The ultimate Anti-Normalfag device. Especially now during the pogeman craze.
Why don't you own a cellphone signal jammer yet?
Leave it in the bushes beside a gym.
>>29906915
Sounds like a great way to piss people off. Thanks for the tip anon.
>>29906915
Absolutely devilish
It's no wonder I'm immune to normie humor because you guys are the masters
Sounds like a great way to get fucking arrested and charged with a felony you retard.
>>29906915
Oh its the most perfect plan ever how could I not have thought of it before
>>29907158
It's not like they're gonna call the cops.
>>29907158
It's only a misdemeanor.
You know that park you always visit to escape the normalfags but is now full of these pogayman faggots? With the flick of a switch they can suddenly disappear.
>>29907158
how the fuck will it get you arrested?
>>29907211
FCC regulations on disrupting radio communications
They're expensive as hell. I would totally get one if I could afford it. Are there cheaper alternatives?
>not taking a walk in the park with your dog repeller
>>29906915
They're illegal.
>this shitposting must stop
>>29907239
>>29907158
Unless you actually hold it visibly in your hand nobody can catch you
They'll get bored of the "game" and stop playing it in a week tops anon.
>>29907250
doggo's are cute, why would you want to get rid of them?
C'mon anon. Buy one. Or make one. St. Elliot would absolutely approve. He liked Pokemon but even he would understand the circumstances. These turbo-normalfags are just using it as a hookup app.
>>29906915
how much do these go for? It'd be fun to get a few and plant them in various spots.
>>29907179
I'll give you a (you)
Thanks for the kek
>>29907262
>B-but they're illegal.
What has the law ever done for me besides allow part of my dick to be cut off for profit?
>>29906915
I want one in my house, block the entire building, no norme in my building will ever have a signal again, everyone moves away.
perfect
>>29907410
It's too risky to use it in one place all the time. But I like the idea.
>get one
>put it a taxi
???
>profit
>>29907442
>risky
how will they ever find it, tape it under the sink so even if they check your room they'll never know.
Unless they can "track" or detect it somehow
How's this one? http://www.thesignaljammer.com/products/4G-Portable-6-Band-Signal-Jammer.html
Price doesn't matter. I've got enough neetbucks saved up.
>>29907158
>literally so enraged at the thought of being cutoff from the cellular jew that he thought this was an acceptable post
>>29907250
What is this, a device for jamming dog anuses?
>>29907574
Normalfags don't realize we're doing them a favor
It can block the frequencies of GSM, GPS, 3G, Wi-Fi, 4G, and 4G Lee from a radius of 25 meters
Definitely picking one up for my shooting spree.
>>29907710
Did any high-profile shooters actually use one?
>>29907513
Hows the battery life?
>>29907685
Can it somehow stop people from filming and taking their damned pictures? In that case I'll insta-order one.
Is illegal but still sounds like pretty fun.
>>29907276
>what is trilateration
>what are security cameras
You bitter virgin shitbags deserve your misery.
>>29907179
Thanks for the laugh, anon
Ravioli Ravioli this comment is origioli
>>29907601
I needed that today.
Police is watching very closely these devices now made in china. Some of them are military-grade jammers and can make a plane crash. Police has devices to detect them. Also if you want to buy one, you will be under surveillance.
>>29907811
>unironically getting upset with people joking about jamming your cell phone signal
How addicted to mobile communication would you say you are on a scale of 1-10?
>>29907809
Not that guy but I doubt they'll put that much effort into catching someone and it ain't gonna be super easy to identify some random jack or jill off some surveilance camera 600 years after they've left the perimeter pretty much.
>>29907811
>>29907513
>Great performance, lots of questions, promptly answered. The device blocks and jamms all devices one wish to jamm! No way to escape, useless iPhones , blackberry, Samsung, wifi, wireless phones, even through walls. A big mess for your neighbours. Sorry!!
>>29907864
>ruining regular people's days and causing damage to their property just because you were too much of a pussy to live life and blame everyone else for your personal problems
You're a piece of shit. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.
>>29907158
Go ahead call the cops, they can't unrape you.
>>29907876
You're sort of right. They will just remove your expensive jammer in a short time. If you keep setting it back up they will bust you.
