New thread, other one got archived.
will post the template next.
also r8 me fellow robots
template for all your template needs.
Why do people always put gay niggers and shit like that in their "person they never want to be" field?
Nobody accidentally becomes a gay nigger.
I'm much more frightened of becoming a super shitty version of me with exaggerated amounts of my current flaws instead of waking up as a morph of the things I stand against.
only did minor updates and not in the sections that actually needed it but oh well
>>29973439
And if you woke up as a gay leftist nigger who parroted popular opinion, life would actually become immensely more satisfactory and enjoyable.
Living to suck dick means instant gratification and no repercussions unless you're in Russia or Africa.
And half the time the happiest face on the chart is of the cock mongling "person you never want to be"
>>29973508
>wants a DILF to be her forever daddy
>browses r9k
You'll stop being so fat if you learn to stop hating yourself.
>>29973508
have sex with me famioly
>>29973167
Bolsonaro, Kanye West, GTA, Brazil, George Carlin, e nois mano
>>29973508
man this burger usa joke got old fast
Also, DFW as a comedian...?
Good Instrument I guess
>>29973508
>literal Tumblrina
GET OUT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>29973553
ok, just tell me how to stop hating myself
>inb4 just bee urself ;)
>>29973696
sorry senpai, you seem nice but I'm hetero garbage
>>29973705
yeah, I might just change it back to my state flag or something
dfw is hilarious, read infinite jest/ some of his essays my dude
>>29973732
I am almost certain I have been here longer than you, and no ;)
tumblrs fine for browsing pictures/academic blogs desu, I just don't engage with the politics at all
>>29973808
First you have to tackle some physical manifestions of your lack of health- Sleep regularly, eat a balanced diet, make sure to drink as much water as you can.
Talk to somebody, maybe a professional, about your feelings.
Keep climbing that Maslow's pyramid, seize a place within a community, a sense of purpose, tangible aspects of yourself to build esteem off of.
Stop tying your depression into your sense of self. You'll still be you if you let yourself be happy.
>>29973167
Se mate, aberracao
>>29973696
Those are some cool tastes.
I'm gonna suggest the following:
Based off of Poe & Lovecraft: Charles Baudelaire
X files & Manga: Junji Ito and FrankenFran
The Bible & Comics: Robert Crumb's Book of Genesis (very VERY subdued for Crumb, generally a visceral and loving interpretation)
Lovecraft & Silent Hill: the Penumbra Series
It's pretty refreshing to see an MtF who hasn't sacrificed their ideals to demographic politics, good on you.
>>29973705
>full confidence
>non-virgin
>that ideal partner
serious this is some real normie shit
bump so I can finish my thing
I wish the whole thing was just drawing the stupid avatars, that's the part I enjoy most.
>>29975703
>r9k won't validate me anymore
>I kill threads
>>29975703
>>29973508
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIES GET OUT
!!!!
>>29973167
did you play me:catalyst? do u think its good?
>>29976536
But I can only connect to this community as a creator.
This faggot shit really belongs on /soc/ along with Myers Briggs pseudo-Horoscope threads.
bhdiuasfpoiEKDL IASDBOF'
I'm a fucking faggot: Turkey military coup edition
>>29977760
You should listen to 2814 and Sacred Tapestry, unless you've already heard of them.
hi
>IlI<
>>29976991
/soc/ is slow as fuck and filled with normans, although this board is really starting to be filled with them too desu
>>29975703
>I wish the whole thing was just drawing the stupid avatars, that's the part I enjoy most.
Me too
>>29978403
nice ideal partner
>>29978032
you have pretty ok music
>>29973508
:((((
hello /r9ksoc/
sad boi here
>>29973508
david foster wallace was an awful novelist
he can't think, he can't write
passively endorses suicide
>>29975703
>fav country finland
What the fuck
>>29980524
Based chileanon!
>>29980656
Humppa music, not too cucked, lots of open space, the pluck they've shown while pitted against formidable Russian adversary is very admirable.
They're like a perfect blend between east European and Scandinavian cultures.
>>29980647
>passively endorses suicide
>bad
>this coming from a robot
but i cant find anything appealing.
