
>How do I get started?
Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!
>So, I made my Character, what now?
After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.
>Where do you guys hang out?
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Previous thread: >>23087866
Hi hello yes slutty ninjas are fuckin' awesome.
Ninja girls are great. So disciplined. So tempting to capture.
>>23150788
Surely they weren't designed to be captured and bad ended.
That would be awful.
Slutty ninjas!? I've got the perfect character for that!
https://www.f-list.net/c/hibana%20ishikawa/
I don't have a slutty ninja to post, which honestly has me considering the concept for it now, but instead I'll go ahead and post a recently created profile of mine. All my usual partners that I share new stuff with have told me it's fine, but I've learned that the best critique comes from relatively anonymous sources.
https://www.f-list.net/c/soraya%20fujimoto/
Mostly I'm wondering if there's too little there. I'm used to typing up much more, but I wondered how going with a simpler concept might go over.
What do you guys think about my slutty pepe
If I were to pilot an Efreet Nacht would that make me a slutty ninja?
https://www.f-list.net/c/kate%20verloren/
>>23150585
I have never had an appropriate profile for these editions. The best I have is a slutty heal cum dump
https://www.f-list.net/c/futuo%20muschi
okay. im normally intimdated by those or feeling i dont have my shit together but here goes:
im a tiny pixieish fairie. my name is a mustery to me as ive been a sex slave so long in my life to normal sized people or larger. i've actually gotten used to never eating anything that wasn't produced by my owners' bodies ( sweat, spit, cum, Qpiss, toejam, etc. literally everything but shit ) and taking that in in copious amounts. i'm kind of broken.
you purchase me from my prior owner who grew bored of me. you're not the hero. they held off on selling me until they met you because they knew youwpuld abuse me in ways that are so degrading it makes them cum from thinking about.
my kik and fetlife are spookygirl420.
please take me and use me. especially ifypu feel you have abutt crack with my name on it or would like a fairy to live in your socks as you're wearing them
>>23150904
Probably one of the smartest profiles I've seen lately. Not because it's some literary masterpiece or anything, it just keeps in mind all the major points of selling an idea on F-List, particularly brevity. Despite not going on for pages and pages, I don't feel like I'm missing out on any major information about the character. It's a simple enough concept, expressed plainly and succinctly. That's probably the best thing any profile can do: make its concept and intent clear quickly, so the potential reader can quickly know whether or not they're interested.
The only major revision I'd make is to split that one paragraph into two for ease of reading, just so you're not hitting the reader with an 11-sentence-long wall of text when they open the collapse.
Either way, I would be all over this profile.
>>23150836
>Straight character
>Gay porn
This bothers me way too much.
http://myreadingmanga.info/nanairo-koubou-martan-josounin-hibana-eng/
>>23151005
>feeling i dont have my shit together
I'm going to be honest with you, the way to fix this is by making a profile on F-list and using capitalization and punctuation and grammar.
>>23151140
Thanks, I'll edit the paragraph to be a little nicer later tonight probably.
I got a Nazi Werewolf character set, sadly not a sexy ninja bt still, if anyone wants to take a look i'll appreciate any criticism or advice.
https://www.f-list.net/c/ulric%20volkner/
Slutty pirates are better.
>>23151732
There's only one way to settle this.
>>23151740
Notice who's always the dom of the two
Could have sworn I saved the dick version...
This is dying much too soon.
>>23153536
I've been in a foul mood and haven't been doing my patriotic duty of giving the thread 3 bumps per day. Sorry about that.
>>23153536
I don't have slutty ninja art on hand, and the topic reminds me of recent loss. Times're tough.
>>23153546
>>23153593
I guess it's been pretty rough for everyone lately. Here's hoping life starts looking up for you guys soon.
>>23153546
Last year the threads picked up during summer quite a bit.
Iunno, its just a bit of a shame the literotica guys never joined up with us.
>>23153536
I have a job yo
>>23153665
Here's hoping.
>>23153750
Every board picks up during the summer, it's part of the cycle of life for these parts. As for them not joining, we're an... acquired taste to say the least. It's just how it is.
>>23153593
... Ninjas remind you of a recent loss?
>>23153536
I think the problem is a lot of people are losing interest because many of us don't ever play, and many of the people who do play don't link their profiles in the thread.
>>23154388
Personally, I'm happy and comfortable with how much play I'm getting... so much so that I don't really need to ask for advice in the thread, don't really feel a need to advertise my profiles, and have literally negative interest in the shitstorms that pass through. Good for me, less so for the thread.
>Reading some fantasy series
>Suddenly a part comes up where powerful magical users are forced to wear collars/leashes and trained as pets
>Sweating intensifies
I'm not sure if it was meant to be kinky. Maybe ERP has corrupted me.
>>23154443
It wouldn't happen to be the sword of truth series, would it?
Because that shit was magical realm as fuck.
>>23154446
No, it's the Wheel of Time series. It did feel kinda magical realm, but maybe that's just because the magic users in the setting are pretty much all female.
In an effort to bump this thread and maybe hopefully give people something to talk about, I'll post one of my profiles.
https://www.f-list.net/c/meltrandi fleet/
>>23154443
>>23154479
>Wheel of Time
Knew it. You do get more male magic users later on, but the Aes Sedai and the Seanchan in particular are pretty much built for porn fanfiction.
