WHADDUP!

trex is the baddest bitch
kill shit eat shit been had that bitch
big teeth big mouth and shit
that's right ok, eats whatever he wish
ok that makes sense to me, cus if trex wasn't shit he'd be french to me
you know tyra banks? named after this D
or you can call him the king that's ok with me
got a lizard problem? just speak to him
cus the other dinosaurs are afraid of him
and if you never seen his dick before, it wobbles to the floor like jibbs but more
ok you can't roll with Rex, he'll split your body at the chest or eat you whole at best
now you know whats up, ok uh huh alright shut up

YO Yo, step the fuck back
the raptor is back to attack
this whole fuckin forum is whack
why am I rappin back when I could be out in the back smokin this whole fat sac

You boys be wakin up the raptor crew
we comin at you from both sides like Dr.Grant say we do
You wanna step up? you gonna get clawed, stoned, and cut
Get back to the bong, finish this song, and put and end to you.

SHAZAM

Zu-up, Zu-up.
"Raptor" what is up?!
Watch out this around because you're gonna get B-dup.

If ya don't know my name, ya got yourself to blame
and when I'm finished with you won't you ever be the same.

I am RAP-tore Rip, 'cause I Rip ya throat.
You all other raptors are fresh of Noahs boat
I'm a lizard with more tales and heads than you combined,
so here's a little tip compressed to a ZIP-file.

*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*

Sit down a for a minute on you prehistoric butt,
and let me fry your brain, that's the size of of a walnut.

I will shriek 'n' shout 'til the message sinks in.
So don't freak all out, let the lesson begin...

When ya see them lean, mean eaters of the green
chewing on those yucky leaves like it's Grand Cuisine.
Don't run 'em up all "hurr Ima eat ya Flesh!"
They'll just book it like the Prince that is black and Fresh.

So there you stand, all empty clawed,
praying for help from the all loving Lizard God.
But he's too busy getting sucked by a toad
So's now time to finally hit God-mode

Here are the words you've been waiting for,
listen close 'cause you know there ain't gonna be no more:

*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*

3..2..1..*ROAR*
You gotta WAIT, Liza
Fuel your HATE, Liza
Pretend it's fucking Windows UPDATE, Liza

When time's RIGTH, Liza
Leap and FIGTH, Liza
And release all your fucking CARNIVORE MIGHT.

That's all there's too it,
Go now out and do it.
And stop being such a herbivore shit.

Rip in Peace

ey yo im a fuckin beast
yallready know my species, still aint extinct
ill straight call all you lizards weak
and you wont do shit, cause you cant evolve enough to speak
i fuck them longneck hoes who eat leaves off trees
my dick so big leave imprints for scientists to see
you think my fuckin species got killed off by a dead star?
HELL NAW NIGGA IM FUCKIN HUGE IN THIS BITCH LIKE REPTAR
you best devolve, before i catch you out of your prime
soft as amphibians, ill send you back to the land before time

lease, giant lizard, do tell us some more.
I want to hear your thoughts while I scamper down the floor,
like a silent shadow, a shadow of death,
for when you finally see me you'll take your last breath.

The pressure of fear inside you all the time,
wishing you never claimed I was never in full prime.
So paranoid you start to wear shiny tinfoil,
the pressure's so big you soon piss out oil,

>>29900145
Only way you kill me is if you squished me with your butt,
but I always stay clear of your ass no matter what.

Sure Barney, you're a little bigger in size,
but ironically that will also be your demise.

Your fate is sealed, your cards are dealed
and soon some archeologist will find you deep in a field,
thinking "boy, this dino sure looks thick and dumb"
and mistake the imprint of your dick for your thumb.

And me? Hehe, sure I'll be there too,
but not underground like the fool that is you.
I'll be in that field, all happy and fat,
having evolved into a superior rat,
just laughing off my tail,
and--
OH SHIT, WAS THAT A CAT?!
Cya later, peabrain, gotta bail!

Come gather 'round Dinos, wherever you roar
And submit to your God for whom you stand before.
And respect my lil' tune,
It's too great to ignore,
If your tail to you is worth saving.

Else you better start sprinting or I'll swallow you whole.
For my wrath is never a-changing

*harmonica*

Come raptors and Rexes who have "evolved" into hen
Do not become fried and then spiced with cheyenne
And don't cluck too soon for the time will come again
When us 'saurs will rise and start maiming

For you losers now are still of my kin
And our wrath is never a-changing.

