After a tedious night of trying to block my neighbors Christmas lights from intruding my rest period, I realized I made a huge mistake picking my moms loft instead of the basement. It's like why do you increase the risk of a house fire by running electricity around the entirety of your house? Is it in the bible that one must up the degree of risk for our lord and saviors birthday? Didnt think so. So here is where I realized my misfortune. I was preparing my belongings for their new home down in the basement when my mom, who was down there washing my vest collection asked "what are you up to" I told her about the Christmas light predicament (discussed in the earlier part of this post) when she said "Gammy and papa are staying down here until after Christmas" I'm patient so it didnt faze me but now its nighttime and the lights are brightening with the dimming of the outdoors. What i'm asking is how do you guys keep the light pollution down when you are at rest?
>vest collection
this wasnt as good as the past 2 but i laughed at that part.
>>23001031
Not same parody David. Completely different story, lol.
>>23001031
Still funny though. Especially the fact that this is becoming a thing
>>23001450
I really want it to be a daily thing.
>makes /soc/ somewhat funny again
>>23001472
I am OK with this
>>23001514
I'm waiting for Dave to r8 my post
>>23001436
fuck theres multiple stories now?
>>23000978
david here: I dig where this is going. I see very few real jokes, and I find that extremely promising. I'm hoping that you're a patient writer.
Also, I don't think that you can use the word "loft" in that sense. But, I've never really been clear on what exactly a "loft" is, outside of a loft bed.
>>23001729
you have a vest collection and a black dildo
>>23001729
Its like an open upstairs
>thanks senpai
>>23001741
I actually only have one vest, the thing in this photo is a cardigan
unless you're thinking vest in BE which I think is something different but I'm not really sure
also my mom actually does do most of my laundry, I do my own undies and if I want something washed outside of the days she does laundry.
>inb4 this is the only good thread on thos board comments
>>23001759
Only op can inb4
>>23001758
dude you are too funny
definitely one of my favorite soc posters
>>23001759
laughed
>>23000978
inb4 Thinking these threads arent the best thing to happen to /soc/
>>23001729
This isn't the same author as the last one. Continuity is all wrong and completely different style
>>23001758
I love you David, keep being you
>is your bitch really a model
>>23001778
wanna be my model bitch?
>>23001788
Stop wishing you were the Dave-o-nator
>>23001796
i know ;_; thats the only way to get girls.
just give me a chance bb
>>23001806
Dont fallow him walk beside him and soon your bitch will be a model.
>>23001828
but i wanted you to be my model
>>23001828
I don't really understand the whole "my bitch is a model" thing I do not call women bitches (unless they are being bitches)
>>23001851
You said you were receiving nudes from a model
>member?
>>23001863
yea a male model
>>23001863
yes I'm aware
and i still maintain that it was true desu, but that's neither here nor there. what i don't understand is the part where I am quoted as calling a woman a bitch for seemingly no reason and I do not approve of that at all
>>23001911
so was it a male model? what types of guys do you like?
Why are we giving this balding R9K faggot with a shitty hairline so much attention?
>>23001947
because its better than the alternative
>liz
Craterface topic
>>23001955
Liz is fucking boring and it would be hilarious if everyone ignored her
>>23001981
they wont ignore her though because she has half a legion of beta orbiters following her
>>23002003
If only it were a perfect world
>>23002005
yea, they spam every thread she is in. which then turns into her posting 50 pics of her and llamas.
david is much better imo
>>23002079
lol i know i posted already
>>23002086
ahh
>senpai
>>23002098
aye we are kin now. the david fan club shall live