>>23154511
You should %20 that space so the link doesn't break. Like so:
https://www.f-list.net/c/meltrandi%20fleet/
>>23154443
Hey! Im reading Wheel of Time too. Totes got me going.
>>23154538
>>23154765
Well, at least it isn't just me. Not that there's anything wrong with liking collars...
On an unrelated note, does anyone know of any decent art for a well endowed femboy? I was thinking of writing one up but pretty much every piece of femboy art I can find makes him look like a little bitch.
For Lili. I still want to do a scene about a Lili and an older girl babysitting her.
>>23154801
There's a ton of super schlonged femboys. There's probably a Big_dick tag.
tfw you play a League of Legends CC
https://www.f-list.net/c/Lady%20Lissandra
Also. Contributing with artwork I had commissioned.
>>23154823
There are some, but even then they still look kinda subby. Maybe it's just my imagination.
>>23154801
Shop in some big dicks.
>>23154823
>"Terribly serious."
Christmas cake is the best cake.
>>23154943
My photoshop skills reside at the level of cutting out avatars and recolouring things. I'll prolly just use an avatar that looks similar to my character then have a couple of the decent pics I found as body references.
I probably shouldn't worry about it so much. My most popular profile has no images apart from the avatar.
>>23154965
Post or link the femboy and the dick you want on him, I'll take care of you.
>>23154801
Po-Ju's femboys tend to have pretty big dicks. Hell one of his doujinshis is about how one has TOO HUGE one.
>>23154972
I appreciate the offer, but I'm not 100% settled on what I want him to look like. I'm thinking maybe some sort of dark haired elf like so.
>>23155001
Yeah, that's what I mean though. He has a big dick, but he still looks sorta demure and not in charge of the situation.
>>23154858
>tfw you play a League of Legends CC
Not really too bad. I mean, I don't know much about the setting, but when you've got a cast of like two hundred characters, it encourages people to fill in the gaps and create their own. It's like Pokemon trainers or Metal Gear freaks or Jedi. There's a lot of space to make up new characters, provided they aren't just recolours or dominating the originals.
>Contributing with artwork [of my League OC] I had commissioned
Too far!
>>23155100
Nothing called "femboy" is going to be in charge.
>>23155100
Well, you could try fishing through Katou Jun's works. Although it's often one femboy seducing another, you may find some fitting illustrations of the dominant ones. (Also, he has some sameface problems which would work to your advantage here)
>>23155263
Also, what orientation do you roll your guy into?
>>23155270
>Femboys
>>23155270
Probably just going to be bisexual like all my characters. A couple of people have told me my profiles should really be pansexual instead but I think that sounds kinda silly.
Ooooh, I remembered a doujinshi with femboy in charge (for the first half of it anyway).
...Now only to remember the actual NAME
http://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/ Oh there it is. First half is trap NTRing a guy which may fit your profile. (Second half is the guy fucking the femboy in revenge)
>>23155295
Something you have a soft spot for, then?
>>23155675
But I mean, who DOESNT have a spot for fembois?
>>23155675
Yes, definitely.
>>23155709
It's true that they're a pleasant vice.
>>23154511
>https://www.f-list.net/c/meltrandi fleet/
Femdom and Macross? Color me interested. I just need a character for it now!
>>23155312
Haven't we established that exhentai discriminates against robots like me?
>Teleports to strike me from behind
>Attacks and decides the damage/effect without letting me react or answer
>Ignoring many cues to wrap it up
>All in the same RP
I forgot how terrible fantasy RP fight scenes can be.
>>23155911
I'll look forward to hearing from you!
>>23156088
... you know, I think that 6 might have actually been a 5
With the way they stretch and distort the numbers it is more than possible.
[spoiler]besides, you can totally just copy the url replace http://exhentai.org/ with http://e-hentai.org/ and it will work you lazy bum[/spoiler]
>>23156129
They're a mess unless (A) you know both sides are responsible, (B) you've agreed between each other how the entire mess is gonna end, and/or (C) you use dice.
Really, I just like to treat them as particularly energetic foreplay.
>>23156088
Yes and it's hilarious.
>>23156129
From the description it sounds like he DID wrap it up!
Except you know, shittily. Nothin personnel, kid.
>>23156192
I usually have such good fight scenes that have a degree of planning or generally flow really well. But this one was a pain to get through on my end because she left so little for me to do in reaction. I think she as a partner enjoyed it, but for me it was an absolute struggle to plod through, and I'm usually pretty resourceful.
One recurring partner I have is awesome at fighting, and we always know the end result ahead of time because of how her character is designed (i.e. she's constantly in the nude or close enough, and capitulates sexually or even with lewd touching).
>>23156336
psssh.....
>>23156129
>Implying you get to determine what happens when you're hit
Just saying, I've never understood that 'rule'. If I get someone in a joint lock and twist, I shouldn't have to wait for them to decide that my superhuman strength wrenches their arm free. But really, as usual, Red is right >>23156192
>>23156373
Oh damnit, I thought it was you, r9k. Just react to what happens. If you get punched in the face, don't complain that they "autohit", roll with it. Reel back with a bloody nose. Hell, retaliate in kind, and nick her where the armour doesn't cover (which this being F-list is probably everywhere).