*harmonica*

Come lizards, snakes, toads and frogs, but never do crawl
Rise up from the ground, stand up and stand tall
For he who crawls in dirt will be he who we'll maul
It's a matter of pride in which we're engaging

We'll soon eat all humans and savour their balls
For our wrath is never a-changing

*harmonica*

Kill mothers and fathers throughout the land
Relish in their cries, all will go as I've planned
My sons and my daughters, you're in my command
All who enroll will soon be seen raging

Please get in on the fun and come see it first hand
For our wrath is never a-changing

*harmonica*

Come see the new dawn, It'll be a gory blast
Go chow down a cow, but don't eat it too fast
I present to you now the curse I have cast
Disorder is rapidly pervading

So bow down now or your this breath will be your last
For my wrath is never a-changing.

hey mista leopluradon
bout to lay the hurt on
some bitch id squirt on
catch you in the water
ill turn you into a carcass
ill take you down faster
than than nigga iron tarkus
try to swim to shore and run
ill reach you with my neck hun
drag you down till you can't see the sun
I'm the closest thing to a dragon
but I don't need wings to kill
seath is just plain actin
crystal magic don't show skill
yea so what this dino play dark souls
I'm the legend you never heard of
he's back and his rhymes are cold

What's it like being bound to forever walk the earth
throughout life, to your death from your pitiful birth?
Hah,
it must suck, of that I am sure
You're little out of luck and a lot of "hurr durr"

Now it's time for ya'll to give a lil' lizzle
'cause I make truth rain down and it ain't a drizzle:

You think you're king in the "Land of Somewhere Down There"
but you're all a pack of puny ants from way up here
I am fly as fuck, up, up in the air
just flapping around as if I just don't care
with my wings that are sharp as newly sharpened knives
and I just don't give a fuck about your puny earthbound lives.

Lol inner intestines, outer bling bling

Ayo,

In my dreams I'm running faster
hunted by velociraptors
eventually I will be captured
by them prehistoric bastards.

I knew a violent whore,
reminded me of a dinosaur.
We fucked 'til she was kind of sore
then afterwords she cried for more.

The triceratops was wearing socks
on a cruise ship called the Marriott.
He stuck me in a scary spot:
underneath the squat of his hairy twat.

Don Juan goes on and on about that damn Iguanodon.
I threw up on his mommas lawn then cleaned it up with a bottle of Dawn.

Abrosaur: a herbivore.
He murders birds and herds of boars
but prefers to bite the vegemite,
along with plants you've never heard before.


Her'es a story about a girl I consider rather laughable.
The weirdo bitch had the wingspan of a pterodactyl.
She's over-stressed, a bit depressed--I believe she's now on Paxil.

Who do?
You do
Dino Voodoo

The power of the dinosaur encompasses all;
black or white, large or small
The reptile within will clear you of sin
So come in child, let the cleansing begin

When you live by the tail
then you die by the tail
Stand by your dino and you will prevail
With Roaranga on your side you can not fail.

You're a fool if you can't now clearly see
All the cool kids already worship me
So shed some blood for your two-tongue god
or I'll delete you from earth's server;
FOR I AM LIFE'S MOD

well im a slick dinosaurus just spittin n kickin
and after a fresh meal on my claws i be lickin
i got my gold chain on, my tail pointed up
tilt my head back then i finish my cup
because when a dino like me walks across the land
i gotta be buzzin with a gun in hand, see
i was born with all the weapons i need
but i still carry a heater and a bag of weed
cause all the leaf eaters hatin, the sharp tooths waitin
for me to bring home the bread and so im never debatin
on to bust a cap on a defensless three horn
or perhaps something quicker just wack a new born
cause im a carniverasaurus cant feast on an acorn
i need a big slab of ribs then sit back and watch my dino porn

Yo, man raptor is here.
Love to eat them crazy queers.
Raptor in the house.
You think you can kill me.
I'm in your dreams, nightmares, movies.
Boys want me, girls show me their boobies.
EXTINCTION AINT REAL
YOU FEEL
I'M A FUCKIN LEGEND