They've also gotten that autistic before if you're unlucky. There was a guy using it while he drove that they busted, and he was constantly moving.
>>29907933
>unironically getting upset with people joking about jamming your cell phone signal
How addicted to mobile communication would you say you are on a scale of 1-10?
2
>>29907933
That's it, getting three of them right now.
>>29907955
>he was constantly moving
Probably made it easier to detect in a way.
>>29907158
>>29907179
Rekt
This is a very original comment
>>29907179
I literally cackled at this.
>>29907995
No, it does not. Its another variable. Plus it would be a temporary outage at a location, which would just look like a dropped call.
>local pizza place is a pokestop
>attach a lure to it
>within minutes a swarm of autists starts gathering inside
>they take up tables, fill up the bathroom and don't buy anything
>Wagecucks have to stand idly by and allow it to happen and actual paying customers have to argue with autists for a table/bathroom use
>>29907891
kek
>No mobile phone, wifi, and other devices will work while the 4g is ON!!
Neighbours will get mad with it. No way to stop jamming while the led is green. Great product, full satisfaction! Thank you
Have fun dying alone, bitter virgins.
>>29908138
Welcome to the 80's again, little mobilecuck :3
>>29906915
>tfw literally never owned a cellphone
The amount of stupidity in this thread is astounding desu. Yes you will probably get arrested if you use one.
I don't use my cellphone ever but it's pretty sad that your life is so bad you have to remove people's fun. Get help.
>>29908062
>attach a lure to crowded pokestop
>wait for Pokefags to flood the building and get situated
>activate jammer
>revel in the collective groan of frustration from a hundred anally devastated normies
>>29908062
>go to FB
>look up local Pokemon Go group
>go to event with phone and device
>start up the device when no one is looking
>now nobody can catch Pokemon
People would probably cry at events to catch rare pokemon.
>>29908291
>>29908303
butthurt mobilecucks
>>29908291
I guarantee, in the country I live in, I'd be able to walk around the city with something like that in my pocket all day long for a month without getting busted.
>>29908303
Their fucking yapping, taking pictures and filming others without permission is just a massive disturbance. They deserve retribution.
>mfw Pokemon go isnt in my country yet
>mfw even when it is I doubt ill see anyone playing it IRL
Is there even a way to buy one IRL without getting instantly fucked over by FCC?
>>29907933
Remember folks, this is the same person (who yesterday) tries to motivate people who are feeling down.
>>29907199
this actually makes me feel so good and I am filled with the warmth of love for my Robots once again
Sucks ass they're illegal and monitored.
This would be the greatest shit ever.
>>29907179
Fucking kek, stay devlish you bastards
>>29907179
fucking kek good job
>>29907933
>having an entire day ruined because you cant use your phone
and you're calling other people pussies? enjoy being enslaved, i guess
>>29907747
The Virginia Tech shooter
That's how he got such a high score, locked the doors.
>>29908303
Stop trying to remove our fun, faggot. Get help
>>29910457
How ironic, locked doors are exactly what caused Elliot to get such a low score.
Unless you have pic related, you will not have the near apocalypse causing range most of you are thinking about.
Im also curious as to how to make one, im sure we can start a thread on /g/ about it
>>29907933
>causing damage to their property
you honestly have no idea how these things work do you?
Deathgrips approved for you /mu/fags.
>>29910600
Also adding, if you ever buy one of these, you are going to be on a fuckton of watch-lists. And guess what will happen when there are reports of jamming? you can guess who they're going to be suspicious of first
>>29910600
Did that cunt on the right double up with a little one on his belt too?
the people saying their parks are ruined honestly aren't lying. I live in the fucking middle of no where in a rural town and there was 10 fucking people that came into our tinny little park today just because I guess the sign is a checkpoint for something. I couldn't believe my eyes, the worst part is most of the people where full grown adults that were usually in pairs driving around playing
>>29910905
Yep.
i dont know much about police use of signal jammers, so i cant say much sadly
>>29910600
Dont bother going to /g/ or /diy/ they'll just report the threads and call you a faggot, then the rule fags will say "this is illegal you know"
>>29906915
Yes, but not in the way you think. I've gotten at least three edgy redditors arrested for using them. Major keks were had since it's a felony and gets you kicked out of Uni.
