/perma virgin/ thread
just fuck my shit up
>>23131114
Well, I'm free sunday...
Should I become a tranny?
>>23131114
You were in a rate thread a while back. Hope you fixed that shit hairstyle by now
>>23131759
Let's just say that I dont want to post a more recent pic atm.
Reporting in
>>23131114
>>23133128
What your towns dont have sluts?
>>23133146
not all of us are Chads my man
>>23131114
>>23133128
Quit bitching on the internet and go outside
>>23133152
But they are sluts. Just make them want you in the slightest and they will open up.
>>23133128
Bitch you a nigga go find some highschool ass
>>23133146
Sluts hate virgins.
>>23133163
Fuck its always the same with you virgins and warped ass views on females
>I have gotten laid 3times because I lied and said I was a virgin. They think that shit is cute and one girl let me do anything I wanted becase I was a "virgin"
i used to think it was exclusively because of my appearance, but it's also because i'm retarded as shit
my shit is fucked hahaha
>>23133178
So find an ugly dumb bitch
>>23133178
>>23133186
better than touching yourself
>>23133176
>>23133163
and another bitch hooked me up with her little sister because she was a virgin as well. Just be you and dont try to be something
>>23133199
>Just be something you're not!
>Just be yourself!
If I could find a girl who liked me, I would. I went for a fat girl with no friends. None. Still, she thought I was a mean idiot and wanted nothing to do with me. I don't know how low my standards could possibly go.
>>23133213
I guess rape or even worse, prostitutes
>>23133213
Honestly pretty sad, me and my buddy used to mack on drunk moms, we would spark up a conversation make em laugh and feel young again next thing we knew we were getting head from a group of crazy milfs. Try for the oldie's
>>23133232
Around here you get insulted for that type of thing. I guess its better than touching yourself as you said before. Why can't they just be attracted to my cartoon knowledge?
>>23131114
/kissless virgin/ here
OP your face looks fine just the hair like >>23131759 said
Kek, I found my thread
>>23133312
Fucking sideways pic every time
>>23133312
>/kissless virgin/ here
>8/10 face
Get out of here, get out! Go back to Univison.
https://youtu.be/MTb_VesmiZg
>>23133323
Ill go back to my cave
>>23133313
Pretty nice face no homo
Alri lads
KV here
>>23133313
>>23133339
>Pretty nice face yes homo
so good that it's actually a bit intimidating
>>23133339
Thx man. Kind surprised to see a d00d like you in a thread like this, you don't seem like a /perma virgin/
>>23133359
I dont believe in being a "perma" virgin but im surely a virgin now and i dont think much will change any time soon.
>>23133351
>>23131114
Opie, you should shave your head. It'd look fine for you, and it's an improvement on what you have.
>>23133178
I want to bro hug you can we arrange that
I want you to find a gf
>>23133128
Don't look it desu
>>23133312
>>23133313
Smile guys it increases your chance by 0.1%
>>23133378
I hate smiling
I hate pretending to smile for a pic even more.
>>23131114
not sure why everyone is ripping on your hair. looks fine.
i've had sex with girls, but that was before i realized i'm gay. so kinda virgin?
>>23133313
How you lose your virginity:
Step 1. Be gay
Step 2. Marry me <3
18, only like four kisses in my life. Is it that bad?
>>23133403
why cant you gays just leave straight men alone especially if you are indian
>>23133406
Oh yeah, sorry about the quality. My phone's camera is old and bad.
>>23133378
i would bro hug you man, idk how we'd arrange it though
i thought i found a gf but i don't think she likes me anymore because i'm fucking dumb
>>23133406
>kissed a girl
Out NOW
>>23133406
>had not just a kiss, but MULTIPLE fucking kisses
Out. Now.
>>23133406
>only four kisses
>ONLY
>FOUR
>>23133415
<3
I am talking to one now and she likes me but she's in another country ;_;
>>23133406
Potential is there.
>>23133350
You give an homosexual kind of vibe. Loose the faggy glasses and put a real beard on that baby face.
>>23133313
Looks like a FtM
>>23133178
Nah you're ugly.
>>23133128
Homosexual looking.
>>23131162
Yes.
>>23131114
Homo vibe aswell. Shit haircut desu.
>>23133433
what country are you in? and what country is your qt from?
Hey virgins I'm a man with a pussy. I need more sex in my life and I got travel money so Kik me
Mangrypikachu
I've popped more than a few cherries
>>23133433
>talking to a girl
Holy fucking shit you are all fucking normalshits.
NONE of you are permavirgins.
Christ.
>>23133435
>Nah you're ugly.
i knew it
>>23133448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
>>23133403
Do you have a kik desu~
>>23133446
I'm in australia
she's in america
>>23133457
Lad I can't do it in my own country relax
>>23133435
beards are itchy and shit
>>23133448
No ty
>>23133471
Get the fuck out of this thread normalchad.
>>23133471
who is the lucky lady?
>>23133480
>me
>chad
I'm fucking gamma
>>23133492
Someone found me in a voice to face thread but they don't post face.
>>23133469
Currently not, but I will get my new phone this week.
>>23133509
le gamma
NO
If you are talking to a woman who shows the slightest interest, you are Chad.
Also, enough of that meme.
There is Alpha, Beta, and Omega for personalities.
>>23133509
oh
well good luck man. it was cool knowing you
>>23133527
How do i know if im Chad if i dont talk to girls?