Back in the day
These reptiles decided to play
Fapping so hard
They couldn't even stay
Bumping when high
They would say
/Dino/ board is here today
Making shit up
Is one good way
To make a cool rap
And have some stranger pray
This rhyme would get back on track
About those dinosaur days
I'll change it up q bit
With one of the better beasts
Known as t-rex
The one they liked the least
Because fap he could not
Vagina feast

Yo, I'm Bringing out the old school beat
It's the sound my heart makes, pumping cold, cool heat-
ed blood, that flows through my ancient veins,
This is my art, eerie like acid rains

My rhymes are so contagious
A virus through the ages
No cure in medicin pages
Which rages medicin mages
Their minds are trapped in cages
That can't think outside the box
Esses, you're all pointy squares
while I am cunning like a fox
preying on little scared hares, whose only tactic is "RUN"
Sure, run away, Easter Bun.
It only makes the hunt more fun.

Flippety flappety floo
My rhymes are comming for YOU

Dinosaurs BOOM,
Stompin around
Slammin they feet all up on the ground
Crushin them tinies
The weak and the limies
Do what they want cause they're from a different timey.

They call him stag-a-saur-us,
'Cause if he was any more drunk he'd be a swagasaurus.
Motherfuckers chillin' in a tar pit
they prolly got rock skin,
That's why it don't hurt when they all walk in
Like it's a fuckin' walk-in clinic or somethin'
For trexes with a ereptile dysfunction
That's why they always go around crunchin' &!face stuffin'
fuckin' stuff up 'cause he cant do the fuckin'...

Big shouts out to my man Radical the Pterodactyl & my raptors down south keepin' it prehistoric

YOOO TIZZLE REXIZZLE IN THE HOUSE
I'MA EAT YOUR BOYS UP NIGGA YOU A MOUSE
BITCHES BE SAYING IM JURASSIC, THAT'S INACCURATE
I'M REPPIN CRETACEOUS, NIGGA I'M IMMACULATE
TEETH LIKE STEAK KNIVES, YOU REALIZE,
THAT THESE EYES, GO HARD IN THE PAINT
I'M THE DOMINANT MOTHAFUCKA, YOU SEE ME IN CHICKENS
WATCH OUT NIGGAS I'MA GIVE YOU YOUR LICKENS

I'm a mother fucking pterodactyl
What part of flying dinosaur can't you handle?
ALL OF IT, Cause I'm the fuckin' shit
I'll sooner rape your wife than die under your knife
I'll fly over your city and it'll get really shitty
I'll stab your kids in the neck with my talons...

Unh...

Unh

You'll hear me comin because of my beast like roar
But it's okay because it's almost FOUR-twenty!
so watcha gon send me?
You think I want yo weed outta pity?
YUP, give that shit here
We're gonna' get so high we'll think we're deer

But we ain't
I'm a fucking pterodactyl
I'll put your head on my mantle
cause you just a human
I just started boomin
after a dinosaur life
shit you'll feel like truman

My moms a pterodactyl
My dads a pterodactyl
my sons a pterodactyl
My daughters a pterodactyl
I'm a pterodactyl just a little bit thicker
Autopsy said pterodactyls never been sicker

But It's not true i just actually killed my entire pterodactyl family and I am a straight up pterodactyl G do you really think you can even begin to fuck with me? I have talons, fucking talons.

Im so high. smoking that weed.
you cant see me like fucking site B.
Im a dinosaur collector.
you can keep my fee.
my weed smell so strong
like TREX pee.
Bringing niggas back to life
genetics is the key.
My brain sharper than raptors feet.

Dino raps?
I eat MCs like Dino snacks.
Creationist troll needs some Dino smacks.
Money? I got Dino stacks.
All day every day bumpin Dino tracks.
Check my collection of Dino stamps
Jurassic Park? That's my Dino jam.

i'm one of those 'saurs that you never see
won't find me in a book or a dvd
i've never been discovered nor will i ever be
cus my prehistoric ass is deep under the sea

love to my homies in the past yo
rip

As I was steppin' outta my place, I looked around
And I saw some shit that you'd like to hear about
There was no street to be seen, just trees abound
So misty I couldn't see far, but I heard a sound
It was a crack, some steps, feel the track, gettin' loud
It was a theropod pack, comin' to take me down

They came out from between two large pine trees
They were twenty motherfuckers, so I had to flee
I went back in, but they crushed the door with ease
They fucked around in the kitchen while I got some cheese
I ran towards the backyard and up the hill
But they kept on chasing me, minds set to kill

