A girl is on her way over to my house right now. I am pretty drunk and feel like I'm gonna throw up. Please help me /r9k/. What do I do?
empty yourself out before she arrives and then leave the bathroom window open and spray some air freshener
being drunk already will give you confidence to give her your undoubtedly disappointing penis
drink a lot of water really fast, and stick your fingers down your throat to induce vomiting.
get out as much as you can, brush your teeth, and put on a new shirt.
fry up some rectums, they'll straighten you right out