>>29979559
>meme rap
do you mean trap
>>29980524
Battlefield 3 was the best yo
>>29980571
Episode V will always be the best
kinda like it, if it shall remain true
>>29980970
>Sempiternal
>Not suicide season
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!l-luv yu bb
+Owns Katana
+Owns a Anime pillow
+A day to rememberI hope you've pre-purchased bad vibrations!
+Spirited away
+GoTHOUSE BOLTON BEST HOUSE!
+That one bald anime bloke
>>29981102
>john green
>shitty new horror
>pugs
>GoT
>tranny
>>29981102
Sorry to disappoint hammie, but owning a katana or an anime pillow I things I never want to find myself doing. Also, Sempiternal is fucking beautiful, but it's mostly my favorite because House of Wolves.
>>29981198
>john green
I don't read much, but I liked TFIOS (sorry its not obscure)
>shitty new horror
n-nothing to prove here
>pugs
FUCK YOU! PUGS ARE BEST DOG!everyone wants a pug!
>GoT
It's easy to watch and It had husbando ramsay in it >.<
>tranny
Yup
>>29981423
Oh my bad I'm retarded, didn't notice that's what you didn't want to be.
>Also, Sempiternal is fucking beautiful
+Shadow Moses
+Hospital for souls
I don't hate the album, tbqh
and at least you didn't put that's the spirit :)
>>29981507
>sorry its not obscure
It's actively shit. Green writes like a fat high school girl who tries to feel better about herself by identifying as a nerd.
>>29981601
b-but it's a love story, a pretty sad one!
>ywn have your own Gus or Hazel Grace to help you deal with the shitter things in life
>ywn have him/her tell you "Maybe 'okay" will be our "always" or something equally lovely because you're bland and not romantic
Why live?
>>29981601
Described it better than I could. It's like bad fanfiction.
Now Isax Marion. That's a writer.
original comment 734592135435
I planned replying to everyone, but quickly lost my resolve after reading a few.
>>29973167
+
>man on the moon
>mirrors edgy
>keyboard
-
>gay shit
>>29973508
+
>sufjan stevens
>godel escher bach
>daydreaming
>pomegranate
-
>intp
>infinite memes
>not believing in free will
>tips fedgina
>>29973696
+
>/x/radio
>lain
>comics
-
>music
>gay shit
>>29973705
+
>sparring
>those books
>writing
-
>your ideal partner
>>29975703
+
>your drawings
>whatwedointheshadows
>baudelaire
>porn
>gardening
-
>jappening
>meme junkie
>>29981102
Attack Attack is a fucking meme band. Crabcore is dead. Stick Stickly is a terrible song.
>>29973705
hmu bb im down to fuck each others shit up
>>29981507
>and at least you didn't put that's the spirit :)
An album with only two decent songs? Not a chance fimfam.
>>29982315
I hope those two songs are doomed and run!
>>29982065
>Attack Attack is a fucking meme band.
I know, I much prefer OM&M to AA but still, it has a special place in my heart
>>29982345
Nah, I absolutely adore the riffs from Avalanche and actually feel that Happy Song is all around good even though his scream at the end is kinda pathetic.
>>29981999
I dig your drawings, man.
>>29983113
thanks dawg, I dig drawing the drawings.
>>29973705
Great taste. Dalek is fucking incredible
>>29975703
pretty tryhard
>>29981102
terrible awful taste
>>29981999
good taste mostly. TWS is great
>>29980959
pretty good taste and you seem interesting
>>29977760
>Leafy
>Nikki Minaj
Yeah, no, fuck off.
>>29978403
>21 pilots
kys
>>29980571
hoo boy
u might just be the worst person
Wow keko I sure feel shit
>>29984803
you seem like you're a pretty cool guy/10
would chill if i wasnt a total autist and on the other side of the country
>>29978032
Punpun fan ?
remember it's not worth getting angry over
>>29985609
>Transformice!
>2,458 hrs on record
lost my shit
absolute patrician taste 10/10
also cant believe anybody remembers wolfenstein. did you ever play the quake wars enemy territory? it was interesting.
>>29984803
agree with everything in your favorites. not familiar with the book, musician, or movie however. where in cali are you? also curious: what sort of historical nonfiction in specific? any particular era?
>>29984682
is that shepherd's pie? nice superhero
>>29980524
could be bros
>>29985357
Yeah it's one of my favorites. For some reason I identify a lot with Punpun's uncle
Pls no bully.
If any of you wanna be friendos, go right ahead and get me on Skype.