>>29907242
you can scrape a 9-volt along a nail file, the sparks will jam the fuck out of some kind of radio. Never tried it, it might not work with cell phones. It's easy to imagine some kind of plate of nail files set up to make constant equidistant contact with an array of batteries, and jiggle it by hand. Bulky though.
Why are normalfags even playing pokemon go?
Most of them probably played Red and Blue for like 5 minutes as a kid and now they think they're SO NERDY XDDD for playing a socially approved game on a socially approved device. Most of them probably only know what a pikachu is at best.
It's disgusting. I even heard about 40 year olds playing it.
>>29910600
that's a big jammer
>>29911127
>being this elitist about something so stupid
I don't want to defend them but I would bet money you are simply exaggerating about how dumb everyone but you is.
The solution isn't to gripe like a manchild about it but to stop caring
>>29911176
I'm CLAUS
The Grinch?
>>29911127
Yeah it's my biggest annoyance with the game. These fucking plebs obviously never bred for IVs or trained their EVs back when it was hard. They have no idea about high level meta.
Absolutely disgusting.
>>29911217
Dude I dont want to sound elitist but don't pretend that these people aren't being mindless animals about this. These fucks likely never even cared about pocket monsters until it got released on their precious mobile phones that everyone is addicted to now.
>>29911127
>"It's disgusting."
>he posted this on /r9k/, the unwashed NEET-semen covered boxers of the internet, on July 12th, 2016.
>>29911240
>>29911247
>>29911127
QUICK EVERYONE!
Start listing superficial, vacuous phrases you've heard normalfags say while playing this game.
Women gets you bonus points
>>29911256
God forbid someone is a virgin. If they're a virgin and come to a place to discuss it, then they somehow magically fit your stereotypes.
Do everyone a favor and castrate yourself dumbass. You shouldn't breed more retards.
>>29911240
>>29911247
Please go back to posting On Eevee porn or whatever on >>>/vp/. This place is bad enough without your brand of autism.
>>29911306
I've never even been to /vp/ and dont enjoy pokemon past R/B/C
I just respect peoples' fandom and dedication to hobbies.
>go into bathroom
>blast piss everywhere that isn't the toilet
>make sure to piss on toilet paper and paper towels
>cum in the soap dispenser
>wipe shit on doorknob
>scribble "JUDAS PRIEST RULES" on the wall
Entry level stuff.
To graduate to real normie suffering go here. You can learn to make special glues to put in a surgical needle and shoot into locks etc etc. Research before you do anything first because there's lots of troll shit that'll tell you to put sodium/potassium in toilets to stink up the place but really it just blows up. Don't try making crystals out of bleach either..
http://textfiles.com/anarchy/
There's also the TOTSE archives. Google "anarchist cookbook" and get the PDF
Fuck the world. May be a bitter virgin but we ALL die alone : )
EDGY and proud. Hail Satan, Rock and Roll. To infinity and beyond.
>>29911247
it's possible that the vast majority of go players grew up with a pokemon game. The thing about Go is, that once it comes out, everyone can download it at a single time, producing the huge boom we see around us now. There's no way to gauge the numbers accurately, everything is just conjecture, including your point.
>>29911336
>mad about a game you don't even play in a community you aren't even involved in
Let me guess, redditor? Shoo.
>>29911392
You talk liek a guy who came to this website a year ago tops
>>29907179
ohhh myyyyyyy goooddddddddnesssssssss
>>29907276
On surveillance camera most of these gyms are at public places like churches and resturants or at least the ones I've been to and they all had cameras
>>29907476
>become friends with neighbor
>leave it buried somewhere in their yard
>>29911402
>You talk liek
>>29907962
i need wifi to play vidya
>>29906915
Do video jammers exist?
Also, cell phone jammers are trash unless you plan on spending $1,000+ on one with a decent enough signal transmission.
>>29910800
>use visa giftcard bought with cash
>have it delivered to parents house after buying it from a local library
>>29907262
They're technically legal to own, but they're illegal to use.