>(i.e. she's constantly in the nude or close enough, and capitulates sexually or even with lewd touching).
I'm curious what this means for the fight...
>>23156461
The idea should be that, rather than saying "X punches Y in the face," you go with "X throws a punch at Y's face," which gives Y opportunities to respond accordingly. You throw out leads, and your partner chooses how to act upon them. You don't wrench an arm free; you apply your superhuman strength to the pinned limb, and the outcomes from there ought to be fairly obvious... but not 100% written in stone. This is why it's good to know the general trajectory of the brawl in advance.
If that's up in the air, then I'd say use dice (it's kinda fun to have to improvise responses based on the cruel tyranny of the dicebot), accept that both sides are gonna fight each other to a general standstill... or just don't do it at all.
>>23156542
I'm aware of the 'rules'. I just feel that in many situations they create an extra layer of chaff.
>>23156605
It's the kind of chaff that acts as narrative lubricant, so it's fine by me honestly.
Though yeah, what's best is to know the outcome and to make a good show of it.
Basically, to do it like a pro wrestling match.
>>23156611
Gotta respect the kayfabe. We are, after all, in the business of putting on a show for our partner(s).
Is there any real market for an apocalyptic warlord or mercenary type character, or would it be pretty much ignored?
>>23156688
There's a market for just about anything so long as you can pitch it enticingly.
>>23156627
Extremely true
>>23156688
Considering the two big post-apoc things we got last year, I'm sure there's at least a decent amount of interest in it still.
>>23156611
>That image
Hue.
>>23156627
I still want to do a scene with actual kayfabe as Mister Sogynist.
>>23156688
There are a ton of those characters. Hell, Fallout 4 is still fresh, so people have the itch.
>checking DA subscriptions
>see this
I guess I should've expected Aislinne to eventually show up in my subs.
>>23156611
>Do it like a pro wrestling match
Man, now thats fun.
But me personally? I like it. Then again, I do like hurting people...
>>23154388
>many of us don't ever play
I never understood this. What are these kinds of people doing here?
>many of the people who do play don't link their profiles in the thread
Thing is, if you're already getting regular play you don't need to advertise anyway.
>>23157325
>What are these kinds of people doing here?
Having fun chatting with others. This might surprise you, but we're all people on the other side of the screen, and we can share our interests
>>23157365
I'm not an idiot, I know about just chatting. But why hang out in f-list just that? I mean I can understand chatting while waiting for someone to respond to you ad, but hanging out on f-list to chat when you don't play at all? There are loads of all-purpose IM networks to share interests and just chat normally.
>>23156857
>That res
Gross. Let me help.
>>23157426
You're gross!
>>23157412
For me, I was hanging out with these people while hunting. Then I gave up on hunting, but that was no reason to just dump all the people I befriended. That's just be weird, rude, and probably borderline sociopathic. "You're no longer useful to me. Bye lol"
>>23157412
Because that would involve moving all of our friends to a completely different service.
>>23157440
>>23157442
Really though? When you stop going to yoga class, you don't keep hanging out once a week in the locker room to chat it up with your friends to avoid "throwing them away" lol. You ask them for contact info and give them yours.
Most people already have IMs and social media anyway, it's a pretty natural to thing to do to graduate to that when you outgrow a shared hobby.
To be quite honest I think that calling it "dumping all the people you've befriended" and "borderline sociopathic" is blowing it way out of proportion. If you no longer hang out in the same places as someone (virtual or otherwise), you're not going to see them anymore. It's normal. It's not rude.
I mean can you imagine:
>Hey Jen why don't you ever come to book club anymore?
"Partially I got really busy, and honestly I wasn't really into it anymore."
>Aw, what? That's a fucked up thing to do, Jen, we all loved you there. How could you do that to us?
"Well, I offered to exchange numbers with you guys so we could keep in touch and plan other ways to hang out.
>Move all of our friends to a completely different service? Don't be fucking ridiculous.
>>23157511
Why would I want to give 4chan people my contact info, when I use that for "normal" people? Compartmentalizing is practically mandatory when it comes to this.
>>23157516
Compartmentalizing just means keeping your worlds separate. If you want to make an email address or what have you specifically for "people who I'm scared to allow to find me irl" you can do that easily. I thought most people had a bunch of emails for various reasons anyway.
>>23157534
Or you could just chat on F-List for the same amount of effort or less.
>>23157511
The choice is either talk to everyone on disparate IM clients (some that people don't keep up with), make all of them join your specific client (probably IRC) and move (which requires them to split their attention between two chats)... or just stick around?
I mean, it's not like I'm getting in the way of "yoga class" or "book club". It would be like asking everyone to join your OTHER yoga club.
Also, the entire point of this is that we DO still hang out in those places. I like sitting around shooting the shit on F-list, even if I don't play often if ever. It's not like I'm hurting anything, and this is the path of least resistance, whereas "hey, let's start an IRC channel where you all have it open at the same time as F-list" is a bit more difficult.
No one wants to move to a different building just because the book club became a gossip sess.