>>29983596
>tryhard
Mother really wanted prodigies, I got the tryhard pretention memed into me pretty good.
And then take your standard 90's kid backstory of constant childhood praise suddenly muted when the kid becomes an overwhelmingly average adult.
It makes a person constantly scrounge for praise.
>>29986318
>>29986318
Oh look a fat slob, who is also a wannabe nazi. How about that now! What a unique occurrence!
>>29986456
I'm actually quite thin, duder
Nonetheless I'm actually a chubby chaser. I also quite dislike nazis as national socialism doesn't work, and while being a white nationalist "muh aryan" stuff is dumb.
>>29986318
>alcohol
>not having been the cornerstone of western civilization
>>29986480
They thought you were a nazi because you like Trump, I don't think they're going to be able to understand anything you just said m80.
>>29986555
Nice repeating digits.
Originnal
>>29986289
what was up with you circa 2011?
>>29987019
scrawny, autistic, "mathematically inclined", vidya-addicted teenager. parents were getting divorced, grades were going down the tubes, i distracted myself with roguelikes and painting wh40k minis (never played, couldn't afford a proper army and didn't have the social skills to go alone to the local store). after a bit i joined a local rugby team which broke me out of my shell and changed my life. still ended up khhv neet with no direction or social skills.thanks for the (You) it gets lonely out here sometimes
lol ajsdhfkjhhskjdf
>>29987770
boring/ten
>>29986289
Noice tastes.
What do you animate?
>when you're too damn lazy to copy paste any pictures
Rate the content not the quality.
>>29988363
Seems like you've fried your gourd out halfway before even hitting two decades.
>>29987893
probably my favorite thing is doing short, traditionally animated, loopable character sequences that i can lump together to make music videos out of. i mostly do really short comedy stuff or music videos, often characters from video games and cartoons dancing. i do a little 3d stuff too.
>>29987770
my favorite thing about these threads is getting reminded of all the cool shit you didn't think to put on your own chart. next time one of these things comes around i'll have to put heinlein down in my books section. love that cover art too
>>29988443
I'm just amazingly lazy and everything I typed in there made me laugh so I kept it.
>>29973167
You're all niggers. I hate every single one of you.
>>29988443
>>29988462
Actually here is one I made on LSD once, this makes me laugh a lot more. Its even lazier.
>>29980647
have you even read him? like, beyond his first novel which i admit was sloggish or the first ~300 pages or infinite jest?
he's just one of the only writers who seemed to experience the world in the same way i do, besides maybe plath. that probably doesn't bode well for me but idk
>>29980845
also this
>>29973876
i already sleep well, eat reasonably well and drink plenty of water. i've tried over a dozen therapists and none have helped but i'm about to meet another today so we'll see how that goes. idk how to "seize" any of those things but ok. i very much want to be happy, i'm not consciously trying to "be depressed", its just the way i've always been. i don't know how to turn my brain off long enough to enjoy anything anymore.
>>29981999
5.5/10 decent taste in books and v nice drawings, ++ tea and humor
how did you make yourself believe in free will though fampai, teach me your ways
also whats your beef with intps, myers briggs is about as scientifically accurate as a horoscope lel, it doesn't actually tell you much. i don't see exactly where my "fedgina" is tipped either but i'll take your word for it
(why did i just put so much effort into this shitpost, why don't i have a life or real hobbies or something? ree)
>>29973167
ravioli ravioli make this post origionoli
>>29989297
why do your parents want you to be Asian?
OriginaIe pepperoni
Sometimes i wonder if senpai will ever notice me
>>29989330
they do maths good and stuff
If i put in the time and effort to fill one of these things out will I get friends and / or a gf?
>>29989427
depends on if you're a boring fucker or not.
saying "this is an original post" is not original enough
>>29989427
If you got either of those things you wouldn't know what to do with them anyways anon. Let's not lie to ourselves here.
Ehh why the fuck not
>>29989447
>the person you never want to be looks like someone you have reasonable fear of becoming
That makes so much more sense than the usual "sjw of another race" people put in that category
Do you want to become a park ranger?
originalololl
Update from my last chart:
>Personal style added
>'Words I live by' added
>Coloured 'Porn/Fetish' additionally
>Contact info added
>Added +1 to looks because I rated myself harsher than /soc/ previously
>Enlarged important images
>Re-organized chart entirely
________________________________________
>>29984803
>Hobby: Photoshop
>The 'Just shit I like' list still looking that sloppy
Nigga just crop your images, holy shit.