>>29911589
>grammar checking
>on an imageboard
Kill yourself
>>29911637
if you have a wifi jammer, you can knock out wifi-based cams, which are becoming a majority in especially residential and low-commercial areas like a k-mart or whatever.
there are also videos on how to make a functional video jammer by sewing infrared LED's into a cap, they can blind the video feed around your face with a huge lens flare, for real security cameras.
>>29911694
Okay, go back to your home whenever you feel ready redditor. I'm going to stop responding to you now, normie.
>>29911694
>grammar check
moar liek newfag
>>29911732
>calling someone a Redditor as a Redditor
Kekkles
If you're broadcasting, which you are if you are using a jammer, The Man will be able to track you.
Don't use a predictable pattern. Even driving down the highway to work will get you caught after two years (actually happened).
Stay safe and get the beta revolution started guise.
>>29911353
>Dont try making crystals out of bleach
Why? It looks like it works
>>29912008
This, if you use it in the same place (and for a prolonged period of time), they will track you down and arrest you ass. Otherwise you should be fine, unless you have a serious stroke of bad luck.
>>29912171
It does, I did it. It felt funny but it was okay.
why dont you just make a drone thats immune to transmission jamming, place a cellphone jammer on it, and fly around rare pokemon go spots
>>29912344
Or just place a phone jammer on it and operate it without problems.
Unless your jammer also jams radio signals and shit.
Why can't we just own portable emps?
>>29912666
Because that takes tremendous energy. Like we're talking a backpack sized nuke or something.
>>29907158
>implying they'll be able to call the cops without a cellphone
>>29912666
>EMPs are real
KEK you play halo to much famalamadingdong
>>29910151
you can always make your own there a shit ton site that teach you how to make one
>>29911176
For you.
Originalbaneposting
>>29912666
Well you can buy a bulky emp gun under 'research' purposes and it'll run you $12,000+
Or make one yourself if you're smart enough to understand the instructions. I think it can fry a computer at close range.
how much does one of these signal jammers cost
>>29907777
5 hour old post and no one checked your quads... I'll be the one to do it then.
>>29914003
$270 online for one that looks like OP's pic
>>29906915
is that a vape
If you think the FCC will have mercy on your asshole for this then you deserve what's coming to you. The FCC takes signal jamming very seriously, and they CAN locate the source of the jamming signal.
>>29914071
is it illegal to use, can you get convicted
>>29914138
It's legal to own, but not to use. You can get away with using it here and there on your own, probably. The likely way you'd get caught pranking normies is that the phone company would notice all the phones in a 50 foot circular zone at your place of choosing going dead all at once.
Anyways, it's probably just a fine if you get caught.
>>29906915
I have one, take it with me whenever I go out to eat in the event someone would like to talk loudly on their phone and disturb my peace. The point is just to make them drop calls over and over until they stop trying and shut up or leave, not jam everyone's phone while I'm there. Either keep it tucked in my hoody pouch or in a jacket.
>>29914310
It's against federal law, you can face imprisonment and fines up to $112,000. All to play a le ebin prank on normies.
>>29914594
>you can face imprisonment and fines up to $112,000.
if you're caught
>>29914647
I'm sure the goalposts will enjoy the change of scenery.
>>29914686
>I don't know what moving the goal posts means but I don't have a real argument so I'm just going to cite a logical fallacy at random
>Actually leaving the house enough to be bothered by people in the outside world using mobiles
Fucking normies ITT desu baka
>>29907262
>>29907805
>>29908138
>>29910151
>>29914138
the only posts that made sense on this thread
>>29914647
r9k manboys need to contemplate:
risk v. reward
yeah, these are retarded
>>29911127
>red and blue
>implying most were even alive or out of diapers when red and blue were released.
You'll get in big trouble. Radio people are dicks. You can get jail just from broadcasting your own radio station
>>29915019
>normalfag's gf is in an emergency
>can't contact him
Sounds worth the risk to me.
>>29915278
i mean how would they know it's you? if you're discreet
>A Florida man is in big trouble for using a cell phone jammer while driving on the highway.
>60-year-old Jason Humphreys admitted to police he'd used the device on his daily commute for roughly two years because he didn't want drivers around him talking on their cell phones.
http://khon2.com/2014/05/01/fcc-slaps-florida-highway-cell-phone-jammer-with-48k-fine/
>>29915278
You literally gain nothing.
you should probably kill yourself.