Like... why would I go to all the trouble when I can just stay where I am?
>>23157440
So wait, let me make sure I'm understanding this right. If someone who you had made friend with ever stopped logging on to f-list for any reason, you'd consider them weird, rude, and borderline sociopathic? That's kind of extreme to me.
>>23157549
Yes. Yes that's exactly what I said, you got me. Congratulations on your internet victory.
Here's your (You).
>>23157571
You make sense of what you said then. No need to get petty and resort to tired old scripts.
>>23157583
I don't really need to respond politely to you when your first post in the thread was essentially telling a substantial portion of the chat community to GTFO because they're not fucking.
>>23157594
I actually just said that I didn't understand it, and asked what they were doing here. Don't project your groundless hostility on to me.
>>23157549
Uh... that actually is pretty rude, yeah, and that's the kind of thing that people say in these threads all the time.
>>23157583
They made perfect sense. "I feel it would be borderline sociopathic of me if I were to tell people that they are my friends and then never contact them again because I no longer had any use for them re: getting my clam wet"
>>23157603
>I asked what they were doing here
Chatting. And running a Werewolf game. Because why leave when our friends are all right here? There's not a finite amount of seats on the bus. F-list has no fire code to worry about. We can still be there even if we're not looking for play.
>>23157603
Here (You) go.
>>23157544
There are IM clients that interface with every major IM network on earth. This can make it pretty painless to add people on their IM of choice, whatever it may be.
In any case, I asked what people were doing there and now I have a better idea. Thanks.
>>23157618
Well, then you and >>23157571 seem to disagree, since you're saying my interpretation is right and >>23157571 seems to be reveling in making fun of it.
Which one is it?
>>23157652
Yes, but those IMs can't allow everyone from different networks--that again not everyone actually has--to talk together in one chat room.
Also, she's making fun of you because you're kind of being an idiot, I'm just more diplomatic about it and trying to get you to understand.
The crux of it is we're lazy.
>>23157618
>Running
You mean trying to control a trainwreck because you're not very good at writing, managing, or organizing anything?
>>23157662
Oh, Rory and Lilly. That makes sense. Carry on then, and thank you for your diplomacy.
>>23157676
Tomayto tomahto.
>>23157618
>Uh... that actually is pretty rude, yeah, and that's the kind of thing that people say in these threads all the time.
I wouldn't say it is rude, but it really makes me feel sad inside.
[spoiler]I actually cried the first time Arwel deleted his profile.[/spoiler]
No fighting. Just post lewd things or profiles instead.
>>23157680
>Figured out who it was because I said we're lazy
Hue.
>>23157680
>I have a hater
Woo! I've finally accomplished something! Maybe in the future you'll pop by the thread just to shitpost about me like >>23157676 does for Rory.
>>23157695
If that were you I think we could come to some sort of arrangement.
>>23157734
I'm not even his dedicated shitposter. I'm just tired of hearing about this game happening or not happening or whatever.
>>23157734
>stop arguing upon realizing who they are
>thank them for their diplomacy
>immediately get called a hater
welp, I tried. maybe next time will have a better outcome.
>>23157750
Actual serious reply: If it bugs you, you should probably say something when it happens. Whenever it looks like there's active discussion already going on, I've personally always encouraged the Werewolf discussion to go elsewhere, to avoid steamrolling whatever's going on. But if something bugs someone and they never say anything and just fume about it in silence, that does nobody any good anywhere, and you sorta forfeit your right to complain. Can't have it both ways.
Unless you mean in the thread, but that'd just be silly.
>>23157734
You know, Lili, >>23157754 does have a point. You should stop being so angry. You even have a real profile now.
>>23157750
It's literally happening right now...
>>23157810
If they mean in the thread... I think I've mentioned it in like one thread.
>>23157810
The talk has gone to nwod on occasion, where it really should be. Which has been nice. But now that Ivan and Rory are apparently fighting or something I don't have much hope of that.
A colony drop a day keeps the shitposts away.
Goodnight everyone.
>>23157864
There aren't enough colonies to drop.
>>23157820
>You should stop being so angry.
But then I'd lose my superpowers.
>If they mean in the thread... I think I've mentioned it in like one thread.
That's why it'd be a silly complaint. But it doesn't appear to be the case here.
>>23157822
Seriously though, just speak up if and when it happens. It's bound to come up as a part of organic chatter in the channel, and I don't think it's unreasonable to let that happen (it'd be equally weird to shoot down the MGS5 or other video game chatter that comes up in the room sometimes), and sometimes the rest of the channel (not just players) engages with it too. But if it gets to be too much, or otherwise bothersome, just say something. If you're not comfortable with that, IM me and I'll poke people. It's already a concern I often have, so I'm on the lookout.
And if any of the others bitch about you asking them to move it to another channel, I'll slap the shit out of them, because that'd just be inconsiderate of them. But I think they'd be accommodating.
Allo! I have returned from a several years sabbatical and decided to start over with a new character. A little rough, but let me know what you guys think?
https://www.f-list.net/c/dame%20godiva
>>23157923
>gracemeria
>estovakia
I bet you're going to jump on the dick of the first Garuda you find.
>>23157923
I like her! How does she feel about other warrior/adventurer ladies though?