>>29985609
>Ideal partner: Black yandere bodybuilder
Unique without entering snowflake mode. Good for you.
>>29986289
I like you. Would hang out with for sure.
>>29986318
>Little Caesars
>Little Caesars
>Little Caesars
>Favourite historical figure not Caesar
>>29987770
I really really don't like you.
>>29987961
Tip top drawings.
>>29988363
Replace your text with images. People don't come to these threads to actually read the charts. They mostly just wanna look at pics that show who you are. Much more fun and tells them in a glance.
>>29988470
What were you even doing while everyone was drawing dongs in middle school? You clearly didn't practice.
>>29988494
Not reading that. Put some effort into your chart and I'll go over it.
>>29989297
I enjoyed this one.
>>29989447
>Marvel vs. Capcom 3.My nigga
>>29989570
What do you like about being a sailor?
>>29979559
you sound cool
would cuddle
>>29990040
Being at sea and traveling the world.Sounds cliche but you really meet some interesting characters and see crazy stuff.
>>29980831
>not too cucked
>>29989883
>What were you even doing while everyone was drawing dongs in middle school? You clearly didn't practice.
Not using MS Paint.
>>29990103
Relative to the rest of Scandinavia, they're doing okay.
>>29989883
>people you want to be and parents want you to be are white
>person you are isn't
That's rough buddy.
>tfw everyone here is 19
>>29989854
>so fucking boring
>chart riddled with errors
>above-average intelligence
okay
>>29990362
I'm gonna be Christmas cake in nine months.
Feels like being a hag, man.
>>29973167
post boipuccimy countryman
>>29990331
Heh, don't worry, it's not meant like that. I just found the mood of the image fitting, the aesthetic nice and the facial symmetry similar to those in the other images, so I just went with it. I'm actually so pale I get mocked for it by other whites.
>there are females browsing this thread at the present moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHBk80JiBo8
>>29973167
Here you go mate, did my best
>>29990789
Your best is shit.
Did you really think it was worth writing "no" or "i dunno lol" dozens of times and then posting it?
Who have you done this for?
It's not even bait.
>>29990877
>It's not even bait.
You are right. It is joke. Just like my life.
>>29990366
what errors lmao
>>29989796
Park Ranger is like my dream job, I'd settle for anything that keeps me isolated in the woods for as much of my work time as possible though.
>>29989883
Marvel is the shit, bro, playin' Nemesis/Arthur/Vergil here
>>29989854
In Rainbows is the best Radiohead album
>>29990936
>can't find errors while looking for them
INT:3/10
So life labels me a dreamer,
There's not a prayer for the one whose love for life no longer lingers
But he tries so hard to establish his thoughts as being part of Reality,
But he's pushed aside...
>>29993684
>In Your Future: brutal commie fucker who instituted work campsand set up the suffocating state regime
Not if I can fucking help it.
>>29993346
sorry, that was a lazy reply. I saw the spelling errors when making the chart, but I didn't feel like correcting them because I didn't want to spend more time on this then I had to. I didn't think the chart had to be proofread or perfect considering it's an anonymous post on r9k :/
>>29993791
it's not che, cool down
>>29992247
yes
originaloe post
>>29993897
>cooling down
>when it comes to the RED MENACE
>>29980524
thats pure autism
>>29978032
Something about your "at your worst" drawing makes me want to protect you.
>>29989883
Will use this template for inspiration, if I make a new one myself
>>29994257
I don't need protection, I just need a good kick in the ass
>>29975703
>whitehouse
DENVER
E
N
V
E
R
>>29980959
Gr8 taste anon
>>29981999
Like your drawings anon. Good taste in comedy and superhero.
>>29984682
10/10 muzik
NYC public transit a shit though desu
i don't know if there's a lack of informations or not
if i'm not too uninteresting for you, ask for anything
>>29994418
what did you understand at the end of angel's egg?
>>29994418
Would you hypothetically join an agrarian colony of autists?
>>29994863
>planetes
So good, very engaging hard sci-fi.