>>29915389
I would gain satisfaction.
>>29915388
>The jammer he was using was "shutting down entire cell sites", not some handheld device for a 20ft radius.
>>29911718
>here are also videos on how to make a functional video jammer
Link? I googled and couldn't find anything.
>>29906915
DEPLOYING ECM JAMMER
>>29915408
Yeah, if that's all you've got to keep you going, you really should kill yourself.
>>29906915
>I'm a worthless loser who everyone hates and wishes was dead.
>I better continue disrupting the lives of others who aren't rejects.
>>29915628
>>29915685
What's got you so perplexed friends? Is it the fact that someone is taking away your precious toys?
![this [spoiler] is a good image.png](https://i.imgur.com/FICQGtj.png "this [spoiler] is a good image.png")
>>29906915
thislooks like an electronic cigarette/vaporizer
>>29907283
I think when most people have caught all 151 they'll get bored.
That's why they have the rest of the pokeymans in reserve.
FYI it's a google maps datamining app. It's for mapping all of the walkable areas, using pokeymans as a lure. Kind of cool, manipulating the public into a grand scheme to monitor the whole world.
> 4 armed robberies in campus tonight
> normies get fucked
Thanks niggers
>>29915780
>le mindless sheep XD
Or it could be that you're just fucking with people for no reason other than the fact that you're jelly af.
People get a lot of important phone calls each day: job interviews, from family, from QT grills, from their bosses.
>>29915857
>you're jelly af
I do not deny.
>People get a lot of important phone calls each day: job interviews, from family, from QT grills, from their bosses.
That gives me more motivation.
>>29915857
>af
kys
>>29915889
Good job, you're a huge douchebag.
By the way, this is why you are a friendless, basement-dwelling virgin.
>>29915928
WAHH VIRGIN WAHH WAAAAH NECKBEARD WAHH WAHHH
>>29915950
ITT:
>Hahahaha normons btfo!!!! amirite guis XD
In a thread tomorrow:
>I'm so lonely. I hate my life. Why doesn't anyone like me? TFW no gf
>>29915993
WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAH WAHHHH
>>29915928
Alright. Oh the fun I'll have.
>>29907158
>>29907194
>>29907211
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/chicago-man-arrested-cell-phone-jammer-metro-article-1.2561018
>Dennis Nicholl, 63, faces felony charges of interfering with cellphone calls using a signal jamming device on the CTA Red Line in Chicago, Illinois.
>>29907933
Is this bait or just another normie in my good boy space?
>>29908416
He's an amphibian..
>>29915993
Why are you on this site? You could just leave us virgin neckbeard losers to our shitty trash. You don't need to listen to this, you're going to go and message girls on facebook and everyone will be happy.
Ya know jammers are cool.
Like military grade, shutting down whole districts.
I want to know what else they can pulse jam.
Could they shut down computers? Security electronics?
Might be the way into some mansions.
Get them before sneaky jews clamp down on them being purchased from overseas.
>>29916126
>Why are you on this site?
I share most of your opinions on women, something I can't be a part of on most other sites.
Not much point if the legality prevents you from recording the lulz and putting them online.
I know a guy that teaches high school physics with one of these. They really should be situationally permitted in schools for things like exams, basically makes the modern form of cheating impossible
All you fags asking about buying one,
Just make it yourself
There's a section on communication fuckery in the anarchist cookbook iirc
>>29907777
checkin those digits
>tfw want to get one and use it when nearby normalfags are too annoying and loud with their pointless, casual cellphone calls
>just want to use it in a short radius so they don't annoy me while they're close by, until either they move away, or I move away
>can't do so because cellphone signal jammers would most likely get you in trouble
I just want to make them to stop being annoying their dumb iphones and shit, at least while they're around me, and I can't even do that.