>>23157923
Looks like the kind of character that loses all of its appeal as soon as anyone or anything fucks her once.
>>23157923
I don't even understand it.
Someone cursed her to basically have all her husband's strength, but not wear clothes? Why would anyone do that? Why did he die right after? Why was Godiva there when he died?
>>23158001
Things like this are why I think it's a good idea to treat most scenes as if they're entirely separate timelines/etc. There's a lot of good, potentially sexy ideas that become a lot less interesting after the shock/novelty of the first encounter. So you just make sure that every encounter is a "first encounter".
>>23157981
go dance with the angels
>>23157989
As comrades, she'd be overjoyed. As someone taking advantage of her...well, not as bad as bandits or something.
>>23158001
I left actual sex out for a reason.
>>23158027
Yeah it's not really clear, this is a total first draft.
The idea is there's all these kingdoms and hers is the most well off and prosperous, and the wizard grew and lived in an utter craphole. So he always wanted for love and peace and strength and the like, and become a bitter, furious bastard that wreaked havoc just to spread his sorrow.
He falls before the might of Gracemeria to the king, Leofric, himself, who is not without pity, and listens to the man's tale. Which is how the dying wizard pulls off his spell.
Godiva is someone akin to Helen of Troy, but not to the point you'd wage a war over her. She's famous as a beautiful queen, that sort of thing.
So, he lusted after everything Gracemeria had; the peace of the land, the might of the king and his army, and the beauty and love of the queen.
Ultimately this all was to justify the character walking around in her underwear; I started the concept with the images.
>>23158037
Generally how I do (did) things, yes
>>23158058
I see. I'll be away for a while, but I'll link you to a relevant profile of mine and you can shoot me a note or what have you if you'd like to do something sometime.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Onyeka%20Nejem/
On an unrelated note, getting involved with partners on the other side of the world is a mistake... but they're so good, I can't help it.
>>23158323
This is the kind of delicious mistake all of us ought to make repeatedly.
>>23158376
That reminds me of Cordelia.
Who I still haven't seen in over a month. I think she hates me :<
But she still logs on, so at least she's not dead or something.
>>23158323
You and me both, brother, you and me both... where you from, baby cakes?
>>23158445
Pacific time
This post contributes nothing to the thread. Move along.
>>23159035
Threads're quiet. Times're tough. Captcha's asking me to identify waffles, though, which are delicious.
>>23159667
That picture is nice.
>>23156461
>citing "poof you're in joint lock now and can't do shit" as good fight RP
>>23157511
I've had about one contact on f-list that I've actually bothered to move to Skype for chatting.
>>23157680
Damn, that's Lily? She's really getting overzealous on thread peacekeeping.
>>23158376
I bet you stay up way too late to play/chat with them.
>>23157923
Would molest and humiliate
>>23159667
It is indeed. And I have more!
>>23160114
Guilty as charged.
>>23161210
Ah jeez, meant to respond to >>23159811 there. Whatever; gives me an excuse to post another one from the set.
>>23160073
Hey, I'm just pointing out that fighting in real life isn't about getting a chance to dodge.
And yes, Lili is getting angrier these days.
>>23161210
Hot. What's it from and why are they both beat up and bloody?
>>23161882
Some Chinese artist, apparently. I think it's supposed to be Person of Interest fanart. Having never watched the show, I have no idea, but damn if I don't like the work.
>>23161905
>Erotic Person of Interest fanart
And judging from the GIS results, there's a lot of it, not just from the same person...
Bigger, cleaner version of >>23161210
>>23161905
>>23161933
>Root and Shaw
No wonder I liked that first image so much. It's just been so long that I didn't recognize them. I'm surprised I never encountered any of this before, I was pretty big into that show once it actually grew a plot and stopped just being a "monster of the week" kinda thing.
>>23161882
It's not like I've got anything to lose.
>>23162262
I didn't even know it was that popular. After it aired I really only heard about it because it was one of the shows a writer for Demon loved as inspiration.
I just arrived who will make my cock hard? And how im waiting..
>https://www.f-list.net/c/justice%20beat
This is some fucking amazing art.
>>23162807
My god I just came
>>23162807
>>23162830
It's like I'm wearin' nothin at all!
...nothin at all!
...nothin at all!
>>23162790
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Person_of_Interest_(TV_series)#Ratings
Its pilot episode was the most-watched thing in that time slot, it was fairly big in seasons 2 and 3, substantial falloff in season 4 despite reviewing well. If you don't watch much live (that is, non-Netflix etc) TV, it's not the sort of thing you'd hear much about, not like the "American Idol"s and things that are just completely unavoidable no matter where you get your entertainment, but it's kicking around in the mid-to-high area. The Blacklist placed similarly in the same time slot during different years (interestingly, in 2014 it moved into the same Thursday 9PM that Person of Interest had just vacated).
And here's some fresh(ish, 3 weeks ago) art by the same artist. Clearly I need to find someone to "Root" me...
>>23163023
I need to watch it. It's one of those things on my vague list of things I need to watch (along with Blacklist).
Playing persona 4 and watching JoJo at the same time is making me think up some really stupid character ideas.