>>29995004
pretty decent music taste but in fact, you're 17
stop summerfaging and try to get your a-level
(and please skyward sword was good, we could fly in a deep blue sky ;__;)
>>29995119
>replying to the underage
Please stop, you can just use the contact info that the baby whore left for prime teen pussy.
>>29995004
Underage slimy neo-liberal scumbag. Mods, help!
Updated mine a bit. I really like where I'm headed
>>29995372
>Milo
Nigger kissing fairy kike reee
oreganolelleleleleleeeee
>>29995445
He grew on me. Didn't care much for him during GamerGate aside from him being against the feminists, but he's a solid lad that gives an alternative perspective in conservatism
>>29989883
Why do you want to move to Canada
>>29987770
You seem neat (not to be confused with NEET)
>>29995555
AYYYYYY DA QUAD
>>29995555
congrats
internal organs
>>29995555
mmmm unchecked quads
>>29995555
checked
oreganeloni
>>29995555
I just don't think Milo's sincere, and it's obnoxious that he uses hyper-feminine adhoms instead of reasonable discourse- I believe in all the same shit he declares but he makes it all look so tawdry.
The alt-right needs more seasoned and strong voices, not wacky characters.
>>29995609
You raise a good point. The Alt-Right community is nearly as cringe-worthy as the Libertarian community on social media, but I can't help but crack up at the funny things that come out of that part of the internet. Lots of good shitposting.
finally my first quads ever
>>29995609
Don't forget to buy some Milo Swag(tm) to trigger feminists and show off your anti-cuck pride.
The guy only debates total fools, which he then proceeds to insult and make fun of, his arguments are 60% inflammatory bullshit and 40% substance, I wish he wasn't seen as a sort of 'spokesperson' for the alt right.
>>29995004
good bait
try harder next time
>>29989883
Aw, why not? I'm a cool guy.
>>29995555
>get compliment from quads
That's what's up.
>>29988454
Yeah dude, Heinlein is the fucking bee's knees
>>29973705
good music taste
>>29995879
>the ego and his own
Oh man, I remember being 19. That book is rad as fuck. I was pretty much you. I'm >>29987770
>>29995879
man you seem to be rad, good music and books wew lad
original chart
original post
>>29996147
You play EXACTLY the same games as all of my super-fashy friends. You'll be one of us soon. Everyone flips eventually.
>>29996202
He's 18. He just needs to grow up a little.
>>29996147
contact info?
oreganonononono
>>29996147
hit me up at skype anonymous.augustus if you want to play Paradox games with other nerds, we're cool even though we're all edgelords
>>29996202
>>29996239
You can't corrupt me, /pol/ shills.
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
>>29996258
>>29996286skype is mrbowkz, steam is http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056345073/
>>29996305
look as long as you believe in physically removing communists, we upper-right folks will be your best friends. I'll add you on Steam momentarily. Do you play Stellaris/HoI4 too?
>>29979559
>sartre
>meme rap
let's fuck
>>29996334
I pirated HoI4 but I didn't get too into it. I pirated Stellaris too, liked it quite a bit, but stopped playing. Might buy them and give it a real try.
>>29996147
>Ieaf
>>29997466
I know, fucking kill me.
I wish I was an American.
please annex us
>>29997631
Just pull a "Tale of Two Cities" with some retarded Berniecuck.
>>29995533
Children don't have horsedicks nice digits tho
Woah now, don't 404, I gotta finish my chart
>>29986289
>>29989570
Where you Navyfags stationed?
>some robots to talk to
>Virginia beach
inb4 no replies like always
>>30001205
Great Lakes
>just a couple more months till im out
>>30001378
Pretty normal geeky kid. Are you gonna go to college? Don't waste a life as a NEET, you seem like a cool dude.
>>30001346
well i fucked up you cant read most of it
>>30001438
>Are you gonna go to college? Don't waste a life as a NEET, you seem like a cool dude.
I'm actually not a NEET, I live on my own.
Thinking about going to college next year for machining or welding technician shit
wakawaka
no bully pls
>>29973167
whats that anime?
pls no bulli it was done in MS paint so i couldnt add pics
>>30002404
Guro hentai? JESUS how sad do you have to be to get into that like what fetishes lead you to that
It will maybe work this time
>>30002508
i said pls no bulli
>>30002404
I can't wait for ww3 either ;^)
>>29981999please be my bf, anon ;-;
>>30002921
Some of those albums were my favorite when I was 16