>>29907851
>Some of them are military-grade jammers and can make a plane crash
those fit in a truck not your pocket you idiot
>>29916126
>Why are you on this site?
because virgin neckberads are hi-larious
>>29916224
where do you even get the anarchist cookbook, dont you get put on a list for buying or searching that
>>29916545
Go to reddit then and FUCK OFF. If you want to treat this as a fucking zoo for the ostracised, at least don't touch. I don't care if you watch so long as you keep your trash posts off my fucking good boy space/safe space
>>29916069
>literally holding it in his hands
>probably bitching at people saying "heh guess ya can't use it now!"
yeah
not everyone is a crotchety old fart
>>29916598
There was a copy in the archives years ago
Probably not there anymore though
Maybe some anon will upload it for you if you erp
>>29907851
pretty much this. they track who buys them mostly for fear of a terrorist using one.
people who use them get caught fairly quickly.
>>29914952
t. whiny normie
>>29916598
If your on 4chan you're probably already on the list
>>29916694
>t.
kys
>>29916545
i didn't realize you were laughing when you were getting all steamy a few posts back ;-D
>>29916777
>kys
t. pewdiepie subscriber
>>29915928
holllly shit you sound like a faggot
I hope your phone gets jammed and jellied too
>>29907179
read this to my friend and she liked this
>>29916784
That wasn't him, you retard. That was me.
You do understand there is more than one person in this thread, right?
>>29916659
>implying they won't find your prints on it
Retard
I'm no engineer, nor am I very tech savvy, but what if we could invent a device that remotely disables or interferes with phone cameras? It'll be especially useful when normalshits want to take selfies at landmarks or whatever. You show up there, activate the device - absolute chaos ensues.
>>29916069
>29915993
he was doing that for years before he got caught.
>>29909540
Nigger market
>>29916919
Some kind of ultraviolet static emitter could maybe interfere with cameras, but it'd probably cause cancer too.
>>29909540
buy it from a Chinese site that will agree to send it in an unmarked package. Most of them charge a little extra to remove their logo because they know that anything with their name on it will raise flags.
>>29917033
I don't see the problem here
Originali luminati
>>29916919
Odds are that you'd have to point it at the camera
Kinda hard to do without people noticing seeing as unlike radio waves, its in our visibility spectrum
IR might work though
>>29907158
>>29907179
See you on the front page of /r/4chan !!
>not making thirty-odd crude spark-gap jammers and scattering them through your city
>>29917152
I should have put "fuck reddit" in the OP. Read something that they can't link to anything that references them. Too late now.
>>29917662
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4skh3r/anon_gets_back_at_the_normies/
>>29917662
>>29917723
lmao
I was just joking but I guess it was too reall
>>29917723
This sickens me oregano
>>29907179
Laughed so hard my son's wife came and beat me up.
Still laughing in the cuckshed as we sepak
I saw this thread on Reddit. Hi Mom.
>>29918763
As the OP it makes me wonder how much of our threads and posts end up there.
Taking our content and posting it for karma. It's such a highly typical normalfag thing to do. I'm not even mad.
>>29918835
I should've said "...favorite anime is American Idol" but I fucked up.
someone does this in the trains in my city. He gained a rep and I think the cops maybe fined him or arrested him, can't remember. But his face was everywhere online and people would always talk about him
>>29918848
actually fuck it I'm not leaving up a botched meme
>>29912666
I had an old watch that had an EMP pulsator inside.
Got it in Russia, and tried it out once when I was high.
Blew out a good number of pc's in the computer lab and I just dipped and tossed the watch.
Think the name was like "black sheep"
You could put this on a drone. Shit, you could probably even hook it up to a solar panel or a battery and hide it in a tree, if you were clever about it.
>>29907601
thanks for the laugh
originalis komment
>>29907601
Thanks anon, made my shitty day a bit better.
>>29906915
reddit.com/r/4chan
this has been screencapepd
>>29919310
Reddit is for faggots, more at 11.
>>29907179
Don't forget to include me in the screencap! xD
It's pretty expensive.
>>29906915
>bringing ECM's to a loud heist
>>29911639
you're gonna have to buy it with cash in person not have it delivered. unless your parents have never communicated with you electronically in the last 15 years
>>29911176
>Big
>Black>Case
>>29908329
that would be a nice feel
and original
>>29915928
>friendless, basement-dwelling virgin
You say that like it's an insult
>>29907179
*as seen on reddit
>>29916598
I got it at a gunshow. Attempting to do some of the things in the book can get you blown up.
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