>>23163226
>stupid
>not amazing
I still need to go find that person with the cum based stand to pose dramatically with.
>>23163989
>cum based stand
A fabulous idea.
>>23163989
Well of course I do. The most amazing ideas are always the most ridiculous/stupid
Catgirls are for ______.
>>23165704
Cuddling.
>>23165704
Breeding
>>23165704
>>23165704
Impregnating.
Why aren't there more chubby girls? I wanna find one and throw a skinny chick at her, but they're like super rare. The few I've stumbled across were straight.
Not that I have a skinny chick that isn't a loli for this purpose, but dammit I'm working on that.
>>23165735
Good answer.
>>23165739
>>23165820
You wouldn't say that to a catgirl's face, would you?
>>23165747
Good answer.
>>23166206
I would, actually.
>>23165704
Holding hands and bullying.
>>23166693
Neat. Is that Lilithan?
>>23166772
Looks like.
>>23166181
I'm always surprised when I see a Straight Female character.
Also, Alicia Night is chubby.
No one likes chubby guys. Especially not subby ones. I want a big strong jock to fuck Enzo :<
Especially while keeping his relationship with a nerd on the DL. And nervously blushing and stammering when he confesses love.
>>23166928
Chubby, subby guys are like all of F-list's no's condensed so close together. Good luck.
>>23166973
I know. It's sad.
And all the guys who do like chubby boys are either weird weight gain furries or... well, actually, just that.
>>23167005
>that ship
>>23167005
I mean, it's kind of natural really. To want to bang attractive people.
>>23167035
Stop reinforcing your traditional notions of attractiveness!
>>23167020
I kind of wish there was more. I haven't really seen but maybe an episode or two of the show, but that picture is cute.
There's also this one from a different show but with a character similar enough to use on the same profile. I doubt the actual anime has them so cute a couple, though. Plus in all his art he's got this weird cartoony style.
>>23166693
Oh look its best cat and waifu monster
>>23167106
Chubby is fine, just don't go overboard.
HotD is basically anime attempt to reach such a thing as too much fanservice, so if that's not what you're after, you're really not missing out. Oh, and the chubby guy is based on a real person.
I can actually think of one more couple with male chubby sub, but... it's a little special.
>>23158323
>It keeps happening
>>23165704
Sticking your fingers in their mouth when they yawn
>>23167106
Stop demanding people find unattractive things attractive.
>>23165704
Buttfucking, butchering, noncon (Jokes on you! You cannot noncon catgirl! CATGIRL NONCONS YOU!)
>>23167147
>Oh, and the chubby guy is based on a real person.
Loosely, and I'm aware. It's the creator of Hellsing. As a high schooler.
>>23167183
Plenty of people find chubby guys attractive.
I just don't like them because they're dumb. It's all girls who want to get raped or furries. Or other people who are not-this-group. Which let's be honest, if I actually RP that's who I want to RP with.
>-*Beep Beep Boop*-<
Come in, /erp/! Come in, /erp/!
What makes a good Shota?
>>23167554
Another fifteen years. Oh I crack me up.
>>23166928
>I'm always surprised when I see a Straight Female character.
"I don't always see straight girls, but when I do, they're the ones I wanted to fuck."
And they're always the ones that go out of their way to list out "no girls, no exceptions" in their kinks. It's crazy.
>Also, Alicia Night is chubby.
Don't think I've seen that one yet. Sorta backwards from the setup I was initially thinking, but hey, if the shoe fits...
>>23167035
Oi! I want to bang all kinds of people. In theory. In practice, people are annoying.
>>23167554
If we're talking /ss/ - well-endowed, eager but clumsy.
If we're talking the other kind - petite / girly, shy on the outside, pervy on the inside.
Two pieces of advice: If someone tells you that you've done something offended and asks you not to do that, don't double down and act like you're a victim.
If you get banned from a channel and join it again a few months later (on your phone of all things), don't do literally the same thing that got you banned the first time.
>>23167695
Backwards?
>>23168363
So you felt the need to make a post on the thread to detail bullshit drama in the f-list room?
>>23168428
Its not like anything important was going on in the thread.
>>23168428
Bullshit drama is the only thing that goes on the the F-List room.
I don't know why it hasn't been nuked and this old guard of circlejerk dismantled for a new room, new board and all.
>>23167715
Why is gay shota the "other" you heteronormative hatemonger?
>>23168605
/ss/ is love, /ss/ is life
>>23168605
>thinking history doesn't repeat
Ah, to be so young, so naive.
>>23168605
What are you even bitching about?
>>23168428
Yes. Mostly because >>23168584
He actually begged me not to tell the F-list mods.
And is now timed out for a week.
>>23168721
So basically you just wanted to brag about banning the guy? Hokay.
>>23168652
Hey, I ain't naive. I even know about -that-.
>>23168725
No, I wanted to kvetch about having to ban the guy.
>>23168737
go on
>>23168784
Huh? I'm sure I don't have to tell you about -that-. Don't you and your boyfriends do it all the time?
>>23150585
If I were you I'd join /the pillow fort/
It's a whole lot less tumblr than what /4chan erp/ channel, mods are snowflakes and tumblrinas
>>23168721
>Rory is literally cancer
>>23169421
I hope you have a better reason than "it doesn't suck as much as that other channel."