So I decided to stop and try to fight

I stood high on the hill lookin back at the 'pods
they got closer and closer as I was weighing my odds
But then I remembered one critical fact
one which could help me keep my body intact
the vision of a therapod is based on movement
so by standing really still would my odds see improvement
I did just that; didn't move a muscle
and the dinos ran right past me, call me Mister Hustle

All the therapods disappeared into the mist
they were roaring and screeching, man they sounded pissed
I walked down the hill while I munched on my cheese
feeling cool and chill with myself in one piece

I'm a fucking pterodactyl flying around
I make all those land bound dinos looks like clowns
I gotta 30 feet wingspan to slap my prey into a pan
turn on the stove 300 degrees
throw on all sorts of spices its gonna be delicious, it's got to be
screeching and screaming as it dies nothing like five guys burgers and fries
pterodactylus was the first pterosaur ever to be discovered
those guys got me covered
come at me for a fight
oops I mean if you wanna die


im a fucking pterodactyl

Oh, ye of lesser hide, with complexions of no complexity
Hide from the jaws of death
Four drips of drops of dried up cold blood
One nipped and tucked,
three ripped and sucked
Tip the scales of the croc in your favor
Let it bite, let it nibble
Dribble a ball of lightyears from the past
Will smoking craters ever extinguish?
"Nay" sayeth the Lizard God
Truthingly speak, or else keep teeth locked and loaded
Full of gum and bears

Bitch man fucking shiet yeh!
I'm stomping up on this bitch, yeh
She see me, she running,yeh
Bitch is cunning, yeh
Chase that bitch's tale, yeh
Her ass fat like whale, yeh
Bitch I'ma beat you, yeh
Biiitch I'ma eat you, yeh
Licking my lips, yeh
Nibble your nips, yeh
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

lyin up above i see my niggahs the triceritops
so i decide to fly in a little closer to listen to him beat box
im high as a cloud not a bitch ass bird in sight
i swooped like a mother fucker and took his can of sprite

he said what the fuck motherfucking pteradactyl
who u think u are motherfucking tyranasaurus denzel?
shut the fuck up bitch lemme hear u spit
"stampede motherfucker we dino'd in here!"

Awww
Yeeeh
All the dinos love meeeh
Yeeh yeeeh
my penis' like an oak tree

My hide is thick, just like a dick
my rhymes are sick and my mom's a prick

In the dino-club
With my dino-glock
Always ready to suck some cock
You already know
Like a dino-hoe
T-rex is this dick
T+shreked is your shit

Whores on the streets
Muh girlfriends a beast
She doesn't have nipples
But she still competes

With the bests
She is a T-Rex
Hate fucking like she is my ex
Don't know bout computer haks

T-Rex you little bitch it's time to stand aside
MC Littlebrain comin' in like a train
In from the rain and hard like my hide
And my stegodick, in case you didn't get it
I don't know where mine is, but I never will admit it
Wait
Shit

Well
They don't call me Littlebrain for nothin'
And you know that I ain't bluffin'
But I'm running out of rhyme
So I'm gonna go eat some leaves and shit
Or whatever I eat
I don't know, I'm stupid
Fuck

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Uhuh,

Yeah,

Hahaha, Mo-sizzle up in this bitch,

Here we go,

I'm a fuckin' reptile in the sea,
About as big as a tree,
60 feet in length, I'm a fuckin' O.G.
Mosasaurus is the name, maybe you've heard of me,
Can't see shit, but motherfuck the po-lice,
Six foot skull filled with sharp teeth,
Put some bitch ass plesiosaurs to sleep,
Fish please,
No hands, no feet, just greed,
A nigga needs to get eats and feed on the inferior species,
A sea full of bitch niggas, no G's,
I'm all about war, no peace,
I wonder if dinosaurs had dick cheese,
Oh god, don't hurt me, I tease,
I just like mushrooms and dank weed,
I don't give a fuck about dino-facts see,
I just like big reptiles with no knees
Why did I even bother writing this piece?

Mosasaurus out.

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>>29900916
>1 unique poster

samefig pls go

>>29901013
it's actually 2 facefuck

When you hear my legendary speeches
In my retard reptile raptor screeches
Laying down my lines
Like the land before times
Do a dino stomp
Brontosaurus chomp
It's the saurus beat that'll make you bop wha-what