>>23133527
Not really
Cucks exist you know
>>23133530
Wait what? We can still get to know each other. Still KV and at least I don't post whilst in a relationship lol
>>23133546
I wasn't aware that I ever called YOU Chad friendo.
I was calling the guy who talked to girls Chad.
You're probably a Chad because a girl has shown legitimate interest in you, but whatever.
>>23133564
I know who you were talking to i just wanted to know if there are other ways to find out if im Chad
>>23133550
Cucks don't have girls showing interest in them. They are just emotional tampons/financial support. Still normies though.
>>23133550
nah man you don't want to know me. it's not worth it
>>23133574
Do girls like you?
Do people often say you're attractive?
Are you socially prominent?
Have you ever touched a woman in a romantic/sexual manner?
Have you ever talked to a girl who was a potential partner?
If you said yes to any of these, you are a Chad,
>>23133524
I never use it, but email?
>>23133588
I don't fit those
So there
>>23133579
I bet you're wrong
>>23133578
They still interact with them. Thought that was your point.
>>23133593
>don't fit those
>talking to a girl
Nice try norman
>>23133593
>I bet you're wrong
that's a losing bet
>>23133608
My favourite ones
>>23133606
>over social media
>will most likely never see irl
Doesn't count, and I wish it would.
>>23133620
YES IT DOES
Chad go.
>>23133620
man i've been in a very dark place for a long time. i thought i was getting out but now i'm fairly certain i will not. i think it'd be a waste of your time to talk to me. i don't want you to miss me when i stop posting
>>23133592
I can give you my skype, I'm curious but why do you want contact with me? :)
>>23133643
You seem nice, and I'm pretty lonely desu.
My Skype is: andkon1851
And my name is William :)
>>23133624
Alright whatever man
Just saying, you have the same face as my friend from uni and he has qt asian gf
>tfw all that third wheeling
>>23133640
Please do not say this
Don't be this horribly depressed due to no gf it's not worth it
We can talk on kik or something?
>>23133682
talking probably won't help this time.
at least you'll know what happened when you don't see me around anymore
>>23133665
I'm going to bed now. I saved your skype name and I will add you tomorrow.
(I'm 19) Good night. :)
>>23133723
Good night :) sleep tight.
I'm not a KV, just a V.
It doesn't really count for anything, the girls were sorta under duress.
Don't think I'm permanent though, I will hire a prost eventually, not going to be a wizard
>>23133712
I still need to hug you though
Live is still worth living man, focus on yourself first <3
>>23133733
how are you going to hug me across the ocean bruh
>>23133350
I'd give you the V. You're super cute! :)
>>23133733
See >>23133838
Goodbye Chad.
gay KV here
Turning 31 next month.
>>23133904
Ephemeral Rift?
>>23133849
You are quite cute. I would kiss you.
>>23134056
I'm not gay but I would fuck you because you look fucking amazing. Like a hippie Claudio Sanchez. I bet you'd cuddle me really comfy too
No homo
Like with all due respect, my sorry ugly socially inept ass has managed to get laid quite a few times and capture quite a few girls. Like if my pathetic ass can get girls any of you can get girls, like i'm a complete autist... go out and start talking to them over and over till you get it
>>23134149
normalfag please
You don't even understand the meaning of inept.
>>23134149
heres a freebie: literally walk up to them or message them and tell them they're pretty and you like their pictures.
>>23134157
Gonna tell you to head straight down to reddit fuccboi.
>>23133846
It's me on dynamic ip desu
>>23133834
It will happen senpai
>>23133838
pls be in melbourne
20 years old, and I look like a fucking 14 year old.
>>23134250
wish i had that, 21 and I look like I'm in my 40's already. Can't wait to see how my shit looks in 3 years
>>23131114
You look like the lead singer to Blue October.
>>23134250
what's that black thing on your chin?
>>23134271
Pics? Doubt that you would age visually further than your "mid-40s" look at your 20s.
>>23134308
A splinter which wasn't removed when I was like 5 years old or something, parents didn't even mention it until it went to irremovable shit. At least it's right in the midle of my chin, so I didn't bother to pay for cosmetic surgery to remove it.
>>23134320
haha nnnooo, I don't try to even take pictures anymore, that shit depresses me
>>23131162
Fuck no
>>23134347
Try it, we all have
>22 year old virgin
>never so much as touched a girl in a non-platonic way
>ugly as hell when I was younger
>grew into body and face about 1-2 years ago
>above average looks for a 22 year old, but stuck with the social and mental development of a 13 year old
>every time I try online dating the girls are really forward and pushy about sex and wanting to see my junk
>every girl I meet IRL is quiet as hell and never gives me any hints I can go off of
I hope this shit doesn't last forever
WAKE ME UP
CANT WAKE UP
>>23139373
how the fuck are you a virgin?
Your aesthetics are masterrace/10
seriously
>>23133904
Hey fellow wizard
>>23133838
Literally who is this
Is this a joke?
>>23139366
It wont buddy.. you know it wont
>>23134233
>>23140245
you're drunk man..... you have no chance
>>23140306
Just trying to confirm if it's some idot playing a prank, looks like it is.
19yo, 20 within few months, never had a gf, never kissed a girl, I used to be highly asocial but things are changing
Actually i'm dating a girl, we'll see if I'm doomed in a friendzone once more...