>>23168721
>he
Kay
I didn't beg, I asked you if it was necessary to get them involved.
>>23169454
A better reason being its more like 4chan than the 4chan channel
>>23169469
That isn't a better reason. That is arguably worse.
>>23169476
You're advertising the channel on 4chan to the users of 4chan, you don't want to suck them into a world of tumblr and whinny babies.
People will join for two reasons
1.lewdness
2.because it's for 4chan
Not a tumblr outlet
>>23169421
>>23169452
>>23169460
>>23169469
>tumblrinas
Stop being a whiner. You got timed out because you've repeatedly been dumb.
You did beg. You even tried to guilt me. And as I told you, yes, it was necessary to get them involved.
And you went on about how you'd never "banged a shemale" and your first character was a straight male, so forgive me if I just assumed you're male.
You required me to do something that I don't like doing: Actual moderation.
And as I explained to you, it has very little to do with the fact that you used the word shemale and everything with how you reacted afterwards.
>>23168737
>>23168784
>>23168839
This is kinda cute. You two should exchange F-lists and fug.
>>23169487
I'm not advertising anything, you muppet. I'm not even in the channel (either of them). But you aren't giving any reason that isn't some variation of "I got timed out and I'm mad about it" and that's terrible.
>>23169489
So you're saying that I have to appeal to everyone at all the time? Gosh that doesn't sound much like 4chan at all, in fact it sounds very similar to tumblr.
Also it didn't take you long to boast about this feat of banning me.
>>23169487
Look, you need to remember one of the cardinal rules of 4chan: Don't act like you're anonymous when you're not.
>>23169489
>You two should exchange F-lists and fug.
we're both dudes, that would be gay
>>23169500
I've given hella good reason
You're basically using 4chan as an outlet to advertise your flist chat room, which technically goes against the rules but whatever. You're giving the implied idea that joining means you get to talk to other 4channers and Roleplay with them, only to have them turn up and realise that they can't say anything without offending someone.
>>23169503
Your honour that's irrelevant information
>>23169516
You didn't even read what I wrote.
>>23169539
Sure I did
It means nothing
>>23169543
What you wrote directly contracted what I wrote, so no, you didn't read shit.
>>23169546
I'm offended by this comment, surely I will now report it to the mods
Look on the bright side I'm bumping your thread ;)
Oh God, this is like talking to a literal child.
>>23169514
I'm not seeing a problem.
>>23169520
>I was being an idiot
>I got caught
It's the only thing that's relevant.
>>23169516
>goes against the rules
These threads are like a year old and also this board is literally for exchanging information.
Talking to 4channers doesn't necessarily mean acting like an idiot. Again: You have a name and identity, and that means at least some measure of accountability.
You can say several things without offending people. And if you do offend people, they have the right to tell you off. You even have the right to get offended that they told you off.
But when you break the rules of a place--in this case both the channel and the site--then you shouldn't be surprised when you get punished.
>>23169582
Now you know why they're one of the few people on the banlist.
>>23169598
Sometimes you've just gotta cut your losses. Christ, what a shitshow.
>>23169585
That wasn't me
>>23169582
It was a joke chill
>>23169520
Still, you want to cause an argument and show off how clever you are that you got someone banned, you get to do the little victory dance. But hey I really don't think that it matters that much what happens on a website in the grand scheme of things, cause I doubt a year from now we'll still be arguing over this (unless you have a really good reason to) I'm sure you're a great person deep down, now I'm going to bed
>>23169631
You really suck at this.
>>23169639
I swallow too! ^-^
>>23169612
>>23169667
Seems accurate.
Oh good, the mess spilled to the thread. This, for reference, is why I said the ban didn't need to even come up in the thread. Please keep drama to your room, Rory.
boy i sure love drama
>>23169889
But they ALWAYS try so hard to avoid drama? How come this mean stupid world keeps leaving it on their doorstep? It's just not fair.
>>23170295
And yet here you go harping on it. Almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>23170351
>I lack this much self awareness
>>23167005
>And all the guys who do like chubby boys are either weird weight gain furries or... well, actually, just that.
That's ridiculous.
I just talked to a minotaur who wanted pudgy boys.
So i guess he's one of those things if that's 3furry5you.
>>23170295
It clearly proceeded on its own course without harping earlier.
>>23170362
You don't get to play victim and pretend you're doing nothing wrong when you're stirring up hours-old shit.
I have a speculative request for /erpg/. Is there anybody here who is interested in 'masturbation coaxing', or as I have sometimes heard it called 'jack of instruction', where one partner encourages the other to masturbate or instructs them how to masturbate? It's not as straightforward as that in practice, but that's the basic idea.
>>23170372
Playing victim? How, exactly? Lol...
Okay let's actually add some content to the thread.
https://www.f-list.net/c/lilithan/ space pirate cat girl with dick on. Looking for primary sci fi lewds, but I can adapt. I prefer being the bottom/sub but I'm willing to top every now and then
>>23168363
>If someone tells you that you've done something offended and asks you not to do that, don't double down and act like you're a victim.
Sure is a lesson you could've picked up :V
>>23170946
Nono, that's one of the rules that applies to other people only.
Could folks please stop shitposting up the thread? You're not even saying anything new at this point, it's just a rehash of the exact same thing you were shitposting about last thread.
>>23169889
>This is why I said something
No you didn't.
>>23170295
I was literally asleep when this drama started. I was also asleep for the last several posts after >>23169889 brought it back up. That's what they mean by playing the victim, by the way. Stirring the pot after it ended. I mean, you're still doing it >>23170970
>>23170367
Any amount of furry is 3furry. I just want regular people. Is that so hard?
>>23170835
Why is that orange background translucent?
Also, anyone who enjoys fucking should fuck this cat. Her kinks are great. I don't know much about her actual quality, though. Aislinne likes her. Also she's a slut, and clearly a freak judging by those kinks. So that's good enough.
>>23171006
>ended
Well, people's amusement at your character doesn't so much end as take a breather. You don't get to decide when something is "enough", people will decide that on their own. You can get offended, but that has a limited effect when you are constantly antagonizing other people.
>>23170992
Every repost is a repost repost, including yours.
>>23171032
I love how someone getting more butthurt than a Chipotle addict after paying the price for breaking the rules is somehow my fault... but either way, then let's take a breather.
And cool as that gif is, you people could at least post porn.
>>23170452
Your ID color is creeping me out.
>>23171098
Personally, I only blame you for things that you do. Anything else is other people's hangups, or you projecting.
As for the image, it's a metaphor for repeated anal destruction. You should be quite wet, no? I know I am.
>>23171258
Oh huh, that's really weird, I didn't notice that before. Maybe it's a sign!
>don't check the thread for a day
>it's trash again
Stop.
>>23171006
You've built up >>23170835 too much, there's no way I could handle getting in touch with such a cat now!
>>23171452
Never gonna give it up
Never gonna let it down
Never gonna run around and desert it
Never gonna say goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>23171505
Just do like I do and masturbate to the thought of how depraved she might be.
>>23171515
Pls.
>>23171505
Naw. I'm not that great. And yeah, just do whatever that anon said if you really wanna.
>>23171006
Yes. I did. I said that you didn't need to come in here banging on about the ban. And surprise! Here we have a mess.
>>23171966
Are you talking about >>23168428 ? That was after the fact.
Regardless, it's over. ̶N̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶r̶o̶u̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶u̶l̶t̶.̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶.̶.̶.̶
Lilithan had the right idea, but I have no profiles. So I'm just going to post porn.
Squatting is lewder than kneeling. Kneeling is very submissive, but squatting is outright lewd and debased. It puts your genitals all on display, and it's uncomfortable and demeaning. No one squats without intending to, but you can end up in a kneeling position if you fall or get shoved forcefully.
>>23172452
He is an undoubted shitter, but your pathological need to engage him in argument lowers you to his level.
>>23172452
>No one squats without intending to,
That sounds like a challenge.
>and some people dare defend Rory
>>23169489
What? Isn't that like. The official f-list term for that gender. If that's offensive why are they even on f-list. That seems like a weird thing to become controversial.
>>23169500
>I'm not advertising anything, you muppet. I'm not even in the channel
That was obviously the "indefinite you." Context and reading comprehension yo.
>[when] one is advertising to 4chan, one doesn't want to suck them into tumblr, etc
>>23169421
There are like three rooms with 'pillow fort' in their name somewhere, none of them with /meme slashes/.
I don't think this room actually exists.
>>23173342
It's offensive when used for real life people. Also, plenty of people have tried to get F-list to change that. I mean, "please don't use shemale when talking about real life people" shouldn't be a big deal.
Also, presumably they mean Roxie's room. She got upset that we corrected her a lot and every time there was an argument she was accused of trolling, so she left the channel. (FWIW, I don't think she was trolling, just foreign. English isn't her native language).
Rose? Rose Blush is her main now I think.
>>23173342
/join [session=The Pillow Fort]ADH-91616fe1477e3e3b0525[/session]
You mean this one?
>>23173802
The purest chillroom.
>>23169454
The only bad part of erpg is Rory and the tumblr-like mentality that the mod team and those favored by the mod team have. Pillow Fort has absolutely none of that (talking about politics is against the rules because liberal vs conservative arguments are horrible, for example) so that's one 'better reason.'
We would rather not have randies come, though, so please don't join it.
This thread needs to die
>>23173895
Can lurkers come to chill?
>>23173977
Sure, but it's been hella dead lately. We're only awake during la~te night hours these days.
>>23173895
Nobody's even been able to quantify "tumblr-like mentality" in a way that excludes the speaker. And given that the room's only proponents in the thread are also the ones clinging to old shit-stirring, it's clearly not some drama-free haven.
>>23173964
Yes, yes, you say that all the time. Honestly, if people just contributed instead of talking like that it would be better.
Also, just how many colonies get dropped in Gundam? You'd think after the second or so it loses the impact on fans.
>>23174120
"Made me mad that I couldn't be annoying". I mean, Christ, I'm bitched about when I don't mod, bitched about when I do. Someone caused problems, and in politely explaining to them what the problem was, I learned they were breaking site rules and was someone I'd already talked to about the same problem.
Speaking of latex, where's Aislinne?
